--- Log opened Thu Apr 17 00:00:31 2014
00:05 <@Dagmar> Tomorrow is going to be a hard day to get through
00:05 <@Dagmar> I'm still slightly freaking out about the car thing.
00:05 <@Dagmar> I *think* I just spent more on one car than I have on every car I've owned put together, minus one
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02:17 <@Catonic> ****
02:20 <@RangerZ> ohh just realized
02:20 <@RangerZ> this sunday 4/20...
02:20 <@RangerZ> *twirls finger*
02:26 <@RangerZ> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfBe1GaNNKg fuck...
02:28 <@RangerZ> only one person on the committee who isn't in favor of the comcast/TWC merger was the politician who received the least amount of campaign contributions ... FML
02:30 <@RangerZ> DOJ is our last best hope for humanity... sounds like a line out of a cheesy 80s movie or anime...
02:53 <@aestetix> http://imgur.com/b70Ag9D
02:53 <@aestetix> possibly nsfw
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07:45 <@shapr> good morning?
07:50 < Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
08:23 <@Dagmar> HELL-LOOOO ASS CRACK OF DAWN!
08:24 <@Dagmar> In a moment, I'll be emailing Neil to inform him that I'm actually wearing pants.
08:24 <@Dagmar> Let's see if he notices...
08:27 <@Wilpig> i'm wearing pants too.  :(
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08:33 <@Dagmar> RangerZ1: I've got yer battery in my phone charging right now.  When you get it you can go straight to doing the first drain-to-empty to get the predictor recalibrated
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11:11 <@Mirage> lol... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmiHXGdtMjw
11:11 <@Mirage> "Darth Vader Is Running For President of Ukraine | The Rubin Report"
11:11 <@Shadow404> Wilpig: omg, family guy is so much better than tapped out
11:12 <@Wilpig> not falling for it
11:12 <@Shadow404> meh
11:12 <@Wilpig> open tapped out and give me friend points, you asshat
11:13 <@Shadow404> less repetitive and way more lewd
11:13 <@Shadow404> uninstalled
11:13 <@Shadow404> it managed to bug my account and remove half my progress
11:13 <@Shadow404> i emailed supprt when reinstall had same issue
11:13 <@Wilpig> your shit looks pretty damn full when I tap on it
11:14 <@Shadow404> they said sorry its a known bug
11:14 <@Shadow404> was alot more
11:14 <@Shadow404> lost a lot of stuff
11:22 <@Wilpig> reinstall.  give friend points.  shaddup
11:32 <@Wilpig> you know what I haven't done in a while.  it's time to check on aestetix's tumblr
11:33 <@Wilpig> aestetix: wtf man?  this doesn't have any nsfw content.  http://37.media.tumblr.com/f06cfddcfc1d1a7bb280982b68eea6ea/tumblr_n3ot57a2A11r0na0so1_1280.png
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11:39 <@Dagmar> I ain't pullin' that up at work
11:41 <@Wilpig> 100% sfw
11:41 <@Wilpig> not even a hint of aestetix on it
11:43 <@Dagmar> Heh I walked out of BofA because they were trying to get me to take a loan to buy a car I very much have the cash for
11:43 <@Dagmar> All I wanted was for them to cut a cashier's check.
11:43 <@Wilpig> tell them to offer you 0% and no origination fees
11:43 <@Dagmar> lol
11:44 <@Wilpig> at least then you'd have a note on your credit report that you got and paid off aloan
11:44 <@Dagmar> I offered something rather improbably and possibly illegal
11:44 <@Dagmar> If I want to game my credit rating I'll just get a credit card, start putting all my bills on it, and set up auto-pay to keep the balance at 0.
11:45 <@Dagmar> I told the manager "This is why you people had to resort to *stealing peoples homes* to show a profit.  You can't even be relied upon to do simple math and decision-making.  Take your loan and stick it up your ass."
11:46 <@Dagmar> The *teller* tried to talk me into a loan when she found out what it was for.  I said "I have money to buy things because I don't do loans."
11:46 <@Dagmar> ...and then because of "the size of the check" she referred me to a "manager".
11:46 <@oddball> Yeah... BoA is evil.
11:46 <@Dagmar> ...who did not apparently get the clue from the teller that I wasn't about to take a loan.
11:47 <@Dagmar> I know from the heads turning that everyone in the bank heard me say what I said in the Tone of Superiority.  ;)
11:47 <@oddball> I'm still irritated that the bank I made my home loan with sold it to BoA.
11:47 <@Dagmar> A deep, resonating oration.
11:48 <@Dagmar> Validating the check ont he phone with BofA they wanted to know what my password was for talking to them.
11:48 <@Dagmar> "Is that a trick question?  I didn't even talk to a human when I set this account up."
11:49 <@shapr> good morning?
11:50 <@Dagmar> Fully electronic power steering feels weird
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12:01 <@shapr> klixa: HOWDY
12:01 <@klixa> HAI shapr!!!
12:01 <@klixa> how are you
12:03 <@shapr> I'm a bit tired today, but otherwise fine. How are you?
12:10 <@Shadow404> common sense fail: https://twitter.com/Cmdr_Hadfield/status/456800242520698880/photo/1
12:10 <@Shadow404> diaf shapr
12:14 <@Dagmar> Man i just looove waitinng for hardware boxes to reinitialize
12:15  * shapr hugs Shadow404
12:17 <@Dagmar> *whew* it's alive
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12:21 <@klixa> shapr: im ok... i just sprayed febreeze everywhere cause i like to sniff it
12:21 <@shapr> heh, ok
12:21 <@klixa> i wish they made a febreeze scented perfume
12:22 <@klixa> it smells soooooo good
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12:23 <@Shadow404> u been huffing, havent u?
12:23  * klixa looks at Shadow404 with glazed over eyes
12:23 <@klixa> no
12:23 < _specialk_> meep
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12:24 <@klixa> i think he's been huffing :|
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12:32 <@Dagmar> " The answer to this alone will tell you whether there is some kind of deep consideration behind it or whether some PHB had a consultant toss the cool buzzword "change advisory board" in his direction.
12:32 <@Dagmar> If it's the latter, run. Run like the wind."
12:33 <@Dagmar> Already rated 5:Insightful
12:33 <@Dagmar> Needs some zeros added
12:46 <@Shadow404> klixa: glazed eyes, sounds like an endorphine release
12:50 <@klixa> lol
13:10 < Dolemite> Gee, yet another email from Facebook saying that "People who like PhreakNIC haven't heard from you in a while."
13:14 <@Wilpig> yeah they like to send those out
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13:50 <@Mirage> Dagmar: is Nathan in today?
13:51 <@Dagmar> I believe so
13:52 <@Mirage> Guess he's gone to lunch
13:52 <@Dagmar> Yep
13:54 <@Mirage> I wonder if B&C would ship ms a pan of their jalapeno-cheese grits.
13:54  * Wilpig barfs
13:55 <@Mirage> Wilpig: you never had them at B&C then...people who claim to absolutely despise grits anywhere else love the ones there.
13:55 <@Wilpig> grits.  blech
13:56 <@Corydon76-home> Huh, a root canal is actually not that bad of a procedure.
13:57 < Dolemite> B&C the BBQ place over there in Melrose next to the Mexican restaurant?
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14:09 <@Mirage> Dolemite: yeah
14:09 < Dolemite> Yeah, that place did have some pretty good sides
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14:45 <@Dagmar> Corydon76-home: I thought it was actually somewhat pleasant compared to the pain of the infected tooth I had
14:45 <@Dagmar> Corydon76-home: Then again, I have a deranged pain response
14:45 <@Corydon76-home> I never noticed.  Dentist saw the infection on the x-ray.
14:45 <@Corydon76-home> He also said I have some of the longest roots he's ever seen
14:46 <@Corydon76-home> 25mm
14:46 <@shapr> klixalove: good day?
14:47 <@klixalove> if you maen my nick, its just part of my elabporate trolling
14:47 <@oddball> Today's PSA: For the love of god, if someone is telling you that the legislature just passed something crazy, go read the bill before telling others.
14:47 <@Corydon76-home> oddball: they seem to do that every day.  It's no longer news.
14:48 <@oddball> In related news: no, the TN state legislature did not just pass a law making what most people consider "flash mobs" illegal.
14:49 <@Mirage> But..."flashing" a mob still is..
14:49 <@Corydon76-home> The question is more whether a prosecutor can make a jury believe that it's illegal
14:49 <@oddball> They did, on the other hand, did just make it illegal to co-ordinate a group of folks showing up and vandalizing a store/a store's product.
14:49 <@Corydon76-home> That wasn't already illegal (under conspiracy)?
14:49 <@oddball> Yes... it's a redundant law, but that's a different argument.
14:50 <@oddball> They decided that they needed to make it more illegal.
14:50 <@Mirage> oddball: I wonder if that could be extended to tailgating
14:50 <@Corydon76-home> Basically, if anybody in the flash mob damages anything, they can now go after the flash mob organizer
14:51 <@oddball> By the bill, the retailer would have to prove that that was the intent of the mob.
14:51 <@Corydon76-home> So if you're going to organize one, you better be damn sure of the people you're inviting
14:52  * shapr disorganizes a flesh mob
14:52 <@Mirage> Hrm..I wonder if that would also be able to be applied to an organized convention trashing a hotel
14:52 <@Corydon76-home> Intent is such a weird thing.  All you need is one participant to testify that was the intent...
14:52 <@oddball> fair enough.
14:53 <@Corydon76-home> and with law enforcement regularly spying on and inducing others to turn violent... you see where this is going...
14:54 <@Mirage> but that could _never_ happen because that would be entrapment
14:54 <@oddball> But again, when you start getting into the realm of inventing reasons to arrest people, that's not new.
14:55 <@Corydon76-home> Anytime someone creates what on the surface appears to be a redundant law, you need to understand how it will be applied by prosecutors
14:56 <@aestetix> penis
14:57 <@oddball> For years, there have been reports (although, fairly rare) of gangs showing up in mass in a store and stealing or vandalising property.  The idea is that once you reach a certain number of people, there's no way the store's employees could witness who did what.
14:59 <@Corydon76-home> Yes, but that bill states an issue of coordination.  Only the ringleader is able to be prosecuted anew, whereas under conspiracy, all actors can be prosecuted.
14:59 <@oddball> true
14:59 <@shapr> vaina
15:00 <@Corydon76-home> Only thing you need to show under conspiracy is that the actors were working in concert, and then it won't matter who did what, all of them are part of the conspiracy and equally responsible for the damage/theft.
15:03 <@Dagmar> I *almost* want to give TN legislators cause to write a bill explicitly (no pun intended) making a flashing mob illegal.
15:04  * oddball bangs head against desk.
15:05 <@oddball> So... now the guy is saying "ok, I know it doesn't do this thing... but the idea that the state legislature would make a law against this thing is crazy!"
15:05 <@oddball> Yes... because they didn't!
15:10 <@Wilpig> bah.  I need to get off the bar-b-cutie promo mailing list.  that shit is just depressing now
15:10 <@oddball> heh
15:11 <@oddball> Haven't found decent cheap BBQ up there?
15:12 <@Wilpig> if I showed you the bbq selections up here you'd cry, then mock me
15:12 <@Wilpig> not necessarily in that order
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15:14 <@Wilpig> oddball: http://www.smokehousebbqnj.com/somerville-menu.php
15:14 <@oddball> I'm not sure how to take that.
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15:15 <@oddball> wait... delivery BBQ?
15:15 <@oddball> daaaaaaaaamn yoooooooou!
15:16 <@Wilpig> check the price for a pork plate
15:16 <@Mirage> heh.."Angry Clams"
15:16 <@Wilpig> $17.95 for a pork plate.  WTF?!
15:16 <@Wilpig> thta's what i'm sayin'
15:16 <@oddball> Well... I knew everything was expensive up there.
15:17 <@Mirage> http://www.rudysbbq.com/store/c-10-smoked-meats.aspx
15:18 <@Mirage> Ha..typo.. "And don't forget the Sause!"  I need to point that out next time I'm in there.
15:18 <@Wilpig> that's beyond expensive though
15:19 <@Wilpig> that's more than double what you'd pay anywhere down south
15:36 <@Shadow404> just like seafood up there is cheap compared to down here
15:37 <@aestetix> Shadow404: have you gotten any butt play recently?
15:39 <@Shadow404> oh yeah, she can finidh that report for you shortly
15:39 <@Shadow404> this weekend is frolicon, woot
15:40 <@Shadow404> hugme is still running checkin/admisdion
15:45 <@aestetix> I wonder if a cat has to work out. They must have super strong muscles in their tails
15:45 <@Shadow404> huh?
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16:35 <@Dagmar> Wilpig: I paid more than that at the BOundry
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17:28 <@Wilpig> reading that thing dagmar was this morning.   http://ask.slashdot.org/story/14/04/17/0129226/ask-slashdot-system-administrator-vs-change-advisory-board
17:29 <@Wilpig> I swear some of these commenters must be from vandy
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18:01 <@aestetix> god that sucks
18:01 <@aestetix> Why is it necessary? If the change causes an issue, just roll it back.
18:01 <@aestetix> As long as it doesn't kill data.
18:01 <@aestetix> I'm sure the sysadmin is more than capable of kowing how to do this.
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19:04 <@aestetix> SuMo_D: guess what
19:04 <@SuMo_D> what?
19:05 <@aestetix> Guess where I just got another speaking engagement
19:14 <@Wilpig> nahsville
19:21 <@aestetix> hahah
19:21 <@aestetix> SuMo_D: Harvard
19:21 <@SuMo_D> Nice!
19:21 <@SuMo_D> tell David
19:21 <@SuMo_D> he's an alumni
19:21 <@aestetix> is david there?
19:21 <@aestetix> oh wow
19:21 <@aestetix> ok
19:22 <@SuMo_D> that's awesome :)
19:22 <@SuMo_D> I miss Boston
19:22 <@SuMo_D> such an awesome city
19:22 <@SuMo_D> but not worth the winters
19:22 <@aestetix> btw
19:22 <@aestetix> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY8-GjmzihU&list=PLnnTiTHvBnspY7WcJqElNsiO-vxx0ZI3T
19:22 <@aestetix> my session at IDESG
19:23 <@SuMo_D> Very cool
19:25 <@SuMo_D> so who invited you to Harvard?
19:26 <@aestetix> My friend Whitney
19:26 <@aestetix> She's a fellow at the Berkman Center
19:26 <@aestetix> which is where I'll be doing my session
19:27 <@aestetix> It's later on though. Late september. I'm not doing anything new until HOPE is done.
19:28 <@SuMo_D> cool
19:28 <@SuMo_D> hey are you persenting at HOPE?
19:29 <@aestetix> I submitted a talk
19:29 <@aestetix> So hopefully
19:31 <@klixalove> hmmm
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19:44 <@SuMo_D> klixalove! love!
19:45 <@klixalove> :D  someone in another chanel was dissing love
19:45 <@klixalove> so, i wanted to honof love in my nick
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20:03 <@Bahhumbug> @bacon
20:03 <@GateKeeper> Yummy, scrumptious, crispy BACON!
20:03 <@Bahhumbug> Does the love of bacon count?
20:04 <@brimstone> always
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21:08 <@Dagmar> Worth every fuckin' penny
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22:46 <@RangerZ> damn you Corydon76-home https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8GeNaBK820
22:46 <@RangerZ> aww damn... GateKeeper being slacker
22:46 <@RangerZ> [Tea Party: Gays Worse Than White Supremacists Ever Were]
22:46 <@RangerZ> LOL... fucking stupid people, I'm not even going to watch this stupidity
22:48 <@Corydon76-home> It's a radio host making fun of her
22:49 <@RangerZ> yeah i know
22:49 <@RangerZ> saw title, and knew instantly what it was
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22:59 <@Corydon76-home> RangerZ: they nicely point out at the end how in the same time frame as her column appeared, a white supremacist murdered several people, and asked the rhetorical question of when was the last time a gay person murdered others due to their beliefs or lifestyle?
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23:00 <@RangerZ> hitler
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23:00 <@RangerZ> lol
23:02 <@Corydon76-home> I think it's funny they try to put a guy who never had a same-sex relationship in the gay column.
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23:20 <@Dagmar> It's not gay unless the balls touch
23:20 <@Dagmar> Don't these people know this?
23:20 <@klixalove> hmmm
23:20 <@klixalove> i did not know this
23:21 <@Dagmar> Goddamn
23:21 <@Corydon76-home> Dagmar: you must have awfully saggy balls if you expect them to touch.  ;-)
23:21 <@Dagmar> That's not nearly the handicap this giant dick is
23:21 <@Dagmar> All this fucking technology
23:22 <@Dagmar> I still get a finger in the shot
23:22 <@Corydon76-home> Believe me, I understand.  I've heard, "I don't think it's going to fit." before.
23:23 <@Corydon76-home> Each time I've heard that, however, he was wrong.  I made it fit.
23:24 <@Corydon76-home> BTW, did you know that pillows are great for muffling screams?
23:26 <@Corydon76-home> On another subject, the dentist nearly had a finger in the shot this morning
23:26 <@Dagmar> http://dagmar.evilgiggle.com/~dagmar/scion_iq.jpg
23:27 <@Corydon76-home> He was x-raying my root canal
23:27 <@Corydon76-home> Your new car, Dagmar?
23:27 <@Dagmar> Yep
23:27 <@Dagmar> Me and the Apollo app are going to have a "chat"
23:28 <@Corydon76-home> How long before a group of vandals flips it up on its end?
23:28 <@Dagmar> It's what's been jumping up and deciding it should just play any damn thing on the phone at random
23:28 <@Dagmar> Corydon76-home: Depends on how many people want to die at once and when
23:28 <@Dagmar> You can ask RangerZ.  I sat there watching it while it was at Bongo
23:28 <@Dagmar> Some dudes in a Prius almost backed into it, and my only comment was something along the lines of "Well, you're about to get to see me beat up some people"
23:29 <@Dagmar> On the first day I have it, if someone had hit it, there would have been some violence
23:33 <@Dagmar> The amount of dust the tires pick up is a little crazy tho
23:37 <@Corydon76-home> Huh, apparently a batch of pills that cost me $2.60 has a street value of $150
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23:47 <@aestetix> What kind of pulls?
23:48 <@aestetix> pills
23:55 <@Corydon76-home> Lortab 10
23:55 <@Corydon76-home> I had a root canal this morning
23:55 <@Dagmar> lol
23:56 <@Dagmar> Not laughing at your root canal
23:56 <@Dagmar> Laughing because when I had the tooth pulled, that's what they gave me
23:56 <@Corydon76-home> And they're no longer worth that much -- I took one.
23:56 <@Corydon76-home> Dentist told me they have a shelf life of 7 years
23:56 <@Dagmar> ...and I picked them up on my second visit to Walgreens in two hours, right in front of a bunch of cops arresting people all day in the parking lot for selling pills
23:57 <@Corydon76-home> Heh
23:57 <@Dagmar> I was pretty determined if the cops were going to give me shit about it my answer was going to be "These are MINE motherfucker.  Back off." and show him the giant-ass hole in my gums
23:57 <@Corydon76-home> I'm not selling them.  I just think the price difference is amusing.
23:57 <@Dagmar> I took two, flushed the rest
23:58 <@Corydon76-home> Uh, you're not supposed to flush pills anymore
23:58 <@Dagmar> I'm just not a fan of being that doped up
23:58 <@Dagmar> Yes, well, the fish can thank me later once they've managed to stop lisping.
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