--- Log opened Wed Nov 12 00:00:30 2014 00:30 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 00:30 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 00:30 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 00:35 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 250 seconds] 01:12 -!- sasquatc4 [~sasquatc4@73.181.12.16] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 01:14 <@wilpig> I feel dirty now 01:17 -!- sasquatc4 [~sasquatc4@73.181.12.16] has joined #se2600 01:18 -!- northrup [northrup@link.8bitwizard.net] has quit [Quit: Gotta see a man about a thing...] 01:19 -!- northrup [northrup@link.8bitwizard.net] has joined #se2600 01:19 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o northrup] by ChanServ 02:37 < aestetix> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dFKzSifjl8 03:42 < aestetix> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flatulist 04:03 -!- eryc [~eric@unaffiliated/internetjanitor] has quit [Ping timeout: 255 seconds] 04:05 -!- eryc [~eric@unaffiliated/internetjanitor] has joined #se2600 04:06 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o eryc] by ChanServ 04:49 -!- notfie-- [~fie@ip68-111-116-14.fv.ks.cox.net] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 04:49 -!- notfie-- [~fie@ip68-111-116-14.fv.ks.cox.net] has joined #se2600 06:12 -!- k3ymkr [~KeyMaker@gateway/tor-sasl/k3ymkr] has quit [Ping timeout: 250 seconds] 06:14 -!- k3ymkr [~KeyMaker@gateway/tor-sasl/k3ymkr] has joined #se2600 07:25 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez! 07:27 -!- stowbari [~Stowbari@cpe-184-56-99-238.neo.res.rr.com] has joined #se2600 07:29 <@Dolemite> Yay! After tomorrow we can start talking about the details of the new supercomputer. No more pretending that the worst kept secret at ORNL is still a secret! 07:31 <@Dolemite> Er, nope, have to wait until Monday. 07:33 < RangerZ1> Dolemite: yes yes yes.... just b/c they put a dedicated laptop in the one bathroom for you... doesn't make it a 'super' computer 07:33 < RangerZ1> hehe 07:35 <@Dolemite> No, no, no, you misheard. 07:35 <@Dolemite> That's my pooper computer 08:04 -!- RangerZ1 [~rangerz@c-69-137-107-2.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 08:11 -!- CRasH180 [~CRasH180@pdpc/supporter/silver/CRasH180] has joined #se2600 08:11 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o CRasH180] by ChanServ 08:13 <@CRasH180> Good morning everyone 08:26 <@wilpig> weird band I saw last night. still not sure what to make of them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkDtlGr8I7c&index=5&list=PL29D2F28D0811C0EF#t=75 08:26 <@GateKeeper> Title: Downtown Brown - I Got A Poot In My Boot - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 08:27 -!- stowbari [~Stowbari@cpe-184-56-99-238.neo.res.rr.com] has quit [Quit: Leaving.] 08:36 <@CRasH180> The first thing you should not do is trade shoes with them 08:37 <@CRasH180> or, boots in this case 08:56 <@wilpig> after listening to this playlist for the last 20 minutes or so I think i'm gonna add some of this to the playlist on my phone. it really isn't bad 09:02 <@wilpig> they finally finished this. nice. http://www.texmurphy.com/ 09:02 <@GateKeeper> Title: Tesla Effect: A Tex Murphy Adventure available now on Steam, Good Old Games, Humble, Mac Game Store, and Amazon (at www.texmurphy.com) 09:02 <@wilpig> gonna have to get the current humble bundle so I can play it 09:08 <@wilpig> free game. https://www.humblebundle.com/?gift=retmUky3CVGU8bUP 09:08 <@GateKeeper> Title: Insurgency (at www.humblebundle.com) 09:11 <@wilpig> wow.... http://geekologie.com/2014/11/what-happens-when-you-try-to-unblock-a-b.php 09:11 <@GateKeeper> Title: What Happens When You Try To Unblock A Bullet Stuck In Your Gun By Firing More Bullets | Geekologie (at geekologie.com) 09:13 <@Bahhumbug> wilpig: Thanks :) 09:16 <@CRasH180> I saw that in the Humble Bundle 09:16 <@CRasH180> Got some pretty good games through some of the early humble bundles 09:19 -!- CRasH181 [~CRasH180@131.94.186.143] has joined #se2600 09:22 -!- CRasH180 [~CRasH180@pdpc/supporter/silver/CRasH180] has quit [Ping timeout: 264 seconds] 09:26 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 09:26 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 09:28 -!- spaceB0x [~spaceB0x@68.71.102.20] has joined #se2600 09:35 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 09:36 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 09:36 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 09:40 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 264 seconds] 09:47 -!- benthemeek1 [~Thunderbi@zixgateway02.nhccare.com] has quit [Quit: benthemeek1] 09:48 -!- PeteDaGuru [~PeteDaGur@wsip-24-120-156-71.lv.lv.cox.net] has joined #se2600 09:50 -!- PeteDaGuru [~PeteDaGur@wsip-24-120-156-71.lv.lv.cox.net] has quit [Client Quit] 09:53 -!- i2871blh [~benthemee@c-98-211-6-177.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 09:54 -!- i2871blh [~benthemee@c-98-211-6-177.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Client Quit] 09:56 -!- CRasH181 is now known as CRasH180 10:01 -!- CRasH180 [~CRasH180@131.94.186.143] has quit [Changing host] 10:01 -!- CRasH180 [~CRasH180@pdpc/supporter/silver/CRasH180] has joined #se2600 10:01 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o CRasH180] by ChanServ 10:02 -!- spaceB0x [~spaceB0x@68.71.102.20] has quit [Ping timeout: 244 seconds] 10:25 -!- benthemeek [~benthemee@c-98-211-6-177.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 10:25 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o benthemeek] by ChanServ 10:32 -!- benthemeek [~benthemee@c-98-211-6-177.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: WeeChat 0.3.8] 10:35 -!- spaceB0x [~spaceB0x@68.71.102.20] has joined #se2600 10:43 -!- benthemeek [~benthemee@c-98-211-6-177.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 10:43 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o benthemeek] by ChanServ 10:47 -!- klixa11 [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has quit [Quit: quit] 11:04 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has joined #se2600 11:04 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o klixa] by ChanServ 11:06 -!- klixa is now known as klixa11 11:07 <@CRasH180> Does anyone know anything about creating a Java Key Store for a cert to make an SSL connection? 11:14 <@Dolemite> Ugh. I used to. Gladly purged that section of my memory ages ago. 11:15 <@CRasH180> heh 11:15 <@CRasH180> Yeah, not that I want to know myself 11:16 <@Dolemite> Man, nothing epitomizes that paradox of the scalding hot bowl full of cold ass food like leftover chicken and dumplings in the microwave. 11:27 <@Dolemite> http://www.literaryreview.co.uk/badsexshortlist2014.php 11:27 <@GateKeeper> Title: Literary Review - Britain's best loved literary magazine (at www.literaryreview.co.uk) 11:28 <@Dolemite> Bah. That doesn't really tell you much. It's 2014's list of the worst written sex scenes in fiction. 11:28 <@Dolemite> As opposed to the worst sex scenes in non-fiction, or as we call it, the Biography of Wilpig 11:29 <@wilpig> You have to have sex in order for it to be the worst. thank you very much. 11:30 < aestetix> penis 11:39 <@wilpig> hahaha http://time.com/3576870/worst-words-poll-2014/ 11:39 <@wilpig> everyone pick "feminist" 12:14 < aestetix> "bae" 12:14 < aestetix> I have never heard that 12:15 < scoob> oh wow 12:15 < scoob> that survey 12:15 <@wilpig> time really isn't relevant anymore 12:16 <@wilpig> and the whole banning of a word is ridiculous to boot 12:16 < scoob> I assume it's legally bining 12:16 < scoob> binding 12:16 < scoob> haha it defines each of the term 12:16 < scoob> terms 12:16 <@wilpig> I just think it would be hilarious and would get the feminists all frothed up 12:16 < aestetix> 39% agree 12:23 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@23-127-176-185.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 12:23 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 12:48 < aestetix> oh FFS 12:48 < aestetix> the jackhammer is back 12:55 <@wilpig> i thought it was a sex hammer? 12:58 <@shapr> YOW 12:58 <@shapr> GOOD MORNING! 12:58 <@shapr> it's still morning for two minutes here 13:03 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@23-127-176-185.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 13:07 < aestetix> you know 13:07 < aestetix> I can't wait until there is some big drama involving water 13:07 < aestetix> so that people will be forced to call it watergate 13:08 <@Shadow404> heh 13:08 < aestetix> I wonder how many kids won't even understand what watergate was 13:20 <@Dickie> When I moved here, I made a friend with a kid who was homeschooled 13:20 <@Dickie> In casual conversation, I brought up the Red Scare 13:20 <@Dickie> He had no idea what I was talking about 13:20 -!- benthemeek [~benthemee@c-98-211-6-177.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: WeeChat 0.3.8] 13:20 <@Dickie> "McCarthy?" "Uh...nope?" 13:21 <@Dickie> 19 years old at the time. I hope he's read a book by now. 13:22 -!- benthemeek [~benthemee@c-98-211-6-177.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 13:22 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o benthemeek] by ChanServ 13:35 -!- klixa11 [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds] 13:39 < aestetix> Uh 13:40 < aestetix> Well to be fair McCarthy was the second red scare 13:40 < aestetix> but point made 13:40 < aestetix> Dickie: actually if you read the details about how McCarthy fell, it says a lot about modern politics. 13:41 < aestetix> Because McCarthy actually had like 90% public support until he went after a military officer 13:52 <@Dickie> I lump them together as a concept 13:52 <@Dickie> But the "events", yeah. I get'cha 13:53 <@Dickie> It's cool if you fuck up other people's lives until you try to fuck up someone I like. 13:53 <@Dickie> Politics! 13:57 <@Dickie> It's probably better to refer to that era as "McCarthyism" because, though it was a Red Scare, it was completely bonkers in comparison. 14:02 <@Dickie> He owned that shit 14:02 <@Dickie> Now I'm going to say "poop" a few times 14:02 <@Dickie> poop poop 14:02 <@Dickie> poop 14:02 <@Dickie> poop 14:02 <@Dickie> Carry on. 14:21 < aestetix> Dickie: do you like pooping? 14:32 <@Dickie> Beats the alternative 14:48 <@CRasH180> Kepp this shit in the pottie! Not in the channel 14:48 <@CRasH180> Well, now that I said it, I guess I just smeared the whole channel 15:15 <@oddball> http://www.dailydawdle.com/2010/08/cat-says-im-pooping-pic.html 15:15 <@GateKeeper> Title: Cat says "I'm poopin" (Pic) | Daily Dawdle (at www.dailydawdle.com) 15:15 -!- spaceB0x [~spaceB0x@68.71.102.20] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 15:17 -!- spaceB0x [~spaceB0x@68.71.102.20] has joined #se2600 15:35 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has joined #se2600 15:35 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o klixa] by ChanServ 15:58 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@74.255.70.230] has joined #se2600 15:58 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 16:08 -!- CRasH180 [~CRasH180@pdpc/supporter/silver/CRasH180] has quit [Quit: Leaving] 16:13 -!- RangerZ [~rangerz@c-69-137-107-2.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 16:17 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@74.255.70.230] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 16:17 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@74.255.70.230] has joined #se2600 16:17 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 16:22 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@74.255.70.230] has quit [Ping timeout: 256 seconds] 16:24 -!- spaceB0x [~spaceB0x@68.71.102.20] has quit [Quit: Nettalk6 - www.ntalk.de] 16:28 < RangerZ> jesus fucking christ... got damn corporations pushing out buggy software 16:28 -!- spaceB0x [~spaceB0x@68.71.102.20] has joined #se2600 16:28 < RangerZ> assassin's creed unity is buggy even on the fucking consoles 16:39 < ware> NotLarry: looking good man 16:39 < ware> bike is sweet 16:40 < ware> my boss and alan are apparently old friends 16:40 < ware> is Dagmar still over there? 16:41 <@Dickie> RangerZ: stable release is DLC 16:55 <@Dagmar> ware: Nope. ..and I doubt alan will stick around for very long once he realizes how broken the place has become. 16:55 < ware> seemed like he already recognized it 17:04 <@Dagmar> Good for him 17:05 <@Dagmar> I know he went to Cali for a bit and then came back within the same month I left 17:05 <@Dagmar> I figured he would not be there long after he got wind of the crap they were pulling. 17:09 <@NotLarry> ware: thanks. I'm having fun with the scooter 17:09 <@NotLarry> The job is weird right now though. 17:17 -!- klixa is now known as klixa11 17:19 <@NotLarry> Interviewed this afternoon for a Facilities Analyst position... "Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Out on parole..." 17:25 <@shapr> ouch 17:27 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@74.255.70.230] has joined #se2600 17:27 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 17:35 -!- benthemeek [~benthemee@c-98-211-6-177.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 17:38 <@Bahhumbug> Dagmar: You left Vandy? 17:41 -!- benthemeek [~benthemee@c-98-211-6-177.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 17:42 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o benthemeek] by ChanServ 17:52 -!- spaceB0x [~spaceB0x@68.71.102.20] has quit [Ping timeout: 256 seconds] 17:56 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@74.255.70.230] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 17:56 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@74.255.70.230] has joined #se2600 17:56 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 17:57 -!- RangerZ [~rangerz@c-69-137-107-2.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: Leaving.] 17:59 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@74.255.70.230] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 18:00 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@74.255.70.230] has joined #se2600 18:00 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 18:03 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@74.255.70.230] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 18:05 < aestetix> vagina 18:05 < aestetix> ware: how's the cow tipping? 18:06 <@Dagmar> BahHumbug: Oh hell yes. 18:06 <@Dagmar> I had had _enough_ of their insanity 18:06 <@Dagmar> It was leave or sue, and possibly both 18:06 < aestetix> Dagmar: where are you now? 18:07 <@Dagmar> At home. Getting back into the habit of sleeping. 18:07 <@Dagmar> At the "proper" hours and everything. 18:07 < aestetix> was there a tipping point? 18:07 <@Dagmar> There were manu 18:08 <@Dagmar> er... many. I'm just very, very ctubborn about giving up on something I'd spent nearly 10 years with 18:09 <@Dagmar> They should have _absolutely not_ been lying to employees about the reorganizations and reassessments. 18:09 <@Dagmar> ITS should have _absolutely not_ been trying to eliminate Linux from the infrastructure _by attrition_. 18:09 <@Bahhumbug> No wonder you're not psychotic any longer. 18:09 < aestetix> Why would they eliminate Linux? 18:09 <@wilpig> aestetix: microsoft 18:09 <@Dagmar> Because they're fucking idiots and the manager in charge of that particular political camp is fucking terrified of Linux 18:10 < aestetix> wilpig: microsoft is not free, linux is 18:10 <@Dagmar> With Microsoft they can bring consultants in and spend a whole shit ton of money and when something fucks up they can pick up the phone and call for help and immediately tell their bosses "We're now waiting on Microsoft to fix it." 18:11 <@wilpig> aestetix: in academia and in many corporate environments the amount you pay for something determines the quality of it. the more you pay the better it must be 18:11 <@Dagmar> With Linux, they just get these weird people who keep weird hours and do weird things and use big words and when something breaks... oh no nevermind it's already fixed, but they used big words again. 18:11 < aestetix> wilpig: by that logic they must be in favor of legalizing prostitution 18:11 <@Dagmar> No, they'll just rape freshmen instead 18:12 <@Bahhumbug> Dagmar: How long were you at Vandy? 18:12 <@wilpig> aestetix: they just paid something like $200k to replace opendcim with this software called trellis that doesn't do many of the things that opendcim did just because that's what the hospital uses and it runs on microsoft 18:13 <@Bahhumbug> trellis used to be absolute crap. 18:13 <@Dagmar> Bahhumbug: This month would have been ten years. 18:13 <@wilpig> iirc it runs on oracle and they don't have any way to deal with the db directly and aren't licensed for it, etc. 18:13 < aestetix> oh god 18:13 < aestetix> oracle is even worse than microsoft 18:13 <@wilpig> Bahhumbug: it still is. but it's gonna talk to the air handlers for monitoring! 18:14 <@Bahhumbug> Sure. 18:14 <@Bahhumbug> :) 18:14 <@wilpig> don't need that department on campus that does that anymore. 18:14 <@wilpig> granted they're gonna keep doing it because they do it reliably 18:14 < aestetix> So basically, they opt for something that keeps business hours and looks good, versus something that's a little odd but actually works? 18:15 <@wilpig> big price tag = it must be better 18:15 < aestetix> wilpig: I assume they are also paying their teachers well 18:15 <@wilpig> doesn't apply to people 18:17 <@wilpig> because of yahoo we're dealing with our own insanity at work 18:18 <@wilpig> there are pluses and minuses on both sides of this argument but from a performance standpoint we're switching to lower quality, under performing systems 18:19 <@Bahhumbug> Let me know how that works out for ya. 18:19 <@wilpig> they just published the results of testing the machines today and the read/write latency on them is nearly double the current dell systems we use 18:20 <@wilpig> I don't know the cost difference between them but it better be substantially cheaper to use these new ones 18:21 <@Bahhumbug> Dell's overpriced (in general) as you're paying for the name plate. 18:21 <@Bahhumbug> But I doubt the cost differential will be that substantial. 18:21 <@wilpig> I'll agree to that, but not to the extent of appletax 18:22 <@Bahhumbug> True. 18:22 <@Bahhumbug> Nothing really comes close to Apple's price gouging. 18:22 <@Dagmar> They make good returns off people with more money than sense 18:23 <@Bahhumbug> Indeed. 18:23 <@Dagmar> ...but at least their stuff looks good in a rack. 18:23 <@Dagmar> lol 18:23 <@Dagmar> Also, not quite as goddamn heavy as IBMs chassis, which seem to be designed to withstand a crash-landing of the datacenter. 18:24 <@wilpig> these new folks came out to our dc two weeks ago and I raked them over the coals about shit I thought were design flaws pretty good. we'll see how they handle it 18:24 <@wilpig> Dagmar: that can be said for sun chassis as well 18:24 <@Dagmar> WEll, with the additional caveat that their appearance designers are all fucking color blind. 18:24 <@Bahhumbug> IBM's stuff has always been over-engineered. 18:25 <@Dagmar> At least it makes physical maintenance easy 18:25 <@rattle> And it lasts. 18:26 <@rattle> HP is like that too. 18:26 <@Dagmar> Yeah but they are still making weird-ass parts 18:26 <@Dagmar> Like, raid support batteries that look like a prop from a sci-fi movie 18:27 <@rattle> True, it's all totally proprietary.. But the one good thing about IBM and HP, is that if you've got some system that's been in place for six years, and you just want to add ram or something.. There's zero work to find the right part you need as long as you've got the model correct. 18:27 <@Dagmar> Yeeees 18:27 <@rattle> The time saved in those situations easily justifies the extra cost of the hardware. 18:28 <@rattle> Having to take down a system, inspect it, put it back up, order stuff, take it back down again, install. PITA. 18:29 <@rattle> Look at the tag on the front, or the system info in the ILM.. Order, take down, install, be done. Better. 18:29 <@Dagmar> ...or just read the eeprom 18:29 <@Dagmar> ...or connect to the ILO interface and get the info there. 18:30 <@Dagmar> With HP, your options aren't much better than Dells. 18:30 <@Bahhumbug> Kelly Frye. I want to touch. 18:30 <@Bahhumbug> Just sayin' 18:30 <@Dagmar> Go to HPs site, punch in the serial number, and wait for their records to come up 18:30 <@rattle> The Dell's are good in many ways. Failure rate is high, but they are cheap, and they've got that same field serviceability going on. 18:31 <@rattle> If you've got your datacenter located close to a marshaling area, they can generally do 1-4 hour parts delivery. So it kinda compensates for the fact their stuff goes tits up more often. 18:31 <@wilpig> techdirect is making parts ordering for dell easier 18:31 <@wilpig> at least for in warranty shit 18:32 <@Bahhumbug> The old Gold Support plans from HP would pretty much ensure parts got couriered in to whereever needed. 18:32 <@wilpig> log into the site, click create dispatch, enter serial number, pick part 18:32 <@Dagmar> Well... if we're talking about touching, I'll take Aubrey Plaza. 18:32 <@Bahhumbug> Whether that still holds after the compaq acquisition... I can't say. 18:32 <@Bahhumbug> You can have her; she does nothing for me. 18:32 <@Bahhumbug> Just stay away from Kelly Frye. She's mine. 18:33 <@Dagmar> I like 'em angry. 18:33 * Bahhumbug reconsiders the Crazy Bitch joke 18:34 <@Catonic> oy 18:34 <@Dagmar> I know I should have been all excited about Ramona Flowers, but the Julie Powers character was ultra-hot 18:34 <@Catonic> so how do I go about pulling out the second word in a line? 18:34 <@Dagmar> Seriously? 18:34 <@Catonic> nested for loops and splits seems... inefficient. 18:35 <@Bahhumbug> Stupid Perl Tricks 101 18:35 <@Catonic> Dagmar: yes, I'm a total n00b. 18:35 <@Bahhumbug> Catonic: You REALLY want to master pcre. 18:35 <@Bahhumbug> I can't possibly stress that enough. If you master that everything else in perl is child's play. 18:35 <@Dagmar> if (/^(\S+)\s+(\S*).*/) { print $2 }; 18:35 <@Dagmar> Maybe \S+ for the second case 18:35 <@Catonic> ah, perl does have positionals. 18:36 <@Dagmar> Yes, it does 18:36 <@Bahhumbug> It would be kinda useless if it didn't :) 18:36 <@Catonic> I've been trying to figure out how to translate IFS="foo"; set $LINE; echo $2 18:36 <@Dagmar> When you do a pattern match against $_ in an if statement, the parenthsized patterns get loaded into $1 through $n 18:36 <@Dagmar> THere is also the split() command, which may be more like what you want, depending 18:37 <@Catonic> it's all ascii, but split-for-split-for-blah... there's gotta be a faster way. 18:37 <@Dagmar> my @array = split (' ', $thatstring) 18:38 <@Dagmar> Generally the regexp will be fast as fuck 18:40 <@Dagmar> It's just going to be unreadable to anyone who doesn't understand what a regexp is 18:40 < aestetix> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9qA8c-E_oA 18:40 < aestetix> this is fucking brilliant 18:40 <@Dagmar> ...but those people shoudln't be programming. 18:41 <@Dagmar> aestetix: Oliver has been freakin' awesome 18:41 <@Dagmar> They definitely did the right thing giving him his own show 18:42 <@Catonic> so I need to get $_ loaded with my infos 18:43 <@Dagmar> Yes... but you can use ($iSuck =~ /^regexp/) 18:43 <@Dagmar> Generally loading things into $_ is about as complex as simply not telling perl what to assign something to 18:44 <@Dagmar> aestetix: Oh my god I can't believe the people he got in on that 18:44 < aestetix> Dagmar: I know 18:51 <@Catonic> YAY! 18:53 -!- stowbari [~Stowbari@cpe-184-56-99-238.neo.res.rr.com] has joined #se2600 18:53 <@Catonic> So how to get it to match "ABC" of "bar ABCabde foo"? 18:54 <@Catonic> rather, the entire part that matches ABC____ 18:54 <@Catonic> n/m 18:54 <@Catonic> I got it 18:55 <@Catonic> . /^(\S+)\s+(ABC\S+)\s+.*/ 18:57 <@Dagmar> You can probably leave off the .* at the end 18:58 <@Catonic> there's additional stuff on the line 18:58 <@Catonic> bar ABCabc description words 19:01 <@Dagmar> Yes but you're not _terminating the end of the regexp_ so it doesn't matter. 19:02 <@Dagmar> If you were capturing that end part in a numbered variable it would be a different matter 19:02 <@Dagmar> Unless you're ending that regexp in $ or capturing, you don't need a .* ever at the end 19:03 <@Catonic> so moved. 19:06 <@Dagmar> Wait, you're reading from a file, aren't you 19:06 <@Catonic> ... not yet. 19:07 <@Dagmar> Hopefully you realized you can just while (<$filehandle>) { put yer regexp thing in here } 19:07 <@Dagmar> It'll just load each line into $_ 19:07 < aestetix> Catonic: learning perl? 19:07 <@Catonic> aestetix: yes 19:07 < aestetix> cool 19:07 < aestetix> heh 19:07 < aestetix> my biggest complaint about python is the lack of $_ 19:07 <@Catonic> unfortunately, a lot of alcohol and other drugs are making this difficult. 19:08 <@Catonic> "Hey, you... Yes, you! Slacker Neuron! Wake up, it's time to do work!" 19:08 <@Dagmar> CAFFIENE! 19:08 <@Catonic> doesn't do anything except make me twitch and/or act like Beavis. 19:11 <@Catonic> frayed ends of sanity.... 20:10 < aestetix> https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8597061 20:10 < aestetix> this is actually a remarkably good discussion 20:28 <@Dickie> $_ is a crutch 20:28 <@Dickie> There, I said it. 20:29 <@Dickie> Let's throw down 20:44 < aestetix> Why is it a crutch? 20:44 < aestetix> I use it all the time 20:44 < aestetix> foreach (@whatever) { print $_; } 20:47 <@Dickie> I make my own variables 20:47 <@Dickie> artisian variables 20:47 <@Dickie> gluten free 20:47 < aestetix> lol 20:47 < aestetix> I'm too lazy to make variables 20:47 < aestetix> And perl handles them so nicely 21:09 < aestetix> all hail emperor testiclus 21:12 -!- RangerZ [~rangerz@c-69-137-107-2.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 21:15 < aestetix> fucking facebook 21:19 <@wilpig> that's how you get the ebola 21:19 <@wilpig> don't fuck facebook 21:24 < aestetix> lol 21:28 < aestetix> https://twitter.com/freaksexual/status/532694031742935040 21:31 < RangerZ> wow his parents hated him 21:31 < RangerZ> or her* 21:32 < RangerZ> long purple hair = chance of being female +10% 21:32 < RangerZ> lol 21:34 < aestetix> maybe in nashville 21:36 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 21:36 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 21:37 < RangerZ> in nashville its like +90% 22:00 < RangerZ> http://xkcd1446.org/ 22:00 <@GateKeeper> Title: xkcd 1446 (at xkcd1446.org) 22:29 -!- klixa11 [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has quit [Ping timeout: 244 seconds] 22:46 <@Catonic> Post Post-Modern Man 22:55 < aestetix> I'm catching up on the news on Rosetta 22:55 < aestetix> That is fucking epic. 23:05 -!- sync350 [~sync@c-24-99-250-250.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 23:06 -!- sync350 [~sync@c-24-99-250-250.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 23:06 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o sync350] by ChanServ 23:11 -!- InfoSecDog_ [~user@ec2-54-225-52-188.compute-1.amazonaws.com] has joined #se2600 23:12 -!- ZombieChicken [~weechat@unaffiliated/forgottenwizard] has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds] 23:12 -!- rhia [~rhia@50-47-10-114.evrt.wa.frontiernet.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds] 23:12 -!- scoob [~scoob@fsf/member/scoob] has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds] 23:12 -!- rhia [~rhia@50-47-10-114.evrt.wa.frontiernet.net] has joined #se2600 23:12 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o rhia] by ChanServ 23:12 -!- ZombieChicken [~weechat@unaffiliated/forgottenwizard] has joined #se2600 23:12 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o ZombieChicken] by ChanServ 23:12 -!- InfoSecDog [~user@ec2-54-225-52-188.compute-1.amazonaws.com] has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds] 23:13 -!- scoob [~scoob@fsf/member/scoob] has joined #se2600 23:20 <@Bahhumbug> Dagmar: Don't you have a special place in your heart for Ubisoft? 23:20 <@Bahhumbug> http://www.forbes.com/sites/insertcoin/2014/11/12/congratulations-ubisoft-youre-the-new-ea/?partner=yahootix 23:20 <@GateKeeper> Title: Congratulations Ubisoft, You're The New EA - Forbes (at www.forbes.com) 23:21 <@Dagmar> Heh 23:22 <@wilpig> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEoQYPKjRLI 23:22 <@GateKeeper> Title: The Iron Sheik sings Put You in the Camel Clutch @OpieRadio - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 23:23 < aestetix> sigh 23:23 < aestetix> my browser crashed loading a page about the comet because of flash 23:24 < aestetix> we can land a space probe on a comet, but we can't get a web browser that is stable 23:27 <@NotLarry> Actually, those of us who exercise a little self control on where we surf and what we click on can get a web browser that is stable:| 23:28 <@Bahhumbug> I have no real problems with my browsing and generally point and laugh at people that do. 23:28 <@wilpig> ever since I re-enabled adblock my browser has gotten loads more stable 23:28 <@wilpig> I blame shitty ad content for broken js and flash 23:29 <@NotLarry> wilpig: pro tip; turn off "Downworthy" before reading a game wiki for real tips. 23:30 <@wilpig> never heard of that before 23:30 <@NotLarry> takes words like "amazing" and 23:30 <@NotLarry> "best" and modifys them to make the internet less exciting. 23:30 <@wilpig> heh 23:31 <@wilpig> you might be interested to know that i'm about to add higher res versions of full metal jacket and army of darkness to plex shortly 23:33 <@NotLarry> Only helps if I get to be your date for Christmas instead of Pat. 23:34 <@wilpig> depends on how good you look in a dress? 23:34 <@NotLarry> You think I won't show up in a dress?:) 23:36 < aestetix> wilpig: oh yes, I have several ad blocking tools 23:36 <@NotLarry> Fucking Sargon of Akkad is going to stroke out one day. I just hope someone posts it. 23:36 < aestetix> https://imgm.24liveblog.com/2014/11/13/m_5463ac1932453_s.jpg 23:37 <@wilpig> NotLarry: i'm down to either you or the crack whore from last night 23:38 <@NotLarry> Bet she dosn't have any teeth either... --- Log closed Thu Nov 13 00:00:31 2014