--- Log opened Thu Jul 24 00:00:11 2014 --- Day changed Thu Jul 24 2014 00:00 <@Dagmar> I'd call the cops from my car. 00:00 <@Bahhumbug> Heh 00:00 <@Dagmar> If they get there in time to catch someone, great 00:01 <@Dagmar> Otherwise, I'm pretty sure it's legal for me to set my own bike on fire. 00:01 <@Bahhumbug> Not with someone _on_ it :) 00:01 <@Dagmar> ...and then wait to see what the "owner" says. 00:01 <@Dagmar> That wasn't originally my plan but now you have my interest 00:01 <@Bahhumbug> :D 00:02 <@Dagmar> It's my bike. I know quite well that I could tear the seat off with one hand, open the gas tank, shove a paper towel in there, and light it. 00:02 <@Dagmar> Ten seconds. 00:02 <@Dagmar> Would not bother me one damn bit 00:03 <@Dagmar> 'cuz you *don't* steal a man's bike. 00:03 <@Bahhumbug> The trick is to get someone to stand still long enough to do that and still have time to stick him back on the scooter afterward. 00:03 <@Dagmar> More like they'd have ten seconds to figure out to stop me 00:03 <@Bahhumbug> Most people would run. 00:03 <@Dagmar> I should hope 00:03 <@Dagmar> It makes it more fun that way 00:04 <@Bahhumbug> :D 00:04 <@Dagmar> because after the bikes on fire, I have a car and they don't. 00:04 <@Dagmar> The laughter I emit at such times, I have been told, is mentally scarring to hear. 00:04 <@Bahhumbug> Anyone that can't escape from a car when they are on foot deserves to be run down. 00:05 <@Dagmar> Remember, I'm driving a thing that can almost turn around without leaving a parking spot 00:05 <@Dagmar> ...and I don't want to run them over. 00:05 <@Dagmar> I want them to *run* 00:05 <@Dagmar> ...for as many miles as it takes. 00:05 <@Bahhumbug> Heh 00:06 <@Dagmar> ...because I will be on the phone with the cops. 00:06 <@Dagmar> Pretty sure I'll get an "evaluation" 00:06 <@Dagmar> ...but as long as I don't hurt someone, it should mainly be a formality. 00:07 <@Bahhumbug> I suspect the cops will allow the chase to play itself out if for no other reason than pure hilarity. 00:07 <@Dagmar> nah they don't ahve a big sense of humor about that 00:07 <@Dagmar> They'd probably tase the guy 00:07 <@Dagmar> ...and then I would need a oxygen support until I could stop laughing 00:07 <@Bahhumbug> Hahaha 00:08 <@Dagmar> "Dispatcher, please follow my Glympse URL" 00:09 <@Bahhumbug> heh 00:11 <@Dagmar> We might even find out if my overkill adrenal response still works. 00:12 <@Dagmar> I've picked up and thrown a 300 pound couch before when I lost my temper 00:12 <@Dagmar> A 250lb bike seems like it would be a pretty good weapon to me 00:12 <@Dagmar> This is why I dont lose my temper 00:15 <@Dagmar> Ooo oooo! Intel map time 00:16 <@Bahhumbug> yeah, throwing your scooter _might_ get you in a bit of trouble. 00:18 <@Dagmar> "Come now. I'm a system administrator. How could I possibly pick up and throw something weighing 250 pounds?" 00:19 <@Dagmar> TWO POING FOUR MILLION MU AND CLIMING 00:36 < RangerZ|Laptop> Dagmar: like a weight throw... you grab it and spin around ~2 times, and then let it launch 00:38 < RangerZ|Laptop> http://www.batoto.net/comic/_/comics/i-got-stuck-in-real-life-so-its-okay-to-get-addicted-to-an-mmo-right-r12699 00:38 < RangerZ|Laptop> gods... I love some manga names 00:39 < aestetix_> hmm 00:39 < aestetix_> if you get raided by the FBI, and they interrogate you, and all you talk about is anal sex, what would they do? 00:39 < RangerZ|Laptop> fuck you 00:39 < RangerZ|Laptop> b/c you asked for it 00:40 < RangerZ|Laptop> and any judge with a good dark sense of irony, would let them off... for being that ballsy(against your ass) 00:44 < RangerZ|Laptop> plus... you're going to lose any case they bring against you 00:44 < RangerZ|Laptop> all they have to do is just play YOUR talk about anal sex to a jury... and you'll be convicted 00:44 < RangerZ|Laptop> doesn't matter the charge 00:46 < RangerZ|Laptop> "off to gitmo with him, he's a terrorist" 00:57 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 00:57 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 01:04 <@Dagmar> RangerZ: Check the Intel map. Something like >15 million MU 01:12 < RangerZ|Laptop> whoa... 01:12 < RangerZ|Laptop> is that a blue inside the a green? 01:13 < RangerZ|Laptop> wait... how many layers are there 01:24 < aestetix_> over 9000 01:26 < RangerZ|Laptop> nah 01:27 < RangerZ|Laptop> only 8887 01:50 < aestetix_> wilpig: found another pic of your girlfriend: http://i.imgur.com/6RHi3L8.png 01:51 < aestetix_> probably nsfw 01:55 <@Bahhumbug> "probably" 01:59 -!- hobbes615 [~hobbes@unaffiliated/hobbes615] has quit [Quit: This computer has gone to sleep] 02:02 <@Dagmar> 10 or 12 layers 02:03 <@Dagmar> I *think* we broke Niantics new synchronization mechanism. :) 02:03 <@Dagmar> I don't think it was meant to handle people doing this across three different cells. 02:03 <@Dagmar> I probably should have mentioned that to people. 02:03 <@Dagmar> Oops. 02:04 <@Dagmar> We um... definitely stuck a finger up at Niantic tonight. 02:04 <@Dagmar> They can't ignore it. 02:04 <@Dagmar> The score isn't reporting right, and we're now within the anomaly event septicycle. 02:05 <@Dagmar> Like, in the first inning, we collectively threw 15.1 million pudding cups onto the field here. 02:05 <@Dagmar> Tee-hee. 02:05 <@Dagmar> You may notice your phone client running a little slow. 02:05 <@Dagmar> Ten addiional layers of swirling goo is a thing it doesn't really do well. 02:40 -!- K4k_ [~K4k@23.31.151.141] has joined #se2600 02:41 -!- K4k [~K4k@unaffiliated/k4k] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 02:41 < RangerZ|Laptop> Dagmar: you're purposely breaking ingress's DB sharding experiments 02:41 < RangerZ|Laptop> you know... thats not nice 02:42 -!- K4k_ [~K4k@23.31.151.141] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 02:43 -!- K4k_ [~K4k@frontend.gtri.gatech.edu] has joined #se2600 03:02 -!- K4k_ [~K4k@frontend.gtri.gatech.edu] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 03:02 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 05:31 < aestetix_> ugh 05:31 < aestetix_> so many fucking distractions 05:31 < aestetix_> if it's not a car honking it's an alarm going off 07:33 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez! 07:54 -!- firemouth [~firemouth@c-71-227-22-199.hsd1.mi.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds] 07:59 -!- K4k_ [~K4k@23.31.151.141] has joined #se2600 08:00 -!- K4k_ [~K4k@23.31.151.141] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 08:00 -!- K4k_ [~K4k@frontend.gtri.gatech.edu] has joined #se2600 08:23 -!- K4k_ [~K4k@frontend.gtri.gatech.edu] has quit [Quit: WeeChat 0.4.3] 08:23 -!- ignotus-sdf [~ignotus@66.223.57.70] has joined #se2600 08:23 -!- K4k [~K4k@unaffiliated/k4k] has joined #se2600 08:23 -!- ignotus-sdf [~ignotus@66.223.57.70] has left #se2600 [] 08:24 -!- ignotus-sdf [~ignotus@66.223.57.70] has joined #se2600 08:24 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o ignotus-sdf] by ChanServ 08:25 <@wilpig> have any of y'all heard of this? http://www.ticketmaster.com/artist/735894?wt.mc_id=EML_NTF375621_19 08:25 <@wilpig> found a few videos on youtube that look like they might be it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM27hCTYVnY 08:25 <@GateKeeper> Title: Primus & the Chocolate Factory 2013-12-31 Willy Wonka OST Set II Fox Theater Oakland CA - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 08:25 <@wilpig> just wondering if it's a live thing or what 08:33 <@ignotus-sdf> I would say yes, knowing what I know about Les Claypool. 08:34 <@ignotus-sdf> Yes, the info makes it look like a live performance. 08:38 <@wilpig> tickets go on sale next week. I think I might have to go 08:38 <@wilpig> I was on call the week that they were playing at the stone pony 08:49 <@ignotus-sdf> Been a minute since I heard any of their stuff. 08:49 <@wilpig> this does look like alot of fun. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbuJVwauYIU 08:49 <@GateKeeper> Title: Oompa Loompa Song - Primus & The Chocolate Factory - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 09:27 <@brimstone> any of you use stacking mode with the dell n2000 line of switches? 09:27 * brimstone shoots in the dark 09:32 <@ignotus-sdf> I'm out. We're a Juniper shop. 09:32 * wilpig shoots back at brimstone 09:32 <@wilpig> we're juniper here too. sorry 09:33 <@brimstone> :( 10:15 -!- RangerZ|Laptop [~rangerz@c-69-137-107-2.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: Leaving.] 10:41 <@ignotus-sdf> So, I fat-fingered my original DX order, so now I get two exact shipments from Hong Kong at $99 a pop. Should be here any day now. 10:41 <@ignotus-sdf> On the bright side, that means I can build TWO pirateboxen. 10:44 -!- RangerZ|Laptop [~rangerz@129.59.115.25] has joined #se2600 10:52 <@brimstone> neat, what'd you order? 10:52 <@brimstone> i ran into other pirate box fanatics at hope 10:52 <@brimstone> we didn't find Matthies though 10:52 <@brimstone> Matthias? 10:58 <@ignotus-sdf> The boxes you were talking to me about. 730N I think they are, with two USB sticks suitable for dead drops or storage. 10:59 <@ignotus-sdf> I will have about 6 mice and 10 phone signal-blocking bags. I'll have some at the meeting to give away. 11:00 <@ignotus-sdf> You'll know me. I'll be shaved bald with my HFC shirt on. 11:01 <@brimstone> you got 703Ns from DX? 11:01 <@brimstone> neat 11:01 <@ignotus-sdf> yup. $25 apiece. 11:09 <@ignotus-sdf> http://dx.com/p/158552 11:09 <@GateKeeper> Title: Buy TP-LINK TL-WR703N Mini 3G 2.4GHz 802.11b/g/n 150Mbps Wireless Router - Blue (at dx.com) 11:17 <@oddball> Dear lord... they actually did it. The first trailer for the 50 Shades of Grey movie is up. 11:20 <@wilpig> it's porn right? 11:21 <@oddball> Pretty much, but this one might hit the normal thaters. 11:22 <@oddball> From what I understand, it's bad BDSM erotica that was originally bad Harry Potter BDSM erotica fanfic that has had its serial numbers scraped off. 11:24 <@ignotus-sdf> oddball: It's what happens when Twilight tries to grow up. 11:27 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 11:27 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 11:42 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 12:02 * shapr hops randomly 12:02 <@shapr> GOOD MORNING 12:05 < eryc> no 12:09 * shapr hugs eryc 12:09 <@shapr> NOW IT'S A GOOD MORNING 12:09 <@Dagmar> Damn what slowasses 12:10 <@Dagmar> I can't believe Mologogo doesn't have a goddamn Android app yet 12:10 <@Dagmar> Do I gotta fuckin' code it myself? 12:10 <@Dagmar> I mean holy shit Android phones have hardware features that make that shit easy 12:20 <@wilpig> ? 12:29 <@Dagmar> Mologogo gmonk.appspot.com 12:29 <@critch> anyone play with mosh here? 12:29 <@Dagmar> It's basically an app you put on a Windows Mobile phone (that's in Java, even) that acts as an anti-theft beacon 12:30 <@Dagmar> I mya just wind up buying a used Evo 4g for this 12:30 <@Dagmar> Get a damn Ting account 12:31 <@critch> Dagmar: have you looked at some of the options cyanogenmod is doing now? 12:31 <@Dagmar> Do they come in $50 varieties? 12:31 <@critch> If you have cyanogenmod installed and create an account with them, they can do phone locate for you. 12:32 <@Dagmar> *eyeroll* 12:32 <@critch> Also remote wipe and such 12:32 <@Dagmar> This would be for use as an anti-theft beacon for a vehicle 12:32 <@critch> Right, cheap ass phone, wipe, and install, then put away where it can get trickle charged. 12:32 <@Dagmar> ...meaning it would have to sit around in low power mode waiting for the accellerometer to trigger 12:33 <@critch> With cyanogenmod, it sits in lowish power and awaits a push message to return info. 12:33 <@Dagmar> I don't need to worry about remote wipe and so on 12:33 <@Dagmar> You realize this is a pretty normal Android thing, right? 12:33 <@critch> yes 12:34 <@Dagmar> It doesn't require CM to do in the least 12:34 <@Dagmar> I can poke my tablet with the Android device manager 12:34 <@Dagmar> It's still running stock ice cream 12:35 <@Dagmar> I'm guessing CM did it because that's a play service 12:35 <@Dagmar> ...or something 12:35 <@critch> possibly 12:35 <@critch> Interesting, CM found my phone, but play isn't 12:35 <@Corydon76-home> critch: you find one where the beacon is activated via SMS? 12:36 <@critch> strange, once I hit the locate icon, it found it right off. 12:37 <@Corydon76-home> I can get additional lines on my T-Mobile account for $5/mo/line 12:37 <@Corydon76-home> That includes unlimited SMS, but it doesn't include data 12:38 <@critch> for anyone other than Dagmar, I'd suggest some small arduino, a gprs shield, and a gps shield. Then you could make it ping via sms. 12:39 <@Corydon76-home> Why a GPS shield? Wouldn't you want the location? 12:41 <@critch> your questions don't make sense. GPS gives you location with greater accuracy than cell tower location. 12:42 <@Corydon76-home> A GPS shield doesn't block the GPS signal, the way I expect shielding to work? 12:43 <@critch> on arduino the expansion boards are called shields 12:43 <@ignotus-sdf> Dagmar: I have a Firefox with Lycamobile. 12:43 <@Corydon76-home> Why not just call them expansion boards? 12:44 <@critch> Would be interesting with this shield, you could attach an external mic and zero in on it with noise triangulation after cell tower location. http://store.cutedigi.com/sim900-gprs-gms-shield/ 12:44 <@GateKeeper> Title: SIM900 GPRS/GMS Shield (at store.cutedigi.com) 12:45 <@Dagmar> ignotus-sdf: I don't need to talk on the phone at all 12:45 <@Dagmar> I could do the arduino thing but too much fuckin' work 12:45 <@Corydon76-home> Dagmar: I dearly wish that was a feature available for my cell phone 12:46 <@ignotus-sdf> ah. I'm the opposite. I only want the call ability from the carrier. I have location off and use Wifi when I need it and don't have my laptop. 12:46 <@Corydon76-home> Too many of the people who call me have nothing to actually say 12:46 <@Dagmar> hehe 12:46 <@Dagmar> Fuck that reminds me I still need to test call recording since I upped to 4.4.4 12:46 <@Dagmar> I was going to put those "Academic Advisor" fuckers up on YouTube 12:46 <@Corydon76-home> "I tried to call someone who isn't right next to you. Do you know where they are?" 12:47 <@ignotus-sdf> Google Voice captures most of my stuff. I switched phones, so it doesn't forward. I want to set up so when I install asterisk I can forward from that. 12:47 <@Dagmar> ignotus-sdf: You can get a Ting account with basically data only for like $12-15 a month 12:48 <@ignotus-sdf> I know. :( they refused to support the Open C. 12:48 <@Corydon76-home> Or worse: "I'm on my lunch break." Congratulations? 12:48 -!- RangerZ|Laptop [~rangerz@129.59.115.25] has quit [Quit: Leaving.] 12:48 -!- RangerZ|Laptop1 [~rangerz@129.59.115.25] has joined #se2600 12:48 -!- RangerZ|Laptop1 [~rangerz@129.59.115.25] has quit [Client Quit] 12:49 <@Corydon76-home> "I'm on my way home." Great. I'll see you when you get here. 12:50 <@Corydon76-home> I really don't understand why people have to tell me they're on their way to see me. It's not like I'm ever doing anything I wouldn't want somebody else to see. I am the most boring person in the world. 12:51 <@ignotus-sdf> They want you to experience anticipation and excitement. 12:52 <@Corydon76-home> Or they call and I don't answer, because I don't take my phone into the bathroom while I'm taking a shit. 12:52 <@ignotus-sdf> I am grateful for my international employer, who allows me to drink nice beers at work. 12:53 <@ignotus-sdf> Today is a Blue Moon Rounder. 12:53 <@Corydon76-home> I could probably drink, too, except that I'm not all that fond of beer, and I have this thing about drinking before noon. 12:55 <@Corydon76-home> So are all of you in Nashville ready for the new 629 area code next week? 12:56 <@Corydon76-home> and 10-digit dialing in the local area... 12:56 <@wilpig> that's what address books are for 12:57 <@Corydon76-home> You have an address book on your Nashville area PBX? 12:58 <@ignotus-sdf> wilpig is simply magical like that. 13:11 -!- RangerZ|Laptop [~rangerz@c-69-137-107-2.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 13:24 -!- eryc [~eric@internetjanitor.com] has quit [Ping timeout: 250 seconds] 13:24 -!- eryc [~eric@unaffiliated/internetjanitor] has joined #se2600 13:25 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o eryc] by ChanServ 13:50 < RangerZ|Laptop> ignotus-sdf: Dagmar's new bike will have its own Ting 'phone' with constant GPS location... being pinged to a server... for cheap-lo-jack 13:51 < RangerZ|Laptop> lol 13:51 <@ignotus-sdf> love it! 13:54 <@shapr> speaking of which, is there an affordable way to get a data-only sim/contract for sending data from my car? 13:54 <@critch> shapr: look at ting 13:54 -!- hobbes615 [~hobbes@unaffiliated/hobbes615] has joined #se2600 13:54 <@shapr> I'm using ting 13:55 <@critch> They offer a data only option 13:55 <@shapr> oh! 13:55 * shapr looks 13:57 <@ignotus-sdf> Yeah, I think I remember seeing that. I was considering SIP based calling. 13:58 <@critch> I have more crazy data issues than normal voice issues. Ingress lets me know when the data is crappy, but calls come through just fine. 14:09 < RangerZ|Laptop> my understanding is that voice & data use different comm channels 14:09 < RangerZ|Laptop> (within the same frequency band) 14:10 < RangerZ|Laptop> voice is much easier to have a 'lossy' signal that qualifies as 'good' 14:11 < RangerZ|Laptop> and voice data has a TON of redundancy built into the signal, parity bits, etc 14:27 < RangerZ|Laptop> just look at Music CDs, they hold ~2.5x 700MB of data, so that they have enough parity/back up data so that they can reproduce the audio even with defects, lol 14:28 < RangerZ|Laptop> blue-ray is suppose to be ~3x or more than the 25GB they talk about 14:29 <@critch> The point still stands that SIP over mobile network is not as stable/reliable as voice over mobile network. 14:30 < RangerZ|Laptop> well my question is... does it use TCP or UDP 14:30 < RangerZ|Laptop> b/c if you can use UDP, and just throw more packets... 14:30 < RangerZ|Laptop> would work out better 14:31 < RangerZ|Laptop> so wiki says it can run under both 14:31 < RangerZ|Laptop> my suggestion is to use UDP then 14:34 <@critch> you miss an important problem. Not all cell towers support data. It doesn't matter how many packets you throw if they all fall flat before they leave your device. 14:34 < RangerZ|Laptop> ahh, didn't know that 14:34 < RangerZ|Laptop> i knew the 'out of range' issue (obviously) 14:35 < RangerZ|Laptop> but not that towers weren't standardized 14:35 < aestetix_> vagina 14:35 <@critch> I have had areas where I have full bars, but no data support at all 14:37 < RangerZ|Laptop> well that sucks 14:38 < RangerZ|Laptop> you need to move to a real city then 14:38 < RangerZ|Laptop> LOL 14:38 < RangerZ|Laptop> (or real country) 14:38 < RangerZ|Laptop> US is becoming 3rd world country when it comes to infrastructure :/ 14:45 <@ignotus-sdf> The Master of Anatomy has made himself known. 14:47 <@critch> City isn't always the problem. It is back country areas that are lucky to get voice coverage and the cell company doesn't bother running enough excess capacity out to the tower for data beyond billing records. 14:50 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@88.sub-174-237-44.myvzw.com] has joined #se2600 14:50 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 15:01 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@88.sub-174-237-44.myvzw.com] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 15:02 < aestetix_> silly question 15:02 < aestetix_> let's say you join a company as employee number 6 15:03 < aestetix_> then three employees who joined before you leave 15:03 < aestetix_> does that make you employee number 3? 15:04 * critch points aestetix_ to DB referential integrity documentation for his no answer. 15:04 < aestetix_> lol 15:05 < aestetix_> critch: I reply with sorting algorithms ;) 15:05 <@critch> It also might mean you are just the last rat to jump before sinking 15:07 < RangerZ|Laptop> aestetix_: #3 no, 3rd in line, yes 15:07 < RangerZ|Laptop> my step-dad's job gives each employee a #, (the front desk secretary is #7), he's like 5300, and they are up to 6000 or something 15:08 < RangerZ|Laptop> its in order, sequential... (yes, she's been there forever, lol) 15:08 < RangerZ|Laptop> and that # determines seniority, and other things 15:08 < RangerZ|Laptop> (within the same dept) (if you want a large scale example) 15:10 -!- npcomp [~eldon@c-24-126-240-124.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 15:17 < aestetix_> so this is very interesting 15:17 < aestetix_> https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8079789 15:17 < aestetix_> this guy has the twitter account @futurestack 15:17 < aestetix_> he's used that name for years 15:17 < aestetix_> and new relic created a conference they called "futurestack" 15:18 < aestetix_> after a bunch of back and forth drama, the guy started changing his twitter page to mock the conference 15:18 < aestetix_> at which point his twitter account got suspended 15:18 < aestetix_> what's interesting here is that the twitter account was not created to impersonate, but impersonated because he was pissed off 15:19 < aestetix_> And it's arguable that the naming confusion was actually started by new relic, and he did the "impersonation" thing as an act of self defense 15:20 < aestetix_> I'm curious here what the line between impersonation and satire is 15:25 <@Corydon76-home> I'm curious why you think any of us care. 15:25 <@ignotus-sdf> not sure. I sense much butthurt in the thread, but agree with dude (futurestack) 15:26 <@Corydon76-home> If he didn't get a trademark on the term, then he's in the wrong 15:27 <@ignotus-sdf> Corydon76-home: we only "care" because shapr seeds joy and fluffy bunnies into this channel. 15:28 <@Corydon76-home> If some business group out there decides to get a trademark on "Corydon76", I'm fucked. Nothing I can legally do about it. 15:28 * shapr stabs ignotus-sdf with a bunny seed 15:28 <@shapr> STABBINATION 15:28 <@ignotus-sdf> See? 15:28 <@ignotus-sdf> I am having a moment of zen now. 15:28 <@shapr> ignotus-sdf: I really am unrealistically cheerful today. 15:28 <@ignotus-sdf> not a bad thing. 15:28 <@shapr> but then, I have a cool job where I get to do awesome projects 15:28 <@shapr> although I almost feel sorry for the next girl who gets me in bed 15:29 <@ignotus-sdf> makes me wary of the projects, then. 15:29 <@Corydon76-home> shapr: we didn't tell you? The next person you get in bed will be a guy 15:29 <@Corydon76-home> and he has what might be charitably described as a horse dick. 15:30 <@Corydon76-home> Although, most horses would be jealous 15:31 < npcomp> Wow, join a new channel, horse dicks in <30 minutes. 15:31 <@wilpig> shapr: I think what Corydon76-home is suggesting is that he'll put on a wig and you can call him cordonina for an afternoon 15:31 <@Corydon76-home> He's known as the Puppet Master 15:31 < npcomp> I feel like I'm back on undernet. 15:32 <@Corydon76-home> npcomp: you're welcome 15:32 <@wilpig> npcomp: let's see if this makes you feel more like undernet 15:32 -!- npcomp was kicked from #se2600 by wilpig [this is really a split, not a kick] 15:32 -!- npcomp [~eldon@c-24-126-240-124.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 15:32 <@ignotus-sdf> oh, you HAD to open that can of worms... 15:32 < npcomp> Yep, back on undernet. 15:32 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@3.sub-174-237-40.myvzw.com] has joined #se2600 15:32 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 15:33 * wilpig pokes SuMo_D 15:33 <@SuMo_D> o_O 15:33 <@SuMo_D> thou poketh? 15:33 <@SuMo_D> sup? 15:33 <@wilpig> you know you like it. :D 15:33 < RangerZ|Laptop> SuMo_D: let him be... his first poking of anything in a long time 15:33 <@wilpig> since you missed it this morning. I got a ticket notice about Primus and the Chocolate Factory this morning 15:34 <@SuMo_D> oh sweet 15:34 <@SuMo_D> have fun! 15:34 <@ignotus-sdf> npcomp: so your in my neck of the woods? 15:34 <@wilpig> best any of us can tell it's Dark Side of the Moon / Wizard of Oz, except primus and the old willy wonka 15:34 <@ignotus-sdf> your = you're 15:34 <@ignotus-sdf> cool. 15:34 <@SuMo_D> :) sounds like a good time 15:35 < npcomp> Yep, 15:35 < npcomp> I guess so. 15:35 < npcomp> What neck of this neck of the woods are you in? 15:35 <@wilpig> who? 15:36 <@wilpig> nm. fuckin' atlata ppl 15:36 < npcomp> Hahaha. 15:36 < RangerZ|Laptop> lies, there aren't "people" in atlanta 15:36 <@critch> wilpig: did you see the mess they put over nashville in ingress? 15:36 < RangerZ|Laptop> pshh 15:36 <@wilpig> our new intake process blows much ass 15:36 <@wilpig> yeah I saw a screen shot 15:37 <@wilpig> we had a plan to do something similar but green when I was still there 15:37 <@critch> barely see streets in the intel map it is soo thick. 15:37 <@wilpig> had a dickhead in western ky that was fucking it all up 15:37 < npcomp> Wait, so is ingress actually pretty fun? 15:38 < RangerZ|Laptop> can be, eyah 15:38 < RangerZ|Laptop> yeah* 15:38 < npcomp> A bunch of people were apparently zapping each other at Freeside last night. 15:38 <@critch> depends on your definition of fun. 15:38 < RangerZ|Laptop> great way to learn a new city, or the local history 15:38 <@critch> or get to know people you haven't met before. 15:38 <@wilpig> I had alot of fun with it running around NY 15:38 <@critch> I was fighting with some people during intermission for Def Leppard 15:39 <@wilpig> pretty sure I was in some areas I shouldn't have been in too 15:39 < npcomp> I just felt like it was also a great way for the googs to get even more of my brainmmatter. 15:39 <@wilpig> it can be fun 15:39 < npcomp> Which they already have a little more than I'm commfortable with...so... 15:39 <@wilpig> when I was still in nashville I had a good ole time fucking with the smurfs 15:40 <@wilpig> I'd hit shit at night and have them accuse me of trespassing but not a one of them would ever come out 15:40 <@wilpig> did call the cops on several of them though. 15:41 <@SuMo_D> wilpig how was HOPE? 15:41 <@shapr> wilpig: terrifying 15:41 <@wilpig> SuMo_D: good times 15:41 <@SuMo_D> the boys were like we met all sorts of cool people :) 15:41 <@SuMo_D> I was proud 15:41 < RangerZ|Laptop> he got put on a few lists, for going to the snowden talk 15:41 <@SuMo_D> did their con right 15:41 <@wilpig> I got to sneak up behind aestetix_ and whisper sweet penises in his ear 15:42 <@SuMo_D> ha 15:42 <@SuMo_D> nice 15:42 <@brimstone> someone talkin' smack about atlanta again? 15:42 <@brimstone> and it isn't me? 15:42 * brimstone eyes RangerZ|Laptop 15:42 <@wilpig> I saw brimstone too 15:42 <@SuMo_D> yeah they were were sad they didn't get to meet Mitch cause of all the Snowden people blocking the way 15:42 < RangerZ|Laptop> brimstone: don't worry, i've driven past it before, but was smart enough to not stop 15:42 <@wilpig> fuckin' mog 15:42 < RangerZ|Laptop> so I know what I'm talking about 15:42 < RangerZ|Laptop> ;) 15:42 <@SuMo_D> and apparently they met another person that was just like me... and they get what I say now when I'm like yeah the South is a different.... 15:43 <@wilpig> SuMo_D: they met another person that spoke tech and had boobs? 15:43 <@SuMo_D> apparently 15:43 <@wilpig> was it a dude? cause there were plenty of man boobs 15:43 <@SuMo_D> and she was crazy too 15:44 <@wilpig> there was a genuine crazy dude talking about stegonography 15:44 <@wilpig> or a variation of it really 15:45 <@ignotus-sdf> npcomp: I'm over here near CNN Center. 15:45 <@wilpig> npcomp: if you know where the fbi field office is. you can ask for ignotus-sdf there. 15:46 <@ignotus-sdf> You should come to the 404 meeting. Then there would be at least 4 of us. 15:46 <@wilpig> easier to profile you in a group 15:46 <@brimstone> ignotus-sdf: npcomp was at the may meeting 15:46 <@Corydon76-home> npcomp: don't play Ingress. It's a sinister plot to make you exercise 15:46 <@ignotus-sdf> heh. I'm already on bad terms with them. 15:46 < npcomp> ignotus-sdf: No shit, me, too. 15:47 < npcomp> wilpig: trying to figure out if you're joking or not. 15:47 <@SuMo_D> so you guys are going to be sad to hear this but not sure if I'm going to make it to PN 15:47 * wilpig doesn't care 15:47 <@wilpig> -20 days 15:47 <@shapr> aw 15:47 <@SuMo_D> the ATL Maker Faire is too close and I don't know if I can do both 15:48 <@ignotus-sdf> I thought PN was Halloween? Am I missing something? 15:48 <@shapr> ignotus-sdf: they just don't want you to show up 15:48 < npcomp> SuMo_D: You showing stuff at the maker faire? 15:49 <@SuMo_D> Ncomp maybe 15:49 <@wilpig> oooo yeah. SuMo_D are you showing your "stuff" at the maker faire? 15:49 <@SuMo_D> not decided yet 15:49 <@wilpig> i'll send brimstone with some dollars 15:49 <@SuMo_D> I might be helping out friends so I don't have to be as responsible 15:49 <@SuMo_D> or it2pi not sure if they want to show there 15:49 <@Corydon76-home> wilpig: Will you be sticking dollars in Peaches' bra, as well? 15:50 <@SuMo_D> we're working on getting our shit together for the iMAGINE festival which is going to be Nutzo and awesome 15:50 <@SuMo_D> ignotus-sdf I'm recovering from cancer/stem cell transplant I have to be careful not to overdo it and traveling is hard for me... blarg 15:50 <@SuMo_D> so.... not sure if I can do two big events in one month 15:51 <@brimstone> SuMo_D: ATLMF is only one day 15:51 <@brimstone> not really a "big event" 15:52 < npcomp> brimstone: Two day this year. 15:52 < npcomp> Word on the street. 15:52 <@brimstone> !!! 15:52 <@Corydon76-home> Yeah, and PhreakNIC is 250 of your closest friends... so not really a big event, either 15:52 <@ignotus-sdf> I hope that works. I've known two people who seem to be doing well with that treatment. 15:53 <@wilpig> Corydon76-home: if you send peaches to the atlanta makers faire i'll send brimstone with a roll of quarters? 15:53 < npcomp> And, from what I've heard it's going to be in Decatur Square. 15:53 <@brimstone> i heard that too 15:53 <@SuMo_D> yeah its 2 day 15:53 < npcomp> Although I am kinda pissed that I heard it now has a cover. 15:54 < RangerZ|Laptop> Corydon76-home: i thought our fearless leader was getting 10k grants and other 'big money', whats wrong... eyes bigger than his britches? 15:54 < aestetix_> wow I am happy 15:54 <@SuMo_D> ATL is 6 hours travel rnd trip for me 10 hours for Nashville so... yeah lots of travel but yeah we'll see its still a bit off 15:54 < aestetix_> it looks like Oakland may be the one city that starts fighting back against DHS 15:55 <@Corydon76-home> You didn't think the "reward" for the 10k grant wasn't an indication that it was a joke? 15:55 < RangerZ|Laptop> Corydon76-home: you don't remember his plan of getting "government grants" 15:55 <@Corydon76-home> I must've missed that part 15:55 < RangerZ|Laptop> i wasn't refering to Dagmar and crazypant's planned night of staying in a hammock together 15:55 <@SuMo_D> ummm there's NO WAY you'll get a Grant funded and to you by Oct. 15:55 <@SuMo_D> unless maybe its a local arts council 15:56 < RangerZ|Laptop> SuMo_D: stop bringing common sense into this 15:56 < RangerZ|Laptop> lol 15:56 < aestetix_> oh boy 15:56 < aestetix_> https://twitter.com/hashtag/idontneedfeminism?f=realtime&src=hash 15:56 * SuMo_D finished a grant this week and is helping edit another due Monday.... yeah factor in 4-6 months for disbursment minimum 15:56 <@Corydon76-home> Well, fuck, that just took talent. I just fell off my chair 15:58 < RangerZ|Laptop> SuMo_D: tell me about it... I've helped write USAF grant proposals 15:58 < RangerZ|Laptop> talk about "you'll eventually get your money" 15:59 <@SuMo_D> yeeeeeeep 15:59 <@SuMo_D> SC hates actually funding the arts.... 15:59 <@SuMo_D> cause you know... art = you're a bum 15:59 < RangerZ|Laptop> or liberal 15:59 <@SuMo_D> so everything here is a 1:1 so you have to raise 1/2 the money... 15:59 < RangerZ|Laptop> which is worse 15:59 <@SuMo_D> and then they only give you 1/2 of the 1/2 to start the project 16:00 < RangerZ|Laptop> aestetix_: your problem is... you are using twitter 16:00 <@SuMo_D> and are like if you're successful and your reporting is accurate then we'll release the rest.... 16:00 <@ignotus-sdf> crap. biab. 16:00 < aestetix_> http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2014/07/24/do-you-want-the-drinking-age-lowered/ 16:00 < RangerZ|Laptop> twitter is the antithesis of 'long form' journalism or speech 16:00 < aestetix_> further proof that americans are stupid 16:00 < aestetix_> RangerZ|Laptop: yeah I know 16:00 -!- ignotus-sdf [~ignotus@66.223.57.70] has quit [Quit: Leaving] 16:00 < RangerZ|Laptop> drinking age should be 16 16:00 < aestetix_> RangerZ|Laptop: I'm actually going to deactivate my twitter account on august 1 16:00 < aestetix_> also agreed 16:00 < RangerZ|Laptop> driving age should be 18 16:01 < RangerZ|Laptop> promote the use of buses, etc 16:01 < aestetix_> only poor people ride buses 16:02 < RangerZ|Laptop> not really 16:02 < RangerZ|Laptop> every CMU prof i know rides them 16:02 < RangerZ|Laptop> all 2 16:02 < RangerZ|Laptop> lol 16:02 < aestetix_> like I said 16:02 < aestetix_> have you ever seen Mitt Romney ride a bus 16:02 < RangerZ|Laptop> he's not a real human 16:02 < RangerZ|Laptop> duh 16:02 < aestetix_> I can't argue with that 16:03 < RangerZ|Laptop> i've never seen denise or paul ride them either 16:03 < RangerZ|Laptop> nvm... i'm not going to say who they are, but billions both 16:03 <@wilpig> I agree with poor people ride buses 16:03 < RangerZ|Laptop> poor people, and people who hate to drive, such as myself 16:04 <@SuMo_D> alright I gtg - later gators 16:04 < RangerZ|Laptop> after while crocodile 16:04 <@wilpig> all these gators we should be making and selling boots 16:05 < RangerZ|Laptop> just wait for self-driving cars, after a while, a lot of people, aren't going to 'own' cars anymore, they are just going to pay a subscription fee, to have access to a car 16:05 <@wilpig> I just want a self-driving car 16:05 < RangerZ|Laptop> which will arrive at their house when they need it 16:05 < aestetix_> Why is it so hard to find anatomically correct plush toys 16:05 <@wilpig> aestetix_: floppy bits rip easily? 16:05 < RangerZ|Laptop> aestetix_: b/c you want a goatse ass on all of them? 16:06 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@3.sub-174-237-40.myvzw.com] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 16:06 < RangerZ|Laptop> and many animals have too short of arms 16:06 < aestetix_> RangerZ|Laptop: teamwork 16:06 < RangerZ|Laptop> don't discriminate against T-Rex 16:07 <@critch> T-Rex == http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-A0PuOR6SMlE/UDfP1Q6v1iI/AAAAAAAAAOQ/GHnU86rHnb0/s1600/T+Rex+Motorcycle+Photo.jpg 16:08 < RangerZ|Laptop> critch: ok... what Saban's power rangers spin off is that from? 16:09 <@critch> It isn't from power rangers. Look up Capagna T-Rex 16:09 <@critch> They take a big motor sport bike, chop the nose off and graft that nose on it. 16:09 <@wilpig> I could see the red power ranger jumping out of that 16:11 -!- ignotus-sdf [~ignotus@66.223.57.70] has joined #se2600 16:11 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o ignotus-sdf] by ChanServ 16:12 <@ignotus-sdf> I hate me some Windows updates. 16:12 <@critch> Is it patch Tuesday? 16:12 <@brimstone> no, it's thursday 16:13 <@ignotus-sdf> dunno. I avoid this crap, then IT shoves it on me. I try to do most of my stuff in my Debian VM. 16:13 <@brimstone> i ran a debian VM fullscreen for a while at one job 16:13 <@brimstone> then i ran debian off an external drive and didn't say anything 16:13 <@critch> Yeah, I expect I will be forced into Mac and Windows land come September. 16:13 <@ignotus-sdf> My bigger monitor is the Deb 16:14 < aestetix_> ok so 16:14 < aestetix_> which is worse to work with 16:14 <@brimstone> they were apparently ok with my windows machine not checking in 16:14 < aestetix_> a windows webserver or a mac webserver? 16:14 <@ignotus-sdf> I work with neither. I am a linux admin. 16:14 <@brimstone> aestetix_: depends, are you responsible for the webserver? 16:14 <@critch> My issue is I work exclusively on linux machines 16:14 < aestetix_> hahaha 16:14 < aestetix_> ignotus-sdf: same 16:14 <@ignotus-sdf> :D 16:14 <@critch> I'm going to get forced onto a MBP with a Win8.1 VM 16:14 < aestetix_> Macs seem to be you click a button and it magically works 16:15 < aestetix_> but we all know that's not how servers work 16:15 <@ignotus-sdf> We are primarily a RHEL shop, though. 16:15 <@ignotus-sdf> true 16:15 <@critch> aestetix_: I crash Macs regually 16:15 <@critch> RHEL yuck 16:15 -!- nightcarnage1 [~nightcarn@c-69-137-118-213.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 256 seconds] 16:15 <@ignotus-sdf> exactly. 16:16 < aestetix_> So with macs you click a button and it magically works, with Windows you reboot and it magically works 16:16 -!- hobbes615 [~hobbes@unaffiliated/hobbes615] has quit [Quit: This computer has gone to sleep] 16:17 <@Corydon76-home> With RHEL, you pay $100,000 contract support fee, and it'll get around to working within 24 hours 16:17 <@critch> aestetix_: I'd love to know what button I press or click to get parallels to install in the MBP I have at home. It fails everytime with an unrelated error. 16:18 <@Corydon76-home> critch: I'd love to know what I have to do on a Mac keyboard to get it to correctly emulate the Insert key in Wine 16:18 <@Corydon76-home> We could completely ditch Parallels, then 16:18 <@critch> or better yet, I want to know what went wrong so when I am forced to use a Mac, I can make that failure happen on command. 16:18 < aestetix_> critch: I wonder what button you click to make the graphical interface load up 16:19 < aestetix_> critch: I use a mac often, but only because I can use terminal to ssh into a real computer 16:19 <@critch> aestetix_: have you looked into mosh? 16:19 <@wilpig> critch: the failure that i did that led to me using a mac all the time was moving out of nashville for more money and a shitload of new opportunities. :D 16:20 <@wilpig> I think I can reproduce that 16:20 <@critch> I just want to make certain the windows shit stays broken on the machine I will have to use. 16:21 < aestetix_> critch: what is mosh 16:21 <@critch> aestetix_: http://mosh.mit.edu/ 16:21 <@GateKeeper> Title: Mosh: the mobile shell (at mosh.mit.edu) 16:21 < aestetix_> oh right 16:21 <@ignotus-sdf> I have a silly question for the older folks... 16:21 <@Dickie> Hope it's about the war 16:21 <@critch> With that, I think I could use a chome book for most the stuff I do. 16:22 < aestetix_> heh 16:22 < aestetix_> I'm actually considering getting a firefox phone when they come out 16:22 <@ignotus-sdf> Where is Phiber? I know he is in NCal, and I think he's part of the old school PBX stuff, but I don't ever see him doing talks on anything. 16:22 < aestetix_> ignotus-sdf: which phiber 16:22 <@ignotus-sdf> aestetix_: I have one right next to me. 16:22 <@ignotus-sdf> phiber optik 16:22 < aestetix_> ignotus-sdf: you have a firefox phone? 16:22 <@wilpig> Dickie: speak when spoken too. 16:22 <@ignotus-sdf> yup. Open C 16:23 < aestetix_> ignotus-sdf: he was at HOPE, I know that much 16:23 < aestetix_> I didn't realize he was in NCal 16:23 < aestetix_> ignotus-sdf: how did you get one? 16:23 <@ignotus-sdf> cool. Yeah, I read somewhere he had a company there. 16:23 <@Dickie> I wish it were that easy 16:23 < aestetix_> are they really charging like $25? 16:23 <@ignotus-sdf> I order it on Ebay. 16:23 * Dickie covers his mouth 16:23 <@ignotus-sdf> mine was $99 16:23 < aestetix_> how is it? 16:24 -!- hobbes615 [~hobbes@73.39.46.6] has joined #se2600 16:24 -!- hobbes615 [~hobbes@73.39.46.6] has quit [Changing host] 16:24 -!- hobbes615 [~hobbes@unaffiliated/hobbes615] has joined #se2600 16:24 < aestetix_> I may just get one 16:24 <@ignotus-sdf> works pretty well. links are on my blog... http://wireheadmechanist.com/pressed/ That's all I've written about there yet... 16:25 < aestetix_> thanks 16:25 < aestetix_> it's the only "smartphone" I've considered buying 16:25 <@ignotus-sdf> np. I'll have to get some pics of it. 16:25 <@ignotus-sdf> yeah, I think we both have similar concerns. 16:25 < aestetix_> well 16:25 < aestetix_> it has a removable battery 16:25 < aestetix_> that's a huge deal for me 16:25 < aestetix_> does it work with tmobile? 16:26 <@brimstone> probably 16:26 <@brimstone> it's unlocked and gsm right? 16:26 < aestetix_> I wonder if it's possible to disable the touch screen and just use a bluetooth keyboard 16:27 -!- nightcarnage [~nightcarn@c-69-137-118-213.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 16:27 <@brimstone> how would you pair the keyboard after you replace the batteries? 16:27 < aestetix_> brimstone: I don't mean at bootup 16:27 <@ignotus-sdf> yup. unlocked. I can trade providers if I want. 16:28 < aestetix_> a project might be to make an "app" that binds the bluetooth and locks the screen 16:28 < aestetix_> if I can make that run on bootup, even better 16:29 <@ignotus-sdf> I used the bluetooth scanning to freak out one of my work mates. he had one of those pedometer Bluetooth things. He was afraid I could/would take it over. 16:30 <@ignotus-sdf> some folks are fun to mess with. 16:31 <@ignotus-sdf> But it truly is an open palette, and that is why it is worth the money. If they can get them in 3rd world countries, and the piratebox idea can work, this could be useful. 16:32 < aestetix_> my three requirements for a phone: it has buttons, it can make phone calls, and has a replacable battery 16:32 < aestetix_> although lately "having enough memory to store contacts" is a big one 16:33 <@ignotus-sdf> yeah that's similar to mine. I'm just trying to go dark in as many ways as possible. 16:35 <@ignotus-sdf> The world really does not to know what candy bar I bought, and exactly where I bought it. 16:35 <@wilpig> ignotus-sdf: have you looked into the reverse of the process that michael jackson was using? that should get your darker 16:36 <@ignotus-sdf> wilpig: I am ducking any and all responses to that sentence, being in Atlanta. 16:36 <@wilpig> chicken? 16:37 <@ignotus-sdf> oh, yeah. :P 16:37 <@ignotus-sdf> My family has had over 200 years of pissing off people in Georgia, so we pick our battles. :) 16:38 <@wilpig> like you made them pick your cotton? 16:38 < RangerZ|Laptop> not 'made' 16:38 < RangerZ|Laptop> 'encouraged' 16:40 < RangerZ|Laptop> as long as you aren't like these modern racists that say "the Blacks were better off under slavery" ... stupid mother fuckers 16:40 <@ignotus-sdf> oh, wow. No actually, we were (and pretty much still are) too poor. 16:40 <@wilpig> RangerZ|Laptop: they were better off under slavery. if I had me a house whatever you call them, i'd feed it and let it use the shower. 16:41 <@ignotus-sdf> We're Welsh, so we do get too many fans. Add in the MacDonald Scot, with some Clan Gunn, and we are a bunch of assholes, basically. 16:41 <@ignotus-sdf> Hobbits gone wild. 16:41 <@wilpig> wild? or tame. 16:41 < RangerZ|Laptop> or lame 16:41 <@ignotus-sdf> do = don't 16:42 <@Corydon76-home> RangerZ|Laptop: I'm in favor of kidnapping those racists and selling them into slavery. At the end of 5 years, we'll see if they've changed their minds 16:42 <@wilpig> Corydon76-home: you can capture them as long as you give me a house slave 16:42 <@wilpig> one that's already had its will broken please 16:42 < RangerZ|Laptop> personally If I were Obama... I would have had dick chaney and his group declared "enemy combatants" 16:42 <@ignotus-sdf> depends. But I have stories for PN. We should be up there. My dad is a trip. 16:43 <@brimstone> seems like a good idea you're not obama RangerZ|Laptop 16:43 < RangerZ|Laptop> lol... why? 16:43 < RangerZ|Laptop> if 'enemy combatants' are treated so well 16:43 < RangerZ|Laptop> he'd be fine 16:43 < RangerZ|Laptop> hehe 16:44 <@Corydon76-home> RangerZ|Laptop: just stick him in Abu Ghraib. There's no torture that ever goes on there, right? 16:45 < RangerZ|Laptop> pretty much 16:45 < aestetix_> Give them a night with Corydon76-home 16:45 <@Corydon76-home> See how well Cheney resists 'advanced interrogation techniques' 16:45 < RangerZ|Laptop> why would we give them your dream vacation? 16:46 < RangerZ|Laptop> Corydon76-home and aestetix_ a tale of two star crossed lovers 16:46 < aestetix_> dirt-star you mean 16:46 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix_: Why exactly do you think that I'm somehow into delivering pain? 16:46 < RangerZ|Laptop> I can see the movie trailer now 16:46 <@ignotus-sdf> The phone convo is gone. See? This is why we can't have nice things... 16:47 <@ignotus-sdf> :P 16:47 < RangerZ|Laptop> ignotus-sdf: you DO NOT want aestetix_ talking about having phone sex again 16:47 < RangerZ|Laptop> its a GOOD thing it is gone 16:47 <@ignotus-sdf> Ah, yes. you have a point. 16:47 < aestetix_> phone sex? 16:49 * Corydon76-home jams the handset up aestetix_'s ass. 16:49 <@Corydon76-home> Phone sex 16:49 < aestetix_> when were we talking about phone sex before? 16:50 < RangerZ|Laptop> ignotus-sdf: or god forbid... more stories about how male friends of his found vestigial vaginas on themselves... and instead of going to a doctor... used a dildo 16:51 < aestetix_> heh 16:51 <@wilpig> oh sweet jesus. i'm out of the hot aisle! 16:51 < aestetix_> RangerZ|Laptop: but they said it felt good 16:52 < aestetix_> I mean Corydon76-home if you discovered that you had a vagina, would you masturbate with it? 16:53 <@ignotus-sdf> So glad I have to catch a bus. :) Be back later. 16:57 <@wilpig> go get on your poor people bus 16:59 -!- ignotus-sdf [~ignotus@66.223.57.70] has quit [Ping timeout: 255 seconds] 17:09 -!- hobbes615 [~hobbes@unaffiliated/hobbes615] has quit [Quit: This computer has gone to sleep] 17:27 -!- firemouth [~firemouth@c-71-227-22-199.hsd1.mi.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 17:31 -!- npcomp is now known as npcomp|away 17:35 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix_: if you discovered you had a brain, would you use it? 17:41 < aestetix_> haha 17:42 < aestetix_> I'd rather have a vagina than a brain 17:42 < aestetix_> That would be fun 17:44 < aestetix_> I wonder if you could fit a brain into a vagina 17:48 -!- nightcarnage [~nightcarn@c-69-137-118-213.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 255 seconds] 17:54 < aestetix_> i <3 perl 18:16 -!- nightcarnage [~nightcarn@c-69-137-118-213.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 19:12 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@63.175.184.253] has joined #se2600 19:12 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 19:19 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@63.175.184.253] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 19:32 < RangerZ|Laptop> haha.... Jar Jar Binks gets a higher favorability rating than congress 19:33 <@brimstone> only people who hate congress vote in those polls 19:35 <@Dagmar> Well... here's someone that should be fired http://www.jrn.com/newschannel5/now-trending/Minneapolis-man-children-forced-to-leave-plane-because-of-tweet-268459092.html 19:35 <@GateKeeper> Title: Minneapolis man, children forced to leave plane because of tweet - www.newschannel5.com (at www.jrn.com) 19:35 <@Dagmar> How is that bullshit not the equivalent of filing a false report with the police? 20:02 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 20:02 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 20:03 < RangerZ|Laptop> "The Watsons received $50 vouchers for their trouble, but the airline has not revealed if any disciplinary action was taken against its agent." I mean.. .what... its not like this person was part of the 1%, so they aren't a "real" person, so who cares if they were upset and inconvenienced, they were fortunate enough we didn't have an air marshal shoot them and then claim they were causing trouble 20:04 < RangerZ|Laptop> lol 20:06 <@Dagmar> Truly 20:06 <@Dagmar> Their response is fairly bullshit 20:24 < RangerZ|Laptop> and whats sad is... I generally like southwest 20:24 < RangerZ|Laptop> but thats some BS 20:27 -!- hobbes615 [~hobbes@unaffiliated/hobbes615] has joined #se2600 21:17 -!- sasquatc4 [~sasquatc4@73.181.12.16] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 21:19 -!- sasquatc4 [~sasquatc4@73.181.12.16] has joined #se2600 21:19 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o sasquatc4] by ChanServ 21:29 < RangerZ|Laptop> lol... aKorn ... the company who manufactures the drug we use to kill people now (capitalization mine) 21:29 < RangerZ|Laptop> damn it... those pastors against "Rock and or Roll" were right 21:29 < RangerZ|Laptop> it would lead to deaths... :/ 21:37 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 21:37 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 21:37 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 21:41 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 21:55 -!- hobbes615 [~hobbes@unaffiliated/hobbes615] has quit [Quit: This computer has gone to sleep] 21:59 -!- hobbes615 [~hobbes@unaffiliated/hobbes615] has joined #se2600 22:02 <@wilpig> https://twitter.com/TVTorrents_com/status/492215151115116544/photo/1 22:02 <@GateKeeper> Title: Twitter / TVTorrents_com: Hamsters need a vacation, site ... (at twitter.com) 22:20 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 22:20 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 22:29 -!- ignotus-sdf [~ignotus@2601:0:9400:15:3c6b:1a03:45c1:fcad] has joined #se2600 22:29 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o ignotus-sdf] by ChanServ 22:52 < RangerZ|Laptop> http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c2deb9a5e8/mary-poppins-quits-with-kristen-bell LOL 22:52 <@GateKeeper> Title: Mary Poppins Quits with Kristen Bell from Funny Or Die, Kristen Bell, Eliza Skinner, Jake Fogelnest, rachelgoldenberg, Becca Scheuer, Sean Dacanay, Greg Nicolett, Chris Poole, Jesse Benjamin, ian_skalski, Tricia Robertson, and Ben Forman (at www.funnyordie.com) 22:52 < RangerZ|Laptop> yay... for SEO :/ 22:56 <@ignotus-sdf> nice. 23:18 -!- K4k [~K4k@unaffiliated/k4k] has quit [Ping timeout: 245 seconds] 23:52 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 23:53 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 23:53 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 23:53 < RangerZ|Laptop> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H9LBQXc5eg HAHAHA 23:53 <@GateKeeper> Title: Fifty Shades of Grey - Trailer #1 - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 23:53 < RangerZ|Laptop> a G rated trailer for this... 23:56 -!- SuMo_D_ [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 23:57 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] --- Log closed Fri Jul 25 00:00:59 2014