--- Log opened Thu Feb 11 00:00:57 2016 00:14 -!- benthemeek [~benthemee@c-71-228-207-65.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 02:17 -!- benthemeek [~benthemee@c-71-228-207-65.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 02:17 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o benthemeek] by ChanServ 04:29 < aestetix_> FUCKING UPSTART 05:23 < aestetix_> I never realized how much of a generation gap there is 05:23 < aestetix_> But I just read an article about snapchat 06:24 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez! 06:33 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has joined #se2600 06:33 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o klixa] by ChanServ 06:34 <@RangerZ> http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2016-02-11/for-hillary-to-survive-clintonism-had-to-die 06:34 < PigBot> Title: For Hillary to Survive, Clintonism Had to Die - Bloomberg Politics (at www.bloomberg.com) http://tinyurl.com/jzohv8w 06:34 <@RangerZ> the 503 page is great 06:34 <@RangerZ> 500* 06:34 <@RangerZ> is ben carson with googly eyes watching a bouncing 500 06:49 <@RangerZ> Evilpig: I decided you didn't need as much of that big'ol vandy money as you have right now 06:50 <@RangerZ> https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/cyanideandhappiness/joking-hazard 06:50 < PigBot> Title: Joking Hazard by Cyanide And Happiness Kickstarter (at www.kickstarter.com) http://tinyurl.com/jaz4h5c 06:51 <@Dolemite> Yeah, I can see Pig getting the $200 set 06:56 <@Dolemite> I'm cheap. I just pledged the $35 level. 07:01 <@RangerZ> of course you want the hitler/nazi cards 07:02 <@Dolemite> Yeah, I really didn't care about the autographed wooden box, or about having 2 sets 07:02 <@Evilpig> RangerZ: jokes on you, bitch, I backed that shit the first day 07:02 <@Dolemite> Evilpig: At which leve? 07:02 <@Dolemite> level 07:02 <@Evilpig> wooden box 07:02 <@Dolemite> Predictable 07:03 <@Evilpig> I would have gotten the dead plant but that thing sold out immediately 07:03 <@Evilpig> I plan on giving one of the two sets in that pledge level to my brother 07:04 <@RangerZ> I figured you got the the 'wingmans special' 07:04 <@RangerZ> let them write your okcupid/tinder/grinder/etc profile 07:06 <@Evilpig> https://www.dropbox.com/s/oyghk8e3ptjlvya/Screenshot%202016-02-11%2007.05.53.png?dl=0 07:06 < PigBot> Title: Dropbox - Screenshot 2016-02-11 07.05.53.png (at www.dropbox.com) http://tinyurl.com/jg89udm 07:07 <@Evilpig> out of those, unicorn poo is probably my favorit 07:13 <@RangerZ> fuck with a chainsaw the person who thought auto-updating versions of their software on windows was a good idea... because you know... its not like docker is a fucking jenga set on windows as it is already or anything 07:14 -!- jaake [~h4ckm3@129.59.122.29] has joined #se2600 08:04 < aestetix_> who knows ovs-vsctl well? 08:05 < aestetix_> or, well openvswitch 08:16 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has quit [Quit: zzz] 08:27 -!- opticron [~opticron@75.76.201.152] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 08:28 -!- opticron [~opticron@pianoben.ch] has joined #se2600 08:28 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o opticron] by ChanServ 09:14 -!- Catonic [~catonic@adsl-98-83-42-82.bhm.bellsouth.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 245 seconds] 09:34 < dasunt_> I find this counterintuitive: http://what-if.xkcd.com/ 09:34 < PigBot> Title: Fire From Moonlight (at what-if.xkcd.com) http://tinyurl.com/c3ph323 09:34 -!- dasunt_ is now known as dasunt 09:34 < dasunt> I don't know why. 09:35 <@Dagmar> I r gud boyfrend 09:36 <@Dagmar> Got a dozen roses ordered and headed to her office for Friday, and Deadpool tickets for Friday Night 09:37 < dasunt> Nice. 09:43 <@Dagmar> Okay, the email I just got basically says that the FCC complaint *is* the reason Comcast technical support called me out of the blue last night 09:43 <@Dagmar> I can't wait to give the FCC the recording from that call 09:48 < dasunt> You still haven't gotten your connection fixed? 09:48 <@Dagmar> It's never going to get fixed 09:49 <@Dagmar> Comcast is up to something unethical and they've got a decent cover excuse of "customer interest" 09:49 <@Dagmar> They're not going to let it go 09:49 <@Dagmar> As a result, all of the working brains have fled the vicinity so the provisioning system which should have made the determination that the cablemodem should have at least been provisioned for 150mbps, is never getting fixed 09:50 * dasunt missed part of the saga. The last episode he saw was Dagmar needing the firmware for fast speeds, and Comcast sending the firmware for mediocre speeds. 09:50 <@Dagmar> I wound up buying an SB6183 last night 09:50 <@Dagmar> Not just mediocre speeds, shit speeds 09:50 <@Dagmar> The lowest class of service possible 09:50 <@Dagmar> 30mbps down and 6mbps up 09:50 <@Dagmar> ...and that's the fucking state things were in from day one 09:51 <@Dagmar> I can absolutely make the argument that Comcast wasn't even _trying_ to provide the service they had offered me 09:52 < dasunt> There's always small claims 09:52 <@Dagmar> So, I'm going to be demanding a reducting in my bill again 09:52 <@Dagmar> Oh when Comcast gets desperate and decides to lift this "only runs at half speed" restriction, I'm going to be ready and waiting to follow up with my FCC complaint 09:53 <@Dagmar> I believe they're deliberately fucking over consumers who buy their own equipment instead of renting. 09:53 <@Dagmar> No one gets excited about "gigabit" ethernet only having about 970mbps throughput 09:53 <@Dagmar> It's expected. 09:54 <@Dagmar> For a cablemodem that has 8 downstream channels and is "theoretically" capable of 343Mbps to only get 32mbps per channel instead of 48mbps is parity with that 09:55 <@Dagmar> The SB6141 is just as capable of 250mbps transfer as gigabit ethernet cable is capable of 980mbps 09:56 <@Dagmar> ...except they refuse to enable it for that class of service and instead only effectively allow it to run at four-channel speeds 09:56 <@Dagmar> They're doing the same thing with the SB6121 which is a four channel modem capable of 150mbps, which they'll only run at 75 09:57 <@Dagmar> In _every_ case these modems bind *all* their downstream channels, so it's not like the modem is only bonding 4 of the 8 09:58 <@Dagmar> I think Comcast is deliberately forcing consumers who buy their own cablemodem to leave spare capacity in the equipment so that Comcast can benefit from a "free upgrade" at some later point when they get desperate 09:58 <@Dagmar> ...and the very fucking MOMENT that happens, I'm going to begin harvesting souls through the FCC 09:59 < dasunt> Is there any technical reason why all the channels could not be available? 09:59 <@Dagmar> Yeah. Oversubscribed, noisy lines 09:59 <@Dagmar> I fail to see how that's any different from any other type of broadcast medium 10:00 < dasunt> True. Seems like a fraud if they advertise one speed and provide a lower speed. 10:00 <@Dagmar> The trick there is that since Comcast isn't the one saying the modems are capable of X speed, it's not _technically_ fraud 10:00 <@Dagmar> ...but it's very deceptive to customers 10:02 < dasunt> Seems to me that being deceptive to customers in order to milk money from them is frequently legal. 10:19 -!- K4k [~K4k@unaffiliated/k4k] has joined #se2600 10:23 -!- rattle [041c8581@tor/regular/rattle] has joined #se2600 10:23 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o rattle] by ChanServ 10:27 <@Dagmar> They're not milking money from them. They're forcing the customers to accept the hardware cost of the "free upgrade" they've got planned for later. 10:28 <@Dagmar> It's not free when the only reason it's possible is Comcast's continued douchebaggery 10:38 -!- strages [sid11297@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-xsywwsiqhnwuihwl] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 10:39 -!- crashcart [uid29931@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-worsnaqdyerczleh] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 10:40 -!- strages [sid11297@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cgutmgqibwctjljx] has joined #se2600 10:41 -!- crashcart [uid29931@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-oisgzasbvegdlisg] has joined #se2600 10:46 <@Dagmar> At this point I think I've identified at least one Comcast shill in /r/Comcast, which doesn't surprise me at all 11:09 <@Dagmar> I'm gonna fix Audra's hot water tap tonight. :) 11:20 -!- Catonic [~catonic@adsl-98-83-42-82.bhm.bellsouth.net] has joined #se2600 11:20 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Catonic] by ChanServ 11:47 -!- sasquatc4 [~sasquatc4@2601:282:700:8c01:c19e:e752:628c:9d6c] has joined #se2600 11:47 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o sasquatc4] by ChanServ 11:48 * dasunt peers into Window's logging. 11:50 * Dagmar pours dasunt a shot --- Log closed Thu Feb 11 11:57:47 2016 --- Log opened Thu Feb 11 12:02:57 2016 12:02 -!- Evilpig [~wilpig@wilpig.org] has joined #se2600 12:02 -!- Irssi: #se2600: Total of 41 nicks [17 ops, 0 halfops, 0 voices, 24 normal] 12:02 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Evilpig] by ChanServ 12:03 -!- Irssi: Join to #se2600 was synced in 13 secs 12:03 -!- Shadow404 [~shadow404@wilpig.org] has joined #se2600 12:03 -!- NotLarry [~NotLarry@wilpig.org] has joined #se2600 12:03 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o NotLarry] by ChanServ 12:06 <@Mirage> The key is "speeds _up to_ " 12:23 < NSAKEY_> Dagmar: But you don't need all that speed, you're not sharing your connection with strangers who also use comcast! 12:45 < dasunt> If you use the maximum speed they advertise, it probably means you're a pirate and doing illegal stuff. Comcast is just trying to keep you from committing crimes. 13:16 <@Mirage> http://funnyandhumorous.com/thumb/jokes-about-coffee-6.jpg 13:16 <@Mirage> ^s/Drink Coffee/High Speed Internet/ 13:41 < aestetix_> fuck me 13:41 < aestetix_> 8 straight hours troubleshooting a networking issue 13:41 < aestetix_> and I think it's because ip forwarding was not enabled in sysctl 13:42 <@Evilpig> surprise! 13:45 < aestetix_> FUCK ME THAT WAS IT 13:46 < aestetix_> well I'll know for sure if the system comes back on after the reboot 13:48 < aestetix_> oh wait, I broke it. 13:48 < aestetix_> because I didn't enable it in the sysctl.conf file 13:48 < aestetix_> fuc kme 13:49 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has joined #se2600 13:49 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o klixa] by ChanServ 13:49 < aestetix_> something something lesson 13:49 < aestetix_> so I don't know muhc about network security. why is ipv4 forwarding not enabled by default? 13:51 < aestetix_> Evilpig: you know? 13:52 <@Evilpig> because you generally don't need it unless you're mucking with firewall rules, iirc 13:52 < aestetix_> hi klixa 13:52 < aestetix_> Evilpig: yeah, my big question right now is why the hell it wasnt enabled in this ansible playbook I was working with 13:53 < aestetix_> however it seems like it should be enabled by default 13:54 <@Dagmar> aestetix_: because long, long ago, someone wrote a proposed RFC which made a lot of sense 13:54 <@Dagmar> Also, principle of least priviledge 13:54 <@klixa> ho aestetix_ 13:55 < aestetix_> Dagmar: knowing something like "you need to enable ip forwarding for this feature to work" in an error message would be a lot more useful than my internet just dying 13:56 < aestetix_> klixa: are we scheduled to have sex at phreaknic this year? 14:02 < NSAKEY_> aestetix_: I'm thinking that this year, we're going to sacrifice a live comcast tier 1 support person as part of the Dagmaric mystery cult's ceremonies. 14:03 < NSAKEY_> If we can't find one, we may need a suitable stand-in. 14:03 < NSAKEY_> Can you take a daggar to the heart? 14:03 -!- NSAKEY_ is now known as _NSAKEY 14:11 <@eryc> http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/shamkhani-republican-prisonor-swap 14:11 < PigBot> Title: Report: Iranian Official Says GOPers Tried To Stall Prisoner Swap For 2016 Election (at talkingpointsmemo.com) http://tinyurl.com/zeo8lze 14:32 < aestetix_> ugh 14:33 < aestetix_> so while ip forwarding was one issue, there is apparently one more at leats :/ 14:39 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has quit [Quit: zzz] 14:41 <@RangerZ> ok 1) fuck putty not making links clickable 14:41 <@RangerZ> 2) fuck putty for not making links clickable 14:41 <@Evilpig> there's a version of putty that does 14:41 <@Evilpig> so fuck you for not suing that 14:41 <@Evilpig> using that* 14:43 <@RangerZ> eryc: why not, Bush Sr. did it with the Iranian prisoners in 1980, might as well try to let a possible Republcian president get credit again 14:44 <@Evilpig> RangerZ: http://wilpig.org/temp/putty.exe 14:44 < PigBot> Couldn't snarf url: HTTP Error 404: Not Found. http://tinyurl.com/hhhwf9a 14:47 -!- dasunt [~dasunt@192.249.59.215] has quit [Changing host] 14:47 -!- dasunt [~dasunt@unaffiliated/dasunt] has joined #se2600 14:47 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o dasunt] by ChanServ 14:48 <@RangerZ> https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2016/02/11/cliven-bundy-arrested-as-oregon-refuge-occupation-nears-possible-ending/ I'm glad the cops give so much time and free reign to Blacks, Muslims, and Hispanics in our country, because it would be pretty obvious that right-wing (white) privilage existed if they didn't. Also, I'm so glad that the NRA stood up for Tamir Rice and fought tooth and nail 14:48 < PigBot> Title: Final Oregon occupier surrenders to authorities, ending the refuge siege - The Washington Post (at www.washingtonpost.com) http://tinyurl.com/h72z4od 14:48 <@RangerZ> for his right to open carry 14:49 <@RangerZ> I mean... Ohio is an open carry state, so even if he had a gun it would have been legal 14:49 <@RangerZ> http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/11/us/tamir-rice-shooting/ 14:50 < PigBot> Title: Cleveland bills Tamir Rice's family for ambulance - CNN.com (at www.cnn.com) http://tinyurl.com/jr8w53n 14:50 <@RangerZ> fucking insult to 'injury' (death) 14:57 -!- jaake [~h4ckm3@129.59.122.29] has quit [Ping timeout: 250 seconds] 15:20 <@RangerZ> aestetix_: You'll appreciate this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdDidrRXrcs 15:20 < PigBot> Title: The Majority Report - Jennifer Mittelstadt: The Rise of the Military Welfare State - 2/11/16 - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) http://tinyurl.com/hr6mr99 15:21 <@RangerZ> talks about how milton freeman was involved heavily in the debate to de-draft the military 15:21 <@RangerZ> (and how he lost the arguement, because the military said 'go fuck yourself' lol) 15:46 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has joined #se2600 15:46 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o klixa] by ChanServ 15:52 < _NSAKEY> That was fun. 15:52 < _NSAKEY> Someone kept calling my number. 15:52 < _NSAKEY> I finally got tired of answering it and just hearing what sounded like someone crying. 15:53 < _NSAKEY> So the next time they called, they got rick rolled at full volume. 15:53 < _NSAKEY> Haven't had any more calls since. 15:53 <@dasunt> _NSAKEY: A phone that calls you and all you hear is crying? I think you are looking for /r/nosleep. 15:53 < _NSAKEY> dasunt: Yeah, no shit. /r/nosleep is just about the only reason I even visit reddit. 15:54 < _NSAKEY> All I'd hear is something like "[sobbing[ Oh my god... [sobbing] Hello?" 15:54 <@dasunt> /r/badhistory is entertaining on Reddit. 15:54 < _NSAKEY> They sounded like they needed some cheering up, so they got an earful of Rick Astley. 15:58 <@dasunt> Although /r/badhistory really needs more posts. Factchecking is slow. But if you like to geek out about history, it's actually pretty informative. 15:58 < _NSAKEY> /r/sysadmin has been entertaining lately. /r/nosleep's quality seemed to fall off. 15:58 < _NSAKEY> One of my current favorites, Howard Moxley, keeps rming posts. 15:59 <@dasunt> I should check /r/sysadmin 16:00 < _NSAKEY> This is hilarious already https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/458p1h/dumbest_most_ignorant_thing_i_have_been_told_in_a/ 16:00 < PigBot> Couldn't snarf url: The read operation timed out. http://tinyurl.com/jv4c3xg 16:01 <@dasunt> I'll have to check that later. 16:01 <@dasunt> It sounds like it has a lot of potential. 16:01 < _NSAKEY> It's hit or miss, but sometimes it's got some comedy gold. 16:05 < aestetix_> penis 16:08 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has quit [Quit: zzz] 16:12 -!- rattle [041c8581@tor/regular/rattle] has quit [Ping timeout: 252 seconds] 17:16 -!- kamikazejoe [~kamikazej@24-207-222-83.dhcp.stls.mo.charter.com] has joined #se2600 17:29 < _NSAKEY> Hmmm... That weird number just called again. They got another earful of Rick Astley. Maybe they'll take a hint? 18:10 -!- sasquatc3 [~sasquatc4@2601:282:700:8c01:c19e:e752:628c:9d6c] has joined #se2600 18:10 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o sasquatc3] by ChanServ 18:11 -!- rattle [~rattle@tor/regular/rattle] has joined #se2600 18:11 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o rattle] by ChanServ 18:15 -!- sasquatc4 [~sasquatc4@2601:282:700:8c01:c19e:e752:628c:9d6c] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 18:51 -!- rattle [~rattle@tor/regular/rattle] has quit [Ping timeout: 260 seconds] 19:07 -!- Catonic [~catonic@adsl-98-83-42-82.bhm.bellsouth.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 250 seconds] 19:18 <@RangerZ> _NSAKEY: is it a person or robo-dialer? 19:22 <@Mirage> RangerZ: Probably a family member calling to give their new number. =) 19:31 <@Mirage> aestetix_: http://i.4cdn.org/b/1455238523772.jpg 19:37 < _NSAKEY> RangerZ: Does it matter? 19:43 <@RangerZ> so.... perhaps I should take out my random comments from like 4am... "why me?" 19:43 <@RangerZ> and "ZEEE RUN BOSS ZEE RUN" 19:43 <@RangerZ> for signaling when a run shows up 19:44 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has joined #se2600 19:44 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o klixa] by ChanServ 19:45 <@RangerZ> _NSAKEY: because if you play it for a robot, its kinda useless 19:46 <@RangerZ> the 1 telemarketer that keeps calling me is a fucking robot 100% unless I hit '5' to tell them to go fuck off 19:46 <@RangerZ> which i've done now 19:47 <@RangerZ> they were calling me at 8:01am every morning for a while 19:47 < _NSAKEY> I'm pretty sure it was a human. They didn't say exactly the same things each time I picked up. 19:47 <@RangerZ> and thankfully I never noticed except to see missed calls 19:47 <@klixa> RangerZ: block them 19:51 <@RangerZ> klixa: I didn't even 'notice' for a while, because they were calling my 'real' phone number 19:51 <@RangerZ> and I never use that # at all 19:52 <@klixa> real number? you mean a landline? 19:52 <@RangerZ> no 19:52 <@RangerZ> phone 19:52 < _NSAKEY> People under 50 have landlines? 19:52 <@RangerZ> I use google voice 19:52 <@RangerZ> http://www.kinguin.net/category/19429/windows-10-professional-oem-key/ 19:53 < PigBot> Title: Windows 10 Professional OEM Key | Buy on Kinguin (at www.kinguin.net) http://tinyurl.com/pfalgqw 19:53 <@RangerZ> thought you might find that interesting in case you have to buy a key 19:55 <@klixa> RangerZ: why do you use google voice? i would think youd have to pay for cell service anyway to use voice on top of it? 19:57 <@RangerZ> ohh yeah 19:57 <@RangerZ> but, it allows a lot of control over my phone 19:57 <@RangerZ> get call screening for numbers not in my contacts 19:57 <@RangerZ> and some other features, such as voice mail transcription 20:00 <@klixa> right now im broke, so i use mine as a wifi phone 20:00 <@klixa> i use talkatone and facetime 20:00 <@klixa> ihave an iphone 6s plus, and cant afford service...lol 20:01 <@klixa> well, technically my phone has service, but my sim card is in my bf;s phone cause i actually dont need a phone 20:45 -!- sasquatc3 [~sasquatc4@2601:282:700:8c01:c19e:e752:628c:9d6c] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 21:06 -!- robogoat [~robogoat@c-24-126-240-124.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 245 seconds] 21:13 -!- Catonic [~catonic@adsl-98-71-67-246.bhm.bellsouth.net] has joined #se2600 21:13 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Catonic] by ChanServ 21:23 < aestetix_> Mirage: not found :/ 21:24 <@Mirage> what? 21:24 <@Mirage> that was a primo link from /b 21:24 -!- robogoat [~robogoat@c-24-126-240-124.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 21:28 < aestetix_> there is ANOTHER debate tonight? 21:54 -!- benthemeek [~benthemee@c-71-228-207-65.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 260 seconds] 22:10 -!- benthemeek [~benthemee@c-71-228-207-65.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 22:10 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o benthemeek] by ChanServ 22:43 <@Mirage> with shit like this and david bowie in the 70's htf was anyone shocked in the 80's? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_jdiU47bFA 22:43 < PigBot> Title: Sweet - The Ballroom Blitz - Top Of The Pops 20.09.1973 (OFFICIAL) - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) http://tinyurl.com/q54cjvx 22:44 <@Mirage> I definitely see where boy george got his inspiration 22:46 <@Mirage> the 90's i can see.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdooYar_A6g 22:46 < PigBot> Title: Army Of Lovers - Crucified (Official Video) - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) http://tinyurl.com/c63ghf6 22:53 <@RangerZ> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_bE1SODhmo 22:53 < PigBot> Title: What If Deadpool Was in The Walking Dead? (Mashup Trailer) - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) http://tinyurl.com/hhttllf 23:14 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has quit [Quit: zzz] 23:34 <@RangerZ> what is wrong.... why is benthemeek here? hehe 23:46 <@RangerZ> courseraprogramming sanity --skip-environment -f ./Dockerfile 23:46 <@RangerZ> :/ 23:59 -!- sasquatc4 [sasquatc4@2601:282:700:8c01:ec7b:3cee:4f01:ffd6] has joined #se2600 23:59 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o sasquatc4] by ChanServ --- Log closed Fri Feb 12 00:00:04 2016