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03:49 <@Catonic> apt-get upgrayyed
04:04 <@Wilpig> Catonic: is that a cross between upbuntu and idiocracy?
04:49 <@NotLarry> Dagmar: if you click near him does he fall over and clutch his knee?
05:10 <@Wilpig> My parents were talking about places to go visit and ellis island was mentioned.  Mom said "isn't that a prison?"  so me being me could only respond with "no, I mean yeah but we only keep that one bitch trapped there and she's forced to hold that torch up forever"
05:11 <@Wilpig> mom still didn't get it.  later we were walking through times square and saw one of those street performers dressed as the statue of liberty so I pointed at her and said "Hey mom, look! They let her out of jail"
07:04 <@Wilpig> HAHAHAHAHAH http://www.dmca.com/
07:04 <@GateKeeper> Title: DMCA Protection & Takedown Services (at www.dmca.com)
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14:17 <@Dagmar> Hell I can at least readily _heal_ the monkey
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15:09 < RangerZ> http://www.gog.com/ incase anyone didn't know, and might be curious, Good Old Games is having its DRM free Summer Sale, *cough*steamsummersaleDRMfree*cough*
15:09 <@GateKeeper> Title: GOG.com (at www.gog.com)
15:16 < aestetix> god I hate holidays
15:16 < aestetix> Does anyone actually look forward to them?
15:17 < RangerZ> some
15:17 < RangerZ> they mean the univ is closed
15:17 < aestetix> the univ?
15:17 < aestetix> oh
15:17 < aestetix> No, I mean the expectation that you stop everything you're doing and go hang out with people you don't like
15:17 < aestetix> generally watching a sports game nobody cares about or something
15:19 < RangerZ> ehh, most of the people worth breathing and using up my oxygen in my family have already passed away
15:20 < RangerZ> but I'm from a big family, and family (clan) gatherings are a good way to relax, etc
15:21 < RangerZ> so its nice now, my mom just comes down here to visit, and she leaves all drama up there, lol
15:42 < aestetix> http://imgur.com/gallery/3jFNw
15:49 < RangerZ> I had an arguement with my one friend who thought the 'its not fair if a guy looks at me' kinda thing
15:49 < RangerZ> then I calmly had her explain to me why she thought it was wrong
15:50 < RangerZ> then shot down her arguements, and by the end, convinced her that a guy looking at her is NOT equal to rape, lol
15:57 < aestetix> My downstairs neighbor appears to have joined a rock band. And they are practicing.
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16:22 < RangerZ> good for you
16:22 < RangerZ> free concert
16:22 < RangerZ> ^silver lining
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16:41 < aestetix> RangerZ: that would be the case if the music didn't suck
16:49 < aestetix> mmmm
16:49 < aestetix> it's just not a hacker con without drama
16:49 < aestetix> I'm curious.... how does drama at fantasy cons compare to hacker con drama?
17:05 < RangerZ> you didn't hear oddball's musings about how his con, did you?
17:05 < aestetix> no
17:05 < RangerZ> something about how males can't be discriminated against, or something
17:05 < RangerZ> I dunno about that... my application to the "girls only" subsidized dorm (when there isn't a males one) is pretty discrimintory
17:06 < RangerZ> it accepts fed. loans and all that, but it doesn't allow guys
17:06 < RangerZ> which is BS IMHO
17:06 < RangerZ> and no... I didn't actually apply
17:06 < RangerZ> and I was quite able to get inside the building... when guys wheren't suppose to be able to go... lol
17:07 < RangerZ> just have the g/f at the time... say she has tech support coming.... and I show up with my clipboard and a old 'broadband ' polo and khakis... lol
17:13 < aestetix> if you want that to be entertaining
17:13 < aestetix> have a transwoman apply and see what happens
17:17 < aestetix> reminds me of when my white egyptian friend applied for an african american scholarship
17:17 < aestetix> that was entertaining
18:07 < RangerZ> lol
18:07 < RangerZ> no no no... we meant sub-saharan african
18:07 < RangerZ> geez
18:07 < RangerZ> lol
18:21 < aestetix> does that include south africa?
18:22 < aestetix> If they want to say "black american scholarship" they should just say it
18:51 < aestetix> well that was one of the stranger phone calls I've gotten in a while
18:53 < aestetix> It's always challengning when a male-presenting hermaphrodite decides to break up with their wife because they have found they want a relationship with a man instead.
18:56 < aestetix> I really wanna take one of those idiot tumblr fauxminists aside and share the details of the phone call I just had. And watch their face go white.
19:10 < RangerZ> full set of both organs?
19:11 < RangerZ> not that I really care, but I thought they 'chose' for most when they were born
19:18 < aestetix> RangerZ: sort of
19:19 < aestetix> RangerZ: it's complicated
19:20 < aestetix> RangerZ: I don't fully know the birth circumstances, but he/she/it lived most of their life with a penis, until maybe 5 years ago they woke up and discovered this canal under their penis.
19:21 <@Dagmar> I suspect that would be slightly terrifying
19:21 < aestetix> And they tried using a dildo on it, and it worked. And jesus why do people tell me this shit when they get drunk.
19:22 < aestetix> Well apparently we all have the same seeds for organs at birth, but the vagina hole closes up for guys and the clit turns into a penis.
19:22 <@Dagmar> aestetix: Probably has a lot to do with you saying 'penis' all the time for no apparent reason
19:22 < RangerZ> karma
19:22 < RangerZ> ^is a bitch
19:22 <@Dagmar> RangerZ++
19:22 < aestetix> So in my friend's case, the vagina hole opened up again for some reason, although they had ballsack skin covering it or somethin
19:23 < RangerZ> basically vestigial then at that point
19:23 < aestetix> So this friend wound up getting married to a chick at burning man a few years ago, and I just got a phone call from her about the whole drama
19:24 <@Dagmar> I dunno man
19:24 < RangerZ> so... why does audio books have a LGBT section now...
19:24 < aestetix> (they were both on acid and decided to hook up, and then went to the courthouse after BM and made it official)
19:24 <@Dagmar> Finding a hole in yourself, particularly _there_, after having grown up not knowing about it
19:24 <@Dagmar> That's the stuff *nightmares* are made of
19:24 < RangerZ> and wtf... dildo... instead of doctor
19:24 < RangerZ> i'd have been in the ER
19:24 <@Dagmar> Yeah that's a little off
19:25 < aestetix> RangerZ: apparently it felt good
19:25 < RangerZ> i'm sure it did
19:25 < RangerZ> but thats besides the point
19:25 < aestetix> So instead of going to the doctor, he/she/it masturbated and liked it
19:25 < RangerZ> you need to make sure that part of the body is WORKING
19:25 < RangerZ> hence the entire area of doctorhood devoted to it... and not one for penises
19:26 < RangerZ> still... off
19:26 < aestetix> RangerZ: you assume the person is rational to begin with
19:26 <@Dagmar> Hell that's the sort of thing you'd need to prepare an obgyn for
19:26 <@Dagmar> n
19:27 <@Dagmar> Otherwise, even they might be a little upset
19:27 < aestetix> heh
19:27 < aestetix> But yeah. These people flock to me. Apparently they consider me stable.
19:28 < RangerZ> aestetix: you need to move away from Oakland then
19:28 < RangerZ> b/c wtf
19:29 < RangerZ> though... you ARE going to be mayor of Oakland within 10 years
19:29 < RangerZ> you just have to learn to kiss ass of doners and shake babie and kiss hands... or something
19:29 < aestetix> A penis statue on every block.
19:30 < aestetix> I would love to shake babies.
19:31 < RangerZ> don't make that one of the planks to your platform
19:31 < aestetix> Especially if I could put them in a plastic bag first.
19:31 < RangerZ> with seasoning
19:31 < RangerZ> that way you can say you are just getting an even coating
19:31 < RangerZ> just a "modeest propals"
19:32 < aestetix> I'll make Dagmar my secretary of feminism
19:34 < RangerZ> how high: Jamal: How did I fail women's studies? I love b*tches!
19:43 < aestetix> http://vocabulary.ugent.be/wordtest/test
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21:58 <@Wilpig> aestetix: stories like that generally folks call pics or shenanigans on
21:58 <@Dagmar> Don't.
21:58 <@Dagmar> I'm *totally* fine with just taking his word for it
22:00  * Wilpig struts around Dagmar, clucking
22:02 <@Wilpig> 58 hours...  DOH!  https://www.dropbox.com/s/mcdy9ctt5q0d8xo/Screen%20Shot%202014-06-15%20at%2010.02.02%20PM.png
22:02 <@GateKeeper> Title: Dropbox - Screen Shot 2014-06-15 at 10.02.02 PM.png (at www.dropbox.com)
22:03 <@Dagmar> Okay.  This should be interesting
22:04 <@Dagmar> I'm watching a new arrival on Netflix called "An American Ghost Story"
22:04 <@Dagmar> Problem #!: They're Canadians.
22:04 <@Dagmar> Problem #2: The actors have an apparent emotional range of 4-6 on a scale from 1 to 10
22:05 <@Dagmar> Dude relates how the previous owners died (dad shoots wife, then the kids, covers them with sheets, then kills himself in the dining room) and his summation of it is "Kinda weird"
22:05 <@Dagmar> Shows equal concern a few moments later for his friend moving his stereo carelessly
22:05 <@Wilpig> see if this one is on there.  http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3677466/?ref_=nv_sr_1
22:06 <@GateKeeper> Title: Age of Tomorrow (2014) - IMDb (at www.imdb.com)
22:06 <@Dagmar> I've seen it either on there or Solarmovies
22:07 <@Dagmar> Solarmovies actually. I haven't watched it yet
22:08 <@Wilpig> I can't wait to hear you rant on it
22:08 <@Dagmar> Oh I'm sure it'll be crap
22:08 <@Wilpig> it most certainly is
22:25 <@Dagmar> Wow it's like these people are secretly addicted to mood-stbilizers
22:26 <@Dagmar> THeir reactions are all over the place... within the range of 4-6
22:27 <@Dagmar> Also suffers from piecemeal dialog, but at least it's not so cut and pasted together as to make me wonder just how fucking high did everyone have to be to not notice the disconnect
22:28 <@Dagmar> I hate it when something key to understanding the plot gets cut out in editing (or left out) and suddenly it's like the movie has a schizophrenic episode, and the associated HIGHLY GENERIC dialog
22:28 <@Dagmar> I would like to know why this woman hates her phone
22:28 <@Dagmar> She _constantly_ leaves it hanging off the edges of tables
22:29 <@Dagmar> It hasn't gotten knocked off and shattered yet, but it's only a matter of time
22:29 <@Dagmar> Jesus fuck
22:29 <@Dagmar> So they're counting days, right?
22:29 <@Dagmar> They're showing the moon when they do this
22:29 <@Dagmar> Earth has apparently fallen out of it's orbit... or the moon has
22:32 <@NotLarry> aestetix: weird test, what did that install on my computer?
22:33 <@NotLarry> Wow, I sent the new guy into the back to fill out something like 10 sheets of paper with manufacture, serial number, no drive, name, signature, and he is not back after about 90 minutes.   I should go look for him;
22:33 <@NotLarry> na
22:34 <@Dagmar> Mysterious employee disappearances are VUPDs problem to worry about, not yours
22:34 <@NotLarry> Agreed
22:34 <@NotLarry> His 90 day probation was extened (I think).
22:36 <@NotLarry> That is adorable.  Riot games had to put me in a login queue.  My wait time was all of 15 seconds.
22:36 <@Dagmar> lol
22:37 <@Dagmar> Oh you are shitting me
22:37 <@Dagmar> They literally have a ghost wearing a bedsheet
22:38 <@Dagmar> An actual fucking bedsheet
22:38 <@Dagmar> It rose up out of the bed, under the sheet
22:47 < aestetix> http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/06/15/fox-news-freaks-out-over-4chan-hoax-that-feminists-are-plotting-to-end-fathers-day/?onswipe_redirect=never
22:48 <@Dagmar> ...and the sad thing is that such a plot probably really exists.
22:50 <@NotLarry> oh jesus, just kill me.
22:51 <@Wilpig> NotLarry: what now?
22:51 <@Wilpig> RangerZ: how you liking gnomoria?
22:51 < aestetix> haha
22:55 < aestetix> 18 year old feminists, meet internet trolls
22:55 < aestetix> what could possibly go wrong
22:58 <@Wilpig> well bitches.  it's time to start pulling cable
23:03 <@Wilpig> Email was sent out by a coworker on Saturday morning about some cable needing to be pulled out
23:04 <@Wilpig> since then two other coworkers have been here and gone, cable hasn't been touched.
23:05 <@Wilpig> lazy bitches are everywhere
23:09 <@NotLarry> I'm getting tired of having to check to see if I'm reading fox or the onion
23:10 <@Wilpig> but they use the same sources, right?
23:10 <@Wilpig> this is sunday right?
23:10 <@Wilpig> NotLarry: is jason upstairs?  or is he out sick?
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23:56 < aestetix> Wilpig: found a pic of your gf: http://i.imgur.com/DVDPucb.gif
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