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06:45 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
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08:29  * aestetix hugs Dolemite 
08:29 < aestetix> So
08:30 < aestetix> Why are all these universities spending so much money on $diversity when there are real issues to deal with?
08:31 <@Evilpig> snowflakes
08:40 < aestetix> When these snowflakes find themselves impoverished with student debt payments, I will have a hard time finding sympathy
08:41 < phy1729> nah see then it's the patriarchy thats putting them down or something
08:42 <@Evilpig> their debt isn't their problem.  nobody ever told them that they wouldn't get a higher paying job because they paid more for their diploma than that kid that went to state u
08:42 < phy1729> ^
08:43  * phy1729 picked his college mostly on where I'd have the least debt graduating from
08:43 <@Evilpig> never mind that they spent the majority of their time in school not working and just accumulating more debt through various social means as well.
08:44 < phy1729> that's so they have connections in later life duh
08:44 < phy1729> because you make the best connections while drunk
08:44 <@Evilpig> only with my penis
08:48 <@Evilpig> aestetix: iterm2, is there an easy way to break a frame out into a new tab?
08:49 < phy1729> it looks like you can do window and pane but not tab
08:51 <@Evilpig> ah ha!  you can
08:51 <@Evilpig> you just have to have the tab bar showing
08:51 <@Evilpig> if you hold cmd+opt+shift you can drag it to the tab bar
08:52 < phy1729> I have it as holding command but good to know
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08:54 <@Evilpig> holding cmd for me makes shit into a link
08:55 <@Evilpig> gotta piss then head to the hospital
08:55 <@Evilpig> later
09:10 <@oddball> The hell?  Apparently Synergy isn't free anymore?
09:13 < aestetix> penis
09:51 < aestetix> http://www.politicalgarbagechute.com/illinois-nazis-endorse-donald-trump-for-president/
09:56 < _NSAKEY> It reads like satire in the first paragraph, but I wouldn't be surprised at all if it was true.
09:56 < _NSAKEY> I was telling some of the early birds at the last 2600 meeting that I'm expecting Trump to wear SS bolt pins on his shirt collar any day now.
09:58 <@oddball> I'm going to go with parody, since the location is "Elwood, Il," it's specifically Illinois Nazis, and they used a picture of an actor from the Blues Brothers movie.
10:01 < _NSAKEY> Yeah, I didn't get that deep into it.
10:01 < _NSAKEY> I smelled satire in the first paragraph and didn't feel like laughing, so I closed the tab.
10:06 <@Dagmar> Ah... So _you're_ the guy
10:06 < _NSAKEY> Dagmar: ?
10:06 <@Dagmar> All these girls on the dating sites that post saying "I like to laugh and have fun"
10:06 <@Dagmar> Who the fuck doesnt?
10:06 <@Dagmar> Turn out it's _you_ who doesn't like to laugh.
10:07 <@oddball> Hell, I didn't get to the first sentence.
10:07 <@Dagmar> I always thought these girls were dim for posting something so self-evident that it might as well say "I am a mammal" or perhaps "I am a solid."
10:07 < _NSAKEY> I generally enjoy laughter, but it's Donald Trump... And I'm tired of hearing about that guy.
10:08 <@oddball> And yet you post an article about him... satire or not. :p
10:08 < _NSAKEY> At this point the only reason I'm not hoping he falls over and dies of a heart attack on-stage is because it would just mean 3 weeks of non-stop Trump coverage.
10:08 <@Dagmar> While they're at it they should also mention "I am a money grubbing nutjob who likes traveling to places where they'll pretend to like me because I'm spending lots of someone else's money"
10:08 < _NSAKEY> oddball: No, aestetix did. Read scrollback.
10:08 <@oddball> oops.  Sorry
10:09 <@oddball> Dagmar: Stalking your ex's boyfriend?
10:09 <@Dagmar> _NSAKEY: A great many of us would rally behind the banner of "See?  If you're bad enough, God _will_ stop you."
10:09 <@Dagmar> oddball: No, that's actually _pure_ online dating sites
10:09 <@oddball> ah
10:09 < _NSAKEY> Dagmar: That wouldn't be worth the month or so of pure hell that the media would unleash because "OH MY GOD THE DONALD DIED."
10:10 <@Dagmar> The girls who post "I like to travel" don't expect you to recognize that their other pictures are from tourist trap destinations and luxury cruises
10:10 <@Dagmar> _NSAKEY: We could start eBay auctions for pieces of Trump's toupee
10:10 <@Dagmar> oddball: There's literally a ton of golddiggers on OkCupid at this level
10:19 < dasunt> Does anyone remember beer party balls?
10:19 < aestetix> dasunt: is that what you wake up with in your mouth?
10:21 < dasunt> No, they were spherical plastic kegs.  Probably held a few gallons of beer.  I think they were popular in the late 1980s/early 1990s.
10:22  * oddball googles
10:22 <@oddball> ah... similar to the tiny kegs you can get in the grocery store now.
10:24 < dasunt> I used to find the empty party balls when I was playing in the woods near my house growing up, probably around 1985ish or so?
10:25 < dasunt> I think they were popular in the 1990s as well.  Yet every late-30-something I've quizzed doesn't remember these at all.  I think I'll be quizzing my 40-something friends next.
10:25 < dasunt> Someone has to remember these.
10:27 <@Dagmar> Impressive
10:28 <@Dagmar> I foolishly trusted the cat alone in the study while I went to the bathroom
10:28 <@Dagmar> She typed a bunch of shit... didn't hit enter
10:30 <@oddball> cat-like typing detected?
10:31 < dasunt> Dagmar: She's blackmailing you.  Get her what she wants, or else next time she will hit "enter".
11:04 < _NSAKEY> Did she form any words?
11:05 < dasunt> She just typed "Red rum" over and over again....
11:07 <@oddball> No... but I think it might be functional Perl code... :p
11:10 <@Dagmar> Looks like mainly she was sitting on the numpad
11:15 < aestetix> s/perl/pseudorandomness/
11:15 < _NSAKEY> aestetix: Aren't they the same thing?
11:29 < _NSAKEY> This pic from the latest Krebs piece is fantastic: http://krebsonsecurity.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/pigdetectionoccurednopigsallowedonpremises.png
11:29 < _NSAKEY> I wonder if some enterprising person will make a laptop sticker out of that.
12:10 <@Shadow404> woot, new gaming computer just arrived and signed for
12:11  * Shadow404 is experiencing a geek high
12:12 <@Evilpig> tried crack for the first time?
12:13 <@Shadow404> yeah, pretty similar feel
12:22 < dasunt> FFS, Comcast has hijacked this computer by replacing it's home page with the XFinity Activation page.
12:23 < dasunt> Er, its home page.
12:23 <@oddball> As in the cable modem activation page?
12:23 <@Shadow404> oddball: are u still at comcrap?
12:24 <@Shadow404> at least i think you were
12:24 < dasunt> oddball: As in, this page shows up regardless of the network the computer is on.
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12:24 <@oddball> Shadow404: Nope.  Never been there.  I've got a buddy that is, though.
12:24 <@oddball> dasunt: Huh... that's different.
12:24 <@Evilpig> dasunt: hijacked your dns?
12:24 < dasunt> I'd understand if the comcast modem itself was redirecting to the login page.
12:25 < dasunt> But this is hijacking the computer on a network that doesn't even use Comcast as the ISP.
12:25 <@Evilpig> if you were connected to that modem and somehow got the dns set static?
12:26 < dasunt> Maybe...
12:26  * dasunt sighs.
12:27 <@Shadow404> did u install any mcafee software provided freely from comcast?
12:27 <@Shadow404> it took over my IE (though I dont use IE that often unless i have to) for a while
12:27 < dasunt> Not my system, but there's nothing recently installed under "Programs & Features".
12:28 <@Shadow404> hrmm
12:28 <@Shadow404> odd, very odd
12:28 <@Shadow404> and u ran some scans?
12:28 < dasunt> Perhaps I'm just presuming this is Comcast, this could be a virus...
12:28 <@Shadow404> that was my next guess, hence the scam
12:28 <@Shadow404> *scan
12:29 <@Shadow404> brb, setting up my wireless adapter for this computer so i can put the new one in its bay
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12:30 < dasunt> OTOH, it's redirecting me to activate.comcast.com
12:33 <@Dagmar> Sounds like someone foolishly ran the Comcast software
12:45 <@Evilpig> Dagmar: that's silly.  nobody would ever do that
12:50 <@crash180> Surely no one would be foolish enough to fill that out
12:53 < aestetix> vagina
12:56 < aestetix> wow this is amazing
12:56 < aestetix> https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/3vxwi5/we_are_cornell_university_undergraduate/
13:04 < aestetix> http://www.battlecreekenquirer.com/story/news/local/2015/12/07/homer-schools-locked-down-over-parent-carrying-gun/76947308/
13:30 < dasunt> Anyways, running a MalareBytes scan.
13:30 < dasunt> I really want to call up Comcast and yell at them, but that's just going to get me a low level tech, which means I'm abusing someone else.
13:34 <@Evilpig> speaking of stupid comcast.  i'm on hold with them now setting up my ptr records
13:35 <@Evilpig> and this clown has to check with his supervisor for it.  wtf?
13:35 <@Dagmar> Hey at least he knows he's operating out of his depth
13:35 <@Evilpig> he had a form to fill out.  he asked all the right questions.
13:36 <@Evilpig> I mean come on.  the ip is assigned to me, I requested that it be set to wilpig.org and the name of the customer is wilpig consulting
13:36 <@Evilpig> can't be that much to verify
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13:40 <@Evilpig> the turd couldn't submit the request.  it just got escalated to tier 2
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14:03 <@Evilpig> thanks amazon.  now why did you show me this?  https://www.dropbox.com/s/5rpi7vpffz0zbcm/Screen%20Shot%202015-12-08%20at%202.02.40%20PM.png?dl=0
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14:17 < _NSAKEY> Evilpig: At this point, why do you even bother?
14:17 < _NSAKEY> You should just be saying, "You're not good enough to help me. Escalate me to tier 2." as your opening line.
14:19 <@Evilpig> I have a number at home that sends me straight to tier 2, but I am not at home
14:19 <@Dagmar> No, that'll make htem mad
14:20 <@Dagmar> "You don't have the access needed to help me.  Send me to someone in Tier 2 who can touch the things they don't allow you to."
14:20 < _NSAKEY> I got to that point with them back when they REALLY sucked.
14:20 < _NSAKEY> That was back when Intermedia still existed.
14:20 <@Dagmar> ...or sometimes, "Inflict me on someone above you that you don't like."
14:20 < _NSAKEY> I'd just tell them "I'm having the same problem as before and already did all the tier 1 stuff, so you need to esclatate me now."
14:21 < _NSAKEY> By tier 1 stuff, I mean power cycling the modem.
14:21 <@Evilpig> i've always liked "I have a problem that isn't in your book, please escalate me now"
14:21 < _NSAKEY> Oh, by the way. I don't know if any of you are interested, but I'm talking about Tor at NLUG tonight.
14:21 < _NSAKEY> Evilpig: I had that once.
14:22 < _NSAKEY> As it turned out, there was something that was messed up at the pole on another street.
14:22 <@Dagmar> I generally tell them straightaway that I probably know more about what's going on than all of their direct report supervisors put together, and that if I'm even calling, something is very broken and I actually know what it is
14:22 <@Dagmar> ...and then explain "...and I know you don't have the power to actually fix it, so kick me over to the next tier up and save yourself the hassle."
14:22 <@oddball> _NSAKEY: I would be, but I got shit to do.
14:22 <@Dagmar> Works pretty well the 1-2 times a year I have to call them
14:23 < _NSAKEY> oddball: It's probably no great loss. Every time I try to rehease what I'm going to say the phone rings.
14:23 < _NSAKEY> *rehearse
14:23 < _NSAKEY> There's also the fact that I'm running on about 4 hours of sleep.
14:24 <@Dagmar> I have Ingress farming to do on Vandy's campus, so I'll be nearby but not going to the meeting
14:24 < _NSAKEY> Chances are, I'll hallucinate that you're there out of the corner of my eye.
14:24 <@Dagmar> "Dagmar sightings" are an actual  possibility
14:24 <@Dagmar> So... don't think you're hallucinating
14:25 < _NSAKEY> I've been sleeping at the levels I was sleeping during PhreakNIC, so anything's possible.
14:25 <@Evilpig> anything eh?
14:25 < _NSAKEY> Not anything, you sick fuck.
14:26 <@Evilpig> too late.  you offered it up
14:26 < _NSAKEY> Besides, I'm not nearly as desperate as you, who moved back to take the "long distance" out of your long distance relationship.
14:26 < _NSAKEY> Although I can't blame you, the shipping costs must have been murder on your wallet.
14:27 <@Evilpig> I'm thinking that _NSAKEY is considering becoming a ladyboy
14:28 <@Evilpig> _NSAKEY: what has notlarry told you?!
14:28 < _NSAKEY> That took you an awfully long time to come up with.
14:28 < _NSAKEY> Were you busy sitting there being triggered?
14:28 <@Evilpig> got distracted by work shit
14:28 < _NSAKEY> A likely story.
14:28 <@oddball> heh
14:29 <@Evilpig> trying to set up a simple nfs connection from one box to a storage array and can't get it done.  got three teams working on it now
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14:33 <@Dagmar> Evilpig: I blame netssec
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14:33 <@Dagmar> Evilpig: Last I knew, they were still wanting to take over the EAI firewalls
14:34 <@Dagmar> So... understand that your service request may have been satisfied by someone who believes in "GUI bugs"
14:35 <@Dagmar> *sigh* I may or may not get my BD media today
14:35 <@Dagmar> It's been handed off to the local post office
14:36 <@Evilpig> Dagmar: yeah, I know the extent of the problem and the root is at there isn't a single diagram that shows how point a connects to point b
14:36 <@Evilpig> plus its' a server that's behind the ltm which adds an extra layer of wtf onto the problem
14:37 <@Dagmar> Hey at least you can get into the LTMs
14:39 <@Evilpig> true
14:55 < dasunt> Well, Comcast activation redirect is fixed.  Had to totally reset IE.
14:55 < dasunt> :/
14:56 < dasunt> I think it was caching the page with a redirect, but at this point, I don't really care.
15:05 <@Dagmar> WHY ARE YOU USING IE?!?
15:06 < _NSAKEY> ^^^^^^^^^
15:06 < _NSAKEY> TO THE SCORPION PIT WITH YOUR LUSER.
15:18 <@Dagmar> I can't help but think maybe he didn't realize Firefox pulls the homepage info from the "Internet Settings" system-wide that IE also uses
15:25 < _NSAKEY> Doesn't matter.
15:25 < _NSAKEY> TO THE PIT.
15:27 < dasunt> Dagmar: Because business software sucks.
15:30 < dasunt> Therefore, I support IE.
15:32 < dasunt> Wow, I'm vaguely impressed by Chicago's handling of the Ronald Johnson shooting.  Usually when a prosecutor doesn't want to press charges in a high-profile police shooting, they just go in front of the grand jury to deflect blame.
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15:36 < dasunt> Admittedly, the police investigated themselves and said there was no problems with a police officer shooting someone in the back which raises a bunch of possible red flags, but I am honestly surprised the prosector didn't do a grand jury show-trial instead.
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16:33 <@Dagmar>  Hi-larity
16:33 <@Dagmar> https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/674294011792764930
16:34 < PigBot> Title: SecuriTay on Twitter: "Remote code execution in Microsoft DNS server through crafted DNS requests #KB3100465 MS15-127 https://t.co/mFgumGEysl" (at twitter.com)
16:35 <@Dagmar> Spring: https://bbs.archlinux.org/viewtopic.php?id=167838
16:35 < PigBot> Title: AMD-Vi: Event logged Error / Newbie Corner / Arch Linux Forums (at bbs.archlinux.org)
16:36 <@Evilpig> Dolemite might be in a bad mood later. 
16:36 <@Dagmar> Well, perhaps he got what he deserved for expecting Windows to be safe in a production environment
16:36 <@Evilpig> hehe. I know nothing of that
16:37 <@Evilpig> I might have just run ebay off from opendcim
16:37 <@Evilpig> depends on the guy's sense of humor
16:38 <@Evilpig> guy was asking if opendcim supports hp c7000 chassis and their various "blades"
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16:38 <@Evilpig> the answer to which is "kinda"
16:40 <@Dagmar> Hopefully you explained a _bit_ more detail than that
16:42 <@Evilpig> I started by referring to that particular piece of hardware as hellspawn
16:43 <@Evilpig> and ended with suggesting they throw it in a giant pyre and then punch the salesman that sold it to them in the face
18:02 < aestetix> so wait
18:02 < aestetix> if Hitler only had one testicle
18:02 < aestetix> was he born with just one, or did he lose the other one somehow?
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18:33 <@Evilpig> legendary super mutant master.  what?
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18:39 <@Dagmar> Yeah they've got all kindsa fancy titles
18:39 <@Dagmar> The important one being "Loot-genary"
19:34 <@RangerZ> https://twitter.com/jk_rowling/status/674196610683940864
19:34 < PigBot> Title: J.K. Rowling on Twitter: "How horrible. Voldemort was nowhere near as bad. https://t.co/hFO0XmOpPH" (at twitter.com)
19:34 <@RangerZ> (about Trump)
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22:29 <@Dagmar> Evil people have hidden viruses in the nfs server source code you know
22:29 <@Dagmar> @#$@#$
22:29 < PigBot> Dagmar: Error: "#$@#$" is not a valid command.
22:30 <@Evilpig> https://twitter.com/Wilpig/status/674445713976070144
22:31 < PigBot> Title: Wilpig on Twitter: "My powersuit garage #PS4share https://t.co/kga1OvpHNI" (at twitter.com)
22:31 <@Dagmar> Sweet
22:31 <@Dagmar> What's the thing with the handcrank?
22:31 <@Dagmar> I don't recognize it
22:32 <@Dagmar> Offices that use Bit9 don't have virus breakouts
22:32 <@Dagmar> @#$@
22:32 < PigBot> Dagmar: Error: "#$@" is not a valid command.
22:33 <@Evilpig> that's the big gun
22:33 <@Dagmar> "big gun"?
22:33 <@Evilpig> the artillery
22:33 <@Dagmar> Oh... the side of one of hte artillery pieces
22:33 <@Evilpig> I need to put in another rack and bring the brotherhood powersuit over
22:35 <@Catonic> diiiiiiiiiiiiiiicks
22:35 <@Catonic> my favorite website? about:memory
22:39 <@Catonic> swear to God, if I hear the computer utter "$#^%$%% #$%#$%67 Solo, Haha" I won't be the least bit surprised.
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