--- Log opened Wed Jul 16 00:00:52 2014
00:01 <@Dagmar> "not consistent with how we train our customer service representatives." <-- bullshit
00:03 < RangerZ|Laptop> Dagmar: the comcast thing from yesterday?
00:04 <@Dagmar> Yes.
00:04 <@Dagmar> Comcast has made a statement about it that pretty much everyone knows is a lie
00:04 <@Dagmar> If you work in the customer retention department and you let more than a minimum, fixed percentage of customers go, they fire you.
00:05 <@Dagmar> The guy is doing precisely what they trained him to do.
00:06 <@Dagmar> I doubt they'll be doing this for the short-term future, but should you come up against objections like this when Google comes to town and you cancel Comcast, the key is to state reasons they will REFUSE to discuss
00:07 <@Dagmar> ...like that their offerings contain very little hardcore anal pornography, and almost no bestiality or pain-play/bondage pornography whatsoever.
00:10 <@wilpig> Dagmar: I got my first gem to enter the vampire castle in bravely default tonight.  
00:11 <@Dagmar> COol.  I'll have to go back to playing that
00:11 <@wilpig> I pick it up from time to time
00:11 <@wilpig> tonight was a long ass train ride into and back from the city so it was a good time for it
00:13 <@wilpig> quote for the night.  pretty well sums up every company party i've been to so far.  "hey folks we've got 30 minutes left on the boat and the bar is still open.  Drink it dry, motherfuckers!"
00:14 <@wilpig> that was followed by chanting of "shots shots shots"
00:14 <@Dagmar> lool
00:14 <@wilpig> the bar tenders weren'tgiving out shots all night.
00:14 <@wilpig> they did when the mob demanded it
00:15 < RangerZ|Laptop> screw that
00:15 < RangerZ|Laptop> just get long islands
00:15 < RangerZ|Laptop> lol
00:15 <@wilpig> they were already out of bourbon, whiskey, and vodka at that point
00:15 < RangerZ|Laptop> ...
00:15 <@wilpig> dude.  we killed a fifth of makers before we even left the dock
00:16 <@wilpig> this was an open bar they clearly weren't prepared for
00:16 < RangerZ|Laptop> hell at this rate... I might just want to re-apply to tumblr when I'm looking
00:16 <@wilpig> we foudn the secondary mobile bar.  but it was only loaded down with wine and he wasn't pleased when I asked him if he could turn it into bourbon.
00:17 <@wilpig> if it needs further explaining, the mobile bar was a waiter carrying a tray of wine glasses
00:19 <@wilpig> there were hats.  http://meanwhileathq.tumblr.com/post/91850469255/marlene-tumblr-is-taking-us-on-a-cruise-today
00:19 <@GateKeeper> Title: Meanwhile... at HQ... — marlene: Tumblr is taking us on a cruise today. ... (at meanwhileathq.tumblr.com)
00:23 <@wilpig> the new project manager chick is pretty cute
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00:38 <@Dagmar> So how are they feeling about the giant clusterfuck that was DashCon over there?
00:38 <@wilpig> glad they had nothing to do with it
00:38 <@wilpig> it has been discussed very thoroughly behind the scenes though
00:38 <@wilpig> we had two employees there to witness said event
00:39 <@Dagmar> THe videos I'm seeing make me want to make stink bombs
00:39 <@wilpig> here.  this was how they summed it up.  https://41.media.tumblr.com/11b53ca42ceeecbc2cdfe8d075e88f42/tumblr_n8pgaiav3T1qgav8po6_500.jpg
00:40 <@Dagmar> I don't even know what that means
00:40 <@wilpig> they were not pleased
00:40 <@Dagmar> I can believe it
00:40 <@wilpig> showing the crowds.  https://33.media.tumblr.com/718e9f9d0a7ecdce406f13efa5ec03f9/tumblr_n8pgaiav3T1qgav8po1_1280.jpg
00:40 <@Dagmar> They'd probably be suing if DashCon hadn't complied with the "keep our names out of it" demand
00:41 <@Dagmar> Hey that's where teh BALL PIT was
00:41 < aestetix_> is there news about dashcon?
00:41 <@wilpig> nothing new. 
00:41 <@Dagmar> Not really much to interrupt the repetition of hte word "clusterfuck"
00:42 < aestetix_> hahah
00:42 < aestetix_> I loves me some ballpit
00:42 <@wilpig> ballpit. https://40.media.tumblr.com/02cd907afb0f2b1c3ad28edf89af6e67/tumblr_n8pgaiav3T1qgav8po2_500.jpg
00:42 <@Dagmar> I like the picture that comes up on Google
00:43 <@Dagmar> http://cdn3-www.craveonline.com/assets/uploads/2014/07/DashCon.jpg
00:43 < aestetix_> wilpig: thanks for helping make tumblr exist
00:43 <@Dagmar> It *reeks* of desperation and lamenes
00:43 < aestetix_> without it I'd have significantly less entertainment right now
00:44 <@wilpig> wtf?!  http://31.media.tumblr.com/325c87b7d038815740d69bb83f058965/tumblr_mtrut6SOp01re48nho1_500.jpg
00:44 < aestetix_> I was thinking earlier
00:44 < aestetix_> Did you see the video where the children were making that Hunger Games hand signal thing?
00:44 <@Dagmar> wilpig: You forget how much of an echo chamber large parts of the site are
00:44 < aestetix_> in protest against the $17k
00:44 < aestetix_> that movie wasn't even that good
00:44 <@Dagmar> If it's not about EVERYONE RESPECTING THEIR PERSONAL BUTTHURT it's not worth blogging baout
00:45 < aestetix_> actually
00:45 < aestetix_> what would be funny
00:45 < aestetix_> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1968_Olympics_Black_Power_salute
00:45 < aestetix_> change that to be the hunger games hang thing
00:45 < aestetix_> hand*
00:45 < aestetix_> and give those guys a feather crown or whatever the fuck
00:45 <@wilpig> lol  https://images.encyclopediadramatica.es/thumb/a/a2/Dashcon_logo2.png/250px-Dashcon_logo2.png
00:46 <@Dagmar> THat NEEDS to be higher resolution
00:48 <@Dagmar> Sweet https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Dashcon
00:48 <@GateKeeper> Title: Dashcon - Encyclopedia Dramatica (at encyclopediadramatica.es)
00:48 <@wilpig> ask and you receive.  https://images.encyclopediadramatica.es/a/a2/Dashcon_logo2.png
00:49 <@wilpig> ROFL   https://images.encyclopediadramatica.es/8/8b/Dashcon_orgy.png
00:49 <@wilpig> oh jesus fuck!  HAHAHAHAHAHA
00:50 <@Dagmar> hhhahahahaha
00:52 <@Dagmar> We gotta be ready for this if they try it again
00:52 <@Dagmar> The right words in the right place could make hundreds of self-important twats break out into tears and be traumatized for life
00:52 < aestetix_> is there gonna be a ballpit at phreaknic?
00:56 <@Dagmar> Hell no
00:56 <@Dagmar> looooool https://encyclopediadramatica.es/File:Dashcon_bakerstreet.png
00:56 <@GateKeeper> Title: File:Dashcon bakerstreet.png - Encyclopedia Dramatica (at encyclopediadramatica.es)
00:58 <@wilpig> I just finished going through that entire writeup.  funny shit
00:58 < aestetix_> what writeup
00:59 <@Dagmar> HAHAHAHAHAHA
00:59 <@Dagmar> They're actually taking prereg for 2015
00:59 <@wilpig> the ED ones
00:59 <@wilpig> one*
01:00 <@wilpig> this is bound to be full of win.  http://www.dashcon.org/convention-rule-s
01:00 <@GateKeeper> Title: Convention Rules — DashCon (at www.dashcon.org)
01:04 <@Dagmar> "Attendees should be aware of their surroundings, and be sensitive to other's feelings." <--- LOOOOL FEELINGS
01:04 <@wilpig> wow.  that page made my brain hurt
01:05 <@wilpig> fuck!  it's 1 already?!  I gotta crash
01:05 <@wilpig> night bitches
01:07 < aestetix_> wilpig: I'll be in your town tomorrow
01:21 < aestetix_> Dagmar: https://twitter.com/hopex/status/489278368219549696
01:25 <@Dagmar> heheh
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02:52 < aestetix_> vagina
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07:56 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
07:57  * aestetix_ hugs Dolemite 
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08:24 <@wilpig> aestetix_: http://www.theverge.com/2014/7/15/5902921/google-will-stop-forcing-you-to-use-your-real-name
08:24 <@GateKeeper> Title: Google+ will stop forcing you to use your real name | The Verge (at www.theverge.com)
08:32 <@ignotus-sdf> LOL. I used my real name? Like ever?
08:35 <@wilpig> ignotus-sdf: aestetix_ was using aestetix aestetix and they nuked his account multiple times
08:37 <@ignotus-sdf> I used to get phone books in metro areas of 3 states, use a name from one, and an addy from another, etc.
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08:50 <@wilpig> FUCK!
08:50 <@wilpig> fuck fedex.  fuck them in their fucking asses
08:50 <@wilpig> fedex ground drops shit off here everyday.  fucking fuck won't pick up the outgoing packages unless we schedule a pickup
08:50 <@wilpig> fedex express picks their shit up, won't touch ground
08:51 <@wilpig> called fedex.  "sir we cannot schedule a regular pickup without your account number"
08:51 <@ignotus-sdf> Just when you thought the Postal Service sucked, FedEx seems to redeem them. I know this feeling.
08:51 <@wilpig> we have a shipping dept that EVERY FUCKING CARRIER even DHS has a regular pickup time from
08:51 <@wilpig> but not fedex fucking ground
08:52 <@wilpig> "listen lady, you can see the regular pickup for fedex express right?"   yes  "okay then FIX THE FUCKING GROUND"
08:52 <@wilpig> "sir I need an account number to schedule a regular pickup"
08:52 <@wilpig> fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
08:57 <@Dolemite> Account number ID10T
08:58 <@wilpig> this is the basis for road rage.  people deal with this bullshit then take it to the streets
09:03 <@ignotus-sdf> troof. I know with us, DHL is the bane of our existence. One of our guys has been trying to get them to properly label and pick up a package that has already been paid for since at least a year. Crazy.
09:08 <@wilpig> dhl picks up their shit quick here.
09:08 <@wilpig> it's only fedex fucking ground
09:15 <@ignotus-sdf> oh, so we get the slugs. I see. They must pull them from the DMV.
09:27 <@ignotus-sdf> Hopefully something magical will happen and they will get it together for your sake. :/
09:28 <@ignotus-sdf> brimstone: I got the box this morning at Kroger for that piratebox. Skullie and crossbones. Ripped it off their display and irritated their GM manager because she didn't have another.
09:36 < aestetix_> hi
09:36 < aestetix_> wilpig: I saw, it makes me super happy
09:36 < aestetix_> although it might be too little too late
09:38 < aestetix_> I should change my name on google to "penis vagina"
09:48 < aestetix_> hmmm
09:49 < aestetix_> I need to fart. Maybe I should wait to get on the airplane to let it drop
09:51 <@Dagmar> So... Someone seems to have made a fairly serious mistake last nigth
09:51 <@Dagmar> Item #1: Someone was knocking on my door at 4:00am sharp.  Couldn't see whoever it was through the peephole, so I sat behind the door for about 10 minutes listening for a neighbor being forcible-entried just in cae
09:51 <@Dagmar> Item #2: Bike rear tire was ten pounds low this morning, out of the blue
09:52 <@Dagmar> Item #3: WHen I switched to the fucking car, *it* has a low-pressure warning light on the dash.
09:52 <@Dagmar> I do not think these hillbillies understand what kind of a psycho they're fucking with
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09:56 <@opticron> tires slashed or air just let out?
09:57 < aestetix_> fucking babies
09:57 < aestetix_> I dare one of them to cry on the plane
09:57 < aestetix_> I will summon the gutterals of ganon and launch the nastiest fart in their general direction
09:57 <@wilpig> aestetix_: hahah enjoy your flight.  
09:57 <@wilpig> don't shit yourself
09:58 <@wilpig> although for us, it's funnier if you do
09:58 < aestetix_> it will be like a plague of shit frogs
09:59 < aestetix_> a milkshake of a thousand rotten eggs upon their nose
09:59 <@wilpig> i'm unfamiliar with the plague of shit frogs, was that in the missing dead sea scrolls?
10:01 < aestetix_> it will be a poo dragon breathing flames of nasal fury
10:02 < aestetix_> maybe it can make the fucking baby gag a bit and then puke up on its parents
10:03 <@wilpig> aestetix_: are you saying that people with young children shouldn't travel?
10:03 < aestetix_> yes
10:03 <@wilpig> is this your official stance?
10:04 <@wilpig> I think your political career just ended
10:04 < aestetix_> they should put their spawns into bubbles and ship them as checked luggage
10:06 < aestetix_> wilpig: I'm a candidate for the Abortion Party
10:07 < RangerZ|Laptop> wilpig: his political career was already over before it started unless he wanted to join the tea-party, lol... thats the only group of people who will accept the idea of there not being a dept. of education... lol
10:07 <@wilpig> that's it.  fuck itunes seriously
10:07 < RangerZ|Laptop> well duh
10:07 <@wilpig> it's cut out in the middle of almost every fucking song i've tried to play on it
10:07 < RangerZ|Laptop> thats why you don't buy iShit
10:07 <@wilpig> it's just all.  "oh look another track, here we go!"
10:07 <@wilpig> it's got A.D.D.
10:08 <@wilpig> I just copied my mp3s over here cause I didn't want ot stream through my phone today
10:08 < RangerZ|Laptop> my biggest complaint with the ipod was always itunes
10:10 < aestetix_> RangerZ|Laptop: you mean the department of bureucracy that claims it is doing education
10:10 <@wilpig> just for you, aestetix_.  http://wilpig.tumblr.com/post/91949495422/babies-and-flying
10:10 <@GateKeeper> Title: Pig Angry! PIG SMASH! Babies and flying (at wilpig.tumblr.com)
10:11 < RangerZ|Laptop> i highly doubt the statement you just said, I blame local  municipalities for underpaying teachers and wondering why they don't get the best teachers
10:12 < RangerZ|Laptop> then they blame the entire system and want to privatize it
10:12 < RangerZ|Laptop> which on a whole... charter schools do NO better than public schools
10:12 < aestetix_> so you think more money should get a better education?
10:12 < RangerZ|Laptop> sure there are some great ones
10:12 < RangerZ|Laptop> think it 'should' no
10:12 < RangerZ|Laptop> think it 'does' yes
10:12 < aestetix_> so if I have more money I'll get a better education
10:13 < RangerZ|Laptop> i went to THE BEST public school in the state of ohio, and it was b/c we had lots of money
10:13 < RangerZ|Laptop> yes
10:13 < aestetix_> man this guy in the airport just came and sat near me
10:13 < aestetix_> he is really ugly
10:13 < aestetix_> his head look like a stained peanut
10:14 < aestetix_> RangerZ|Laptop: so rich kids get a better education?
10:14 < RangerZ|Laptop> of course they do
10:14 < aestetix_> allright then
10:14 < RangerZ|Laptop> BUT not for the reasons you think
10:15 < aestetix_> ok plane is boarding
10:15 < aestetix_> wish me luck
10:15 < RangerZ|Laptop> the #1 influencer is actually how long summer breaks are... and what activities the rich kids had over summer break that poor kids didn't
10:15 < RangerZ|Laptop> break a wing
10:17 <@wilpig> someone start watching cnn to see if an air marshall gets involved on a domestic flight
10:18 < RangerZ|Laptop> they don't tell you immediately
10:18 < RangerZ|Laptop> but my tip to the TSA i just sent might cause a stir
10:19 < RangerZ|Laptop> I sent a letter stating that we had a russian sleeper agent on a flight to NYC... and he was going to hold the plane hostage for 20m$ and for the right of snowden to return home...
10:19 < RangerZ|Laptop> they'll never suspect aestetix_
10:19 < RangerZ|Laptop> lol
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10:42 <@ignotus-sdf> They'll never pick him up, either. His flying fart creature will end ALL of that. The unholy fart blossom of terror.
10:47 <@Dagmar> No one's making sweepingly effective changes to the educational system without failing some kids first
10:47 <@Dagmar> Where there is a culture of mediocrity, there will REMAIN a culture of mediocrity, until you seriously threaten the kids to force them to change their ways.
10:48 <@wilpig> you can't fail any kids it's damaging to their fragile self esteem, who do you think you are to point out their flaws?
10:48 <@Dagmar> You can get them the best teachers (and replace all of the old ones) and you will only see a very minimal change occur at best
10:48 <@Dagmar> wilpig: LET'S MELT SOME SPECIAL LITTLE SNOWFLAKES
10:49 <@Dagmar> The kids--and their parents--know that they're not about to fail a bunch of kids at once, so when it comes down to it, change has to happen generationally for this stuff.
10:50  * Dagmar rubs his hands together with glee.
10:50 <@Dagmar> David Edwards is contacting me over Lynx
10:50 <@Dagmar> er Lync
10:51 <@wilpig> our generation is the one that's fucked and was brainwashed into thinking they were special snowflakes and that shit is just continuing
10:51 <@Dagmar> Oh my god he got out of ITS!  Lol
10:52 <@wilpig> so even the slow rats are jumping ship now?
10:54 <@Dolemite> So the only ones left are the ones who lack talent to improve their situation, or the motivation to improve themselves?  Sounds about right.
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11:00 <@Mirage> Dolemite: David Edwards was a tool
11:00 <@Dolemite> I have no clue who he was
11:00 <@Mirage> Dolemite: and mostly worthless.   Ham wanted to kill him on at least a daily basis...sometime on an hourly basis
11:01 <@Dagmar> He was Hogan's #1 ass-licker, but apparently even he has limits
11:01 <@Dolemite> Was he 'the architect'?
11:01 <@Mirage> I think it'd be pretty damn hard to dislodge Roland and Sean
11:01 <@Dolemite> I never understood how Roland managed to keep his job
11:02 <@Dolemite> Ass kissing would definitely explain it
11:02 <@Dolemite> Or at least help
11:02 <@Mirage> Dolemite: he was a ticket monkey.   EAI was glad to be rid of him because he was mostly worthless
11:02 < RangerZ|Laptop> let me guess... they were the ones who thought up [external] on email from campus email that doesn't go through the VUmail system ? lol
11:02 <@Dagmar> Has to be since Hogan actually listened to Roland about the SAN slowdown problems
11:02 <@Dagmar> DESPITE ME RIDING THROUGH THREE END OF HTE INTERNET EVENTS BECAUSE OF IT
11:03 <@Mirage> RangerZ|Laptop: which bit of the external. switching to FOPE forced the MX records to have to be mail.messaging.microsoft.com.  That's just how it works.
11:04 <@Dagmar> LIke, when the people who provide you with disks tell you there's a specific problem, and the problem starts fucking exploding on a regular basis, and your own engineers come to the same conclusion on their own, and report it to you with even more graphs, and it fucking happens multiple times, and your engineers start PREDICTING IT IN ADVANCE...
11:04 <@Dagmar> ...how is it that an ass-licker can make someone understand there's a problem?
11:05 < RangerZ|Laptop> *shrugs*... doesn't mean you shouldn't _predict_ that it will happen... and not just "ohh shit... this is gonna happen" 4hrs before it starts
11:05 <@Dagmar> They only moved mysql02 off the troublesome SAN unit *after* Roland started getting complains that Sharepoint was slow... and the problem was primarily the goddamn MSSQL servers run by AD fucking gobbling up all the available iops
11:06 <@Dagmar> RangerZ: Was two weeks in advance enough time?
11:07 <@Dagmar> I told them the third event was going to happen right after the second one occurred, which was COmmencement, so technically the fucker had a year and a half
11:07 <@Dagmar> When mysql02 goes tits up, most of the campus webservers go away
11:07 <@Dagmar> ...but I'm sure Sean got pats on the head for being so skilled as to bring up another entire database on an entirely different SAN
11:09 <@Mirage> Dagmar: it takes someone highly skilled to copy over the my.cnf, then perform mysqldumps on all the databases and then import them into a new server.
11:09 <@oddball> So... anyone know if aestetix_ has done a happy dance over the news that Google+ is dropping its stupid real name policy?
11:09 <@Mirage> oddball: does anyone care?
11:10 <@oddball> Eh, one or two folks.
11:11 <@Shadow404> meow from 41.71548
11:11 <@Shadow404> -72.727153
11:12 <@Corydon76-home> Shadow404: are those the coordinates where we need to send the DEA agents?
11:12  * shapr hugs Shadow404
11:12 <@Shadow404> had to do about 10min of work, minor emergency
11:12 <@Shadow404> Corydon76-home: after yesterday night yes
11:12 <@Shadow404> but they have no jurisdiction on site
11:12 <@Shadow404> diaf shapr, yah mon
11:13 <@shapr> heh
11:13  * shapr hugs Shadow404 AGAIN
11:14 <@wilpig> oddball: I pointed that out this morning.  go back in the log about 3 hours or so
11:15 <@oddball> So... aestetix_ has done a happy dance?
11:15 <@wilpig> he said something to the effect like about time but probably too late
11:15 <@wilpig> then he went on a rant about babies on his flight to NY
11:15 <@Shadow404> they should be dropped as deaf weight
11:15 <@Shadow404> save fuel
11:15 <@Shadow404> dead
11:15 <@wilpig> Shadow404: all the babies?  I agree but that's pretty harsh
11:16 <@Shadow404> might as well be deaf now that i think about it
11:16 <@Shadow404> wilpig: those onplanes that or stink
11:16 <@Shadow404> or divert the staffs focus from me
11:16 <@Shadow404> that cry or stink
11:18 <@Dolemite> Shadow404: I agree with your stance if and only if we can go back in time to when you were a baby and make you the first dead weight dropped
11:18 <@Shadow404> ah better, full screen
11:18 <@oddball> by the way, new Weird Al vid is up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-0TEJMJOhk
11:18 <@GateKeeper> Title: Exclusive "Weird Al" Yankovic Music Video: FOIL (Parody of "Royals" by Lorde) - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
11:18 <@Shadow404> trying to config a router from phone is hard work
11:19 <@Shadow404> Dolemite: huse, you enjoy my adorableness
11:19 <@Dolemite> oddball: Another good effort, but yesterday's is still at the top of the list
11:19 <@oddball> I don't know, the second verse of Foil is pretty good.
11:20 <@Shadow404> incompeten t jr tech forgot how to tftp the correct image and config file to recover a router we need for an active lab project
11:20 <@Shadow404> 10mins and fixed
11:20 <@Dolemite> You just have a soft spot for illuminati references, oddbal
11:20 <@Dolemite> +l
11:20 <@oddball> And you have a soft spot for grammer nazis.  Your point? :p
11:20 <@Mirage> Dolemite: you're biased.  Leave the decision on dropping dead weight to those w/o bias (ie kids)
11:21 <@Dolemite> oddball: you hit the figurative nail on the literal head
11:21 <@oddball> I... uh...
11:21  * oddball walks away
11:21 <@wilpig> patton oswald is a lizard!
11:21 <@Shadow404> heh, gf cracked up laughing at the topic
11:21 <@Mirage> oddball: s/grammer/grammar
11:22 <@Mirage> =)
11:22 <@oddball> :P
11:22 <@Dagmar> Mirage: but... but... there's all sorts of testing to be done, and beards to be stroked and coffee to be reheated!
11:22 <@Shadow404> alright, im out, enjy the rest of the week if i dont jump on later
11:22 <@Dagmar> ...and you have to login to vSphere and everything and of course IT'S NOT JUST EVERYONE WHO CAN DO THAT
11:23 <@oddball> Wow... that's a new one.  Windows just told me that the video driver crashed and recovered.
11:23 <@Dagmar> I just find it patently ridiculous that Hogan refused to listen to even a single fucking word we said.
11:24 <@Mirage> Dagmar: whoa...slow down now.  using a highly specialized tool like vCenter to perform a storage motion or a clone is beyond scope.
11:24 <@Dagmar> If I told him the fucking building was on fire, he would have burned right to death unless Zafar intervened
11:24 <@Dagmar> Spineless fat shitstain
11:25 <@wilpig> ARGGGGGGGG!!!!  https://www.dropbox.com/s/ku8wp15u6846vf5/Screen%20Shot%202014-07-16%20at%2011.23.44%20AM.png
11:25 <@wilpig> oddball: you've got a virus
11:25 <@Mirage> Dagmar: we went about it the wrong way in trying to back up out data with metrics from the hosts, esx servers, and storage processors.  Dunno what we were thinking...
11:25 <@Dagmar> We should have just cut straight to the ass-licking.
11:26 <@wilpig> Corydon76-home: ^
11:26 <@Dagmar> Don't get any ideas
11:26 <@oddball> wilpig: Oh, it was one of those little info bubbles in the right hand corner, and the screen locked up for a moment before that happened.
11:26 <@Dagmar> If I find that someone *was* pranking me last night and deliberately let the air out of the tires of both my vehicles, I will be tying some bricks to a body and tossing it into the river
11:27 <@Dagmar> It looks less suspicious to be buying cinderblocks in pairs.
11:27 <@Corydon76-home> wilpig: while I might in certain rare circumstances, I don't lick just any ass, thank you very much.
11:28 <@oddball> Dagmar: Walked out to 6 flat tires this morning?
11:28 <@Dagmar> At least two
11:28 <@Dagmar> The bike's rear tire was down by ~12psi, so I went back and got the car
11:29 <@Dagmar> The car has a light on the dash that warns of low pressure
11:29 <@Dagmar> ...and sommeone was knocking on my door at 4:00am sharp last night
11:29 <@Dolemite> Check for bb's in the valve stem covers.  That was a popular prank when I was in high school.  You know, back in the previous century.
11:29 <@ignotus-sdf> it is doubtful but conceivable that the knocker was warning you about the deflator.
11:29 <@oddball> yep
11:29 < RangerZ|Laptop> Dagmar: you should go get one of the cigarette lighter (if they still call them that) air pumps , I got one and I keep it in the car, has saved like a half dozen of us here at ISIS from having to change tires when we get leaks, etc
11:29  * Dolemite takes a whiff from his oxygen mask and grabs his cane
11:30 <@Dagmar> I thought it might have been an attempt at a home invasion, so after not seeing anyone through the peephole, I just sat there behind the door for ten minutes, phone in one hand, sword in the other.
11:30 <@oddball> I agree with RangerZ|Laptop on this one.  Those pumps are awesome to have.
11:30 <@Dagmar> RangerZ: I do have one of those because I use it for the bike, and amusingly it *is* in fact, in the back of the car right now
11:30 <@Dagmar> ...but someone fucking with the bike is looking to take a hospital vacation.
11:31 <@Dagmar> I DO NOT like bouncing off asphalt
11:31 <@Dolemite> Yeah, the "12V Outlet" powered air pumps are the bomb diggity.  Harbor Freight has some very inexpensive ones.
11:31 <@oddball> Dolemite: I wish kids these days would learn about that trick.  These days, they mostly just slash your tires.
11:31 <@Dolemite> oddball: I view it as a lack of finesse.
11:31 < RangerZ|Laptop> i bought mine at a local chain from cleveland called Marc's for like 10$, its like what biglots claims to be, and actually has close out stuff
11:32 <@oddball> Dolemite: I blame lack of proper education.
11:32 <@Dagmar> BY the way, if annone's looking for some lighted safety glasses, get them now
11:32 < RangerZ|Laptop> huh?
11:32 <@Dagmar> I don't know what the fuck the deal is, but either Craftsmasn or these 'PantherVision' people have dropped the fucking ball
11:32 <@Dolemite> I was amazed at the fact that some of the younger folks working here had no clue what I was talking about when I offered to penny their door
11:33 <@oddball> doooo eeeet!
11:33 <@Dagmar> I've been having to actually *go to stores* because the factory that was mkaing them is apparently making htem no longer
11:34 <@oddball> Of course, some guys tried that at TTU when I was there, and got annoyed because the door gap was entirely too large for the pennies.
11:34 <@Dolemite> TTU is where I learned to penny
11:34 <@Dolemite> But you have to stack several together to make it work.  They must not have understood the concept.
11:34 <@oddball> yep
11:35 < RangerZ|Laptop> TTU existed in the 1800s?
11:35 <@Dagmar> It's an engineering school noted for not smart people
11:35 <@Dagmar> heh
11:35 < RangerZ|Laptop> huh... learn something new every day
11:35 <@oddball> Of course, I think these were from the same group of engineering students that were struggling to build a trebuchet.
11:35 <@Dagmar> This is the same campus where the smurfs try to play Ingress on the campus wifi.
11:36 <@Dolemite> RangerZ|Laptop: Wrong century :P
11:36 < RangerZ|Laptop> 1700s?
11:36 < RangerZ|Laptop> hehe
11:37 < RangerZ|Laptop> you and old ben franklyn get into a good skinny dipping contest in the Potomac  ?
11:37 <@Dolemite> I was Ben Franklin's ghost writer
11:38 <@Dolemite> Ok, time to see what Buddy's Cafe is trying to pass off as food today
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12:22 <@Dolemite> Ok, help me out here, please.  Is there some way to monetize having a Facebook community page if you are neither (a) Facebook or (b) selling an actual commercial product?
12:22 <@Dolemite> In other words, having a page that has 60,000 likes...  that's not something that Facebook will share advertising revenue with you for having, is it?
12:24 <@wilpig> correct
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12:27 <@Dolemite> So there's this community page in Knoxville that was basically an aggregation for family oriented deals (kids eat free, family nights, etc).  The woman who started it moved away and hasn't updated it in months...
12:28 <@Dolemite> Pamela contacted her about taking over the facebook page and the domain for the affiliated website, which has no ads on it.  The owner claimed that the Facebook page alone was worth $2500.
12:28 <@Dolemite> I had to laugh at that one.
12:29 < RangerZ|Laptop> but it is...
12:29 <@Dolemite> Pamela asked for some documentation to back up any revenue that she was getting and she said that it came from doing giveaways.
12:29 < RangerZ|Laptop> just think about how much you could sell it to a sucker for
12:29 < RangerZ|Laptop> lol
12:29 <@Dolemite> RangerZ|Laptop: It's worth that much for Facebook, yes, but not to us 'product'
12:30 < RangerZ|Laptop> well obviously it isn't worth that much
12:30 < RangerZ|Laptop> b/c she would be keeping it up and going
12:30 <@Dolemite> So anyway I bought a similar domain name and stood up wordpress for my wife to use.  Just waiting on enough content for Google to approve our AdSense account.
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12:30 <@Dolemite> RangerZ|Laptop: She set the page to Unpublished so nobody can even get to it!
12:30 < RangerZ|Laptop> LOL
12:31 < RangerZ|Laptop> 'sure its worth 2500$'
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12:31 <@Dolemite> I told Pamela to offer her $100.  The lady responded that she was no longer going to monitor that email and declined the offer.  Her oss.
12:31 <@Dolemite> er, loss
12:31 <@Dolemite> Because the page I set up is way cooler looking
12:31 <@Dolemite> I haz Google Maps plugins!
12:31 < RangerZ|Laptop> hehe
12:31 < RangerZ|Laptop> nice
12:32 <@Dolemite> Yeah, one thing we've noticed about East TN is that everybody assumes that you already know everything that you need to know.
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12:32 <@Dolemite> There will be event flyers for something happening on Saturday, with no times listed and no address.
12:32 < RangerZ|Laptop> wow...
12:32 <@Dolemite> Yeah, but it's in the entire culture her
12:32 <@Dolemite> Directions are given in the context of "It's down by the old Wal-Mart."
12:32 < RangerZ|Laptop> don't want 'outsides' coming?
12:33 < RangerZ|Laptop> outsiders*
12:33 <@Dolemite> Lady, if I knew where the old fucking wal-mart was then I likely wouldn't be asking for directions.
12:33 < RangerZ|Laptop> or just assume that everyone has been there 10+ generations
12:33 <@Dolemite> Yeah, so I made a website that is as visitor and new-to-town friendly as possible
12:33 <@Dolemite> http://www.frugalknoxville.com/kids-eat-free/
12:34 <@oddball> Dolemite: Hell, there are folks that still refer to the old downtown Sears building here, which hasn't been there for how long?
12:34  * RangerZ|Laptop golfclaps
12:34 < RangerZ|Laptop> looks good
12:34 <@Dolemite> oddball: Yeah, no doubt.  I should give directions in Nashville with "Where the Pink Poodle used to be" as the starting point.
12:35 <@oddball> heh
12:35 <@Dolemite> Or better yet, "Yeah, you start from Darryl Waltrip's old house that he lived in during the 1980s..."
12:40 < RangerZ|Laptop> i always like to ask "who is ...Darryl Waltrip" to statements like that
12:40 < RangerZ|Laptop> and changing the person mentioned, etc
12:44 <@ignotus-sdf> dayum! That's sweet, Dolemite!
12:45 <@ignotus-sdf> she might be able to also link that with Yelp and sites of that ilk, too.
12:49 < RangerZ|Laptop> you should email that stupid bitch with your website link
12:49 < RangerZ|Laptop> lol
12:49 < RangerZ|Laptop> tell her the asking price is 5k hehe
12:58 <@Dolemite> ignotus-sdf: thanks!  I was quite happy with the idea when I had it, and sold it to my wife as, "This is a website that nobody originally from Knoxville would EVER publish."
13:17 <@ignotus-sdf> I think it will do well. It would certainly appeal to parents.
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13:29 <@wilpig> man....  everytime I move this much equipment my butthole seals up to atom smashing strength
13:30 < RangerZ|Laptop> wilpig: stop flirting with Corydon76-home
13:32 <@rattle> aestetix_: https://plus.google.com/+googleplus/posts/V5XkYQYYJqy
13:32 <@rattle> You won.
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14:25 <@Mirage> rattle: your passing that information along is as timely as my my response to you.
14:27 <@wilpig> rattle: 08:24 <@wilpig> aestetix_:
14:27 <@wilpig> http://www.theverge.com/2014/7/15/5902921/google-will-stop-forcing-you-to-use-your-real-name
14:27 <@GateKeeper> Title: Google+ will stop forcing you to use your real name | The Verge (at www.theverge.com)
14:27 <@wilpig> but at least everyone is pointing it out today. heh
14:30 <@Corydon76-home> It's ultimately rather silly for Google to have ever considered anything different, since it sets them up to verify the unverifiable.
14:31 <@Corydon76-home> Unless they're going to open Google offices in every city to examine physical IDs, it's trivial to get around any such verification.  This is what Photoshop is for
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14:53  * shapr hugs klixa 
14:55 <@Dagmar> Corydon76-home: Except submitting a forged document like that is just begging for a busybody to try to nail you for forgery.  :/
14:55 <@Corydon76-home> Dagmar: assuming they can find you
14:56 <@Dagmar> The NSA sees everything.
14:57 <@Corydon76-home> Forgery is not a crime without the intent to defraud
14:57 <@wilpig> Dagmar: so... the NSA is God?
14:59 <@wilpig> or are they santa?  I can kinda sing "The NSA sees you when you're sleeping, they know when you're awake..."
14:59 <@Dagmar> "They know when you've been thinking bad and when you masturbate."
15:00 <@wilpig> so that's who my one subscriber is.
15:01 <@Corydon76-home> http://baghdad.craigslist.org/cas/
15:01 <@GateKeeper> Title: iraq casual encounters classifieds - craigslist (at baghdad.craigslist.org)
15:02 <@Corydon76-home> While that page is SFW, some of the links off of it are not
15:32 <@ignotus-sdf> Dagmar++
15:32 <@ignotus-sdf> I do the same stuff. My wife has banned me from the themes to all childrens shows.
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17:05 <@Dagmar> WEll, crap.  I got a match on Tinder
17:05 <@Dagmar> Now I might have to talk to a strange girl.
17:08 <@shapr> ??
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18:27 <@wilpig> http://kotaku.com/yes-the-vagina-boat-finally-became-a-reality-1576771068?rev=1405320553206
18:27 <@GateKeeper> Title: Yes, the Vagina Boat Finally Became a Reality (at kotaku.com)
18:28 <@wilpig> I didn't realize it was possible for someone to say vagina more often than aestetix_ 
18:56 <@SuMo_D> http://www.neighborcon.net/faq/
18:56 <@SuMo_D> "and some guy from Tennessee"
18:57 <@SuMo_D> is that alluding to who I think it is?
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19:01 <@SuMo_D> wilpig are you going to Hope?
19:01 <@SuMo_D> or nope?
19:02 <@wilpig> SuMo_D: ye
19:02 <@Neoteric> wow so many ppl to hope this year eh ?
19:02 <@SuMo_D> awesome
19:02 <@Neoteric> i shall as well be at hope
19:04 <@SuMo_D> cool
19:06 <@wilpig> hahaha  picture from the tumblr cruise last night.  https://41.media.tumblr.com/38d7c8352756b97209eb9b0fb1094650/tumblr_n8t6ekbPL01qgav8po1_500.jpg
19:09 <@SuMo_D> fun fun
19:15 <@wilpig> http://passionateproduce.tumblr.com/post/90479092178/the-sex-geek-as-culture-hacker-7-19-in-nyc
19:15 <@GateKeeper> Title: Passionate Produce (“The Sex Geek as Culture Hacker” 7/19 in NYC) (at passionateproduce.tumblr.com)
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20:48 <@Dagmar> Well... That was fun
20:49 <@Dagmar> Apparently the dealership mechanics can't read or they figure "just put a lot of air in" is a good way to inflate tires
20:49 <@Dagmar> 51psi tires... that were actually pretty goddamn close to 70psi
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20:49 <@Dagmar> ...and the bike tires were misinflated as well because apparently my wee air pump is pretty inaccurate.
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20:50 <@Dagmar> ...but they were in the 28psi range instead of 35psi, which is why the thing was being scary to ride.  Heh
21:19 <@CRasH180> dangerous
21:26 <@wilpig> Dagmar: i'm sticking with that's what you get when you take change to the strip club.  bitches be crazy
21:34 <@Dagmar> Wat?
21:49 <@Dagmar> CRasH180: yeah I thought I'd been having gravel/sand issues, but this morning the damn thing was shimmying out from under me turning at 4-way stops and I figured either my tires were really low or some bolts had come off somewhere.  Either way, NO RIDEY like that.
21:50 <@wilpig> I think I just un-jose'd this mess
21:53 <@Dagmar> Found an awesome deal on a replacement gasket for the fridge.  $31 on a part that's normally $70-80.  YAY FOR CHEAP
21:56 <@SuMo_D> woo
22:03 <@wilpig> [master 9d96665] Reversion of search results back to a simple list close #347 1 files changed, 75 insertions(+), 142 deletions(-)
22:03 <@wilpig> fuckin' jose
22:03 <@CRasH180> Dagmar: Glad you were able to get back safely
22:06 <@Bahhumbug> Why?>
22:06 <@Bahhumbug> Why the fuck can't I cull humanity?
22:06 <@wilpig> politicians
22:06 <@Bahhumbug> Why does society frown so on serial killings?
22:06 <@wilpig> they really fucked it up for the rest of us
22:06 <@Bahhumbug> No shit.
22:07 <@wilpig> I'd love for you to cull jose when he does this shit. 
22:07 <@Bahhumbug> The list of people I want to strangle with their own intestines is getting longer and longer on pretty much an hourly basis.
22:07 <@wilpig> pre-jose:  https://www.dropbox.com/s/hy0mb09x164gnz6/Screen%20Shot%202014-07-14%20at%208.24.10%20PM.png
22:07 <@wilpig> post-jose:  https://www.dropbox.com/s/59wgdjdruvref3u/Screen%20Shot%202014-07-14%20at%208.24.59%20PM.png
22:07 <@Bahhumbug> Um.
22:07 <@Bahhumbug> Stop merging his PRs?
22:07 <@brimstone> wilpig:  we getting lunch tomorrow?
22:07 <@Bahhumbug> Or does he have commit rights?
22:07 <@wilpig> we need to make him submit PRs from here out
22:08 <@Dagmar> Brace yourself: http://live.wsj.com/video/teslas-elon-musk-gives-up-on-sex-2014-07-16/F29DEA69-E23B-4605-94CF-FB53CF896A16.html#!F29DEA69-E23B-4605-94CF-FB53CF896A16
22:08 <@wilpig> brimstone: tomorrow is thursday right?  i'll be in jersey.
22:08 <@GateKeeper> Title: Video - Tesla's Elon Musk Gives Up on SEX - WSJ.com (at live.wsj.com)
22:08 <@Bahhumbug> He's commiting straight to the codebase?
22:08 <@Bahhumbug> Fuck that nonsense.
22:08 <@brimstone> WHAT
22:08 <@wilpig> brimstone: i'll be game friday or saturday.  
22:08 <@brimstone> Bahhumbu+│ Fuck that nonsense.
22:08 <@Dagmar> TEST IN PRODUCTION!  RAWR! </insanitywolf>
22:08 <@brimstone> k fine, friday
22:08 <@wilpig> brimstone: he's referring to jose having commit rights
22:08 <@brimstone> fuck that nonsense too
22:09 <@wilpig> Bahhumbug: he does add valuable content, it's just the rest of it is shit
22:09 <@brimstone> (who's jose?)
22:09 <@wilpig> dude in spain
22:09 <@Bahhumbug> Yeah, pull requests are the way to go.
22:09 <@Bahhumbug> Cherry pick what you want, dump the rest.
22:09 <@wilpig> with him that'd be hard.
22:10 <@wilpig> I wish he just wouldn't repeat himself so much. loop bitch!
22:10 <@wilpig> so brimstone what time are y'all getting in tomorrow?
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22:12 <@wilpig> wtf is diz?
22:12 <@wilpig> who not what
22:16 <@Dagmar> SO I hear PHP is tons faster now
22:16 <@Dagmar> ...which is an announcement I will throw in the face of every person who claims PHP was never slow.
22:17 <@wilpig> umm.  why is it faster?
22:17 <@wilpig> and it can be a dog
22:27 <@CRasH180> I am not bathing a PHP dog
22:27 <@CRasH180> what if your PHP dog got fleas or had to be dewormed?
22:27 <@CRasH180> Yeah, I went there
22:28 <@Dagmar> http://ckon.wordpress.com/2014/07/14/php-5-7-twice-as-fast/
22:28 <@Dagmar> Apparently they knocked 4% of the stupid out of it
22:29 <@Bahhumbug> 4% out of 100% ain't much.
22:29 <@Dagmar> Yes but it's incredible how much faster it is.
22:29 <@Dagmar> It'll be even faster then they make every function an alias to 'print "just fucking use perl already"'
22:30 <@Bahhumbug> heh
22:30 <@brimstone> wilpig: i'm in hotel penn now
22:30 <@brimstone> got in at lunch time today
22:30 <@Dagmar> I am unamused I cna't find the last copy of my plain-English iptables parser
22:31 <@brimstone> ufw?
22:31  * brimstone pulls the pin on that grenade
22:31 <@Dagmar> I got sick of typing iptables syntax so I scribbled some shit together that would just let me write more or less English sentences that it would then turn into iptables rules
22:32 <@Dagmar> I should probably start making backups *before* I erase my service firewall box to install new versions of Slackware.
22:33 <@Dagmar> We have a new Ingress player named 'Rich Jones' here now
22:33 <@Dagmar> He says I am not funny.
22:34 <@Dagmar> I asked him if he ever had the urge to declare 'I'm Rich Jones, beyotch!  Fuck your couch!"
22:34 <@Dagmar> Otherwise an okay guy
22:37 <@Dagmar> Hey hey they're adding guilds to Landmark
22:37 <@Dagmar> ...so now you can get together with your friends and admire HOW GODDAMN SLOW THE CLIENT IS
22:39 <@Dagmar> I donut like this new Chrome behaviour of reinstantating all the tabs you had open before
22:39 <@wilpig> heh that would make me laugh
22:40 <@wilpig> well damn brimstone. eager beaver much?
22:40 <@brimstone> we've met, right?
22:42 <@Dagmar> Aha
22:42 <@Dagmar> "Let Chrome run in the background" meant it was never really closing.
22:42 <@Dagmar> Fixed.
22:45  * wilpig checks his list.  yes, brimstone is on the list with an asterisk and a line that is drawn to dickie.
22:46 <@brimstone> with the hashtag #butts
22:46 <@wilpig> lemme get a pen
22:46 <@Dagmar> Just hum the theme to that commercial and watch people's reaction
22:47 <@Dagmar> It's almost as good as the camwhore sample
22:47 <@wilpig> I don't think it's popular enough for people to know it, yet
22:47 <@Dagmar> It was for three of the Ingress players I met with last night.  All reddit users.
22:47 <@Dagmar> ...but playing the camwhore dinga-dinga-ding on a busy city street gets some people looking around wildly.  :)
22:48 <@Dagmar> I finally just went to MFC and recorded it since I couldn't find the source
22:51 <@Dagmar> I am not kidding about that, by the way.  You should try it sometime.
23:00 <@wilpig> Dagmar: send me a copy of that sound and i'll set it as my messaging tone on my phone while i'm at hope this weekend
23:03 <@Dagmar> Oh shit yah that will be perfect
23:03 <@Dagmar> I think I just scored a copy of the original file, too.  Un momento
23:06 <@Dagmar> Sent!
23:06 <@wilpig> cool.  i'll put it on my phone here in a bit
23:07 <@Dagmar> Also, for those that want it http://dagmar.isamotherfucking.ninja/~dagmar/mfctip.mp3
23:13 <@Dagmar> I just added some ID3 tags to it so it'll show properly in the list of Notifications.  ;)
23:17 <@Dagmar> ...and it's now my Ingress message notification tone, which should result in some hilarity at the next farm.
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23:20 < RangerZ|Laptop> Dagmar: nice ringtone
23:20 <@Dagmar> girlfriendhehehe
23:20 <@Dagmar> hehehe
23:20 <@Dagmar> I was really tempted to do that, but I don't feel like explaining it to HR.  lol
23:21 <@Dagmar> I am pretty sure if I play it near some smurfs it will suffice as a one-time distraction quite well
23:22 < RangerZ|Laptop> OR you could get the 'hacking successful' , and have that just going off over and over, while the phone is in your pocket
23:22 <@Dagmar> I have a playlist for that
23:22 < RangerZ|Laptop> ahh, nice
23:23 <@Dagmar> At some point (once I get the damn stator noise out of the way) I'm going to ride through the AG center with it playing on my bike
23:23 <@Dagmar> ...becuase it will drive the smurfs to a *froth*
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23:24 <@Dagmar> They life to drive around the AG center and hack their farm.  I think this is a bit dangerous.
23:25 <@Dagmar> It'll drive them *insane* that someone they can't see will be brazenly "hacking" all the portals with both hands on the handlebars in plain sight
23:29 <@CRasH180> good night all
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