--- Log opened Tue Aug 25 00:00:39 2015
00:05 < _NSAKEY> Warning: Terrible audio ahead http://join.xkeyscore.club/
00:10 <@oddball> Dagmar: The fuck?
00:11 <@oddball> A pressure cooker with a faulty safety valve?
00:20 <@Dagmar> Looks it
00:20 <@Dagmar> Either that or there were a lot of joggers in the kitchen.
00:46 <@oddball> Joggers cause lids to be implanted in the ceiling?
01:20 <@Dagmar> No but they sometimes are nearby when pressure cookers explode, according to CNN.
01:22 <@Dagmar> [Syntax]: Yeah as a result I was not particularly hurt when I missed the requirement for the RHCE by two points
01:22 <@Dagmar> @#$ wrong channel
01:22 < PigBot`> Dagmar: Error: "#$" is not a valid command.
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01:52 < aestetix> _NSAKEY: you didn't put a trigger warning on that link
01:52 < aestetix> oh wait I misead it
01:52 < aestetix> I thought it was keybase
01:56 < aestetix> and I just saw a title that is everything wrong with the bay area
01:56 < aestetix> "Join HackerRank as a Solution Engineer"
01:56 < aestetix> wtf does that mean
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07:37 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
08:35 <@Evilpig> Dolemite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So4ZrzBkJsA
08:36 <@Evilpig> this looks like a trick you could pull on the scouts
08:40 <@Dolemite> Evilpig: Yes, it certainly does
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13:22 <@jb7od> Tonight new provider gets plugged in onsite.
13:29 <@Evilpig> you hope
13:34 <@jb7od> Nah, it's up. I've got a lot of dns to fuck with; you can probably mock my ability to replace IPs in this long ass list, or ATT's ability to punch in my reverse dns, but it itself is up
13:48  * Evilpig mocks
13:48 <@Dagmar> Well.. this is very fancy http://csvoss.scripts.mit.edu/traceroute/
13:48 < PigBot`> Title: Traceroute (at csvoss.scripts.mit.edu)
13:50 <@Dagmar> Ack... it also seems to miss the last hop
13:54 < aestetix> god I hate puppet
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16:03 <@northrup> aestetix: any reason in particular?
16:03 <@northrup> tried Chef?
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18:24 < aestetix> northrup: I compare it to having your arm in a cast when your arm is not broken
18:24 < aestetix> I know how a computer works, I don't need fucking puppet getting in the way
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18:25 <@northrup> sure... for 'A' computer, why the hell would you...
18:26 <@northrup> for 2,500 computers - you'd be an idiot not to use something *like* puppet/chef/salt
18:35 <@Evilpig> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3699692/?ref_=nv_sr_1
18:35 < PigBot`> Title: Dude Bro Party Massacre III (2015) - IMDb (at www.imdb.com)
18:35 <@Dagmar> porn much?
18:35 <@Evilpig> if it were porn i'd have a much better excuse
18:36 <@northrup> exactly
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22:15 <@RangerZ> alright.... lets see if this new router actually has any effect
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22:20 < RangerZ1> well that was my own damn fault...
22:20 < RangerZ1> bbiab
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22:22 <@northrup> RangerZ: what did you get?
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22:27 < _NSAKEY> northrup: More DDoS from Comcast, it would seem.
22:37 <@northrup> Yeah... Comcast is the biggest shit heap
22:46 <@northrup> _NSAKEY: what do you have for a connection?
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22:47 <@northrup> well RangerZ returns...
22:52 < _NSAKEY> northrup: TDS, and I love it.
22:52 < _NSAKEY> There are no data caps, and they've even told me on the phone that I can run my own servers.
22:52 <@northrup> ahh.. bastard... you must live out by Mt. Juliet or some such
22:52 <@northrup> well - I haven't bothered to look, how big is TDS?
22:53 < _NSAKEY> They're not super huge or anything, but I'd rather deal with them than AT&T.
22:53 < _NSAKEY> The only thing I can sort of fault them for is the fact that they're not really making any visible move to adopt IPv6.
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22:54 <@northrup> you mean just likst most of america isn't?
22:54 < _NSAKEY> Pretty much.
22:54 < _NSAKEY> That's why I said "sort of."
22:54 < _NSAKEY> Other parts of the world are quite the opposite.
22:54 <@northrup> hell - the enterprise gear doesn't all support it nicely yet, and the pro-sumer stuff is lacking...
22:55 < _NSAKEY> I've been told there are parts of France that are IPv6 only, for example.
22:59 <@northrup> you know - you'd think with all the advances we're making in nerual networks, handwriting recognition from a scaned image is still for shit
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23:06 <@RangerZ> so I have comcast, and I broke their monitoring system
23:06 <@RangerZ> they have NO IDEA how much bandwidth I use
23:06 < _NSAKEY> How did you manage that?
23:07 < _NSAKEY> Did you hack the Gibson?
23:07 <@RangerZ> bought my own surfboard modem
23:07 < _NSAKEY> Hahahahahahahaha.
23:07 < _NSAKEY> If foiling their bandwidth detection is that simple, some network engineers need to go get jobs shoving manure with their bare hands.
23:10 <@RangerZ> but yeah... I log into my comcast account and it shows 0/0 as my bandwidth used
23:11 <@RangerZ> which is why I've been trying to NOT call them for support, and waited to first try out a new router/etc.
23:13 <@northrup> Something must have gone wrong at a fluke like level...
23:13 <@northrup> because generally they take your MAC address and then shove their DOCSIS profile down on you
23:13 <@RangerZ> pretty much my guess
23:21 <@northrup> Gha... I need to call Comcast tomorrow.
23:22 <@northrup> I've got Comcast Business w/ static IP addresses, and in their BS site it says that I *have* to use a leased modem if I want a static block of  IP's assigned to me.
23:22 <@RangerZ> good news/bad news , google fiber is going to come to all of Nashville.... north of outer loop....
23:22  * RangerZ comforts northrup
23:23 <@RangerZ> hehe -__-
23:24 <@RangerZ> I dunno.... I really hope thats not true... b/c 'inner loop' is gonna leave out a LOT of people
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23:26 <@northrup> heh
23:27 <@northrup> I'm screwed on the Google no matter what as I live in Cheatham Co...
23:27 <@RangerZ> its ok, at least you don't live in TN, b/c that would be the biggest blow to your self-confidence
23:27 <@RangerZ> ....ohh..... sorry....
23:27  * RangerZ cries too
23:28  * northrup looks down at shoes
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