--- Log opened Mon Aug 10 00:00:22 2015
01:30 < aestetix> ugh the black lives matter movement is getting toxic
02:35 <@Dagmar> Not "getting"
02:54 < aestetix> heh
04:11 <@Dagmar> Seriously.  This just highlights what I've been saying about modes of thought that lead people to make enemies of those who would otherwise be their allies
05:16 -!- sasquatc4 [~sasquatc4@c-73-181-12-187.hsd1.co.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer]
05:16 -!- sasquatc4 [~sasquatc4@c-73-181-12-187.hsd1.co.comcast.net] has joined #se2600
05:16 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o sasquatc4] by ChanServ
08:08 <@Evilpig> northrup: the pram reset did nothing.  the smc reset I did initially did nothign because it was while attached to a bad power cord.  after I attached it to a working one the smc reset made a world of difference
08:10 < aestetix> ugh
08:10 < aestetix> coworker had a baby
08:10 <@Evilpig> is it yours?
08:10 < aestetix> now he is talking about changing diapers
08:10 < aestetix> ugh
08:10 <@Evilpig> tell him about changing yours
08:10 <@Evilpig> remark that you didn't know you were both into that same fetish.  it'll stop that shit cold
08:10 < aestetix> ugh
08:11 < aestetix> "soft serve ice cream"
08:11 <@Dagmar> I'm with Evilpig on this one
08:12 <@Dagmar> It's Germany.  Nothing can possibly go wrong.
08:12 < aestetix> I wonder what would happen if Corydon had a baby
08:13 < aestetix> since we know he already likes da poo poo
08:13 < aestetix> ugh god. nothing makes me sicker than baby poop
08:17 < aestetix> all the women love hearing this
08:17 < aestetix> I wonder if there is some chemical in females that makes them turned on by baby poop
08:21 <@Evilpig> maybe they're turned on by somethign that repells you?
08:24 < aestetix> like what?
08:24 < aestetix> does baby poop have special ingredients?
08:34 <@opticron> baby
08:43 -!- crashcart [uid29931@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-gkzaasfhmwmsewfn] has joined #se2600
08:53 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
08:57 < aestetix> Dolemite: do you know any women who get turned on by baby poop?
08:57 <@Dolemite> aestetix: No, I'm pretty sure I've never met any of your girlfriends
09:07 <@Evilpig> Dolemite: do you know any women who would get turned on by something that repelled aestetix ?
09:07 <@Dolemite> Does anything repel aestetix?
09:08 <@Evilpig> baby poop, apparently
09:10 <@Dolemite> So MILFs of the world are safe from him
09:12 <@Dolemite> Because every parent ends up having to deal with every possible bodily fluid not only being around them, but projected onto them.
09:16 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has joined #se2600
09:16 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o klixa] by ChanServ
09:33 < aestetix> klixa: are you turned on by baby poop?
09:35 <@Dolemite> klixa:  In the words of Admiral Akbar, "It's a trap!"
09:41 <@Evilpig> oh look stupidity made the news this morning
09:41 <@Evilpig> "A man who opened fire on officers in Ferguson, Missouri, on the anniversary of Michael Brown's death is in critical, unstable condition this morning."
09:42 < aestetix> You lost my sympathy at "opened fire on officers"
09:50 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has quit [Max SendQ exceeded]
09:50 < aestetix> I must repel klixA
10:04 <@Evilpig> http://www.codeword.xyz/2015/08/09/exploiting-android-users-for-fun-and-profit/
10:04 < PigBot> Title: Exploiting Android Users for Fun and Profit | The Code Word (at www.codeword.xyz)
10:10 < aestetix> so uh
10:10 < aestetix> does anyone have access to blackhat/defcon videos?
10:10 < aestetix> I really want to see the blackhat keynote
10:10 -!- rattle [~rattleXx@192.170.136.170] has joined #se2600
10:10 -!- rattle [~rattleXx@192.170.136.170] has quit [Changing host]
10:10 -!- rattle [~rattleXx@tor/regular/rattle] has joined #se2600
10:10 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o rattle] by ChanServ
11:21 <@rattle> I survived Defcon without doing anything regrettable.  Wheeee..
11:21 <@Evilpig> without anything regrettable or without proof of anything regrettable?
11:22 <@rattle> Possibly both!
11:22 <@Evilpig> well played sir.
11:23 <@rattle> I went directly from the Goon pool party, to my redeye flight, to my clients office, and gave notice I'm leaving.  Fun fun fun
11:23 <@Dolemite> rattle: Leaving, as in changing jobs?
11:25 <@rattle> Yeah..  I've been doing consulting since I left Bit9.  Mostly at one client..  I just told them I'm pulling back our contract to occasionally dropping into advice.  I've taken another full-time position, which is freaking awesome, that I'll be public about in roughly a week.
11:25 <@rattle> advise rather
11:25 <@Dolemite> Ah, I didn't realize you'd left Bit9
11:26 <@rattle> Yeah..  Around May.
11:27 <@Dolemite> Shows how much I pay attention.  heh
11:29 < aestetix> rattle: DARPA?
11:29 < _NSAKEY> aestetix: Well, he probably doesn't have a job mailing you freshly used baby diapers.
11:38 <@rattle> Actually, I think it might be cooler than DARPA.
11:41 <@Evilpig> rattle has taken a job with disney or sony...  yes... sony.  up for a real challenge
11:41 <@rattle> Nope.  That's presmike..
11:41 < aestetix> rattle: NSA?
11:41 <@rattle> Nope.
11:42 < aestetix> Or have you become the new Executive Director for Tor?
11:42 <@rattle> Nope
11:42 < aestetix> Corydon's diaper boy?
11:42 <@rattle> Cooler than all of that.
11:42 <@Evilpig> you're coming to work at tumblr.  lol
11:43 <@Evilpig> welcome to the team!
11:45 <@rattle> Well, I will be in the NYC/NJ/DC area more frequently..
11:46 <@Dagmar> He's gotten a role in the upcoming Shaft movie, as Shaft.
11:46 <@rattle> Remarkably close.
11:47 <@Dolemite> No, you misheard.  He auditioned for a movie, but got the shaft.
11:47 < _NSAKEY> Dagmar: This smells like a photoshop opportunity.
11:47 <@Evilpig> I've sworn off photoshopping rattle after the goat incident
11:47 <@Dagmar> My skills aren't quite that good
11:48 <@Evilpig> that was my greatest achievement and will never be topped
11:48 <@rattle> Way to aim high.
11:51 <@Evilpig> http://archive.phreaknic.info/pn17/   <-- hit that with the konami code for greatness
11:51 < PigBot> Title: PhreakNIC17 :: The early edition (at archive.phreaknic.info)
11:55 <@rattle> What the hell is a cybermall?
11:55 <@rattle> cyberwall rather..
11:57 <@Dagmar> It's like a firewall, but with heuristics and self-healing polymorphic specialness
12:01 <@Dagmar> It also keeps rich people from having to look at poor people.
12:08 <@Evilpig> looks like budget sold my email address...  https://www.dropbox.com/s/t4o6f3dpunpj7tz/Screen%20Shot%202015-08-10%20at%2012.06.57%20PM.png?dl=0
12:08 <@Evilpig> the dicks
12:12 <@brimstone> maybe they just got hacked?
12:12 <@Evilpig> got hacked by expedia?
12:12 <@brimstone> occam's razor and all
12:13 <@brimstone> sure
12:13 <@Evilpig> occam's razor would say they sold it
12:13 <@Evilpig> valid car rental = valid email = sell it to a travel site as a confirmed travler
12:13 <@brimstone> expedia hires russian hackers to break into companies
12:13 <@Evilpig> dicks.
12:19 < _NSAKEY> Evilpig: This easter egg is A+.
12:41 <@oddball> Here's something I just learned that aestetix might enjoy: The eskimos of Canada have traditionally clubbed seals with a club made of oosik... also known as fossilized walrus penis bone.
12:42 <@oddball> That's right, they beat seals to death with walrus penis.
12:45 <@brimstone> well, they're not going to club themselves
12:58 < _NSAKEY> oddball: This one's just for you: http://flashbak.com/16-retro-board-game-curiosities-that-no-family-played-twice-2165/
12:58 < PigBot> Title: 16 Retro Board Game Curiosities That No Family Played Twice - Flashbak (at flashbak.com)
12:59 < _NSAKEY> I was trying to see if I could find out more about the NSA board game mentioned here: https://medium.com/silk-stories/behind-the-nsa-e0bf2c3a40c0
12:59 < PigBot> Title: Behind the NSA — SILK STORIES — Medium (at medium.com)
13:00 < _NSAKEY> Google lead me to that list in the first link.
13:00 <@oddball> huh
13:00 <@oddball> Wish they had actually stated what the fuck the games were instead of "we found these goofy game box covers.
13:01 < _NSAKEY> It's your typical internet listicle. High on snark and pictures, low on content.
13:01 < _NSAKEY> Was wondering if you had encountered any of those in the wild, aside from battleship.
13:01 <@Evilpig> the mating game they have listed there is just a little creepy
13:02 <@Evilpig> came with a 4 pack of condoms for the winner and tissues for the loser.  really?  i call bs
13:02 <@oddball> I think I played Mind Maze
13:03 < _NSAKEY> http://dogs.geocities.institute/
13:03 < PigBot> Title: On the Internet Everybody Knows You had a Dog. Olia Lialina, 2015 (at dogs.geocities.institute)
13:04 <@Evilpig> _NSAKEY: fuck you and your auto noise making nonsense
13:50 <@Evilpig> https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/manicgamer/gravity-dice/posts/1319782
13:50 < PigBot> Title: Gravity Dice by James Kathrein Jr Kickstarter (at www.kickstarter.com)
13:58 <@oddball> Thanks for reminding me of one of the kickstarters Naienko wouldn't let me back.
13:58 <@oddball> jerk.
13:59 <@Evilpig> I do what I can
14:04 < aestetix> hmm
14:04 < aestetix> Assuming I could make it to nashville, would you let me give a talk on the wonders of lsd?
14:05 < aestetix> stop drop and roll!
14:08 <@oddball> aestetix: Did you see my statement about the eskimos?
14:08 < aestetix> no
14:09 <@oddball> Here's something I just learned that aestetix might enjoy: The eskimos of Canada have traditionally clubbed seals with a club made of oosik... also known as fossilized walrus penis bone.
14:09 <@oddball> That's right, they beat seals to death with walrus penis.
15:18 -!- K4k [~K4k@frontend.gtri.gatech.edu] has joined #se2600
15:18 -!- K4k [~K4k@frontend.gtri.gatech.edu] has quit [Changing host]
15:18 -!- K4k [~K4k@unaffiliated/k4k] has joined #se2600
15:26 -!- rattle [~rattleXx@tor/regular/rattle] has quit [Quit: This computer has gone to sleep]
15:29 -!- rattle [~rattleXx@tor/regular/rattle] has joined #se2600
15:29 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o rattle] by ChanServ
15:59 <@Dagmar> Of *course* cacti decides to randomly take a crap and fail to populate trees anymore
17:04 -!- rattle [~rattleXx@tor/regular/rattle] has quit [Quit: This computer has gone to sleep]
18:16 < _NSAKEY> aestetix: You would have to talk to me about that one.
18:20 <@Evilpig> https://psychostick.myshopify.com/products/invader-stick-tee
18:21 < PigBot> Title: "Invader Stick" Tee • Psychostick (at psychostick.myshopify.com)
18:36 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has joined #se2600
18:36 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o klixa] by ChanServ
19:47 -!- rattle [~rattleXx@tor/regular/rattle] has joined #se2600
19:47 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o rattle] by ChanServ
20:06 -!- crashcart [uid29931@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-gkzaasfhmwmsewfn] has quit [Quit: Connection closed for inactivity]
20:52 < _NSAKEY> http://dailycaller.com/2015/08/10/harvard-professor-larry-lessig-to-explore-democratic-presidential-run/
21:11 <@Dagmar> Okay.  _that's_ deeply annoying.  Something's gone awry with the boot drive on my fileserver
21:11 <@Dagmar> SMART checks out, reads are fine... writes, however, take a fuckin' age
21:20 < _NSAKEY> Have you tried hitting it with a hammer?
21:30 -!- K4k [~K4k@unaffiliated/k4k] has quit [Quit: WeeChat 1.2]
22:00 <@Dagmar> I might, except the SMART long test fails pretty quickly with a _read_ error
22:00 <@Dagmar> ...which, oddly, isn't resulting in the thing remapping the sector or anything
22:01 <@Dagmar> I think this might be an impending mechanical failure
22:01 <@Dagmar> I am now massaging it with Western Digital's diagnostics tool
22:02 <@Dagmar> 500Gb is kind of a lot of space
22:06 <@jb7od> Evilpig Dagmar: Tiny newegg victory: got my RMA for my pink ram stick and fall-over-and-die hdd
22:06 <@Dagmar> Cool
22:07 <@jb7od> I had to write a hateful email, but it worked. ^_^
22:07 <@Evilpig> good deal
22:24 <@jb7od> lol oosik.
22:25 <@jb7od> etymology: Ew! sick...
22:28 <@jb7od> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum <- fucking neat. Humans are placental mammals without a dick bone.
22:28 < PigBot> Title: Baculum - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (at en.wikipedia.org)
22:44 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has quit [Quit: bleh]
22:53 <@northrup> LOL
22:59 <@oddball> jb7od: Which is why we have to use the dick bones of other animals to club cute baby seals.
23:00 <@oddball> And folks think that carry a gun is compensating for something.
23:00 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has joined #se2600
23:00 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o klixa] by ChanServ
23:00 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has quit [Client Quit]
--- Log closed Tue Aug 11 00:00:24 2015