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00:46 <@sasquatc4> uggh, why do people have to be assholes. Neighbor (or a neighbors friend who is staying for a long time) has been parking in front of our house for like 10 days now, car never seems to move. Normally i wouldnt care, the neighbors grandson used to park there off and on when he couldnt park in front of his own house
00:47 <@sasquatc4> but they are parking where I normally put the trash, so now i have to block the mailbox with my trash, and the neighbors on that side tend to have a shitload of kids over all the time, so theres a chance I wont get mail or trash picked up if all their kids are visting
00:47 <@sasquatc4> left a note, asking them to park in front of their own house, they came out 5min later, left for a few hours, and then came back and parked in the same damn spot. So now we know which neighbors it is, and they have room in front of their own damn house
00:49 <@Dagmar> Start parking your cars in front of their house
00:52 <@sasquatc4> yea, thought about that, figure ill give em a few days in case they are trying to figure something out or are leaving tomorrow, after that we'll see
00:57 < _NSAKEY> sasquatc4: Is it on the street, or is it technically on your property?
00:57 < _NSAKEY> You may be able to just call a wrecker service and have it towed.
00:57 < _NSAKEY> That tends to make neighbors stop behaving like asshats pretty quickly.
00:58 < _NSAKEY> Well, actually, it escalates it, but my experience is that if you're unapologetic about it, it's the quickest way to finding their STFU button and having them leave you alone.
00:59 <@sasquatc4> its on the street, so its completely legal, its just very assholish to do it for so long
01:00 <@sasquatc4> though i did look up the local laws, and its unlawful after 72hours if it hasnt moved more than 100ft
01:00 <@Dagmar> You could also pee on it
01:00 < _NSAKEY> Yes, there is that.
01:00 <@Dagmar> It's just an option
01:00 <@sasquatc4> yea, ill have the dog start peeing on it when i take him out every day
01:01 < _NSAKEY> Wait until it gets cold enough to freeze, then drink a bunch of water and urinate all over the driver's door handle.
01:01 <@sasquatc4> hah, i would hope it would be gone by then, if this continues for 3 more months, then there is gonna be some words
01:01 < _NSAKEY> I had a similar problem a few years back. The neighbors across the street kept having underage drinking parties.
01:02 <@Dagmar> If you don't feel like risking an indecency charge, artificial deer pee (obtainable at Wal-Mart) diluted in a bottle of water is also an option
01:02 < _NSAKEY> Or there's pissing in an empty gatorade bottle and pouring it out.
01:02 <@sasquatc4> oh yea, well dont even need to dilute it, that will get the message across right quick, grandfather used to keep that stuff around the house
01:02 <@Dagmar> All of the gruesome, none of the hygiene problem
01:03 < _NSAKEY> My problem with the underage drinking parties was really weird.
01:03 < _NSAKEY> Tanning Bed Ted was still the chief of police in La Vergne, and even though there were laws on the books about not parking on the street, he refused to do anything about it.
01:03 < _NSAKEY> They had all these 15 year olds who thought they were gang members. It was almost adorable.
01:04 < _NSAKEY> Where they crossed the line was when they thought they could use my spare driveway space to park.
01:04 <@sasquatc4> ahh, well you should be able to call the cops right away on that one
01:04 < _NSAKEY> They didn't give a fuck.
01:04 < _NSAKEY> It was La Vergne PD under Tanning Bed Ted.
01:04 <@Dagmar> JB Weld under the tires
01:05 < _NSAKEY> I threatened to send a kid back to his mom in pieces a few months before that, to a couple of cops.
01:05 < _NSAKEY> This was because he was fucking around and trying to break in while I was gone.
01:05 <@Dagmar> ...or if it's a little car, have some friends over, lift it, and put all the wheels on empty cans of PBR
01:05 < _NSAKEY> They pretty much left.
01:06 < _NSAKEY> Dagmar: It was enough to have a baseball bat and to tell them that if I got to their car before they were off the property, I was breaking glass.
01:06 < _NSAKEY> There also may or may not have been some calls placed to more than 1 wrecker service, just to terrorize the little baby bangers.
01:07 < _NSAKEY> They stopped doing those parties after halloween that year. I wasn't even home, but heard that things got nasty when I got back.
01:08 < _NSAKEY> Apparently one of the neighbors got into an argument with some kid who parked in his yard.
01:08 < _NSAKEY> The kid threatened to take his flashlight from him if he didn't stop shining it in his face, and the guy pretty much told him he would bash his skull in and hope he died if he even tried that.
01:08 < _NSAKEY> Yes, of course a cop was standing in front of them.
01:09 < _NSAKEY> They were all sniveling cowards. I don't know about this new crop, but they douched all the flunkies out.
01:09 < _NSAKEY> I think Ted or someone similar told the guy that he needed to stop hosting his parties after that.
01:09 < _NSAKEY> Someone brought up the fact that it's a 1 way street, and that what if one of the houses further down the street had a fire?
01:10 < _NSAKEY> The fire department wouldn't be able to get to it because there are 150 kids crammed into one house, with cars everywhere.
01:11 < _NSAKEY> sasquatc4: If you decide to play the legal card, you need to have that shit printed off and be able to show any cops who question it how to find the law.
01:11 <@sasquatc4> well i doubt it will come to that, i really dont think the owners live there, they are probably just visiting
01:11 < _NSAKEY> I say printed because police tend to treat digital things as somehow "not real" and having it on paper will just make things easier if trouble happens.
01:12 <@sasquatc4> and the girlfriend said it was some woman, and ive seen what the wife drives and i dont think its that car, so I can still talk to the actually home owner who's always seemed reasonable
01:12 <@sasquatc4> *actual
01:13 <@sasquatc4> oh well, stuff for another time, now its bed
01:16 <@Dagmar> If you want to be _real_ dick and they have a light-colored car, some food coloring in a bottle of hair spray can work wonders as well, in addition to being something that can be trivially washed off
01:16 < _NSAKEY> Heh.
01:19 <@Dagmar> Of course, they don't hve to know that it's washable
01:19 <@Dagmar> Best done if it's going to rain the next day
01:19 <@Dagmar> :)
01:20 < _NSAKEY> See, I'm not that nice.
01:20 <@Dagmar> It's better when it disappears before they can get an insurance adjustor to see it
01:20 < _NSAKEY> Then again, I'd rather just troll someone like that with a wrecker service.
01:20 <@Dagmar> More infuriating
01:21 <@Dagmar> Super amusing if they call the police who come out the next day when the rain has washed it away and there's nothing to see
01:23 < _NSAKEY> If you're going to do something like that, you might as well use it to write a message.
01:23 < _NSAKEY> A simple "GTFO" across the hood might work.
01:34 <@Dagmar> You could also order a few nice, easily removeable "FUCK THE PIGS" bumper stickers
01:34 <@Dagmar> They're a source of endless entertainment
01:34 < _NSAKEY> Bonus points if those are paired with David Cameron bumper stickers.
01:35 <@Dagmar> heheh
01:35 <@Dagmar> I don't think many people would get that joke here
01:36 <@Dagmar> That legislation was so "out there" I think most Americans have probably decided it's blown over by now
01:36 < _NSAKEY> That's their problem, not mine.
01:39 <@RangerZ> TN congressmen tried to have the "muslim foot wash" in the capital removed
01:40 <@RangerZ> the janitor told him "sir, that's the sink I wash the mops and other cleaning supplies in, its built that way on purpose"
01:40 <@RangerZ> "sink" was a ground level
01:40 <@RangerZ> lol
01:40 <@Dagmar> Mo-rons
01:41 <@RangerZ> also watch, I just got hit with a windows trojan attack via flash exploit
01:41 <@RangerZ> I was able to block it and stamp it out, but still gonna full wipe with win10 install anyways, but 'ugh'
01:42 <@RangerZ> bbiab
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01:45 < _NSAKEY> RangerZ: Was this from imgur?
01:50 <@Dagmar> 19.0.0.185 still appears to be the latest version
01:50 <@Dagmar> Was this a 0day or did you miss an updates
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03:32 <@Catonic> aestetix: nilla
03:37 <@Catonic> wait until no one is watching or aware.... take the wheels off, remove the valves from the valve stems, put the rims under the rotors.
03:38 <@Catonic> throw the lug nuts into the drive way... they'll probably be like WTF and ignore them or run them over... then realize they are for the car.
03:38 <@Catonic> George Hayduke
04:39 <@RangerZ> Dagmar: I missed an update
04:39 <@RangerZ> the computer had been off for a month solid
04:39 <@RangerZ> and only on sporadically most of the summer
04:41 <@RangerZ> thankfully MS SE started to cry like a MFer about finding it ...over and over
04:41 <@RangerZ> MS SE could catch it trying to mess with things, but not where it was
04:42 <@RangerZ> think I got rid of it, but not going to use it for anything right now until reformat either way
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08:31 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
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09:11 < aestetix> awww yogi berra died
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16:17 < _NSAKEY> Dagmar: http://tech.slashdot.org/story/15/09/23/143255/misusing-ethernet-to-kill-computer-infrastructure-dead
16:17 < PigBot> Title: Misusing Ethernet To Kill Computer Infrastructure Dead - Slashdot (at tech.slashdot.org)
16:18 <@Dagmar> hahahah
16:20 < _NSAKEY> It gives new meaning to "power over ethernet."
16:20 <@Dagmar> :)
16:53 <@RangerZ> wasn't that a 'thing' a few years ago
16:53 <@RangerZ> guy made it give like 100volts over eth
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16:54 <@Dagmar> It would not be the first RJ45 to NEMA-15 adapter
16:54 <@RangerZ> also... I joined the darkside because others are morons, lol
16:55 <@RangerZ> bought a macbook pro from a pawn shop for 400$ because it has a locked sys admin account
16:55 <@Dagmar> So... you got a discount?
16:55 <@Dagmar> ...as if it were somehow defective:
16:55 <@Dagmar> ?
16:55 <@RangerZ> yeah, normally like 800$ minimum
16:55 <@Dagmar> Ah very nice then
16:56 <@RangerZ> its only a 2012 macbook pro, but honestly that's fine with me, I just wanted to get one to learn OSX mainly
16:56 <@RangerZ> needs a ram upgrade... but thankfully its old enough to actually -allow- that
16:56 <@RangerZ> otherwise only slight cosmetic stuff
16:59 <@Dagmar> Well, I'm sure you can find a sticker to cover that apple logo with
16:59 <@Dagmar> http://imgur.com/gallery/Hblq0DM
16:59 < PigBot> Title: Jumping Rope - GIF on Imgur (at imgur.com)
17:00 <@RangerZ> ....
17:02 <@Dagmar> It's the _height_ that gets me
17:02 <@Dagmar> That's some serious air
17:02 < _NSAKEY> RangerZ: The only computers I've ever see in pawn shops were too old or underpowered to be worth having.
17:02 < _NSAKEY> How much RAM does that MBP have?
17:05 <@RangerZ> 4gb 2x2gb
17:05 <@RangerZ> can get up to 16 IIRC
17:07 <@RangerZ> https://www.ifixit.com/Answers/View/95536/What+is+the+maximum+ram+in+a+MacBook+Pro+13 yep 16gb
17:07 < PigBot> Title: What is the maximum ram in a MacBook Pro 13 - MacBook Pro 13" Unibody Mid 2012 - iFixit (at www.ifixit.com)
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17:09 < _NSAKEY> 4GB isn't bad. I was thinking you were going to say 2GB or less.
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17:43 <@Dagmar> No fuckin' wonder DigitalOcean users always seem to have weird problems
17:43 <@Dagmar> http://pastebin.com/zaXDLCXF
17:43 < PigBot> Title: [Bash] #!/bin/bash set -x CLIENTID= APIKEY= unzip *.zip rm *.zip APP=`pwd - Pastebin.com (at pastebin.com)
17:43 <@Dagmar> This is the work of one of their admins
17:48 < _NSAKEY> Dagmar: I'm a digital ocean customer and haven't had any trouble with them.
17:48 <@Dagmar> I've watched them troubleshoot for two hours
17:48 <@Dagmar> THe guy has no clue what he's doing
17:48 <@Dagmar> I would be looking for another hosting provider
17:48 < _NSAKEY> ... And you just yanked a copy of his shell script?
17:48 <@Dagmar> No he just pasted it and that's the latest iteration
17:49 <@Dagmar> Apparently it came as a surprise to him that the user accounts don't already exist
17:49 <@Dagmar> WHY IT IS EVEN BEING DONE THIS WAY I HAVE NO IDEA
17:49 <@Dagmar> ...and now he's talking about some "delay" before the accounts work
17:51 < _NSAKEY> Haha.
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18:02 < aestetix> ok I really need to stop using twitter
18:02 < aestetix> it has seriously devolved
18:02 <@RangerZ> twitter is NOT meant for 'communication'
18:02 <@RangerZ> it is meant for 'broadcast'
18:02 <@RangerZ> only good for that
18:03 <@RangerZ> if you think of it like RSS, then you're golden
18:03 < aestetix> Dagmar: that script seems to have a lot of unnecesssary stuff in it
18:03 < aestetix> also wtf
18:03 < aestetix> mysql -u ${USR} -p${PASS} ${APP} < /dev/null
18:04 <@Dagmar> That's because the "user" who wrote it, who apparently works for DigitalOcean, is _entirely_ unqualified to do his job
18:04 <@Dagmar> I have no idea why he thinks it's necessary to paste in something that generates random usernames and passwords
18:04 <@Dagmar> ...or why he expected that to ever work
18:05 <@RangerZ> and if so... why not a crypto secure way of generating passwords?
18:05 <@Dagmar> ...or why the GALLOPING FUCK they don't just generate the tables when they generate the username and password for mysql for the customers
18:06 < aestetix> APP=`pwd | awk -F/ '{print $(NF-1)}'`
18:06 < aestetix> that is also a bad idea
18:07 < aestetix> Also, doesn't the service have an API of some sort?
18:08 < aestetix> In which case.... you could use a wrapper from python or something
18:10 < aestetix> Dagmar: *this* has taken him two hours to write?
18:10 <@Dagmar> No, mainly it's been two hours of running in circles
18:11 <@Dagmar> cristian_c: As dumb as this sounds, I generally look for the most unique-ish thing coming out in an error report and google that
18:11 <@Dagmar> @!#$@$
18:11 < PigBot> Dagmar: Error: "!#$@$" is not a valid command.
18:11 <@RangerZ> lol
18:11 <@RangerZ> you always do that
19:37 <@Dagmar> Finally it's clean in the study again
19:37 <@Dagmar> I'm going to have to think up something suitably pernicious to get even with atHome for selling me an area rug with _fleas_ tho
19:42 < aestetix> You know
19:42 < aestetix> I think I will enter politics at some point just to make Nazi jokes as a candidate
19:42 < aestetix> My platform for mayor: "don't talk about the war"
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20:15 < _NSAKEY> aestetix: That will require using your real name.
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20:19 <@Evilpig> Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu
20:20 <@Evilpig> there will be no streaming of anything tonight...
20:20 <@Evilpig> 64 bytes from 47.23.76.130: icmp_seq=521 ttl=54 time=3057.779 ms
20:20 <@Evilpig> 64 bytes from 47.23.76.130: icmp_seq=522 ttl=54 time=3204.818 ms
20:20 <@Evilpig> 64 bytes from 47.23.76.130: icmp_seq=523 ttl=54 time=3475.494 ms
20:20 <@Evilpig> 64 bytes from 47.23.76.130: icmp_seq=524 ttl=54 time=3630.916 ms
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20:31 <@RangerZ> Evilpig: that's not that bad, you're on the moon right?
20:31 <@RangerZ> the ISS gets 1.5 second delay one way, so just think of it as being in space ;)
20:33 <@Evilpig> I'm using my 3 second responses very carefully with google trying to find a quick exploit for sonicwall to maybe get into the hotel router and find the asshat that is causing this
20:34 <@RangerZ> which hotel?
20:34 <@RangerZ> Evilpig: PM
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23:23 < aestetix> hmmmm
23:23 < aestetix> https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/3m29y5/i_am_mary_bonauto_a_lawyer_and_macarthur_fellow/
23:23 < aestetix> very interesting legal discussions in this thread
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