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00:10 <@aestetix> Corydon76-home: you're obsessed with butt play
00:10 <@aestetix> Speaking of butt play
00:10 <@aestetix> Shadow404: portal 2?
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07:20 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
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09:55 <@Corydon76-home> If you upgraded due to Heartbleed, it's time to upgrade OpenSSL again.
09:56 <@brimstone> ooh, what's the new one?
09:58 <@Bahhumbug> There will be _lots_ of  updates coming down the pike for openssl.
09:59 <@brimstone> "will be" and "is" are two different things
09:59 <@brimstone> but that's why i IRC, for the vague generalizations
10:23 <@Corydon76-home> http://portaudit.freebsd.org/0b8d7194-ca88-11e3-9d8d-c80aa9043978.html
10:23 <@GateKeeper> Title: portaudit: OpenSSL -- Remote Data Injection / DoSportaudit: OpenSSL -- Remote Data Injection / DoS (at portaudit.freebsd.org)
10:34 <@brimstone> neat
10:34 <@Wilpig> a data injection race condition isn't as bad.  can be, but not directly as bad as heartbleed
10:35 <@shapr> GOOD MORNING!
10:35  * shapr HOPS
10:38 <@Dagmar> Wow
10:38 <@Dagmar> Someone seriously put their foot in it https://plus.google.com/112788764123005028625/posts/NgTRQysiQwH
10:39 <@Dagmar> Some tool started running his mouth about NIST, and I gave him a warning shot... He did not listen
10:39 <@Dagmar> "It's funny they said they trusted the NSA but shouldn't they have verified the integrity of the code before accepting it? I still wouldn't trust NIST, nope not as far as I can throw them."
10:40 <@Dagmar> It just pisses me off that someone would pretent what NIST does is simple shit
10:40 <@Dagmar> Like, fuck that guy
10:40 <@brimstone> just like, verify the code
10:40 <@brimstone> it's that easy
10:41 <@Dagmar> Clearly
10:42 <@Dagmar> I made fucking sure to link a blog article from Schneier that was visibly from 2007 so it would be very clear this was *not* some simple shit task they skipped
10:44 <@brimstone> i saw an article say "in Schneier's name" or something to that effect yesterday
10:44 <@brimstone> "Schneier's forbid"
10:52 <@Dagmar> lool
10:52 <@Dagmar> Yeah there's very few people I'd consider worth that kind of worship, but Schneier is on there
10:52 <@Dagmar> He's just too goddamn good at this stuff
10:56 <@Dagmar> LambdaSix: Umm... why the conv=noerror
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11:29 <@oddball> Damnit people... if you're going to bitch about government spending, at least find something that's actually wasteful.
11:31 <@oddball> Someone in another channel is balking at how much the gov. is apparently spending to buy new milspec tablets.  I look it up, and it's about the same price CDW is selling high end Panasonic Toughbook tablets for.
11:43 <@Dagmar> Jesus OOO/LibreOffice calc is slow
11:44 <@Dagmar> Make a spreadsheet with just a _few_ functions in it--not even complex functions--and it starts taking whole minutes to load the spreadsheet
11:46 <@aestetix> Corydon76-home: what?
11:46 <@aestetix> ugh
11:53 <@oddball> Maybe we should show this to a certain someone: http://www.doesnotplaywellwithothers.com/comics/2014-04-13-pwc-229.png
11:56 <@shapr> oddball: Wow, I will love this image forever.
11:56 <@shapr> Where can I order some of those cards?
11:57 <@oddball> Give the comic some time, and I will expect them to sell them.
11:57 <@Wilpig> is it me?
11:59 <@oddball> Oh, I was thinking for the next time an indepth dsicussion about making PN a "safe place for ideas" or some such comes up.
11:59 <@shapr> refer them to the noisebridge mailing list?
11:59 <@oddball> Also, I think Dagmar needs these: http://www.fuckstogive.com/
11:59 <@GateKeeper> Title: All out of Fucks to Give? (at www.fuckstogive.com)
12:00 <@Corydon76-home> Should be fairly easy to produce them on vistaprint
12:01 <@oddball> The "eviromental impact" section of that site is amusing.
12:01 <@aestetix> Corydon76-home: openssl has been broken for a long time, I suspect heartbleed is just the beginning
12:01 <@Wilpig> oddball: I really want some of those cluster fucks.  lol
12:02 <@aestetix> Another major issue that comes to mind is the null character hack
12:04 <@oddball> I haven't ever witnessed people handing out the "offended" cards, but I've seen people talking about making them in some convention forums.
12:04 <@Dagmar> I'm printing some of those cards
12:04 <@Dagmar> Absolutely i am printing them
12:05 <@oddball> Which, the giving a fuck cards of the "you're a little pussy" cards?
12:05 <@Dagmar> The latter.
12:05 <@Corydon76-home> oddball: I think people mostly realize how actually handing them out makes you a passive-aggressive little fuck
12:05 <@Dagmar> Corydon76-home: ...and yet red cards exist.
12:06 <@Corydon76-home> Red cards?
12:06 <@aestetix> oddball: I have, but only in jest.
12:06 <@aestetix> At CCC they have become a joke.
12:06 <@Dagmar> Yes, as in the ones that the fauxmininsts got completely twisted up about when someone rather promptly stuck a bunch of them on one wall depicting a female human torso
12:06 <@aestetix> If you mean the red cards
12:07 <@oddball> aestetix: eh... pretty much the same thing.
12:07 <@aestetix> Well as a friend pointed out
12:07 <@aestetix> The big issue from a scientific perspective
12:07 <@aestetix> Is there's no way to measure whether it's effective.
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12:08 <@Dagmar> Someone got kinda of irked at me about my minor rant to the Ingress folks about not doing things that piss off the cops
12:08 <@oddball> It's like "the talking stick."  They only work if everyone actually agrees to play by their rules.
12:08 <@aestetix> Dagmar: it's also worth noting that the woman who created the cards (a friend of mine) does porn.
12:08 <@Corydon76-home> I see red cards for sports, and I see red cards being used by immigrants against LEOs in ICE raids, for example
12:08 <@aestetix> She's young and hot and does porn, which is the reason she's still a friend :)
12:09 <@oddball> Dagmar: I would think "keep a low profile, don't scare the mundanes, don't do anything to get LEO attention" would be a good message.
12:09 <@Dagmar> I'm like, dude, if this offends you that's just tough.  We're all grown-ups here.  I'd rather have someone offended because I dared tell them they were fucking up, than to offend them by treating them like _children_
12:09 <@klixa> aestetix: unless she's fucking you, why would that matter?
12:09 <@Dagmar> oddball: yeah, and some tools went through Bicentennial Mall the other night at bloody midnight, DESPITE that we have discussed this with the park rangers and they don't want that going on
12:09 <@Dagmar> When I called them out on it, their response was pure sophistry
12:10 <@Dagmar> I told dude that if he keeps doing things that make the cops angry, I'll personally see to it that the cops know what he looks like, where he plays, and what he drives
12:10 <@oddball> So... they believe that trespassing (aka breaking the law) is perfectly acceptable in their pursuit of growing their epenis for a game?
12:10 <@Dagmar> They can start by writing him a raft of tickets for trespassing, speeding, and anything else they can think of
12:10 <@aestetix> klixa: because it's one thing positive about her.
12:11 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: because he thinks her doing porn means he actually has half a chance, when in reality, someone doing porn means you have far less of a chance.
12:11 <@Dagmar> oddball: Yes.  That's what pisses me off the most.  This is a fuckin' game.  There is exactly _zero_ reason to continue doing something we know pisses off the park rangers
12:11 <@aestetix> Corydon76-home: no, it means that she's really fucking annoying otherwise but we have a reason to tolerate her.
12:11 <@klixa> oh ok
12:12 <@Dagmar> There was no advantage to be gained by going through there at midnight and nuking everything
12:12 <@oddball> Corydon76-home: Red cards being used against ICE agents?
12:12 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: And why?  Because you think you have half a chance.
12:12 <@klixa> Corydon76-home: i wouldnt think aestetix would have problems with women... hes attractive
12:12 <@Dagmar> It was highly unlikely any other enl players would have bothered going through there until perhaps 6-7pm the next day
12:12  * aestetix batters eyelids
12:12 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: He's also annoying as fuck.
12:12 <@klixa> Corydon76-home: true
12:12 <@klixa> LOL
12:12 <@aestetix> Corydon76-home: just for you.
12:12 <@Dagmar> If they're going to keep doing dumb shit, they're just going to have to get used to me calling them out on it
12:12 <@Corydon76-home> oddball: http://www.ilrc.org/for-immigrants-para-inmigrantes/red-cards
12:12 <@GateKeeper> Title: Red Cards | Immigrant Legal Resource Center - ILRC (at www.ilrc.org)
12:13 <@klixa> i imagine he knows how to turn on that charm tho when alone with a potential conquest
12:13 <@Dagmar> ...and they may be shocked to find that I appear to have an inside track to making players go away now.
12:13 <@oddball> Also... shouldn't a warning card be in yellow?  Red cards in sports means "fuck you, you're gone."
12:13 <@Dagmar> oddball: You are mistakenly assuming that they were being printed as an appeal to reason
12:13 <@klixa> aestetix: im banished to Petaluma :/
12:13 <@klixa> it was supposed to be the bay damnit
12:13 <@oddball> Dagmar: Well... yes... I know... me and my logic and shit.
12:14 <@Dagmar> oddbal: If any momre of those kinds of things show up, I'll start printing orange cards (because 'green card' would be confusing.
12:14 <@Corydon76-home> oddball: I googled 'red card' because I honestly didn't know what it was, and it's pretty high up in the results
12:14 <@Dagmar> Orange cards will be to tell someone we explicitly approve of their lewd, licentious, or otherwise "adult like" behaviour
12:15 <@klixa> hmmm, ok google+ is asking me if i wanna add "Hey Dickface"...wth, lol
12:15 <@Corydon76-home> Dagmar: shouldn't that color be magenta?
12:15 <@aestetix> I think it would be far more effective to have a consent workshop at a conference
12:15 <@Dagmar> ...particularly if they're female, because guys are generally jsut _bad_ at it
12:16 <@Dagmar> If we follow the example of the fauxminists, we're doomed because no one will ever breed
12:16 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: Yes, because that's just something that people who need it would actually attend...
12:16 <@Dagmar> They'll be too busy checking privilege or whatevre
12:16 <@oddball> Corydon76-home: Ah... in sports (specifically soccer), a yellow card means you've done something bad and are getting an official warning.  A red card means that you're out for the rest of that game, and usually the next game as well.
12:16 <@aestetix> Corydon76-home: how about a workshop teaching people how to say no?
12:17 <@aestetix> klixa: where is Petaluma?
12:17 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: I still don't see the point
12:17 <@klixa> aestetix: omg, its that bad that you dont even know where it is !?!?!?! :(
12:17 <@klixa> aestetix: i am just north of marin
12:17 <@aestetix> lemme look it up
12:17 <@aestetix> ohhhh ok
12:17 <@Wilpig> aestetix: shortest workshop ever "repeat after me 'no'.  class dismissed"
12:17 <@aestetix> at least that's a nice area
12:18 <@Dagmar> Corydon76-home: Well, apparently one of the complaints the fauxminists have is how many women are "forced" to "pretend" they don't mind being flirted with (i.e., raped) because everyone will think they're a prude
12:18 <@Dagmar> Wilpig++
12:18 <@klixa> aestetix: yeah, lots of trees and stuff...
12:18 <@Wilpig> aestetix: those that fail to repeat correctly will be sterilized on the spot
12:18 <@aestetix> Yeah I dunno
12:18 <@Wilpig> it'll drastically cut down on our smartass population too
12:18 <@aestetix> The fauxminists are just ugh
12:19 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: Only thing that would get people to attend such workshops is if we had an epidemic of male-on-male rape
12:19 <@Dagmar> Wilpig: Umm... maybe we could hold off on that and you could just perhaps, refer them to me for remedial classes
12:19 <@aestetix> And it's not a gender thing. I see men who are just as fauxministic
12:19 <@Wilpig> i prefer to eliminate the failed genes
12:19 <@aestetix> Most of them are also white and in their early 20s
12:19 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: aka passive pussies
12:19 <@Dagmar> aestetix: yes but the rules of society allow us to hit _them_ in their stupid faces
12:20 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: fortunately, those guys are also pretty easy for me to fuck
12:20 <@klixa> the reason women go along with flirting is cause they want the benefits of it, but not the actual flirting...benefits being various special treatment, like free lattes... its about havign cake and eating it too...
12:20 <@aestetix> haha
12:20 <@klixa> me personally... dealing with flirting is a small price to pay for the benefits...so they need to stfu
12:20 <@klixa> or buy their own lattes
12:20 <@aestetix> klixa: what's wrong with flirting
12:20 <@Dagmar> klixa: Well, there's also the cases where chicks like being flirted with becuase the guy in question is handsome and/or tactful
12:20 <@klixa> aestetix: yeah, then  theres that...
12:21 <@klixa> i dont mind flirting... as long as its friendly...
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12:22  * shapr flirts with klixa 
12:22  * aestetix flirts with Corydon76-home 
12:22 <@Corydon76-home> I don't mind flirting, either.  As long as the guy in question likes all-male 3-ways.
12:22 <@aestetix> big boy
12:22 <@shapr> klixa: OH HEY! Did you hear the music I made last night?
12:22  * eryc smacks shapr on the ass
12:22 <@klixa> Dagmar: yeah...which makes men think "oh but he got away with it" cause some men are horrible at sensing when their attention is wanted
12:22  * Wilpig rests his hand on klixa's thigh
12:22 <@shapr> eryc: Hey, are you female?
12:23 <@shapr> I got smacked on the ass this past Saturday night by a cute 20-something at Yuri's Night.
12:23 <@aestetix> Corydon76-home: wanna hop on the good foot and do the bad thing?
12:23 <@klixa> shapr: quit degrading me as a woman! lol
12:23 <@shapr> Was not expecting that.
12:23 <@Corydon76-home> shapr: I don't think trolls have genders
12:23 <@klixa> be a gentlemen like Wilpig
12:23 <@shapr> klixa: :-P
12:23 <@Wilpig> lol
12:23 <@Corydon76-home> shapr: smacked on the ass by a male or female?
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12:24 <@aestetix> shapr: it's ok when they do it to you
12:24 <@shapr> Corydon76-home: female
12:24 <@shapr> aestetix: I do wonder about that double standard.
12:24 <@Corydon76-home> shapr: Did you ask if she has her own strapon?
12:24 <@klixa> shapr: and no, i didnt hear the music you made last night
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12:24 <@aestetix> Corydon76-home: she must, because you need a penis to be evil.
12:24 <@shapr> My ex-wife has repeatedly sat in the lap of unwilling males who are thoroughly attached, and no one calls it sexual assault.
12:24 <@klixa> shapr: im making tie dye tonight...i just got the dye and i got tee's fr me, and for the baby
12:24 <@shapr> but if I did that...
12:25 <@shapr> klixa: check it out! https://soundcloud.com/shapr/secret-crickets
12:25 <@GateKeeper> Title: Secret Crickets by shapr on SoundCloud - Hear the world’s sounds (at soundcloud.com)
12:25 <@klixa> shapr: you have cute blinky lights, no one would mind you sitting on their lap
12:25 <@Corydon76-home> shapr: if you sat in the lap of unwilling males who are clearly attached, it wouldn't be called sexual harassment, either.
12:25 <@shapr> That may be true, but I'd still ask first :-P
12:25 <@Wilpig> shapr: i'm calling that assault
12:26 <@Corydon76-home> shapr: you asking first is why you're not getting laid
12:26 <@shapr> heh, the reason I'm not getting laid is that I currently do not choose to
12:26 <@Wilpig> ooo ooo Corydon76-home, why am I not getting laid?
12:26 <@shapr> I've had plenty of opportunities.
12:26 <@aestetix> Wilpig: becuse you're ugly
12:27 <@shapr> ouch
12:27 <@Corydon76-home> Wilpig: so far, you've refused my offers to sit on your lap and bounce.  :-P
12:27 <@klixa> Wilpig: cause you are too far for me to come see
12:27  * klixa is horrible and setting women;s rights back by years...
12:27 <@Wilpig> klixa: come on.  let's goto six flags next weekend.  I just found out it's like 30 minutes from here
12:27 <@aestetix> klixa: wait you'll sleep with Wilpig but not me?
12:28 <@Corydon76-home> Wilpig's not a slut
12:28 <@aestetix> I'm not a slut
12:28 <@Wilpig> is too
12:28 <@aestetix> Wilpig: how is that possible
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12:28 <@oddball> He would be if he had the opportunity. :p
12:29 <@Corydon76-home> We don't know what STDs you may have picked up while wearing your Nixon mask at various and sundry sex parties
12:29 <@aestetix> Wilpig: walk around naked at Penn Station. After the police pick you up, I think you'll have a good chance of getting laid.
12:29 <@Corydon76-home> oddball: he does have the opportunity; he just doesn't like guys.
12:30 <@Corydon76-home> I'm sure we could find a nice leather bar for Wilpig in NYC.
12:30 <@klixa> Wilpig: alright, we can ride roller coasters together...then later i can ride ___
12:30 <@aestetix> Corydon76-home: yep.
12:30 <@aestetix> I got laid because of one of those places once.
12:30 <@aestetix> Man that was a strange night.
12:30 <@klixa> aestetix: your whole life is strange :P
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12:30 <@aestetix> She was cute too.
12:31 <@Dagmar> It's amazing what happens when a girl is in a gay bar and decides she wants to get laid
12:31 <@klixa> ok , i have had too much coffee... /me goes into prude mode now to make this morning even out
12:31 <@Dagmar> ...when you're the only straight guy in the place.
12:31 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: See, right there, that last statement is the problem
12:31 <@klixa> Dagmar: when i was in german, i just went after a gay guy...
12:31 <@Corydon76-home> You're getting laid with women where attractiveness is an afterthought.
12:32 <@klixa> he wasnt qute drunk enough to turn straight
12:32 <@aestetix> Man
12:32 <@klixa> his name was Joachem
12:32 <@aestetix> I remember having sex in a hot tub at a public hotel once.
12:32 <@aestetix> The funny part was, after we were done and were packing up, we couldn't find the lube.
12:32 <@aestetix> And then it turned out someone went into the pool and was using our lube to jerk off.
12:32 <@aestetix> We decided we didn't need the lubel.
12:33 <@Corydon76-home> The hotel maintenance people hate you now
12:33 <@Dagmar> yep
12:33 <@Corydon76-home> It is positively the worst substance for pool filters
12:33 <@klixa> that same trip to german, some 40 year old couple asked if i wanted to sit in their lap
12:34 <@klixa> i was 16
12:34 <@Dagmar> different places, different standards
12:34 <@Dagmar> In another channel, I once got to deal with "what's wrong with having sex with your sister?"
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12:35 <@Dagmar> The person was neither joking, nor from the south
12:35 <@Corydon76-home> From Appalachia?
12:35 <@Dagmar> Some euro kid
12:35 <@aestetix> uh
12:36 <@Corydon76-home> I wonder if the sister was a non-biological
12:36 <@Dagmar> NOpe.
12:36 <@Corydon76-home> like step-sister
12:36 <@Corydon76-home> Wow.  All sorts of wrong.
12:37 <@Dagmar> Different places, different standards
12:37 <@Dagmar> Like how in some parts of the world, when someone engages in capital fraud, they're actually arrested
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12:39 <@oddball> Dagmar: That's just crazy talk!
12:40 <@aestetix> I mean if it's true love, great
12:40 <@aestetix> But that says something about your dating pool
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12:50 <@aestetix> Dagmar: did you ever see anyone eat their own puke at raves?
12:55 <@Dagmar> No
12:55 <@Dagmar> The shortbus who was trash-talking NIST came bacak for a second helping.
12:55 <@Dagmar> God damn I love crushing the hopes and dreams of stupid people on G+
12:55 <@aestetix> Wait waht?
12:55 <@aestetix> URL?
12:56 <@Dagmar> https://plus.google.com/112788764123005028625/posts/NgTRQysiQwH
12:56 <@Dagmar> I jumped on him with both feet that time.  He will probablhy get the hint.
12:56 <@Dagmar> THen again, he's already demonstrated uncommon stupidity
12:57 <@Dagmar> _Twice_
12:57 <@Dagmar> We should really have intelligence requirememnts and testing before people are allowed to say shit on the internet
12:57 <@Dagmar> Real Names don't affect the level of stupid cominng out of people's mouths one goddamn bit
12:59 <@aestetix> Actually I'm pretty sure I know why real names policies exist now.
12:59 <@aestetix> It's part of one of the talks I submitted to HOPE
13:00 <@aestetix> And yeah it has nothing to do with discussion
13:03 <@Wilpig> Dagmar: what do you expect out of someone that works helpdesk?
13:04 <@Mirage> Wilpig: more than people who man the NOC..=P
13:04 <@Dagmar> Wilpig: Yes, I did enjoy calling him blueshirt.
13:05 <@Dagmar> aestetix: It has to do with providing a veneer of legitimacy for astroturfing and a means of more easily profiling someone for harassment/discrimmination
13:05 <@Dagmar> I don't think it's _ever_ been about correcting behaviour
13:05 <@Dagmar> Everywhere that's tried it in the past 15 years has learned it doesn't stop a damn thing
13:05 <@Dagmar> It's as effective as a three dollar combination lock made of tin
13:06 <@Dagmar> It discourages the innocent from getting into trouble.
13:06 <@Dagmar> No one else gives a fuck.
13:13 <@Dagmar> HAHA HE CAME BACK FOR THIRDS
13:13 <@Dagmar> What a maroon
13:19 <@Corydon76-home> NIST boy?
13:20 <@Dagmar> Yep
13:29 <@Dagmar> Ah I see
13:30 <@Dagmar> He's one of those little twats that thinks if he gets the last word in, he wins.
13:30 <@Dagmar> Cuz now he's calling me a troll.
13:33 <@Corydon76-home> I love the trolls that tell me repeatedly how they're not going to respond... and then do... interminably.
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13:39 <@Mirage> Dolemite: Sarah got a new job making more $$..still not enough for me to quit my job and spend my days out on the lake though.
13:39 <@Wilpig> "just come here and look.  it's not safe for work"
13:50 <@oddball> Wilpig: Having flashbacks to the NOC working under Dolemite?
13:55 <@Wilpig> oddball: that just happened...
13:55 <@Wilpig> word for word
14:09 <@Dagmar> heh
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15:00 <@Wilpig> wow.  just wow.  http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/loaded-gun-hidden-in-vagina-576432
15:00 <@GateKeeper> Title: Cops: Teen Had Loaded Revolver In Her Vagina | The Smoking Gun (at www.thesmokinggun.com)
15:07 <@Bahhumbug> “Oh, gosh.” He noted that he would eventually like “the little fellow” returned, but added that the weapon would require “a bath in bleach.”
15:17 <@NotLarry> help
15:18 <@NotLarry> The police came in yesterday and "ran some forensic software" on my roommates computer.  So now his computer is not able to access the internet (ping works, he is connected, but no http/https working).
15:18 <@NotLarry> Are the police allowed to install shit inside my network without my permission?
15:18 <@NotLarry> Is my roommate allowed.
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15:28 <@Wilpig> NotLarry: burn it with fir
15:28 <@Wilpig> fire*
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15:33 <@Bahhumbug> @fire Notlarry's roommate's computer
15:33  * GateKeeper sets fire to Notlarry's roommate's computer with the flames of a thousand suns
15:35 <@NotLarry> well, he is inside my network.
15:35 <@NotLarry> Ok, anyone in the nashville area got a p4 or better, 2.8ghz machine with 2g or ram or better they don't want?
15:42 <@benthemeek> You need a pc ?
15:43 <@benthemeek> I can get you something better than that
15:43 <@benthemeek> Need a monitor too?
15:44 <@benthemeek> Can you swing your own harddrive. I got tons of pcs but hardrives are few and far between
15:45 <@NotLarry> ben, yes please
15:46 <@NotLarry> so, my network was compromised from the inside.
15:47 <@NotLarry> paranoia is taking hold.
15:48 <@NotLarry> Yes, ben, if I could get that I will get him setup with a new computer, wipe his old system, turn it into a firewall or something.
15:48 <@Wilpig> NotLarry: I wouldn't touch anything of his with a 20' pole
15:49 <@Wilpig> if they cops are interested in him then you should put plenty of distance there and as much deniability as you can gather
15:50 <@NotLarry> Well, I can't afford to move out, and I'm his tech support.
15:50 <@NotLarry> and he is using my wifi
15:50 <@NotLarry> and it stopped working after comcast service went down last night.
15:51 <@NotLarry> so I am a little concerned that they may have something running inside my network now.
15:52 <@benthemeek> Do you want another little home router to put between himself and you
15:52 <@NotLarry> He is on my wifi.  may be a good idea...
15:52 <@benthemeek> Nesting routers ftw!
15:53 <@NotLarry> any suggestions on forensic software I can run across my network to look for anything they may have left behind?
15:53 <@Wilpig> the only thing you can do is watch the traffic
15:54 <@NotLarry> yeah, I guess it is time to put in a firewall and start watching this shit.
15:54 <@Wilpig> if the cops ran something that was able to infect machines other than his, then you'd have grounds for a huge lawsuit for invasion of privacy, illegal search, etc
15:54  * benthemeek nods
15:54 <@Wilpig> there is no way they'd risk that
15:54 <@NotLarry> kk
15:55 <@NotLarry> I would like to ask them if it is ok for me to swap out his computer with a new one now that his does not work.
15:56 <@NotLarry> Which is something he had asked me about doing last week because xp is not supported anymore.
15:56 <@Wilpig> telling you, don't touch anything... sucks for him for the time being but don't get involved!
16:13 <@aestetix> http://liveworkoakland.com/2014/04/21/tech-folks-moving-to-oakland/
16:21 <@NotLarry> Wilpig: I'm kind of already involved.  I had been working on his computer for a couple of hours before he got home and told me the police had run software on it to look for cp
16:21 <@NotLarry> Then they thanked him, told him they found nothing, and left.
16:22 <@brimstone> did they look for mv too?
16:22 <@NotLarry> The surfed his tyler swift photoshop porn and complemented him on it.
16:22 <@NotLarry> brimstone: :)
16:23 <@brimstone> :)
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17:00 <@Corydon76-home> NL:  my question would be, why were the police tipped off to him in the first place?
17:07 <@aestetix> Anyone know if sidekicks allow you to save SMS/contacts onto the SD card?
17:23 <@aestetix> http://flappy2048.com/
17:23 <@GateKeeper> Title: Flappy 2048 (at flappy2048.com)
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17:50 <@aestetix> So
17:50 <@aestetix> Why is it that guys always wanna see pictures of girls, but girls never wanna see pictures of guys?
17:50 <@RangerZ> aestetix: lies
17:51 <@aestetix> what
17:51 <@RangerZ> guys are just willing to to admit it more
17:51 <@aestetix> There's a whole industry of photos of naked girls
17:51 <@RangerZ> I've actually been thinking about this a bit
17:52 <@RangerZ> female body is just naturally more attractive
17:52 <@RangerZ> two girls kissing, is more than likely going to be either 'ehh' or 'hot'
17:52 <@Mirage> This looks like something fun to use... http://trouble-maker.sourceforge.net/
17:52 <@aestetix> klixa: is that true?
17:52 <@GateKeeper> Title: Trouble-Maker (at trouble-maker.sourceforge.net)
17:52 <@RangerZ> the picture of Corydon76-home on top of aestetix... not as pretty
17:53 <@RangerZ> I'm guessing that a lot of girls think about 3somes with 2 guys as a fantasy too
17:53 <@klixa> aestetix: is what true?
17:53 <@klixa> i like seeing pics of guys...not naked tho...which i think is what you all mean
17:53 <@klixa> RangerZ: been there, done that
17:53 <@Corydon76-home> I like seeing pics of naked guys just fine
17:54 <@RangerZ> Corydon76-home: but you like guys
17:54 <@RangerZ> i'm talking about 'removing' personal taste
17:54 <@Corydon76-home> Even better if it's a twinky boy with his ass getting stretched and a panicked look on his face
17:54 <@Mirage> RangerZ: in the scenario that you're discussing, I assume that the 'girls' looking at the pictures (or not looking, as the case may be) also like guys
17:54 <@RangerZ> If two hot gay guys are making out, I can "appreciate" that people would think its hot, without thinking that way myself
17:54 <@klixa> RangerZ: i dont think the female body is naturally more attractive...
17:55 <@klixa> men have nice bodies too
17:55 <@RangerZ> not THESE men
17:55 <@Corydon76-home> RangerZ: not all of the guys appearing in gay porn are gay
17:55 <@RangerZ> myself included after HS sadly
17:55 <@RangerZ> lol
17:55 <@RangerZ> lost the 8 pack :/
17:55 <@RangerZ> gained the keg :/
17:55 <@RangerZ> Corydon76-home: I'm aware of that
17:55 <@Corydon76-home> RangerZ: don't forget that most porn stars also have a ton of makeup on
17:55 <@Corydon76-home> Even the men
17:56 <@RangerZ> I actually got offered a role in one once right after turning 18
17:56 <@RangerZ> girl i knew at the mall was an 'actress'
17:56 <@Corydon76-home> RangerZ: that's creepy
17:56 <@aestetix> RangerZ: and now you're old and fat?
17:56 <@RangerZ> was normal porn, not gay
17:56 <@Corydon76-home> RangerZ: either way
17:56 <@aestetix> how did you get offered?
17:57 <@RangerZ> didn't do it b/c of future political jobs
17:57 <@RangerZ> otherwise I would have
17:57 <@Corydon76-home> I know porn exists, but the recruiters are all especially creepy
17:57 <@aestetix> I should go into politics and make it a platform point that I've been in porn
17:57 <@RangerZ> I was one of the few people who wasn't a creep to her about it at the mall, so we talked on break, etc
17:58 <@RangerZ> aestetix: too late
17:58 <@RangerZ> there have been politicians already
17:58 <@Corydon76-home> RangerZ: so now that I know you've been offered a job in porn, I wanna see how "gifted" you are
17:58 <@RangerZ> and fucking scott brown was a model
17:58 <@RangerZ> Corydon76-home: she didn't know, and I don't tell anyone other than a girl I might be with
17:59 <@Corydon76-home> and a pic will do dandy; you don't need to drop trou in my presence
17:59 <@aestetix> I've also dated a pornographer
17:59 <@aestetix> although that was a lot of crazy
17:59 <@Corydon76-home> I would be a fluffer for a day on a porn set, if I could
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18:00 <@aestetix> Corydon76-home: why can't you?
18:00 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: I have a regular job, and my bf is jealous of any cock in my mouth
18:00 <@RangerZ> Corydon76-home: the thing was this is NE ohio, not a lot of 'big' studios left there
18:00 <@RangerZ> (warner bros are FROM youngstown itself, but thats besides the point)
18:01 <@Corydon76-home> RangerZ: there are plenty of porn outfits in Nashville for that matter, too
18:01 <@aestetix> Corydon76-home: if I were in porn would you watch it?
18:01 <@RangerZ> so the fact that i did stagehand/concert lighting/sound, was a selling point , lol (though she 'might' have had a thing for me...) I honestly didn't really know how to tell until I was like 25 or so
18:01 <@RangerZ> TBH she probably did, now that I think about it... lol
18:02 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: Depends upon what you were doing in it
18:02 <@aestetix> RangerZ: how did the conversation go
18:02 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: though honestly, you're really not my type.  You're too hairy
18:02 <@aestetix> I mean to me, if someone offers you a gig in porn, she probably thinks you're cute
18:02 <@RangerZ> this was 12 years ago, it was just a side comment, not a 'we need you tonight' kinda thing
18:03 <@RangerZ> yeah, like I said... I was stupid, lol
18:03 <@Corydon76-home> Or more specifically, too scruffy.  I know guys who are into scruffy guys; I'm just not one of them.
18:03 <@aestetix> Corydon76-home: so if I shaved you'd be into that?
18:03 <@RangerZ> I was _literally_ the kind of boy in HS that parents would introduce to their daughters, I was clean cut, well known family, great grades, did sports, etc
18:03 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: try "waxed"
18:03 <@RangerZ> my first g/f was actually setup by her dad, lol
18:04 <@aestetix> RangerZ: was she ugly?
18:04 <@RangerZ> no
18:04 <@RangerZ> very pretty
18:04 <@RangerZ> i was 'safe'
18:04 <@RangerZ> i wasn't going to 'ruin' their daughters, kinda thing
18:04 <@Corydon76-home> RangerZ: In other words, they all thought you were gay.
18:04 <@RangerZ> despite the fact i got head 3 weeks into it...
18:04 <@aestetix> nice!
18:05 <@RangerZ> _she_ was the one who was very adventurous , lol
18:05 <@aestetix> RangerZ: have you done anything with a guy? Even part of a threesome or something
18:05 <@RangerZ> nah
18:05 <@aestetix> RangerZ: now you know why she needed to be "safe"
18:05 <@aestetix> You probably were not the first blowjob for her
18:05 <@Corydon76-home> In Peaches' home town, the townsfolk figure the gay guys are "safe" for their daughters.
18:05 <@RangerZ> dunno, she was very 'publicly' the same way
18:05 <@RangerZ> aestetix: no I know I wasn't
18:06 <@aestetix> She gave you head publicly?
18:06 <@RangerZ> no
18:06 <@Corydon76-home> Oddly enough, you weren't the first blowjob for me, either.
18:06 <@RangerZ> i mean she was very 'publicly a good girl'
18:06 <@RangerZ> like i was a 'good boy'
18:06 <@RangerZ> etc
18:06 <@aestetix> oh
18:06 <@aestetix> "Good" girls are always bad
18:06 <@aestetix> Where is she now? Did she develop a coke habit or anything?
18:07 <@RangerZ> nah
18:07 <@RangerZ> she was on off broadway the last time i checked
18:07 <@aestetix> So yes
18:07 <@RangerZ> << knows more people on broadway or went into concert singing/conducting than any other profession , except maybe network/sys admin
18:08 <@aestetix> It's nothing to be shameful of
18:08 <@aestetix> My first gf was a junkie
18:08 <@aestetix> Well, recovering junkie
18:08 <@RangerZ> 3 of the schools in my county are on Disney's top 50 list of schools to go to for music
18:08 <@RangerZ> or were in 2000
18:08 <@aestetix> berklee?
18:08 <@RangerZ> Youngstown ohio
18:08 <@aestetix> oh
18:08 <@RangerZ> the suburbs have a VERY strong education system
18:09 <@RangerZ> where as ytown is _the_ worst in the state
18:09 <@RangerZ> where I went was top public school system in the state when I was in middle school
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18:10 <@RangerZ> then no child left ahead started , and killed that
18:10 <@aestetix> man
18:10 <@aestetix> sounds like NCLB destroyed our school system
18:10 <@RangerZ> it did
18:10 <@RangerZ> 'common core' is about to do the same
18:10 <@RangerZ> I agree with it on one level
18:10 <@RangerZ> but the problem is...
18:10 <@RangerZ> its ran by a fucking private company
18:10 <@RangerZ> not a board of teachers/educators/policy makers
18:10 <@RangerZ> etc
18:11 <@RangerZ> so more privatization
18:11 <@aestetix> well
18:11 <@RangerZ> but atleast  its better than NCLB , in that it doesn't cut funding to schools doing poorly
18:11 <@aestetix> Just think of how much worse it would be if Mitt Romney were president
18:11 <@RangerZ> also, common core, DOES do good things for teacher evaluation
18:11 <@Corydon76-home> Common Core itself doesn't hurt anything.  The problem is that in the rush to adopt it, many school systems are trying to go the easy way out and buying a private company's product that claims to be in compliance
18:11 <@RangerZ> so I dunno, mixed bag
18:12 <@RangerZ> but overall, I think it _will_ help things in some ways
18:12 <@RangerZ> aestetix: I'd watch, I'd record it too
18:12 <@RangerZ> if you were in a porn
18:13 <@RangerZ> Never know what kind of photoshop fun with life size printouts at the next PN could be had
18:13 <@RangerZ> lol
18:14 <@RangerZ> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PhreakNIC this at all accurate?
18:14 <@GateKeeper> Title: PhreakNIC - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (at en.wikipedia.org)
18:14 <@Corydon76-home> RangerZ: given that I'm the maintainer, yes, pretty much
18:14 <@RangerZ> see also, could have derbycon, and/or what 404 guys do
18:15 <@RangerZ> but overall pretty good
18:15 <@RangerZ> I'm actually including PN in my application for a fellowship
18:15 <@Corydon76-home> Does Derbycon have a Wikipedia entry?
18:15 <@RangerZ> for Distance Learning
18:16 <@RangerZ> don't know, but I'm all for making dead links to stuff that 'should' have pages
18:16 <@RangerZ> lol
18:16 <@Corydon76-home> RangerZ: the problem with Wikipedia on conferences is that you need a newspaper or other traditional media to take note of it
18:16 <@RangerZ> true
18:17 <@Corydon76-home> He who shall not be named tried to get his own article, and it was deleted, because no media has ever mentioned it
18:17 <@Corydon76-home> So it's considered "not notable"
18:17 <@RangerZ> lol
18:17 <@RangerZ> thats a joke
18:17 <@Corydon76-home> No, that's actually the criteria that Wikipedia uses
18:18 <@RangerZ> b/c its so easy tog et media to print
18:18 <@RangerZ> sorry, fucking computer is freezing bad
18:18 <@aestetix> reboot windows
18:18 <@RangerZ> I got 3~4 BSOD in the past few weeks
18:18 <@RangerZ> I think my mobo is having issues with something
18:18 <@Corydon76-home> Yuck
18:18 <@RangerZ> its the only hardware i've swapped
18:19 <@RangerZ> I'm thinking it is sata related
18:19 <@RangerZ> b/c cache is an issue on chrome
18:19 <@aestetix> so in the south, are you more likely to get political office for being religious?
18:19 <@RangerZ> so it might be the SDD controller /sata/mobo trifecta
18:19 <@RangerZ> not 'likely' but 'min. requirement'
18:19 <@RangerZ> other than nashville
18:20 <@aestetix> wow
18:20 <@aestetix> in oakland if you say you're religious that counts against you
18:20 <@RangerZ> aestetix: you don't live in the 'real america'
18:20 <@RangerZ> ohio is like that too
18:20 <@aestetix> is like what?
18:20 <@RangerZ> NE ohio is do fucking deep blue, that I didn't _KNOW_ a republican until I was 17
18:20 <@RangerZ> but SE ohio is like KY
18:21 <@RangerZ> SW*
18:21 <@RangerZ> but SE also
18:21 <@aestetix> so all these reports of the youth leaving the church are hyperbole?
18:21 <@RangerZ> no, its true, but not as much as you'd think
18:21 <@aestetix> whatever "the church" means
18:21 <@RangerZ> its like me and catholic church
18:21 <@aestetix> sounds like there are cycles. I wonder how many of them return when they have kids
18:22 <@RangerZ> if they just gave up the fucking hating on Corydon76-home and allowed usage of condoms/birth control pill, I'd probably start going back to mass
18:22 <@aestetix> well
18:22 <@aestetix> the new pope seems to be headed that way
18:22 <@RangerZ> yes/no
18:22 <@RangerZ> on gays, yes
18:22 <@RangerZ> but not on birth control pills
18:22 <@aestetix> didn't he say "who am I to judge?"
18:22 <@RangerZ> not yet alteast
18:22 <@aestetix> ok
18:23 <@RangerZ> b/c honestly, I grew up going to mass every so often
18:23 <@RangerZ> and I _never_ once heard "hate this person" or "this person is going to hell", etc
18:23 <@aestetix> so you're catholic, you just don't go to masss
18:23 <@RangerZ> I heard stories about how to be nice to your neighbor, and about sacrifice for the betterment of society and for your spirit
18:24 <@RangerZ> shit that ..I'm guessing... all of us in this room would agree with
18:24 <@RangerZ> channel*/.... w/e
18:24 <@RangerZ> Thats the kind of thing I wouldn't mind being part of a community of, but I can't stand a lof of the other BS that goes on
18:25 <@aestetix> sure
18:26 <@RangerZ> Irish catholics are a bit different than a lot of other religions/groups b/c Irish, and Italian (2 main ethnic groups in youngstown) , are both aligned with the church, and yet, don't really care what the church says about things we don't agree on
18:26 <@RangerZ> my great-grand mother ... _actually_ called the local church... then kept on asking to "speak to your supervisor" until she got all the way to the vatican, and they refused to put the pope on, saying he didn't speak English (not that he wouldn't speak with her.... LOL)
18:27 <@RangerZ> over the issue of birth control in the 60s
18:27 <@RangerZ> b/c my grandmother had 4 kids
18:27 <@RangerZ> late 68 or 69
18:27 <@RangerZ> and my great grandmother thought it was stupid that since there is new medicine to stop births, that it should be allowed
18:29 <@RangerZ> and she was _one_ of the biggest donors to the church in the county at the time, and to this day, is one of the most religious people I've ever met (in the good way, charity, etc)
18:29 <@RangerZ> so we grew up with a weird dichotomy of 'agree with the church on whats good', 'fuck then when they are wrong'
18:29 <@RangerZ> LOL
18:30 <@RangerZ> I'm a Deist Agnostic Catholic, If I had to 'put something'
18:32 <@RangerZ> I don't believe in magic, there is no way to 'disprove' a clockmaker god, and I understand science.... So I don't fit into the church current ideology much right now, but I'm aware of what good the church _can_ do, and would like to see it move to do that
18:34 <@RangerZ> well.... calling it 'magic' is dismissive... there might be rules of nature we don't yet understand, such as being on a "higher plane" (other dimension) that can occasionally interact with our world... Who knows, I'm not 'against' that being the case, but there hasn't been any proof yet, etc...  (hence 'agnostic' instead of 'athiest'
18:34 <@RangerZ> lol
18:35 <@RangerZ> LONG ranty answer, but not a 'simple' thing to explain, lol
18:36 <@aestetix> vagina
18:37 <@RangerZ> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2Wke0CXjF8
18:37 <@GateKeeper> Title: 9 Year Old Save For PS4, Buys 100 Smoke Detectors Instead - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
18:37 <@RangerZ> 100 for charity, for his community
18:47 <@RangerZ> so about tech
18:47 <@RangerZ> ...
18:47 <@RangerZ> SCOUTS kept asking the lawyers in the Aereo case "how can we rule against Aereo and not kill cloud storage/services" lol
18:52 <@RangerZ> so that'll be an interesting case
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19:10 <@RangerZ> so any of the unix-ly skilled people on right now?
19:10 <@RangerZ> is there a way to allow multiple processes to write to the same file, or same 'something' ?
19:28 <@Corydon76-home> RangerZ: yep, just do it
19:28 <@RangerZ> ?
19:28 <@aestetix> uh
19:28 <@Corydon76-home> Are you asking about concurrency control?
19:28 <@aestetix> seems like you'd run into locking issues
19:29 <@Corydon76-home> No locking issues at all
19:29 <@RangerZ> I figured they 'locked' the files
19:29 <@RangerZ> really?
19:29 <@Corydon76-home> Nope, most things don't
19:29 <@RangerZ> thats kinda impressive, or sad
19:29 <@RangerZ> not sure which one
19:29 <@RangerZ> LOL
19:29 <@aestetix> SO what happens if two processes try to make a similar edit
19:29 <@RangerZ> you blame Oracle
19:29 <@Corydon76-home> There are some locking mechanisms, but they don't have to be used
19:29 <@aestetix> haha
19:29 <@Corydon76-home> Locks in Unix are advisory
19:30 <@RangerZ> I have a pub/sub system I built with ACE/TAO (follows CORBA standard)
19:30 <@RangerZ> and I don't want to 'log' it properly
19:30 <@RangerZ> b/c thats too much effort
19:30 <@RangerZ> LOL
19:31 <@Corydon76-home> Do you just want a logging mechanism?  Use a pipe
19:31 <@RangerZ> using multi-cast on the same VM as is... to bypass ORI mapping, etc
19:31 <@Corydon76-home> Or open the same file and use the append-only flag on open
19:31 <@RangerZ> yeah I need to correlate them all into one file
19:32 <@RangerZ> yeah, i thought of both, was wanting to see if there was a 'better' option
19:32 <@RangerZ> that I wasn't aware of
19:32 < eryc> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZWT7Quvuow
19:32 <@GateKeeper> Title: Local News Airs Womans Giant Cameltoe On Live TV - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
19:32 <@Corydon76-home> As long as your writes are all done in a single line, single call, they will be grouped appropriately to the end of the file
19:32 <@Corydon76-home> What do you want, a messaging bus?
19:33 <@Corydon76-home> Those exist, too
19:33 <@RangerZ> i want it to 'work' quickly, with least amount of effort
19:33 <@RangerZ> TBH
19:33 <@RangerZ> lol
19:33 < eryc> i wouldn't listen to Corydon76-home
19:33 <@Corydon76-home> Not at the kernel level, but there are userspace libraries and daemons that implement a messaging bus
19:33 <@RangerZ> I just want it 'over with'
19:34 <@Corydon76-home> I don't quite understand what it is you're trying to do
19:36 < eryc> why don't you just use syslog
19:36 <@RangerZ> i have a bunch of different processes (3 distinct programs) where 1 runs as a pubsub coordination server
19:36 <@RangerZ> and 1 pub 1 sub, that are launched a bunch of times
19:36 <@RangerZ> want to just 'log' their output into a single file
19:36 <@RangerZ> in order, if possible, else I'd just timestamp
19:36 <@Corydon76-home> Okay, so use append-only
19:37 <@RangerZ> yeah, I just didn't know if that would 'work'
19:37 <@Corydon76-home> Yep
19:37 <@Corydon76-home> The existence of the append flag is precisely meant to deal with this type of situation
19:37 <@RangerZ> b/c honestly, it seemed too easy, even if inaccurate possibilities
19:37 <@Corydon76-home> So there's no race condition between positioning at the end of the file and writing.
19:38 <@Corydon76-home> Because prior to implementation of that at the kernel level, that exact problem did, in fact, occur
19:38 <@Corydon76-home> Also why the append-only flag exists in POSIX
19:39 <@Corydon76-home> Otherwise, as you noted, you'd have to do all sorts of messy locking
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19:40 < eryc> what he said
19:40 <@RangerZ> ahh, nice, didn't realize it was dealt with at kernel level
19:41 <@Corydon76-home> Yep, that's why it's an open(2) flag
19:41 <@RangerZ> http://news.slashdot.org/story/14/04/23/2231228/fcc-in-net-neutrality-turnaround-plans-to-allow-fast-lane another one of those "fuck this news story"
19:41 <@GateKeeper> Title: F.C.C., In Net Neutrality Turnaround, Plans To Allow Fast Lane - Slashdot (at news.slashdot.org)
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21:48 <@Dagmar> Goddamn fucking FCC
21:48 < LoTUs456> gotta love em
21:48 < LoTUs456> what did they censor this time?
21:48 <@Wilpig> nothing.  they're backpeddling on net neutrality
21:48 < LoTUs456> really..... :/
21:50 <@Dagmar> Only thing I can figure is someone's been bought.
21:50 <@Wilpig> that's a given
21:50 <@Dagmar> The FCC is generally _very_ traditionalist about shit
21:51 <@Dagmar> Most of the internet's going to be screaming with fury over this tomorrow tho, so we'll see what happens
21:52 <@Wilpig> it's just another way for the cable companies to try and turn the internet into the mess they've turned cable tv into
21:53 <@Dagmar> This will *not* be tolerated.
21:53 <@Dagmar> Not to show a short attention span or anything but... Superdoge?  Really?
21:53 <@Wilpig> ?
21:53 <@Dagmar> http://pvponline.com/comic/2014/04/23/why-u-mad
21:53 <@GateKeeper> Title: PVP - why u mad (at pvponline.com)
21:53 <@Dagmar> Note: LOLBAT is a good guy]
21:54 <@Dagmar> His secret identity is Butler
21:54 <@Dagmar> The others are The Grammar Nazi, the Mad Hater, and Crocpot
21:56 <@Dagmar> You know, for as snooping as people try to claim advertisers are, I find it astonishing that I'm still being shown ads for Scions
21:56 <@Dagmar> It's not like I'm going to go rush out and lease one after I just bought one
21:56 < LoTUs456> you must own one....it's the Advertisement LAW
21:57 <@Dagmar> I can't figure out who the PowerGirl spoof is
21:57 < LoTUs456> lol you just need to search in google this "I just bought a Scion, now what?" about 50,000 times and the advertisements will switch to Car Insurance ads
21:57 <@Dagmar> Strangely, no
21:58 <@Dagmar> ...although I did spend about a month and a half nightly Googling about every goddamn kind of small car on the market
21:58 <@Dagmar> I am seeing mostly ads for Scions, and a few for Fiat
21:58 < LoTUs456> lol
21:58 <@Dagmar> None for Smart, which is odd.  I suspect they're just fucking lazy.
22:20 <@aestetix> wassup
22:23 < LoTUs456> aestetix hi
22:23 <@aestetix> hi
22:24 < LoTUs456> I'm so bored...looking for a channel where I can meet new people from all over the world but I don't think many people use IRC anymore
22:26 <@aestetix> their loss
22:26 <@aestetix> You know
22:26 <@aestetix> Someone needs to hack facebook and change their logo to goatse
22:26 <@aestetix> I would love to see a billion people suddenly goatsed
22:27 <@Dagmar> It's happened before
22:27 <@Dagmar> Remember with MySpace themes?
22:27 <@aestetix> Yes
22:27 <@aestetix> That was awesome
22:27 <@Dagmar> Some idiot theme site hotlinked someone's graphics and the result was epic when he found out
22:28 <@aestetix> Jason Scott did it
22:28 < LoTUs456> Has anyone seen the NEW Myspace?  it's garbage....you don't scroll down....you scroll across
22:28 <@Dagmar> UNNATURAL
22:29 < LoTUs456> freaking horrible is what it is...they must have hit their head or something
22:31 <@aestetix> penis
22:32 < LoTUs456> cack
22:32 <@aestetix> http://i.imgur.com/N7DfgTK.jpg
22:32 <@aestetix> penis
22:33 < LoTUs456> no thanks
22:33 < LoTUs456> lol
22:34 <@aestetix> don't worry, it's safe
22:34 <@aestetix> you can look at the penis
22:35 < LoTUs456> it's NEVER safe to look at Penis if you are a guy :P
22:37 <@Dagmar> lol
22:37 <@Dagmar> Yeah the XM capsule was a race condition caused by their load balancers
22:37 <@Dagmar> You could spam the "drop capsule" button and it would drop the same capsule, complete with it's contents, multiple tmes
22:37 <@Dagmar> lol
22:40 < LoTUs456> I like turtles
22:40 <@Dagmar> Now there's people seriously stuck becuase they're _WAY_ over the inventory cap
22:41 <@Dagmar> Like, 5000/2000.
22:41 <@Dagmar> ...and they can't do shit becuase their inventory is wildly past cap and they'll have to drop 3,000 items before they can even hack again
22:41 <@Dagmar> Those of us who were around for Codemas/Codemaggeddon are familiar with this problem
22:42 <@Dagmar> Catwoman's bitching about still being 300 over cap
22:42 <@Dagmar> lol
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22:51 <@Dagmar> Okay.  Unexpected tech porn
22:51 <@Dagmar> http://oneplus.net/one
22:51 <@GateKeeper> Title: OnePlus One - OnePlus.net (at oneplus.net)
22:52 <@Dagmar> 64Gb internal for $350?!?!
22:52 <@Dagmar> I expected like $800
22:53 < eryc> its ok
22:53 <@Dagmar> The specs are way more than i'd expect for that price
22:53 <@Dagmar> 3100mAh battery is large.  1080p screen is beeeg
22:54 <@Dagmar> Hell it's even available in black
22:54 <@Dagmar> If they give me the chance to get one for $1 I'll jump on it
22:54 < eryc> i'm waiting on CM for the S5
22:59 < eryc> the power off alarm is intriguing
23:02 < eryc> and the triple mics
23:02 < eryc> and the front facing cam is cool
23:05 <@Dagmar> Gotta have at least two mics or you can't do noise cancellation
23:06 <@Dagmar> You'd really want three for a decent spearkerphone setup
23:06 <@Dagmar> GOTTA have a front-facing camera so people can do their selfies in front of moving buses
23:07 < eryc> yea but this one has 80deg fov
23:08 < eryc> the 4K video recording is nice too
23:10 <@Dagmar> That's _almost_ funny since you basically can't expect to watch that on anything but a MM heavy computer
23:10 <@Dagmar> ...but you can sure as fuck zoom in on bits of it
23:11 <@Dagmar> Between image stabilization and that res... sweet post-processing possibiliites
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23:22 <@Dagmar> I saw something kinda ugly on the streets earlier tonight
23:22 <@Dagmar> Private security near BCM has some kind of armored-looking segway thing
23:22 <@Dagmar> A three-wheel standing pedcart, with a front faring
23:22 <@Dagmar> Intensely ugly
23:35 <@sdodson> You were hoping he'd be pretty?
23:35 <@Dagmar> I was rather hoping no one would ever drive something that badly designed
23:39 <@aestetix> http://imgur.com/a/CqWOw#0 nsfw
23:39 <@GateKeeper> Title: Who DOESNT want to be a porn star? - Imgur (at imgur.com)
23:42 <@aestetix> I'm not sure what to call that
23:46 <@aestetix> Ok this actually wins
23:46 <@aestetix> http://imgur.com/7dgrxlK
23:46 <@GateKeeper> Title: Unrealistically equipped baby doll with hitler stache finds its use in the kitchen. [Porn] - Imgur (at imgur.com)
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