--- Log opened Fri Apr 11 00:00:08 2014 --- Day changed Fri Apr 11 2014 00:00 < RangerZ1> and he's said 'yes' to that before to aestetix's questioning 00:00 <@klixa> oh 00:00 <@klixa> well i just got here 00:00 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: we're both dominant in various ways 00:00 <@klixa> RangerZ1: i know its not pc to equate male with dominant...but i imagine i could be overpowered by even the weakest of you males in here physically 00:00 < RangerZ1> Corydon76-home does the dishes, peaches does the drag shows 00:00 < RangerZ1> lol 00:01 < RangerZ1> klixa: stop fantasizing about Wilpig 00:01 <@Corydon76-home> I cook and do most of the laundry, for example 00:01 <@klixa> RangerZ1: wait, i thought i was in love with Dagmar and having his lovechild...oh nm, that was just *crazypants* fantasy 00:01 < RangerZ1> Corydon76-home: yeah, but so did I, and the reason was I wanted my whites white, and my food to taste good 00:01 <@aestetix> wow 00:01 <@aestetix> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLZoPp_htGs#t=117 00:02 <@GateKeeper> Title: Krokodil Drug: Leg Amputation - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 00:02 <@aestetix> this is one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen 00:02 <@Corydon76-home> And thank you for sharing it with everybody else 00:03 <@klixa> he warned us at least...im not clicking 00:03 < RangerZ1> not that bad 00:03 <@aestetix> I don't even know how that's possible 00:04 <@aestetix> That must hurt so much 00:04 < RangerZ1> bad morphene-like drug , that contains toxins, b/c it is street made 00:04 < RangerZ1> aestetix: that leg was already dead 00:04 < RangerZ1> wiki it 00:04 < RangerZ1> lol 00:05 < RangerZ1> http://lightbox.time.com/2013/12/05/the-worlds-deadliest-drug-inside-a-krokodil-cookhouse/#1 00:06 < RangerZ1> notice how it wasn't bleeding when they cut it off 00:06 < RangerZ1> first sign there is a problem... 00:08 < RangerZ1> ["University of Connecticut officials have suspended a sorority as they investigate allegations that its members forced men to drink booze, eat dog treats, paint their bodies, wear women's underwear and take alcohol shots off each other's bodies.] 00:09 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 250 seconds] 00:13 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 00:14 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 00:14 < RangerZ1> ohh yeah... "forced" 00:22 <@klixa> um...off other mens bodoies? or womens? 00:38 < RangerZ1> in shot glasses the other guys were drinking between their.... 00:38 < RangerZ1> *leaves to your imagination* 00:39 -!- dasunt [~dasunt@192.249.59.215] has quit [Ping timeout: 276 seconds] 00:39 -!- dasunt [~dasunt@192.249.59.215] has joined #se2600 00:42 < RangerZ1> so what is the cheapest good NAS out there that people are aware of? 00:43 <@Wilpig> freenas? 00:44 < RangerZ1> i meant hardware 00:50 < RangerZ1> looks like http://www.amazon.com/Pogoplug-Series-4-Backup-Device/dp/B006I5MKZY/ can be booted into arch 00:50 <@Wilpig> not sure. there are so many out there now 00:51 < RangerZ1> has 2 usb 3.0 ports on back, so if you have externals, thats actually not a bad deal 00:51 < RangerZ1> for 25$ 00:51 <@Wilpig> well I think i'm gonna pass out. done a ton of error checking tonight and added in a great deal more logging stuff 00:53 <@Wilpig> also this "return to nuke 'em high" is fuckin' hilarious 01:32 <@aestetix> Mmmm. 01:45 <@aestetix> god I hate the term "ethical hacking" 02:12 -!- EnabrinTain [sid11525@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-uoqyppkhdvsjfvyc] has quit [Ping timeout: 246 seconds] 02:13 -!- EnabrinTain [sid11525@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-jshsezwxhwjgzgwt] has joined #se2600 02:13 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o EnabrinTain] by ChanServ 02:35 < RangerZ1> does de-fragmentation actually matter on a SSD? 02:35 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 02:40 < RangerZ1> I'm just looking through my normal drive settings, and it looks like windows wants to set the SSD to defrag too, and that seems fucking stupid 02:41 < RangerZ1> ohh ok, no its not, thank god, i was going to say... 02:48 < RangerZ1> but for sake of argument , if you only needed the same number of writes, would fragmented data or defragmented data be better... I wonder 03:00 -!- RangerZ [~mike@c-69-137-107-2.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 03:00 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o RangerZ] by ChanServ 03:01 -!- RangerZ1 [~mike@c-69-137-107-2.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 250 seconds] 03:14 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 03:14 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 03:18 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 03:35 <@aestetix> sigh 03:35 <@aestetix> once again twitter proves that subtlety does not work in 140 characters 03:49 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 03:49 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 03:55 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 04:01 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 04:01 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 05:16 -!- sasquatc4 [~sasquatc4@73.181.12.16] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 05:58 -!- RangerZ1 [~mike@c-69-137-107-2.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 06:00 -!- RangerZ [~mike@c-69-137-107-2.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 252 seconds] 06:56 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 07:26 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 07:26 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 07:56 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 252 seconds] 08:24 -!- Shadow405 [~shadow404@wilpig.org] has joined #se2600 08:24 -!- Shadow404 [~shadow404@wilpig.org] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 08:24 -!- Mirage [~mirage@23-115-72-18.lightspeed.rcsntx.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 08:25 -!- Mirage [~mirage@23-115-72-18.lightspeed.rcsntx.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 08:25 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Mirage] by ChanServ 08:27 < NotLarry> good morning. 08:31 -!- benthemeek [~Thunderbi@zixgateway02.nhccare.com] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 08:31 -!- benthemeek [~Thunderbi@zixgateway02.nhccare.com] has joined #se2600 08:31 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o benthemeek] by ChanServ 08:52 -!- Shadow405 is now known as Shadow404 08:53 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Shadow404] by ChanServ 08:53 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 08:53 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 09:27 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 09:47 * Dagmar snickers at PvPonline 09:49 <@Dagmar> http://blog.detectify.com/post/82370846588/how-we-got-read-access-on-googles-production-servers 09:49 <@GateKeeper> Title: Detectify Blog How we got read access on Google's production servers (at blog.detectify.com) 09:49 <@Dagmar> I like that Google's security team can respond with a meme. 09:57 <@brimstone> https://www.cloudflarechallenge.com/heartbleed 09:57 <@GateKeeper> Title: Heartbleed Challenge (at www.cloudflarechallenge.com) 10:13 < NotLarry> oh fuck me 10:14 <@Wilpig> maybe if you shave first, and get some of those hormones... nope still couldn't 10:19 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 10:19 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 10:23 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 250 seconds] 10:30 <@shapr> GOOOODMORNING! 10:31 <@Wilpig> microsoft updates on osx are horrible 10:31 <@Wilpig> I swear i've installed this update at least three times now 10:33 <@Dagmar> Keep going. EVentually it'll install Win 81. 10:33 <@Dagmar> er 8.1 10:34 -!- brimstone [~brimstone@unaffiliated/brimstone] has quit [Ping timeout: 245 seconds] 10:35 -!- sasquatc4 [~sasquatc4@73.181.12.16] has joined #se2600 10:35 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o sasquatc4] by ChanServ 10:48 -!- brimstone [~brimstone@unaffiliated/brimstone] has joined #se2600 10:48 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o brimstone] by ChanServ 10:50 < NotLarry> Did I mention that I hate fucking 7:30 am meetings on days when I ahve to go in and work noon to midnight? 10:52 <@brimstone> how does that happen? 10:52 <@Dagmar> People not paying attention to policies like they should, mainly 10:52 <@Dagmar> If you dig around ther'es probably a policy about a minimum time that has to pass between shifts. 10:53 <@Dagmar> Any meetings outside of someone's normal schedule would count with respect to that. 10:53 < NotLarry> I'm not on a shift, I'm in a fucking meeting where no one will stop taking so I can try to get an hour to go to sleep. 10:53 <@Dagmar> No, that's the point. 10:53 <@Dagmar> It _does_ count as work. 10:53 <@Dagmar> It _is_ subject to those restrictions. 10:56 < NotLarry> Retard has taken on a new meaning for me. 11:02 <@Wilpig> Management there is broken 11:02 <@Wilpig> there's no other way to explain it 11:08 <@Dagmar> So, apparently the vpn appliance was vulnerable. 11:08 <@Dagmar> THey've patched it. 11:08 <@Dagmar> DIdn't get the cert revoked and reissued. 11:08 <@Dagmar> I'm firing one and only one "warning shot" by explaining this to my boss. 11:09 <@Dagmar> Hopefully a certain someone in netsec will hear it from Kyle and go get that cert reissued. 11:17 -!- x86Daddy [~x86Daddy@32.150.72.242] has joined #se2600 11:25 <@Wilpig> guess I should get connected up to the vpn 11:27 <@Dagmar> I was talking to Jason about it and finally just said "Well, fuck it. It's not like I couldn't create a file with 2048 bytes from /dev/null and *tell* them it was a copy of the key that was compromised. THey woudln't know any better." 11:33 <@Mirage> PN swag suggestion: https://www.freebsdmall.com/cgi-bin/fm/bsdboxer?id=hv8wk8LA&mv_pc=491 11:33 <@GateKeeper> Title: Product Details (at www.freebsdmall.com) 11:49 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 11:49 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 11:53 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 12:00 -!- strages_ is now known as strages 12:16 < RangerZ1> https://xkcd.com/1354/ 12:16 <@GateKeeper> Title: xkcd: Heartbleed Explanation (at xkcd.com) 12:18 <@Mirage> Even ITS management should be able to understand that. 12:18 -!- x86Daddy [~x86Daddy@32.150.72.242] has quit [Ping timeout: 258 seconds] 12:19 <@Mirage> Ewww....i'm not liking the new look of lfgcomic.com 12:20 <@Dagmar> I thnink they're messing with PvP and Penny Arcade 12:20 <@Dagmar> ...cuz yeah, it doesn't look good. 12:20 <@Dagmar> It also seems to be slightly spastic. 12:22 <@Mirage> It makes me want to close my browser 12:23 <@Wilpig> https://www.dropbox.com/s/qx6078gqrf717sy/Screen%20Shot%202014-04-11%20at%2012.23.18%20PM.png 12:23 <@GateKeeper> Title: Dropbox - Screen Shot 2014-04-11 at 12.23.18 PM.png (at www.dropbox.com) 12:23 <@Wilpig> wednesday is pajama day in the NY office. o.O 12:26 <@shapr> aestetix: http://www.bbc.com/news/health-26885335 12:26 <@GateKeeper> Title: BBC News - Doctors implant lab-grown vagina (at www.bbc.com) 12:29 <@Shadow404> shapr: i rewd that and immediately thought aestetix as well 12:30 <@shapr> haha 12:30 <@Shadow404> aestetix: looks like miracles do happen 12:30 * shapr gives Shadow404 a cup of cheerfulness 12:44 <@Dagmar> Looks like weev's conviction got overturned 12:44 <@rattle> While a good thing that Weev's case has been dropped, because it was high bullshit? May god help us, Weev is free. :) 12:44 -!- RangerZ [~mike@c-69-137-107-2.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 12:44 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o RangerZ] by ChanServ 12:45 <@Dagmar> rattle: yeah I was kinda thinking that myself. 12:45 <@Dagmar> "oh god he's loose again" 12:45 <@rattle> It's ok to admit it. I think. 12:45 <@Shadow404> Free kevin! 12:45 -!- RangerZ1 [~mike@c-69-137-107-2.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 245 seconds] 12:46 <@rattle> I can verify Kevin is free. I'm run into him at least twice in the past year.. 12:46 <@rattle> However, if I see Weev, my first impulse may be to run.. 12:47 <@Dagmar> hehe 12:58 <@Dagmar> Oh my god 12:58 <@Dagmar> Our PTO max is changing 12:58 <@Dagmar> I have to burn up 93 hours of vacation between here and July 12:58 <@Dagmar> CHALLENGE ACCEPTED 12:59 <@shapr> OH BOY! 12:59 <@shapr> That's like, one entire work for a software developer. 13:00 <@Dagmar> I think I'll just modify the Work From Home form to say "Slack Off From Home" and submit it for Wednesdays 13:04 <@Dagmar> Just sent my boss an email about it 13:04 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: ping 13:05 <@Dagmar> we'll see if he doesn't come back from lunch and say "umm... go home now if you like. ;)" 13:05 <@Dagmar> That would be four hours 13:06 <@Corydon76-home> Dagmar: that would have been a good April Fool's Day prank 13:27 -!- RangerZ1 [~mike@c-69-137-107-2.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 13:28 -!- RangerZ [~mike@c-69-137-107-2.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 252 seconds] 13:28 <@Dagmar> They're slowly getting used to the idea that if I'm erratic by a couple of minutes about when I arrive, it's usually because I was worrying about something at the office instead of paying attention to the clock and getting *to* the office 13:29 <@Dagmar> I'm sure some people would celebrate the idea of taking all 93 hours off at once. 13:29 <@Dagmar> To me, that would be hell. 13:49 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 13:49 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 13:53 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 250 seconds] 13:57 <@klixa> Dagmar: why would that be hell 14:00 <@Dagmar> I need shit to do 14:00 <@Dagmar> I might occasionally smoke some weed and sit on my butt, but I can't do that for days on end 14:02 <@Corydon76-home> Dagmar: you might actually know the answer to this: where do raver kiddies find really good glow sticks, the kind that last for hours? 14:03 <@Dagmar> They don't. 14:03 <@Dagmar> I may one of the few ravers who actually looks in the right places. 14:03 <@Dagmar> What you want are glow sticks meant for camping with. 14:03 <@Dagmar> The kind that will say "provides enough light for reading" 14:03 <@Corydon76-home> Ah... so camping supply stores 14:03 <@Dagmar> Yes. 14:04 <@Dagmar> There or military surplus. 14:04 <@Corydon76-home> Thank you 14:04 <@Dagmar> Both places are likely to have some "not cheap" glowsticks that are about three times as bright as what ravers buy at Target 14:06 -!- x86Daddy [~x86Daddy@32.150.72.242] has joined #se2600 14:06 <@oddball> Yeah... there's the cheap toy, and then there's "this was designed for emergency lighting." 14:06 <@Dagmar> Yeah the color selection is more limited, but they glow like the damn sun on a dance floor 14:06 <@oddball> heh 14:08 <@Dagmar> oddball: So apparently Nadia used to run with the raver crowd as well 14:08 <@Dagmar> oddball: She didn't realize I was the same loon she'd see running around wearing the felt dreadlocks. 14:08 <@Dagmar> hehe 14:09 <@oddball> heh 14:10 -!- RangerZ1 [~mike@c-69-137-107-2.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 14:10 -!- RangerZ [~mike@c-69-137-107-2.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 14:10 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o RangerZ] by ChanServ 14:11 <@klixa> Corydon76-home: there are led/battery/fiber optic type things that can replace glow sticks 14:12 <@klixa> i have some like this http://www.lifegear.com/glow-sticks-1/glow-stick 14:12 <@GateKeeper> Title: Glow Sticks - Emergency LED Glow Stick With Flash Light - Life+Gear (at www.lifegear.com) 14:13 <@klixa> Corydon76-home: and theres this stuff http://www.flashingblinkylights.com/light-up-products/light-up-bracelets.html 14:13 <@GateKeeper> Title: Light Up Bracelets | Flashing LED Bangles & Glowing LED Bracelets shine by FlashingBlinkyLights.com (at www.flashingblinkylights.com) 14:14 * Shadow404 wonders if klixa moonlights as a raver kiddie 14:15 <@klixa> no...but i have had every color of hair in the rainbow...purple, pink, blue, red, orange, etc... 14:15 <@Wilpig> jesus christ, klixa. that site is like A.D.D. hell 14:16 <@Dagmar> Ravers use glowsticks, not flashlights. 14:16 <@klixa> thats cause ravers are stupid 14:16 <@klixa> and want to waste glow liquid and resources 14:16 <@klixa> and contribute to the demise of the earth 14:16 <@klixa> :P 14:17 <@Dagmar> Let me put this another way 14:17 <@Dagmar> Glow sticks last about as long as a hit of LSD and MDMA 14:18 <@klixa> is it kinda like an hourglass then? when your glow runs out, its safe again? 14:18 <@Wilpig> haha 14:18 <@oddball> Lifeguard makes some nifty stuff. I like their flashlight/lantern combo that is in the form of those old giant 12volt flashlights. 14:19 <@Dagmar> It's more a matter of if your sticks are still glowing, there's no way you're sober yet, and highly likely you're a lot more fucked up than you thought 14:19 <@Mirage> I kept one glowing for ~9 months in a glass bottle once. Just add a few drops of Hydrogen Peroxide to it ever day or two. 14:19 <@klixa> well, when i did cid and was fucked up, i had a light saber :| 14:19 <@klixa> acid* 14:20 <@Dagmar> It's also someone handy to know that the fact that it's dimming means time is still moving forward, and one day, you will be sober again 14:20 <@aestetix> wow the internet is on fire today 14:20 <@Dagmar> s/sommeone/somewhat/ 14:20 <@Mirage> Give a glowstick to any 7 year old and _they_ think they have a lightsaber. 14:20 <@Dagmar> This is somewhat hard to believe in at 2am with a head full of acid 14:20 <@klixa> acid without a glowstick; YOU"RE DOING IT WRONG...ok got it 14:21 <@Dagmar> Well, acid without some reliable, easy to interpret indicator of "TIME LEFT UNTIL SANITY RETURNS" 14:21 <@Dagmar> The thought of spending the next 10,000 years hallucinating strikes everyone eventually. 14:21 <@klixa> the coolest time i did acid, i was in a bathroom stall at kroger... and i looked like a serpent and i could see a jungle in the mirror behind me... it only lasted a minute, that hallucination, but it was cool.... 14:21 <@Dagmar> I saw those flashlights go for *200* hours and shuddered 14:21 <@klixa> and then i boght some drink called an orbit..looked like a lava lamp...had foating ball things in it 14:22 <@klixa> http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/pics/orbitz-bottles.jpg 14:22 <@Dagmar> Little balls of pudding yeah 14:22 <@klixa> they are fun to look at on acid 14:22 <@Dagmar> Roundeye bubble tea 14:22 <@klixa> then i slept on my friends porch cause i was afraid to knock on the door 14:22 <@oddball> Ah... orbit... I remember that stuff. 14:23 <@Dagmar> klixa: Yes, now imagine getting anxious about when it will be safe to knock on a door again 14:23 <@klixa> if *only* i had a glow stick :/ 14:24 <@klixa> it would have made the orbits bottle look even cooler 14:24 <@oddball> heh 14:26 <@Dagmar> Also important to remember... 14:27 <@Dagmar> Do not swallow the glowstick, nor pierce the glow-stick and rub the liquid inside on your face, or allow it to get into your mouth 14:27 <@klixa> do pour it in bubbles tho 14:28 <@klixa> its safe...the internet said so 14:29 <@Wilpig> and you trust everything the internet says right? 14:29 <@Bahhumbug> Of course!!!111oneoneone 14:30 <@klixa> Wilpig: i do...i trust everything on the internet 14:30 <@aestetix> Hmmm 14:30 <@Bahhumbug> "Dear Mr. Client. I've told you this using every other variant I can and yet you still do not comprehend. REVOKE YOUR EXISTING CERTIFICATES AND GET NEW ONES ISSUED. THIS IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE." 14:30 <@aestetix> My new conclusion is that feelings and twitter are incompatible 14:30 <@klixa> maybe it wasnt obvous i was kidding about being safe cause net said so.... 14:31 <@klixa> maybe everyone just thinks i'm stupid intead :/ 14:31 <@Bahhumbug> Hmm? I don't. 14:31 <@klixa> :) 14:32 <@klixa> aestetix: explain your new conclusion? 14:32 <@aestetix> klixa: I keep watching all these drama things break out. 14:32 <@aestetix> And almost all of them are because people try to fit feelings into 140 characters. 14:33 <@aestetix> Granted, feelings are hard. Text is a lossy enough medium. But jesus, 140 characters of text? 14:38 <@klixa> ok 14:39 <@Wilpig> klixa: is irc considered the internet? 14:40 <@klixa> let me see what the internet says about that.... yes, irc is the internet 14:40 <@Wilpig> lol. okay so housekeeper is here. how horrible would it be for me to start watching "tromeo and juliet" ? 14:41 <@Wilpig> klixa: you should come get me a piece of pie. it's safe here, really. you gotta believe this cause the internet doesn't lie 14:41 <@klixa> i like pie 14:42 <@klixa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKArng7ycI0 14:42 <@GateKeeper> Title: Teen Titans Go: I Want Pie! - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 14:44 <@Mirage> One of my more 'special' co-workers just finally started looking into "this heartbleed thing" 14:46 <@Bahhumbug> Your co-worker needs to be beaten with a clue bat. 14:47 <@Mirage> He was trying to figure out how it works based on whatever mass media article he was reading so I pointed him to the latest xkcd. His immediate response was "that's not how it works..." 14:49 * Wilpig hands Mirage a bat 14:49 <@Wilpig> clean the gene pool 14:49 <@Wilpig> do it now 14:49 <@Corydon76-home> Mirage: I'm glad he thinks that criminals only exploit issues according to his priority schedule 14:50 <@Mirage> Wilpig: yeah. This is the same guy i was bitching about trying to fix non-existent problems yesterday or the day before. 14:50 <@Corydon76-home> Mirage: but they were problems back when he inserted them into his schedule... 14:51 <@Corydon76-home> No sense of urgency, until it comes up, even if the problem has already beens solved 14:59 <@Dagmar> On the bright side, I now know who Darryl Boone is 14:59 <@Dagmar> hehe 15:07 <@Shadow404> Wilpig: so gf asked how to get u on her laptop (obviously meaning plex of course) 15:07 <@Shadow404> i giggled and said ill ask him to send u pics 15:12 <@shapr> oh hai klixa ! 15:13 <@Wilpig> Shadow404: you tell that ho I said send tits. 15:13 <@Wilpig> gonna cut her supply off 15:18 <@Shadow404> heh 15:21 <@Shadow404> Wilpig: gf replied: "my tits are worth more than access" 15:24 -!- Bahhumbug [jrd@serentos/admin/jrd] has quit [Ping timeout: 246 seconds] 15:27 <@Corydon76-home> So send Wipig a photo of your own tits, Shadow404. 15:29 <@Shadow404> thats what gf suggested 15:30 <@sasquatc4> why is it whenever some people bring up retraining people who's jobs are going to dissappear they say they should go learn how to code and become devs/engineers 15:30 <@sasquatc4> why not train them as doctors and lawyers, why is it always coding 15:30 <@Dagmar> Professional verbiage: 15:31 <@Dagmar> "•Affected users should upgrade to OpenSSL 1.0.1g. Users unable to immediately upgrade can alternatively recompile OpenSSL with -DOPENSSL_NO_HEARTBEATS. 1.0.2 will be fixed in 1.0.2-beta2" 15:31 <@Wilpig> sasquatc4: because they think anyone can code. 15:32 <@Mirage> Case in point... Wilpig 15:32 <@Mirage> er, fail... 15:32 <@Wilpig> Mirage has clearly been taking html lessons from Dolemite 15:32 -!- RangerZ [~mike@c-69-137-107-2.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 250 seconds] 15:33 <@Mirage> I need to quit including IRC in my multitasking 15:33 <@Wilpig> you need to quit that other shit 15:33 <@Shadow404> other shit = unimportant 15:33 <@Shadow404> like making money 15:34 <@Shadow404> irc is life 15:34 <@Dagmar> So... In theory, if things hold their usual course, I'm soon to no longer be a 36 here. 15:34 <@Shadow404> look at all the wonderful things it did for ware! 15:34 <@Dagmar> I'll be a P3 if they want me to stay. 15:34 <@Mirage> Wilpig: no...that would have been function output_indicate() { print "$1"; }; output_indicate('Wilpig'); 15:35 <@Dagmar> I'll be a P2 if they want me to abuse a lot of people. 15:35 <@Shadow404> miq 15:35 <@Mirage> Because you may want to use that somewhere else too, so it may as well be made a function. 15:35 <@Dagmar> "Bumps" for the one quarter of the staff that supposedly got raises were to have happened April 1st 15:36 <@Shadow404> Mirage: heh, took ne ra couple of seconds to see the sarcasm in that code 15:36 <@Dagmar> Should be interesting, because all that's left here is managment 15:36 <@Dagmar> ...and I'll be bringing some pain if they try to renege on the promised pay raise 15:36 <@Dagmar> My pay never changed after the probationary period elapsed. 15:36 <@Dagmar> Someone in HR conveniently forgot 15:37 <@Dagmar> $1,000 says they'll backdate that 15:37 <@Dagmar> I have been as patient with this organization as I'm going to be. 15:42 <@brimstone> burn it down 15:43 <@aestetix> wow 15:43 <@aestetix> http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CgluJVWHLYk 15:43 <@GateKeeper> Title: LOOP: The Movie [2048p] - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 15:43 <@aestetix> I need to watch this on lsd 15:47 <@brimstone> i want a spherical projector now 15:48 <@shapr> that would be very awesome 15:54 <@aestetix> I think I'm going to play portal instead of working today 15:54 * shapr surgically implants a new portal in aestetix 15:55 <@Shadow404> whst about thst lab grown vagina? 15:55 <@Shadow404> aestetix: 1 or 2? if 2, interested in the coop game? 15:56 <@aestetix> number 2 15:56 <@aestetix> I'm downloading it right now 15:56 <@aestetix> never played it before 15:56 <@aestetix> but I have a new computer with a pretty display 15:56 <@aestetix> so figured why now 15:56 <@aestetix> not* 15:56 <@Shadow404> cool, get use to single, and we can do coop later tonight 15:59 <@aestetix> why do they release all the fun adventure games only for windows 16:00 <@Mirage> Wilpig: you up to Torment in D3 yet? 16:06 <@Shadow404> aestetix: largest user/profit slice is pc 16:06 <@Shadow404> er windows 16:06 <@aestetix> not in the bay area 16:11 -!- Bahhumbug [jrd@serentos/admin/jrd] has joined #se2600 16:11 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Bahhumbug] by ChanServ, GateKeeper 16:13 <@aestetix> hmmm 16:13 <@aestetix> portal 1 is cheaper 16:21 <@Shadow404> its older 16:33 <@Mirage> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lft51kJdDxc 16:33 <@GateKeeper> Title: Cake O Matic. 1 man 8 spoons - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 16:34 <@Mirage> Not an optional solution if you actually intend to _eat_ the cake. 16:34 <@Dagmar> Still, children will love it 16:34 <@Dagmar> The absorb most of their nutrients through osmosis 16:36 <@Bahhumbug> I should _SO_ register "weev" here. 16:37 <@brimstone> what's a weev? 16:43 * shapr hops randomly 16:49 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 16:49 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 16:54 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 276 seconds] 17:45 -!- RangerZ [~mike@c-69-137-107-2.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 17:45 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o RangerZ] by ChanServ 17:56 -!- oddball [~oddball@c-76-22-243-105.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 252 seconds] 17:58 -!- oddball [~oddball@c-76-22-243-105.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 18:18 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 18:18 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 18:22 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 18:22 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 18:22 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 18:34 < NotLarry> Mirage: ping 18:49 <@RangerZ> NotLarry: ping 18:49 <@RangerZ> did you get that msg I sent you the other day about the MOBO? 18:49 < NotLarry> yes sir 18:49 <@RangerZ> ok, wasn't sure 18:50 <@RangerZ> helped a lot, since it gave me the sata 6, instead of just 3 18:50 <@RangerZ> so my SSD is actually being used properly now 18:51 -!- x86Daddy [~x86Daddy@32.150.72.242] has quit [Ping timeout: 252 seconds] 18:52 <@RangerZ> and can upgrade to best amd cpu out there now when I can/want 18:52 < NotLarry> :) 18:53 <@RangerZ> key being 'can' 18:53 <@RangerZ> lol 18:54 <@RangerZ> so Star Citizen is now confirmed for linux/openGL support 18:54 <@RangerZ> so that aught to be interesting 18:54 <@RangerZ> first big AAA that I'm aware of to have it out of the bat 18:55 <@RangerZ> out of the gate* 18:55 <@RangerZ> off the bat* 18:55 <@RangerZ> one or the other 19:00 -!- RangerZ [~mike@c-69-137-107-2.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 245 seconds] 19:03 -!- RangerZ [~mike@c-69-137-107-2.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 19:03 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o RangerZ] by ChanServ 19:04 <@RangerZ> interesting 19:04 <@RangerZ> chat.freenode had SSL auth issues 19:04 <@RangerZ> now connecting to different server 19:05 <@RangerZ> wonder if it was timing issue(them changing keys), or pidgin or what... but odd 19:31 <@aestetix> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1slGUfYQXM 19:31 <@GateKeeper> Title: Whistle-Blowers: A Conversation with Daniel Ellsberg and John Dean - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 19:32 -!- sync350 [~sync@50.180.253.61] has joined #se2600 19:32 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o sync350] by ChanServ 19:37 <@RangerZ> http://yro.slashdot.org/story/14/04/11/1636238/weev-conviction-vacated 19:37 <@GateKeeper> Title: 'weev' Conviction Vacated - Slashdot (at yro.slashdot.org) 19:37 <@RangerZ> aestetix: -^ 19:40 <@RangerZ> wow.. thats one hell of a result 19:42 <@Bahhumbug> Didn't crazybitch have a thing for him? 19:43 <@Bahhumbug> Wow. That's am image I can't quite get out of my head. 19:43 -!- sync350 [~sync@50.180.253.61] has quit [Quit: Screw you guys, I'm goin home] 19:44 <@RangerZ> yeah 19:44 <@RangerZ> weev, Dagmar, and Wilpig 19:45 <@RangerZ> and hopefully I'm not on that list of 'honor' 20:08 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 20:10 -!- SuMo_D_ [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 20:15 -!- SuMo_D_ [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 252 seconds] 20:20 <@Wilpig> I forgot just how funny tromeo and juliet is 20:39 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 20:39 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 20:39 <@aestetix> penis 20:42 <@RangerZ> leave weev out of this aestetix 20:42 <@RangerZ> lol 20:42 <@RangerZ> actually i expected you to be all over that today 20:44 <@aestetix> I'm in recovery from heartbleed 20:44 <@Shadow404> aestetix: yo 20:44 <@Shadow404> portal 2 co-op? 20:45 <@Shadow404> Bahhumbug: crazy bitch? palindrome? 20:46 <@Bahhumbug> Shadow404: In this instance... yes. 20:46 <@Shadow404> heh, neat 20:47 <@Shadow404> aestetix: wake up 20:48 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 21:11 <@aestetix> Wilpig: what candy crush level are you to now? 21:12 <@Wilpig> umm. I udnno. lemme check 21:12 <@Wilpig> 175 21:14 <@aestetix> wow 21:14 <@aestetix> I'm on 155 21:14 <@aestetix> I am playing this way too much 21:32 <@RangerZ> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iskUMos81z0 21:32 <@GateKeeper> Title: If The NSA/Heartbleed Revelations Dont Piss You Off, Nothing Will - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 21:36 <@RangerZ> hmm... I would like to see a US Gov't agency whose ONLY purpose is to fix security/encryption/etc, and NOT the NSA's multipurpose 'mission statement' 22:06 <@Shadow404> aestetix: yo 22:06 <@aestetix> hi 22:06 <@aestetix> Shadow404: I couldn't get portal 2 working 22:06 <@Shadow404> slacker 22:06 <@aestetix> lol 22:24 <@aestetix> also, vagina 22:45 -!- sdodson [~Scott@twdp-174-109-245-131.nc.res.rr.com] has joined #se2600 22:45 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o sdodson] by ChanServ 23:20 -!- sdodson [~Scott@twdp-174-109-245-131.nc.res.rr.com] has quit [Quit: Leaving] 23:43 -!- RangerZ [~mike@c-69-137-107-2.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] --- Log closed Sat Apr 12 00:00:26 2014