--- Log opened Wed Jan 13 00:00:12 2016
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02:29 <@sync350> ..
03:44 <@Dagmar> It is finished.b
03:46 <@Dagmar> The amount of heavy lifting I have done in the last 48 hours is well over 9,000
03:46 <@Dagmar> I am now going to have a sizeable rum & coke and then sleep the sleep of the slightly drunk
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05:40 <@Catonic> lol
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06:36 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
06:50  * aestetix hugs Dolemite 
06:55 < RangerZ1> http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/14/world/middleeast/iran-navy-crew-release.html
06:55 < PigBot> "Couldn't snarf url: HTTP Error 302: The HTTP server returned a redirect error that would lead to an infinite loop.\nThe last 30x error message was:\nFound. http://tinyurl.com/h35xy38"
06:55 < RangerZ1> thats gotta piss off the right wing talking heads
06:55 < RangerZ1> they can't use that as a "I told you so"
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07:36 <@Catonic> de
07:36 <@Catonic> dmesg
07:36 <@Catonic> wrong window :)
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08:23 <@Evilpig> http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/latestnews/2016/robot-wars-returns
08:23 < PigBot> Title: BBC - Robot Wars rebooted for BBC Two - Media Centre (at www.bbc.co.uk) http://tinyurl.com/jrponvg
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09:47 <@Evilpig> everyone get your powerball tickets?
09:48 <@Dolemite> Nope.  Thinking about buying one.  Exactly one.
09:50 <@Evilpig> I picked one up with my coke this morning
09:50 <@Evilpig> come on lotto, piggie wants to buy a whore
09:51 <@Evilpig> this class is putting me to sleep, again
10:01 <@Evilpig> god I hate helpful people that haven't a clue
10:07 <@dasunt> Has anyone run the numbers for the best time to buy a Powerball ticket?
10:08 <@dasunt> ISTM that after a certain payout (say somewhere around $10mil), it's enough money even after taxes that you'll never have to work again for life.
10:09 <@dasunt> Yet a $10M jackpot doesn't get a lot of press, and presumably a lot less people are buying tickets, which increases your odds of winning.
10:09 <@dasunt> While the current huge jackpot has everyone buying tickets, decreasing your odds of winning.
10:11  * dasunt runs the numbers on the $10M jackpot, assuming 50% of it is taxed right away, and an annual 3% withdrawal rate (which should keep the principle untouched forever, even including inflation) and gets $150k/year as an answer.
10:11 <@Dolemite> The number of participants doesn't have an effect on your odds of winning.  It does, however, increase the total jackpot, but also increases the likelihood that you will have to share the jackpot with others.
10:13 <@dasunt> True, although that only holds if you only play once.
10:13 <@Evilpig> lol.  splunk.  "we call this the 'tip tool', you just mouse over this and you see this popup here with the extra information"
10:13 <@Evilpig> it's a tooltip, asshole.  you didn't create them.
10:13 <@dasunt> Er, I mean, if you define "winning" as some value where the jackpot is big enough that you don't need to work again.
10:14 <@dasunt> I probably should check how Powerball actually works and verify there isn't a minimum jackpot that pays out.
10:15 <@dasunt> Okay, I'm completely wrong, Powerball has a $40 million jackpot.
10:16 <@dasunt> Well, I have an opinion on something I don't know anything about, and I'm willing to open my mouth about it and state what I believe.  Time to run for President.  :p
10:16  * Evilpig pisses on dasunt's foot
10:18 <@dasunt> At least I am not in a class where the instructor is teaching me about "tip tools".
10:18 < aestetix> Evilpig: how's splunk?
10:18 <@oddball> dasunt: The numbers on when a good time to play the powerball is basically never... because the chances of winning are so slim.
10:19 <@Evilpig> splunk?  oh.. that's the class.  i'm trying to not fall asleep
10:19 < aestetix> how many days do you have to endure?
10:19 <@oddball> That said, I've got a couple tickets for tonight, because... fuck it.  I can throw a couple bucks at dreams.
10:21 < aestetix> and from the sound of it nobody else there is technical
10:22 <@Evilpig> this is the last day
10:22 < aestetix> did you fart for her yet?
10:23 < aestetix> Although if she's czchech she might think it's tear gas
10:23 <@Dolemite> Ugh.  Allegiant Air just added direct flights from Knoxville to Vegas, starting a month after I'm going.  Wife and Mr. 10 had to pay $550 per ticket, new service with Allegiant has tickets the first month for $150/round trip.
10:24 <@Evilpig> what will they be after that?
10:24 <@Dolemite> No clue, but hopefully it will drive the price down generally
10:25 <@Dolemite> We looked at Nashville flights and they weren't much cheaper
10:25 <@oddball> "but you have to stand the entire flight."
10:25 <@Dolemite> Oddly, though, the hotels in Vegas that week were cheap, but apparently there's something big happening the week before and the week after Data Center World.
10:26 < aestetix> Dolemite: that implies that the US is a free market.
10:27 <@Dolemite> Supply and demand
10:28 < _NSAKEY> You guys might find this powerball article interesting: http://www.latimes.com/business/hiltzik/la-fi-mh-powerball-rules-were-tweaked-20160112-column.html
10:28 < PigBot> Title: How the Powerball rules were tweaked to make the game an even bigger ripoff - LA Times (at www.latimes.com) http://tinyurl.com/j5z4m9o
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10:28 < _NSAKEY> It explains the tweaks that were made to make the 1 bil jackpot more likely, and why it was done.
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10:30 < _NSAKEY> As I was typing before EvilPig got violently triggered and decided to make this channel a safe space: The short version is that they increased the number of combinations to drive the odds up, which increases the jackpot size. This was done to increase ticket sales, which have been lagging.
10:31 < _NSAKEY> The article has the chances of a >1 bil jackpot before and after the odds tweak, which is really illuminating.
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10:36 <@Evilpig> the only trigger allowed, unless it's attached to a gun.  http://875357559f655c0fd9842374.eventingnation.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/trigger-alive2.jpg
10:37 < _NSAKEY> Evilpig status: Trying to hide his tears in class.
10:38 < _NSAKEY> This isn't #safespace or #hugbox.
10:38 < _NSAKEY> Come on, I thought this was supposed to be a channel full of trolls and generally mean people!
10:39 <@Evilpig> hide my tears?  bitch please.  i'm trying not to bust ass next to this ukranian chick
10:39 < _NSAKEY> Are you holding the same fart in 24 hours later?
10:39 <@Evilpig> if that happened, we'd all be having tears.  maybe even muttering phrases like "dear god, what did you eat?"
10:39 <@Evilpig> no
10:40 <@Evilpig> since sprint gave me an early wake up call this morning I stopped and had breakfast at awful waffle
10:40 < aestetix> Evilpig: so can you trust today's farts?
10:40 < aestetix> Because that woman really wants one
10:40 < aestetix> think about the children
10:41 < aestetix> Evilpig: is she fat?
10:44 <@dasunt> _NSAKEY: Thanks for the link.
10:46 <@dasunt> Also (linked to in _NSAKEY's link) is this article about how much state lottos actually bring in:  oor!]
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10:46 < aestetix> Wow, if you take "fat" and add an "r", it becomes "fart"
10:46  * dasunt can't cut & paste.
10:47 <@dasunt> There:  http://taxvox.taxpolicycenter.org/2014/09/09/nearly-states-play-lottery-none-big-winners/
10:47 < PigBot> Title: TaxVox (at taxvox.taxpolicycenter.org) http://tinyurl.com/jgxt75p
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10:48 <@dasunt> Lottos only contribute 1% of state revenues (excluding federal transfers).  Even if dedicated to education, they never exceed 5.5% of the education budget.
10:53 <@Evilpig> this guy's voice.  I want to punch him in the throat so he can't talk anymore
10:54 < aestetix> Evilpig: you should share a fart with him too
10:55 <@Evilpig> aestetix: if I could find a way to pack one up and ship it to you, I would
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11:02 <@Evilpig> RangerZ1: answer me motherfucker!
11:04 < RangerZ1> ?
11:04 < RangerZ1> huh?
11:04 <@Evilpig> check your pm's
11:04 < RangerZ1> you probably messaged my desktop
11:05 < RangerZ1> can't right now
11:05 < RangerZ1> haven't setup anything to remote in
11:05 <@Evilpig> you just admitted that in open air
11:05 <@Evilpig> you're a horrible geek
11:06 < aestetix> RangerZ1: I assume you mean ssh and not rdp
11:06 <@Evilpig> it's that like step 2?  with step 1 being change your password?
11:06 < aestetix> Evilpig: you didn't answer the question.
11:06 < aestetix> Is she hot? or fat
11:07 <@Evilpig> it didn't register as a question.  just random chatter that the chatbot threw out
11:07 < RangerZ1> I've been a little busy , plus someone has to go help Dagmar
11:07 < RangerZ1> lol
11:07 < aestetix> Evilpig: she must be fat
11:07 <@Evilpig> I would have offered last night but when he said it on channel I had just finished dinner and the pants were off
11:07 <@Evilpig> I wasn't putting them back on
11:08 < aestetix> Evilpig: you should ask her on a date to Dunkin Donuts
11:08 < RangerZ1> plus a network with no running services and no inbound open ports is a lot safer than just throwing a box up on DMZ and not having time to deal with it
11:08 <@oddball> RangerZ1: Dagmar needs help schlepping boxes?
11:08 < RangerZ1> oddball: has for the past week or so
11:08 < RangerZ1> all done now though
11:08 < RangerZ1> which I'm guessing he is still sleeping off
11:09 <@oddball> ah, well... if he had *asked*.
11:09 <@Evilpig> RangerZ1: that's a horrible excuse.  it's not like your IP range at work isn't known so you could set up relatively secure rules to allow inbound anything
11:09 < RangerZ1> thats -if- I cared as much as you do
11:10 < RangerZ1> there is a reason why I got out of IT, I really don't care if servers stay up or not, and 'network' pshhh... thats someone else's issues ;)
11:10 <@Evilpig> it's your home network. :P  
11:11 < aestetix> Evilpig: if she's fat, then you can fart and blame it on her.
11:11 < RangerZ1> my 'home network' literally exists of my desktop (which is only working as a RSS reader right now), my laptop, and .... a switch for my consoles
11:12 < RangerZ1> I really don't have much running at my place anymore
11:13 < RangerZ1> gotta remember.... grad student.... I don't really have money to upgrade my -desktop- let alone have boxes running 24/7 costing me money
11:14 <@Evilpig> I've seen that old movie "the graduate"  I know what it really means to be a grad student, aka man whore
11:16 < dfused> Evilpig: arent you supposed to be learning something in this class
11:16 <@Evilpig> just did an exercise and then there was a 15 minute break added onto that too
11:16 <@Evilpig> starting back in 4 min
11:17 < dfused> welll if its any consolation, I'm just sitting here gaming =P
11:22 < dfused> ugh...hate it when I eat too damn fast and get air in my stomach so much that i get naseous
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11:30 < Synx_hm> some house keeping items...
11:30 < Synx_hm> Docker is fucking AWESOME
11:31 < Synx_hm> Saltstack looks cool
11:31 < Synx_hm> Dashing.io is orgasm
11:31 < Synx_hm> and what the fuck is Storj.io
11:31 < Synx_hm> oh and the new pfSense 2.3 UI is lovely
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12:12 < dfused> shite - klining icrcloud in general
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12:53  * dasunt ponders alcoholism.
12:58 < dfused> you'e not one if you dont go to those stupid meetings.
12:58 < dfused> prob solved
13:04 <@Evilpig> by your logic I can assume that if I attend a database planning meeting, then I am a DBA?
13:04  * Evilpig updates his resume with DBA and Project Coordinator
13:04 < dfused> sure why not
13:04 < dfused> my logic has kept me from being an alcoholic for years
13:11 < aestetix> Evilpig: put it next to Splunk  Engineer
14:53 <@Dagmar> heh
14:53 <@Dagmar> So... now that I've had time to sit down and look at the numbers, the amount of money involved in the PowerBall combined with the odds of winning make it actually reasonable to buy a ticket today
14:54 <@CRasH180> Yep
14:54 <@Dagmar> $2 for a ticket, $4.33 payout.
15:28 <@Evilpig> hey look.  I got a thing.  https://www.dropbox.com/s/asn9nsktcq3ppzq/comp_v4_r1_c2.gif?dl=0
15:33 <@Dagmar> heh
15:33 <@Dagmar> U KAN REED!
15:43 < RangerZ1> Dagmar: hows the feeling of living inside a 3D Tetris game?
15:44 <@Dagmar> Painful
15:44 <@Dagmar> Everything still hurts from the knees down
15:44 <@Dagmar> I wound up throwing the last few loads of stuff into the Scion and the XTerra, too
15:46 < RangerZ1> thats good
15:46 <@Dagmar> I'll be happy when my legs stop aching
15:47 <@Dagmar> Only then will I be able to begin my Sokoban epic
15:47 < RangerZ1> just think about how you have to build your Desk(s)*
15:47 <@Dagmar> I put the last leather chair on the balcony as a "randomness" test
15:48 <@Dagmar> If they spot it and it goes to the dump, that's fine.  If they didn't, I'm going to snag it
15:56 <@Evilpig> no dude it isn't PRCE
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16:02 <@Evilpig> http://www.gamespot.com/articles/ps-plus-extension-codes-to-make-up-for-psn-outage-/1100-6433762/
16:02 < PigBot> Title: PS Plus Extension Codes to Make Up for PSN Outage Going Out This Week - Report - GameSpot (at www.gamespot.com) http://tinyurl.com/hzl2ulo
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16:19 <@Mirage> customers are dumb.
16:20 <@Mirage> IBM is worse.
16:21 <@Mirage> somehow it's beyond the grasp of these people that an NFS mount operation is only failing from 1 of 5 datacenters and is failing with "Access denied by server" could be related to ACLs set on the NFS export.  They swear that it has to be firewall or OS related
16:32 < dfused> well it says access denied....just hsa to be a firewall issue
16:32 < dfused> -rolls eyes-
17:18 < RangerZ1> http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/14/us/us-will-track-secret-buyers-of-luxury-real-estate.html?_r=0
17:19 < PigBot> "Couldn't snarf url: HTTP Error 302: The HTTP server returned a redirect error that would lead to an infinite loop.\nThe last 30x error message was:\nFound. http://tinyurl.com/hhwhwsm"
17:19 < RangerZ1> thats WAYYYYY overdue
17:19 < RangerZ1> but good to see
17:36 < dfused> more importantly:   .. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2016/01/12/terrifying-ancient-crocodile-discovered-in-the-sahara-was-the-size-of-a-bus/
17:36 < PigBot> Title: Terrifying ancient crocodile discovered in the Sahara was almost the size of a bus - The Washington Post (at www.washingtonpost.com) http://tinyurl.com/hwpqpw8
17:42 < RangerZ1> https://twitter.com/search?q=bundyeroticfanfic
17:42 < PigBot> Title: News about bundyeroticfanfic on Twitter (at twitter.com) http://tinyurl.com/jaamwtb
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18:26 <@Mirage> lol...awesome subject line for a spam message. "Updated account because the account you will die"
18:28 <@Mirage> I found a discussion on the news today about the lottery quite funny.   One of the examples of things more likely as winning they described was "being struck by lightning while being eaten by a shark"
18:36 < dfused> fuck.....I'm never going swimming during a thunderstorm again....
18:37 < dfused> I figure if you've got 5 bucks to piss away, what the hell.....
18:37 < dfused> someone is gonna win eventually......
18:38 < dfused> I didnt but any but thats because I cant be bothered to drive into town to do it
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19:21 < dfused> I suppose I should have known better than to think I could get eve online running on ubuntu
19:23 < RangerZ1> Synx_hm: yeah
19:23 < RangerZ1> about docker being great
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20:45 < RangerZ1> http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/13/health/flint-michigan-water-crisis/index.html
20:45 < PigBot> Title: Flint water crisis: Legionnaires' disease cases spike - CNN.com (at www.cnn.com) http://tinyurl.com/jrzlj5o
20:46 < RangerZ1> I want each of the "city manager"(s) and the governor to be arrested for criminal malpractice
21:09 < _NSAKEY> https://twitter.com/MaxTemkin/status/687445755309641728
21:09 < PigBot> Title: Max Temkin on Twitter: "I sent a 55-gallon drum of personal lubricant to the Oregon Militia https://t.co/qIKp8Ucl2K" (at twitter.com) http://tinyurl.com/gsa2zed
21:14 < RangerZ1> I wish I had 1200$ to throw away like that
21:15 < RangerZ1> I hope we find out it was a poor-man's Brewster's Millions
21:15 < RangerZ1> "greandpa gave me 2 grand to spend today, except I can't buy ay of it.
21:15 < RangerZ1> grandpa*
21:52 < dfused> 6.7 earthquake hits northern japan
22:20 < RangerZ1> fucking mothra
22:20 < RangerZ1> we told her to go back to sleep
22:20 < RangerZ1> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4gkhwrp2RE they have been pranking him for over a year.... lol
22:20 < PigBot> Title: Simple Office Pranks - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) http://tinyurl.com/gtdrglb
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