--- Log opened Wed Apr 16 00:00:13 2014
--- Day changed Wed Apr 16 2014
00:00 <@klixa> why jan 1, 1070
00:00 <@klixa> 1970*
00:00 <@Dagmar> Epoch time.
00:00 <@Dagmar> "Proper" computers track time based on the number of seconds since Jan 1st, 1970.
00:02 <@shapr> because that's obviously sensible
00:06 <@klixa> oh...i heard about that, but didnt know when it started... when y2k was going on, theuy mentioned it (the seconds thing, tho i never heeard start date)
00:08 <@Dagmar> shapr: Works as well as anything else.
00:08 <@shapr> next big issue is 2038
00:08 <@shapr> when seconds since the epoch overflows int
00:08 <@Dagmar> If you let standards bodies get involved in shit like that it would just be GMT-UTC-Zulu all over again
00:08  * shapr falls over asleep
00:08  * shapr &
00:08 <@Dagmar> ...by which time only Microsoft-based OSes will fuck up
00:09 <@Dagmar> No self-respecting Linux user will be running a distribution old enough for that to still be a problem
00:09 <@klixa> i have been offered a dick pic ...this is a historic moment
00:09 <@Dagmar> It only overflows in32.
00:09 <@Dagmar> Everyone's using int64 now
00:09 <@klixa> i asked what they would get out of showing it...
00:09 <@Dagmar> Well, everyone that _matters_
00:14 <@Dagmar> We'll see if Cinnamin gets irked at me.
00:15 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: ask if you're allowed to forward it to your gay friends
00:15 <@aestetix> ugh
00:15 <@RangerZ> http://aattp.org/special-ed-student-who-recorded-bullies-tormenting-him-accused-of-felony-wiretapping/
00:15 <@RangerZ> fuck this news story
00:15 <@aestetix> Why is it that the day I learn my friend died of a drug OD, another person comes asking for advice on some really messed up poly drama
00:15 <@klixa> Dagmar: when you say cinnamon with a japanese accent is sounds like "semen"
00:16 <@aestetix> Seriously, I don't care if you want 1 partner, 0, or 10, when you have a kid the kid should become your top priority in life.
00:16 <@aestetix> (which is why I don't have a kid, I can't handle that)
00:16 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: I disagree
00:16 <@RangerZ> aestetix: people need to be told to grow the fuck up
00:16 <@Dagmar> klixa: I'll tell her that the next time I see her
00:17 <@aestetix> you think I should have a kid?
00:17 <@RangerZ> too many people have this problem telling people hard truths
00:17 <@klixa> does the drama involve the kid?
00:17 <@klixa> i mean, putting kid forst doesnt mean you dont have other issues
00:17 <@Corydon76-home> Anytime there are children, their welfare should be a top priority, whether it's your kid or not, and whether you take responsibility or not
00:17 <@RangerZ> ^
00:18 <@Corydon76-home> Sometimes, the best thing for a kid is for a father to get the hell out and stay away
00:18 <@RangerZ> or mother
00:18 <@RangerZ> or w/e
00:18 <@aestetix> klixa: somewhat
00:19 <@Corydon76-home> At least until they get their own lives in order
00:19 <@Dagmar> klixa: She posted "I hope I am a fraction of the person my students think I am."
00:19 <@Dagmar> My response: "I must ask, what terrible misdeed is it it that you have in mind?"
00:20 <@klixa> :)
00:21 <@Dagmar> Looks like Saturday will be a good day to run over hipsters.
00:21 <@Dagmar> http://www.recordstoreday.com/
00:21 <@klixa> EVERYday is a good day to run over hipsters
00:21 <@Dagmar> Well, _especially_ on Saturday tho
00:22 <@Dagmar> It'll be nice weather, and I will probably break out my record bag and fill it
00:22 <@klixa> i heard that east nashville is filled with hipsters now?
00:22 <@Dagmar> Pretty much yeah
00:22 <@klixa> i read this online...but last time  i was in east nashville it was ghetoo as hell
00:22 <@klixa> and the net sometimes lies
00:22 <@Dagmar> It's still ghetto
00:23 <@klixa> hmmm... im not sure i fully undertstand hipsters then
00:23 <@Corydon76-home> Some of it is, but it has gentrified.
00:23 <@Dagmar> I will be using http://blog.wannadonashville.com/2014/04/15/wanna-get-rowdy-your-guide-to-record-store-day-2014/ as a plan of attack
00:24 <@Dagmar> I will not be wandering through bins going "Oh wow!  This is some old band that I've actually heard of!"
00:24 <@klixa> whatever happened to west nashville? it was turnign ghetto wehn i left
00:24 <@klixa> have i been gone long enough for it to be gentrified?
00:24 <@Dagmar> I will be doing the _proper_ thing, which is digging through bins looking for shit that no one but me even knows exists.
00:24 <@Dagmar> Did you leave in 1995?
00:24 <@Dagmar> I know I drive under a bridge on the way home that used to apparently be a fairly popular spot to buy crack
00:25 <@klixa> i left in 99
00:25 <@Dagmar> Now the entire neighborhood is lower-middle-class urbanland
00:25 <@klixa> west nashville was rednecks, then ghetto, and now i dunno what
00:25 <@Dagmar> There's even a quick cash loan place where I hit Charlotte Pike as I go out
00:25 <@klixa> but, on the other side of charlotte...closer to west end... its nice...like sylvan park, etc
00:25 <@Dagmar> ...but largely it's parking lot is empty, so that's probably a good thing
00:26 <@klixa> its weird...cause like whote bridge road is what, 5 miles...and bam you are in belle meade
00:26 <@klixa> i worked in belle meade
00:32 <@oddball> klixa: East Nashville is still a decent amount "good block, bad block."
00:33 <@klixa> Dagmar: ever heard of a guy named Brian Canter (or maybe Kanter)
00:34 <@Catonic> Brian Kantor?
00:34 <@Dagmar> I don't think so
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00:42 <@aestetix> Ugh
00:43 <@aestetix> Today keeps getting better and better.
00:43 <@Catonic> found a dead body in your car?
00:43 <@aestetix> Ever agree to help with a small thing that turns into a big thing, and has many other big things that are necessary to make the other thing work?
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00:43 <@Catonic> yes
00:44 <@aestetix> Try dealing with one of those sequences after finding out your friend has died.
00:44 <@aestetix> And they are all really annoying and really stupid.
00:44 <@Catonic> s/friend/coworker/
00:44 <@aestetix> huh?
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01:01 <@klixa> Dagmar: i asked cause he, um..he used to like to snatch up young goth boys and pimp them out...so, a lot of goth people have heard of him
01:02 <@klixa> Dagmar: he doesnt live in nashville anymore...btu he used to own an old church in east nashville...he lived in it...and was a TSU professor...relaly weird creepy person
01:09 <@klixa> aestetix: i have never had a friend die... but i imagine it feels surreal
01:10 <@klixa> my parents are both dead tho... my father died 2 days after my baby was born... i was so busy with just having had a baby im still not sure i am completely aware of it...
01:12 <@aestetix> klixa: I've had many friends die
01:12 <@klixa> :(
01:15 <@aestetix> I'm not sure which is better, drug overdose or suicide
01:16 <@klixa> hmmm
01:16 <@klixa> im gonna go with drug overdose...because suicide is very unnatural except for some people
01:17 <@klixa> my uncle committed suicide...but he did it in a way to make it look like an accidemt...and the family calls it an accident
01:17 <@klixa> like in a denial wont admit it in private at all way
01:17 <@klixa> even tho everyone knows
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03:43 <@aestetix> http://imgur.com/a/y3iwE lots of boobs (nsfw)
03:53 <@klixa> wtf
03:53 <@klixa> they are all weird ones
03:55 <@klixa> the hairy girl looks nice...if you took away the hair
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07:42 < Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
08:24 <@Shadow404> whats up freaks and geeks
08:24 <@Wilpig> otto died. :(
08:25 <@Wilpig> I heard it yesterday but hadn't had a chance to look into more until today.  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2605108/Ventriloquist-Otto-George-dies-aged-53-months-meningitis.html
09:22 <@Dagmar> damnit
09:22 <@Dagmar> despite my attempts to get my sleeping back into spec, I caught some damn bug anyway
09:26 <@Dagmar> Someone notify WTVF.  I'll bet Heartbleed has jumped to infecting humans
09:27 <@Dagmar> It's mutated and can cross airgaps now!
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10:11 <@Mirage> Wilpig: whimsyshire is definitely silly...but it's not the cow level
10:11 <@Wilpig> nope.  it's amusing though
10:12 <@Wilpig> I was running through rifts with vorshi, zero and seath last night
10:12 <@Wilpig> they had the difficulty turned up to torment 3 or something like that
10:12 <@Wilpig> I wasn't doing shit for damage but they were plowing through the shit
10:15 <@Mirage> I only noticed you guys on Torment I.
10:16 <@Mirage> I was tempted to join up...but i was determined to get that staff and get to whimsy last night
10:16 <@Wilpig> They said it was 3.  1 I can do some damage in
10:17 <@Mirage> I tried out Torment I solo and did fine on trash and most of the blues, but when i hit a boss i got raped.
10:18 < nachoguy> was the rape legitimate?
10:18 < nachoguy> if not, mages have ways of shutting that whole thing down
10:19 <@Mirage> Since I chose to play on Torment I, I guess it was consentual...but I was screaming the whole time.
10:19 <@Dagmar> lol
10:19 < nachoguy> hah
10:39 <@Wilpig> rubberclub.com  wow.  just wow.
10:40 < nachoguy> is that a place for elastic band enthusiasts to congregate?
10:40 <@Wilpig> yup
10:40 <@Wilpig> complete with plans to make elastic band balls
10:41 <@Wilpig> just heard about that on the radio
10:41 <@Mirage> There's a chain of stores here in the Dallas area called Condom Sense.
10:43 <@Wilpig> is that like the "i see dead people" of the condom world?
10:45 <@Mirage> We haven't gone into one yet to see what it's all about.
10:46 <@Mirage> I doubt its Planned Parenthood or anything benign, though.
10:49 <@Corydon76-home> Mirage: have you see the condoms that are custom-sized, instead of one-size-fits-all?
10:49 <@Mirage> Corydon76-home: since i got married and had a small procedure done, i don't have to worry about them anymore
10:50 <@Corydon76-home> http://www.condomania.com/shop/coripa-custom-fit-condoms-6-pack-shipped-separately/
11:04 <@brimstone> "Due to a significant expansion and retooling of the Coripa line" bwahahahahaha
11:04 <@brimstone> "retooling"
11:05 <@shapr> GOOD MORNING
11:06 <@brimstone> Corydon76-home: seen http://www.theyfit.co.uk/ ? 95 sizes!
11:07 <@Corydon76-home> Yep, various lengths and girths
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12:17 <@RangerZ> http://news.slashdot.org/story/14/04/16/1419236/retired-scotus-justice-wants-to-fix-the-second-amendment
12:18 <@RangerZ> ohh the butt hurt, i felt the disturbance in the force
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13:07 <@Mirage> RangerZ: yeah, i was looking that over at lunch.
13:09 <@RangerZ> I actually interpret the 2nd the same way
13:09 <@RangerZ> but I accept the fact that there are so many people who don't
13:10 <@Mirage> The day they start talking about gun reform and specifically mention things like the rights of hunters, i might start thinking more highly of all the nutcases
13:11 <@RangerZ> for fucks sake... i _have_ a gun, and think its a joke how easy it is to buy them
13:11 <@Mirage> They can limit "assault rifles" all they want, but you can kill people with a homemade zip gun that's completely untraceable just as easily as with anything else.
13:12 <@RangerZ> Mirage: no...
13:12 <@RangerZ> WE could
13:12 <@RangerZ> not a lot , or even _most_ people could
13:12 <@RangerZ> lol
13:12 <@Mirage> yeah, yeah
13:13 <@Mirage> Anyone played with any OTP/OATH two-factor open source solutions?
13:13 <@RangerZ> if you are using java, then spring
13:13 <@RangerZ> otherwise, no
13:14 <@Bahhumbug> Bleah.  What about the assault knife that was used in the stabbing incident last week?  Is that illegal?
13:14 <@Bahhumbug> Stevens is an idiot.
13:14 <@Mirage> Thinking about playing with openOTP in conjunction with openVPN using the Goole Authenticator
13:14 <@Mirage> Bahhumbug: I thought I heard that it was a kitchen knife
13:14 <@RangerZ> it was
13:14 <@RangerZ> he's trying to 'make a point' lol
13:15 <@RangerZ> and actually, him carrying that knife in public _was_ illegal
13:15 <@RangerZ> since it was over the 3.5~4" limit in that state
13:15 <@Bahhumbug> The point is that 1) Stevens is an idiot and 2) you can kill with anything, all this bullshit about guns is just that, bullshit.
13:16 <@Mirage> Maybe he should have used a paring knife (<3" blade)
13:16 <@Bahhumbug> It's _not_ going to change, at least in our lifetimes, so why bother wasting time and energy on it.  Perhaps spend all the money being wasted on "gun reform" to fix the mental health case system in this country.
13:16 <@Bahhumbug> err, s/case/care/
13:16 <@Bahhumbug> What ever.
13:16 <@RangerZ> Bahhumbug: the thing is, you probably agree with the other 5 ammendments
13:17 <@RangerZ> just that you are one of the people who ignore the 'militia' part of the 2nd, and think it means 'everyone' , which is fine, but thats the reason
13:19 <@Bahhumbug> What I think, or what you think, is so irrelevant as to be a joke.
13:19 <@Bahhumbug> The way that either of us interpret things means all of Jack and his brother Shit.  It's how SCOTUS interprets it that matters.
13:19 <@Bahhumbug> And, well, it just ain't going to change any time soon.
13:20 <@klixa> hai shapr ; i am watching a sermon about something, and thought about you and how you are like one of the few fellow NON atheists on irc
13:25 <@RangerZ> Bahhumbug: thats actually not quite true, it has only been 5/4 decisions deciding that the 2nd means 'people' have the right to bear arms
13:25 <@RangerZ> and that was in ... 2008? I believe
13:25 <@RangerZ> until then it was malitia
13:26 <@Mirage> klixa: you want a good sermon..catch Dagmar on his soapbox sometime
13:26 <@klixa> i have seen him on his sopabox a few times
13:27 <@klixa> #se2600= Dagmar's sopabox...
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13:28 <@klixa> hey..you stole my idea Wilpig
13:28 <@klixa> :/
13:29 <@RangerZ> http://joshblackman.com/blog/2014/03/04/what-are-justice-stevenss-proposed-six-amendments/ Like I said, probably everyone agrees on 1~5
13:30 <@Shadow404> Wilpig: what, no anal hook?
13:30 <@RangerZ> personally I'd make _all_ elections 'public finance' , and say people have no right to fucking spend a DIME on elections, but 'ehh'
13:30 <@RangerZ> Shadow404: what is it with you and Wilpig's ass
13:30 <@Wilpig> ^
13:30 <@RangerZ> just because it would make tasty bacon
13:30 <@RangerZ> doesn't mean anything
13:30 <@Shadow404> heh, mmm
13:30 <@klixa> ive been in utah too long...mormonism is looking appealing
13:31 <@Shadow404> porking the borkin
13:33 <@Wilpig> lame.... http://tumblr.jeremyjohnstone.com/post/82907037628/national-pj-day-at-tumblr-hq
13:35 <@Mirage> klixa: mormons are insane..i can barely put up with one wife's shit, let along half a dozen or more.
13:37 <@Mirage> RangerZ: I like his proposed change regarding the death penalty.  I mean, how could being locked in solitary confinement for 30+ years and only allowed outside for ~1hr a day be construed as being 'cruel and unusual' in comparison to just outright killing someone.
13:37 <@RangerZ> i agree
13:38 <@Mirage> The cruel and unusual part of people being incarcerated for 30+ years is that the tax payers have to pay for it
13:38 <@RangerZ> but actually , he considers the death penalty cruel & unusual
13:38 <@Bahhumbug> Mirage: Mormon wives defer to their husband in pretty much all matters.
13:38 <@Bahhumbug> Yet another reason I can't stand them.
13:38 <@klixa> Mirage: only *some* mormons marry  many women
13:39 <@RangerZ> Mirage: doesn't actually matter, our criminal justice system is about to go through a fucking revolution
13:39 <@Dickie> only *real* mormons marry many women
13:39 <@RangerZ> stop putting druggies in jail, and the private prison industiral complex is going to freak the fuck out
13:39 <@opticron> TIL I know a fake mormon.
13:40 <@opticron> I'll be sure to let him know.
13:40 <@Mirage> That would be the difference between Orthodoxed and Reformed mormons, yes?
13:41 <@RangerZ> opticron: hey now... Mormons were only the _last_ 'major ' "Christian" religious sect to allow blacks in
13:41 <@klixa> they still believe blacks are evil
13:41 <@klixa> they believe sin makes your skin darker
13:41 <@RangerZ> Mirage: between LDS and 'old'
13:41 <@RangerZ> yeah
13:41 <@RangerZ> personally I find it funny that they claim to be christians
13:41 <@Wilpig> klixa: that sounds like a solid theory to me
13:42 <@klixa> yeah Wilpig, i think the theory originate din Kentucky
13:42 <@RangerZ> as an outsider, its like playing a game of 'which one of these does not belong' on a crazy episode of Sesame street
13:43 <@Mirage> i find a lot of people who claim to be christians funny.  the number of hipocrits in the church is the whole reason my family stopped attending years ago.
13:45 <@RangerZ> funniest thing to me... is that Catholics make the most amount of sense, which is historically a weird place to come from to be now
13:45 <@RangerZ> "we don't care what you believe, it matters what you do, and if you are a good person, thats it."
13:47 <@Bahhumbug> So they don't care about gays now?
13:47 <@Bahhumbug> When did that happen?
13:48 <@Bahhumbug> (I am not talking the individual parishes, I am talking about policy handed down by the Holy See.)
13:48 <@RangerZ> actually been a long time, sorta, but current pope said it doesn't matter, because _everyone_ is a sinner in their own way
13:48 <@RangerZ> and that _one_ sin is not greater than others
13:48 <@RangerZ> sorta
13:48 <@RangerZ> bit more complex
13:48 <@Mirage> Bahhumbug: when they realised that checks in the tithe bowl cash just as easily, regardless of sexual preference
13:49 <@Bahhumbug> What the current pope says doesn't mean much.  Official church doctrine is still antigay and it will pretty much take another Vatican Council to reverse.
13:49 <@RangerZ> but basically its still the catholic "what you do matters" vs the Protestant "what you think matters"
13:49 <@shapr> klixa: were they good thoughts?
13:49 <@Bahhumbug> Mirage: Hence my comment about the Holy See.
13:49 <@klixa> shapr: they were good happy thoughts, and talked about the universe and the stars too
13:50 <@Bahhumbug> The individual parishes are hurting for the most part so they tend to overlook various aspects of official doctrine in order to stay afloat.
13:50 <@RangerZ> klixa: you know there is no legal definition between what a cult and a church are, right?
13:50 <@RangerZ> other than one has political power
13:50 <@RangerZ> lol
13:51 <@klixa> depends on what def of cult you use
13:51 <@klixa> traditionally a cult is sperate form religion because it only allows certain people in and keeps its methods secret..like scientollogy
13:51 <@Mirage> and the free masons
13:53 <@Bahhumbug> Calling Scientology a "religion" is more than a small stretch.
13:53 <@klixa> Bahhumbug: i was calling it a cult
13:53 <@Bahhumbug> That silliness makes the Mormons look sane.
13:54 <@Bahhumbug> klixa: Right.  But it's still classified and treated as a religion.
13:54 <@klixa> it shoudln't be imo
13:54 <@Bahhumbug> Of course it shouldn't be.
13:54 <@Bahhumbug> It was just another way for Hubbard to make money.
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13:56 <@shapr> The cult of Perl worries me.
13:57 <@opticron> shapr, the PERL dieties have made note of your insolence.
13:57 <@shapr> haha
13:58 <@opticron> You will be judged at the next convenient opportunity.
13:58 <@opticron> All praise ((*^$@#$@#)(*^#)%(@&@#*
14:04 < oddball> Is that a sorting program in PERL or something?
14:05 < oddball> Oh... wait... it's been more than 5 minutes since you wrote that... even you can't decifer it anymore.
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14:11 <@Catonic> shapr: just go with it. they are arcanes, but they eschew vulnerabilities that plague PHP
14:11 <@Catonic> *PHPites.
14:11 <@shapr> I write Haskell, we choose a more ascetic approach to code.
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14:34  * benthemeek speaks up to remind the PERL Gods that he has paid homage regularly to them and would still like to feel their favor in his endeavors.
14:42 <@aestetix> the fires just keep on coming
14:43  * shapr fires up the furnace
14:43 <@shapr> of PURELY FUNCTIONAL RAGE
14:44  * Wilpig shoves shapr in
14:44 <@shapr> noooo
14:44  * Wilpig cackles and wanders off to lure in more children
14:44 <@shapr> thankfully it has no side effects, so I'll be okay.
14:44 <@aestetix> The beauty is that I have been trying to put in automation for 2 months that will help manage the fires
14:44 <@oddball> Am I the only one that is experiencing issues with Facebook causing Firefox to lock up?
14:44 <@aestetix> but I keep getting distracted by the fires
14:44 <@Wilpig> no
14:44 <@Wilpig> oddball: i've been having weird JS issues with firefox for the last few months
14:45 <@Wilpig> only in windows though
14:45 <@Wilpig> on the mac it behaves.  I suspect it has to do with them changing out the jailing mechanism for JS
14:45 <@Wilpig> the one that fucked up firebug so bad
14:45 <@oddball> ah
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14:46 <@oddball> That reminds me... I still need to setup dual boot on this thing.
14:46 <@shapr> exokernels let you multiboot, all at the same time!
14:48 <@oddball> I may have to do that or VM or something.  I'd like to keep win8.1 on my lappy, but I can't seem to get Linux install discs to properly recognize the win8 partition when they setup GRUB.
14:48 <@shapr> Ubuntu installer?
14:49 <@shapr> In my experience, the Ubuntu installer seems to do the right thing in the widest range of situations.
14:49 <@aestetix> seriously this whole week is fired
14:50 <@oddball> shapr: I was hoping for Mint, since Ubuntu has pissed me off with the whole Unity thing.
14:50  * shapr fires up aestetix' week
14:50 <@shapr> oddball: truly, xkb pisses me off
14:50 <@shapr> I have a *really* nice customized xmodmap called "I am not a Koala"
14:50 <@shapr> can't easily port it to xkb
14:50 <@aestetix> shapr: this is the problem with a system that's beginning to have scaling issues
14:50 <@aestetix> I fixed the first round of scaling problems
14:50 <@shapr> what's the system?
14:51 <@aestetix> well an infrstracture
14:51 <@oddball> Especially the whole "it's the greatest thing ever, and anyone who thinks other wise is stupid.  Why is everyone leaving?" attitude.
14:51 <@aestetix> shapr: I hope that didn't come off wrong. I wasn't asking for advice, mostly just venting.
14:51 <@shapr> oddball: no worries
14:52 <@shapr> Easily offended people don't last long on this channel anyway :-P
14:52 <@aestetix> haahha
14:52 <@aestetix> vagina
14:52 <@shapr> vaina!
14:53 <@oddball> shapr: Oh, I was talking about Cannonical's attitude with Ubuntu and Unity.
14:53 <@aestetix> I'm gonna give 14.04 LTS the typical six month beta testing period before adopting it
14:53 <@aestetix> IE letting everyone else find the bugs
14:54 <@shapr> oddball: not gonna disagree
14:54 <@aestetix> meanwhile, I'll queue up more questions for Corydon76-home
14:55 <@shapr> ooh, I want to know what he thinks about the various scripting options for Asterisk
14:57 <@aestetix> shapr: and whether he has a favorite kind of anal lube
14:58 <@shapr> ah, best to save that until later.
14:58 <@Bahhumbug> I recommend preparation h.
14:58 <@aestetix> Can you get a yeast infection in your butt?
14:59 <@Corydon76-home> Yes, you can.  I know a juvenile diabetic who has that exact issue
15:00 <@Corydon76-home> But it has more to do with juvenile diabetes than anything sexual
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15:05 <@Corydon76-home> In fact, I would say the problem does not stem from sexual relations at all.
15:11 <@Wilpig> I can say the one time I had a yeast infection it was directly from sexual relations
15:12 <@aestetix> Wilpig: what kind of anal lube were you using?
15:12 <@Corydon76-home> Wilpig: who was the lucky guy?
15:12 <@Wilpig> it was a chick
15:12 <@Wilpig> and anal wasn't involved at all
15:13 <@oddball> Huh... apparently to Wired, the Vandy area and the West End area down to St. Thomas are quickly growing and up-and-coming areas.
15:13 <@oddball> Oh... and downtown as well.
15:16 <@Wilpig> http://www.bloomberg.com/video/inside-tumblr-s-hq-what-keeps-them-in-new-york-rz28iqjHRliAL7fRKkXZRA.html
15:32 <@aestetix> God I wish we could ban cell phones
15:33 <@aestetix> I think I'm gonna blame all my problems on the baby boomers and the millennials
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15:44  * EnabrinTain gives Dickie a pic of a blue waffle
15:48 < deadcell> aestetix: i'm with you on that :D
15:48 < deadcell> can we blame canada too just for good measure?
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16:03 <@aestetix> yes
16:03 <@aestetix> they're not even a real country
16:05 <@shapr> they're just a hat for the USA
16:06 <@aestetix> a top hat
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16:09 <@oddball> their flappy heads full of lies.
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16:26 < nachoguy> http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/apr/15/ban-sleeping-in-cars-homeless-silicon-valley
16:27 < nachoguy> "vehicularly housed"
16:28 <@aestetix> nachoguy: yeah
16:28 <@aestetix> ban sleeping in their cars
16:28 <@aestetix> because where else will they go?
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16:29 < nachoguy> some other neighborhood, away from my 1.6 million dollar house
16:30 < nachoguy> it was 1.8, but the appraisers saw all these poor peoples in their Chevys and chryslers and lowered it.
16:30 <@aestetix> just like
16:30 <@Wilpig> how does that apply to things like camper trailers?
16:30 <@aestetix> I don't care where the homeless sleep, as long as it's not on my sidewalk
16:30 < nachoguy> If they're going to live in their car, at least do it with some class, like with a maybach
16:31 <@aestetix> The thing is, it's not really a class issue because some of those guys can afford a place, there just aren't any
16:31 <@aestetix> Well, they can afford a reasonably priced place
16:32 <@aestetix> Rental prices in the valley basically doubled in the last year
16:32 <@aestetix> Makes me wish I'd bought a house in 2009, except I was broke then.
16:32 <@Wilpig> you aren't broke now?
16:32 <@aestetix> I didn't say that
16:34 <@aestetix> But at least I'm not living in a car.
16:34 <@aestetix> Of course that's partly because I don't have a car.
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16:39 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: How about if, instead we make it illegal to live in a house with more than 800 sq ft per person inhabiting said house?
16:40 <@Corydon76-home> Make the rich folks take in some of the homeless in order to keep their mansions
16:40 <@aestetix> Corydon76-home: I'm in favor of that.
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16:41 <@Corydon76-home> Or maybe not illegal, just an incredibly high fee for the privilege... high enough for the city to buy some buildings and turn them into free housing for the homeless
16:42 <@aestetix> Again, I'm in favor of that.
16:42 <@aestetix> That problem is that I don't have any money to vote with.
16:42 <@aestetix> Also, all the NIMBYs would cry out against the free housing. And the rich libertarians would scream about the taxes.
16:43 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: The rich are free to sell and move elsewhere
16:44 <@Corydon76-home> I don't think San Franciscans would mind terribly if some of the snooty rich people moved out
16:44 <@aestetix> I would love it if that happened.
16:45 <@Corydon76-home> Maybe Mark Zuckerberg will move his skinny ass to Redmond or something
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18:02 <@RangerZ> Shadow404: good new
18:02 <@RangerZ> news*
18:03 <@RangerZ> atl is new MLS franchise
18:03 <@Wilpig> god damn cat...
18:03 <@Wilpig> I put my new cactus in the big pot yesterday
18:03 <@Wilpig> haven't taken it out of the little pot from lowes yet, just set it int eh dirt
18:03 <@aestetix> wow
18:03 <@Wilpig> came home and the bitch cat buried the motherfucker
18:03 <@aestetix> some of the failed YC applications are fucking awful
18:10 <@RangerZ> yc?
18:13 <@Dagmar> ycombinator
18:14 <@Dagmar> Wilpig: She was tryin' to help
18:15 <@Wilpig> If I catch her I'm gonna help her fly
18:15 <@RangerZ> 'if' 'catch'
18:15 <@RangerZ> a cat in his apt
18:16 <@RangerZ> lol... thats amusing to me for some reason
18:16 <@Wilpig> if a cat doesn't want to be caught, you won't even see them.  they're sneaky fuckers
18:18 <@aestetix> yeah
18:18 <@aestetix> like really, really, really bad company ides
18:18 <@aestetix> ideas
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18:35 <@RangerZ> you're on the review board?
18:35 <@RangerZ> or are they public?
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19:12 <@Dagmar> fucking no wonder idesg is strugglinh
19:12 <@Dagmar> The new executive director has had "one human = one identity" burned into her soul
19:13 <@Dagmar> Most of her career path seems to be about reducing the number of identities in play
19:23 <@Dagmar> http://cosplay.kotaku.com/australia-knows-how-to-cosplay-1563293203
19:23 <@Dagmar> Almost makes me want to fly to oz
19:29 <@RangerZ> fuck
19:29 <@RangerZ> i hate when computer cases arrive damaged
19:30 <@RangerZ> and when you cut your hand on the sharp plastic shard on it
19:31 <@RangerZ> when you reached into the box to pull it out, b/c the BOX doesn't look damaged
19:51 <@Dagmar> There are worse things.
19:51 <@Dagmar> Like all-metal cases made of die-cut steel which have no milled edges at all.
19:52 <@Dagmar> Effectively, a box lined with razor blades.
19:52 <@Dagmar> They will cut you like a barrio girl
20:13 <@RangerZ> yeah, we had one of those delivered at my old job, it literally cut _through_ the box, and the UPS guy was like 'wtf'
20:17 <@RangerZ> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10769041/The-US-is-an-oligarchy-study-concludes.html
20:17 <@RangerZ> "shocker" there
20:27 <@Bahhumbug> The "shocker" is that someone needed to commision a study to determine what anyone with more than 5 active brain cells already knows as fact.
20:46 <@RangerZ> actually, I'm glad someone has some _proof_, not just gut feeling
20:49 <@Bahhumbug> The "proof" is in the voting records.
20:49 <@RangerZ> correct
20:49 <@RangerZ> thats what they used
20:49 <@RangerZ> lol
20:50 <@aestetix> http://www.cnn.com/2014/04/16/showbiz/rapper-severed-penis/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
20:50 <@RangerZ> nope
20:50 <@aestetix> this is great
20:50 <@RangerZ> not gonna click
20:50 <@aestetix> "Johnson, along with his recovered penis, was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he was being treated, Mann said."
20:50 <@Bahhumbug> It's cnn; it's not like it's going to show a severed dick.
20:50 <@RangerZ> so apparently you _can_ re-attach a 'cut' off penis
20:51 <@RangerZ> but not a 'bitten off' one
20:51 <@RangerZ> so when rapists get 'bitten' they just lose it
20:51 <@Bahhumbug> teeth leave very jagged edges.
20:52 <@Bahhumbug> Not to mention the bazillion bad things growing in a human mouth.
20:52 <@aestetix> RangerZ: where did you learn this?
20:52 <@RangerZ> talking to a nurse
20:52 <@RangerZ> after an ep where it happened on a tv show
20:52 <@RangerZ> she said it was true
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21:35 <@RangerZ> anyone know a good linux or windows free video editing software?
21:40 <@aestetix> guess who just logged into one of my IRC channels
21:40 <@RangerZ> jesus?
21:40 <@RangerZ> satan?
21:40 <@aestetix> weev
21:42 <@RangerZ> lol
21:43 <@RangerZ> i hope  you then saw someone from *.fbi.gov join
21:43 <@RangerZ> HEHE
21:43 <@RangerZ> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/16/weev-trial-hacker_n_5159774.html
21:43 <@RangerZ> Hacker 'Weev': 'Come Bring It, Federal Government'
21:43 <@RangerZ> .... smart.... :/
21:45 <@aestetix>  -!- weev [~weev@loldongs.gnaa.eu] has joined
21:47 <@brimstone> what's a weev?
21:47 <@Bahhumbug> @nuke weev
21:47  * GateKeeper launches an overt first-strike comprised of multiple ballistic warheads consisting of MRV payloads at weev. Say your prayers, there is no hope.
21:47 <@Bahhumbug> @stab weev
21:47  * GateKeeper stabs weev in the throat with a rusty K-Bar
21:47 <@Bahhumbug> @fire weev
21:47  * GateKeeper sets fire to weev with the flames of a thousand suns
21:47 <@Bahhumbug> I think you get the idea.
21:48 <@Bahhumbug> Fucking low-life racist douchebag.
21:48 <@brimstone> but you don't like a lot of people, so that really doesn't clear it up
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21:48 <@Bahhumbug> I have a special spot in my heart for cunts like weev.
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22:17 <@Dagmar> Bahhumbug: Yeah well, soo... at least he's not a politician
22:17 <@Dagmar> Channer are deplorable literally by-design, but at least they're not hiding anything.
22:19 <@Dagmar> ROFLLOL "U.S. Senator Bob Corker's office said Wednesday that he will ignore a subpoena from the United Auto Workers to testify at a hearing next week in Chattanooga."
22:19 <@Dagmar> Good luck with that!  LOL
22:20 <@Dagmar> The fact that those fuckers keep spinning a marginal victory as a "clear defeat" and a "decisive win" tells me they're sniffing their own farts
22:20 <@Dagmar> They are fuckin' guilty of some shit
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22:26 <@Dagmar> Oh shit
22:26 <@Dagmar> https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.telltalegames.walkingdead100
22:26 <@Dagmar> Awesomenes
22:30 <@Corydon76-home> Dagmar:  Corker and Haslam are somewhat smart for ignoring those subpoenas
22:30 <@Dagmar> I don't think it's going to do them any good
22:30 <@Corydon76-home> They'd do far more damage with the answers to questions than they will with the optics of refusing to show up
22:30 <@Dagmar> It lets them avoid perjuring themselves from the start, but that's about all it's going to buy them
22:30 <@Corydon76-home> Besides, it's not like the subpoenas are legally enforceable.
22:31 <@Corydon76-home> Not unless a judge signs them
22:31 <@Dagmar> With the amount of shady shit those guys have been up to, I don't doubt for a moment they're going to get nailed
22:31 <@Dagmar> It's just a matter of how much trouble it'll take
22:32 <@Dagmar> Nows the time we start asking about why it is that the FBI and NSA can use their magic snooping powers to ferret out Occupy hippies, but don't seem to be able to come up with incriminating information about epic levels of fraud and mischieg
22:32 <@Dagmar> er mischeif
22:34 <@Dagmar> What's going to make this fun is that Volkswagen appeared to _want_ a union
22:34 <@Dagmar> They're going to be willing to talk
22:34 <@Corydon76-home> Because the FBI agents told us that it comes down to somebody making a case for economic damages, and they don't look at things that don't have economic damages of at least $1m
22:35 <@Dagmar> I think there was a bit more than that involved with the plant
22:35 <@Corydon76-home> And activists haven't been persuasive that the big goons are worth the trouble
22:36 <@Dagmar> This weekend I get to start digging into what makes magic car keys work
22:38 <@Corydon76-home> Depends upon the model
22:39 <@Dagmar> What I'm worried about is mine
22:40 <@Dagmar> The car stereo is bluetooth aware
22:40 <@Corydon76-home> Around the turn of the century, GM models used a particular electrical resistance
22:40 <@Dagmar> The look on the salesperson's face was pretty funny when the car said "You have been powned"
22:40 <@Dagmar> Tasker!  yay!
22:41 <@Dagmar> Corydon76-home: This is a 2012, so I am just *hoping* they're at least doing some challenge-response shit by now
22:41 <@Dagmar> I'm talking about the wireless start stuff
22:42 <@Dagmar> I doubt I can get my phone talking it, but it would be funny as fuck if that's possible
22:43 <@Dagmar> If someone has a BT device that uses 0000 near my phone when that tasker module is going, it'll try and bind to the new device
22:49 <@Dagmar> Wrap your head around this http://www.runestorm.com/viscera
22:56 <@aestetix> vagina
22:56 <@Dagmar> AIEEEE
22:56 <@Dagmar> It's going to be goddamn hard to drive this new car
23:10 <@oddball> You've bought it already?
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23:18 <@Dagmar> oddball: Yep
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23:18 <@Dagmar> It's not a convertible but it'll do
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23:44 <@aestetix> any questions you want me to ask weev?
23:48 <@Bahhumbug> When's he going back to prison?
23:48 <@aestetix> lol
23:52 <@oddball> Dagmar: How's it drive?
23:55 <@Dagmar> Like a high-strung car
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