--- Log opened Wed Sep 17 00:00:49 2014 00:08 <@Dagmar> RangerZ: Whatever you do in the character creator, don't click the 'Smile' button 00:09 <@Wilpig> that sounds ominous 00:10 <@Dagmar> It's the smile of some kind of cannibal with dentures made from the teeth of their victims 00:17 < aestetix_> vagina 00:17 <@Dagmar> comcast.net)] animal husandry is a 00:17 <@Dagmar> trade 00:17 <@Dagmar> [RangerZ(~rangerz@c-69-137-107-2.hsd1.tn.comcast.net)] FFS 00:17 <@Dagmar> [RangerZ(~rangerz@c-69-137-107-2.hsd1.tn.comcast.net)] also make sure she 00:17 <@Dagmar> makes an elf or a nuian 00:17 <@Dagmar> [RangerZ(~rangerz@c-69-137-107-2.hsd1.tn.comcast.net)] b/c otherwise she'll 00:17 <@Dagmar> spend all her time... looking to shiv you when you aren't 00:17 <@Dagmar> looking.... 00:17 <@Dagmar> [RangerZ(~rangerz@c-69-137-107-2.hsd1.tn.comcast.net)] i mean..."So you can 00:17 <@Dagmar> play together" 00:17 <@Dagmar> [RangerZ(~rangerz@c-69-137-107-2.hsd1.tn.comcast.net)] hehe 00:17 <@Dagmar> "Quests with flower markers are crafting quests." 00:17 <@Dagmar> ...because you're a goddamn hippie. 00:17 <@Dagmar> What is a flower marker 00:17 <@Dagmar> The NPCs with crafting quests have fucking flowers over their heads 00:17 <@Dagmar> [10:56pm][@Dagmar(+iw)] [#SE2600(+clnst)^^^^^^^^] 00:17 <@Dagmar> Yet another politician that doesn't _quite_ have the grasp of 00:17 <@Dagmar> technology that he thinks he does 00:17 <@Dagmar> @#$@#$@ 00:19 < RangerZ> umm 00:19 < RangerZ> ok? 00:19 < RangerZ> lol 00:20 <@Wilpig> lol 00:20 < aestetix_> were you sending that to the FBI? 00:21 <@Wilpig> and the rogue right click collects another victim 00:21 <@Bahhumbug> Didn't you know? He's an FBI mole. 00:21 <@Wilpig> I thought aestetix_ was the likely candidate for the mole 00:21 < aestetix_> I am the female body inspector 00:22 < aestetix_> btw Wilpig your mom needs to take a bath 00:22 <@Wilpig> pretty sure she showers daily 00:25 -!- RangerZ|Laptop [~rangerz@c-69-137-107-2.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 00:28 <@eryc> thats how she masturbates 00:28 < noetic> wow wtf did i just walk into 00:29 <@Wilpig> noetic: you're asking the question that the rest of us refuse to vocalize 00:29 -!- aestetix_ was kicked from #se2600 by Bahhumbug [Just fucking because.] 00:29 <@Bahhumbug> I've not kicked anyone all day. 00:29 -!- aestetix_ [~aestetix@173.203.197.247] has joined #se2600 00:30 < aestetix_> Bahhumbug: shouldn't you kick eryc? 00:30 * eryc giggles 00:31 -!- eryc was kicked from #se2600 by Wilpig [giggling] 00:31 -!- eryc [~eric@unaffiliated/internetjanitor] has joined #se2600 00:31 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o eryc] by ChanServ 00:31 <@Bahhumbug> Fucker kicked himself 1 _second_ before I was going to :( 00:31 < aestetix_> You can easily kick him again 00:32 <@eryc> that wasn't about your mom i said giggling not gagging 00:33 <@eryc> well i think it's funny that's all the matters 00:35 <@Bahhumbug> I chuckled at giggling not gagging. 00:35 <@Bahhumbug> http://syncthing.net/ 00:35 <@GateKeeper> Title: Syncthing (at syncthing.net) 00:35 <@Bahhumbug> Anyone played around with this? 00:37 <@Wilpig> looks interesting 00:37 < RangerZ> I'm too lazy to be a mole 00:38 < RangerZ> I'd just tell everyone I was the mole, and play it off like its a joke 00:38 < RangerZ> and be done with it 00:38 < RangerZ> lol 00:40 <@Wilpig> that's what we'd expect a mole to say 00:40 <@eryc> i would feel obligated to report someone if they admitted a crime to me, otherwise i'm guilty of a crime as well 00:41 <@eryc> especially if there was proof of said admission 00:42 <@Wilpig> okay if you were doing a cabling project and your first device the cable labels were backwards. say port 46 and port 47 00:42 < RangerZ> if I were a mole, I'd take over an org, and cut off communication 00:43 <@Wilpig> then the second device the same, the third, the fourth 00:43 < RangerZ> divide and conquer 00:43 <@Wilpig> woudl you just alter your plan to reflect the cabling that was ran which was backwards, apparently, or just flip all the cables and then demand they all be relabeld? 00:44 <@eryc> how many cables 00:44 <@eryc> if less then 20 relabel them 00:44 <@Bahhumbug> If less than 20 delegate the relabeling to someone else. 00:45 <@Wilpig> eryc: 10 racks, 8 cables per rack 00:45 <@eryc> my assumption was i would have no part in any of it 00:45 <@Bahhumbug> Safe assumption. 00:45 <@Wilpig> 80 cables = 160 labels 00:45 <@Bahhumbug> Wilpig: Blame it on NetEng? 00:46 <@Wilpig> I kinda am 00:46 <@Wilpig> i'll bring it up with my manager tomorrow 00:46 <@Bahhumbug> Excellent! 00:46 <@Wilpig> cause this is bullshit 00:46 <@eryc> what do you use to print labels? 00:46 <@Wilpig> the cables are just for redundancy anyway so they could be flipped and still be redundant. 00:46 <@Wilpig> eryc: a brother handheld label maker 00:46 <@Wilpig> it takes a while to make them 00:46 <@eryc> yea thats what we have too 00:46 <@Wilpig> I wanna say bps21 ? 00:46 <@eryc> fuck that shit 00:47 <@eryc> thats a laptop battery 00:47 <@Bahhumbug> ^ that 00:48 <@eryc> tell them to hire a consultant to relabel them 00:49 <@eryc> also why do label makers suck so bad 00:50 < aestetix_> /msg RangerZ1 So how long have you been working for the fbi? 00:50 < aestetix_> oops 00:51 <@Dagmar> RangerZ: Yep. This is a Korean game 00:51 <@Dagmar> RangerZ: After you've killed a mob, you can kick them in the jimmy. 00:51 <@Wilpig> this is what we have. http://www.bradyid.com/bradyid/scpv/Printers,-Barcode-Scanners-and-Laminators~Portable-Printers-and-Accessories~BMP21-LAB-Label-Printer-and-Accessories~BMP21-LAB-Label-Printer.html 00:51 <@GateKeeper> Title: BMP21-LAB Label Printer and Kit - BRADY (at www.bradyid.com) 00:52 <@eryc> they charge $90 for an AC adapter? 00:53 <@eryc> like, seriously 00:54 <@eryc> do you use that to label your meth lab chemicals too? 00:54 <@Wilpig> you're supposed to label your meth lab?! 00:54 <@Wilpig> brb 00:55 <@eryc> looks a bit nicer than the brother one we have, i guss 00:56 <@eryc> the "smart cell" thing sounds promising but it's probably lacking 00:56 <@eryc> and no PC hookup 00:57 <@eryc> i want to print labels with shell scripts, yo 00:57 <@Wilpig> Hi! 00:57 <@Wilpig> Rawrb here! So yeah, we totally just turned in our new album. It's really 00:57 <@Wilpig> stupid. 00:57 <@Wilpig> Too stupid even. 00:57 <@Wilpig> To celebrate, we're going to have ourselves a loud, crazy, drunken webcast 00:57 <@Wilpig> and you're invited. We're going to reveal the new album title, the track 00:57 <@Wilpig> list, the cover art, and the release date! Woah. 00:57 <@Wilpig> Come on in and internet with us! 00:57 <@Wilpig> - When: Thursday, September 18th at 8pm Central 00:57 <@Wilpig> - Where: http://psychostick.com/webcast 00:57 <@Wilpig> - Facebook Event: https://www.facebook.com/events/1463517930596427/ 00:57 <@Wilpig> As always, we greatly appreciate your support and can't WAIT for you to 00:57 <@Wilpig> hear this new disc. 00:57 <@Wilpig> Forever bearded, 00:57 <@Wilpig> - Rawrb 00:57 <@GateKeeper> Title: Psychostick - Psychostick Webcast (at psychostick.com) 00:57 <@GateKeeper> Title: Psychostick Drunken New Album Webcast (at www.facebook.com) 00:59 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 01:07 <@Dagmar> I think we've just hit a new low in noob-ass quests. 01:07 <@Dagmar> I was seriously... and I'm not kidding here... asked to read a book to a housecat. 01:08 < aestetix_> ok this is hilarious 01:08 < aestetix_> http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/johnson/article/Buddha-seems-to-bring-tranquillity-to-Oakland-5757592.php#photo-6869292 01:30 -!- Guest90292 [uid861@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-vqqkgjardujupauu] has joined #se2600 01:30 -!- Guest90292 is now known as klixa-cloud 01:30 -!- klixa-cloud [uid861@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-vqqkgjardujupauu] has quit [Changing host] 01:30 -!- klixa-cloud [uid861@unaffiliated/klixa] has joined #se2600 01:30 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o klixa-cloud] by ChanServ 01:30 -!- klixa-cloud [uid861@unaffiliated/klixa] has quit [Changing host] 01:30 -!- klixa-cloud [uid861@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-vqqkgjardujupauu] has joined #se2600 01:30 -!- ServerMode/#se2600 [+o klixa-cloud] by wilhelm.freenode.net 01:33 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has joined #se2600 01:33 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o klixa] by ChanServ 01:34 < RangerZ|Laptop> link bait site but... http://www.buzzfeed.com/sapna/coca-cola-is-bringing-surge-back 01:35 <@GateKeeper> Title: Coca-Cola Is Bringing Surge Back (at www.buzzfeed.com) 01:37 <@eryc> http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-diet-surge-targets-overweight-snowboarders,9022/ 01:37 <@GateKeeper> Title: New Diet Surge Targets Overweight Snowboarders | The Onion - America's Finest News Source (at www.theonion.com) 01:47 <@Dagmar> lol Asians 01:47 <@Dagmar> Legendary bad guy's name: Gene 01:49 <@Wilpig> Simmons? 01:54 < RangerZ> I have a cousin Gene 01:54 < RangerZ> he's a fucking prick 01:54 < RangerZ> koreans got it right 01:54 < RangerZ> lol 01:56 <@Wilpig> since when do koreans get anything right. have you seen what those fucks do to cabbage and call it food? 02:06 < RangerZ> they have metal chop sticks, that are re-usable 02:06 < RangerZ> lol 02:24 < aestetix_> http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/johnson/article/Buddha-seems-to-bring-tranquillity-to-Oakland-5757592.php#photo-6869292CC 02:27 < RangerZ> good news Wilpig your japanese dating simulator games are being announced at Tokyo Game show right now, lol 02:31 <@Wilpig> sweet. I want a squeaky one 02:32 <@Wilpig> oh and blurry pubes. it would just be weird if they weren't blurry 02:33 -!- Bahhumbug_ [jrd@gerdesas.gerdesas.com] has joined #se2600 02:33 -!- Bahhumbug_ is now known as Guest81928 02:36 -!- Bahhumbug [jrd@serentos/admin/jrd] has quit [Ping timeout: 260 seconds] 03:00 -!- Guest81928 [jrd@gerdesas.gerdesas.com] has quit [Quit: Learn where everything you take for granted on a daily basis in IT originated from: http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=4BFC3F13B846707B] 03:24 -!- Bahhumbug [jrd@serentos/admin/jrd] has joined #se2600 03:24 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Bahhumbug] by ChanServ 03:24 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Bahhumbug] by GateKeeper 04:00 -!- CRasH180 [~CRasH180@99-2-136-47.lightspeed.nsvltn.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 04:00 -!- CRasH180 [~CRasH180@99-2-136-47.lightspeed.nsvltn.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Changing host] 04:00 -!- CRasH180 [~CRasH180@pdpc/supporter/silver/CRasH180] has joined #se2600 04:00 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o CRasH180] by ChanServ 04:42 -!- klixa-cloud [uid861@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-vqqkgjardujupauu] has quit [Quit: Connection closed for inactivity] 04:57 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 06:52 -!- ignotus-sdf [~ignotus@c-50-167-109-63.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 245 seconds] 07:11 <@Dagmar> LOL all the hurt little butts http://www.reddit.com/r/archeage/comments/2gnasn/archeage_starter_packs_real_values/ 07:11 <@GateKeeper> Title: Archeage Starter Packs "Real Values" : archeage (at www.reddit.com) 08:09 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez! 08:38 * aestetix_ hugs Dolemite 08:54 < aestetix_> ok I have a DNS question 08:55 < aestetix_> I have domain.com. I also have newdomain.com. I want to be able to point sub.domain.com to a CNAME on newdomain.com 08:55 <@brimstone> k 08:55 < aestetix_> Is that just a matter of creating a CNAME for sub.domain.com that points to newdomain.com, and having newdomain.com have a CNAME within it? 08:55 <@brimstone> just the first part 08:56 <@brimstone> you don't need to do anything on newdomain.com 08:56 < aestetix_> well 08:56 < aestetix_> there is a CNAME on newdomain.com I want to pull 08:56 <@brimstone> to pull? 08:56 < aestetix_> er, not to pull 08:56 < aestetix_> basically, newdomain.com needs to map to another service 08:56 < aestetix_> That gave me a CNAME to use. 08:56 < aestetix_> And I'm trying to do this without adding redirections into nginx 08:57 <@brimstone> you can sub.domain.com CNAME foo.newdomain.com. and foo.newdomain.com CNAME bar.otherdomain.com. 08:57 < aestetix_> So maybe sub.domain.com points to newdomain.com, which then goes to sub.domain.com, which is a CNAME for the third party service? 08:57 <@brimstone> i believe 08:57 < aestetix_> ok 08:58 < aestetix_> It's because we have HSTS enabled, and the third party service does not support SL 08:58 < aestetix_> SSL 09:07 <@Bahhumbug> Is email involved here? 09:09 < aestetix_> It's for links. If you click on sub.domain.com/whatever, it should go to bar.otherdomain.com/whatever 09:10 <@Bahhumbug> You can setup cname circle jerks and it will work fine for that. email + cnames don't really mix. 09:10 <@Bahhumbug> Anyway, I need to go find breakfast. 09:10 < aestetix_> ok cool 09:10 < aestetix_> that's what I thought 09:34 -!- K4k [~K4k@unaffiliated/k4k] has joined #se2600 09:57 <@Dagmar> cname MX targets are forbidden for a reason 09:57 <@Dagmar> Mo'fuckin mail LOOPS 10:33 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o EnabrinTain] by ChanServ 10:36 -!- kive_ [sid19953@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-tyhmarhymqmmjhtg] has quit [Ping timeout: 260 seconds] 10:36 -!- strages [sid11297@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-cklpryufcbhvwjxa] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 10:39 -!- EnabrinTain [sid11525@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-mggwdqjqegcmwyzd] has quit [Ping timeout: 260 seconds] 10:46 -!- mog [~mog@fsf/member/mog] has quit [Excess Flood] 10:46 -!- mog [~mog@75.76.39.77] has joined #se2600 10:46 -!- mog [~mog@75.76.39.77] has quit [Changing host] 10:46 -!- mog [~mog@fsf/member/mog] has joined #se2600 10:46 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o mog] by ChanServ 10:47 -!- strages_ [sid11297@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-wwqsicoxssyyenez] has joined #se2600 10:51 -!- kive_ [sid19953@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-nluvpzkwriuchxnz] has joined #se2600 10:52 -!- oddball [~oddball@c-76-22-246-47.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 10:53 -!- EnabrinTain [sid11525@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-mpomxojqzvhceeto] has joined #se2600 11:15 <@shapr> morning? 11:15 <@shapr> ugh, I'm still sick 11:15 <@Wilpig> YAY! 11:15 * Wilpig hops around 11:16 * shapr throws germs at Wilpig 11:16 <@shapr> Wilpig: are you making fun of my way of life? 11:19 <@Mirage> shapr: he makes fun of everything else, why should you be an exception? 11:21 <@Dickie> Are you suggestiong we're supposed to take you seriously? 11:21 <@Dickie> Spelling is hard 11:22 <@shapr> sometimes I'm serious 11:26 <@Wilpig> do any of you happen to have any dell C6105 or C6220s around? 11:27 <@Shadow404> diaf shapr 11:29 * shapr hugs Shadow404 11:31 < frsilent> here you go Dagmar http://imgur.com/a/QNdfI 11:31 <@GateKeeper> Title: imgur: the simple image sharer (at imgur.com) 11:35 < rattle> It's starting to look like PCI DSS is going to be updated to specifically push for AWL and ETDR solutions. 11:35 <@Wilpig> frsilent: wtf 11:40 <@Mirage> http://www.lfgcomic.com/tda/strip/31/ 11:41 <@Wilpig> Mirage: lol 11:46 < frsilent> Wilpig: thought you or Dagmar were talking about creating the most fucked-up looking characters in AA yesterday lol 11:48 <@Dagmar> wot 11:49 <@Dagmar> No, by "Uncanny Valley" I had something rather specific in mind, and it wasn't so simple as "an abominative horror" 11:50 <@Dagmar> 'Uncanny Valley' refers to the low point in the graph of attractiveness in drawn humans as their likeness approaches realistic 11:50 <@Dagmar> Great looking character, cartoon, not even a little bit real looking, highly cute 11:51 <@Dagmar> Great looking character, photorealistic CGI without flaws, high attractiveness 11:51 <@Dagmar> Japanese robots that look *almost* like people? Extrememly unpleasant 11:52 <@Dagmar> ...it's the vognitive dissonance between what you "know" something should look like and what it _does_ look like that's one of the contributing factors to determining whether or not you're going to be having nightmares later 11:52 <@Dagmar> ...and what's one of the best ways to trigger that? 11:52 < RangerZ> smiles 11:52 <@Dagmar> Making an avatar that looks _just like a person you know_ 11:52 < RangerZ> ahh 11:53 <@Dagmar> It almost always comes out looking creepy and unnnatural 11:53 <@CRasH180> I do not want robots looking like people. Very errie to me 11:53 <@Dagmar> That Oblivion avatar I had looked almost exactly like me because I used two flatscreen monitors, took several selfies and blew them up on the second monitor, and then sat there with a ruler matching up all the proportions 11:54 <@Dagmar> You generally don't see "celebrities" in games very often without some creative licence being taken in their appearance because it almost never comes out right 11:55 <@Dagmar> Ellen Page. 11:55 < RangerZ> i dunno.. Robin Williams in WoW looks just like him.... 11:55 <@Dagmar> Yvonne Strahovski. 11:55 < RangerZ> lol 11:56 <@Dagmar> RangerZ: If he were a lunatic cosplayer 11:56 < RangerZ> but yeah, its a very hard gap to bridge 11:56 <@Dagmar> Why bridge it when you can install a springboard and a pail of water? :) 11:57 <@Dagmar> RangerZ: What do you really think I've got planned for FaceRig? :) 11:57 <@Dagmar> It will _upset_ people 11:57 < aestetix_> nice 11:57 < aestetix_> https://www.debian.org/security/2014/dsa-3025 11:58 <@Dagmar> WRT to ArcheAge... _not_ making a furry 11:58 <@Dagmar> I have seen enough shit at the Goldshire Inn to know they are catering _heavily_ to a specific group of deviants there. 11:59 < rattle> Well, that's everything you'd need to MITM-update-own a debian box. 11:59 < RangerZ> https://i.imgur.com/Y7mAZ00.gif Wilpig's reaction when NetEng says something is in fire 11:59 <@Dagmar> rattle: Well, yes 12:00 < rattle> I'm not sure I want to know how long that bug has existed.. 12:00 <@Dagmar> Forever 12:00 < rattle> Gotta give em' credit for getting a patch out quickly from the report time. 12:00 <@Dagmar> We were joking awhile back that if Slackware's packaage manager started actually checking all signatures on the individual packages itself, it would be the most secure package manager of all overnight 12:01 < aestetix_> 145 days with no rain :/ 12:01 <@Dagmar> People loooove to cut corners, like, not actually checking the sigs on the individual packages, but instead just signing the list of packages and sums 12:01 <@Dagmar> aestetix_: It's about time to start a campaign for everyone to pee outside 12:02 < aestetix_> haha 12:02 <@Dagmar> A temporary moratorium on any public indecency statutes that might apply to urinating on public vegetation. 12:02 * shapr signs for his package 12:03 <@Mirage> aestetix_: whining about it changes nothing. 12:03 <@Dagmar> rattle: There's still fallout waiting to drop over the results of auditing all those little fiddly crypto packages like libasn.1 12:04 <@shapr> I met someone who actually likes asn.1 once, I think they hate everything. 12:04 < aestetix_> Mirage: maybe a rain dance will change it 12:04 <@shapr> I got paid to deal with asn.1, it was horrible. 12:04 <@Dagmar> rattle: They're used in a lot of shit, and apparently their string handling (i.e., the thing we're actually asking them to do) is a nightmarish assortment of unchecked boundaries and buffer overflows. 12:04 < aestetix_> Or I could contact my senator 12:05 <@Dagmar> I'm thinking peopel should maybe be _real_ choosy about which keyservers they pull signatures from and when 12:05 < aestetix_> Dagmar: that is true 12:05 <@Dagmar> aestetix_: ...and don'tcha know how many people just looooove to put third-party repos into Debian 12:06 <@Mirage> aestetix_: start sacrificing hipsters to appease the rain gods. Sounds like a win-win...less hipsters or more rain. 12:06 <@Dagmar> I gotta get a late breakfast but I'll login to AA when I get back 12:07 < aestetix_> Maybe I could spread a rumor that the weather is sexism 12:07 < aestetix_> sexist 12:08 <@brimstone> mother nature is sexist 12:09 <@opticron> shapr, pffft asn.1 isn't that bad 12:09 <@shapr> yes it is! 12:10 <@opticron> the work I did writing an implementation of google's Protocol Buffers required implementation of what was essentially asn.1 12:10 <@opticron> the packed binary format is VERY similar to asn.1 12:10 <@shapr> I worked on an implementation of rfc3161 12:22 < aestetix_> http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/Facebook-Leaders-Drag-Queens-to-Meet-Over-Real-Names-Rules-275431571.html 12:23 < aestetix_> wow this really hit hard 12:23 < aestetix_> http://www.cnn.com/2014/09/16/living/facebook-name-policy/index.html 12:25 -!- oddball [~oddball@c-76-22-246-47.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 12:25 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o oddball] by ChanServ 12:26 <@oddball> Just in case you guys hadn't seen the current Columbian women's cycling team's uniform: http://tinyurl.com/qcb4jg2 12:26 <@Dagmar> Yeah the men's team is not much better 12:26 <@Dagmar> It's damn weird looking 12:27 <@Dagmar> aestetix_: No telling what' 12:28 <@Dagmar> s going to happen there 12:28 < aestetix_> Dagmar: well, I'm in contact with Sister Roma 12:28 <@Dagmar> As far as I'm concerned, they are making some pretty dumb arguments 12:28 < aestetix_> who, the sisters? 12:28 <@Dagmar> Yes. 12:28 * aestetix_ nods 12:28 < aestetix_> They haven't spent years thinking about this 12:28 < aestetix_> I think the most valuable thing will be getting the contact info for people at facebook they talk to 12:28 <@Dagmar> "the right to self-determination on social media" 12:28 <@Dagmar> That's like 90 degrees away from what they should be thinking about 12:29 * aestetix_ nods 12:29 <@Dagmar> Hell, using the word "right" is incredibly dangerous 12:29 < aestetix_> yep 12:29 <@Dagmar> The use of names in social media should precisely reflect their use in _social situations_. Period. 12:30 < aestetix_> like I said 12:30 < aestetix_> when Sister Roma gets back, I'm gonna ask her who she met 12:30 <@Dagmar> People should be able to communicate with their friends online using the same names as they use _offline_, otehrwise might as well just assign everyone a fuckin' number 12:32 <@Dagmar> CNN is also using some bullshit wording 12:33 <@Dagmar> "Public figures such as Roma have spent years building personas under their drag names on Facebook and continue to rely on it for socializing and networking." 12:33 <@Dagmar> That is completely the wrong fucking word to use, and I suspect it might even be there disingenously 12:34 <@Dagmar> For one thing, it's an oversimplification. For another, it's semantically loaded to imply that it's a fake or a facade 12:34 <@Dagmar> for the third, what they've been doing has not been building personas, but building historical context. 12:35 * oddball yells at people who want "real names" on the internet to get off my damn lawn. 12:35 <@Dagmar> Someone that's named Green Apple is functinally no different from someone named Purple Grape... until/unless you have a history of past exchanges with them. 12:36 <@Dagmar> Historical exchanges between people _matter very heavily_ with respect to how well someone "knows" someone. 12:37 <@Dagmar> A "name" is just a box you keep your memories in. 12:37 <@Dagmar> ...and no box is any more real than the amount of memories in it. 12:38 <@Dagmar> What we should really do is have a law passed that makes astroturfing explicitly illegal. 12:47 < aestetix_> penis 12:50 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 12:50 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 12:51 <@Wilpig> Stewie Griffin has a facebook page, that is not a page for the voice actor that does the character. God knows if it is even someone associated with Fox officially doing it. By the way they are making that drag queen story out pages like that shouldn't exist either 12:51 <@Wilpig> clearly they do, they are a persona, and people are interested in them 12:52 <@Dickie> Report it 12:52 <@Dickie> BURN IT TO THE GROUND 12:53 <@Wilpig> https://www.facebook.com/StewieGriffinfromFamilyGuy 12:53 <@GateKeeper> Title: Stewie Griffin from Family Guy (at www.facebook.com) 12:53 <@Dagmar> I would *really* like to know what their deal is with the drag queens, specifically tho'. 12:53 <@Dagmar> They haven't said shit to me. 12:53 <@Dagmar> My name is "just as fake". 12:53 < aestetix_> We will find out. 12:53 <@Dagmar> ...and fuck anyone who dares say that. 12:53 < aestetix_> Maybe if I went in drag facebook would meet with me 12:54 <@CRasH180> Just saw the Columbian men's cycling team uniform. Looks like they have either no genitalia or they got some stuff lopped off 12:54 <@Wilpig> Dagmar: we've all told ourselves for years you're fake but the lie just won't stick 12:54 <@Dagmar> It's because I'm mostly solid. 12:54 <@Dagmar> CRasH180: Yep. 12:55 <@Wilpig> Dagmar: how's your sleep going? 12:55 <@CRasH180> http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tcknDYMwmDA/hqdefault.jpg 12:56 <@Dagmar> Way way better 12:56 <@Wilpig> good to hear 12:56 <@Dagmar> Now I'm waking up at like 5 or 6 sometimes, but I'm actually sleeping four hours or more in a row 12:56 <@Dagmar> I am just _super_ happy about that 13:00 -!- Netsplit *.net <-> *.split quits: @rhia, K4k, @mog 13:00 -!- Netsplit over, joins: @mog, K4k, @rhia 13:00 -!- Netsplit *.net <-> *.split quits: rattle, noetic, sasquatc2 13:02 -!- Netsplit over, joins: rattle, noetic, sasquatc2 13:02 -!- Netsplit *.net <-> *.split quits: CLansy 13:03 -!- Netsplit over, joins: CLansy 13:05 <@Dagmar> If nothing material comes of the Drag Queen summit today, I'll post some long-winded stuff about it tonight to both FB and G+ 13:07 < aestetix_> btw 13:07 < aestetix_> Has anything moved with PhreakNIC? 13:07 <@Dagmar> Not that I can tell 13:12 <@SuMo_D> http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/09/bible-pushing-christians-open-the-door-for-satanic-activity-books-in-florida-schools/ 13:13 <@oddball> aestetix_: According to the minutes of a planning meeting few knew about: "con business was discussed." 13:15 <@Wilpig> aestetix_: they put up sponsors. don't look though cause you're gonna head desk 13:16 <@Wilpig> I saw it like a homeless guy seeding his cup in hopes that others will join in 13:17 <@SuMo_D> your LUG has monies don't lie 13:17 <@SuMo_D> that's how Nashville rolls 13:18 <@oddball> Wait wait wait... I thought crazy pants was bringing in all these sponsors? 13:20 <@Wilpig> oddball: that was grants, i thought 13:20 <@Wilpig> and sponsors maybe. there was gonna be money from the heavens! 13:23 <@SuMo_D> yeah.... grants... cause they just grow on trees 13:23 <@SuMo_D> and everyone can just pick them when they're right 13:23 <@SuMo_D> and ripe 13:25 <@Wilpig> there is no picking. they just rain down from the heavens with no work and free monies 13:26 <@oddball> Oh, and apparently they also discussed swag ideas. Curious what they can come up with in this amount of time. 13:27 <@Wilpig> a good bit 13:27 <@Wilpig> the printing company we've used in the past needs about four weeks on average 13:27 <@oddball> Yeah... but they were "discussing" not "finalized." 13:28 <@eryc> who are the sponsors 13:28 <@Wilpig> eryc: the vp and nlug 13:29 <@oddball> according to the website: Codex Labs and NLUG. 13:29 <@Wilpig> but don't forget the website is not information to be trusted, there's probably more they just havent' told anyone 13:34 <@Mirage> Wilpig: InBetweeners 2 any good? 13:34 <@Mirage> Reading the info on IMDB is intriguing me... "A main character is seen punching various Koala Bears." 13:35 <@Wilpig> Mirage: I laughed 13:35 <@Wilpig> it's a stupid movie but it was meant to be 13:36 <@oddball> Mirage: So... you've decided to say "fuck it," and skip this year's PN? 13:37 <@Wilpig> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D28i_Y40eo 13:37 <@GateKeeper> Title: Buckcherry - Say Fuck It - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 13:37 <@Mirage> oddball: probably. not in the mood to pay $300+ to fly out for the weekend or drive for 10h given the current state of affairs. 13:37 <@oddball> Fair enough. 13:38 <@oddball> I'm honestly trying to decide if I wasn't to spend the gas to drive across town for it at this point. 13:38 <@Mirage> I'm already planning for GeekNIC, and will be seeing people there 13:39 <@Wilpig> Mirage: even raymer. ;) 13:39 <@Wilpig> Mirage: be sure to ask him about his teddy bear 13:39 <@Dolemite> FREE DEER TICKS TO ALL GEEKNIC PARTICIPANTS 13:40 <@Dolemite> Actually, no. Ticks shouldn't be out in full force by then. ;) 13:40 <@oddball> Dolemite: Yay! 13:40 <@Dolemite> Ticks usually go crazy around mid to late April up here 13:41 < aestetix_> why 13:41 < aestetix_> ugh 13:41 < aestetix_> why does everyone want to do stuff in the fucking morning 13:42 <@Wilpig> hahaha "At the last second, Apple rejected this update because of the content of our App Preview video, claiming that we cannot use the lioness of Mark Ruffalo and Liam Neeson." 13:43 <@Dickie> Wait, wait, wait. Back up. 13:43 <@Dickie> Where can I get these ticks? 13:43 <@Wilpig> Dickie: the trees outside your back door 13:43 < aestetix_> morning is when the day star is the harshest 13:43 <@Wilpig> we've been seeding your yard for weeks 13:43 <@Dolemite> Dickie: Come to GeekNIC and we will find a tick nest for you to roll around in 13:43 < aestetix_> Do neurotypicals like the day star or something? 13:45 <@Mirage> Wilpig: You don't have _all_ the Pawn Stars?! Fail! 13:46 <@Wilpig> no and they are named funny 13:46 <@Wilpig> I got those from someone else and haven't bothered to fix them 13:46 <@Wilpig> the sons of guns are misnamed too, it's on my list to fix 13:47 < aestetix_> ugh 13:47 < aestetix_> http://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/sep/17/world-fantasy-awards-hp-lovecraft-racism-row-statuette 13:47 <@Wilpig> look at the weird way they named this shit. http://thetvdb.com/?tab=series&id=111051 13:47 <@GateKeeper> Title: Pawn Stars: Series Info (at thetvdb.com) 13:47 <@Wilpig> season 2009, 2010, etc 13:49 <@Wilpig> Dolemite: I was about to add free deer ticks to the geeknic site but this was the best I could get for an image. http://i.imgur.com/uosJXgr.gif 13:49 <@Dagmar> Those are deer tickles, not deer ticks. 13:50 <@Wilpig> hrmm... I could put it up as free deer tickles 13:50 <@Dagmar> aestetix: Fuck those people 13:51 <@Dolemite> You can always tout a "petting zoo" and put up this -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNGGbozilko 13:51 <@GateKeeper> Title: Whitetail Deer attacks Hunter - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 13:51 <@Dagmar> aestetix_: They'd reject *most* famous historical figures based on their "fundamental racism" if they paid more fucking attention to history 13:51 < aestetix_> yep 13:53 <@Mirage> Dolemite: Current River is the place to go if you wanna get covered in ticks. 13:54 <@Dolemite> I think I know a bunch of Cub Scouts that would disagree with you. Apparently the group that went in late April to Camp Buck Toms were absolutely covered in them from head to toe. 13:54 <@Dolemite> ok, meetin' time 13:54 < aestetix_> RangerZ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MxqSwzFy5w&feature=share 13:55 <@Dagmar> aestetix_: It would serve them right if somone accused that guy of pushing a secret agenda because he is intolerant of gays (which Lovecraft almost certainly is) 13:55 <@Dagmar> Because no one in Nigeria has a problem with gays at all. 13:55 <@Dagmar> Nope not a single one. 13:57 <@Dagmar> By todays' standards, practically every contemporary to Lovecraft was a fucking racist 13:58 < aestetix_> I think today's standards are too afraid of not offending anyone to actually do anything. 13:58 <@Dagmar> Let's bring the world forward in time by stomping on some feels then 13:59 <@Dagmar> When Lovecraft was born, people were still taking phrenology seriously. 14:02 < aestetix_> There are four words that Anita girl needs to hear 14:02 < aestetix_> "Don't feel the trolls." 14:04 <@Wilpig> chrome is being useless. http://geeknic.net/#donttouchmetheredolemite/5 14:04 <@GateKeeper> Title: GeekNIC 3.0 - March 20-22, 2015 (at geeknic.net) 14:04 <@Dagmar> I know there's a typo there, but... 14:05 <@Dagmar> ...what have we said about the SJWs being a new form of attention whore? 14:05 <@Dagmar> I rest my case. 14:06 < aestetix_> Dagmar: not just that 14:06 < aestetix_> I bet you that every time drama happens she gets a bunch of donations 14:08 <@Dagmar> Probably so 14:10 < scoob> don't feed the trolls is the worst advice you can give her 14:10 < scoob> trolls are what get her views 14:10 < aestetix_> It's good advice if you dont' want to have to deal with her 14:11 <@eryc> you guys are a bunch of shylocks 14:17 < aestetix_> oh great, another ghetto gangsta is getting his car tuned up next door 14:28 <@Dagmar> I just dropped a screed on both G+ and FB about the Lovecraft thing 14:28 < aestetix_> link? 14:29 <@Dagmar> Five bochs sez FB will have twice as much idiotic lashback as G+ 14:29 <@Dagmar> https://plus.google.com/111871911020322579096/posts/THKHHqEtBZf 14:30 <@oddball> What... the current outrage that he was a racist? 14:30 <@Dagmar> Yes. 14:30 <@Dagmar> It's fucking stupid. 14:30 <@Dagmar> The man was born in 1890. 14:31 <@Dagmar> Practically everyone was "racist" then. 14:31 <@brimstone> the past is racist 14:31 < aestetix_> This new crop of people being outraged by everything reeks of ignorance and stupidity. 14:31 <@Dagmar> Yeah note the last line I posted 14:31 <@Dagmar> They want to whitewash history and tell themselves that only a few people were narrow-minded bigots (by today's standards) in the past 14:32 <@Dagmar> Doing that makes it impossible to learn the lessons history has to teach 14:32 < aestetix_> So I think that there is always a fresh crop of 18-24s who come along and see that the world is broken, and become outraged. They haven't had time to focus on one thing to be outraged by yet. 14:32 < aestetix_> And unfortunately twitter/etc has given magnification to them. 14:32 <@Dagmar> "noobs" 14:32 < aestetix_> sure 14:32 <@Dickie> But we can all agree that it's the Jews' fault, right? 14:32 < aestetix_> So we're basically in another eternal september 14:32 <@Dagmar> Dickie: Sure, why not 14:33 <@Dickie> whew 14:33 <@Dagmar> A long as no one's demanding reparations, they'd probably be fine with taking on that yoke 14:33 <@Dagmar> ...just so people will stop worrying about trying to assign blame and get on with the business of moving forward. 14:34 < aestetix_> well by moving forward you mean doing your own thing 14:34 < aestetix_> I tend to live by the "you don't fuck with me, I don't fuck with you" philosphy 14:34 <@Dagmar> ...and not spending a lot of time telling other people they can't do _their_ own thing. 14:34 < aestetix_> right 14:39 <@oddball> Well, that is what they're taught. You're free to think what ever you want... as long as it's the "right" thought. 14:39 < aestetix_> This is why I hate millennials. 14:39 < aestetix_> They were raised being told they were special. 14:39 < aestetix_> And if you criticize one of them, they hive together and gang up on you 14:39 <@Dagmar> I say... bring on the butthurt of reality! 14:40 <@Dagmar> Their suffering should serve as an inspiration to us all 14:40 < aestetix_> Seriously anyone born after 1990 is a worthless piece of trash 14:40 <@Dagmar> Nah, they're just noobs. 14:40 <@Dagmar> ...comparatively speaking. 14:40 < aestetix_> lol 14:41 < aestetix_> I'm fine with noobs. I am not fine with idiots who tell me what to do. 14:41 < aestetix_> I've gotten into SO MUCH TROUBLE in local communities because I argue back. 14:41 <@Dagmar> They're only aware of one tiny little slice of existence and haven't learned much beyond that narrow scope. 14:42 <@Mirage> aestetix_: I'm going to assume you were born in '90, given that cut-off year. 14:42 <@Dagmar> heheh 14:42 < aestetix_> haha 14:42 < aestetix_> 1989, but close 14:42 <@Dagmar> jesus 14:42 <@Mirage> thanks, i feel old now. 14:42 < scoob> > 89 14:42 < scoob> > hate millennials 14:43 <@Dagmar> Hell, I'm going to a 25th reunion for my high school class at the end of this month. 14:43 <@oddball> You mean the youngest guy in here bitching about "those damned kids?" 14:43 <@Mirage> Dagmar: they were talking about a 25th for ours since the 20th was suck a fail..but i never heard anything else about it,. 14:43 <@Dagmar> oddball: Yes, this is the point where we grin and suggest that perhaps he should begin showing concerns about their being on his lawn, too. 14:43 <@Mirage> Dagmar: oh, hey! maybe you'll see Trevor there 14:44 <@Dagmar> lol 14:44 <@Dagmar> I would really enjoy that 14:44 <@Dagmar> I would enjoy that *muchly*. 14:44 <@Dagmar> I am sooo much better looking now. 14:44 <@shapr> klixa: OH HAI 14:44 <@oddball> I have a nice selection of canes for aestetix_ to choose from for shaking at them. :p 14:45 < aestetix_> haha 14:45 <@Dagmar> Something with a silver animal head as a topper I think would go well with his usual ensemble 14:45 <@Mirage> My main goal was to see the pretty jocks that turned into redneck trash and the cheerleaders that got fat after squeezing out 2-5 babies to their ex-jock husbands. You get a bonus...call bullshit on everything that comes out of Trevors mouth 14:46 <@Dagmar> I saw the transformation into overweight hillbillies at my 10th. 14:46 <@oddball> Hmmm... I've got a sword cane with a dragon's head handle. 14:46 <@Dagmar> I enjoyed scaring the old football team way more than I should have 14:47 <@Dagmar> ...and at the time, I could have taken them all on at once and won. 14:49 <@Dagmar> RangerZ, frsilent: Just an FYI, there's a "grace period" in AA in effect if queuing is going on. If you disconnect, for the next five minutes (which is supposed to be ten minutes from today forward) where you can bypass the queue if you disconnect 14:50 <@Dagmar> er reconnect 14:50 < aestetix_> Mirage: what are reunions like? I've never been to one 14:51 < aestetix_> I have no desire to go, honestly. No interest in hearing about babies and telling stories from school that I'd rather forget 14:52 <@Mirage> Basically it was like highschool, only everyone is older and fatter (as a generalisation). Most of the same people migrated to the same old cliches, etc. 14:52 <@Dagmar> ...and you get to laugh at them. 14:52 < aestetix_> A few years back I actually had a skype chat with a classmate who tracked me down 14:52 <@Dagmar> If you were ever bullied excessively in high school, it's incredibly empowering to go and sneer at people. 14:52 <@Mirage> Most people seemed to be a little less full of themselves too. 14:53 < aestetix_> It was wierd. We really couldn't relate at all. On anything. 14:53 < aestetix_> He turned into a buddhist and knew nothing about tech. 14:53 < aestetix_> Mirage: having to earn your own living tends to do that. 14:54 <@Mirage> so does becoming a parent right out of high school 14:54 < aestetix_> ugh 14:55 < aestetix_> Mirage: unless you dump the kid on your parents 14:57 < aestetix_> Dagmar: did you mention being involved in a conference, and they were wowed by it? 14:57 <@Mirage> http://hijinksensue.com/comic/doctor-it-hurts-when-you-do-this/ 14:59 < aestetix_> I wonder why anyone would want to relive high school 14:59 < scoob> because it didn't suck for everyone? 15:00 < aestetix_> I wonder what the propertion of life sucking for someone who had a good time in high school is 15:00 < scoob> it's really not a "one or the other" thing 15:00 <@Dagmar> aestetix_: No, I showed up in stovepipe jeans, my leather jacket, and a black and white raver shirt, looking cut as all hell 15:01 <@Dagmar> I was probably one of the three most fit people in attendance. 15:01 < aestetix_> Did any of them become fatties? 15:01 <@Dagmar> A whole bunch of them 15:02 <@Dagmar> Most of the football team was wandering around showing they still didn't know how to dress themsevles beyond what they watched on television (blue blazer and beige slacks, seriously?) and couldn't button the blazer on a dare 15:02 <@Dagmar> It felt like they were in a rush to become middle aged 15:03 < aestetix_> huh 15:03 <@Dagmar> I'm *still* in better shape than half of them were then 15:03 < aestetix_> So some of the former football players got fat? 15:03 <@Dagmar> _Most_ of them did. 15:03 <@Dagmar> Out of shape and balding, too. 15:03 < aestetix_> Did they just stop working out? Don't you have to be in good shape to play football? 15:03 <@Dagmar> Clearly, they did. 15:04 <@Dagmar> THey stopped paying attention to their health and fitness 15:04 < aestetix_> That's kind of sad. 15:04 < aestetix_> But there's also a karma thing there. 15:04 <@Dagmar> Oh yes 15:08 < aestetix_> Dagmar: sounds like something straight out of King of the Hil, actually 15:08 <@SuMo_D> wait... aestetix_ you were born in 89 did I read that right? 15:08 <@Dagmar> lol 15:08 * Dagmar points and laughs some more 15:09 <@Wilpig> we were just given a list of 183 nodes that aren't responding to IPMI queries in our infrastructure. wtf 15:09 <@Wilpig> it came via a ticket titled "a few nodes aren't responding to ipmi, please check into this" 15:09 * SuMo_D can remember connecting to her first BBS in '89 15:09 <@Dagmar> Perhaps someone very sensibly turned that interface *off* until some fuckin' patching could happen 15:10 <@SuMo_D> actually I think it was more like '87-'88 15:10 <@Dagmar> Most of the IPMI stuff deployed, if not patched it the last year or so, has this little _null authentication problem_ 15:10 <@Dagmar> ...and quite a few have an _authentication bypass problem_. 15:11 <@Dagmar> Luckily you can generally upgrade the iLO firmware without affecting production in the least, but it's still a big mess. 15:11 <@Wilpig> that is an issue IF they're responding to queries at all 15:11 <@Dagmar> They're not supposed to be? 15:11 <@Dagmar> I wound up turning it off on about 45 machines at Vanderbilt until we could patch them 15:12 < aestetix_> SuMo_D: I had to prove I'm not a millennial 15:12 <@Dagmar> Mirage: By the way, yeah you can tell Alan I did that... since he may have been the only one there with enough balls to actually *use* IMPI for management 15:12 <@Dagmar> s/IMPI/IPMI/ 15:13 <@SuMo_D> I thought the millennial tag was for anybody that graduated after '00 15:13 <@Dagmar> All them kids look alike anyway 15:13 <@SuMo_D> they do in the south... 15:13 <@SuMo_D> in nyc you can't really tell them apart 15:13 < aestetix_> haha 15:14 <@SuMo_D> unless they're like 12, but once they get their own metro card.... nope 15:14 * eryc hands Dagmar a cipher0 packet 15:15 <@Dagmar> eryc: The bypass on the HP's that survived into production just shocked me 15:15 <@Dagmar> I literally said, "Wait... there's a fucking _backdoor_? What year is it?" 15:16 <@eryc> luckily all my ipmi is on a private lan 15:16 <@eryc> or wan as it were 15:16 <@Dagmar> Ours was on a VLAN as well, but just the same, if someone got access to it... sheesh 15:16 <@Dagmar> "Gotta close 'em all!" 15:17 <@Dagmar> I actually started to just scribble up something to exploit the vulnerability in order to disable IPMI. 15:17 <@Dagmar> Man it's fucking bright in here now with _three_ light bulbs in the overhead fixture. 15:17 <@Dagmar> I went from 40w to 120w 15:40 < aestetix_> https://twitter.com/DragaholicNews/status/512310562051858432/photo/1 15:54 <@CRasH180> hahaha! That is like having the sun in your space 15:55 <@CRasH180> I put 5 60w CFL in over the mirror in my bathroom when I first moved into my house, which has white paint, and thought I had damaged my eyes looking in that room 15:55 <@CRasH180> Well 60watt CFL equivalants 15:56 <@Dagmar> Well, I'm sitting directly under the light, and the gloom was making it hard to read something I was _writing_ 15:56 <@Dagmar> I figured it was time to go ahead and install those other two bulbs 15:56 <@CRasH180> I took out three of the bulbs and is ok in there now 15:57 <@Dagmar> I've got 5 40W CFLs in my bathroom for that reason 15:57 <@CRasH180> I would try two, but not three 15:57 <@Dagmar> I wasn't going to leave sockets empty, but I didn't want the bathroom to blind me either 15:57 <@CRasH180> I would just get empty caps for the sockets that do not have bulbs in them 15:57 <@CRasH180> socket caps 15:58 <@CRasH180> whatever the heck they are called 15:58 <@Dagmar> Nah just shove some damp wads of paper in there 15:58 <@Dagmar> ;) 15:58 * CRasH180 feels a jolting sensation already 16:01 < aestetix_> god code pink is annoying 16:01 < aestetix_> http://www.c-span.org/video/?321504-1/hearing-us-strategy-isis&live 16:01 < aestetix_> code pink is the group with the signs in the backgrounds 16:03 <@Dagmar> Yeah, this isn't the time for that 16:03 <@Dagmar> ISIS has gotten out of control 16:03 <@Dagmar> We shoudln't go in there alone tho because it plays into their narrative 16:04 <@Dagmar> redstonehelper: I just leave 'em open-topped 16:04 <@Dagmar> @#$@#$ 16:04 < aestetix_> haha 16:07 < aestetix_> yeah 16:07 < aestetix_> I don't think that a couple of stupid protest signs is going to prevent ISIS from beheading another journalist 16:07 <@Corydon76> Dagmar: the most effective social media blitz won't be considered, though, because of the sensitivities of the US military: behead the ISIS militants, put their heads on spikes, and leave them there for other ISIS militants to discover 16:08 <@Corydon76> Piece de resistance: place a shoe on top of every head. 16:09 <@Corydon76> Then announce on social media that we will do the same to 10 ISIS militants for every Westerner they behead on social media. 16:09 < aestetix_> Something something moral high ground 16:10 <@Corydon76> Pffft. The whole point of the social media is shock and awe. 16:10 < aestetix_> Agreed. 16:11 <@Corydon76> And there's no moral high ground against an enemy with a complete lack of the moralilty to know that you don't attack people who are defenseless. 16:14 <@eryc> ISIS is defenseless against drones 16:15 <@Corydon76> It's never a question of whether they're outmatched, but whether they're actively engaged in hostilities. 16:15 <@Dagmar> SOmething something fuck it drop flyers saying we're bombing it all to rubble in 48 hours, civilians should take a long holiday now 16:16 <@eryc> you said don't attack people who are defenseless 16:16 <@eryc> they have sticks to beat their wives 16:16 <@eryc> so what's the problem 16:17 <@eryc> the journalists had escorts with guns 16:20 <@Corydon76> eryc: sounds like you don't actually have a point 16:21 <@Dagmar> I think he's trying to illustrate a problem with "reasoning" with ISIS 16:21 <@Corydon76> by being unreasonable himself? 16:21 <@Dagmar> I am just hoping that perhaps everyone else will be able to keep a cool head when these idiots eventually manage to get their hands on some kind of large scale chemical weapon or possibly a small nuke 16:22 <@eryc> Corydon76: you suggested that we behead people. you're an idiot. 16:22 <@Dagmar> ...because I think if one of those dumbasses managed to pop off a nuke in Bahrain or some shit, suddenly a whole lot of people might stop trying to play footsie with each other and bring a hammer down on those nutjobs for good. 16:23 <@Corydon76> eryc: not while they're alive. You take the dead militants, behead them, and put their heads on spikes. 16:23 <@Dagmar> ISIS want to hide behind civilians and act like civilian deaths are the acts of savages 16:23 <@Dagmar> So be it. 16:24 <@Dagmar> Humanity needs to call that bluff and find out just how many civilians it's going to take to make the killing stop. 16:24 <@Dagmar> "STOP KILLING EACH OTHER" is not something that should be a hard concept to digest. 16:25 <@eryc> yea how many sandy hooks will it take 16:25 < aestetix_> You know, one thing I will say about this 16:25 <@Dagmar> Israel alone is so far past the point of turning the car around, everyone should be back in bed by now 16:25 <@Corydon76> Dagmar: All of them, as Israel pretty much indicated in Gaza. 16:25 < aestetix_> When John Kerry was appointed secretary of state, a bunch of fauxminists got upset because he wasn't a black woman or whatever 16:25 <@Dagmar> Yeah so fuck it. Since they can't get along, maybe _no one_ gets that land until it stops glowing at night 16:25 < aestetix_> Whereas he's probably one of the best qualified people to deal with this 16:26 < aestetix_> I can't imagine how fucked we'd be if the fauxminists got their way 16:26 <@Corydon76> aestetix_: Yeah, he basically bores people into submission 16:26 < aestetix_> haha 16:26 < aestetix_> Corydon76: you have any better suggestions? 16:27 <@Dagmar> Maybe by the time the radiation fades away everyone wil lbe mature enough to simply take _turns_ on like a monthly rotation of being the unified religion of israel 16:27 <@Corydon76> Women could never do that. The male diplomats would never tire of seeing their boobs jiggle 16:27 < aestetix_> lol 16:27 < aestetix_> Unless they are gay. 16:27 < aestetix_> Or eunuch 16:27 <@Corydon76> Good luck seeing gay diplomats from the Middle East 16:28 <@Dagmar> ...or too busy filling out paperwork generated by all the fauxminist petitions. 16:28 <@Corydon76> I suppose it could occur in another 300-500 years. 16:29 <@Dickie> They're probably more than they'll admit 16:30 <@Dickie> There are* 16:30 <@Dickie> Or both 16:30 <@Dickie> whatever 16:30 <@Corydon76> Dickie: pedophiles != gay 16:30 <@Dickie> mutually exclusive 16:31 <@Corydon76> Completely different type of attraction 16:31 <@Dickie> LET'S AGREE LOUDER 16:32 <@Corydon76> Ever since you identified it as a hen, I've wanted a picture of you handling another man's cock. 16:33 <@Dickie> I get enough of my own, thanks 16:33 * Dickie wanders off 16:34 < aestetix_> vagina 16:39 < aestetix_> http://sfist.com/2014/09/17/drag-queens-facebook-real-name-controversy-update.php 16:41 <@eryc> those people are scary looking they shouldn't be allowed on facebook 16:41 <@eryc> they should stick to FL where they belong 16:45 < aestetix_> So uh 16:45 < aestetix_> Facebook just basically told the Sisters to fuck off 16:45 < aestetix_> That's not cool. 16:46 <@Dagmar> Right then... I guess I'll start scribbling 16:46 * rattle rubs temples. 16:46 <@Dagmar> This is actually a _really_ good case example 16:46 < rattle> I see something.. The future.. 16:46 < rattle> A rally of drag queens... 16:46 < rattle> Protesting Facebook... 16:47 < rattle> Pictures of it all over Facebook.. 16:47 < rattle> Awesome. :) 16:47 <@Dagmar> In the meantime they should probably be asking why Facebook appears to be starting with drag queens, specifically. 16:47 <@Dagmar> They woudln't even have to imply anything. 16:47 < aestetix_> I'm sure that came up. 16:47 <@Dagmar> It would just be obvious. 16:48 < rattle> http://www.psc.edu/index.php/hpn-ssh 16:48 <@GateKeeper> Title: HPN-SSH (at www.psc.edu) 16:48 <@Dagmar> 'cuz right now they're saying "We just feel real names make for a better experience" but it's sure looking like "We feel that a lack of hideous cross-dressers makes for a better experience" 16:49 < aestetix_> You mean "we are bigots and don't want people who scare us using our service" 16:49 <@Dagmar> Precisely 16:49 <@Dagmar> because this looks _really bad_ that the drag queens appear to be the only people targeted thus far 16:50 <@Dagmar> ...and the more I think about it, the worse it looks. 16:51 <@eryc> it's not a public service they are free to leave at anytime 16:51 <@Dagmar> THis is looking less and less like a dim-witted example of policy enforcement, and more like outright shitty behaviour by the minute 16:51 <@Dagmar> eryc: That's true, but why _should_ they leave it 16:51 < aestetix_> What gets me is that Facebook tried to brush this off with a meeting with their "community engagement" team 16:51 <@Dagmar> There's no shortage of toxic fucking morons on Facebook 16:51 < aestetix_> Instead of the policy folks they promised 16:52 <@Dagmar> aestetix_: Oh really? They tried to send the whitewashers out? 16:52 <@Dagmar> WTF 16:52 < aestetix_> Did you not read the link I sent? 16:52 < aestetix_> http://sfist.com/2014/09/17/drag-queens-facebook-real-name-controversy-update.php 16:52 < aestetix_> "Update: It looks like the people sent to the meeting on the Facebook side were just representatives from the Community Engagement team and the company's internal Pride group. Per Temprano, "We've been promised a meeting with policy decision makers as quickly as possible."" 16:52 <@eryc> there's always google+ 16:52 <@Dagmar> I'm calling Facebook's claim a fucking lie 16:53 < aestetix_> eryc: indeed 16:53 <@Dagmar> A flat out lie. 16:53 <@Dagmar> "the fact that they're policing only drag queens right now is just due to the fact that an "algorithm" (according to Facebook) recently picked up on their less-than-real-sounding names." <-- this is unvarnished bullshit 16:53 < aestetix_> eryc: google still has some issues, btu the names policy is no longer one 16:53 <@Dagmar> MY name should trigger that 16:53 <@Dagmar> ...as at least three other people I can think of off the top of my head. 16:53 <@Corydon76> Dagmar: are you saying you aren't a drag queen? 16:53 <@Dagmar> I'm pretty sure I"m not a drag queen 16:54 < aestetix_> Corydon76: are you? 16:54 <@eryc> they also applied their image recognition algorithms to detect those hideous wigs 16:54 <@Corydon76> aestetix_: Not directly, though I am in a relationship with a drag queen 16:55 < rattle> Dagmar: You're going in the other direction though.. You're a guy with a girl's name. 16:55 <@Dagmar> ...but I'm prety fucking sure that if there's an algorithm making value judgements about names, it sure as fuck should have triggered on "Generalissima Melissa Hamilton" or "Pope Jamie Swink" 16:55 * Dagmar burns rattle in effigy 16:55 < aestetix_> What about Pope Testiclus 16:56 < rattle> And I guess Facebook digs that. 16:56 < rattle> Wait. Nevermind. 16:56 < rattle> You're only missing the dress. 16:56 < rattle> Put on a dress. See if they make you change your name. 16:56 < rattle> That would be a good test. 16:56 <@eryc> don't forget the hideous wig 16:57 <@eryc> i know you have several to choose from 16:59 <@Dagmar> Those two names I gave were the _exact_ Facebook names of two of my friends 16:59 <@Dagmar> Jamie Swenk is, hands down, one of the biggest freaks in Nashville. 17:00 <@Dagmar> If you've ever heard someone tell you that they heard you could get high from smoking green Fruit Loops... he's the man who started that meme, prior to the existence of the Internet 17:01 <@Dagmar> The Generalissima is one of my old Dragon Park friends. She plays Ingress now, and hasn't changed all that much since then. She's always just one step away from assauling a police officer on general principle. 17:02 <@Dagmar> There was a cop at BCM when we were there a few weeks ago, doing mostly nothing, and she's hollering at her kids, well within earshot of the cop 'Get away from the asshole with the gun, kids!" 17:02 <@Dagmar> Nevermind that she's not in the least anti-gun. 17:04 <@eryc> worldstar 17:06 <@Dagmar> Someone mentioned the green fruit loops thing to me at a party in Oakland one night and I was floored 17:06 <@Wilpig> fuckin' a. today is wednesday? 17:06 <@Dagmar> For awhile yet 17:08 <@eryc> what is black planet's policy on real names? 17:08 * Dagmar drums fingers 17:11 < aestetix_> haha 17:11 < aestetix_> I don't actually know 17:12 <@Dagmar> "We require everyone to provide their real names, so you always know who you're connecting with. This helps keep our community safe," 17:12 < aestetix_> .... 17:12 <@Dagmar> I'm sayin' that's a load of Polyanna bullshit right there 17:12 < aestetix_> Notice nobody ever says "how" 17:12 <@Dagmar> Of course if people see "Jeffrey Dahmer" they're going to be safe 17:13 <@Dagmar> I mean, it's his real name after all. 17:13 <@Dagmar> That means it must be safe. 17:13 <@Dagmar> One of my otehr people is on there as "Throwing Wrenches" 17:13 <@Dagmar> She's heard nothing either. 17:14 <@Dagmar> It really pisses me off that this does look _exactly_ like fag-bashing bullshit 17:15 < rattle> http://thesatanictemple.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Activity_Book.pdf 17:17 <@Dagmar> rattle: That's what they distributed?? 17:20 <@Wilpig> hahaha 17:20 <@Mirage> WTF kind of sense does this make: Client has puppet in production and wants to use it for config management and has developed several modules for installing/configuring middleware components based on system role. In a meeting today the revelation came out that the final module puppet runs forced the client into "noop" (test) mode. 17:20 < rattle> The Satanic Temple truly is a force for good in this world. 17:22 <@Mirage> They claim that they just need it to build the security baseline. Once deployed they'll only worry about using puppet reports to identify veriancces 17:26 <@Dagmar> whaaaa 17:29 < notlarry> Wait, smoking green fruit loops does not get you high?!? 17:29 <@eryc> only if you add salts 17:29 <@Dagmar> notlarry: I can tell you for certain that it does not. 17:29 <@Wilpig> I've got an entire shaker of salt on top of hte stove 17:30 <@eryc> you need the salt that collects around your bathtub i think 17:31 <@Wilpig> that sounds dumb. I'd have to cancel the housekeeper. I like having clean floors 17:34 <@Dagmar> lol I apparently got applause for that post about Lovecraf 17:34 <@Dagmar> t 17:34 -!- K4k [~K4k@unaffiliated/k4k] has quit [Ping timeout: 258 seconds] 17:41 <@Dagmar> Queue: 147. 17:41 <@Dagmar> Wait time: > 1 h 17:41 <@Dagmar> *headdesk* 17:57 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 17:59 < notlarry> Dagmar: you have to roll them up in pot leaves, like cigars. 18:00 < notlarry> and the next part of this joke was sexist and discrimitory and as such has been censored. 18:06 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 18:06 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 18:26 <@eryc> notlarry: its not sexist if you're gay 18:31 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 18:32 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 18:32 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 18:36 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 19:15 <@eryc> dat yellow 19:22 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@71-12-31-114.static.spbg.sc.charter.com] has joined #se2600 19:22 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 19:42 < notlarry> eryc: but I'm not gay. I just like the cock. 19:44 <@Wilpig> notlarry: the cock? like a specific one? 19:48 < notlarry> Hush now. 19:49 < notlarry> The one day I bring my running shears to work my manager spends the afternoon in here. 19:49 < notlarry> Tonight I get to go to "the other data center" and make the two people there do my bidding. It seems they have been resistant to efforts to get them to do shit. 19:50 <@Wilpig> did you bring a whip and a chair? 19:50 <@Wilpig> the whip alone could be racist, but the chair makes you a lion tamer 20:16 < RangerZ> cause thats what the NFL needs.... http://www.cbsnews.com/news/another-nfl-player-arrested-for-domestic-violence-incident/ 20:16 <@GateKeeper> Title: Another NFL player arrested for domestic violence incident - CBS News (at www.cbsnews.com) 20:24 <@Wilpig> Dagmar: http://cpanayides.tumblr.com/post/97736088253/omfg-ferrets-i-miss-ol-ike 20:24 <@GateKeeper> Title: OMFG FERRETS!! I miss ol’ Ike… Won't the 'splodey hurt? (at cpanayides.tumblr.com) 20:34 <@eryc> Wilpig: https://boodigo.com/ 20:34 <@GateKeeper> Title: Boodigo (at boodigo.com) 20:34 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@71-12-31-114.static.spbg.sc.charter.com] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 20:45 < aestetix_> I wonder if that email to the se2600 list will cause drama 20:47 <@Wilpig> nah 20:57 < aestetix_> who knows maybe it will get a good answer 21:09 < aestetix_> so 21:09 < aestetix_> if someone here has a facebook account 21:09 < aestetix_> https://www.facebook.com/SisterRoma/posts/10152450716251359 21:09 < aestetix_> could they screenshot that for me? 21:09 < aestetix_> I can't read it because it requires a login :/ 21:10 <@Wilpig> aestetix_: http://hastebin.com/rapiwaneme.vhdl 21:10 <@GateKeeper> Title: hastebin (at hastebin.com) 21:14 < aestetix_> god they are assholes 21:19 <@Wilpig> just ran across an application with a captcha to uninstall it... 21:19 <@Wilpig> that screams legit 21:23 -!- notfie- [~fie@ip70-178-38-247.ks.ks.cox.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 245 seconds] 21:42 < aestetix_> Corydon76: how do you handle it when someone farts on your dick during sex? Can you just ignore the smell? 21:47 <@eryc> have you ever swallowed a fart and then burped it up? 21:48 -!- mode/#se2600 [+b *!*@173.203.197.247] by GateKeeper 21:48 -!- aestetix_ was kicked from #se2600 by GateKeeper [Just because] 21:49 <@Shadow404> woot 21:49 <@Shadow404> found the tail light cover at the neighbors mailbox on the ground 21:49 <@Shadow404> thats a $37 save 21:54 -!- mode/#se2600 [-b *!*@173.203.197.247] by eryc 21:55 < RangerZ> WOW.... Wilpig captcha to uninstall? 21:55 < RangerZ> wow... thats on my DIAF list 21:56 -!- aestetix [~aestetix@173.203.197.247] has joined #se2600 21:58 <@eryc> if you were to line up 10 people in a human centipede and have them all swallow each others farts how much would the gas at the end increase or decrease? 21:58 <@eryc> this is a common core math problem 22:07 <@Wilpig> RangerZ: yeah it's some kinda malware for sure 22:07 <@Wilpig> the uninstaller was wanting to install more shit after the captcha 22:10 <@eryc> eww you're infected 22:16 <@Shadow404> eryc: mad cow.... 22:45 < aestetix> http://www.donkdown.com/live-radio/ 22:45 < aestetix> weev is on the radio 22:47 <@eryc> is he getting throatfucked? 22:48 <@Bahhumbug> hahahaha 22:57 < aestetix> He did just blame the jews for all the problems in the world 22:58 <@eryc> that shylock is gonna die now 22:58 < aestetix> oh wow weev is in lebanon 22:59 <@Wilpig> country or , tn 22:59 < aestetix> country 22:59 < aestetix> as in, beiruit lebanon 23:00 <@eryc> so he fled the country 23:00 < aestetix> yes 23:00 <@eryc> isn't he still up for another trial? 23:00 <@Wilpig> if crazypants was stalking me I would flee the country too 23:00 <@eryc> haha 23:00 < aestetix> eryc: yes 23:01 <@eryc> apparently lebanon doesn't have an extradition treaty 23:02 <@eryc> well this should be on cnn 23:02 <@eryc> accused fucktard flees to lebanon to avoid second trial 23:04 <@eryc> i'm surprised he got past the tsa 23:04 <@Bahhumbug> He fled to fucking LEBANON? 23:04 <@Bahhumbug> Awesome. 23:04 < aestetix> apparently so 23:04 <@Bahhumbug> See ya. 23:05 <@eryc> to gitmo! 23:06 <@eryc> i wonder if he joined hezbollah yet 23:07 <@Bahhumbug> Everyone needs cannon fodder. 23:07 <@eryc> i'm sure they have some gay fighters that need some stress relief 23:09 <@eryc> seriously what kind of idiot flees the country and then gets on the radio to announce where he is 23:09 < aestetix> apparnetly lebanon doesn't have insider trading laws 23:09 <@Bahhumbug> Asked and answered. 23:09 <@Bahhumbug> Apparently Lebanon doesn't have trading. 23:09 <@CRasH180> No, they just cut off your head 23:09 <@Bahhumbug> Hi CRasH180. 23:09 <@CRasH180> Hi Bahhumbug! 23:09 < aestetix> Bahhumbug: weev's plan seems to be to run his hedge fund from Lebanon and short-sell AT&T stock 23:10 <@Bahhumbug> Weev's plan should be to keep his fat racist mouth shut so he doesn't get sent back to federal pound him up the ass prison. 23:11 <@eryc> how is he going to invest in AT&T stock without getting his assets frozen 23:11 <@CRasH180> Under a shell account 23:11 <@CRasH180> Someone else buying the stock for him, I would think 23:11 <@eryc> so his plan is to attempt to hack AT&T again and embarass them somehow? and he expects the stock to be affected, at all? 23:11 <@Bahhumbug> He's not that smart. 23:12 <@Bahhumbug> So I take it weev won't be going to PN this year? 23:12 < aestetix> No, but I invited murd0c 23:12 <@eryc> he can be the keynote speaker via skype 23:12 <@Shadow404> lawl 23:13 <@Bahhumbug> What if weev gave a talk and no one came? 23:13 < aestetix> Bahhumbug: I'm not sure that's possible. 23:13 <@Shadow404> what if pn happened this year and almost no one came? 23:13 < aestetix> The question is whether more people would be there for his talk, or to protest his talk 23:13 <@Bahhumbug> Or to drag him out back and beat the fuck out of him? 23:14 <@eryc> Shadow404: someone always comes at pn 23:14 <@Bahhumbug> Damn it. Forgot to grab last night's SoA :/ 23:15 <@CRasH180> Is there a tonight's SodA? 23:15 <@eryc> what is SoA 23:15 <@Shadow404> sons of anarchy 23:15 <@Bahhumbug> Sons of Anarchy 23:16 <@eryc> o 23:16 <@Shadow404> ex-roomie girl loved that show 23:16 <@Bahhumbug> Show rocks. 23:16 <@Bahhumbug> Last season so pretty much everyone is gonna get dead. 23:16 <@Shadow404> it was so inplausible that i couldnt even fathom watching it 23:20 <@eryc> what's it about? 23:20 <@eryc> guns and metalheads? 23:29 <@eryc> i see, it's the hells angels 23:42 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 23:42 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 23:44 <@Bahhumbug> Oddly enough the character that plays Happy on the show is a real life Angel. 23:49 <@eryc> aren't they just a bunch of drug-peddling alcoholic rednecks? --- Log closed Thu Sep 18 00:00:50 2014