--- Log opened Wed May 13 00:00:45 2015
00:28 < RangerZ> damn... this train crash in Philly is pretty serious
00:29 < RangerZ> level 4 trauma event
00:29 < RangerZ> at least 5 dead
00:37 <@Dagmar> MOtherfucker
00:37 <@Dagmar> !@#! android
00:37 <@Dagmar> RangerZ: "Exact" timers can and _will_ return _early_
00:37 <@Dagmar> fuuuuuu-uuuuuu-
00:38 < RangerZ> http://www.mopri.de/2010/timertask-bad-do-it-the-android-way-use-a-handler/
00:38 < PigBot`> Title: Timer(Task) = bad! Do it the Android way: Use a Handler :) » Moritz online (at www.mopri.de)
00:39 <@Dagmar> Nothing to do with this
00:39 <@Dagmar> can't use Handlers from within a widgt
00:39 <@Dagmar> I may have fucked up elsewhere tho
00:40 < RangerZ> what...
00:40 < RangerZ> handlers are the fucking BASIS of IPC in android
00:40 < RangerZ> https://developer.android.com/reference/java/util/Timer.html is this what you are using as Timer?
00:40 < PigBot`> Title: Timer | Android Developers (at developer.android.com)
00:41 <@Dagmar> Yeah nevermind.  I was erring when dealing with the epochsecond truncated value
00:41 <@Dagmar> RangerZ: Widgets can't use Handlers like that
00:41 <@Dagmar> CAN NOT
00:41 <@Dagmar> The correct way is to use the alarm manager
00:42 <@Dagmar> Remmeber, the widget isn't "really" your program
00:42 <@Dagmar> The damn display manager basically adopts the class you pass it and invokes it
00:42 <@Dagmar> In between events, your shit only exists as a view object held onto by the display manager slash launcher
00:43 <@Dagmar> So, keeping a thread going is evil
00:43 < RangerZ> ouch
00:43 < RangerZ> yeah, I've never really looked into widgets
00:43 <@Dagmar> Yeah it took me awhile to get my head wrapped aroun that
00:44 <@Dagmar> That's why the garbage collector can so readily come and reap all your stuff
00:45 < RangerZ> HAHAHAHA
00:45 < RangerZ>  scheduleAtFixedRate(TimerTask task, long delay, long period)"Schedules the specified task for repeated fixed-rate execution, beginning after the specified delay. Subsequent executions take place at approximately regular intervals,"
00:45 <@Dagmar> Yeah that sounds about right
00:45 < RangerZ> __approximately__ regular intervals
00:45 <@Dagmar> hehe
00:46 <@Dagmar> They changed some of that too for KitKat you might have noticed
00:46 <@Dagmar> Prior to kitkat, repeating timers were pretty exact (give or take a bit of shuffling around for optimization)
00:46 <@Dagmar> AFTER kitkat, your repeating timers are basically going to fire somewhere around the _middle_ of the interval period
00:46 < RangerZ> ahh see... I pulled the quote from https://docs.oracle.com/javase/6/docs/api/java/util/Timer.html#scheduleAtFixedRate%28java.util.TimerTask,%20long,%20long%29
00:46 < PigBot`> Title: Timer (Java Platform SE 6) (at docs.oracle.com)
00:47 < RangerZ> NOT the android docs
00:47 <@Dagmar> Yeah well, you see where the Android people get it from then
00:47 < RangerZ> yeah, but the android docs are honestly my biggest issue with the fucking platform
00:47 <@Dagmar> I'll sort this out in the morning.  for now at least I know where I was going wrong
00:48 <@Dagmar> I'm gonna watch the finale of Agents of SHIELD
00:48 < RangerZ> the ENTIRE javadoc for same method "Schedule a task for repeated fixed-rate execution after a specific delay has passed."
00:48 < RangerZ> later
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01:53 < RangerZ> HAHAHAHA http://obamatrade.com/
01:53 < PigBot`> Title: OBAMATRADE (at obamatrade.com)
01:53 < RangerZ> Donald Trump's attack no Obama and TPP
01:54 < RangerZ> its great that loons like this are starting to fight TPA and all that
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04:25 < RangerZ> http://cbloomrants.blogspot.com/2015/05/05-10-15-did-i-ever-mention-that-i.html
04:25 < PigBot`> Title: cbloom rants: 05-10-15 - Did I ever mention that I fucking hate the fucking web- (at cbloomrants.blogspot.com)
04:25 < RangerZ> hahaha
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07:32 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
07:32 <@Dolemite> Shadow404: pong
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08:05 < aestetix> http://techcrunch.com/2015/05/12/facebook-instant-articles/
08:19 < v4mp> wut it do gangstas
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09:10 <@Evilpig> this is pretty neat.  http://www.livetrain.nyc/
09:10 < PigBot`> Title: LiveTrain.nyc (at www.livetrain.nyc)
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09:51 < aestetix> http://venom.crowdstrike.com/
09:51 < PigBot`> Title: VENOM Vulnerability (at venom.crowdstrike.com)
09:51 < aestetix> fuck
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11:10 <@Evilpig> http://www.moanmyip.com/
11:10 < PigBot`> Title: MoanMyIP.com - Sexy Girls Moaning Your IP Address! (at www.moanmyip.com)
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11:21 < RangerZ> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBWHyQo_1oI
11:23 < RangerZ> [Woman Fired After Refusing To Be Stalked By Employers]
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11:35 <@rhia> RangerZ, that's what business phones are for
11:35 < RangerZ> rhia: I agree, but they both should have acted more like adults and dealt with it ....like adults...
11:36 <@rhia> but, we get tech, the avg user is still somewhere around "it's Magic!"
11:37 <@rhia> also, there are a lot of grown people who aren't adults
11:38 <@rhia> i blame Ralph Nader ;)
11:38 < RangerZ> I blame him for George W too
11:38 <@oddball> I think my response to being forced to download an app to my personal phone, my response would be "Excuse me?!"
11:38 < RangerZ> thats what you mean ... right?
11:38 <@rhia> oh, ow... nice one
11:38 < RangerZ> oddball: work phone
11:39 < RangerZ> rhia: Nader is why we won't see a far right wing 3rd party
11:39 <@rhia> RangerZ, nah, i was blaming him for making it so safe that stupidity doesn't kill as often as it used to
11:39 <@oddball> Ah... In that case, I assume that all work electronics are tracked by home office.
11:39 < RangerZ> despite the fact that the republican party is -really- two parties at this point
11:39 < RangerZ> held together by their fear of progress
11:39 < RangerZ> ;)
11:40 <@rhia> RangerZ, yeah, they are ... and they're also prime examples of grown people who are not adults
11:40 <@oddball> Same with if I was using a business car
11:41 <@rhia> oddball, yep
11:41 < RangerZ> oddball: ohh yeah... how'd panya like the x-mas gift idea ;) hehe
11:41 <@rhia> what it doesn't say is if the employees are "on-call" during off hours or not
11:42 < RangerZ> b/c if it is 'salary' then 'gtfo'
11:42 < RangerZ> etc
11:42 <@oddball> RangerZ: You know my birthday's coming up next month... :p
11:43 < RangerZ> I was thinking magnetic induction powered leds built into the googly eyes
11:43 <@oddball> hehehehe
11:44 < RangerZ> two little red lights bobbing back and forth as you walk with it
11:45 <@Shadow404> haha
11:45 <@oddball> doooood!
11:45 <@Shadow404> nothing like annoying the over priced cafe owner
11:46 <@Shadow404> he just installed a new lcd tv menu
11:47 <@Shadow404> i saw it was samsung and kept changing the source or turning it off and on with the infared emitter on my phone
11:47 <@Shadow404> so much fun
11:48 <@Shadow404> Dolemite: ping, question about oak ridge
11:48 <@Dolemite> ask
11:48 < RangerZ> Shadow404: no you can NOT take some of the 'glowing rocks' home
11:48 <@Shadow404> pm, its about an email
11:49 <@Shadow404> RangerZ: you can buy beta radiation by products over the net
11:49 <@Shadow404> and even super weak gamma
11:49 <@Dolemite> hurry up and ask, I'm on a tight schedule and ready for some luncheez
11:49 <@Shadow404> great for cloud chambers
11:49 <@Shadow404> ok ok
11:49 < RangerZ> yeah I know, a friend of mine built a linux powered geiger counter
11:49 <@Shadow404> phone is slow
11:53 <@Shadow404> cool, so instead of clicks, it read those to a digital output
11:53 <@Shadow404> neato
11:54 <@Shadow404> cause tech hasnt changed, uses a charged ion tube for the base detection
11:54  * aestetix hugs Shadow404 
11:55 <@Shadow404> aww shucks, missed ur hugs
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12:36 < aestetix> is it racist to be tired of working with asians who don't speak english well?
12:43 <@Evilpig> pretty sure that fits
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13:12 < RangerZ> oddball: I think I found the parts I need.... http://www.walmart.com/ip/5-Battery-Operated-Lighted-LED-Red-Googly-Eyed-Skeleton-Hanging-Halloween-Decoration/38641215
13:12 < RangerZ> http://www.amazon.com/Burton-Large-Skeleton-Skull-Coffee/dp/B00836HM7M/
13:13 < RangerZ> hehehe
13:13 <@Dagmar> aestetix: STOP LISTENING TO SJWS
13:13 < RangerZ> http://www.amazon.com/Wireless-Nacodex%C2%AE-Charging-Receiver-Charge-pad/dp/B00W8KVCIY/
13:14 < RangerZ> there we go... last key part... plus the charger looks like a nice coater anyways
13:14 < RangerZ> lol
13:14 < RangerZ> aestetix: no, its not, but what i've moved to start doing is just stopping whatever they are saying, and questioning what they said until I understand what they said
13:14 < RangerZ> and then pronouncing it for them
13:15 < RangerZ> and having them repeat it until its right
13:15 < RangerZ> then letting them continue
13:15 < RangerZ> ;)
13:15 < RangerZ> mind you... its mostly fellow grad students, who are indian or chinese, the chinese are the worst when it comes to english, b/c they never talk in english among themselves
13:16 < RangerZ> and even get UPSET at a chinese person who tries to (a friend of mine is chinese, and she has native english with no accent b/c she has lived here 6 years 2 in HS, 4 in undergrad , 2 in grad
13:16 < RangerZ> 8*
13:17 < RangerZ> other chinese look at her funny if she talks to them in english.... (cultural thing :/)
13:19 < aestetix> Dagmar: it's not SJWs
13:19 < aestetix> So much as me just being tired of working with someone named "Eric" who can barely speak english
13:19 < aestetix> well that's a hypothetical
13:19 < aestetix> Several "Erics".... and they have last names like Wu or Li or Wong
13:20 < aestetix> Asians seem to adopt a name like "Joe" or "Chris" or "Eric" and add Wong or Li to the end
13:20 < RangerZ> aestetix: want to fuck with them... tell them that your local law requires them to tell them their legal name
13:20 < aestetix> Indians just go all out with names like "Sean Parker" or "James Til"
13:21 < RangerZ> its worked several times for me
13:21 < aestetix> lol
13:21 < RangerZ> most of the world thinks the US justice system is 100% above board, (yeah i know... kinda amusing) so they don't want to fuck with it
13:21 <@Dagmar> Dude, you're getting frustrated with a communication problem caused by a poor grasp of language
13:22 <@Dagmar> There's nothing "racist" about that
13:22 < RangerZ> (which tells you a lot more about politics/cops in places like India/philipines, etc)
13:22 <@Dagmar> It's from reading all the SJW bullshit that you even thought it might be
13:23 < RangerZ> aestetix: its not racist at all, its the fact that English is a "speaker oriented language" (there is a better term for this, but I can't think of it offhand) that means that if the listener misunderstands something, that it is the SPEAKER'S fault
13:24 < RangerZ> that is not a FLAW of the language, it is one of its FEW strengths.... and is why Air Korea had to switch to English for ALL communication in flights, not just radio chatter
13:24 < RangerZ> b/c English doesn't have power dynamics built into the language like korean/japanese (most non-chinese asian languages IIRC)
13:25 < RangerZ> they switched to english b/c it removed the ambiguity in the language being spoken
13:59 < RangerZ> HAHAHAHA
14:00 < RangerZ> google is sending me a free google fiber tshirt
14:00 <@Dagmar> Same here
14:00 <@Dagmar> Signed up for it hours ago
14:02 <@Dagmar> Imma wear that shit all over the place
14:02 < RangerZ> yeah
14:03 <@Dagmar> In fact, I think I'm going to go play Ingress all around the BellSouth tower while wearing it the day I get it
14:09 < RangerZ> I mean... its not like I would forward that to all of ISIS
14:10 < RangerZ> (who already has ties with the planning of google fiber before it was public, lol)
14:16 < RangerZ> https://fiber.google.com/cities/nashville/tshirt/ for anyone _IN_ Nashville
14:16 < PigBot`> Title: Your Google Fiber Nashville T-shirt – Google Fiber (at fiber.google.com)
14:28 < RangerZ> ok...wtf...
14:28 < RangerZ> why is THIS... 'news' http://mobilesyrup.com/2015/05/13/google-hangouts-can-be-wiretapped/
14:28 < PigBot`> Title: CSIS and other law enforcement agencies can wiretap Google Hangouts | MobileSyrup.com (at mobilesyrup.com)
14:28 < RangerZ> OF COURSE THEY CAN
14:29 < RangerZ> and they can 'wiretap' apple italk or w/e its called by having apple silently disable the encryption on it... *shocker*
14:52 < aestetix> oh wow
14:52 <@Dagmar> PEOPLE DON'T FUCKING LISTEN WHEN WE TELL THEM is why
14:56 < aestetix> so uh
14:56 < aestetix> Snowden uses Google Hangouts
14:56 < RangerZ> aestetix: snowden doesn't have anything to worry about
14:56 < RangerZ> if they wanted him dead, he'd be dead
14:57 < aestetix> I think they want him dead
14:57 < RangerZ> nah
14:57 < aestetix> But at this point, thye can't do anything
14:57 < aestetix> Killing him would turn him into a martyr
14:57 < RangerZ> he's too high profile, plus they want him in prison for the rest of his life
14:57 < aestetix> right
14:57 < RangerZ> as a deterrent
14:57 < aestetix> If he did not have a high profile, they would pop him
14:57 < RangerZ> nah
14:57 < RangerZ> they would have just sent in a team to arrest him in russia
14:58 < RangerZ> they fucking stopped the president of bolivia's plane
14:58 < RangerZ> etc
14:58 < aestetix> That was a bunch of incompetence.
14:58 < aestetix> I imagine Putin laughed really hard at that.
14:58 < RangerZ> I'm curious to see if he becomes a 'thing' in the 2016 elections
14:59 < RangerZ> b/c I could see _someone_ saying he was a whistleblower b/c of the ruling this week
14:59 < aestetix> I'm sure he will. Rand Paul will bring him up.
14:59 < RangerZ> nah
14:59 < RangerZ> he's moved too far hawkish
14:59 < RangerZ> BUT I could see either Clinton or another democrat saying it, and promising to pardon him when they are elected
15:00 < RangerZ> as a "we need to have more whistle blowers and a less corrupt government" type of thing
15:00 < RangerZ> a GOPer COULD
15:00 < RangerZ> but their clown car is too fucking packed full at this point
15:01 < RangerZ> no one wants to step TOO far out of line with the base
15:01 < RangerZ> and their base considers him a traitor
15:01 < RangerZ> at least a LOT of them
15:04 < RangerZ> https://www.facebook.com/meialuasoco/videos/883486238379181/?fref=nf
15:04 < PigBot`> Title: Comments (at www.facebook.com)
15:05 < RangerZ> I'd probably just start running with him... b/c if I see an ewok running away from something and giving me a lightsaber... I'm going to run away too....
15:10 <@Dagmar> She's not scared of the troppers because she's seen the movies
15:10 <@Dagmar> She knows they couldn't hit the broad side of a barn from the inside
15:11 <@Dagmar> Also, they're clearly noobs
15:11 <@Dagmar> They're firing from the shoulder
15:11 <@Dagmar> ...using a weapon which does not kick back.
15:14 <@Dagmar> nemo: I just check intel, look for two linked portals in the given direction.
15:39 < aestetix> RangerZ: so 2016 will be a clown car up against Hillary and Uncle Bernie?
15:39 < RangerZ> clown bus
15:39 < RangerZ> 21 _major_ name contestants right now
15:39 <@Dagmar> Don't forget the vote tampering
15:40 <@Dagmar> Expect that district in Ohio to come in with 135% support for the GOP
15:40 <@Dagmar> They won't be taking any chances with hackers getting in there and locking them out like the last time
15:40 < RangerZ> ?
15:40 < RangerZ> I never heard that one
15:41 < RangerZ> doesn't surprise me though
15:41 < RangerZ> b/c in 2004 Ohio was stolen from kerry to bush
15:41 < RangerZ> 2 people spent time in county jail over it for a couple years
15:41 < RangerZ> but there was nothing that could be done to 'prove' they tampered with votes
15:42 <@Dagmar> Well, there were accusations made in the election before last
15:42 < aestetix> jesus, 21?
15:42 < aestetix> I thought it was ted cruz, rand paul, jeb bush, and mike huckabee
15:42 < RangerZ> just that they were fuckwads and didn't follow the law on security of the machine parts
15:42 < aestetix> maybe one or two others
15:42 < RangerZ> nope
15:42 <@Dagmar> ...and so this last time around, I was wondering what the weight of those claims were, because the statistics themselves looked pretty fishy
15:42 <@Dagmar> ...and at the appointed time for that particular area to report in, the GOP member on CNN just about went spare when it did _not_ come in as a landslide for the GOP
15:43 < RangerZ> http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/watch/gop-overwhelmed-with-2016-candidates-440405571784
15:43 <@Dagmar> It was incredibly fucking suspicious how he reacted to it
15:43 <@Dagmar> ...and I was hearing rumors that people had taken steps to interfere with their supposed covert channel for tampering with the votes.
15:43 < RangerZ> I can NEVER get fucking MSNBC videos to play on my laptop
15:43 < RangerZ> but I there you go
15:44 < aestetix> RangerZ: is there a non video list?
15:44 < RangerZ> i'm sure somewhere,
15:45 < RangerZ> republicans have the opposite issue the democrats have this time... this time there really isn't any national leader for the democrats, and so HRC becomes it, b/c 'its her time'
15:45 < RangerZ> which is normally how it goes on the GOP side
15:45 <@Dagmar> I'll take Bernie, thanks
15:45 < RangerZ> same
15:45 <@Dagmar> Like, there's not even an issue
15:46 < aestetix> RangerZ: there is a national leader, he's just not eligible to run
15:46 < RangerZ> "so you think we should become like western europe" ... "yes"
15:46 <@Dagmar> Hillary could probably, maybe, do it without getting us into a war, but Bernie seems to understand what is actually fucked up here
15:46 < RangerZ> hell even oddball would vote for bernie
15:46 < aestetix> Doesn't the GOP nomination boil down to who the Koch brothers pick?
15:50 <@Dagmar> Basically, yes
15:50 < RangerZ> [That's actually a fairly conservative number. I'd say there are probably 14 candidates likely to compete for the Republican nomination: Jeb Bush, Scott Walker, Rand Paul, Ted Cruz, Mike Huckabee, Marco Rubio, Ben Carson, Chris Christie, Rick Perry, John Kasich, Rick Santorum, Lindsey Graham, Bobby Jindal, and Carly Fiorina. We can probably add two former governors -- James Gilmore and George Pataki -- to the mix, along with John Bolton a
15:50 < RangerZ> ok that didn't work well
15:50 < RangerZ>  Jeb Bush, Scott Walker, Rand Paul, Ted Cruz, Mike Huckabee, Marco Rubio, Ben Carson, Chris Christie, Rick Perry, John Kasich, Rick Santorum, Lindsey Graham, Bobby Jindal, and Carly Fiorina.
15:51 < RangerZ> two former governors – James Gilmore and George Pataki 
15:51 < aestetix> god
15:51 < aestetix> that's like the 21 stooges
15:51 < RangerZ> Two current governors – Mike Pence and Rick Snyder, former Gov. Bob Ehrlich. Peter King has publicly talked up the possibility, too,
15:51 < RangerZ> from the ~transcript~ http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/biggest-field-ever#break
15:52 < RangerZ> its their blog, so not official transcript, but close
15:53 < RangerZ> but yeah... among the GOP they are all 'good'
15:59 < RangerZ> The Amtrak train that derailed in Philadelphia, killing 7 people and injuring more than 200, was traveling more than 100 mph an hour at the time of the crash, the National Transportation Safety Board confirmed Wednesday.
15:59 < RangerZ> wow... 100MPH
15:59 < RangerZ> on a curve
15:59 < aestetix> Didn't they do a CSI Cyber episode on that?
15:59 < RangerZ> never seen it
16:05 <@Evilpig> aestetix: that was a roller coaster
16:06 <@Evilpig> and it was preaching the dangers of bluetooth and the deep web.  lol
16:37 <@Dagmar> I hate deep web
16:37 <@Dagmar> it's so hard to scrub out without bleach
16:49 <@Dagmar> ...and without using bleach and really scrubbing, you'll get things clean on the surface but you can still see the web remaining deep in the fibers
17:04 < aestetix> sigh
17:04 < aestetix> another friend of mine got laid off
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17:32 <@Dagmar> Soo... not to be turning in my man card or anything, but I'm about to scream at 1800flowers
17:33 <@Dagmar> Somehow the order of 30 tulips I set for my mom to get on Mother's Day got fucked up
17:33 <@eryc> time to get all faggy on them
17:34 <@eryc> no one messes with the gays
17:34 <@Dagmar> Well, the order was for tulips, because my mom *likes* tulips
17:35 < RangerZ> yeah... thats shitty
17:35 <@Dagmar> They're offering to make up for the fact that my order "didn't meet expectations" by shipping her a small pot of "blue hydrangea"
17:37 <@Dagmar> This is my response: "Allow me to suggest that perhaps since tulips were what was ordered, tulips would be the appropriate type of flower to deliver."
17:38 <@eryc> nice
17:38 <@Dagmar> There's like a $10 price difference, and they're trying to give me a $20 retention coupon I have no interest in
17:38 <@Dagmar> One more "slow pitch" from them and I'll just find someone else to order all my flowers from
17:40 <@Dagmar> Also, if I give my mom flowers she can plant outside, Dad will be mad at me
17:41 <@Dagmar> They've got like 20 planters behind the house because of stuff like that
17:41 <@Dagmar> ...and hydrangea have a tendency to sort of be "one-shot" flowers
17:42 <@Dagmar> A lot of them are just fed high-nutrient solution so they'll grow and bloom real fast, and then they usually die
17:42 <@Dagmar> Not buying flowers for mom at the expense of irritating dad.  lol
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18:24 <@Dagmar> So... friend of a friend if having engine problems
18:24 <@Dagmar> the engine makes a clacking sound on each stroke
18:25 <@Dagmar> They had a mechanic look at it who claimed the problem was a valve and the catalytic converter.
18:25 <@Dagmar> Warning sign: They also offered to buy the car for $300
18:25 <@Dagmar> I'm like, "Nope.  Take it to an emissions testing center.  Pay them $9.  If it passes you can be 100% certain that man is a liar."
18:26 <@Dagmar> Someone proabbly needs to take the top off the engine and check the drive shaft and piston rod bearings
18:26 <@Dagmar> ...before the thing fails critically and throws a rod or breaks the drive shaft.
18:30 <@Dagmar> FOR FUCKS SAKE
18:30 <@Dagmar> I know they don't know this, but they just suggested lillies
18:30 <@Dagmar> That's a _great_ thing to send to someone recovering from bypass surgery
18:30 <@Dagmar> Jesus
18:40 <@Evilpig> do you like this person?
18:41 <@Evilpig> if it was notlarry.... i'd totally send lillies
18:41 <@Evilpig> I'd probably send a condolences card too
18:42 <@Evilpig> I kinda want to send him some at vandy right now
18:42 <@klixa> you can bypass the catalitic converter cant you?
18:44 <@Evilpig> klixa: that's a Mirage question
18:48 <@Dagmar> YOu *can* because it's just a passive piece of the emissions system that gases pass throught
18:48 <@Dagmar> It is however, not legal to do so, and your car *won't* pass emissions that way
18:49 <@Dagmar> The gas sniffer will know right away
18:49 <@Dagmar> Evilpig: The flowers were for my mom  Somehow the tulips I sent her for Mother's Day were damaged in shipping, so FedEx didn't deliver them *per shipper instructions*
18:49 <@Dagmar> So, now I look like an asshole
18:50 <@Dagmar> Sending hydrangea will not be a hit with my dad because he'll wind up having to plant them
18:50 <@Dagmar> ...but at least it's not giving quite the same impression as "Well, we thought you were a goner but now we've got all these lillies"
18:50 <@Evilpig> I'd send my mom lillies.  and a condolences card.  it'd probably say something like, "i've seen the will"
18:52 <@Evilpig> knowing my mother she'd roll her eyes, throw the card away, then put them on the sunroom table and post them to facebook
18:54 <@Dagmar> Warning: The G+ post I just made about the Google Fiber shirts is not safe for coffee
18:57 <@klixa> do lillies mean death or something
18:57 <@Dagmar> They're usually for funerals, yes
18:58 <@klixa> ok, didnt know that...
18:58 <@Dagmar> sort of like how red roses are almost exclusively meant for _romantic_ interests
18:58 <@Dagmar> Pink and yellow and basically any other color for anything else
18:59 <@klixa> then why would anyone ever name their kid lilly
18:59 <@Dagmar> Anyone else mess around with 'bleep'?
18:59 <@Dagmar> I have concerns about it's mechanisms since it jibbers into logcat
18:59 <@Dagmar> klixa: Because it's a flower
18:59 <@Evilpig> Dagmar: nope.  you looking to test something?
19:00 <@Dagmar> Mainly I have my concerns about it's fitness
19:00 <@klixa> Dagmar: yeah, but if its the funeral flower...ugh
19:00 <@Dagmar> Also that it did not *mention* it had a persistent system service compoennt
19:00 <@Evilpig> if it has notices I'd assume it to have one
19:02 <@Dagmar> No.
19:02 <@Dagmar> Push messages will simply force Android to "light up" the relevant class
19:02 <@Dagmar> This isn't the 80's where something has to hang out on a UDP port all day
19:03 <@Evilpig> tell that to dell
19:03 <@Dagmar> I hadnt' sent a single message with bleep and I see in logcat it's responding to notification pings and connecting to gateways and I'm thinking... I'm not sure how happy I am about a bittorrent client running on my phone all the time
19:03 <@Evilpig> their techdirect app attempts to do something like that
19:04 <@Dagmar> Goddamn how alien is the concept of not fucking over your own faction to these Ingress people
19:04 <@Dagmar> Glitter up and blocked my lane-holder yesterday morning because he got up and realize he could link to a bunch of portals (for all of about 3kMU)
19:04 <@Dagmar> ...despite me saying explicitly what I was doing, which is the thing I've tried twice more before now, in three different channels in the Slack we use
19:05 <@Dagmar> ...and then less than two hours after I bitch at him, he and some other people take out a portal north of here, and fire off a bunch of links to try to block the field being reinstated
19:05 <@Dagmar> NONE of which actually block that field
19:05 <@Dagmar> ...all of which add to the clusterfuck I was dealing with
19:06 <@Dagmar> ...and they're like "Oh well it's hrd to check intel when we're trying to be fast"
19:06 <@Dagmar> CAN YOU NOT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NORTH AND SOUTH?
19:06 <@Dagmar> I mean damn
19:14 <@Dagmar> Of all the things I'd like a copy of, this is the one I'd like a copy of the most http://news.slashdot.org/story/15/05/13/2010223/worlds-rudest-robot-set-to-simulate-the-fury-of-call-center-customers
19:14 < PigBot`> Title: World's Rudest Robot Set To Simulate the Fury of Call Center Customers - Slashdot (at news.slashdot.org)
19:14 <@Dagmar> HATEBOTS
19:14 <@Dagmar> OMG
19:15 <@Dagmar> I can't decide which is better sounding... "Hatebots" or perhaps "Rageborg"
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19:25 <@klixa> hatebots
19:25 <@klixa> that def sounds better
19:29 <@Shadow404> Dolemite: ping
19:55 < aestetix> http://www.nytimes.com/2015/05/14/us/house-votes-to-end-nsas-bulk-phone-data-collection.html
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20:03 <@rattle> THE TERRORISTS HAVE WON!
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20:05  * rattle crawls back into his cave, puts on some emo tunes, and starts cutting himself with common office place scissors.
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20:21 <@Dagmar> rattle: I do believe I'll announce it just like that.  :)
20:24 <@Dagmar> lol
20:24 <@Dagmar> Speck is all beside herself because apparently Richard Garriot showed up and talked to her _in game_
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20:38 <@Dagmar> :D http://imgur.com/iqgIIwN
20:38 < PigBot`> Title: Imma eat this cotton cand.... ?!??? - GIF on Imgur (at imgur.com)
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