--- Log opened Sun Aug 23 00:00:36 2015 06:27 -!- rattle [~Rattle@tor/regular/rattle] has joined #se2600 06:27 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o rattle] by ChanServ 09:06 -!- Feltenix [~conrad@107-205-72-249.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds] 09:07 -!- Feltenix [~conrad@107-205-72-249.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 09:07 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Feltenix] by ChanServ 09:19 -!- crashcart [uid29931@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-mnkvbqwbuypxddgd] has joined #se2600 11:22 <@Evilpig> well fuck a duck 11:22 <@Evilpig> something bad has happened at home 11:22 <@rattle> I prefer to eat them, but in a moment of weakness, maybe. 11:22 <@Evilpig> my nas isn't responding... which caused my plex server to crash 11:22 <@Evilpig> and my hosting server is all horked up now because it's trying to connect to the nas 11:24 < _NSAKEY> Evilpig: Before you go around engaging in carnal relations with ducks, you may wish to read this page: https://web.archive.org/web/20040603032034/http://dolphinsex.org/goose.html 11:24 < PigBot`> Title: Sex Guides and FAQ (at web.archive.org) 11:24 < _NSAKEY> It's geared for geese, but I imagine most of the advice translates over to ducks without too much trouble. 11:30 <@Evilpig> It's my switch! 11:31 <@Evilpig> I can stop freaking out now 11:31 <@Evilpig> nothing behind the firewall is responding to pings 11:38 <@rattle> Let me guess, netgear. :) 11:49 <@Evilpig> oh far far worse 11:49 <@Evilpig> please swallow whatever you're drinking first.... 11:50 <@Evilpig> it's a rosewill 11:54 <@Evilpig> trying to talk a coworker into running to microcenter in north jersey for me 13:03 <@oddball> Because you're too lazy to go yourself? 13:06 <@oddball> So... I try not to be the kind of guy that drools over the server, but god damn I think I failed last night. 13:09 <@oddball> Damn good looking brunette with her hair in a messy bun wearing an untucked men's dress shirt, short shorts that you could barely see under the shirt, and mary jane shoes that made it look like she was barefoot. Basically, she looked like she was padding around the house in your shirt the morning after staying over. 13:18 <@Evilpig> because it's an hour north of here and just 10 minutes from his house 13:19 <@oddball> ah 14:35 <@rattle> oddball: This will probably blow you mind then.. http://imgur.com/a/c4WNF 14:35 < PigBot`> Title: SexyCyborg goes Pentesting - Album on Imgur (at imgur.com) 14:46 <@oddball> huh 15:13 <@Evilpig> rebooting the switch fixed it. I bought a replacement just in case 15:30 <@Evilpig> rattle: the only comment I have on that is. did putting the big ass holes in the soles makes the shoes structurally unsound? she said they support her weight but how much of that is getting applied to the crap she stuff in the holes? 15:31 -!- rattle [~Rattle@tor/regular/rattle] has quit [Ping timeout: 256 seconds] 16:22 -!- robogoat [~robogoat@c-24-126-240-124.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 246 seconds] 16:29 <@oddball> Evilpig: It's less structurely secure than a solid block, but that design shouldn't lose much strength. 16:29 <@oddball> Of course, standing on them with the drawer removed might be a bit iffy. 16:33 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has joined #se2600 16:33 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o klixa] by ChanServ 16:51 <@Dagmar> Most of the weight is on the front of the foot with heels like that 16:51 <@Dagmar> Also, there's no way that girl even weighs a buck 16:53 <@Dagmar> "Yes, they are fake." 16:53 <@Dagmar> lol 16:53 <@oddball> There is that 16:53 <@Dagmar> My view is that they're not fake unless they're just stage makeup. What they are is "medically enhanced" 16:54 <@Evilpig> she still isn't gonna let you play with them 16:54 <@Dagmar> We dont' compare them against "real" ones any more than we compare "pro" athletes to "amateur" ones. Different categories entirely. 16:55 <@Evilpig> there are two kinds of boobs. 1) boobs I can touch 2) boobs I cannot touch 16:56 <@oddball> wait, number 1 exists? 16:56 <@Evilpig> it is a small set 16:57 <@Dagmar> hjeheheh 17:11 <@Evilpig> is this site slow as fuck for anyone else or just me? http://www.xenasushi.com 17:11 < PigBot`> Title: Xena Asian Fusion | Tel:732-419-3891 (at www.xenasushi.com) 17:43 < crashcart> Evilpig: seemed ok to me. ~5 seconds. ok, not great. 17:45 < k3ymkr> Um..I want to be clear that mallard intercourse is a completely unique topic and one we should avoid entangling ourselves with. 17:45 < k3ymkr> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0EbkDNKN-E 19:05 < _NSAKEY> I'm waiting for you guys to realize that SexyCyborg has more posts on imgur. 19:10 <@Dagmar> This I find the Hugo awards thing far more interesting 20:36 -!- crashcart [uid29931@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-mnkvbqwbuypxddgd] has quit [Quit: Connection closed for inactivity] 20:39 <@oddball> Dagmar: The whole they'd rather not have the awards given then given to *women* who were backed by "men who hate women?" 21:04 < _NSAKEY> Dagmar: https://imgur.com/a/JQD7l?utm_content=buffera3c95&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer 21:04 < PigBot`> Title: TSA000 - Album on Imgur (at imgur.com) 21:05 <@oddball> _NSAKEY: ...yeah... 21:06 <@oddball> Of course, I don't bother using locks on my luggage when I'm forced to fly because the guys that I'm interested in keeping out have the damned keys anyways. 21:07 <@oddball> Of course, if I really needed to keep them out, I'd put whatever in a gun case with one of my guns and legally use a real lock. 21:07 <@Evilpig> I swear. every time i've flown the last few times I ended up with the red flier in y shit when I got home 21:29 <@oddball> I tend to try to do carry on only. It does mean that I don't have a knife when I get to where I'm going, but... 21:37 <@Evilpig> I've gotten to where i'd like to punch several of the carry on only fucks in the face when I travel too 21:38 <@Evilpig> making it to where I have to shove my laptop bag in the place where I should be able to put my feet and stretch out a tiny bit but noooo 21:38 <@Evilpig> and then the assholes who know their bag is too big but insist on carrying it on anyway 21:54 <@Dagmar> They have the thing to measure the bags now 21:54 <@Evilpig> they have them everywhere, doesn't mean dipshits don't still try 21:54 <@Dagmar> _NSAKEY: YEah, I saw those the first day. Already saved to my hard drive 21:57 <@Dagmar> _NSAKEY: Was not really suprised to see Irongeek's name attached, either 22:01 < _NSAKEY> Dagmar: That's not even his Twitter handle. It makes me wonder, but I don't care enough to investigate. 22:13 <@oddball> Evilpig: Oh, my carry on clothes bag is well within the space limit. 22:13 <@oddball> Some of that shit could be avoided if the airlines went back to not charging for the first check on bag. 22:14 <@Dagmar> In the spirit of information sharing, for reference, if you see a Netgear AP with weird characters at the end of the SSID, it's configuration has become corrupted. 22:14 <@oddball> That shit doesn't happen on Southwest because oh hey! they include the first 2 checked bags with the price of the ticket. 22:14 <@Dagmar> Had to fix the landlady's AP tonight 22:14 <@Dagmar> That was entirely the problem with it 22:14 <@oddball> huh... that's random. 22:16 <@Dagmar> yeah I was seeing NETGEAR68 on my phone, and the landlady was seeing an A with an umlaut over it at the end 22:16 <@Dagmar> ...and the guests in that unit couldn't connect to it at all 22:16 <@Dagmar> I got my netbook out, connected to the back of it, upgraded the firmware and cleaned the garbage out of the SSID field. All better. 22:39 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 22:40 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has joined #se2600 22:40 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o klixa] by ChanServ 22:59 -!- robogoat [~robogoat@c-24-126-240-124.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 23:33 -!- robogoat [~robogoat@c-24-126-240-124.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 23:33 -!- robogoat [~robogoat@c-24-126-240-124.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 --- Log closed Mon Aug 24 00:00:38 2015