--- Log opened Wed Dec 16 00:00:42 2015 01:06 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has joined #se2600 01:06 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o klixa] by ChanServ 01:13 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has quit [Ping timeout: 246 seconds] 01:33 -!- sync350 [~sync@c-24-99-250-250.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 01:33 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o sync350] by ChanServ 06:42 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez! 07:03 -!- CRasH180 [~Adium@199.91.139.248] has joined #se2600 07:03 -!- CRasH180 [~Adium@199.91.139.248] has quit [Changing host] 07:03 -!- CRasH180 [~Adium@pdpc/supporter/silver/CRasH180] has joined #se2600 07:03 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o CRasH180] by ChanServ 08:00 < dfused> why would congress lift 40 year old ban on oil exports if the oil prices are already so low.... why would we need to 1. when prices are low, sell ours 2. push more product to market with low prices. 08:06 -!- CRasH180 [~Adium@pdpc/supporter/silver/CRasH180] has quit [Ping timeout: 256 seconds] 08:09 -!- CRasH180 [~Adium@199.91.139.248] has joined #se2600 08:09 -!- CRasH180 [~Adium@199.91.139.248] has quit [Changing host] 08:09 -!- CRasH180 [~Adium@pdpc/supporter/silver/CRasH180] has joined #se2600 08:09 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o CRasH180] by ChanServ 08:28 -!- CRasH180 [~Adium@pdpc/supporter/silver/CRasH180] has quit [Ping timeout: 255 seconds] 08:50 <@RangerZ> http://www.recorderonline.com/news/national_news/donor-pays-off-k-in-shoppers-layaways-at-ohio-stores/article_acb19e50-088e-5086-832d-60205e5a81c5.html 08:50 <@RangerZ> this is surprisingly a good way to help the needy, b/c most people wouldn't use layaway if they had the money 09:20 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has joined #se2600 09:20 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o klixa] by ChanServ 09:44 -!- sync350 [~sync@c-24-99-250-250.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: Screw you guys, I'm goin home] 09:48 <@Evilpig> http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/millionaire-businessman-not-guilty-of-raping-teenager-after-he-accidentally-penetrated-her/news-story/169606eae1d4be4b67ea2f5f449d7fe4?utm_content=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=EditorialSF&utm_source=HaraldSun&utm_medium=Facebook 09:48 < PigBot> Title: No Cookies | Herald Sun (at www.heraldsun.com.au) 09:48 <@Evilpig> http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/millionaire-businessman-not-guilty-of-raping-teenager-after-he-accidentally-penetrated-her/news-story/169606eae1d4be4b67ea2f5f449d7fe4 09:48 < PigBot> Title: No Cookies | Herald Sun (at www.heraldsun.com.au) 09:48 <@Evilpig> I swear. stupid links and their tracking shit 09:48 <@Evilpig> "A MILLIONAIRE businessman has been found not guilty of rape after claiming he accidentally penetrated her when he tripped and fell." 09:54 <@RangerZ> Evilpig: what is causing the links to not get named? 09:54 <@RangerZ> youtube links in particular are the most annoying 09:55 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has quit [Quit: zzz] 09:55 < dfused> fixit fixit fixit fixit fixit fixit fixit fixit fixit fixit fixit fixit fixit 09:55 < dfused> fixit fixit fixit fixit 09:55 < dfused> goddamned centurylink 09:56 <@RangerZ> okay... about that rape non-conviction 09:56 < dfused> ping times were great.... then I start uploading files for work..... and now getting 11% loss and 300-400ms ping itmes 09:56 <@RangerZ> from my understanding... there would be a rapekit 09:56 <@RangerZ> dfused: call them and tell them you have VOIP a 09:56 <@RangerZ> VOIP* 09:56 <@RangerZ> they have to come out and fix it 09:57 <@Evilpig> RangerZ: it's dependant on the sites 09:57 < dfused> they dont care... centurylnk is the only provider I've found to be worse than comcast when it comes to services or general give a shit 09:57 <@RangerZ> part of the FCC rules makes them have to give priority to VOIP customers 09:57 <@Evilpig> like that one there they're using a cookie to steer shit away from bots 09:57 < dfused> oh.... FCC you say. 09:57 <@Evilpig> youtube it's the ssl 09:57 <@RangerZ> dfused: yes, but "I have voip" is like a magic phrase all ISPs hate to hear 09:58 <@RangerZ> if you call comcast the real reason they sort on 'if you have phone service' is to catch this 09:58 <@RangerZ> it _could_ be a state thing, but OH and TN are that way AFAIK 09:59 < dfused> rgr I'll see if it gets them to straighten out my svc 09:59 <@RangerZ> also it doesn't matter if it is THEIR VOIP or not 10:00 <@RangerZ> just tell them you have magic jack or vonage 10:01 < dfused> well I do use google voice rom my laptop and also have a cell extender which connects my phone to the network here 10:01 < dfused> since I can tget shit for cell covereage out here 10:02 <@RangerZ> ahh, then yeah, there you go 10:02 <@RangerZ> tell them you see 2 issues, one on file transfers and one on voip calls, lol 10:02 <@RangerZ> dfused: also don't live out in the boonies 10:03 <@RangerZ> hehe 10:03 <@RangerZ> http://motherboard.vice.com/read/this-1876-person-town-is-getting-faster-cheaper-internet-than-google-fiber 10:03 <@RangerZ> or move here 10:03 <@RangerZ> 2x as fast, 1/2 the price 10:04 <@RangerZ> instead of Comcast which is 2x as fast 3~4x the price 10:06 <@RangerZ> Glad CNN didn't ask any of the GOP last night about the fact that we've had more than 1 mass shooting PER DAY this year 10:06 <@RangerZ> if they wanted to talk about "security" last night 10:13 -!- CRasH180 [~Adium@199.91.139.248] has joined #se2600 10:13 -!- CRasH180 [~Adium@199.91.139.248] has quit [Changing host] 10:13 -!- CRasH180 [~Adium@pdpc/supporter/silver/CRasH180] has joined #se2600 10:13 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o CRasH180] by ChanServ 10:14 < dfused> RangerZ: I have to .... ppl suck and I hate dealing with th enoise. out here the only noie I get is the wind birds, and occasionally fighter jets screaming over head 10:15 <@RangerZ> dfused: you'd be amazed, the ONLY noise I ever hear in my apartment is when the direct upstairs neighbor runs the vacuum 10:15 < dfused> especially hate neighbors 10:15 <@RangerZ> to the point I can do pro-grade audio recording 10:15 < dfused> I'm a bit of an isolationist 10:15 <@RangerZ> so am I, lol 10:16 <@RangerZ> but just saying, apartments don't have to be noisy 10:16 <@RangerZ> they just are b/c of crap construction often, etc 10:16 < dfused> wihc of course, I think UPS hates me 10:16 <@RangerZ> dfused: it isn't JUST them 10:16 < dfused> lmao 10:16 < dfused> nice 10:16 <@RangerZ> we all have membership cards 10:16 <@RangerZ> I was a late joiner, so my membership number has 6 digits 10:16 <@RangerZ> Dagmar: is in the 3 digits 10:17 < dfused> quite 10:30 < Healix> Anyone know what 'broken pipe' means, i keep getting disconnected from a box that im ssh'd into. It happens only after staying connected to it for a while? 10:31 < aestetix> that's an ssh timeout 10:31 <@oddball> yep 10:31 < Healix> anyway to extend that timeout, or that's inherent in the protool? 10:32 <@oddball> Ok... this hurts my brain. Apparently there are people that claim that Star Wars is racist because there was a white guy in Darth Vader's suit. 10:32 <@oddball> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDFnrNtqAjo 10:33 <@oddball> Healix: it means that one side of the connection stopped responding. That timeout defaults to be pretty damn long, if I remember correctly. 10:33 <@RangerZ> oddball: they trolling? 10:33 <@oddball> nope! 10:34 <@RangerZ> Healix: its pretty long, but you CAN extend it, but you really shouldn't need to 10:34 < Healix> yea because the time was way off compared to real time. So it 'timed out' hours later then when it actually disconnected. Ok gotcha 10:34 <@oddball> Otherwise, they'd just replay this clip from Chasing Amy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L9io-b9Uew 10:34 < Healix> i just need to verify server time vs my time and know if im connected...or talk more 10:35 <@RangerZ> Healix: if your link is THAT unreliable than SSH won't work for you 10:35 <@RangerZ> SSH is a synchronous protocol 10:35 < Healix> it does not happen often, just a few times. if it becomes more of a problem then ill look for other solutions 10:35 < aestetix> Healix: tcp keepalive 10:35 <@RangerZ> you'd need an async protocol (Hell I don't even know if there is a SIMPLE version of that... simplist I know of is DDS) 10:35 < aestetix> it's an option in ssh 10:35 <@oddball> My ssh sessions can drop when I walk away, but that's because Comcast likes to throw in small outages on a regular basis. 10:36 <@RangerZ> Healix: 'screen' might also help you 10:36 <@RangerZ> it will keep your login session alive if your SSH connection drops 10:36 < Healix> im using screen. and weechat 10:37 < Healix> im just ssh'ing into a hosted box for irc 10:37 <@RangerZ> ahh ok 10:37 <@oddball> yes. If you're running an ongoing ssh session, but not screen, you're doing it wrong. 10:38 < Healix> ok so i ssh in , go into my screen of weechat 10:38 < Healix> and hours later it sometimes, not consitently times out 10:38 < Healix> issue is, i dont notice its no longer connected becase the broken pipe message doesnt appear for a long time, but theirs just no activity in the irc channel 10:38 <@oddball> Your home internet connection burps. 10:39 < Healix> i think i should just pay more attention to the time on server vs local ann know if its updating correctly 10:39 <@oddball> annoying, but reality of relying on the likes of Comcast and uVerse. 10:39 <@RangerZ> you could run two ssh logins 10:39 < Healix> yea, it actually happens more at the office. But yea that would'nt surprise me 10:39 <@RangerZ> one just echos in a loop the time 10:39 <@RangerZ> and one is for chat, the other is for that output 10:39 <@RangerZ> and just LOOK to see if the scroll is still updating 10:40 <@RangerZ> (cheap way to fix it, without adding any software to server) 10:40 <@oddball> RangerZ: If Healix was paying attention to the time in the window, this wouldn't be an issue to begin with. :p 10:41 <@oddball> (it happens to me occasionally) 10:41 <@RangerZ> hey... I was just looking for the lowest-cost-to-entry-solution 10:41 <@RangerZ> lol 10:42 -!- PigBot [~pigbot@wilpig.org] has quit [Quit: Ctrl-C at console.] 10:42 -!- PigBot [~pigbot@wilpig.org] has joined #se2600 10:42 <@Evilpig> http://motherboard.vice.com/read/this-1876-person-town-is-getting-faster-cheaper-internet-than-google-fiber 10:42 < PigBot> Couldn't snarf url: HTTP Error 404: Not Found. 10:42 <@RangerZ> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyy1FS97Hrw 10:42 <@Evilpig> the youtube didn't register at all. I'll look after lunch. 10:43 <@Evilpig> i'm in the right spot though 10:43 <@RangerZ> what bot are you using btw? 10:43 <@RangerZ> nevermind Supybot is 0.83.4.1 10:45 < Healix> we need a savior from the oppressive reich of Comcast 10:46 <@oddball> Evilpig: I'm getting a 404 error on that link 10:52 <@RangerZ> thats on purpose 10:52 <@RangerZ> he was testing a 404 10:52 <@oddball> ah 10:53 <@RangerZ> its a link I posted a bit ago, and he was trying to fix the bot to make it show urls that aren't '200' 10:53 <@RangerZ> ...and SSL 10:53 <@RangerZ> TLS* but w/e 11:01 < _NSAKEY> RangerZ: Even though strictly speaking SSL needs to be killed with fire in favor of TLS, nobody actually calls it TLS. 11:01 < _NSAKEY> It's all "SSL" to the lusers. 11:03 <@RangerZ> and honestly they should have just called it SSL 2.0 (or w/e the next version was) 11:03 <@RangerZ> 3/4, etc 11:03 < _NSAKEY> SSL 2 is what Hillary used on the mail server in the disused bathroom. 11:04 < _NSAKEY> We went from SSL 3 to TLS 1.0. 11:06 <@RangerZ> yeah I realized it after typing 2.0, that I 'thought' there ware more versions of it, etc. 11:06 <@RangerZ> but honestly, I'm not in favor of names changing for no reason 11:06 <@RangerZ> Hybrid & Embedded Systems -> CPS -> IoT 11:07 <@RangerZ> all the -exact- same things 11:07 <@RangerZ> just different buzz words 11:08 < phy1729> RangerZ: TLS 1 is like SSL 3.1 iirc 11:08 <@RangerZ> yeah, I remember actually be tested on it once 11:08 < _NSAKEY> TLS 1.0 is SSL 3 with the AIDS bandaided over. 11:09 <@RangerZ> I 'just don't care' about the specifics, at least not the minutia 11:09 <@RangerZ> lol 11:09 < _NSAKEY> The tl;dr is "TLS 1.2 or GTFO." 11:09 <@RangerZ> well we'll see if the GOP get to "go into the internet" as they were saying last night 11:10 < phy1729> but the minuta is where the side channels happen 11:10 <@RangerZ> no sorry 11:10 <@RangerZ> "Penetrate the Internet" 11:10 <@RangerZ> thats the quote 11:10 <@RangerZ> phy1729: I'm not saying it -is not important-, I'm saying -_I_ don't care- 11:11 < _NSAKEY> RangerZ: If you want an idea of what TLS done correctly with zero regard for people using older clients, that XMPP server github project I did is pretty solid. 11:11 < _NSAKEY> s/what// 11:12 <@RangerZ> I have actually taken courses on encoding an encryption, and have written some convenience methods for BouncyCastle's Crypto package that actually simplify encryption on Android 11:12 <@RangerZ> I just mean that unless I'm working _ON_ Crypto stuff, I don't want to have to care about the specifics 11:12 <@RangerZ> I just want it to work, and work well, lol 11:13 < _NSAKEY> I read the whitepapers and opinions from crypto people, go with what isn't confirmed theoretically broken, and then laugh to FBI agents about it at local cons. 11:14 < _NSAKEY> I struck up a conversation with one of them at Infosec Nashville. 11:14 <@RangerZ> basically there is only 1 configuration for AES and RSA that is even acceptable for Android's built in libraries IMHO 11:14 < _NSAKEY> RangerZ: And that is? 11:14 <@RangerZ> so I wrote wrapper methods that only allow you to choose to Encrypt/Decrypt with those two options 11:14 <@RangerZ> I forget offhand 11:15 <@RangerZ> if I find the class, I'll link it at some point 11:15 <@RangerZ> I'm actually in the middle of cleaning up old project code, etc 11:17 <@RangerZ> I -think- it was 'AES/CBC/PKCS5Padding' 11:17 <@RangerZ> or AES/OFB/PKCS5Padding 11:18 <@RangerZ> OFB has the benefit of allowing parallelizable decryption 11:19 <@RangerZ> but that is almost never done, except for DBs, where you can only decrypt 'part' of the DB if you want 11:19 <@RangerZ> but honeslty, thats probably WAY out of date now a days 11:19 <@RangerZ> the basic android Cipher package has a very limited set of 'transformations' that it supports by defualt 11:19 <@RangerZ> and a lot are ECB, etc. 11:21 <@RangerZ> http://www.java2s.com/Code/Android/Security/AESEncryption.htm like this example 11:21 < PigBot> Title: AES Encryption : AES Security Android (at www.java2s.com) 11:21 <@RangerZ> it shows people to use ECB 11:21 * RangerZ shakes head 11:21 < phy1729> ewwww 11:21 -!- sync350 [~sync@c-24-99-250-250.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 11:21 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o sync350] by ChanServ 11:28 -!- sasquatc4 [~sasquatc4@2601:282:780:5959:44e2:f98f:1065:653d] has joined #se2600 11:28 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o sasquatc4] by ChanServ 11:46 < aestetix> I'm sure AES is plenty secure 11:47 < aestetix> wait ECB? ok nevermind 11:47 < aestetix> I was mocking AES, but AES+ECB might as well be rot13 11:47 <@RangerZ> AES is still 'fine' 11:48 <@RangerZ> hardest part with AES is actually the key exchange/management in a long running session 11:48 <@RangerZ> which is basically never talked about 11:49 <@RangerZ> but any symmetric cipher has that issue 12:34 -!- RangerZ [~Mike@c-98-240-43-56.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 12:35 < Healix> anyone have any experience using Let's Encrypt certS? 12:37 <@Evilpig> one more test here 12:37 -!- PigBot [~pigbot@wilpig.org] has quit [Quit: Ctrl-C at console.] 12:38 -!- PigBot [~pigbot@wilpig.org] has joined #se2600 12:39 <@Evilpig> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyy1FS97Hrw 12:39 < PigBot> Title: DEA Chief Calls Med. Marijuana A Joke; No, The Real Joke Is DEA And Congress - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 12:40 < Healix> The real joke is the wasted money and life of the people involved 12:41 <@Evilpig> that was rangerz's link earlier. 12:41 <@Evilpig> was just testing that I got a work around 13:26 < dfused> reach around? 13:27 <@Evilpig> I don't like you like that but if you're offering, i'll be polite 13:27 < dfused> lol 13:53 -!- RangerZ [~Mike@c-98-240-43-56.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 13:53 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o RangerZ] by ChanServ 13:54 <@Evilpig> has star wars jumped the shark yet? http://www.graphicarmor.com/star-wars-condoms 13:54 < PigBot> Title: Star Wars Condoms (at www.graphicarmor.com) 13:54 <@RangerZ> http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/17/us/wheaton-college-professor-larycia-hawkins-muslim-scarf.html 13:54 < PigBot> "Couldn't snarf url: HTTP Error 302: The HTTP server returned a redirect error that would lead to an infinite loop.\nThe last 30x error message was:\nFound." 13:55 <@RangerZ> http://nyti.ms/1ZcwGDW 13:55 < PigBot> "Couldn't snarf url: HTTP Error 303: The HTTP server returned a redirect error that would lead to an infinite loop.\nThe last 30x error message was:\nSee Other." 13:56 <@RangerZ> [“I stand in religious solidarity with Muslims because they, like me, a Christian, are people of the book,” she wrote in the post. “And as Pope Francis stated last week, we worship the same God.”] 13:56 <@RangerZ> she got in trouble with her christian school for saying that muslims worship the same god as christians 13:57 <@RangerZ> got a newsflash for you.... there are 3 Abrahamic Religions and those that follow them are: Jews, Christians, Muslims 14:07 <@CRasH180> I saw a post on Reddit about a bag of Star Wars oranges, with a label of BB, whatever the round robot is called on the label 14:12 <@Dagmar> RangerZ: They shouldn't have gotten upset about that. They should have gotten upset about that she implied they both use _the same book_ 14:14 -!- PigBot [~pigbot@wilpig.org] has quit [Quit: Ctrl-C at console.] 14:14 -!- PigBot [~pigbot@wilpig.org] has joined #se2600 14:15 <@Evilpig> let's see if I broke it. 14:15 <@Evilpig> http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/17/us/wheaton-college-professor-larycia-hawkins-muslim-scarf.html 14:15 <@Evilpig> gonna say... yup 14:15 <@Evilpig> broke the fuck out of it 14:17 -!- PigBot [~pigbot@wilpig.org] has quit [Client Quit] 14:23 -!- PigBot [~pigbot@wilpig.org] has joined #se2600 14:23 <@Evilpig> last time. I swear 14:23 <@Evilpig> http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/17/us/wheaton-college-professor-larycia-hawkins-muslim-scarf.html 14:23 < PigBot> "Couldn't snarf url: HTTP Error 302: The HTTP server returned a redirect error that would lead to an infinite loop.\nThe last 30x error message was:\nFound." 14:23 <@CRasH180> ah whatever 14:23 <@Evilpig> bah! I got it on the other message just not that one. 14:25 -!- PigBot [~pigbot@wilpig.org] has quit [Client Quit] 14:25 -!- PigBot [~pigbot@96.80.184.101] has joined #se2600 14:25 <@Evilpig> it should have tiny urls now. 14:25 <@Evilpig> http://www.google.com 14:25 < PigBot> Title: Google (at www.google.com) http://tinyurl.com/1c2 14:26 <@Evilpig> RangerZ: happy now? bitch. 14:26 <@Dagmar> Valuable Star Citizen Tip: The moment the splash screen appears, _kill the fucking launcher_ 14:36 <@CRasH180> What is the difference than what we had before? I do not click on a lot of links, so I have no clue 14:36 <@Evilpig> some people in here can't click links 14:37 <@Evilpig> so having a tinyurl is handy 14:37 <@CRasH180> sounds like a personal issue 14:37 <@Evilpig> and what's different is... I slapped it to parse more pages and tell when it's having errors instead of just being quiet 14:38 <@CRasH180> I approve this message. Not that it really matters what I think 14:46 <@RangerZ> http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/17/business/economy/fed-interest-rates.html 14:46 < PigBot> "Couldn't snarf url: HTTP Error 302: The HTTP server returned a redirect error that would lead to an infinite loop.\nThe last 30x error message was:\nFound. http://tinyurl.com/om3ckd7" 14:46 <@RangerZ> shortens URL for people with CLI clients 14:47 < Healix> thats nice, if its more than 1 line, weechat copys over the nicks on the side too 14:47 < Healix> so i thank you 14:47 <@Evilpig> thank RangerZ for whining 14:47 <@RangerZ> (and giving the code to do it) 14:47 <@Evilpig> partial credit fo that 14:48 < Healix> beautiful, worked great 15:30 <@RangerZ> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epwaivpUb1Q 15:30 < PigBot> Title: Google Chrome has an Extension that Blocks Star Wars Spoilers - IGN News - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) http://tinyurl.com/jph5e5g 15:33 <@Mirage> Customer: Could you install and setup SNMPv3 on 65 of our servers? BTW they are not on the domain, so you will need to get access to each via PAR (password vault.) 15:34 <@Dolemite> Yes, at $150/hour billable rate 15:34 <@Mirage> Me: OK. Could you please provide the required SNMPv3 configuration needed, username, password, certs, etc? 15:34 <@RangerZ> "what are those?" 15:34 <@RangerZ> ? 15:34 <@Mirage> Customer: I don't know what you mean. Just set it up like normal? 15:34 <@Dolemite> RangerZ: +1 15:34 <@Mirage> Me: 15:36 <@Mirage> It should also be noted that they have (supposedly) spent the last 6+ months trying to buy a Satellite license for me to build an RHN Satellite for them. 15:37 <@Evilpig> Mirage: that means NoAuthNoPasswd full write permissions on community "public" 15:37 <@Mirage> In the interim I'd built out a RHEL6 server to use reposync in order to create a static repo they could patch from. That was done in May and they apparently "never got around to it." 15:38 <@Mirage> Evilpig: yeah, my thoughts exactly. Of course I couldn't say that in the meeting because they wouldn't have understood what it meant. 15:57 <@Catonic> lawd 15:59 <@Dagmar> Meh. Just ask them to tell you a machine they've already got SNMPv3 setup on 15:59 <@Dagmar> Snatch credentials from config file, ???, profit 16:05 -!- Synx|hm [~Synx@unaffiliated/synx-hm/x-1623004] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 16:08 -!- CRasH180 [~Adium@pdpc/supporter/silver/CRasH180] has quit [Quit: Leaving.] 16:39 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has joined #se2600 16:39 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o klixa] by ChanServ 16:42 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has quit [Client Quit] 16:43 < dasunt> Hung jury in the Freddie Gray case. :/ 17:44 <@Dagmar> Grrrr.... 17:44 <@Dagmar> 'He Never Died' isn't showing anywhere in Nashville. 17:44 <@Dagmar> ...probably because most of the theatres are too busy sucking fanboy cock 17:58 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has joined #se2600 17:58 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o klixa] by ChanServ 18:02 <@RangerZ> http://www.cbsnews.com/news/texas-ban-on-sex-toy-sales-overturned/ 2008 18:02 < PigBot> Title: Texas Ban On Sex Toy Sales Overturned - CBS News (at www.cbsnews.com) http://tinyurl.com/ook67b9 18:03 <@RangerZ> until 2008 it was illegal to sell sex toys 18:03 -!- Catonic [~catonic@adsl-98-83-120-91.bhm.bellsouth.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 255 seconds] 18:03 <@RangerZ> but weapons of war, "have at it" 18:09 <@Evilpig> Dagmar: he never died? never heard of it 18:10 < aestetix> RangerZ: there's a movie you should watch 18:10 < aestetix> "Best of Enemies" 18:17 < aestetix> oh wow 18:17 < aestetix> the fed finally raised interest rates 18:22 <@RangerZ> stupid move 18:22 <@RangerZ> now we're paying the banks to sit on cash reserves 18:23 <@RangerZ> "it might lead to inflation" 18:23 <@RangerZ> "but it hasn't lead to inflation, and inflation is actually _below_ the 2% goal that we have" 18:25 <@RangerZ> ohh correction we hit 2% once in nov 18:25 <@RangerZ> the best part of the argument for it is "we need to raise interest rates now, that way we'll have something to lower when we start going into a recession" 18:26 <@RangerZ> "we need to help slow the economy so that we can speed it up when the economy slows down" 18:26 <@RangerZ> I swear I think economics is more religion than science 18:40 < _NSAKEY> It is. The main downside is that they don't make each other human sacrifices to their false god. 18:42 < aestetix> http://gawker.com/heres-the-full-extremely-dumb-email-that-shut-down-the-1748402588 18:42 < _NSAKEY> aestetix: I'm actually laughing at this e-mail, and how stupidly transparent it is. 18:43 < _NSAKEY> ... I was about to link that, to give everyone who isn't you context. 18:43 < aestetix> lol 18:43 < aestetix> I realize that LA is not known for its intellectual caliber, but this is ridiculous. 18:43 < _NSAKEY> I do really enjoy how it starts off as typical angry white kid stuff, then shifts gears to "I'm a radical muslim and you can't stop the brown tide from coming to your school and murdering your children." 18:44 < _NSAKEY> Whoever wrote that hit all the notes worth hitting for causing massive brick-shitting. 18:44 < aestetix> I am half tempted to write a write that lets you write in your school's name and autosend it to an email address. 18:44 < _NSAKEY> It's too bad Bill Hicks and George Carlin are dead. They would have a field day with this. 18:44 < aestetix> write a script* 18:45 < aestetix> You know what, fuck it. I'll do it. 18:45 < _NSAKEY> You totally should, and it should wordspin that e-mail. 18:45 < aestetix> I'll just post it on github. 18:45 < _NSAKEY> bomb-threat.py? 18:45 < aestetix> haha 18:46 < _NSAKEY> Make sure it uses cookies for cock.li, for maximum threat credibility. 18:47 < _NSAKEY> If you do word spinning and "doo-doo head" is one of the random options for "jihadist" I will retweet it. 18:47 < _NSAKEY> You should also include some sort of backconnect functionality, or something else that's shady. 18:47 < _NSAKEY> Just to make anyone who actually uses it easy to catch. 18:50 < _NSAKEY> https://twitter.com/aestetix/status/677287391057416192 18:51 < _NSAKEY> Your use of "trigger warning" in the context of a Twitter thread about a school shooting hoax is just... Heh. 18:51 < aestetix> fucking github 18:51 < _NSAKEY> What are they doing? 18:51 < _NSAKEY> Can you not make a repositoy named "bomb-threat?" 18:51 < aestetix> they are requiring me to approve my keys 18:51 < aestetix> apparently I haven't used them in too long 19:15 < aestetix> ok here you go 19:15 < aestetix> https://github.com/aestetix/dead_week/blob/master/dead_week.py 19:15 < PigBot> Title: dead_week/dead_week.py at master · aestetix/dead_week · GitHub (at github.com) http://tinyurl.com/j5zd347 19:17 < aestetix> _NSAKEY: RangerZ what do you think 19:17 < aestetix> besides "you are so lucky you're in germany" 19:23 -!- EnabrinTain [sid11525@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-yyafbbhwlybpseod] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 19:25 -!- EnabrinTain [sid11525@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-eppmyupmgdrdlqvw] has joined #se2600 19:25 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o EnabrinTain] by ChanServ 19:28 <@RangerZ> I think its in poor taste and won't actually be productive 19:28 <@RangerZ> aestetix: ^ 19:29 <@RangerZ> it makes a point, but it does it in a way that won't have impact, which means that you're wasting a potential valid point 19:29 < aestetix> ok 19:29 < aestetix> how to make it better then? 19:30 <@RangerZ> perhaps have the verbatim text as a string, and then some switch statement where different locations 'shut down' 19:31 < aestetix> ok 19:31 < aestetix> issue a pull request :) 19:32 <@RangerZ> I'm not polluting my github history, lol 19:32 <@RangerZ> like... if (LA.doesShutDown(text) == true) ..... else if (NY.doesShutDown(text) == true) ..... else... (Germany....) 19:33 <@RangerZ> so Republicans basically gave in on the budget 19:33 <@Evilpig> you don't have all the right headers in there. how are they supposed to know it came from you? 19:33 <@RangerZ> they got a lifting of the ban on oil exports 19:34 <@RangerZ> Evilpig: just imagine if it _actually_ used SMTP to mail them... 19:34 <@RangerZ> I know BBH's SMTP relays still don't require any auth/etc 19:34 <@Evilpig> sounds like a pull request 19:35 <@RangerZ> they only accounted for 1/4 of all spam in the US for one month in 2007 19:35 <@RangerZ> lol 19:35 < aestetix> wait why is it not productive? 19:35 < aestetix> because it's too geeky? 19:36 < aestetix> is this one of those things where someone says "I don't understand computer code" even though it's basically plain english? 19:36 <@Evilpig> trying to find something to give my siblings for christmas and i'm thinking this might work for my amusement. http://www.amazingclubs.com/peanutbutterjelly.html 19:36 < PigBot> Title: Peanut Butter and Jelly of the Month Club | Gourmet Peanut Butters and Jellys with Free Shipping (at www.amazingclubs.com) http://tinyurl.com/hgljc88 19:40 <@Evilpig> hahaha a yoga podcast as a gift. http://www.yogadownload.com/subscription-memberships-join-now.aspx 19:40 < PigBot> Title: YogaDownload - Join now and save tons off our individually priced yoga classes (at www.yogadownload.com) http://tinyurl.com/orvdvud 19:40 <@klixa> $20 is a lot to pay for pb and j 19:44 <@Evilpig> yeah it kinda is, but the comedy factor that i'm sending them a shitload of it is amusing 19:49 <@oddball> Those "x of the month" clubs are a neat idea, but fuck are they expensive. 19:49 <@Evilpig> yeah they are. 19:49 < aestetix> klixa: do you do yoga? 19:49 <@oddball> My mom had given those in the past, and we looked at doing it again. 19:50 <@Evilpig> I told my sister she needed to give me an idea for a present or she was getting a dildo of the month club subscription 19:50 <@oddball> Looked at the price and decided fuck it. 19:51 <@Evilpig> http://www.buzzfeed.com/rachelwmiller/subscription-gifts-theyll-love-all-year-long#.edxB4mrN2W 19:51 < PigBot> Title: 31 Subscription Gifts Theyll Love All Year (at www.buzzfeed.com) http://tinyurl.com/oosfhqv 19:51 <@Evilpig> the tampon and pad one made me laugh 19:59 <@RangerZ> http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/12/16/star-wars-the-force-awakens-review 19:59 < PigBot> Title: Star Wars: The Force Awakens Review - IGN (at www.ign.com) http://tinyurl.com/jy44rqk 19:59 <@RangerZ> (spoiler free) 20:00 < _NSAKEY> RangerZ: Can it be summed up as "It's just as overhyped as all the others and you aren't missing anything by staying home?" 20:04 <@Evilpig> https://www.cratejoy.com/the-dollar-condom-club/ 20:04 < PigBot> Title: The Dollar Condom Club | Cratejoy Subscription Box Marketplace (at www.cratejoy.com) http://tinyurl.com/ooy5ltt 20:06 <@RangerZ> _NSAKEY: apparently not 20:06 <@RangerZ> i just skimmed it, b/c honestly I don't want to know too much about it 20:06 <@RangerZ> but overall it seemed good 20:06 <@RangerZ> https://twitter.com/SteveDeaceShow/status/676943244916359168 20:06 < PigBot> Title: Steve Deace on Twitter: "Wow...Fiorina goes full vagina right away" (at twitter.com) http://tinyurl.com/zfxyudo 20:06 <@RangerZ> Yeah... GOP talkshow host doesn't have a "woman problem"... nope.... 20:06 <@RangerZ> nor does the party.... nadda 20:09 -!- Catonic [~catonic@adsl-98-83-120-91.bhm.bellsouth.net] has joined #se2600 20:09 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Catonic] by ChanServ 20:09 < _NSAKEY> I want to strangle whoever decided to change mediawiki's extension handling. 20:10 < _NSAKEY> I have to download all the previously pre-packaged extensions by hand, and jump through some other hoops... Because someone wanted to make things different for the sake of making them different. 20:18 <@Evilpig> my sister is not amused 20:20 < _NSAKEY> Evilpig: Why not? 20:21 <@Evilpig> because I told her that I was deciding between the peanut butter and jelly subscription or this one https://www.cratejoy.com/aunt-flos-happy-box/ 20:21 < PigBot> Title: Aunt Flos Happy Box | Cratejoy Subscription Box Marketplace (at www.cratejoy.com) http://tinyurl.com/zagf5en 20:22 <@Evilpig> she's got one of those iud dealio's so doesn't really deal with aunt flo so she called me an asshole 20:27 < _NSAKEY> She's known you how long? 20:28 <@Evilpig> she's in her late 20's I think. so... that long 20:28 <@Evilpig> she might even be 30 next year. 20:28 < _NSAKEY> A slow learner, then. 20:30 <@RangerZ> ahh poor rachel maddow 20:30 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has quit [Quit: zzz] 20:30 <@RangerZ> she's trying to fact check the GOP debate 20:30 <@RangerZ> instead of just accepting it as performance art 21:32 <@Dagmar> I hope she isn't carrying just then 21:56 <@oddball> Dear god... Salon actually posted an article entitled "White guys are killing us..." 21:57 <@oddball> And this is why I consider it to be a complete pile of shit. 22:10 < _NSAKEY> oddball: Something zipped past my twitter feed earlier about salon. Apparently they do things like tell their writers, "You have one hour to generate clickbait," so they trawl facebook and twitter to find things to manufacture outrage about. 22:12 <@oddball> And yet people keep trying to convince me that it's a good news source. 22:13 < _NSAKEY> Sometimes good writing finds its way to sites like salon. Then again, a stopped click is right twice a day. 22:14 <@oddball> And sometimes the Drudge Report ends up actually being right. Doesn't mean I trust it. 22:14 < _NSAKEY> That's a name I haven't seen in forever. 22:15 < _NSAKEY> That guy used to be a rockstar because he would make CNN et al cry by scooping them. 22:16 <@oddball> yeah 22:16 < _NSAKEY> Now Drudge is someone who I haven't thought of in at least 10 years, and CNN runs itself like a tabloid. 22:16 <@oddball> heh 22:17 < _NSAKEY> At least they have the same problem as AOL (Their audience is dying of old age and nobody under the age of 60 wants anything to do with them), so that particular problem will correct itself in a couple of decades. 22:18 <@oddball> Yeah, but then a lot of folks are going to turn to either Fox News or MSNBC. Neither are particularly good choices. 22:18 < _NSAKEY> Fox News has an even worse problem. 22:19 < _NSAKEY> Their average viewer is even older. 22:19 < _NSAKEY> So it stands to reason that their viewership will die of old age sooner than CNN's. 22:22 <@oddball> I was thinking that there were a good number of young conservatives watching, but i haven't seen the ratings breakdown. --- Log closed Thu Dec 17 00:00:44 2015