--- Log opened Wed Sep 30 00:00:17 2015
00:48 < aestetix> Thanks to reddit I have just learned a new word
00:48 < aestetix> coubling: half cousin, half sibling
01:21 < _NSAKEY> That reads suspiciously like something that reddit made up.
01:22 <@Dagmar> Someone's probably decided they no longer want to be constrained by societies geneological standards and constructs
01:22 <@Dagmar> ...and maybe physics.
01:22 <@Dagmar> Very possibly physics
02:00 < aestetix> Evilpig: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/3muzxf/tifu_by_showing_my_friend_texts_between_me_and_a/
02:02 < aestetix> Dagmar: you'll love that too
04:23 <@Dagmar> Wow.  That dude needs new/different everyones
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06:57 <@Dagmar> Holy shit
06:57 <@Dagmar> Someone's running ads for a third-party iPad stylus on imgur
06:57 <@Dagmar> holy damn hhah
06:57 <@Dagmar> http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00JP12170?me=ATVPDKIKX0DER
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07:29 < aestetix> rattle: ping
07:33 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
07:36 <@rattle> pong
07:36 < aestetix> rattle: msg
07:42 <@rattle> aestetix: Sometimes I want to bonk you on the head with something large and heavy.
07:59 < aestetix> sometimes?
08:00 <@Evilpig> ^
08:28 <@Dagmar> So, we're about to find out how quickly some people realize what's wrong with their diagram.  ;)
08:29 < aestetix> Dagmar: context?
08:30 <@Dagmar> A layout chart for PN19's physical setup was just posted
08:30 <@Dagmar> There are icons
08:30 <@Dagmar> One of the icons from the legend is present nowhere in the chart.
08:30 <@Dagmar> http://januaryharshe.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/you-have-no-power-here.jpg.png
08:31 < aestetix> hahah
08:32 <@Dagmar> That was literally my response to Elonka over Facebook
08:32 <@Dagmar> We'll see if they "get it"
08:32 <@Dagmar> At least they'll know I'm still paying attention
08:32 <@Dagmar> I have had _crap_ personal scheduling luck with that stuff this year so far
08:33 <@Dagmar> I may be too deep in kittenry to make the 2600 meeting on Friday but we'll see
08:33 <@Dagmar> BECAUSE KITTAEN
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08:39 < aestetix> how the hell is it phreaknic 19
08:41 <@Dagmar> Time is contiguous?
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09:35 <@Dagmar> Soo... apparently there's a demon named 'Amy'
09:35 <@Dagmar> I find that much more amusing than I should
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09:40 <@Dagmar> "BEHOLD AND TREMBLE BEFORE MY UNHOLY ARMY!  WE ARE LEGION!  WE ARE MARBAS, ABADDON, ASMODEUS, HALPHAS, FOCALOR, BAPHOMET, ANDRES, ORIAS, ALLOCES, BELIAL, DANTALION, AND AMY!"
09:40 <@Dagmar> dagmar [8:40 AM]
09:40 <@Dagmar> "THERE IS TO BE NO GIGGLING!!!"
09:40 <@Evilpig> drunk history on prohibition is perfect.
09:41 <@Dagmar> Curiously I can find no freakin' _seal_ for Abaddon/Apollyon
09:41 <@Dagmar> ...which is odd because those medieval guys were practically OCD about that stuff
09:47 < NotLarry> Dagmar: Rafiq says hi.
09:47 <@Dagmar> I wave
09:48 <@Dagmar> OKay, apparently Abadddon's seal has never been discovered, or if it was discovered was never revealed because he's supposed to be more dangerous than Lucifer
09:48 <@Dagmar> So... time to make some shit up
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10:37 < aestetix> well fuck
10:37 < aestetix> Russia has just opened fire in Syria
10:40 <@CRasH180> Google News just popped that up on my cell phone lock screen
10:44 < aestetix> It does seem like this has the potential to become WW3 :/
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10:56 <@oddball> Quick! They're distracted! Ukrain needs to take back their land!
10:59 < aestetix> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugOn3hBUOgY
11:01 <@Evilpig> =lol?  http://deadline.com/2015/09/westworld-extras-must-agree-to-genital-to-genital-touching-1201560056/
11:01 < PigBot> Title: Westworld Extras Must Agree to Genital-to-Genital Touching | Deadline (at deadline.com)
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11:13 <@Dagmar> So... apparently "sword" battles are something they've got in mind.
11:17 <@Dagmar> In case you thought I was kidding about the Amy thing... http://www.angelfire.com/empire/serpentis666/Amy_13299.gif
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12:34 < aestetix> rattle: ping
13:15 <@Mirage> I'm so tired of this stupid shit:  http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/09/30/the-murky-details-of-kim-daviss-alleged-secret-meeting-with-pope-francis/
13:15 < PigBot> Title: Pope Francis met privately with Kentucky clerk Kim Davis, Vatican confirms - The Washington Post (at www.washingtonpost.com)
13:16 < aestetix> Does meeting with someone imply you agree with them?
13:17 <@Mirage> All of the people making comments, posts, etc that are pointing out that the constitution protects her religious rights need to also realise that due to separation of religion and the fact that it's a state issued license, not a religious one that she is entirely in the wrong.
13:18 <@Mirage> aestetix: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2015/09/28/pope-francis-conscientious-objection-is-a-human-right-even-for-government-workers/
13:18 < PigBot> Title: Pope Francis: Government workers have human right to deny gay marriage licenses - The Washington Post (at www.washingtonpost.com)
13:18 < aestetix> ah, fair enough
13:19 < aestetix> Is there any logical reason to get legally married besides taxes?
13:22 <@Mirage> Is that even a reason?   the only way my wife and i avoid having to pay penalties is by claiming single, no deductions with our employers and then married when filing taxes.
13:23 <@Mirage> Without a bunch of kids to claim as dependants, the taxes pulled out by employers is waaaay too low to match up with the tax tables.
13:23 < aestetix> I mean the whole uproar about marriage makes no sense to me, because why the hell would someone want legal marriage in the first place.
13:23 <@Mirage> property and legal rights
13:24 < aestetix> COuldn't they solve the issue by not calling it marriage?
13:24 <@CRasH180> mawwaige
13:25 <@CRasH180> as in The Princess Bride Priests pronuciation?
13:25 <@Mirage> like corydon and peaches...if they weren't legally married then neither would be able to make medical decisions for the other or be able to inherit anything in the ansence of a will...even if they'd been a couple and living together for 10+ years.   As far as the law is concerned they may as well just be roommates.
13:25 <@Dagmar> Yall should make an effort to actually hear what the pope said instead of reacting to a clickbait headline
13:27 <@Mirage> Mirage: I'm reacting to all the idiots and zealots trying to claim that because of religion it's OK to not do your govermental duties.
13:27 <@Mirage> lol... that should have been Dagmar:
13:27  * Mirage needs to stop multitasking so much
13:30  * Dolemite takes the beer out of Mirage's hand
13:30 <@Dolemite> I think you've had enough for now
13:52 <@Mirage> Dolemite: I think the issue is that I need moar!
13:53 <@Dolemite> Who doesn't?
13:53 <@Dolemite> I'm making my annual batch of Mirage-hates-this-beer right now.  It's percolating away in the primary fermenter.
13:54 <@Mirage> On a separate note, I just had a sit down chat with our director and convinced him that we have a business need for them to send me to RH Satellite 6 training here in Dallas next Jan.
13:54 <@Dolemite> Sorority Girl Meth, or as I used to always call it, Pumpkin Spice Ale
13:55 <@Mirage> One thing I haven't been able to figure out is how the Woodchuck Pumpkin can taste so good but smell so bad.
13:55 <@Mirage> I also haven't seen it anywhere yet this year.
13:55 <@Dolemite> Oh, man.  Hadn't heard of that one.  I don't know that I could make myself try it.
13:56 <@Mirage> I believe it as 6-7% ABV whereas most of the other Woodchucks are 4.3-5.0
13:57 <@Mirage> The wife and I both liked it.
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14:58 <@jb7od> What do you guys tell cold callers asking for email addresses? I tell them it's against policy to distribute emails for marketing purposes
15:01 <@CRasH180> Give me your cell phone number and I will call you back
15:07 < _NSAKEY> jb7od: "Go die in a fire."
15:08 < _NSAKEY> In fact, that's what all cold callers are told.
15:08 < _NSAKEY> That, or I recycle a handful of mean Chinese phrases I learned.
15:08 < _NSAKEY> It's great when they hang up and call right back with a Spanish speaker.
15:09 <@Dagmar> My name is Myswo Ll'enballs
15:09 <@Dagmar> It's swedish.
15:09 <@Dagmar> (pronounce it like "My-swo Len-balls"
15:10 <@Dagmar> My email address is therefore myswo@fuckingno.com
15:10 <@Dagmar> With a very MINIMAL amount of effort surely you can come up with an explanation for the 'fucki' part of that.  The 'no' means Norway
15:34 <@Dagmar> Okay.
15:35 <@Dagmar> Here's to hoping I did not just cause my mother to have a heart attack and die
15:35 <@Dagmar> I sent her an email saying "I might be in the area tomorrow around 5pm with a new grandbaby.  It all depends on what the doctor says."
15:35 <@oddball> ha!
15:38 <@Dagmar> I know she's goign to want to see the kitten
15:38 <@Dagmar> ...and the place is way closer to my parents house than it is mine
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15:38 <@Dagmar> You can't just give me a brand new kitty and tlel me I have to drive 30 minutes before I can play with it
15:39 <@Dagmar> That's just not going to work for me
15:39 <@Dagmar> SO FLOOFY
15:39 <@oddball> heh
15:40 <@oddball> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vigpBe17DJw
15:40 <@Dagmar> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Floofy
15:41 <@oddball> I am aware of the definition of floofy.
15:43 <@oddball> eaxmple: https://goo.gl/photos/9tckBnwE7ZYtRVmK8
15:53 <@Dagmar> That looks about right
15:53 <@Dagmar> So long as you're not a traditionalist about endoskeletons
15:54 <@Dagmar> But, y'know... they're pretty optional with cats anyway
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15:55 <@oddball> Well, if you want "cat with no spine," there's this one.  I swear, she was sleeping in the box like this: https://goo.gl/photos/sY8eeZ3QvmhdJ3KE7
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16:11 <@Dagmar> heh
16:25 <@Dagmar> Goodness
16:25 <@Dagmar> I've been wondering all morning about why my toe felt weird
16:25 <@Dagmar> I actually looked at it... it's blue
16:26 <@Dagmar> o.O
16:26 < _NSAKEY> You only just thought to look at it?
16:26 <@oddball> That's... not good
16:27 <@Dagmar> I had a AAA battery roll off a shelt last night and fall on it from the top of the fridge
16:27 < _NSAKEY> That's all?
16:28 < _NSAKEY> Dagmar: Do we need to chip in and gt you a Life Alert?
16:29 <@Dagmar> Take a AAA battery and drop it, point down, on the floor from eye level
16:29 <@Dagmar> It stung like hell, but I wasn't bleeding and it didn't appear to break anything so I did what I usually do..  I igored it
16:29 <@Dagmar> er ignored it
16:29 < _NSAKEY> s/gt/get/
16:31 <@Dagmar> Took me a moment to figure out WTF my toe was blue today
16:31 <@Dagmar> Massive bruising will do it
16:31 <@Dagmar> Yep
16:33 < _NSAKEY> https://twitter.com/_NSAKEY/status/649312542007889921/photo/1
16:33 < PigBot> Title: _NSAKEY on Twitter: "As if allowing a pseudonymous speaker wasnt surreal enough #InfoSecNash15 bumped the surrealism switch to 11 here. http://t.c (at twitter.com)
16:35 <@Dagmar> what's surreal about it?
16:38 < _NSAKEY> They put the trigger warning in the printed program.
16:38 < _NSAKEY> I didn't even ask for that.
16:38 < _NSAKEY> They lifted it straight from the slides and put it in the program.
16:38 < _NSAKEY> I saw that and doubled over from laughter by the registration desk.
16:42 <@Dagmar> hahah
16:43 < _NSAKEY> Like, it was a willful decision on the part of the organizers to drop that trigger warning into the program.
16:43 < _NSAKEY> Someone took the effort to open the slides PDF I sent them and re-type what I wrote on that particular slide.
17:43 <@Dagmar> Seriously.  Do not rent Mutant World
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17:43 <@Dagmar> These people were really just going through the motions
17:44 <@Dagmar> I just had to kill it
17:44 <@Dagmar> Stealing lines from Watchmen was too much for me to bear
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19:53 <@Evilpig> yay for home
19:53 <@Evilpig> catbox changed, suitcase unpacked, the cats somehow got to my cactus and I think it's truly dead this time
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20:52 <@brimstone> cactus had it coming
20:57 <@jb7od> I thought the very idea behind the evolutionary strategy of the cactus was for it to *not* get fucked with.
20:57 <@jb7od> I always thought it was a badass as far as the plant world goes...
20:58 <@Evilpig> my cats didn't get that memo
20:59 <@jb7od> there's not a lot of ass kickin going on in the plant kingdom...
21:00 <@jb7od> do you have to get barbs out of their noses and paws or is it more of a "take out the pot... take out the plant..." tactic?
21:00 <@Evilpig> neither of them have any spines in them
21:01 <@jb7od> ah. well, okay.
21:02 <@Evilpig> I may see about setting up a grow light to help my poor cactus
21:02 <@jb7od> I was imagining kitties with little red spines sticking out of their eyeballs and pointlessly trying to lick them up only to get them stuck in their tounges...
21:31 < _NSAKEY> Evilpig: You should consider remedying that, for maximum comedy.
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