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01:04 < aestetix> wow fuck the BLM crowd
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04:04 < aestetix> fucking neoliberals
04:05 < aestetix> if I had a nickle for every time one of them said "privilege" I would be rich
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06:25 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
06:54  * aestetix hugs Dolemite 
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08:15 <@Evilpig> Dagmar: this thing looks ridiculous but it's almost enough to make me play once more.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK_LMGUsWrs
08:15 < PigBot> Title: Legion - Sheep Staff - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) http://tinyurl.com/jgre7jn
08:36 < aestetix> Is it cruel and unusual to drop a really nasty fart on the train right before your stop?
08:36 < aestetix> One that you know will linger
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10:12 <@RangerZ> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ddo_sgYfuI
10:12 < PigBot> Title: Widespread Sex Scandal Sweeps Across Major University - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) http://tinyurl.com/gluok86
10:12 <@RangerZ> UC Berkeley
10:38 <@jb7od> Everybody knows professors and students love to fuck. I mean, duh...
10:38 <@Dolemite> C'mon, it's Berkeley.
10:38 < aestetix> wait
10:38 < aestetix> the same Berkeley that's all about safe spaces?
10:38 <@Dolemite> Home of free love
10:44 <@RangerZ> aestetix: safe to send creepy emails to your students
10:44 <@jb7od> I never had one, but if I had a professor that was really hot, I'd probably make a pass at it... mmmmhm.
10:45 <@RangerZ> don't they have the common decency to just use a stun gun and a giant canvas bag like how it used to be done in Dolemite's day
10:45 <@jb7od> on the other hand, if I were a professor, I'd be scared shitless of messing with a student.
10:45 <@jb7od> HAHA!
10:45  * RangerZ remembers Dolemite telling us about how he got his wife that way.
10:45 <@jb7od> A lil' zap-n-tap?
10:46 <@RangerZ> and by 'got his wife that way' I mean... she was the one with the stun gun
10:46 <@Dolemite> RangerZ: Wooden club.  They didn't have stun guns back then.
10:46 <@RangerZ> ahh my mistake
10:46 <@jb7od> "What a catch!" right? lol
10:46 <@RangerZ> jb7od: she thought she could feed her family for weeks
10:46 <@RangerZ> but then Dolemite started wimpering, and she felt bad for him
10:47 <@RangerZ> so she decided to keep it
10:47 < aestetix> jb7od: I once had a teacher like that.
10:47 <@jb7od> You guys think any teacher/student trysts result in relationships?
10:47 < aestetix> She was the only female engineering professor.... and she was also like 24.
10:47 < aestetix> I think everyone in the class wanted to bone her.
10:48 <@jb7od> I don't know if I'd have thought that was cool or not.
10:48 <@jb7od> sounds vexing.
10:48 <@jb7od> lol
10:48 <@RangerZ> jb7od: there was one when I was in my undergrad
10:49 <@RangerZ> prof had great body, but she picked the most obnoxious fatass in the dept.
10:49 <@RangerZ> this kid was so fucking annoying... but anyways
10:50 <@jb7od> hm. wonder what was up there.. . baby arm?
10:50 <@RangerZ> she basically gave him and everyone else in the class an A because of it
10:50 <@jb7od> HAHAHA
10:50 <@RangerZ> and this was _discrete math_
10:50 <@jb7od> "yeah, this is my hush-A".
10:51 <@RangerZ> one of the most difficult classes that most math/cs students will take from a pure effort POV, etc.
10:51 <@RangerZ> best part of this is...
10:51 <@jb7od> Makes you wonder though... like, how many students graduate helped in some portion by banging a teacher and getting hush-grades?
10:51 <@RangerZ> I never saw -inside- the binder
10:51 <@RangerZ> ohh I did mention the binder right?
10:52 <@jb7od> no...
10:52 <@RangerZ> the binder he printed out... that had -every IM/email/etc they ever sent, every picture she sent him... every video on a flash drive
10:52 <@jb7od> a binder of some weird sex-act curve to apply to grades?
10:52 <@jb7od> WOW
10:53 <@opticron> whoa
10:53 <@opticron> blackmail material
10:53 <@opticron> my HS history teacher was in great shape and she was 26
10:53 <@opticron> stark white hair
10:53 < aestetix> s/blackmail/masturbation/
10:53 <@RangerZ> about how back in soviet transylvania women would go down on horses as a way to prove their skills
10:54 < aestetix> RangerZ: I didn't know you were from transylvania
10:54 <@jb7od> That's how to steal a hot teacher/professor. Boost the file. Go to her and be like "baby, I'm saving your career right here" and then enjoy the wins. lol
10:54 <@RangerZ> the thing was... he only printed it off after she broke it off
10:54 <@jb7od> ouch. :l
10:55 <@RangerZ> and _I_ happened to be in possession of this binder for a day without realizing it
10:55 <@jb7od> DAMN HOMIE
10:55 < aestetix> wait you had naked photos of the hot teacher?
10:55 <@jb7od> lol
10:55 <@jb7od> hahaha!
10:55 <@RangerZ> well they were 'under my control'
10:55 < aestetix> or was this engineering school standards for hot
10:55 < aestetix> meaning a piggy
10:55 <@jb7od> XD
10:55 <@RangerZ> no, this was business school levels of hot
10:56 < aestetix> how many chins?
10:56 <@RangerZ> not fat
10:56 <@jb7od> See, now if you'd swiped that binder, then we could just clear this up....
10:57 <@RangerZ> but either way... I'm just glad I never saw the pics... I'd hate to have to see her on campus in the future and only be able to picture her like that
10:57 <@RangerZ> the binder was in a shared locker that I had the key to (to explain 'under my control')
10:58 <@RangerZ> and I spoke with an older prof. about this afterwards, because I was one of the few that knew about it
10:58 <@RangerZ> and apparently it happens fairly often
10:58 <@RangerZ> but there is no law against it, because everyone is of age
10:59 <@jb7od> I don't know if I'd hate seeing her around tho... depends on what sort of documentation we're talking about in extreme specific I think. lol
11:00 <@jb7od> Maybe "hate" like "hate to have to hide the tent pole in public" maybe... lol
11:02 <@jb7od> I'm operating under the assumption Hot = True
11:49 <@RangerZ> https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20160408/08381934131/burr-feinstein-release-their-anti-encryption-bill-more-ridiculous-than-expected.shtml
11:49 < PigBot> Title: Burr And Feinstein Release Their Anti-Encryption Bill... And Its More Ridiculous Than Expected | Techdirt (at www.techdirt.com) http://tinyurl.com/hsfmgfc
11:55 <@dasunt> I don't see it being more ridiculous than expected.
11:55 <@dasunt> It's exactly what I expected - all entities must help the TLAs with encryption.
11:56 <@dasunt> I think it's a fucking stupid idea, but we don't need to pile scaremongering on top of it.
12:04 <@RangerZ> anyone know groovy?
12:04 <@RangerZ> I'm in need of a gradle task that will upload a file via REST API w/json
13:03 <@dasunt> Groovy?  Wasn't that a bonus level in Super Mario World?
14:24 <@dasunt> Is Putin slowing evolving into another Kim?
14:24 <@dasunt> (devolving?)
14:25 <@dasunt> It seems that at this point, any thing that goes wrong in Russia is blamed on the West.
14:33 <@rattle> But first he takes his shirt off..
14:46 <@dasunt> Then he has a photo op with a bear.
14:47 <@rattle> Random youtube of the day..  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLlj_GeKniA
14:47 < PigBot> Title: Julia Stiles in Ghostwriter ("Who is Max Mouse?") - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) http://tinyurl.com/czre8b3
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17:04 <@dasunt> Hillary Clinton should not be your bartender:  http://imgur.com/BoCLTaw
17:04 < PigBot> Title: Hillary pours a beer - Imgur (at imgur.com) http://tinyurl.com/gvowf6y
17:52 <@Evilpig> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6ycChgGM_FE/U10RZGT3XKI/AAAAAAAAEbU/6jPDj7rWPUk/s1600/151+Logitech+G510+Keyboard+dismantled+RGB+led+lightguide.jpg
17:52 <@Evilpig> alright. so I took this keyboard apart, cleaned it.  I put it back together.  the top screen works and anything connected directly to the main board works
17:52 <@Evilpig> all the rest of the keyboard is essentially dead
17:52 <@Evilpig> it connects via contact points seen in this picture above, kinda
17:53 <@Evilpig> either somethign broke that I can't see or this just isnt' lining back up right
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18:01 <@Evilpig> https://goo.gl/photos/AU35BpVSFTbPmUqX8 <-- membrane connector
18:01 < PigBot> Evilpig: That URL appears to have no HTML title within the first 20480 bytes.
18:01 <@Evilpig> https://goo.gl/photos/AU35BpVSFTbPmUqX8 <-- logic board connector
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18:02 <@Evilpig> I wonder if I cram some foam in behind that if it wouldn't make a better connection
18:14 <@Evilpig> BAH!
18:14 <@Evilpig> it's making a partial connection now
18:15 <@Evilpig> I got qaz but nothing to the right of that
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22:07 <@oddball> Hey guys, so... what's the favorite DVD ripping tool these days?
22:37 < _NSAKEY> Handbrake?
22:43 <@RangerZ> http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/04/08/473572033/spacex-rocket-lands-safely-on-a-ship-at-sea-for-the-first-time
22:43 < PigBot> Title: SpaceX Rocket Lands On A Ship At Sea Without Exploding For the First Time : The Two-Way : NPR (at www.npr.org) http://tinyurl.com/jtaflt2
22:44 <@oddball> _NSAKEY: thanks
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23:16 < _NSAKEY> oddball: That's been one of the standard tools for a long time.
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