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01:07 < RangerZ1> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/rand-paul-carly-fiorina-debate_569443b9e4b09dbb4bac5bc9
01:07 < PigBot> Title: Rand Paul, Carly Fiorina Fail To Make The Cut For The Next Prime Time GOP Debate (at www.huffingtonpost.com) http://tinyurl.com/go2764a
01:09 < RangerZ1> I don't know which one I dislike more.... Fiorina for being a lying CEO or Paul for being an idiot libertarian who thinks the civil right act isn't constitutional and that you shouldn't have to serve blacks by law.... probably paul... since he could actually impact society in a bigger way
01:17 < RangerZ1> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skellig_Islands
01:17 < PigBot> Title: Skellig Islands - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (at en.wikipedia.org) http://tinyurl.com/jmfpkkc
01:18 < RangerZ1> the islands from star wars
01:18 < RangerZ1> ireland of course , lol
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01:38 < RangerZ1> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXc3SNoS8Mw
01:38 < PigBot> Title: OR Domestic Terrorists Make Hilarious List of Demands - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) http://tinyurl.com/gvz4lbx
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02:55 <@sync350> derp
03:16 < aestetix> wow, mozilla must be having issues
03:39 < RangerZ1> yeah, its called firefox
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05:18 < aestetix> RangerZ: they keep discontinuing their services
06:42 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
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07:27  * aestetix hugs Dolemite 
07:37 < aestetix> So here's a question.... how many people who claim to be atheists and yet Tolkien devotees know he was a devout Catholic?
08:11 < _NSAKEY> aestetix: Mozilla became irrelevant the minute they decided to copy Chrome.
08:11 < _NSAKEY> aestetix: I knew that after reading The Hobbit and before reading LOTR. It didn't detract from my reading experience in any way.
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08:57 < aestetix> god I hate apple
08:57 < aestetix> _NSAKEY: yes, but I suspect you are not the typical Tolkien fan :p
08:58 < _NSAKEY> I don't get the whole, "This person's beliefs don't align with mine, so I hate everything they do" philosophy.
08:58 <@Evilpig> I hate everything you do.
08:58 < _NSAKEY> Good. The feeling is mutual.
08:59 < dfused> hurray!
08:59 < aestetix> So if I hate everything Evilpig does, does that mean I love everything _NSAKEY does?
09:00 < dfused> fuck all you bastards/bitches
09:00  * Evilpig pisses on dfused's foot
09:00 < dfused> hah...warm warm warm warm....cold.
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09:01 <@Evilpig> having to take a splunk class this morning.  guy shows up wearing a splunk shirt and with in 5 minutes of arriving asks "is lunch provided for this or are we on our own"
09:01 < dfused> you're doomed.
09:01 < aestetix> Evilpig: hand him a snickers bar and say "we got you, buddy"
09:02 <@Evilpig> class at vandy, for vandy staff, yeah right they're providing lunch
09:02 <@Evilpig> what a fucknut
09:02 < dfused> gonna be a class about how awesome splunk is w/o showing you really any niuts and bolts
09:02 <@Evilpig> title of class "using splunk"
09:02 <@Evilpig> tomorrow it's "search and reporting with splunk"
09:03 < dfused> did you ever get those dans to quiet down
09:03 < dfused> s/dans/fans
09:03 <@Evilpig> not completely
09:03 <@Evilpig> I have three new fans scheduled to be delivered on friday
09:04 <@Dolemite> Ooooh!  Tomorrow he's going to reveal the secret of what that text box with a magnifying glass next to it is for!
09:04 <@Evilpig> shut your trap frenchie
09:04  * Evilpig shoves dfused into Dolemite 
09:04  * Dolemite throws snails at Evilpig
09:04 < dfused> MOSH PIT!
09:05 < dfused> dammit.... we have this cert tracking site and yet STILL they keep sending out data calls for ppl to submit a copy of their certs to some jackwagons email address
09:10 < aestetix> Evilpig: how much time will be spent waiting for everyone to get to the same screen?
09:10 <@Evilpig> an hour
09:11 <@Evilpig> and they're doing useless introductions now
09:11 < dfused> you're so antisolcial
09:11 < aestetix> Evilpig: you should fart loudly, and then blame it on the guy next to you
09:12 <@Evilpig> girl next to me
09:12 <@Evilpig> ukranian girl next to me that is very hard to understand
09:12 < aestetix> even better
09:12 < dfused> she'll kick your ass
09:15 < aestetix> ask her how much her husband paid for her
09:16 < aestetix> Evilpig: why are you taking a splunk class at vanderbilt?
09:17 <@Evilpig> aestetix: why aren't you?
09:17 < aestetix> because I set up logstash
09:17 <@Evilpig> I'm in here because an alert popped up on my phone and one on my desktop that said goto room x for a meeting
09:18 < aestetix> wait, you work at vandy now?
09:18 < aestetix> and they are paying you better than tumblr?
09:18 <@Evilpig> I've been here for two months
09:19 <@Evilpig> no, I actually took a pay cut
09:19 < aestetix> you just like vandy that much
09:19 < aestetix> you clearly have a higher tolerance than Dagmar :p
09:19 <@Evilpig> no, but they made me an offer and since I was currently jobless it was a good offer
09:19 <@Dolemite> * assuming that Tumblr will still be paying people in another 6 months
09:19 < aestetix> that makes sense
09:19 < aestetix> that also makes sense
09:20 < aestetix> Dolemite: yeah their mother ship does not seem to be doing well
09:20 < aestetix> in fact, given what's going on, it would not surprise me if Evilpig's dilemma was more related to Yahoo
09:20 <@Evilpig> that's my theory
09:20 <@Evilpig> I wasn't given a reason as to my departure but I was given a severance
09:21 < aestetix> see, what you should have done is get a job as a VP at yahoo
09:21 <@Evilpig> so i'm relatively sure it was a cost saving measure
09:21 < aestetix> you can make a few million for doing absolutely nothing
09:21 < aestetix> I am now laughing thinking about friends of mine who quit their jobs to go work at yahoo
09:22 < aestetix> since it's clear now that nobody can turn that horse around
09:23 < aestetix> Evilpig: wait, you were not fired for cause?
09:24 < aestetix> So you can collect unemployment?
09:24 <@Evilpig> I did collect
09:24 < aestetix> please tell me you still are
09:24 <@Dolemite> Not now, because he has a job.
09:24 <@Evilpig> no, because if I was still collecting i'd have to pay it all back plus penalties
09:24 < aestetix> the NY unemployment office is so broken that it's super easy to keep the checks coming
09:24 < aestetix> only if you tell the truth
09:25 <@Dolemite> If he were interested in fraud that would be relevant
09:25 < aestetix> then again I left the US and immediately stopped paying any outstanding debts :p
09:25 < dfused> Evilpig:  would never do anything illegal
09:25 <@Evilpig> I'm honest, it's kind of a personal value I will keep intact
09:26 <@Dolemite> Other than when he plays cards.  In that case he's a damn cheater!
09:26  * Dolemite pulls out his revolver and shoots a hole in Evilpig's cowboy hat
09:27 <@Evilpig> aestetix: i've said it before in here.  when I got back from buffalo from setting up tumblr's DR site I was pulled into a conference room with HR and told "This is not a discussion, the decision has already been made.  They're just here to ease your transition"
09:30 < aestetix> I wonder how many other guys got hit by that
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09:31 <@Evilpig> don't know but letting me go saved them about $200k over the course of this next year
09:31 < aestetix> you were making $200k at year?
09:32 < aestetix> next time I see you you are SO paying for drinks
09:32 <@Evilpig> no, but they now aren't paying out my bonuses, they reclaimed my stock options, etc
09:32 < aestetix> No options vested?
09:33 <@Evilpig> I kept the vested ones but they took back over $50k in unvested options
09:33 <@Dolemite> Benefits, on average, add 40% to the cost of your salary.  Yahoo had better than average.
09:33 < aestetix> true
09:33 <@Dolemite> Taxes will add another 20% of the base salary.
09:33 < aestetix> Dolemite: unless you are making $200k base
09:33 <@Dolemite> So someone making $100K/year will cost the average company $160K/year.
09:34 < _NSAKEY> Evilpig: So now you get to play chicken with the options, by dumping them before yahoo becomes completely worthless?
09:34 < aestetix> That's assuming they are in a state that didn't get fucked by Obamacare
09:34 <@Evilpig> _NSAKEY: kinda.  if I sell them now I have to pay short term gains taxes and get fucked another way
09:35 < _NSAKEY> Yeah, there's that game too.
09:35 < aestetix> Evilpig: a lot of people got fucked by the first dotcom bust.
09:35 < aestetix> As in, they exercized their options, and then the company tanked, and they still had to pay taxes on it.
09:36 < _NSAKEY> It seems safe to say that a second bust is coming.
09:36 < _NSAKEY> A lot of this trash that has "unicorn" status is just a joke.
09:36 < aestetix> also
09:36 < aestetix> http://techcrunch.com/2016/01/11/interest-rates-unicorns-and-what-the-fed-means-to-silicon-valley/
09:36 < PigBot> Title: Interest Rates, Unicorns And What The Fed Means To Silicon Valley | TechCrunch (at techcrunch.com) http://tinyurl.com/grc32gp
09:37 < aestetix> Evilpig: I'd say you got out just in time
09:37 < aestetix> Imagine what happens when all the other startup employees lose their jobs, and move back to Nashville in a storm.
09:37 < aestetix> Vandy won't have enough openings for all of them
09:37 <@Evilpig> aestetix: I had three offers on my desk when I chose this one
09:37 < aestetix> there you go
09:37 <@Evilpig> there are jobs out there if you put in the legwork and you're willing to relocate
09:38 < aestetix> For now.
09:38 <@Dolemite> Evilpig: You still talking to NYI any?  I know you said you helped out that one guy that had a question.
09:38 <@Evilpig> hell I had an interview within two weeks of getting let go and that was after a week of not doing anything but sulking
09:38 <@Evilpig> Dolemite: not since I talked to them on the phone that night
09:40 < aestetix> Evilpig: and you got that, when there are all kids college grads who can't find a job
09:41 <@Evilpig> college grads typically don't have experience and many of them now are just wanting shit given to them
09:42 <@Evilpig> someone should feel bad for making this
09:42 <@Evilpig> http://docs.splunk.com/Splexicon
09:42 < PigBot> Title: Splexicon - Splunk Knowledgebase (at docs.splunk.com) http://tinyurl.com/qzrq5vf
09:42 < aestetix> that is awful
09:42 <@Dolemite> That fact that universities still let kids attend with an undeclared major through their Junior year shows that they just want the money.
09:43 <@Dolemite> Then the fact that you can get an undergraduate degree in Latin just drives the point home further
09:43 < aestetix> I would love to study Latin some more
09:43 < aestetix> I think the real issue is that companies that have traditionally trained employees, are now sourcing that to universities.
09:43 < aestetix> In the meantime, people who normally would not go to school think they need to.
09:44 <@Evilpig> I don't think that's completely it
09:44 <@Dolemite> I'm not saying that Latin shouldn't be an offering - but it's useless as an undergraduate degree.  Make is grad school only.  Universities should take some responsibility and tell these kids, "You've got 0% chance of finding a job in this field when you graduate.  Are you sure you want to do that?"
09:44 <@Evilpig> you have grads now with zero experience not even McJobs
09:45 <@Evilpig> So all they have is classroom and theory at best.  They aren't just doing job specific training, they're being asked to give them their first jobs and train them how to be cogs in the machine
09:45 <@Dolemite> Yeah, the closest any of them have to retail or customer service experience is the hours they spent watching Kevin Smith movies.
09:45 <@Evilpig> they aren't coming in with broken spirits and just cause more trouble
09:45 < aestetix> Dolemite: I'll agree with that
09:45 < aestetix> I would actually love to go to grad school for something like that
09:46 < aestetix> or greek
09:46 <@Dolemite> My wife's cousin is in school right now trying to get an undergraduate degree in Sociology.  She'll *never* make it to grad school, so she's pretty much burning cash that neither she nor her parents have.
09:47 < _NSAKEY> Dolemite: Latin is ok if you want to be a Latin teacher. It's kind of a vicious cycle.
09:47 < aestetix> _NSAKEY: I have a side interest in studying languages.
09:47 < _NSAKEY> My Latin teacher in high school pretty much told us that, exactly.
09:47 < aestetix> IE I'm taking a german class right now
09:47 < _NSAKEY> Yeah, but you're in Germany... Knowing the language makes sense.
09:48 < aestetix> Sure, but I also just like it. I'm thinking aobut revisiting Latin and Greek
09:48 <@Dolemite> I'm going to learn all the good German curse words next month.
09:48 < aestetix> That said, I have no intentions of a career using Latin
09:48 < _NSAKEY> A couple of high school Latin classes are good if you want to have an understanding of where English words came from.
09:48 <@CRasH180> and spitting
09:48 <@Dolemite> Of course, half the time when I talk to him on a call he curses in English.
09:48 <@CRasH180> German is good for building up the saliva glands
09:49 <@Evilpig> this instructor just said he's going to grade our work in this class...
09:49 <@Dolemite> Evilpig: Did you ask if you can grade his?
09:49 <@Evilpig> I'm keeping my mouth shut, you know why
09:49 < aestetix> Dolemite: say "ich habe nur eine testikal"
09:51 <@Dolemite> aestetix hat nur eine testikal
09:51 <@Dolemite> Er aß die andere
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09:54 <@Dolemite> Evilpig: Just keep your phone's audio recorder on and that way you can playback the best hits for later.
09:56 < aestetix> Ahh ok. So Dolemite hat keine testikale
09:56 < aestetix> Hat Dolemite eine vagina?
09:57 < aestetix> oder hat er ein mangina
09:57 < aestetix> hallo ladymerlin wilkommen aus se2600 deutschland
09:59 < aestetix> mit Dolemite, unsere scheissemeister
10:00 < aestetix> And that concludes all the vokab I have learned
10:01 < _NSAKEY> aestetix: Did you use your German at congress when that guy freaked out about your emacs rehab clinic?
10:28 <@Evilpig> sweet christ this woman has a billion tabs open in chrome.  like wtf they are so small in the header bar that they barely have room for the X to close them
10:42 < aestetix> Evilpig: let out a silent bomb. If anyone notices, blame her.
10:42 <@Evilpig> I dare not.  Had a few hot farts recently and you know you shouldn't ever trust a hot fart
10:43 < aestetix> how recently?
10:43 <@Evilpig> recent enough
10:44 <@Evilpig> hell if I wanted to get fired i'd just visit your tumblr righ tnow
10:45 < aestetix> if you let out a hot fart and visit the site at the same time, it's double jeopardy
10:46 <@Evilpig> I guess I can say this now, the dude the runs your tumblr is in europe
10:46 <@Evilpig> I looked him up one time
11:34 <@Evilpig> guy wearing splunk shirt can't follow directions in splunk examples documentation
11:35  * Evilpig laughs to himself
11:35 <@Dolemite> A How-To List for Evilpig If He Ever Becomes a Parent:
11:35 <@Dolemite> http://www.knowable.com/a/19-parents-were-asked-whats-something-terrible-your-kid-has-done-that-secretl?utm_content=inf_10_3136_2&tse_id=INF_6c7c5b3b049240059af40552d02908c1
11:35 < PigBot> Title: 19 Parents Were Asked: 'What's Something Terrible Your Kid Has Done That Secretly Impressed You?' (at www.knowable.com) http://tinyurl.com/gtwkpjo
11:39 <@Dolemite> #17
11:56 <@Evilpig> Dolemite: that's straight out of my nightmares
12:05 < _NSAKEY> The kid who did 19 needs to get in this channel.
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12:24 < RangerZ1> http://www.mlive.com/news/flint/index.ssf/2016/01/city_hall_office_containing_wa.html
12:24 < PigBot> Title: City hall office containing water documents broken into, officials say | MLive.com (at www.mlive.com) http://tinyurl.com/hfa2fnj
12:24 < RangerZ1> SHENANIGANS
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13:58 <@Evilpig> oh for the love of baby jesus... she's a two finger typer
14:08 < aestetix> You should let her borrow your two fingers
14:09 < aestetix> since you're not using them
14:11 < aestetix> Evilpig: so do you still not trust your farts, or have you resolved htat?
14:12 < aestetix> because she could probably use one
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16:15 < RangerZ1> https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2016/01/eff-confirms-t-mobiles-bingeon-optimization-just-throttling-applies
16:15 < PigBot> Title: EFF Confirms: T-Mobile’s Binge On Optimization is Just Throttling, Applies Indiscriminately to All Video | Electronic Frontier Foundation (at www.eff.org) http://tinyurl.com/joofgzh
16:49 <@Catonic> lol
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19:26 < RangerZ1> http://www.playstationlifestyle.net/2016/01/12/amazon-prime-video-game-pre-orders/
19:26 < PigBot> Title: Amazon Prime Video Game Pre Orders Get 20% Off (at www.playstationlifestyle.net) http://tinyurl.com/j3rwdcr
19:26 < RangerZ1> wel.... there goes gamestop
19:26 < RangerZ1> well*
19:32 <@Dagmar> They should have seen that one coming
19:33 <@Dagmar> Eh, you woulnd't happen to have some time free tonight would you?  I'm on the last leg of this and have a slew of leftover bits to move
19:33 <@Dagmar> Just sms me if you do.  I'm going back over there again now
19:34 <@Dagmar> Actually, before I forget again I have an errand to run
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