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00:00 <@northrup> one of the funniest things is that like many IT neck beards, I think I have the male equivalent to 'resting bitch face'....
00:00 <@northrup> yet that doesn't stop people from thinking that I am at least trusting enough to leave heir purse and laptops around in coffee shops
00:00 <@northrup> when they wonder off
00:05 <@klixa> ive been trusted with sucj things
00:05 <@klixa> if you sue a mac, people trust you
00:05 <@klixa> use*
00:05 <@northrup> Heh... must be it ;)
00:05 < Evilpig_> they just assume you're a hipster douchebag.
00:05 < Evilpig_> but they know you have money since you already paid apple tax
00:05 <@klixa> yeah
00:06 <@klixa> after i got my first mac, it started happening to me often
00:06 <@northrup> Evilpig_: you know, I bet your right...
00:06 <@klixa> but when i had my crappy gateway, never
00:06 <@northrup> especially since I have stickers all over it
00:10 <@klixa> maybe we are all hipster douchebags and dont know it
00:10 <@klixa> they say hipsters never call thmelsebs hipster o_O
00:16 < Evilpig_> you did admit to eating weird ass ice cream and wearing a goofy hat
00:20 <@klixa> you eat weird sandwhiches and drink fancy beers
00:20 <@northrup> Heh... Hipster for Errybody
00:20 <@klixa> lol
00:20 < Evilpig_> I don't eat weird sandwiches or drink fancy beer.  I do drink fancy cider though.
00:20 < Evilpig_> mmmm cider
00:21 < Evilpig_> I had some of this tonight and I'm not alone in declaring it fucking dangerous
00:21 < Evilpig_> http://smalltownbrewery.com/our-beers/
00:21 < PigBot`> Title: Small Town Brewery (at smalltownbrewery.com)
00:22 < Evilpig_> it does not taste alchoholic at all
00:22 < Evilpig_> I wanted to put it into an ice cream float
00:23 < Evilpig_> i'm probably gonna pick up a few 6 packs and put them in the fridge at work.
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01:29 < aestetix> I guess I can't really complain about the immigrant crisis Germany is having now
02:02 <@klixa>  #irony
02:06 <@northrup> Sooo... had a thought driving home
02:07 <@northrup> Comcast has that fucking 'xfinitywifi' everywhere
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02:07 <@northrup> how many people you think would put their comcast creds into a sandboxed proxy that offered a skinned version of their site
02:07 <@northrup> broacasting as 'xfinitywifi'
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03:40 <@northrup> well - Comcast just tried to upsell me on a 'service outage' issue call... WTF
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15:02 <@Dagmar> Yeah they do that
15:05 <@northrup> I was gobsmacked
15:16 <@northrup> It pretty much ended when I said "you know, I like the service when it works - too bad you guys can't fix that part"
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20:03 <@rattle> I am not being treated by the choo choo all that well tonight.
20:03 <@rattle> Entertain me.
20:04 <@rattle> Low bandwidth entertainment.  Go.  Now.
20:16 <@northrup> ... or NOW... go now ;)
20:17 <@rattle> I am not satisfied.
20:19 <@northrup> nothing good on netflix?
20:19 <@northrup> I think for some strange turn of events - everyone on 2600 has something to do of chan today, which is a shocker...
20:24 <@rattle> I'm sure a large chunk of the usual folk right now are dealing with the great sadness of leaving Dragoncon for yet another year, while dragging their hungover asses back to their respective hovels.
20:25 <@rattle> My case is less glorious.  I'm simply on a train inbound to nyc that this particular evening, the wifi is completely saturated on, so these low bandwidth things are my lifeline interesting type stuff.
20:25 <@rattle> SO FUCKING ENTERTAIN ME.
20:26 < Evilpig_> hey look at my penis!  8===>
20:26 < Evilpig_> entertained now?
20:26 < Evilpig_> why are you headed up to NY?  new job shit?
20:26 <@rattle> You made me smile.
20:26 <@rattle> Thank you.
20:27 <@rattle> I'm always all over the place.
20:28 < Evilpig_> i'd be more entertaining but i'm bashing my skull into the desk over this javascript again
20:29 <@rattle> Hey, you're north nj right, wanna hang this week?  Care to bounce into the hatten some evening?
20:29 < Evilpig_> I could be persuaded.  what's your schedule looking like?
20:30 < Evilpig_> hell..  i'm always looking for a good excuse to bust out of work early to pop into the city for social shi
20:30 <@rattle> Well, it's [redacted] but in general, if you're in the city, I can meet basically anywhere in manhattan as early as 6-7pm'ish.
20:31 < Evilpig_> oh I meant just date wise.  ie  i'll be in town tonight and leaving friday noonish
20:32 <@northrup> you people with your mass transit..
20:32 < Evilpig_> I'll see who'll cover my on call in the morning and let you know when I can pop in
20:32 <@rattle> I'm in town this week.  Schedule is in flux.  You got a night that works, let me know.
20:32 < aestetix> ugh
20:32 < aestetix> this has been a fun week
20:33 < aestetix> In order to get an internet hoookup, you must send the ISP proof of residency
20:33 < aestetix> In order to prove residency, you must register your addresss at the Burgeramt
20:33 < aestetix> And the Burgeramt currently has a 3 month appointment backlog
20:33 <@northrup> What. the. hell?
20:33 <@northrup> Surely there's someone to bribe to get around that
20:34 < aestetix> The way to get around it is to show up when the Burgeramt opens in the morning, and get an appointment somoene cancelled
20:34 < aestetix> Ironically, the law states you must register your address within 2 weeks of moving to it.
20:34 < aestetix> Kind of hard to do that with a 3 month backlog
20:34 < aestetix> Which is about to be way worse now that Berlin is getting all these Syrian refugees
20:35 <@rattle> You're American.  The only answer is to bomb something.
20:35 < Evilpig_> just go down there and wave a gun around
20:35 < Evilpig_> that's what they expect from you
20:35 <@rattle> But be sure to pay for the subway on the way, because the honor system is important.
20:35 <@northrup> Make sure you've got a sack of McDonalds in one hand and a gun in the other though
20:36 < aestetix> rattle: that would actually work. If we bombed Syria, maybe the civil war would end and Berlin wouldn't get flooded with immigrants
20:36 <@rattle> This is aestetix, I think he should have a dildo in the other hand or something equally as absurd.
20:36 < Evilpig_> dildo in a gun holster
20:36 <@northrup> ^^ Perfect!
20:37 <@rattle> And a beer hate.
20:37 <@rattle> hat
20:37 < _NSAKEY> No, aestetix would have this: http://www.amazon.com/Glass-Gun-Dildo/dp/B00CV03H66/?tag=lege1-20
20:37 <@rattle> Beer hat.
20:37 < aestetix> But yeah. The whole "register your address" thing is very strange to me.
20:37 < Evilpig_> yeah that would be good
20:37 < Evilpig_> FUCK!
20:37 < Evilpig_> I meant to hit the liquor store ealier
20:37 < Evilpig_> I wonder when they close
20:37 < aestetix> And a bunch of places won't do business with you unless you can provide the document proving you're registered.
20:37 <@rattle> I can't pull up that link with my bandwidth right now, but god damn it's gonna have it's own tab until I do..
20:38 < _NSAKEY> rattle: It's probably just as majestic as you're imagining.
20:38 <@northrup> LOL
20:38 <@rattle> I sure hope so.
20:39 < Evilpig_> that won't be a link that will haunt your browsing history later
20:39 <@rattle> Hey, you folk did wind up being entertaining after all!  Good job you dirty fucks!!
20:39 < Evilpig_> although the ads will be funny
20:39 <@northrup> I don't know why it surprises you aestetix, when I've got other places LESS favorable I had to provide a list of where I'd be for the three weeks I was there
20:39 <@northrup> and told that if I *wasn't* at those places they'd hunt me down and either jail or deport me
20:39 <@northrup> s/got/gone/
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20:45 < aestetix> Why was rattle using Tor?
20:45 < Evilpig_> not sure he was
20:46 < Evilpig_> that's just the flag he has on his account
20:46 < aestetix> HAHAHAHA
20:46 < aestetix> https://twitter.com/jdunck/status/641038532358746112
20:46 < PigBot`> Title: Jeremy Dunck on Twitter: "@xeni also, jokes like "Black Rock City Lives Matter", and "Hands Up, Dont Burn". Verrrry white. Sadly, terrifyingly white." (at twitter.com)
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22:17 <@Dagmar> I think it's time they learned to admit that Burning Man is another example of "crazy white people shit"
22:17 <@northrup> umm... yeah... privileged white people shit
22:17 <@northrup> that fucker is EXPENSIVE now
22:24 <@Dagmar> It was crazy white people shit _before_ it became expensive
22:44 <@northrup> Yeah...
22:44 <@northrup> Some of the things that have come out of it have been interesting...
22:44 <@northrup> well, only one
22:46 <@northrup> http://www.networkworld.com/article/2217442/wireless/burning-man-s-open-source-cell-phone-system-could-help-save-the-world.html
22:46 < PigBot`> Title: Burning Mans open source cell phone system could help save the world | Network World (at www.networkworld.com)
22:46 <@northrup> That was pretty cool
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23:19 < _NSAKEY> Because I'm not done googling "dildo gun": http://www.sickchirpse.com/dildo-gun/
23:19 < PigBot`> Title: Dude Builds Huge Gun To Fire Dildos (at www.sickchirpse.com)
23:23 <@rattle> FYI, I finally saw that link and it was disappointing.  Probably due to the buildup. Very sad.
23:23 < _NSAKEY> In that case, maybe that second link's dildo slingshot will be more your speed.
23:23 < _NSAKEY> It can fire two dildos at once.
23:29 <@northrup> Hahha..
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