--- Log opened Tue Jan 13 00:00:03 2015
00:04 <@oddball> aestetix: I.... wut?
00:04 <@oddball> I didn't realize that I should be putting that on my resumes.
00:25 <@klixa> im putting "applying glitter" on my resume https://i.imgur.com/9Fdhk.gif
00:40 < aestetix> _NSAKEY: fuck no
00:41 < aestetix> I wouldn't tolerate that.
00:42 <@klixa> when i was in the bay, i was lloking at some CL job listings, and one company was all "must have extensive knowledge in simpsons references" plus it mentioend some other steretypical geek crap like dr who
00:42 <@klixa> EVERYONE in the bay wants to be clever and cute and strange, and as a result end up ALL being the same
00:43 < _NSAKEY> aestetix: If it wouldn't run afoul of some law that probably won't get enforced, you could do a phone interview solely to ask them why they put that down.
00:43 <@oddball> aestetix: I'd be tempted to call them in for an interview just to ask "why the fuck is this on here?"
00:44 < _NSAKEY> klixa: Sounds like a massive overdose of the kind of hipsters who moved into East Nashville and made it less entertaining.
00:45 <@klixa> ugh hispters
01:07 < aestetix> The answer is obvious.
01:07 < aestetix> They just started college and have no idea how to be professional.
01:08 <@klixa> yeah, you shoudl teach them. Lesson 1: penis
01:09 < aestetix> klixa: no. I don't want to give them everything all at once
01:10 < aestetix> maybe their first lesson should be a Q&A with corydon
01:12 <@oddball> klixa: lesson 2: vagina?
01:13 <@klixa> indeed
01:13 < aestetix> I think RangerZ should be my first student
01:13 < RangerZ> um... no
01:13 <@klixa> hes busy playing super smash brothers
01:14 < RangerZ> though... I did get to tell a cute girl I went to HS with... that I could be her teacher in a few years... if she goes back to college
01:14 < RangerZ> lol
01:14 < RangerZ> that amused me
01:14 <@klixa> thats sexy
01:14 <@klixa> but i doubt you said it in a sexy way
01:18 < aestetix> so lesson 1 is "life with corydon"
01:18 < aestetix> lesson 2 is vagina
01:18 < aestetix> lesson 3 is penis
01:18 < _NSAKEY> Question: Is there a technical term for having so much data that it skews the results?
01:18 < aestetix> what' lesson 4?
01:19 < aestetix> maybe lesson 4 is a kickban from Bahhumbug
01:19 < _NSAKEY> aestetix: Lesson 4 can be "How to find aestetix's STFU button."
01:19 < _NSAKEY> Which consists of nitpicking your past talks on IRC like you're not even here.
01:19 <@oddball> _NSAKEY: uhhhh... don't think I've ever run into that.
01:20 <@Dagmar> I'm not sure that's possible
01:20 <@oddball> I've run into the issue of not being able to find the results under all the data issue...
01:20 < _NSAKEY> Dagmar: What isn't? Having too much data or making aestetix stfu?
01:20 <@oddball> either, really.
01:21 < _NSAKEY> For added context, my problem is that I've taken ~311 mil passwords from data breaches and made hashcat rules out of them.
01:21 < aestetix> I wonder if those lessons are out of order. It seems useful to learn about penis and vagina before having a Q&A with corydon
01:21 < RangerZ> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOjmmAy6dgY the 2nd ammendment doesn't need 3 consecutive weeks of education EACH YEAR in k-8
01:21 < _NSAKEY> Then I ranked them by most to least common and made what seemed like a good ruleset out of some of the top rules.
01:22 < _NSAKEY> Then I decided to trim that base list down to ~80 mil passes and do the same thing.
01:22 < RangerZ> klixa: no I didn't, I actually _want_ a job...
01:22 < RangerZ> lol
01:22 < _NSAKEY> The top rules that were derived from the 80 mil list cracked more passwords.
01:23 <@klixa> RangerZ: would flirting with said girl cause you not to have a job?
01:23 < RangerZ> It was over facebook chat (I was giving her help looking for a degree to apply to)
01:23 < RangerZ> so if she posted it... sure it 'could'
01:24 <@klixa> i coud post stuff and claim you said it
01:24 <@klixa> this is why i dont worry about what i say
01:24 <@klixa> i cant always deny everything
01:24 < RangerZ> yeah, been there, done that
01:24 <@klixa> can always deny i mean
01:24 <@klixa> not cant
01:24 < RangerZ> plus, I don't know her well enough to know how she'd -take- the joke
01:24 <@klixa> its all good
01:24 < RangerZ> which is the bigger issue
01:25 <@klixa> then you should have said that to begin with :P
01:25 < RangerZ> and there be crazy people... who would save that kinda of material and spread it... lol
01:25 <@klixa> if osmeone is crazy rnough tho, they will fake logs
01:26 < RangerZ> *cough*amber*cough*(if she was lucky enough for dru to ever flirt with her...
01:26 <@klixa> always deny everything
01:26 <@klixa> dru is prolly using her...i cant see any other reason to put up with her
01:27 < RangerZ> yeah, it was more of a 'I'll be chill, until/if I ever hang out with her more', etc
01:27 < aestetix> for sex?
01:27 < RangerZ> for emotional support
01:27 < RangerZ> most likely
01:27 <@klixa> my sources say he wont put out wiht her
01:27 <@klixa> but im sure she wants it
01:27 < aestetix> dru needs emotional support?
01:28 <@klixa> hes dying, allegedly
01:28 < RangerZ> klixa: that wasn't to be spread publicly... :/
01:28 < RangerZ> AFAIK
01:28 <@oddball> klixa: Oh... She stated as much on her twitter feed
01:28 <@klixa> i found out
01:28 < aestetix> what?
01:29 < aestetix> he's dying?
01:29 <@klixa> RangerZ: im not part of any special inner circle that already knew...i know cause its already known
01:29 < RangerZ> since Its been brought up, apparently he has heart issues, and only has a few years left... at the current rate
01:29 < aestetix> jesus
01:29 <@klixa> this is why everyone voted him back in
01:29 <@klixa> anyway, thats still no excuse to deal with amber
01:29 < RangerZ> and those of us who voted against him, didn't know that, AFAIK too, until afterwards
01:29 <@klixa> if anything, its a reason to NOT waste time with her
01:29 < aestetix> wow now it seems like everyone was an asshole about phreaknic
01:30 <@klixa> aestetix: why, you coudl get hit by a bus tomorrow and die
01:30 <@oddball> aestetix: Nope. His dying or not dying make not one bit of difference with PN
01:30 < aestetix> how long has he known?
01:30 <@klixa> i think the only thing it expalins is why he suddenly came back into the picture
01:31 <@oddball> Unless you're ok with him killing it before he dies.
01:31 < aestetix> does he have a history of heart issues?
01:31 <@klixa> aestetix: family history, has known for years
01:31 < aestetix> ouch
01:32 < aestetix> any chance it could skip him?
01:32 < RangerZ> he's seen doctors, etc
01:32 <@klixa> aestetix: he already has it
01:32 < RangerZ> he was given 3 years
01:32 < aestetix> wow
01:32 < aestetix> when?
01:32 < RangerZ> dunno
01:32 < aestetix> like was that 3 years from now?
01:32 < RangerZ> I'd ask him... if he was ever on
01:32 < aestetix> or 2? :/
01:32 < RangerZ> etc
01:32 < RangerZ> could be 1 <0 for all we know
01:33 < RangerZ> 1, >0*
01:33 < RangerZ> <0**
01:33 < RangerZ> ugh
01:33 <@oddball> 6 years ago (actually, no damn clue, just being a jackass)
01:33 < RangerZ> but who knows
01:33 <@klixa> who knows is how long any of us have... (in theory)
01:33 < aestetix> does he need help with medical costs or anything?
01:34 < RangerZ> aestetix: none of us know
01:34 < RangerZ> he hasn't told us
01:34 < RangerZ> we've been told about it
01:34 < aestetix> by whom?
01:34 < aestetix> don't tel lme...
01:34 <@klixa> amber
01:34 <@klixa> she put it on twitter
01:34 < RangerZ> me, I'm not saying, but creditable
01:35 < RangerZ> she calls him 'nerd boy'
01:35 <@klixa> aestetix: its not a rumor...unless he himself made it up...
01:35 < RangerZ> but he's also been kinda 'mumms the word' about it too
01:35 < RangerZ> 'kinda'
01:36 < RangerZ> telling amber... not the best security practice...
01:36 <@klixa> RangerZ: when you really mean that , you dont tell 20 people
01:36 < aestetix> is it still posted on her twitter?
01:36 <@klixa> RangerZ: it was leaked before amber ever twitted it
01:36 <@klixa> its been talked about in pm's, and in back alleys, etc
01:36 <@oddball> Pretty sure that's a factor of why the other officers voted for him to be prez again.
01:36 < RangerZ> *shrugs*, she post dozens of times a day
01:36 < RangerZ> not going to read that dribble
01:37 <@klixa> aestetix: yes, its something about nerd boy dying
01:37 < aestetix> when did she post it
01:37 <@klixa> aestetix: months ago
01:37 < aestetix> oh fuck that
01:37 < aestetix> how the hell does she have 90k tweets
01:37 < RangerZ> she rants
01:37 <@oddball> Of course, there's been his statements about "a little social engineering going a long way" when it's come to issues dealing with PN...
01:37 <@klixa> how the hell does she haev followers aestetix
01:38 <@klixa> oddball: yeah, theres that... hence why i said allegedly
01:38 < RangerZ> told you... not going to read that
01:38 <@oddball> klixa: Highscool girls that love drama?
01:38 < aestetix> oddball: so he'll die of prostate cancer following in the footsteps of Andy Kaufman?
01:38 < RangerZ> you can BUY followers
01:38 <@klixa> oddball: huh? now im lost
01:38 < RangerZ> aestetix: didn't we already say 'heart' issues
01:38 <@oddball> how she has followers
01:38 < aestetix> RangerZ: you missed my joke
01:38 <@klixa> oddball: oh....yeah... ok not lost anymore
01:40 < aestetix> in the meantime enjoy this: https://twitter.com/anarchival/status/530606594334019585
01:42 < RangerZ> but yeah... either way... sucks for him, but if he wants to build a legacy, he should be working _with_ us
01:42 <@klixa> aestetix: pathetic
01:43 < RangerZ> aestetix: get this... thats not her only twatter
01:43 < aestetix> what?
01:43 < aestetix> that has 90k posts on it
01:43 < aestetix> how can she have two accounts
01:43 <@klixa> i dont like him any better than her tho, so it makes sense shed like him
01:44 < RangerZ> ohh thats funny http://anarchival.net/ she doesn't have the random crap listing
01:44 < RangerZ> of ayn rand, feminists, socialists, libertarians
01:44 < RangerZ> etc
01:45 < aestetix> wait, how do socialists and feminists fit in that list?
01:47 < RangerZ> i have no idae
01:47 < RangerZ> you looked at it
01:47 < RangerZ> we all did
01:47 < aestetix> he needs to wait until 2016
01:47 < aestetix> I'm not allowed to have any friends die this year
01:47 < RangerZ> and made fun of all of this
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01:50 < RangerZ> https://twitter.com/anarchival/status/545465757669527554
01:50 <@klixa> damnit now i wanna know what bluff she caled
01:51 <@klixa> i was content before i clicked your link RangerZ
01:51 < RangerZ> https://twitter.com/anarchival/status/541089212804919296
01:51 < RangerZ> https://twitter.com/anarchival/status/536052231921885184
01:52 < RangerZ> apparently twitter's search feature isn't -complete- crap
01:52 < RangerZ> lol
01:52 * Dagmar looks ill
01:52 <@klixa> if i didnt despie her, i would feel sorry for her ignored yearning
01:52 <@klixa> that is really teh worst feeling, to like someone who doesnt give a damn about you
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01:53 < RangerZ> yeah
01:53 < RangerZ> https://twitter.com/search?f=realtime&q=%22nerd%20boy%22%20from%3Aanarchival&src=typd
01:53 < RangerZ> there we go
01:53 < RangerZ> apparently he told her in aug, and she wants to JUMP HIS BONES
01:53 <@klixa> the second one is super sad, cause she doesnt get it
01:54 <@klixa> if he liked her, he wouldnt care shes not asian, black, etc
01:54 < aestetix> https://twitter.com/anarchival/status/482385085480443904
01:54 <@Dagmar> Well... *that's* fun. ADB just FQ'd mu phone
01:55 < RangerZ> adb -can- do that
01:55 < RangerZ> adb -can- do -anything it wants-
01:55 <@Dagmar> Clearly I've done something terribly wrong
01:55 <@Dagmar> I was just trying to get this dimwitted icon widget to go on the phone
01:56 <@klixa> man, its like anarchival is 14
01:56 < RangerZ> klixa: you wanna know about my zombie costume right before halloween, don't you? *nudge nudge* https://twitter.com/anarchival/status/517857170713370624
01:57 < RangerZ> klixa: she -is- emotionally
01:57 <@klixa> yeah
01:57 <@klixa> i haev a gay male friend with teh same disorder as her...he just theartened to kill hismelf tonoght n facebook
01:58 <@klixa> "im so alone, no one likes me...im gonna be mean to everyone"
01:59 < RangerZ> i feel bad for them
02:00 <@Dagmar> heh. That's interesting. I just stumbled on a way to record video from the phone
02:00 <@klixa> RangerZ: i do and i dont.
02:00 <@Dagmar> It works really _well_ too
02:00 < RangerZ> Dagmar: they have public APIs for that 'to' the phone
02:00 < RangerZ> but you can stream it via TCP over USB or wifi
02:00 <@klixa> RangerZ: i mean, i understand being in pain...and feeling horrible... but you choose whether to take that pain as an excuse to be a bitch to everyone, or use that pain to work on yoru life and tyr to make it so you have less pain
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02:01 <@klixa> these people thrive on negative attention...and so their lives get worse and worse and then get angrier and angrier
02:01 < RangerZ> yeah I know, I'm just saying, "I feel bad for both of them", and wish they would just like each other and give each other some comfort
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02:01 < RangerZ> if thats what it would take
02:01 <@Dagmar> RangerZ: Well, in this case there's a thing in Android Studio to just start capturing what's on the phone's screen and make it a mp4 file
02:01 < RangerZ> but I can understand not liking someone
02:02 < RangerZ> Dagmar: nice
02:02 <@klixa> RangerZ: yeah, dru just isnt attracted to her
02:02 < aestetix> RangerZ: so does jonnyx not want anyone to ask him about it?
02:02 <@klixa> and he cant help that
02:02 <@klixa> you cant help who you *like*
02:02 < aestetix> or acknowledge it?
02:02 < RangerZ> aestetix: I dunno
02:02 < aestetix> I wish there was something I could do to help
02:02 < RangerZ> its a personal matter So I was quiet about it, thats all
02:02 < aestetix> cause that's scary
02:02 < RangerZ> give him your heart....
02:02 < RangerZ> Bahhumbug: might help
02:02 < aestetix> lol
02:04 <@klixa> i cant read her tweets anymore, my damn pregnancy hormones are making me feel sad for her
02:05 < RangerZ> lol
02:05 < RangerZ> damn that empathy
02:05 <@klixa> yeah :/
02:05 <@klixa> i guess if i never had anyone love me and want me, id be a psycho like her too
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02:06 <@Dagmar> okay. that's enough stress and confusion for now
02:06 < _NSAKEY> How about some mild comedy?
02:07 <@klixa> mile, i thought you said wild....
02:07 < aestetix> penis
02:07 <@klixa> mild*
02:07 < _NSAKEY> https://openrecords.guru/c99.php
02:07 <@klixa> my eyes are all blurry
02:08 < _NSAKEY> That's just HTML.
02:08 < _NSAKEY> The links don't go to anything yet, but I'm thinking of directing them all to a copy of bigmatix.ansi.
02:11 < RangerZ> do /b/ instead
02:11 < RangerZ> people will love you
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02:11 < _NSAKEY> RangerZ: I could do something similar for the browser buttons.
02:13 < _NSAKEY> They could just get linked to a different board on 4chan with each link.
02:14 < _NSAKEY> Not sure if you guys remember the suggestion at the December meeting, but this is what I was talking about in Noshville when I told Ben that future sites should have fake shells, just to throw script kiddies off.
02:22 <@Dagmar> I am pretty sure I've got several actual shells here somewhere
02:23 <@Dagmar> All that shit I kept scraping off Vandy's servers
02:24 < _NSAKEY> c99 is apparently one of the more popular ones.
02:24 < _NSAKEY> I tossed it on a test box I didn't care about and grabbed the HTML.
03:03 < RangerZ> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QimJy27Fex8 [“Unlucky With The Ladies” Is How Zimmerman’s Lawyer Describes Recent Domestic Violence Charges]
03:04 < RangerZ> so he threw a wine bottle at his g/f
03:04 < RangerZ> biggest news... there is a woman stupid enough to be his g/f
03:04 < RangerZ> his 4th domestic violence charge since 2012
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05:37 < RangerZ> ok... so I wasn't fucking crazy (for this) sprint's "connection optimizer" kept turning my fucking wifi on
05:38 < RangerZ> and popping up TOS pages for networks
05:38 < RangerZ> and I'm like... fuck you ... NO... go away, and stop turning my wifi on mother fucker
05:41 <@Bahhumbug> So fearless leader is dying?
05:41 <@Bahhumbug> That's convenient.
05:49 < RangerZ> thats what has been said
05:50 < RangerZ> might explain his delusions of gradure, trying to make a 'legacy'
05:50 < RangerZ> but 'ehh'
05:50 < RangerZ> I honestly hope he isn't
05:50 < RangerZ> I don't wish him harm (he's not amber, and I wish her harm can't be traced back to me..., lol)
05:53 <@Bahhumbug> I don't wish him harm either. I just find it convenient.
06:06 <@Dagmar> Jesus Android Studio is a mess
06:07 <@Dagmar> I recognize that it's doing things for me that I would want done if I knew what I was doing, but stil
06:07 <@Dagmar> The rather "magical" nature of it all makes thins very difficult to figure ou
06:07 <@Dagmar> t
06:09 <@Dagmar> OKay...
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06:09 <@Dagmar> This is just funny.
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06:09 <@Dagmar> Guess which part the spellchecker has a problem with:
06:09 < RangerZ> Dagmar: i don't like the gradle integration
06:09 < RangerZ> eclise has 'ant' but its all hidden
06:10 <@Dagmar> PWNED BY SHAPERS
06:10 <@Dagmar> 'PWNED' it has no problem with at all.
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06:10 < RangerZ1> my guess 'shapers'
06:11 <@Dagmar> Yes.
06:11 < RangerZ1> also fuck hitting ctrl C by accident trying to 'copy'
06:11 < RangerZ1> lol
06:12 < RangerZ1> but... I don't like AS's requirement of gradle being required to understand to use
06:12 < RangerZ1> just adds 'another' learning curve to android dev.
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06:12 < RangerZ1> I wish it was there, but hidden unless you -want- to deal with i
06:12 < RangerZ1> it*
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06:40 <@Dagmar> dafuq is '
06:40 <@Dagmar> dafuq is 'R'?
06:46 <@Dagmar> Nevermind
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07:08 <@Dagmar> Fuck it. I need smokes.
07:08 <@Dagmar> If anyone familiar with Java can say whether or not something major is missing http://www.techrepublic.com/article/pro-tip-extend-androids-textview-to-use-custom-fonts/ I would appreciate it
07:08 <@Dagmar> It simply doesn't work for me
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07:11 <@Dagmar> It just can't find the surrealestates.testwidgetry.MyTextView class. :/
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07:15 <@Dagmar> Doh. I fucked something up
07:17 <@Dagmar> meh. Time to make a snack run
07:25 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
07:25 <@Dagmar> NO.
07:25 <@Dagmar> It's too early for a morning. Maybe try again later.
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09:47 <@Dolemite> Oh, jeez. This is an article for aestetix if there ever was one -> http://www.salon.com/2015/01/13/the_5_most_haunting_masturbation_related_injuries_partner/
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09:55 <@Dolemite> Bonus! I had completely forgotten that I had a box of Slim Jims in my desk.
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11:09 <@Dagmar> WEll... fuck
11:10 <@Dagmar> Okay, before now i thought the Ingress septicycle clock widget was just ugly
11:10 <@Dagmar> Now that I'm watching ADB scroll... I now know it is *unholy*.
11:10 <@Dagmar> It's triggering it's reciever all the fucking time.
11:10 < RangerZ1> wow...
11:10 < RangerZ1> thats just bad design
11:10 < RangerZ1> and -slow-
11:11 <@Dagmar> No shit.
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11:13 < RangerZ1> because if thats the case... it should be a service
11:14 < RangerZ1> that you use to connect to/from, and communicate that way
11:14 <@Dagmar> Well, it certainly shoudln't be active when the widget isn't even on the screen
11:14 <@Dagmar> I know I saw a thing about that in the docs somewhere
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11:15 < RangerZ1> broadcast recievers should be 'active' (in that they -fucking exist-) but they shouldn't be getting Intents over and over either way
11:16 <@Dagmar> As per usual, I find the most interesting ways to break shit
11:16 <@Dagmar> Right now it's just a widget with some text on it
11:16 < RangerZ1> god, the power drain on that would be so bad
11:17 <@Dagmar> ...except it's showing up twice in the list of widgets, probably because I click before shit is finished.
11:17 <@Dagmar> I had AS carping me about some concurren modificiation thing
11:20 <@Evilpig> did I show this to y'all yet? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czb_CZfWko8
11:20 <@Dagmar> *derp* do not tamper with the width and height of the relative thing if you want your widget to work
11:21 <@Dagmar> Evilpig: I have enough people I'd like to bitchslap without seeing htem on YouTube
11:22 <@Dagmar> RangerZ: I'm guessing where I went wrong that time was trying to match the API version supported by Ingress.
11:23 <@Dagmar> I don't think AS handled that properly, but just in case I'm nuking the project and starting again
11:23 <@Dagmar> There were widgets in Android 2.3, right?
11:23 <@Dagmar> I thought they were always there
11:23 < RangerZ1> yeah
11:23 < RangerZ1> not 'always'
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11:23 < RangerZ1> first ver kinda sucked
11:24 <@Dagmar> Obnoxiously it took me all of 20 minutes to scribble out the dippy math functions i'm going to need
11:24 <@Dagmar> At this rate it'll be weeks before I get this thing working even minimally
11:24 <@Dagmar> 9-patch is simple enough, so at least the background box might be easy
11:24 < RangerZ1> but the idea/etc has been there since 1.0
11:25 <@Dagmar> Slightly annoying is that the widget XML takes up the entire display in the layout view
11:25 <@Dagmar> Where the hell does one set the version nubers>?
11:27 <@Dagmar> Found it
11:28 <@Dagmar> Maybe not
11:30 <@Dagmar> Okay yeah, I did find it. I was just trying to stick it in the wrong container in the manifest
11:34 < RangerZ1> in the gradle file now I think
11:35 <@Dagmar> Maybe, but it's definitely in the AndroidManifest.xml
11:37 < RangerZ1> they had the static widgets, etc in 1.0
11:37 < RangerZ1> and changing sizes in ...2.3 ?
11:37 < RangerZ1> I really don't play around much with the UI stuff
11:38 <@Dagmar> 3.1
11:38 < RangerZ1> ahh
11:38 <@Dagmar> That much I remember from the docs. They became resizeable in 3.1
11:38 <@Dagmar> gradle.properties is what I need to edit
11:38 <@Dagmar> The IDE just informed me that Gradle will override what I set in the AndroidManifest.xml
11:39 < RangerZ1> yeah, you used to set it there
11:39 < RangerZ1> now gradle does everything
11:39 <@Dagmar> So of course it's the part with no help
11:44 <@Dagmar> Ahah. build.gradle
11:45 <@Dagmar> So... here's a question which I'm sure has a complex answer.
11:45 < RangerZ1> ok?
11:45 <@Dagmar> Under app->java, I've got surrealestates.septiclockwidget, and surrealestates.septiclockwidget (androidTest)
11:46 <@Dagmar> What's the androidTest thing supposed to be indicating?
11:46 < RangerZ1> either unit testing or integration testing
11:46 <@Dagmar> Hmm... okay
11:46 < RangerZ1> i haven't played with android studio enough yet to be sure
11:47 < RangerZ1> been busy with other stuff, really wish I could get the time to play with it
11:47 < RangerZ1> but gradle is basically -designed- for you to have both unit tests (jUnit) and integration tests
11:48 <@Dagmar> I guess that's probably what the little directional indicators on the class icon mean then
11:48 <@NotLarry> Ok, starting a webex session to show me the error message on your screen that clearly tells you what is wrong does not help me explain to you what is wrong...
11:48 <@Dagmar> I keep trying too many things at once and can't figure out which new thing broke my shit
11:49 <@Dagmar> Last night I was working from someone's guide about applying custom fonts to a TextView widget, but somehow I managed to screw up the class declarations
11:51 <@Dagmar> I should really set up another version control server here somewhere
11:53 < RangerZ1> Dagmar: gitlab.com you can have private and public repos for free
11:54 < RangerZ1> even MSFT is moving to git (github in their case)
11:55 < RangerZ1> every other VCS is pretty much on 'omg, we gotta play catch up' , lol
11:56 < RangerZ1> but off to the lab, so later
11:56 <@Dagmar> take care
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12:02 <@Dagmar> Okay. Time to see if this baby will bleed everywhere.
12:06 <@Dagmar> ...and, it just sort of liquified.
12:07 <@Dagmar> Still, I only had one entry in the widgets list this time, so that's an improvement.
12:12 <@Dagmar> Clearly I broke shit good there.
12:13 <@Dagmar> I will just umm... modify the icons this time.
12:14 <@Evilpig> well I had an aestetix style comment there and just didn't do it
12:18 <@Dagmar> Okay.
12:18 <@Dagmar> If I don't fuck with *anything* I at least get a widget that displays
12:24 <@Evilpig> ARG!!!!!!!
12:24 <@Evilpig> marantz [12:22 PM]
12:24 <@Evilpig> also the drive seems not to be recognized as /dev/sda could it be in a "funny" slot?
12:24 <@Evilpig> wilpig [12:22 PM]
12:24 <@Evilpig> it's probably /sdb right now
12:24 <@Evilpig> marantz [12:23 PM]
12:24 <@Evilpig> can it be put in sda?
12:25 <@Dagmar> WTF for
12:25 <@oddball> Because... uh.... fuck you.
12:25 <@Evilpig> a usb drive took the place of sda for whatever god damned reason and this fuck isn't getting it
12:25 <@Dagmar> Someone's solving the wrong problem
12:25 <@Dagmar> Mount by UUID.
12:25 <@Dagmar> ...not by device name.
12:25 <@Evilpig> the correct problem involves punting a fucker off the god damned roof
12:25 <@Dagmar> Maybe
12:25 <@oddball> Wait... a usb drive grabbed sda?
12:25 <@Evilpig> yes at boot
12:26 <@oddball> huh
12:26 <@Evilpig> not even a loaded one. just an empty sd reader
12:26 <@Dagmar> This is why you mount by uuid.
12:26 <@Evilpig> uuid won't solve a user fuckup
12:26 <@Dagmar> Yeah it will
12:26 <@oddball> Ok, that's random...
12:26 <@Dagmar> A "user" doesn't need to see /dev/sda
12:26 <@oddball> ++
12:27 <@Dagmar> See also: X-Y problem
12:27 <@oddball> What's next? "sorry, the thumb srive is plugged in to the wrong USB port. Could you plug it into the 2nd one on the left?"
12:28 <@oddball> s/srive/drive
12:28 <@Evilpig> this user was attempting to partition the drive manually because kickstart was returning an error
12:28 <@Dagmar> Oh holy crap
12:28 <@Evilpig> so it's a user problem that began from another problem
12:28 <@Dagmar> It's an X-Y problem
12:28 <@Dagmar> http://xyproblem.info/
12:28 < PigBot> Title: The XY Problem (at xyproblem.info)
12:28 <@Evilpig> if you would have put in your shit a while back this jackass might not be my problem right now
12:29 <@Dagmar> I'd have also been arrested for trying to teach wild ferrets tricks.
12:35 <@Evilpig> I'm highly irritated today and i'm about to blow up at a moron
12:35 <@Evilpig> someone sent this to building security
12:35 <@Evilpig> Security,
12:35 <@Evilpig> Can you please disarm the alarm on the doors to CR5 until further notice? We have to roll 2 cabinets into the DC and do not want to set off the alarm.
12:35 <@Evilpig> Thanks for your cooperation!
12:36 <@Evilpig> now... the alarm goes off if someone attempts to open our door without using an authorized keycard first and will alarm if the door has been open for too long
12:36 <@Evilpig> too long being about a minute.
12:37 <@Evilpig> we had a daft new employee moving a full loaded rack into the computer room by himself and he didn't realize he needed speed to get over the plate for the door jam.
12:38 <@Evilpig> so the correct response from us should have been... send a second person and do it quickly and not be a dumbshit. but nooooooo we have a mid-level useless manager in the making here and i'm ready to snap
12:38 <@Evilpig> this is also igoring the fact that the second the alarm goes off the security dudes just look at the camera for our room and shake their heads while trying not to laugh
13:01 <@Evilpig> brick wall
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13:09 < RangerZ> Dagmar: you can download and install gitlab's software too, if you want your own VCS, etc
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13:16 < aestetix> It's interesting that I can say "gfd" in polite company, but "god fucking damnit" is considered vulgar
13:32 <@Dagmar> RangerZ: Well, I've had SVN and CVS running here before
13:32 <@Dagmar> RangerZ: Okay... Damnit. This still doesn't work and it should
13:33 <@Dagmar> I got a different error this time tho
13:37 <@Dagmar> Okay. Apparently the thing is *real* picky about TTF files
13:37 <@Dagmar> I am not in the mood to install some python thing to refactor the font so I'll just snatch the version out of the latest Ingress apk
13:40 <@Dagmar> Nope. That wasn't it. Still getting Font asset not found fonts/coda.ttf. grrrrr
13:59 <@Dagmar> goddamnit
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14:12 < RangerZ> Dagmar: what are you trying to do?
14:13 < RangerZ> https://www.coursera.org/specialization/mobilecloudcomputing2/36 the new android basics and UI course just started https://www.coursera.org/specialization/mobilecloudcomputing2/36
14:13 < PigBot> Title: Coursera - Specializations (at www.coursera.org)
14:16 <@Dagmar> I found part of the problem
14:16 <@Dagmar> The layout previewer can't handle custom fonts
14:16 <@Dagmar> I have *no* clue WTF is wrong with the rest
14:17 <@Dagmar> Everything says what I'm doing should work fine
14:17 < RangerZ> don't bother with custom fonts
14:17 < RangerZ> until everything else works
14:17 < RangerZ> then 'add' that later
14:17 <@Dagmar> "Everything else" does work at this point.
14:17 < RangerZ> lise
14:17 < RangerZ> lies*
14:17 < RangerZ> lol
14:17 <@Dagmar> I try to change the TextView and it asplodes
14:17 < RangerZ> yeah... :/
14:17 < RangerZ> hold on
14:18 <@Dagmar> It refuses to see the font, despite me having it in both the assets folder and the assets/fonts folder
14:19 <@Dagmar> Hell, I even tried shrinking the problem space by deleting most of the fancy bits and just using one font for the new class
14:19 < RangerZ> http://code.tutsplus.com/tutorials/customize-android-fonts--mobile-1601 this what you doing?
14:20 < RangerZ> OHHH
14:20 < RangerZ> you should unzip the apk, and see if the tff is 'in' the apk
14:20 < RangerZ> b/c it might not be in the executable
14:20 <@Dagmar> It's similar
14:20 <@Dagmar> http://www.techrepublic.com/article/pro-tip-extend-androids-textview-to-use-custom-fonts/ <-- makes it even more straightforward
14:20 < PigBot> Title: Pro tip: Extend Android's TextView to use custom fonts - TechRepublic (at www.techrepublic.com)
14:21 <@Dagmar> ...and I see a BUNCH of other people doing the same thing and it giving them fits
14:21 < RangerZ> apparently in AS you have to use "src/main/assets/"
14:21 <@Dagmar> Yep
14:21 <@Dagmar> Did tha
14:21 <@Dagmar> t
14:22 < RangerZ> you should check to see if the 'asset' exists in the code
14:22 < RangerZ> and log if it is -seen-
14:22 <@Dagmar> buh... what?
14:22 < RangerZ> hold on
14:22 <@Dagmar> http://dagmar.isamotherfucking.ninja/~dagmar/SepticlockWidget <-- I just dragged the entire thing over
14:23 < RangerZ> AssetManager am = getAssets();
14:23 < RangerZ> List mapList = Arrays.asList(am.list(""));
14:23 <@Dagmar> ...so we can eliminate any more questions about where I stuck the font file
14:23 < RangerZ> then list out the mapList, to check to see if asset file is being 'put into' the APK
14:24 < RangerZ> [ Arrays.asList(getResources().getAssets().list("")).contains("myFile") ] should work as a conditional expression too
14:24 <@Dagmar> I can just look into the APK myself for that
14:25 < RangerZ> is it inside the apk?
14:25 <@Dagmar> ...and yes they're in there.
14:26 < RangerZ> then i'd try that code, and see if your java code can see the file
14:26 <@Dagmar> Where should I stick that?
14:26 < RangerZ> before you try to use the file
14:27 < RangerZ> something like... if ( == true) {Log.d("MyClass","AssetFileExists");}
14:28 <@Dagmar> You're using pseudocode in there
14:28 < RangerZ> yeah
14:28 <@Dagmar> I've no idea what MyClass should be, for instance
14:28 < RangerZ> just the name of the class you are in
14:28 <@Dagmar> ...or where that log output will go
14:28 < RangerZ> that will go to the ADB log
14:28 <@Dagmar> ...or what "that expression" is
14:28 < RangerZ> hold on
14:29 < RangerZ> also your project link is dead
14:29 <@Dagmar> hrmmm
14:30 <@Dagmar> Goddamn free dns people
14:30 <@Dagmar> 98.193.176.32
14:30 <@Dagmar> I'll have to fix that later
14:32 <@Dagmar> They changed something at the site that handles the updates
14:32 <@Dagmar> Lemme slap a new perl module into place
14:32 < RangerZ> http://pastebin.com/jrR1i9PH
14:32 < PigBot> Title: [Java] // Change the end to the 'right/exact' file name if ( Arrays.asList(getResource - Pastebin.com (at pastebin.com)
14:32 < RangerZ> that will work in an activity
14:33 < RangerZ> in a 'widget' I'm not 100% sure
14:33 < RangerZ> that'll pop up a Toast if the file exists
14:34 <@Dagmar> It's definitely in the apk
14:34 <@Evilpig> Dolemite: i'm trying to watch "a touch of cloth" again and it might even be too dumb for me
14:35 <@Dolemite> I told you it was goofball as hell
14:35 <@Dolemite> Basically a raunchier version of Naked Gun
14:36 <@Evilpig> goofball doesn't even cover it. this makes naked gun like high drama
14:36 <@Dagmar> RangerZ: I do appreciate the assistance but there's a possibility my brain is fried since I've been slogging through this since 4am
14:36 <@Dolemite> I loved all of the signs they posted in the background
14:36 <@Dagmar> I just took out all the custom font bits (that terrifyingly, actually make sense now) and the damn thing goes right back to working
14:36 <@Evilpig> the shit like that have cracked me up but trying to stay in the story is impossible
14:37 <@Dolemite> What episode are you in?
14:37 <@Evilpig> s02e01
14:37 <@Evilpig> the bank robbery
14:37 < RangerZ> Dagmar: I'd backup that version then, and then get some sleep, lol
14:37 <@Dolemite> So has Amy Pond entered the scene, yet?
14:37 <@Evilpig> I don't think so
14:37 <@Dagmar> I can just about type all this stuff in from memory now
14:37 <@Dagmar> ...but it's definitely naptime
14:37 <@Evilpig> only half paying attention
14:38 <@Dolemite> Evilpig: She gets the majority of the sexual innuendo lines in Season 2
14:38 <@Dolemite> or wait, no, she's in Season 3
14:38 <@Evilpig> I laughed at the bank had to close the vault to keep the loose piles of cash from just blwoing around when a breeze kicked up
14:38 <@Evilpig> and the code for teh vault... twenty two, two, two hundred twenty two, two, two, and.... two
14:38 <@Dagmar> Once I get the damn font thing working, provided I don't have to turn the app isnide out to actually change the text label every second, there's *maybe* four hours of work (it would be one if I knew more)
14:39 <@Dolemite> The Medical Examiner definitely has some great lines
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14:41 <@Evilpig> okay that just made me lol
14:41 <@Evilpig> dude in the graveyard
14:41 <@Evilpig> "trimming the garden"
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14:43 <@Dolemite> ok, gotta run home and grab Pamela's car to take it to the dumb asses that we paid $427 to fix the blower motor on her heater... they didn't put the dash back together correctly, so there's an airflow blockage. Barely any air on the driver side.
14:43 <@Evilpig> doh!
14:44 <@Dolemite> later
15:14 <@shapr> OH HAI THAR PEEPLES
15:27 * Evilpig pisses on shapr's leg
15:39 * Dickie pisses on shapr's leg, too
15:39 <@Dickie> We like to have fun here.
15:42 <@Evilpig> wtf dickie?
15:42 * Evilpig pisses on shapr's leg again
15:42 * Evilpig growls at Dickie
15:45 <@Dickie> Ah, message received.
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16:03 < aestetix> man
16:03 < aestetix> it is really hard not to call fauxminists feminazis
16:03 <@oddball> Because that's what they are?
16:07 < aestetix> https://twitter.com/aestetix/status/555107518331256832
16:07 < PigBot> Title: aestetix on Twitter: "@NatDudley @sfslim We put a *lot* of thought into it. Happy to chat more over email if you want. :)" (at twitter.com)
16:07 < aestetix> I had a feeling this was going to be dodgy when my twitter filter blocked one of her responses
16:09 < aestetix> The suggestions are decent, but they command a large and organized crew
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16:19 < aestetix> yeah
16:19 < aestetix> http://conference.hopper.org.nz/#coc
16:19 < PigBot> Title: Conference Diversity 101 (at conference.hopper.org.nz)
16:19 < aestetix> this seems to be written by someone who has spoken a bunch and attended a bunch, but maybe not organized a bunch
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16:35 < aestetix> oddball: it reminds me of something my dad taught me years ago
16:35 < aestetix> Three words: Get. Over. It.
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16:40 <@oddball> aestetix: See... most conferences I go to tend to simply have a "don't be an asshole" clause... and that seems to work.
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16:41 < aestetix> yep
16:42 < aestetix> also most conferences don't have a staff on hand to make balloon animals for the kids in childcare
16:42 < aestetix> because they don't have a fucking childcare
16:42 <@oddball> right
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17:12 < aestetix> wow
17:12 < aestetix> http://mondoweiss.net/2015/01/why-i-am-not-charlie
17:12 < PigBot> Title: Why I am not Charlie Mondoweiss (at mondoweiss.net)
17:12 < aestetix> this is quite a good piece
17:13 <@shapr> who been peeing on my leg?
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17:13 <@Evilpig> dickie did. the fuck
17:14 <@Dickie> it's raining
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17:16 <@Evilpig> sdodson_: show off
17:16 <@Evilpig> @2606:a000:110d:c03b:5528:4d33:5352:4a12
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17:25 < RangerZ> aestetix: I don't agree at all, I have, and should have, the right to blaspheme and upset any religious person
17:25 < aestetix> That wasn't the point of the article.
17:25 < RangerZ> but its the root underlying principle
17:25 < RangerZ> that and "don't do it b/c its dangerous"
17:26 < aestetix> The point was that a bunch of folks are saying "I am charlie" to pretend to be in solidarity when it is easy and noncommittal
17:26 < RangerZ> are the ONLY two arguements for being for censorship
17:26 < RangerZ> aestetix: of course they are
17:26 < RangerZ> thats society today
17:26 < aestetix> And the article was coming out against that pretending.
17:29 < RangerZ> hmm, perhaps I read the first Par, and didn't get the sense from it, but I'm fine with people joining the cause even if it is 'easy'
17:29 < RangerZ> and honestly I'm about to nap
17:29 < RangerZ> lol
17:29 < aestetix> easy and meaningless
17:29 < RangerZ> but I don't care if people are doing it right now b/c its the 'easy' thing to do
17:29 < RangerZ> its NOT meaningless
17:29 < RangerZ> thats my point
17:30 < RangerZ> the march in slema wasn't the first march
17:32 < RangerZ> wow... kinda nodded off there for a few seconds... but anyways... Showing that much popular support is benefitical optics, if for nothing else
17:33 < RangerZ> i would have loved to see that much support for OWS even if it was only 1 day
17:33 < RangerZ> would have made arguements easier
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18:53 <@Dagmar> It *should* be easy to protest terrorists.
18:53 <@Dagmar> We *far* outnumber those fuckers.
18:53 <@Dagmar> ...and the message will always be clear... "We are not afraid of shits like you."
18:59 <@Dagmar> what the fuck
18:59 <@Dagmar> Afraid.org's DNS plans are looney
19:00 <@Dagmar> I can just go host a fuckin' domain with Dreamhost for a bit more than their cheapest plan ($60/month)
19:00 <@Dagmar> I'll be sticking with the free option
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19:10 <@Dagmar> *blinkblink*
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19:49 < Evilpig_> I just got a virgil link... https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Aonion.city
19:49 < PigBot> Title: site:onion.city - Google Search (at www.google.com)
19:50 <@Dagmar> That's definitely odd
19:51 < Evilpig_> "Virgil Griffith: I have a new toy.
19:51 < Evilpig_> Virgil Griffith: you can now search the onion dark-net on GOOG
19:51 < Evilpig_> "
19:55 < RangerZ> Google's gTLDs went public today
19:55 < RangerZ> if I read the headline correct and then skipped over it... lol
20:02 < aestetix> RangerZ: go back to sleep
20:02 < aestetix> god what the fuck
20:03 < aestetix> how do these people call this shit music
20:03 < aestetix> ghetto rap blaring in my window
20:03 < RangerZ> a large part of it is that it -does- blare in your window
20:03 < RangerZ> http://www.businessinsider.com/burger-king-chicken-nuggets-on-sale-2015-1
20:03 < RangerZ> ok... fuck that site
20:04 < aestetix> it's really fucking loud
20:04 < aestetix> and usually you can tell the sound system is worth more than the car
20:04 < RangerZ1> that site won't let me grab the scroll bar with my mouse and scroll down
20:04 < RangerZ1> some CSS or some other BS changes the page's sizes, etc
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20:10 < RangerZ1> https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/charlie-hebdo-cover.jpg if anyone wanted to, but hadn't seen it yet
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20:15 <@Dagmar> So... a million copies of that are going out? Good.
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20:31 < RangerZ> 3 million supposedly
20:33 <@Dagmar> I know Google fronted the money for one million printed copies.
20:33 <@Dagmar> I don't know who else might have done so
20:34 <@Dagmar> Tonight I will _crush_ that font issue
20:34 <@Dagmar> I found a fontable textView package someone exported that can just be imported as a module
20:35 <@Dagmar> Up to and including caching the fonts.
20:43 < RangerZ> watch out, apparently there is a GC issue with fonts
20:43 <@Dagmar> This is the reason you cache them.
20:43 <@Dagmar> I saw that mentioned about a dozen times.
20:43 < RangerZ> so fonts should be constructed as singletons
20:43 < RangerZ> yeah
20:43 <@Dagmar> I have gained a pretty detailed knowledge of this specific bit of Android codery
20:44 <@Dagmar> hehe
20:44 <@Dagmar> I spent fuckin' hours and hours digging around
20:44 <@Dagmar> I might well suck at Java, but by the time I had to hit the sack this morning, I actually understood all the shit I was invoking.
20:44 <@Dagmar> It's why I was getting so pissed at it.
20:44 <@Dagmar> If the importable module doesn't work, *I'm* actually going to post to Stack Overflow
20:45 <@Dagmar> 'cuz there is something deeply wrong with whatever the fuck AS is going.
20:45 <@Dagmar> er doing.
20:47 < RangerZ> AS shouldn't have been made 1.0 yet....
20:48 < RangerZ> yes, its not 'buggy' , but a lot of things don't work they way human beings would expect, lol
20:48 <@Dagmar> I get the feeling that whatever prevents the layout rendering widget from reading the fonts may be affecting whether or not the code builds
20:48 <@Dagmar> Is there perhaps a way to dump the asset search path?
20:50 <@opticron> it's usually a sibling directory to res, iirc
20:50 <@opticron> not sure how to dump it
20:51 <@Dagmar> So it's definitely just /assets then?
20:51 <@opticron> it was when I was using Android Studio earlier today
20:51 <@Dagmar> I tried just about every obvious thing, including using an all-lowercase font, putting a copy in both /assets and /assets/fonts, and using a font file that I know works becuase I pulled it straight out of another APK
20:51 <@opticron> it can probably be moved
20:52 < RangerZ> no
20:52 < RangerZ> you can't move things now
20:52 <@Dagmar> I half wonder if it's not looking in the root of the project by mistake or something
20:52 < RangerZ> b/c of gradle
20:52 <@opticron> ah
20:52 < RangerZ> Dagmar: if you can verify that the code can see the asset file (via what I said earlier) then its a View issue
20:53 < RangerZ> but it could still be an issue of you not 'getting' the asset file correctly
20:53 < RangerZ> until you can read the file, and print out its size, I'd guess you aren't getting the file's access 'right'
20:54 <@Dagmar> Unless SElinux is fucking it over I don't see how that could be happening.
20:54 <@Dagmar> One of the first things I did was to tell it to generate a signed APK and then I took that apart
20:54 <@Dagmar> Like... nope. Font file is definitely getting deployed in there.
20:55 < RangerZ> 'deployed' and 'accessing it properly' 2 different thing
20:55 < RangerZ> things*
21:02 <@opticron> anyway, I built up something with an html file in assets just yesterday and I have it functioning as expected, but I've never dealt with custom fonts
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21:04 <@Dagmar> Give it a host
21:04 <@Dagmar> er shot
21:05 <@opticron> I'll give it a shot when I get back to that box tomorrow
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21:32 < RangerZ> opticron:no no no...give it a host , lol
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21:56 * RangerZ appoligizes for that bad joke... but for some reason I still find it really amusing...
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21:59 <@SuMo_D> ello
21:59 < RangerZ> lol
21:59 < RangerZ> hey
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22:06 < RangerZ> hows the kids teaching and projects, etc
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22:14 < aestetix> I want to teach kids
22:21 < RangerZ> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cDWKjs30H8 [Don’t Freak Out But... Angry Germans Are Massing In The Streets]
22:21 < PigBot> Title: Don’t Freak Out But Angry Germans Are Massing In The Streets - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
22:21 < RangerZ> ohh nice, new bot
22:21 < RangerZ> PigBot kick aestetix
22:21 < PigBot> RangerZ: Error: You don't have the #se2600,op capability. If you think that you should have this capability, be sure that you are identified before trying again. The 'whoami' command can tell you if you're identified.
22:22 < RangerZ> b/c he can't touch children, and thats where his teaching them would go... or him teaching them about anal
22:29 < aestetix> no
22:29 < aestetix> hahah
22:29 < aestetix> PigBot: op aestetix
22:29 < PigBot> aestetix: Error: You don't have the #se2600,op capability. If you think that you should have this capability, be sure that you are identified before trying again. The 'whoami' command can tell you if you're identified.
22:30 < aestetix> PigBot: help
22:30 < PigBot> aestetix: (help [] []) -- This command gives a useful description of what does. is only necessary if the command is in more than one plugin.
22:30 < aestetix> PigBot: list
22:30 < PigBot> aestetix: Admin, Channel, Config, Misc, Owner, URL, User, and Web
22:30 < aestetix> PigBot: config
22:30 < PigBot> aestetix: (config []) -- If is given, sets the value of to . Otherwise, returns the current value of . You may omit the leading "supybot." in the name if you so choose.
22:30 < aestetix> hmm
22:30 < aestetix> PigBot: help admin
22:30 < PigBot> aestetix: Error: There is no command "admin".
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22:31 < aestetix> PigBot: say
22:31 < PigBot> aestetix: Error: "say" is not a valid command.
22:31 < aestetix> PigBot: slist commands
22:31 < PigBot> aestetix: Error: "slist" is not a valid command.
22:31 < aestetix> PigBot: list commands
22:31 < PigBot> aestetix: Error: 'commands' is not a valid plugin.
22:32 < aestetix> Evilpig_: your bot is defective
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22:36 < RangerZ> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5V3O-COWMY
22:36 < PigBot> Title: Marijuana is as Dangerous as Heroin (According to Obama) - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
22:36 < RangerZ> nope its working... got the name of that url
22:36 < RangerZ> thats all the bo needs to do
22:42 < Evilpig_> pretty sure it's set just to get url headers so it's working perfectly
22:42 < RangerZ> Its horrible that Ultra-Orthadox Puritinism in Islam lead their newspaper to photoshop Angela Merkel out of the march in France
22:42 < RangerZ> Sorry Jeudism* That was an Isreali newspaper
22:43 < RangerZ> ;)
22:51 < aestetix> oh wow
22:51 < aestetix> http://i.imgur.com/EPtrNXP.jpg
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23:03 <@SuMo_D> RangerZ its rad
23:03 <@SuMo_D> kids rule
23:03 <@SuMo_D> I went to see the "trade show" of middle school ideas today - check them out here - you guys can still "invest" in them :) http://mvadinvestor.weebly.com/invest-now.html
23:03 <@SuMo_D> They'd love to hear your comments too
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23:15 < Evilpig_> SuMo_D: I assume comments like "this looks like it was drawn by a child" wouldn't be helpful? heh
23:15 <@SuMo_D> lol, maybe have you thought about ways to improve your designs :P might be better
23:16 < Evilpig_> "wtf is a circler window?"
23:17 <@SuMo_D> ask them
23:17 <@SuMo_D> :P
23:17 <@SuMo_D> they're 11
23:17 <@SuMo_D> they might have thought it was a cool new take on circles
23:17 < Evilpig_> "People will love this museum because it features the Indian culture, Food, and Clothing." we talking woo woo or dot indians?
23:18 < Evilpig_> I've got nothing good to offer but I could probably make a few kids cry
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23:22 <@Dagmar> Those people are *high*
23:23 < RangerZ> Evilpig_: I wouldn't give you the compliment of saying you throw like a girl
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23:24 < RangerZ> b/c the 12 year old female pitcher of the little league world series pitches in the 70+ MPH range
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23:24 <@Dagmar> They're seriously asking for a million dollars to develop a child's toy
23:25 < Evilpig_> fake money, but yup
23:25 < RangerZ> 3 mil for the Indian museum
23:26 < Evilpig_> http://shipyourenemiesglitter.com/
23:26 < PigBot> Title: Ship Your Enemies Glitter (at shipyourenemiesglitter.com)
23:26 < RangerZ> HAHAHAHA
23:26 < Evilpig_> "Purchasing has been temporarily suspended. You guys have a sick fascination with shipping people glitter."
23:27 <@Dagmar> DAMNIT!
23:27 < RangerZ> not that I would have sent Dagmar Glitter or anything...
23:27 < RangerZ> it would go *great* with his black wordrobe
23:27 < Evilpig_> I was thinking about sending it to the receptionist at the main office
23:27 < RangerZ> wardrobe*
23:28 <@Dagmar> This is the reason I open strange packages very carefully.
23:28 < RangerZ> Why are you so obsessed with glitter?
23:28 < RangerZ> Go fuck yourself.
23:28 < RangerZ> LOL
23:30 <@Dagmar> There are two things one should never allow into your car or home. Glitter and airsoft pellets.
23:30 < RangerZ> why the pellets?
23:31 <@Dagmar> They are also impossible to ever get completely free of.
23:31 < RangerZ> ehh... can't be as bad as the mormons who lived in my apartment
23:31 < RangerZ> -_-
23:32 <@Dagmar> Do the mormons make a weird rattling sound when they get sucked up in your vacuum cleaner?
23:32 < RangerZ> apartment building* not -my- apartment
23:32 < Evilpig_> Dagmar: I'm not sure but i'd like to find out.
23:32 <@klixa> so you wouldnt giver her a ride then Dagmar ? https://i.imgur.com/9Fdhk.gif
23:32 < RangerZ> Dagmar: actually yes... its kinda weird
23:32 <@Dagmar> klixa: nope
23:32 < RangerZ> their magic underwear clogs the HEPA filter
23:33 <@klixa> damn. this anti glitter thing is serious.
23:33 <@Dagmar> klixa: Strippers are only for looking at. No touchy.
23:34 < RangerZ> klixa: I'm guessing wallstreet got bored and put food coloring in the coke they are going to snort off the hookers
23:34 <@klixa> i know i wouldnt wanna touch a stripper... i know what they do
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23:35 < RangerZ> the call center I worked at had a stripper club's girls come in and give all the guys working lap dances one night
23:35 <@klixa> every stripper i have known personally was also a prostitute
23:36 < RangerZ> the one guy there was dating one of the girls, and she brought her friends with her
23:36 < RangerZ> "dating" = actually dating, but he spent buckets of money on her
23:36 < RangerZ> so gold-digger, lol
23:36 <@klixa> she might have liked him, you never know
23:36 < Evilpig_> ROFL http://geekologie.com/2015/01/so-that-exists-a-giant-pikachu-tailbuttp.php
23:36 < PigBot> Title: So That Exists: A Giant Pikachu Tail/Buttplug Combo | Geekologie (at geekologie.com)
23:37 < RangerZ> the thing is... Evilpig_ just ordered one of them
23:40 <@Dagmar> Man...
23:40 <@Dagmar> I follow the Dalai Lama on G+ and there's this picture...
23:40 <@Dagmar> I like the guy but I *really* want to post "So macaroni art isn't just a jewish thing, then?"
23:41 < RangerZ> Dagmar: watch out... the Secret Service is going to show up with 'questions' for you about your posts one day
23:41 < RangerZ> lol
23:41 <@Dagmar> Nah, not for him
23:42 <@Dagmar> He's literally the coolest religious figure alive
23:42 < RangerZ> no, if Mitt Romney wins in 2016
23:42 < RangerZ> lol
23:42 <@Dagmar> Romney can kiss my ass if he has a problem withit.
23:42 < RangerZ> Current Pope is coming up fast on #2
23:42 <@Dagmar> Nature has seen fit to provide me with not one, but *two* butt cheeks so there will never be a long line waiting.
23:42 <@Dagmar> Yeah, the new pope freaks me out
23:43 < RangerZ> instead of previous catholic priests teaching choir boys to come up fast on #2
23:43 < RangerZ> (yeah... I should have worded the first part a little better for the 2nd part to be funnier)
23:43 < RangerZ> (didn't think of it until I hit enter on the first part, lol)
23:44 < RangerZ> but yeah, he is even going to push for climate change treaties
23:44 < RangerZ> can't wait for the repubilcan congress to 'fast track' treaty approval to Obama on that one like they want to do on Trade... :/
23:46 <@Dagmar> Well, at this point, the Catholic Church has probebly figured out that being demonstratably wrong hurts their parishoner's faith in them.
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23:46 <@Dagmar> ...and being wrong about that could pretty much wipe out most religions.
23:46 <@Dagmar> Just because the Pope is supposed to be infallible is no reason to reject reality.
23:47 < RangerZ> shh
23:47 < RangerZ> lol
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23:51 <@SuMo_D> Evilpig they need critical feedback too
23:51 <@SuMo_D> just say what you gotta say
23:51 <@SuMo_D> and glitter is amazing
23:52 * SuMo_D is made of glitter and crazy
23:52 < RangerZ> Dagmar: don't know if I told you before... but I got a customer REALLY PISSED at me when I worked at SunCoast back in the day... He kept telling me how great Ben Hur, the 10 commandments, etc, were... and I told him "I appreciate that sir, but I'm not a fan of Christian Mythology"
23:52 < RangerZ> apparently he didn't like that ....phrasing...
23:52 < RangerZ> lol
23:53 <@Dagmar> None of them do.
23:53 < RangerZ> SuMo_D: you're made of more than glitter and crazy
23:53 <@SuMo_D> probably
23:53 <@SuMo_D> and I'm ok with that
23:54 < RangerZ> sarcasm and attitude are in there somewhere...
23:54 < RangerZ> perhaps even Love for Glitter, Crazy, Sarcasm, and Attitude
23:54 < RangerZ> lol
23:56 <@SuMo_D> sure
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