--- Log opened Wed Apr 09 00:00:24 2014
00:02 <@oddball> Dagmar: So, I'm guessing the date went well?
00:02 <@Dagmar> Well enough
00:03 <@Dagmar> I just gave up on whatever type of rope I was supposed to buy
00:03 < NotLarry> Dagmar: He is really paranoid about the cameras too
00:03 <@Dagmar> NotLarry: Napping on the job will do that to you
00:03 < NotLarry> I don't get it.  I work in infotech for a private firm, I would expect to be under survelence at all times.
00:03 <@Dagmar> Should I take a whack at creating some "CNN broadcasting the end of civilization" footage for you?
00:03 < NotLarry> lol
00:04 < NotLarry> If I could only do what the first vualert did:)
00:04 <@RangerZ> Dagmar: why not just pull the clip off youtube?
00:04 <@RangerZ> they did it back in '06
00:04 <@Dagmar> I'm pretty sure this would cease to be a problem if he wet himself just once
00:04 <@oddball> Dagmar: She requested rope for the second date?  Not sure which way to take that.
00:04 < NotLarry> He is here for "training" but the reality is we gave them a book and they can get the training when they come cover on call.
00:05 <@Dagmar> No, I just haven't dated in so long I don't remember what kind of rope to buy.
00:06 < NotLarry> He got weird about me wanting to get trained by him on the mainframe shit.  I can't seem to get it through to these people that almost our entire job can be done from a phone a bongo java.
00:06 <@Dagmar> Shhhh
00:06 <@oddball> You know... if it requires rope, it's not called a "date." :p
00:06 <@Dagmar> Holy crap Cat found a great video
00:07 <@RangerZ> if it doesn't require rope, it isn't a proper NotLarry 'date'
00:07 < NotLarry> No, it's called a date if it has been in the sun long enough to wrinkle up.
00:07 <@oddball> heh
00:07 <@Dagmar> Inside of a subway car.  A rat got in just as the doors closed.
00:07 <@Dagmar> People freaking the hell out
00:07 <@Dagmar> It's not even a _big_ rat
00:07 < NotLarry> "public transportation.
00:10 <@oddball> And people look at me sideways when they discover I keep duct tape and paracord in the trunk of my car...
00:10 <@oddball> oh... and a tarp.
00:10 <@Dagmar> You need some ammonia-based cleaner.
00:11 <@Dagmar> ...or something with a good amount of bleach in it
00:12 <@Dagmar> Wow.  We can now open-carry
00:12 <@Dagmar> ...hrm... or maybe not.  Senate passed it
00:13 <@RangerZ> WTF.... [ String imageMetaDataPath = String.valueOf(storyData.imageLink).toString(); ] storyData.imageLink is _already_ a string
00:13 <@RangerZ> wow...
00:13 <@Dagmar> It's not string enough apparently.
00:14 <@Dagmar> "Linker Error: Wait.. let me get this straight... You want a string in that variable?"
00:14 <@RangerZ> pretty much
00:15 <@Dagmar> ...or perhaps it should simply add ", dumbass." to the error
00:19 <@oddball> Dagmar: Yeah... it passed the senate.  I don't have high hopes of it passing the house.
00:19 <@oddball> And Haslam still hasn't signed the bill letting us carry swords.
00:21 <@oddball> Although, I'm actually kind of suprised that it passed the senate.  The local pro-gun group hasn't really been pushing it.  I think they've been wanting to "fix" a few of the gun laws already on the books before pushing any sort of "constitutional carry."
00:21 <@oddball> The idea being that they can leverage the fact that the only folks legally carrying at the moment have gone through training and back ground checks.
00:24 <@oddball> And, god damnit, people need to learn how the fuck government works.  I've seen too many people think that the Senate or the House passed X, therefor X is law now.   It's not a law until the gov. or prez signs it.
00:25 <@Dagmar> Well, the headline I was looking at made it look like ti was law now
00:28 <@oddball> Don't worry, I know you know how things work. :)
00:28 <@oddball> I've seen several people say that the switchblade/large knife bill is now law.   It's not yet.
00:30 <@oddball> oops, fuck me, it is now law as of this afternoon!
00:31 <@oddball> Ah, but it doesn't take effect until July 1st.
00:31 <@oddball> So.... I have until July to figure out what switchblade I'm going to buy.
00:33 <@aestetix> http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/22jvoq/intersexed_genitals_ama_from_wtf/
00:33 <@GateKeeper> Title: Intersexed genitals AMA (from wtf) : IAmA (at www.reddit.com)
00:33 <@aestetix> http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/22i9iu/this_is_what_my_genitals_look_like_nsfw/
00:34 <@Dagmar> ...and there's the difference between 4chan and Reddit.
00:34 <@Dagmar> Accuracy in labeling.
00:38 <@oddball> Yeah.... I'm not clicking that.
00:45 <@aestetix> it's actually fascinating
00:46 <@SuMo_D> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/07/japan-penis-festival-kanamara-matsuri_n_5106378.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063
00:47 <@GateKeeper> Title: Japan's Annual Penis Festival Is As Phallic As You'd Expect (PHOTOS) (at www.huffingtonpost.com)
00:47 <@oddball> ah... the penis festival.
00:48 <@oddball> My favorite is always the girls enjoying penis popsicles.
00:48 <@oddball> or lolipops.  whatever.
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01:21 < ytnexus> RangerZ: you awake?
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01:45 <@RangerZ> yeah
01:45 <@RangerZ> ytnexus: paying attention to chat.. nah, lol
01:45 < ytnexus> stupid question, but are goign to phreaknic?
01:45 <@SuMo_D> so... ultimate warrior just died :/
01:45 < ytnexus> SuMo_D: wait what?
01:46 < ytnexus> which one there was liek 4 different peopel who played him wasn;t there?
01:47 <@SuMo_D> the orignal
01:47 <@SuMo_D> and no I think there was just one
01:47 <@RangerZ> ytnexus: yeah
01:48 <@RangerZ> since it'll be so close
01:48 <@SuMo_D> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cF4ZTcuhixc
01:48 <@GateKeeper> Title: WWE-WWF Best Ultimate Warrior Promo Ever! - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
01:49 < ytnexus> brb need o rebot
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02:20 <@RangerZ> Pax East is going to have a good talk with ...
02:20 <@RangerZ> Evan Lahti [Editor-in-Chief, PC Gamer], Palmer Luckey [Founder, Oculus VR], John Smedley [President, Sony Online Entertainment], Tom Petersen [Director of Technical Marketing, Nvidia], Chris Roberts [Founder, Imperium Games]
02:21 <@RangerZ> so probably first public talk from Palmer Luckey
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05:39 <@RangerZ> http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=22-149-407
05:39 <@RangerZ> 69.99 w/ free shipping w/code: EXLEMC2255
05:40 <@RangerZ> 2TB HDD
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07:22 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
07:34 <@brimstone> RangerZ: the 3TBs for 99.99 are still a better deal
07:36 <@brimstone> for storage, that's a 7200RPM drive, so better than any 5400RPM in my book
07:37 <@Dolemite> I'm still waiting to be able to pick up 2 TB SSDs for $100 each.
07:37 <@Dolemite> I'll probably be waiting a loooooooong time
07:38 < eryc_> not sure i'd trust toshiba tho
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07:39 < eryc> Pros: Looks like a great deal, but....
07:39 < eryc> Cons: As title, dies on 41 power on counts, totally 126 hours.
07:39 < eryc> i recommend WD Reds
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08:52 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, Mirage
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09:55 <@shapr> Goood morning peoples!
09:59 <@Mirage> Dolemite: mr0ning.
10:02 < nachoguy> mr0nin
10:02 <@Mirage> One of our SDM's was just talking about this: http://www.ketknbc.com/news/crimewatch/video-20-injured-7-critically-in-pa-school-stabbin
10:02 <@GateKeeper> Title: VIDEO: 20 injured, 7 critically in PA school stabbing | KETK | East Texas News, Weather and Sports | Tyler, Longview, Jacksonville (at www.ketknbc.com)
10:02 <@Mirage> Apparently it's where he went to HS.
10:03 <@Mirage> its
10:03 <@Mirage> whatever
10:04 <@Mirage> So of course that evolved into a discussion about how all the anti-gun people will be spinning it as something like "Well, as bad as it was..just think how worse it could have been if he'd had a gun."
10:11 <@Wilpig> Mirage: the only response to people like that is "I know right, image if he had a case of grenades!"
10:12 <@Wilpig> s/image/imagine/
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10:19 <@aestetix> So the new term I've coined to show my hatred of millennials
10:19 <@aestetix> iPhonies
10:20 <@aestetix> the under 25 crowd who does not know how to function without their iPhone
10:22 <@Wilpig> how is that possible?
10:22 <@aestetix> because they are worthless
10:22 <@Dolemite> yeah, isn't that some crazy contradiction?
10:23 <@aestetix> I went down the street yesterday
10:23 <@aestetix> and everyone who looked like they were in their early 20s had an iphone
10:26 <@Wilpig> aestetix: maybe you're just getting old
10:26 <@shapr> ooh, I'm getting old!
10:27  * shapr hops cheerfully
10:27 <@Wilpig> might be time for you to plant a patch of grass to yell at kids for getting on 
10:27 <@shapr> GET OFF MY LAN!
10:29 <@aestetix> fucking kids
10:30 <@aestetix> they are useless
10:30 <@shapr> Funny, I've been flirting with some cute mid and early 20s females.
10:30 <@shapr> None of them have iPhones
10:30 <@aestetix> back in my day, network packets had to walk uphill to the router both ways on rj11
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10:31 <@shapr> Back in my day we whistled into the bakelite receiver to get 300 baud modems to talk back to us.
10:31 <@aestetix> shapr: those girls must be communist
10:31 <@Wilpig> FUCK!
10:31 <@shapr> I really did start out on the internet with a 1200 baud modem that was hot new technology.
10:31 <@Wilpig> I just can't fucking win with this motherboard
10:32 <@shapr> aestetix: Truly, Linux (Android) is communism.
10:32 <@shapr> http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/archive/b/b1/20080613043717!Download_communism.jpg
10:33 <@Corydon76-home> Heh
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10:48 <@Mirage> shapr: I think I had a 9600 baud when i finally connected to the internet.  before that it was just BBS's
10:49 <@shapr> I got lucky, UTK allowed you to dial into their modem block and you could telnet out
10:49 <@Mirage> USR external.  Upgraded to a Cardinal 14,400 and thought that was really cruising.
10:53 <@Dagmar> Mothafuckin' VICModem
10:53 <@Dagmar> ...then a something-or-other 450.
10:54 <@Dagmar> Archer I think
10:54 <@Dagmar> You had to be a real man to use a VICmodem because that shit required you dial the phone yo damn self.
10:55 <@Dagmar> ...and replace phone headset cables every two months when the little tab eventually wore out.
10:55 <@Dagmar> Brely faster than fuckin' morse code
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11:26 <@Corydon76-home> Dolemite: Scott Jones seems far too sue-happy to be a dyed-in-the-wool Republican.
11:31 <@aestetix> god
11:31 <@aestetix> fucking heartbleed
11:31 <@Wilpig> I'm having to change passwords today cause of that
11:34 <@aestetix> It appears that AWS has not updated all their cloudfront servers with new SSL certs
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11:37 <@Dagmar> loool
11:37 <@aestetix> anyone know someone at AWS?
11:37 <@aestetix> I'd love to find out
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11:49 <@aestetix> http://privatekeycheck.com/
11:49 <@GateKeeper> Title: Check if your private key is secure? (at privatekeycheck.com)
11:49 <@Dagmar> lol
11:53 <@Wilpig> wow.  just wow.
11:53 <@Corydon76-home> http://privatekeycheck.com/no/
11:53 <@GateKeeper> Title: Check if your private key is secure? (at privatekeycheck.com)
11:53 <@Wilpig> please tell me if you give it a key it just responds with "not anymore"
11:53 <@Dagmar> That's almost precisely what it's doing
11:53 <@Wilpig> haha
11:54 <@Dagmar> I just put it on my G+ to help people decide if they need to get their certs reissued.
11:54 <@Dagmar> ...cuz I'm helpful like that.
11:54 <@aestetix> well you know
11:55 <@aestetix> they need to be sure that they should change their passwords after heartbleed
11:57 <@aestetix> so
11:57 <@aestetix> people are comparing this to the debian openssl thing
11:57 <@aestetix> I'd argue heartbleed is worse
11:57 <@Dagmar> It's _very bad_ because usually once youv'e patched, you're done
11:57 <@Dagmar> However, if the Chinese want your secret keys, they now have them
11:58 <@Dagmar> ...or if you were lazy about patching yesterday.
11:58 <@Dagmar> You have to get your certs reissued
11:59 <@Corydon76-home> Even yesterday may be too late.  The clock started when the issue was posted.
12:00 <@Corydon76-home> On Monday.
12:00 <@Corydon76-home> And that presumes that nobody else figured out the bug before then and was quietly exploiting it
12:00 <@aestetix> You mean for the two years itwas around?
12:01 <@Corydon76-home> Right.  Rather scary.
12:03 <@aestetix> Well
12:04 <@aestetix> the debian openssl bug was just about thestrength of the ssl itself
12:04 <@aestetix> This was giving you a window into the memory of the server
12:06 <@Corydon76-home> Same result, though.  A total of only 1024 possible keys meant that an attacker could have obtained the private key for every single one of those and decrypted the traffic
12:06 <@Corydon76-home> It takes no time at all to try 1024 possible private keys
12:08 <@Dagmar> I would say the "real" clock started over a month ago when people noticed the GNU tls library was a steaming pile of shit
12:08 <@Dagmar> That's what got people looking closely at other TLS implementations and eventually led to this being discovered and publicised
12:09 <@Dagmar> ..and I'll wager the fucking Chinese probably figured it out at least two weeks before now.
12:09 <@Dagmar> They have the people, they have the motivation, and they have the man-hourse
12:10 <@Dagmar> TLS in Apache and Sendmail would surely be two of the things at the top of the list to explore for possible exploitation
12:32 <@aestetix> hmmm
12:32 <@aestetix> I'm going to side with the marketers on this
12:32 <@aestetix> I think heartbleed's marketing was handled brilliantly
12:32 <@shapr> I agree
12:36 <@Dagmar> There was marketing?
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13:02 <@Mirage> As in from all the consulting firms seeing some quick easy money to fix the issue w/o having to worry about coming up with some fake "OMG, OMG" issue
13:09 <@aestetix> like I siad
13:09 <@aestetix> http://money.cnn.com/2014/04/09/technology/security/heartbleed-bug/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
13:09 <@GateKeeper> Title: Heartbleed bug: What you need to know - Apr. 9, 2014 (at money.cnn.com)
13:09 <@aestetix> brilliant marketing
13:10 <@brimstone> love the hero image
13:12 <@brimstone> i like how OKCupid is listed as a popular site
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14:00 <@shapr> WHEEEE
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14:13 <@Mirage> brimstone: Maybe its a regional thing.
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14:19 <@shapr> Isn't it a single thing?
14:19 <@Mirage> I think so.  Married, so I don't care.
14:20 <@shapr> So, mostly popular with unmarried people, unlike you and brimstone ?
14:21 <@Mirage> Probably a safe assumption.
14:22 <@Mirage> I doubt Corydon visits the site much either.
14:22 <@Corydon76-home> Nope, once a week, if that
14:23 <@Corydon76-home> The problem is that they don't allow naked photos on okc
14:24 <@Mirage> Bah, Fry's website is down (www.frys.com).  Need to see if they have an AC stepdown transformer.
14:25 <@Mirage> The pet waterer I have needs a new power supply.  I looked at the pump and only paid attention to "12v" yesterday morning.  Grabbed a 12v DC transformer for it..which didn't work.  Looked more closely and realized the pump is 12v AC.
14:28 <@Corydon76-home> Odd, usually it's the submersible pump which quits prior to the power supply
14:28 <@aestetix> I haven't been on that site in years
14:29 <@aestetix> I just hang out in places where I am likely to get laid.
14:29 <@Mirage> There's a Fry's about a mile north of where I work, so I frequent the place quite a bit.
14:29 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: So you're on Grindr, then?
14:30 <@Corydon76-home> Mirage: I'm assuming you verified that the old power supply is dead?
14:30 <@Mirage> Corydon76-home: he probably trolls the craigslist missed connections section.
14:30 <@aestetix> huh
14:30 <@aestetix> my email just stopped working
14:30 <@aestetix> It sent emails, but it removed the contents.
14:30 <@Mirage> Corydon76-home: yeah..it has a lovely stink to it where it burned out.
14:30 <@aestetix> So a few empty mails just showed up on a mailing list.
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14:57 <@Dagmar> LOL mass stabbing at high school
14:57 <@Dagmar> Up to as many as 20 fat kids bleeding
14:58 <@Wilpig> LOL  http://www.rochester.edu/newscenter/frustration-in-mastering-video-games-linked-to-aggression/   Based on their findings, researchers note that even games like Tetris and Candy Crush can inspire violent behavior more so than games like World of Warcraft or Grand Theft Auto if they are poorly designed and difficult to play."
14:59 <@Wilpig> call up cnn and blame candy crush for the stabbings
14:59 <@Dagmar> Godus is probably the reason for the mass-stabing.
15:00 <@Dickie> I wanna stab someone after playing FTL
15:00 <@Dagmar> It has lemmings-like "challenge maps" which are basically required for progression and have very little to do with the primary game.
15:00 <@Dickie> That flagship is hard as shit
15:00 <@Dagmar> Also, fucking obnoxious little people that as as fond of walking into certain doom as goddamn lemmings
15:01 <@Dagmar> I didn't realize how much I cussed and swore at Godus until I showed it to Lindsey
15:02 <@Wilpig> speaking of games you curse at.  where do you get level 6 magic in Bravely Default?
15:02 <@Dagmar> Probably that vampire shit
15:02 <@Wilpig> oh yeah.  that place
15:02 <@Dagmar> I'm taking some time away from the game because Lindsey was calling me up every day annd rambling on for 20 minutes baout it
15:03 <@Wilpig> I just got to talk to the old man again.  apparently for the third time
15:04 <@Dagmar> Maybe this time he'll cough up an outfit worth getting worked up over
15:04 <@Wilpig> doubtful
15:04 <@Wilpig> I went in there wearing the bikini already
15:16 <@aestetix> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJhpwP8EyCA
15:16 <@GateKeeper> Title: GESF 2014: Fareed Zakaria interviews President Bill Clinton - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
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15:25 <@Dagmar> Man...
15:25 <@Dagmar> "I  gotta ask, how legit is it for a site to be asking you to paste your private key for the purposes of checking? I mean, I can't think of an easier way to verify, but how do we know that they aren't retaining the private key for nefarious purposes yet to be determined?ïÂ"
15:25 <@Dagmar> This in response to me posting about http://privatekeycheck.com
15:25 <@GateKeeper> Title: Check if your private key is secure? (at privatekeycheck.com)
15:25 <@Dagmar> *facepalm*
15:27 <@aestetix> uh
15:27 <@aestetix> hahahhaah
15:27 <@Corydon76-home> Dagmar: someone clearly doesn't understand your sense of humor
15:28 <@Corydon76-home> I'm among those who can be that naive, so there's no room for me to criticize
15:28 <@Wilpig> Dagmar: where?
15:28 <@Wilpig> we clearly have a new target of ridicule
15:28 <@rattle> I wonder if I'll hear the phrase "assault knife" before the end of the day..
15:28 <@Dagmar> rattle: Probably so.
15:28 <@Dagmar> Wilpig: Stephen Leavitt on my G+ feed.
15:29 <@Dagmar> Corydon76-home: What I posted was "For those of you still wondering whether or not you need to have your SSL certificates reissued, here's a website that should help remove all doubt."
15:29 <@Dagmar> It does *precisely* what I said it does.
15:31 <@Wilpig> Dagmar: I sent it to some of the engineers here and one of them asked me if he should really put his private key into that
15:32 <@Wilpig> pretty sure he felt the severity of his own stupidity from the look I gave him
15:33 <@Dagmar> I would have just said "Do you want to know for certain whether or not your private key has been compromised?"
15:35 <@aestetix> rattle: I might be in your neighborhood at some point in the near future.
15:36 <@Wilpig> rattle: time to up that home owners insurance
15:47 <@aestetix> wait does rattle have a kid now?
15:47 <@Wilpig> yes
15:48 <@Corydon76-home> Yeah, isn't that scary?
15:48 <@Wilpig> LOL  http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2014/04/secret-shame-of-an-unacquired-techie.html   'Amy admits she'll "never know" if she wasn't hired by Google because she's female, because she's not an engineer, or whether there was something else wrong with her application.'
15:48 <@GateKeeper> Title: The Secret Shame of an Unacquired Techie -- Daily Intelligencer (at nymag.com)
15:48 <@Corydon76-home> Almost as scary as the thought that a woman would reproduce with aestetix
15:48 <@Wilpig> Corydon76-home: no woman is gonna reproduce with aestetix.  right?
15:48  * Wilpig prays
15:49 <@Corydon76-home> Wilpig: also scary is that various women have wanted to reproduce with me.
15:50 <@Wilpig> clearly i'm praying to the wrong entity
15:50 <@aestetix> I wonder how many children are conceived at burning man
15:50 <@aestetix> actually
15:50 <@aestetix> I wonder if any children have been conceived at phreaknic
15:51 <@Wilpig> aestetix: gay sex tends to not lead to children
15:51 <@Corydon76-home> I wonder if aestetix has ever gotten STDs at a hacker con.
15:51 <@aestetix> Well
15:52 <@aestetix> I've never been diagnosed with an STD
15:52 <@Corydon76-home> Have you ever been to the public health clinic for testing?
15:52 <@aestetix> yes
15:52 <@sasquatc4> wow, so thats a wierd conversation to have, call the rents to say happy anniversary, they tell me they are going out to dinner tonight, then down by my house
15:52 <@sasquatc4> to go weed shopping
15:52 <@Corydon76-home> Wilpig: yeah, because I tried really hard to get coil pregnant.
15:53 <@aestetix> I thought coil was male
15:53 <@Wilpig> sasquatc4: your dad is getting laid tonight
15:53 <@sasquatc4> uggh
15:53 <@sasquatc4> tryin to keep that out of my head
15:53 <@Wilpig> sasquatc4: so's your mom
15:53 <@Corydon76-home> sasquatc4: I have one worse for you.
15:53 <@aestetix> sasquatc4: they are going to have sexual intercourse, which probably involves your dad slipping his penis inside of your mom and then ejaculating
15:53 <@Corydon76-home> sasquatc4: Imagine your grandparents having sex.
15:54 <@aestetix> Unless of course he's excited, in which case he might ejaculate before he gets that far
15:54 <@Wilpig> aestetix: they're going shopping for weed.  he's gonna be relaxed
15:54 <@aestetix> Ok, so his dad might have issues maintaining an erection
15:55 <@Wilpig> should someone go check on sasquatc4?  he's probably filled the nearest trashcan with vomit by now
15:55 <@aestetix> haha
15:55 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: clearly, you've never smoked weed
15:55 <@sasquatc4> i hate you guys
15:56 <@aestetix> sasquatc4: is your dad fat?
15:56 <@Wilpig> but we _LOVE_ you sasquatc4 
15:56 <@Corydon76-home> sasquatc4: What's worse, you KNOW your grandparents have had sex at least once, or you wouldn't be here...
15:57 <@Corydon76-home> So it's not even theoretical
15:57 <@aestetix> sasquatc4: if this is interesting, you can probably search online for photos of other peoples grandparents having sex
15:57 <@Wilpig> NO!
15:57 <@sasquatc4> haha
15:58 <@Wilpig> we've already been down this road. and it was old and wrinkled
15:58 <@Corydon76-home> Yeah, some of which are hosted at Wilpig's workplace
15:58 <@Wilpig> I had to stare at aestetix's tumblr for a quite a while to rid that image
15:58 <@aestetix> Wilpig: you must take pride in that
15:58 <@aestetix> is there a lemonparty tumblr?
15:58 <@Corydon76-home> Yeah, just imagine old, wrinkly pussy
15:58 <@aestetix> The other thing about grandparents is they tend to have poor control over their bowels, which might make for interesting foreplay.
15:59 <@Corydon76-home> With varicose veins sticking out all over
15:59 <@Corydon76-home> Really puts blue waffle into perspective, doesn't it?
16:01 <@aestetix> I think sasquatc4 went to masturbate
16:01 <@sasquatc4> well all the managers are gone from the office today......
16:05 <@aestetix> sasquatc4: so how often do you think your parents have sex?
16:06 <@Wilpig> Corydon76-home: have you any clue why itunes opens everytime I connect my bluetooth headset to osx?
16:07 <@Corydon76-home> I have an idea, yes.  There are specific actions you can take when you plug in a device that supports audio, and one of them is "start iTunes"
16:08 <@Corydon76-home> I think it's in System Preferences, but it's been long enough that I don't remember
16:08 <@Wilpig> thx.  i'm poking now
16:08 <@Corydon76-home> It may be in Finder Preferences
16:08 <@aestetix> https://twitter.com/1njected/status/453797877672706048
16:08 <@GateKeeper> Title: Twitter / 1njected: @neelmehta @tqbf @_miw FreeBSD ... (at twitter.com)
16:09 <@aestetix> Corydon76-home: what's the longest you've let your cock hair grow?
16:10 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: you assume that I bother with any type of grooming in that area, other than a daily wash
16:10 <@aestetix> Do you use soap or shampoo on it?
16:14 <@aestetix> Do you have any gray pubic hairs?
16:14 <@Corydon76-home> You'll have to come look for yourself
16:15 <@Corydon76-home> Wilpig:  it actually may be in iTunes Preferences
16:16 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: and while you're looking, you might as well give me a blowjob
16:16 <@aestetix> I'll send Wilpig in my place
16:16 <@aestetix> Since I think Wilpig has fewer teeth
16:17 <@aestetix> He probably has less of a gag reflex too
16:18 <@Corydon76-home> Wilpig has no interest in my pubes, though.  You apparently do.
16:19 <@aestetix> Wilpig can take photos of them. I imagine he'd be better at the blowjob part.
16:20 <@Wilpig> Corydon76-home: I think I found it.  sometype of login helper
16:20 <@Wilpig> I need to log out and back in to test it though
16:20 <@Corydon76-home> Oh, weird
16:23 <@Dagmar> aestetix: Jesus christ man disclaimmer shit like that
16:23 <@Dagmar> That twitter link about gave me a damn heart attack
16:31 <@Dagmar> aestetix: Merry christmas http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/apr/09/everyday-sexism-condemns-sexual-advances-mysogynist
16:31 <@GateKeeper> Title: The Everyday Sexism campaign risks making all sexual advances 'misogynist' | David Foster | Comment is free | theguardian.com (at www.theguardian.com)
16:38 <@Corydon76-home> Dagmar:  I'm amused when people of that ilk forget that gay and lesbians exist.  Because inevitably, it means that nothing a man does to another man is considered wrong.
16:40 <@aestetix> Corydon76-home: it's better than the bay area, where they claim to support rights for all kinds of people who are not in their community.
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16:45 <@Mirage> If there is ever a valid need for me to un-ignore aestetix, someone at least moderately trustworthy please let me know.
16:46 <@Mirage> Sadly at times I miss Ware being the channel idiot
16:46 <@Corydon76-home> Mirage: you're nuts.
16:46 <@brimstone> Mirage: k
16:50 <@Dagmar> Corydon76-home: Well, that's the point of the fauxminists, isn't it?  ...that everything a _man_ does is wrong.
16:51 <@Mirage> As well as use of the word 'Man'
16:56 <@aestetix> I came up with a new word last night
16:56 <@aestetix> iPhominists
16:56 <@aestetix> because so many of these idiot fauxminists use twitter on their iPhones
16:56 <@Wilpig> jesus.  just got the quote from favilities to paint this one wall and hang a sign.  $2300
16:56 <@Wilpig> and we're supplying the paint and the sign...
16:56 <@aestetix> aww someone has me on ignore?
16:59 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: why are you surprised
17:01 <@Mirage> Wilpig: I often wondoer how people can live with themselves after billing something like that.
17:02 <@Dagmar> I'm sure all the hookers and blow helps.
17:02 <@Wilpig> I just can't fathom.  They have to be basing it on the sign
17:02 <@Wilpig> that's the only thing that makes any kind of sense cause this sign is kinda ridiculous
17:02 <@Mirage> Wilpig: Of course I mildly had it out with the cashier at the local burger place yesterday becuase they are now adding $.50 per slice of cheese (so $1 for a double patty), whereas it had been $.35 before.
17:07 <@aestetix> http://www.newstatesman.com/laurie-penny/2014/04/tale-two-cities-how-san-franciscos-tech-boom-widening-gap-between-rich-and-poor
17:07 <@GateKeeper> Title: New Statesman | A tale of two cities: how San Franciscos tech boom is widening the gap between rich and poor (at www.newstatesman.com)
17:07 <@aestetix> The strange thing about this is that she's staying at a place I helped build. Literally.
17:25 <@rattle> Looks like Juniper SSL-VPN boxes are vulnerable to heartbleed.
17:26 <@aestetix> ouch
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17:28 <@Dagmar> ORLY
17:28 <@Dagmar> lol
17:28 <@Dagmar> What port should I poke at?
17:36 <@klixa> any willing port....
17:38 <@Dagmar> Well, I know they run an https server
17:38 <@Dagmar> I just don't know the private address of ours behind the LTMs... yet.
17:40 <@Dagmar> ...but I would LOVE to be able to bust some chops for ignoring the possibility that someone could hit the internal address and bypass the LTM
18:11 <@Dagmar> Okay, _my_ department is non-vulnerable  :)
18:23 <@RangerZ> god... I hate swapping out a motherboard
18:24 <@RangerZ> upgrading finally, to get sata 6.0/usb3/etc and be able to upgrade CPU when I want to
18:26 <@RangerZ> http://www.thatvideosite.com/v/12830/guy-hacks-into-unsecured-ip-camera-and-starts-playing-every-breath-you-take-over-the-speaker
18:26 <@GateKeeper> Title: Guy hacks into unsecured IP camera and starts playing "Every Breath You Take" over the speaker - That Video Site (at www.thatvideosite.com)
18:27 <@RangerZ> Dagmar: why are you trolling vandy HR like that?
18:28 <@klixa> RangerZ: everyone is a sociopath
18:29 <@RangerZ> klixa: don't insult me by lumping them all in with real sociopaths like me
18:30 <@klixa> i apologise... please dont kill me or maim me, even if you can do it withut feeling guilt
18:30 <@RangerZ> nah, thats different
18:30 <@klixa> i also don't want pictures of gorey dead bodies sent to me, like the other night by a sociopath who will remain unnmaed
18:31 <@klixa> i wonder if that is a k-linebale offense
18:31 <@RangerZ> http://voices.yahoo.com/sociopath-vs-psychopath-there-difference-1906224.html ;)
18:31 <@GateKeeper> Title: Sociopath Vs. Psychopath: There is a Difference - Yahoo Voices - voices.yahoo.com (at voices.yahoo.com)
18:33 <@klixa> thts too much reading
18:34 <@RangerZ> actually, I'm not a sociopath, and sadly I only know that because I know a group of them (a mother and two of her children) are all to an extent, the one _is_ without a doubt one of the classic examples
18:34 <@aestetix> Ok
18:34 <@aestetix> RangerZ: question for you
18:34 <@aestetix> Article 1 section 7 of the constitution
18:34 <@klixa> i know at least 1 siciopath
18:34 <@aestetix> . If any Bill shall not be returned by the President within ten Days (Sundays excepted) after it shall have been presented to him, the Same shall be a Law, in like Manner as if he had signed it, unless the Congress by their Adjournment prevent its Return, in which Case it shall not be a Law.
18:35 <@RangerZ> aestetix: ok?
18:35 <@aestetix> That basically means to me that if the president doesn't sign a law, but also does not veto it, it becomes law after 10 days?
18:35 <@RangerZ> yep
18:35 <@aestetix> So why did Obama renew the patriot act with an autopen
18:36 <@aestetix> When he didn't actually have to sign it
18:36 <@RangerZ> politics
18:36 <@RangerZ> that way he "signed" it
18:36 <@aestetix> I was afraid you'd say that
18:36 <@RangerZ> and the republicans couldn't say "democrats are weak on terror"
18:36 <@RangerZ> etc
18:36 <@aestetix> god
18:36 <@aestetix> I fucking hate the GOP
18:36 <@RangerZ> yep
18:37 <@RangerZ> I would be a 1950s Socially Liberal Republican
18:37 <@RangerZ> but they don't exist anymore
18:37 <@aestetix> uh
18:37 <@aestetix> There's no such thing as a moderate liberal or conservative anymore
18:37 <@aestetix> everyone is just batshit insane
18:37 <@RangerZ> yes/no
18:37 <@RangerZ> they exist
18:37 <@RangerZ> they just can't get elected
18:37 <@RangerZ> such as myself
18:38 <@RangerZ> i would have better than 60/40 odds in my home district for congress (I already have the backing of many of the big shots politically)
18:38 <@RangerZ> but I'm not going to run b/c of the money
18:38 <@aestetix> You must love the roberts supreme court
18:38 <@RangerZ> fuck them with a chainsaw
18:39 <@RangerZ> thankfully in NE Ohio, republicans don't matter, I didn't even KNOW a republican until I was like 20 or something
18:40 <@RangerZ> literally the turnout in Mahoning and Cuyahoga counties (Youngstown and Cleveland) are what determine most presidential elections now a days
18:40 <@RangerZ> which is fucked
18:41 <@RangerZ> http://www.wolf-pac.com/ I'm really thinking of joining this full force
18:41 <@GateKeeper> Title: Wolf PAC (at www.wolf-pac.com)
18:41 <@RangerZ> federal constitutional amendment, public financing (no donations even possible) of elections, and corporations are NOT people
18:42 <@RangerZ> (think 'social welfare' type group(s) outside spending should be limited too)
18:42 <@RangerZ> and then abolish the electoral college
18:43 <@RangerZ> if my vote in TN mattered as much as my vote in OH, then things would be better
18:43 <@RangerZ> but as is, they don't
18:44 <@RangerZ> klixa: I can be cold, but I'm not emotionless, these people _are_ emotionless, other than 'need' and 'self satisfaction'
18:45 <@klixa> i ca be cold too
18:45 <@klixa> i think all computer people can be cold
18:46 <@RangerZ> I mean... I enjoy making my mom cry... when I thank her for continuing to keep smoking, that way when she gets sick she'll die faster, and lower my future medical costs, and die earlier that way I don't have to pay for housing/care for her (lol, yes, I have done this)
18:46 <@RangerZ> Cold Love, lol
18:46 <@RangerZ> But its working, she's trying to quit, lol
18:47 <@klixa> hmmm
18:48 <@RangerZ> Took a shock like that to kick her in the ass, lol
18:49 <@RangerZ> and I shouldn't say 'enjoy' but it didn't upset me
18:50 <@RangerZ> probably b/c I had planned it out, hehe
18:57 <@klixa> stress is more dangerous than cigarettes
18:57 <@klixa> :P
18:58 <@RangerZ> ehh
18:59 <@klixa> i quit smoking 12/12/12
18:59 <@klixa> i still sometimes want one
18:59 <@klixa> but i havent touched one...i quit cold turkey
19:03  * Wilpig bites klixa 
19:04  * klixa pretends like that hurts but secretly likes it
19:04 <@Wilpig> I knew it
19:04 <@Wilpig> hi klixa!
19:05 <@klixa> hi Wilpig!
19:05 <@Wilpig> I'm missing out on a party right now.  that's sad right?
19:06 <@klixa> it depends...I myself am not much into parties, so it woudlnt be sad for me...but if you want to be there its sad that you didnt get to go
19:06 <@Wilpig> it's a work party.  They rented out the main bar at dave n busters in times square til 10
19:06 <@Wilpig> all the games, bowling, etc, plus open bar
19:07 <@klixa> did you opt to not go? or were you unable to go?
19:07 <@Wilpig> I would have had ot skip out of work early to make it into the city in time and then I still have to work tomorrow
19:07 <@Wilpig> I chose not to.  was being responsible
19:08 <@klixa> id rather sit at home on irc any day :/
19:09 <@klixa> thats kinda sad when i see it typed out
19:09 <@klixa> lol
19:09 <@aestetix> I've never smoked a cigarette
19:10 <@klixa> good
19:10 <@aestetix> I like hooka though
19:10 <@klixa> i have never done tge hookah thing, but there was a hooka lounge next to my apt when i lived in seattle
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19:12 <@aestetix> od
19:12 <@aestetix> god
19:12 <@aestetix> I am trying to watch this coursera class on constitutional law
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19:12 <@aestetix> it's fucking boring, and the guy sounds like he's talking to 3rd graders
19:13 <@klixa> lol
19:14 <@aestetix> I can deal with boring
19:14 <@aestetix> But I don't like being insulted
19:19 <@aestetix> Corydon76-home: have you ever given someone a reacharound?
19:29 <@Wilpig> anyone seen this show "hannibal" ?
20:18 <@aestetix> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK_h-2kot6s&list=PLfzJ9bUeuFuRRUYHRt9x4sSR1SsHW3drV
20:18 <@GateKeeper> Title: BDO13 Bloopers Volume 1 - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
20:21 <@Wilpig> ROFL
20:22 <@Wilpig> damn!  closed the tailgate on three poles
20:25 <@Wilpig> damnit aestetix.  you're making my inner redneck show
20:26 <@aestetix> Do you say dang nangit?
20:26 <@RangerZ> ok, odd question, can usb3 cables/devices work on usb 2?
20:26 <@Wilpig> nope
20:26 <@Wilpig> RangerZ: yes
20:27 <@Wilpig> most should downgrade their speed for usb2
20:27 <@RangerZ> ok, thats what I thought
20:27 <@Wilpig> the cables will be universal
20:27 <@RangerZ> not with USB4
20:27 <@Wilpig> I haven't seen the spec on 4
20:27 <@Wilpig> brb
20:27 <@RangerZ> http://9to5mac.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/usb-type-c-02.png?w=704&h=508
20:27 <@RangerZ> horizontally flippable
20:28 <@Dagmar> aestetix: Bill Dance is a pretty hilarious guy
20:28 <@RangerZ> problem is, the pins and connector look too 'weak' so I'm worried about long term viability
20:28 <@Dagmar> There's a reason people become fisherman as opposed to some other type of hunting that requires a bit of stealth.
20:28 <@Wilpig> that's also a mac.  we all know they will do some shady shit that nobody else will just like sony
20:28 <@RangerZ> thats not a mac
20:29 <@RangerZ> thats foxconn
20:29 <@RangerZ> (yes they make macs, but a lot else too)
20:29 <@RangerZ> http://9to5mac.com/2014/04/02/render-gives-first-look-at-next-gen-reversible-usb-type-c-cable-coming-in-july/
20:30 <@RangerZ> ohh i guess it is 3.1
20:30 <@RangerZ> not 4
20:31 <@Wilpig> so it's still a standard usb cable just a new type. c
20:32 <@RangerZ> the 'micro-b' looks a bit odd in the render
20:32 <@RangerZ> don't know if it is just he render
20:32 <@RangerZ> but it looks a lot wider/slim than micro we have now
20:34 <@aestetix> This reminds me of the time at a rave I went around telling everyone I was on a fishing trip but I got a bunk fish
20:34 <@aestetix> that really fucked with people who were tripping
20:35 <@Dagmar> Rangerz: It's hard to render four-dimensional connectors in only 2D.
20:35 <@RangerZ> yes, you read that xkcd, congrats
20:35 <@RangerZ> lol
20:35 <@RangerZ> though the new connector isn't as big a deal as the up to 100w power
20:36 <@Dagmar> No, I've just spent a lot of time cussing at USB connectors that don't fit until I've rotated them 3-4 times.
20:36 <@RangerZ> 5v/12v/20v up to 5amp
20:37 <@RangerZ> 'optional' , but still could interesting to see how it is used, to have '1' PSU and then power monitor/etc from the tower/psu
20:39 <@RangerZ> 42~100w for 'high' end monitors
20:40 <@RangerZ> but ehh, by then, hopefully we'll be able to buy 1 occulus rift and then just have 10 virtual monitors, lol
20:42 <@RangerZ> http://www.cablestogo.com/static/content/images/resources/connector-guides/450/usb_3.0_MicroB_Male_Tri.jpg (also, it appears that usb 3.0 introduced (but I've never actually seen) _this_ cable....
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21:28 < RangerZ|Laptop> well fuck... my arctic silver got a puncture in it... and leaked out... looks like no finishing my desktop rebuild tonight :/
21:29 < RangerZ|Laptop> welll it would have been fine if it was 'real arctic silver'... but it was one of those offbrands in a toothpaste type container, that I got with a heatsing :/ ... so 'ehh'
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21:57 < RangerZ|Laptop> http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/south-carolinas-state-fossil-creation-controversy-180950474/?no-ist
21:57 <@GateKeeper> Title: When Evolutions Controversial, Declaring a State Fossil Can Get Tricky | Smart News | Smithsonian (at www.smithsonianmag.com)
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21:58 < RangerZ|Laptop> yes... lets reference Genesis in our "declare the woolly mammoth our state fossil bill" ... [ 'Columbian Mammoth', which was created on the Sixth Day with the other beasts of the field.]
21:59  * RangerZ|Laptop feels bad for anyone in here from SC
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22:32 <@Dagmar_> lol
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22:33 <@Dagmar> My mom is funny
22:33 <@Dagmar> She sees the car I'm looking at has 50k miles on it and thinks it'll be high maintenance
22:33 <@Dagmar> Nevermind that what I'm driving now is somewhere north of ONE HUNDRED NINETY THOUSAND MILES
22:33 <@Dagmar> ...and the odometer has been broken for three years.
22:35 <@Wilpig> show her my odometer
22:36 <@Wilpig> https://www.dropbox.com/s/wnkcroo2d8e5158/2014-03-25%2017.32.04.jpg
22:36 <@GateKeeper> Title: Dropbox - 2014-03-25 17.32.04.jpg (at www.dropbox.com)
22:37 <@klixa> your fuel gauge makes you hot Wilpig...
22:37 <@klixa> means you have lots of money to be able to fill your tank HAHA
22:38 < eryc> o_O
22:38 <@klixa> O_o
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22:57 <@Dickie> I ain't sayin she's a gold digger
22:58 <@Dagmar> But she ain't messin' with no broke cheetos
23:00 <@Dagmar> lol
23:00 <@Dagmar> As my dad was hanging up I heard him tell my mom "I couldn't talk him out of it."
23:00 <@Wilpig> uh oh
23:00 <@Dagmar> wilpig: Yeah my mom wasn't reading my email very carefully
23:01 <@Dagmar> SHe thought I was talking about $498/month for insurance
23:01 <@Dagmar> I'm like "I'd have to take up driving drunk to get that rate"
23:01 <@Dagmar> My dad has concerns the car is light
23:01 <@Dagmar> ...and will get blown around.
23:01 <@Dagmar> This is _not_ the first three-cylinder car I've driven.
23:02 <@Dagmar> Her concern about mileage is pretty hilarious tho
23:02 <@Dagmar> "Mom, the car I'm driving now has an odometer that stopped working three years ago and shows over three times that many miles"
23:03 <@Dagmar> KBB doesn't even _list_ cars from 1991.
23:03 <@Dagmar> Taking the dash out to replace the instrument cluster to fix that would cost me about what the car is worth
23:03 <@Dagmar> This dealership has this motto that they'll buy your car even if you don't buy theirs, and I'm thinking they might get a little mad at me
23:03 <@Dagmar> hehe
23:03 <@Wilpig> I've been debating if I want to put the money into fixing the a/c in my tan truck
23:07 <@Dagmar> I somewhat suspect if I brought them a check for $10,000 I could drive out with it
23:07 < eryc> i'm hoping the android cars coming out in the fall are any good
23:07 <@Dagmar> At least the tires on my BMW are relatively new
23:07 <@Dagmar> eryc: Android cars?
23:07 <@Dagmar> That's going to be pricey at first
23:07 <@Dagmar> I'll settle for just putting an android system in to replace the radio
23:08 < eryc> i was looking at the microsoft sync system today it's pretty decent
23:08 < eryc> you can send driving directions from your computer to the car or your phone
23:09 < eryc> i kinda doubt android will have anything cool like that at first
23:09 < eryc> they don't even have that now
23:10 < eryc> i think i've decided just to fix the crap on my car and live with it a little longer
23:10 < eryc> i'm only up to 106k miles
23:10 < eryc> but i was looking pretty hard at the Ford Edge
23:10 <@Dagmar> Android doesn't quite need it
23:11 <@Dagmar> Nav remembers shit
23:11 <@Dagmar> I will probably rig things so the car will tether to my phone
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23:12 < eryc> i bought a 4.8amp car charger that came in today
23:12 < eryc> so i can plug in 2 devices
23:12 < eryc> http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00D82O68Y/
23:13 < eryc> i fried my previous one
23:13 < eryc> it was only spec'd for like 1 or 2 amps
23:13 <@Dagmar> Most USB port devices are 1a
23:14 <@Dagmar> Some of the chargers from Amazon have a 1A port and a 2.1A port for tablets
23:14 <@Dagmar> 1A is all they're allowed to send until they've had a little conversation of sorts with the device to enter high-power mode
23:15 <@Dagmar> Technically "dumb" 2.1a ports are non-spec
23:15 < eryc> well its not what they send its what the device pulls
23:15 <@Dagmar> I don't know of anyone whose blown their shit up using a 2.1a port tho
23:16 <@Dagmar> I think I'm going to submit a link to that charger to the local ingress community
23:16 <@Dagmar> It's not a bad price and looks like a pretty maximal device
23:17 <@Dagmar> I paid $6 for the 1A single-port one that has been husked and is now wrapped in electrical tape and rubber cement in my bike
23:17 <@Dagmar> 1A is about all I can safely spare
23:17 < eryc> the other fun thing is i have 2 dc ports in my car but they seem to be on the same power bus
23:18 < eryc> because if i plug a phone into each one only one gets to charge or neither
23:18 <@Dagmar> That's weird
23:18 < eryc> so it seems they are fighting for electrons
23:18 <@Dagmar> That sounds like they're wired so that using one disables the other
23:18 <@Dagmar> The lighter ports are _generally_ fused at 10A
23:18 < eryc> i figure i will need to use a single dual port with this high power charger for it to work
23:18 < eryc> well i think its just that the electrons are following the shortest path
23:19 <@Dagmar> 4A shoudoln't be a problem for both to draw at once, but plugging in two actual cigarette lighters at the same time would be bad
23:19 <@Dagmar> Yeah you shouldn't get _no_ power
23:19 <@Dagmar> It just winds up being an unbalanced load
23:19 < eryc> right well its not that there's no power i assume but that its not enough for android to think it's "charging"
23:19 <@Dagmar> Electrity will take the shortest path, but if there's load on that path it will also take any other path it can get
23:19 < eryc> yea
23:20 <@Dagmar> Could be, but it's a far, far cry from sane
23:20 <@Dagmar> Yer stuff should be happy getting just 1A
23:20 < eryc> which is why i wanted to get rid of this car
23:20 < eryc> haha
23:20 <@Dagmar> ...but like I said, two lighters going at once would draw 14-15a which would come close to either starting a fire or murdering the battery
23:20 < eryc> but then i though maybe i'll just try a new charger instead of selling the car
23:20 <@Dagmar> You can fuck up a car just using *one* lighter over and over
23:21 <@Dagmar> The wiring is generally not meant to handle that load for extended periods of time
23:21 < eryc> hm well the other one is in the center console thing so maybe they assume you won't use a lighter there
23:21 <@Dagmar> I kinda partly melted the wires in a car I had in high school because we were umm.. using it to light bottle rockets.  ;)
23:22 < eryc> nice
23:22 <@Dagmar> Yeah so like, don't use a car lighter _that_ much.  hehe
23:23 <@Dagmar> The mechanic busted out laughing when he found out
23:23 <@oddball> Yeah... I don't think they design those rigs to deal with that much sustained heat.
23:24 <@Dagmar> They didn't design the wiring to handle that type of load in the BUick
23:24 <@Dagmar> It sort of melted the insulation off more than two feet of the wire
23:24 <@Dagmar> "What on earth were you doing that did _this_ but did not blow the fuse?"
23:25 < eryc> thats true it could have been the heat alone radiating back through the wire
23:25 <@oddball> Oh, Dagmar, did you see about the rash of Smart Car flipping in SanFran?
23:26 <@Dagmar> oddball: Oh yes.
23:26 <@Dagmar> I would drop people on their heads.
23:27 <@Dagmar> If you can lift it, fuck... stand the thing on some empty beer cans
23:28 <@Dagmar> Freaks out the owner, and doesn't damage the damn vehicle
23:28 <@Dagmar> If I get the car i'll be ordering something along these lines http://www.ebay.com/itm/Eonon-6-2-Double-DIN-2DIN-Car-DVD-Player-GPS-NAV-Bluetooth-Touch-Stereo-BT-iPod/201069315703
23:28 <@GateKeeper> Title: Eonon 6 2" Double DIN 2Din Car DVD Player GPS Nav Bluetooth Touch Stereo BT iPod | eBay (at www.ebay.com)
23:29 <@Dagmar> Just gonna have to find one I can burn custom firmware to
23:31 <@Dagmar> Getting the thing within range of the AP at my house would be asy
23:31 <@Dagmar> er easy
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23:35 <@Dagmar> Onoes
23:36 <@Dagmar> They don't come with cruise control
23:36 <@klixa> one of my female friends ranted about some dude she knows following a 17 year ld on instagram...and then threatening to name them... im not sure what i think about that
23:37 <@Dagmar> Is she aware this likely means he just likes the pictures she takes?
23:37 <@klixa> is it that wrong to follow a 17 year old? is it more wrong to be an insane dram queen southerner?
23:37 <@Dagmar> If this 17y is posting racy pictures on Instagram, well... THERE's your real problem
23:37 <@Dagmar> Now, if he's continually following this 17y down the street, there's another problem
23:38 <@Dagmar> Perhaps you should explain to her that lots of people use Instagram for something other than selfies
23:38 <@klixa> i dont know what the pics are of...i was just surprised that this particular friend wrote htis kinda post...i thought about being a smartass and putting "yeah, dude eeds to wait a few months til shes 18" but i dont think shed get the fact i am calling her a dumbass since its only wrong due to a few months in her oppinion
23:38 <@Dagmar> I would say that it's not wrong, period, unless something else is going on
23:39 <@klixa> well of course the whole story was NOT put in the facebook post
23:39 <@Dagmar> It's just a follow request.  it's not like he's asking for hummers.
23:39 <@Dagmar> I have an underage person or two on my FB and G+ lists
23:39 <@Dagmar> Big effing deal
23:40 <@klixa> this is the post if anyone is curios; http://pastebin.com/BHZ1hfnx
23:40 <@GateKeeper> Title: I think GROWN men should not be "following" seventeen year old girls on Instagra - Pastebin.com (at pastebin.com)
23:41 <@Dagmar> klixa: She's crazycakes for sure
23:41 <@Dagmar> "ARE YOU BEING THE MAN THAT YOU'D LIKE YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY?"
23:41 <@Dagmar> Does she perhaps mean he _should_ be a man who marries a 10-year-old?
23:42 <@klixa> lol crazycakes
23:42 <@Dagmar> Seriously.  It's freaking instagram.
23:42 <@Dagmar> It's literally nothing but picture sharing-heavy FB
23:43 <@Dagmar> Now, if he was following Ginger Banks or something, *then* maybe this woman could complain.
23:43 <@klixa> this person is not usually crazycakes...that whats so weird about this... but i wanna know who it is...who they are following..i have been sucked in :/
23:43 <@Dagmar> klixa: Just ask her if she thinks that 17y girl should be posting racy pix online
23:43 <@klixa> i asked what kind of pics are being posted
23:44 <@Dagmar> Otherwise this is a pretty huge overreaction
23:45 <@klixa> and i knew this girl when she was 17... she was messing around with GROWN men...lolz... women ar einsane...they get old and suddenly hate everyone younger
23:45 <@klixa> and are like "zomg morals'
23:46 <@Dagmar> lol these smart modding people are huffing something
23:46 <@Dagmar> "Currently on sale for under $400 this Smart Fortwo Carlsson Sport Lowering Kit will give your Smart car the look and feel of a true sports car"
23:46 <@Dagmar> It lowers the thing by 25mm.
23:46 <@klixa> oh have you seen teh news about smart car tipping?
23:47 <@Dagmar> Yes, roughly two fingers.
23:47 <@Dagmar> klixa: Yes
23:47 <@klixa> lol
23:47 <@Dagmar> klixa: If any of that shit goes on around here, I will play dirty
23:47 <@Dagmar> I will put in a car alarm that shouts "YEAH LET'S FLIP THAT NIGGERS CAR"
23:48 <@klixa> well, whoever the man is, they are 40
23:48 <@klixa> do you have a smart car?
23:49 <@Dagmar> I'm still contemplating whether I want Pickledish showing up in my circles
23:49 <@Dagmar> klixa: I may be buying one this week
23:49 <@klixa> i had a geo metro once...i think that is about as small as i could deal with...
23:50 <@Dagmar> THen I'll have to get the window tinted, change the interior lighting a bit, and put in a computer (once I've examined the electrical system)
23:50 <@sdodson> I want a new car.
23:50 <@Dagmar> klixa: I used to have an Isuzu I-mark
23:50 <@klixa> but, i drove 700 miles yesterday......bigger cars are better for my lifestyle
23:50 <@sdodson> I didn't realize my RSX only weighs 2800lbs.
23:51 <@sdodson> All the cars I'm looking at are 3500-3800lbs and I dunno how I'll like that but 2x the power should accomodate that.
23:51 <@Dagmar> The I-mark was a 78Hp engine
23:51 <@klixa> they deleted their post
23:52 <@sdodson> Or 220HP in a 3300lb A3.
23:52  * klixa googles Isuzu I-mark
23:52 <@Dagmar> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isuzu_Gemini
23:52 <@GateKeeper> Title: Isuzu Gemini - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (at en.wikipedia.org)
23:52 <@Dagmar> They didn't make a lot of the things.
23:52 <@Dagmar> It was the hatchback type
23:53 <@Dagmar> Mirage: It is precisely why I laughed at Marshall for saying she wanted her kid to have a tiny car so no one could fool around in it.
23:53 <@klixa> looks about the same size as ,y first car...ford escort
23:53 <@Dagmar> I didnt' want to say "I have personally fucked someone in a car smaller than you would even believe"
23:53 <@Dagmar> It was smaller than an Escort
23:53 <@Dagmar> Three cylinder engine
23:54 <@klixa> lol @ personally f***ed....
23:54 <@Dagmar> One of my fast car fanatic friends made me lift the hood
23:54 <@Dagmar> klixa: I just told her "You know the old saying... 'Love will find a way'"
23:55 <@klixa> you coudl f*** on a bicycle if you really wanted  to
23:55 <@Dagmar> Well, the back seat in the i-mark folded down
23:55 <@Dagmar> Dude looked in at the engine and then started rubbing his eyes
23:56 <@Dagmar> He actually looked a little spooked that it only had three spark plug wires
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23:58 <@klixa> my geo metro was a 3 cyliner and one of them was fouled so it was running on 2
23:58 <@klixa> it finally died going up the mountain into evanston wyoming from salt lake
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