--- Log opened Fri Mar 14 00:00:03 2014 00:07 <@Wilpig> Mirage: hit me on lync later via wilbur@wilpig.org 00:08 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 00:10 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has joined #se2600 00:10 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o klixa] by ChanServ 00:11 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 00:11 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 00:19 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 00:43 <@RangerZ> http://news.slashdot.org/story/14/03/13/2241232/ubuntus-mir-gets-delayed-again yays 00:43 <@RangerZ> lol 00:43 <@GateKeeper> Title: Ubuntu's Mir Gets Delayed Again - Slashdot (at news.slashdot.org) 00:56 <@oddball> wait... Ubuntu is going to have another GUI that no one likes? 01:04 <@RangerZ> ohh no 01:04 <@RangerZ> its going to have its own DISPLAY MANAGER and then gui ontop of that 01:05 <@RangerZ> b/c fuck you, thats why, ???? money 01:07 <@oddball> So... X.org or x11 isn't good enough for them? 01:10 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 01:12 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has joined #se2600 01:12 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o klixa] by ChanServ 01:19 < aestetix> let's play a game 01:19 < aestetix> fill in the blanks 01:19 < aestetix> "Wilpig has a really tiny itty bitty teeny weeny _____" 01:40 <@RangerZ> oddball: all the distros are getting rid of x11 basically 01:40 <@RangerZ> most moving to wayland 01:41 <@RangerZ> there is actually a really good video on the topic, one of the former x11 devs, now one of the wayland devs 01:41 <@klixa> aestetix: usb drive 01:41 <@RangerZ> the biggest difference between the two ideologically is that x11 can forward over SSH/etc, but wayland is more efficient at it, by not supporting it at all, and instead just using VNC, lol 01:42 <@RangerZ> aestetix: soul 01:42 <@RangerZ> hey... I'm giving him credit for even having one... lol 01:43 <@klixa> he has a soul... 01:43 <@klixa> you're mean :| 01:47 <@RangerZ> he's a ginger 01:47 <@RangerZ> -_- 01:50 <@klixa> oh 01:50 <@klixa> did not know that... 02:13 -!- sasquatc3 [~sasquatc4@c-50-183-67-213.hsd1.co.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 264 seconds] 02:58 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has quit [Quit: Take my hand… take my whole life too] 03:02 -!- sasquatc4 [~sasquatc4@73.181.12.16] has joined #se2600 03:02 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o sasquatc4] by ChanServ 03:03 -!- NoFault [~NoFault@c-68-47-228-247.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 03:07 -!- sasquatc3 [~sasquatc4@73.181.12.16] has joined #se2600 03:07 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o sasquatc3] by ChanServ 03:08 -!- NoFault1 [~NoFault@c-68-47-228-247.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 264 seconds] 03:11 -!- sasquatc4 [~sasquatc4@73.181.12.16] has quit [Ping timeout: 255 seconds] 03:42 < aestetix> penis 05:54 <@RangerZ> So I was talking to a girl who works in IT 05:54 <@RangerZ> I asked her... So what other kind of 'nerdy' things do you like? 05:54 <@RangerZ> and she got mad at me, saying it was only a job 05:55 <@RangerZ> I was like... its been like 10 years since I've seen anyone has reacted that way to being called nerdy 05:55 <@RangerZ> lol 05:55 <@RangerZ> or 'implied' in her case, but still 07:05 <@Bahhumbug> eryc: I highlighted you and thanked you for pointing out bind's undocumented -S flag. 07:31 < notlarry> Wake the fuck up. 07:32 * brimstone waking [ OK ] 07:34 < notlarry> brimstone: The very fact that I get that joke gives me a warm fuzzy deep in my soul. 08:09 -!- Dolemite [80db310d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.128.219.49.13] has joined #se2600 08:09 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Dolemite] by ChanServ 08:09 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez! 08:38 -!- RangerZ [~mike@c-98-211-46-74.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has left #se2600 [] 09:27 * benthemeek blinks tearily into the bright fusion ball in the big blue thing 09:27 * benthemeek needs coffeee 09:28 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 09:28 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 09:32 < notlarry> has anyone used these usb to dvi devices to drive monitors? 09:34 <@Wilpig> I've seen the usb to pci-e things used. 09:46 <@Dolemite> Oh, and Plex finally opened up Chromecast support to non-paid app users as of yesterday. 09:47 <@Dolemite> Which means that Pamela has taken my Chromecast with her to Grandma's for Spring Break so that she can entertain the kids with more than the 6 DVDs she has in her car. lol 09:53 <@Wilpig> she'll be surprised when she hooks that up and the newest content she sees from me is "Strippers" 09:54 <@Wilpig> http://thetvdb.com/?tab=series&id=278943 09:54 <@GateKeeper> Title: Strippers: Series Info (at thetvdb.com) 09:56 <@Mirage> notlarry: I typically stick with pci[-e] to dvi adaptors 09:59 <@Mirage> notlarry: the usb2 ones i've seen in use are good for static content (docs, web pages, etc) and terminal windows. usb3 might be better since it's so much faster 10:01 <@Mirage> notlarry: moving video on the usb2 ones were annoying at best 10:03 <@Dolemite> I already warned her not to let the kids navigate Plex 10:03 <@shapr> GOOD MORNING PEOPLEZ! 10:03 * shapr throws forced optimism into the channel 10:05 <@Mirage> Another half-full glass of it.. 10:05 * shapr smashes the glass of PGA onto the floor 10:07 <@shapr> It's PI DAY! 10:07 <@Dolemite> Yes. Yes it is. 10:08 <@shapr> Aren't you EXCITED? 10:08 <@Dolemite> Have an approximated amount of baked sweets today. 10:08 <@Mirage> bah.. 31414, next year will be better, 31416 will be best 10:15 <@Mirage> heh, the office is having a gathering on monday for St Patrick's...without beer. wtf 10:16 <@Dolemite> That's criminal! 10:18 <@Corydon76-home> shapr: just wait until 15:14 this afternoon 10:21 <@Wilpig> Mirage: I hope you told them that April fool's is next month 10:25 <@Dagmar> Jesus 10:25 <@Dagmar> I forgot today is one of those "everyone try to look smarter than they are" days. 10:26 < dasunt> That isn't good: http://www.mediaite.com/online/putin-reportedly-claims-the-dissolution-of-the-soviet-union-may-have-been-illegal/ 10:31 <@Dagmar> Fuckin' some people... pfft. 10:32 <@Dagmar> This dude Galen married is an idiot 10:32 <@shapr> Well, galen is swedish for "crazy" 10:32 <@Wilpig> Dagmar: what did he do? 10:32 <@Dagmar> He's supposed to PTSD, and *supposedly* working on it 10:32 <@Dagmar> yet every time I see the motherfucker he's wearing camos 10:33 <@shapr> PTSD is no fun at all 10:33 <@Dagmar> This is pretty much the exact opposite of trying to get back to civilian mindset 10:33 <@Dagmar> When I first met him he tried to tell me a bunch of crazy talk about Google. 10:34 <@Dagmar> I told him flat out, "No, *I'm* paranoid. *You're* delusional." 10:34 <@shapr> ouch 10:34 <@Dagmar> https://plus.google.com/109279053583285303080/posts/VgpaQQSJJyu 10:34 <@Dagmar> THey were actually out _just_ playing INgress. 10:35 <@Dagmar> This does not require a rucksack 10:35 <@benthemeek> Dagmar: Galen? like nashville galen who plays ingress? 10:35 <@Dagmar> yes 10:35 <@Dagmar> I like Galen and I loooove her puppy dog, but her husband I have serious doubts about 10:36 <@Dagmar> benthemeek: She's recently gotten a half shephard half wolf puppy. He's so ridiculously cute. 10:37 <@benthemeek> Dagmar: O.o She was one of the reasons I kind of stop playing ingress so much. She was so competitive and claiming I was not promoting team spirit. That seems a like a very sudden marriage... 10:38 <@Dagmar> She's a bit of a spaz but she's got a good heart 10:38 <@Dagmar> At least until they try to get me wearing somethign with green sequins on it 10:38 <@Wilpig> very sudden 10:38 <@benthemeek> Dagmar: She seemed nice enough in person, but the was taken a back by her conduct in the game 10:38 <@shapr> people are weird 10:38 <@shapr> I got married once, she seemed like such a nice person. 10:39 <@benthemeek> shapr: Dont lose the pollyanna on us now shapr 10:39 * benthemeek adds some more happiness to your coffee 10:39 <@shapr> benthemeek: When it comes to my recent divorce, pollyanna is right out the window. 10:39 <@shapr> OH WAIT 10:39 <@Dagmar> Do not dilute the caffiene supply 10:39 <@shapr> My ex-wife got drunk and abusive at my makerspace this past weekend. 10:40 <@shapr> That was entertaining. 10:40 <@benthemeek> Happpiness > than caffeine 10:40 <@shapr> eh, maybe 10:40 <@benthemeek> uh oh, clearly you have lost the pollyanna 10:40 -!- dasunt [~dasunt@192.249.59.215] has quit [Changing host] 10:40 -!- dasunt [~dasunt@unaffiliated/dasunt] has joined #se2600 10:40 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o dasunt] by ChanServ 10:40 <@shapr> Eh, I got it somedays, but not others. 10:40 <@Dagmar> benthemeek: Says you 10:41 <@benthemeek> All things that come out of my mouth are my opinions are not subject to be held as facts (tm) 10:41 <@benthemeek> I have no idea how to make the little tm 10:41 <@Dagmar> It's people like ben who are the reason our condoplex had an infestation of carolers this last winter 10:42 <@Dagmar> Shit like this is how you get carolers 10:42 <@Dagmar> I had to spray 10:42 <@benthemeek> lol, what did you spray? 10:42 <@Corydon76-home> Hydrogen sulfide spray? 10:42 <@Dagmar> Poison. 10:42 <@benthemeek> My dad has seen that "deer" scent you can buy at walmart put to good use before 10:43 <@Dagmar> Oh I have a *great* thing 10:43 <@Corydon76-home> A stink bomb is quite effective at getting people who DON'T have to be there to leave. 10:43 <@Dagmar> I still have a little bottle of that sulfur extract 10:43 <@Dagmar> ...and a sample-size perfume atomizer. 10:43 <@benthemeek> One of my coworkers played a joke on one of the ladies at my work with that stuff 10:43 <@benthemeek> made her sick and we felt bad 10:43 <@Dagmar> Two puffs of this little monster and people run 10:44 <@Wilpig> the movie choices for today a kids movie... or need for speed which is gonna be horrible 10:44 <@benthemeek> she couldnt take smelling the sulfer smell and had to go home 10:44 <@Dagmar> benthemeek: Yeah the other bottle of the stuff I had, I uncapped and threw into the window of someone's car who was road raging 10:44 <@benthemeek> You have seen lego movie yes? 10:44 <@Wilpig> no 10:44 <@benthemeek> O.o 10:44 <@benthemeek> see it 10:44 <@Wilpig> that's on my list of fuck no's 10:44 <@benthemeek> you will laugh like crazy 10:45 <@Dagmar> We have imgur for luls now 10:45 <@benthemeek> Come on man, where is you dedication to the lego cult? 10:45 <@benthemeek> I thought all great hackers started with a love for legos 10:45 <@Dagmar> Nope. 10:45 <@Dagmar> The toys like that I had were made of metal. 10:45 <@Wilpig> benthemeek: they lost me with the latest lego game for the ds that blew ass. 10:45 <@Dagmar> I can't even remember the name of the damn things now. 10:46 <@benthemeek> This has some of my lego sets in it from the 80's 10:46 <@Dolemite> Werd. We are showing off our first tour with Tiny Titan today - it's a cluster of Raspberry Pi's that we can run apps on during tours to teach about high performance computing concepts. 10:46 <@benthemeek> and its as corny sometimes as a python skit 10:46 <@benthemeek> I thoroughly enjoyed that movie. 10:46 <@Dagmar> "Erector Set" 10:46 <@Dolemite> I hope to get a chance to see it this weekend 10:47 <@benthemeek> Dolemite: Next geeknic, me wants to see that 10:47 <@Dolemite> benthemeek: Unless smoke pours out of it today, it should become a somewhat regular feature 10:48 <@Dagmar> http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NzIzWDE0Njg=/z/xFsAAMXQ1d1THgni/$_57.JPG <- > legos 10:48 <@Wilpig> http://cpanayides.tumblr.com/post/79554797092/happy-pi-day-everyone-congratulations-sublimnl 10:48 <@GateKeeper> Title: Happy Pi Day everyone! Congratulations sublimnl... Won't the 'splodey hurt? (at cpanayides.tumblr.com) 10:48 <@benthemeek> Cant argue with that Dagmar 10:48 <@Dagmar> ...and the flood of people pretending to not be stupid begins. 10:51 <@benthemeek> Dagmar: I think appreciation for Pi is up in the pop culture since Big Bang Theory 10:51 <@benthemeek> Its sort of cool being a geek now 10:52 <@Dagmar> No, it's sort of cool for stupid people to pretend to be geeks now because they think it makes them look smarter than they are. 10:52 <@Dagmar> Yes, I'm just all full of misanthropic loathing today 10:52 <@Dolemite> Everybody pretending to be thrilled about Pi day should have to first watch Darren Aronofsky's Pi movie. Only those actually interested in math can finish it. 10:53 <@Dolemite> Well, no, I guess people who love occult conspiracy theories would also be able to finish it. 10:53 <@Wilpig> Dolemite: i'll just rewatch the net again and start looking for little pi symbols to click on 10:54 <@Dolemite> Wilpig: You can do that while jerking off? 10:55 <@Wilpig> you're right, I need an assitant 11:09 -!- nightcarnage [~nightcarn@c-69-137-118-213.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 11:12 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 11:12 <@Dagmar> http://www.theonion.com/articles/malaysian-airlines-expands-investigation-to-includ,35524/ 11:12 <@GateKeeper> Title: Malaysia Airlines Expands Investigation To Include General Scope Of Space, Time | The Onion - America's Finest News Source (at www.theonion.com) 11:13 <@Wilpig> think i've decided on mr peabody and sherman 11:17 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has joined #se2600 11:17 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o klixa] by ChanServ 11:18 -!- x86Daddy [~x86Daddy@32.148.21.1] has joined #se2600 11:30 <@shapr> OH HAI KLIXA! 11:36 * shapr throws cheerfulness at klixa 11:36 <@klixa> HAI SHAPR!!! 11:36 <@shapr> YAY! 11:36 <@klixa> i was brewing a pot of cheer just now 11:36 <@shapr> oh good! 11:36 <@shapr> I think I'll go make more caffeine 11:36 <@shapr> mi taske lo kafxu'i 11:37 <@klixa> yay kafxu'i 11:38 <@shapr> xu do tavla mi bau la lojban 11:38 <@klixa> um... sure 11:39 <@shapr> You DO speak lojban, right? 11:39 <@klixa> um... no :( 11:40 <@klixa> i have to come up with a new plan for life... 1. where do i wanna be? california? tennessee? anatarctica? i just cant decide 11:41 <@Wilpig> I need to get onto the vpn and fire up the all team or get a shower and head over to the theater to see mr peabody and sherman 11:43 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 11:43 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 11:44 * klixa raids Wilpig's iquor while he's not paying attention 11:47 -!- nachoguy [~boster@198.46.132.189] has joined #se2600 11:47 * Wilpig feels klixa up 11:48 * klixa is too drunk to notice 11:50 <@Dolemite> Try harder, Wilpig 11:51 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 12:02 <@Dagmar> Use perl. 12:02 <@Dagmar> wrong chan 12:03 <@klixa> the advice to "use perl" is never in the wrong channel 12:03 <@Dagmar> No, I mean to scribble up something trivial that will let you readdir and then /[a-zA-Z0-9]+/ and rename 12:03 <@Dagmar> @#$@$ 12:04 <@Dagmar> Someone in another channel is trying to undo the effects of letting mac users name their own files 12:04 <@Dagmar> Fucking umlauts 12:04 <@oddball> They what? 12:05 <@klixa> i sometimes use emjoi's to name my files 12:05 <@klixa> emoji's* 12:05 <@klixa> :D 12:05 <@Dagmar> Yeah my exact words were "You need to beat your mac users at the sign of the first umlaut" 12:05 <@oddball> klixa: You know... I used to like you... 12:05 <@Dagmar> also "Left to their own devices they'll try to name their files with colors" 12:06 <@klixa> oddball: :/ 12:07 <@oddball> That better not be a file name! 12:07 <@klixa> name the files with colors? 12:07 * shapr names klixa orangey-red 12:07 <@klixa> it has to have*some* name 12:07 <@klixa> shapr: i am obviously a purply-red 12:07 <@shapr> yeah, that's a good point 12:09 <@klixa> oddball: the only unorthodox folder i have is one names "<3" 12:09 <@klixa> named* 12:10 <@Wilpig> not bad. tumblr reporting 4 9s uptime for the quarter 12:11 * oddball points at klixa and shouts "EEEEEVVVVIIIIIL!" 12:11 <@klixa> <3 is never evil 12:11 * klixa <3's <3 12:11 <@Dagmar> sharp: She is not of teh reddits 12:11 <@oddball> Clearly, you haven't met a certain ex of mine. 12:12 <@Dagmar> http://i.imgur.com/a7bROoJ.jpg 12:12 <@klixa> oddball: its a small world, maybe i have met her 12:13 <@oddball> Dagmar could guess which ex I'm refering to... 12:13 <@Dagmar> What, the short bitchy one? 12:14 <@oddball> yep, that one. 12:14 <@klixa> hmmm 12:14 <@Wilpig> they got the new contact support feature working in the mobile apps. lol. if you shake the fuck out of your phone while using the tumblr app it will open a ticket with support 12:14 <@Dagmar> Damnit... SAS. That's what they're called. 12:15 <@Dagmar> Wilpig: lolo 12:15 <@oddball> The military unit or the the airline? 12:15 <@Dagmar> "WHY DON'T YOU WORK MOTHERFUCKER!?!? *shakeshakeshake*" 12:16 <@shapr> because they don't PAY ME! 12:16 <@shapr> Wilpig: srsly? 12:17 <@klixa> http://cl.ly/image/3h1W3H3w0A0q 12:17 <@GateKeeper> Title: 1966957_4057267048152_1432805590_n.jpg (at cl.ly) 12:25 <@Wilpig> tumblr hackday may 8-9 12:31 <@Wilpig> haha. "booze and board games" thursday night 12:38 <@Dolemite> Ugh. The lab has pie on Main Street today in honor of Pi day. 12:38 <@Dolemite> I think the safest thing for my diet is to leave early. 12:39 < notlarry> "although the website you are accessing is encrypted the connection is not and the data you are sending can be easily read by a third party, cancel, continue?" wtf? 12:41 <@Dagmar> NotLarry: Just push the any key 12:41 <@oddball> Yeah... I've seen that happen. 12:47 <@shapr> benthemeek: did you add me on facebook? 12:52 -!- Dolemite [80db310d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.128.219.49.13] has quit [Quit: Page closed] 13:01 <@klixa> shapr: are you trying to figure out if someone is him? 13:01 <@klixa> notlarry added me but then withdrew it...maybe it was an accident... or maybe he spontanaeously decided he hated me 13:04 <@shapr> klixa: yes 13:04 <@shapr> could be 13:06 <@klixa> shapr: he and i are friends...so if i show up as a mutual friend its him 13:06 <@shapr> I'll check after I get off this code binge 13:08 <@klixa> code/s/coke 13:10 <@Wilpig> klixa: I can confirm notlarry hates you. 13:10 <@Wilpig> not sure why either 13:11 <@klixa> awe :/ 13:11 <@shapr> klixa: sorry, I only drink Pepsi products 13:13 <@Bahhumbug> Ewww. 13:14 <@Wilpig> https://rink.hockeyapp.net/recruit/761b702af3bb48c9aa824ed3dde9b0f3 13:14 <@GateKeeper> Title: Recruit – HockeyApp (at rink.hockeyapp.net) 13:30 -!- x86Daddy [~x86Daddy@32.148.21.1] has quit [Ping timeout: 252 seconds] 13:40 < notlarry> If my wife had a job I would have just quit 13:40 < notlarry> I am tired of dealing with the elderly and the mentaly dissabled. 13:41 <@Wilpig> notlarry: no matter what you do you'll still have to deal with yourself 13:46 < notlarry> Actually, no. I've been saving up medication instead of taking it now for about 5 months. I have 6 months worth of prozac, 3 months worth of xanax and 2 months worth of ambien. Then there is the 3 boxes of Warfarin. I don't think I have to deal with shit. 13:46 -!- notlarry [~notlarry@c-68-52-43-115.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has left #se2600 [] 13:50 -!- x86Daddy [~x86Daddy@32.148.21.1] has joined #se2600 14:15 <@Dagmar> I've no idea why the anticoagulant 14:23 <@klixa> anxiety maybe? 14:23 <@klixa> often, blood drugs are used for anxiety 14:26 <@Corydon76-home> Oh, Amazon, you amuse me so much... This was just removed from Amazon, because it was deemed a sexual health product... https://www.mtadistributors.com/family/Concrete_Vibrator_GX35_Honda/189216 14:26 <@GateKeeper> Title: MTA Distributors - Concrete Vibrator, GX35 Honda #HM300CH (at www.mtadistributors.com) 14:28 <@klixa> is amzon not pro sexual health? 14:28 <@benthemeek> Guys I have a weird problem I need a suggestion on. We have a vendor providing us with data on healthcare patients in a XSD xml format. So rather than give me a record per patient they are giving me a database with tables described and laid out containing those patients. I have no idea what to do with this data. Does anyone have any experience or can they point me to what the term is to import this XSD/XML data into a database might be? 14:28 <@shapr> OH BOY 14:29 <@benthemeek> Im lost 14:29 * shapr sends google maps to benthemeek 14:29 <@benthemeek> and google search pulls up all kinds of stuff 14:29 <@benthemeek> but I cant find anything about this process or what its called 14:29 <@klixa> http://xmlgrid.net/genXml.html ? 14:29 <@GateKeeper> Title: Generate XML From Schema xsd - Online Generator (at xmlgrid.net) 14:30 <@shapr> klixa: easy enough to do 14:31 <@benthemeek> I just have never heard of transfering data this way! You give them the database instead of the actual record per patient? 14:31 <@benthemeek> It just sound sbizarre but they say this is the normal way to do things now 14:31 <@klixa> i like the idea of an antire database better than individual records 14:31 <@shapr> benthemeek: most databases can import XML directly 14:31 <@klixa> seems more efficient 14:32 <@shapr> If they've already given you the table schemas, you should be good to go. 14:32 <@benthemeek> Well if I coudl automate this to a mysql dump I could get the data i need directly 14:32 <@benthemeek> klixa: i agree, it is cool. But I need to get it to a format that I can query against to pull the information i want 14:32 <@shapr> http://stackoverflow.com/questions/5491056/how-to-import-xml-file-into-mysql-database-table-using-xml-load-function 14:32 <@GateKeeper> Title: How to import XML file into MySQL database table using XML_LOAD(); function - Stack Overflow (at stackoverflow.com) 14:33 <@benthemeek> hmmm thats a good find shapr 14:34 <@benthemeek> but I need something to build all the table relationships from the xsd file first before i pull the data in 14:35 <@shapr> I thought they gave you a databaase with tables described and laid out? 14:35 <@benthemeek> (sitting in my boss's office and semmingly hitting dead end after dead end 14:35 <@benthemeek> They gave me an xsd file that does 14:35 <@benthemeek> do I manully build the 40 tables and throw in all the keys and relationships? I mean that seems like something I need to import to 14:35 <@benthemeek> I will dig into it more 14:36 <@shapr> http://stackoverflow.com/questions/11531266/using-xml-and-xsd-to-create-a-populated-database 14:36 <@GateKeeper> Title: mysql - Using XML and XSD to create a populated database - Stack Overflow (at stackoverflow.com) 14:36 <@shapr> benthemeek: Anymore questions? :-) 14:37 < aestetix> shapr: I have a bunch of questions for you 14:37 <@shapr> aestetix: Ooh, ask me! 14:37 * shapr hops excitedly 14:37 < aestetix> Do you get aroused when you smell a fart? 14:37 <@shapr> aestetix: Lemme guess, you're going to say that and then go away for the weekend? 14:37 <@shapr> aestetix: no. 14:38 <@shapr> Any other questions? That was only one! 14:38 < aestetix> Do you prefer baby poop or adult poop? 14:39 <@benthemeek> Thank you shapr, its a start 14:39 <@shapr> aestetix: neither 14:39 <@shapr> Is that all you got? 14:39 < aestetix> shapr: non-answer. 14:39 <@shapr> sometimes that's what you get 14:40 <@Dagmar> dafuq 14:40 < aestetix> I keep hearing that from women too. 14:40 <@Dagmar> the xsd should contain the data 14:40 <@shapr> not necessarily 14:40 <@Dagmar> Could be I need more caffiene 14:40 <@shapr> But most of the time when you get those sorts of files the DTD and the data are in the same file together. 14:41 <@Dagmar> OKay yeah I'm a spaz. 14:41 <@Dagmar> All of it could be in the XML 14:41 <@Dagmar> Schema in an XSD tho... ouch 14:41 <@shapr> I prefer xml schemas over DTDs. 14:41 <@shapr> Having built both at different times. 14:42 <@Dagmar> I prefer mysqldumps 14:42 <@benthemeek> Dagmar: Yes that would make things much easier 14:42 <@klixa> benthemeek: http://xsd2db.sourceforge.net is that helpful? 14:42 <@GateKeeper> Title: XSD2DB (at xsd2db.sourceforge.net) 14:42 <@Dagmar> Look on the bright side 14:43 <@Dagmar> At least reading XML with perl is stupidly fucking easy 14:43 <@benthemeek> klixa: yes i am looking at that now. Hate that it outputs to microsfot format though 14:43 <@klixa> benthemeek: well, explain ecalty what you want 14:43 <@klixa> cause whatever you want , it exists 14:43 <@benthemeek> yeah im almost to that point dagmar. just go search every xml for the record i need and tie them together in one file for processing 14:44 <@Dagmar> Unelss it's just VAST amounts of data, you might want to just go ahead and pull it into XML::Simple, spew it back out with Data::Dumper, and then start working on the lines needed to shove that shit in via DBI 14:45 <@Dagmar> The first two steps there are just to massage the data into a structure you can see 14:46 <@benthemeek> They delivered this to me in like 40 different files that the xsd describes the relationship to the others 14:46 * klixa goes back to washing her hair and painting her nails.... 14:46 <@Dagmar> Oh jesus 14:47 <@shapr> benthemeek: Do you only need data from one place or something? 14:48 <@benthemeek> klixa: No, thanks for trying really. I'm pretty desperate 14:48 <@benthemeek> the government provides this data to this vendor in some format 14:48 <@benthemeek> I have to get it into my system 14:49 <@klixa> what system are you using 14:49 <@benthemeek> We have asked about other methods and they say well everyone knows what to do with this 14:49 <@benthemeek> To which i look like a deer in the headlights 14:49 <@benthemeek> our own custom built 14:49 <@klixa> what format do you usually get your data in? 14:49 <@benthemeek> but if I can get it into a format that I can work with I can handle the converstion 14:50 <@klixa> what formats can you handle? 14:50 <@benthemeek> honestly it will probaly be flat files in comma delimited format 14:50 <@benthemeek> then we strip what we need etc 14:51 <@Corydon76-home> benthemeek: if it's a big file, I'd strong suggest writing something using XML::Twig 14:51 <@shapr> I'd use Haskell or Python myself :-P 14:51 < aestetix> yeah I need a secretary 14:51 <@klixa> aestetix: for what 14:51 < aestetix> what was it Corydon76-home said..... they handle distractions for you 14:52 <@Corydon76-home> That's an event based model, where you get records upon parsing the closing tags of each element, rather than a lot of other tools which load and parse the whole damn file in memory 14:52 <@klixa> aestetix: i will be your secretary starting NOW: 14:52 <@klixa> penis 14:52 < aestetix> klixa: so that I can focus on on thing for more than 10 minutes without getting nagged about something 14:52 < aestetix> lol 14:52 <@Corydon76-home> When I dealt with Walmart, they consistently had major fail when they tried parsing our XML files by loading the whole thing into memory 14:53 <@benthemeek> Well thank you all for suggestions I will keep digging 14:53 <@shapr> vaina 14:54 <@klixa> shapr: are you my co-secretary 14:56 <@shapr> If mean I am the dual of a secretary, then yes. 14:56 <@shapr> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dual_(category_theory) 14:57 <@klixa> i dont want to have duals with you 14:57 <@shapr> if a statement is true about C, then its dual statement is true about C^op 14:57 <@klixa> wow, i had no idea you were autistic 14:58 <@shapr> no, I said ARTISTIC 14:58 <@klixa> no, artistic is your dual quality 14:58 <@klixa> cause u \O f = r\O f 14:59 <@klixa> so shaprO is artistic, but shapr is autistic 14:59 <@shapr> :-P 15:00 < aestetix> klixa: can you do that a few more times 15:00 < aestetix> having a lot of stressful things today so I don't have time for it 15:00 <@klixa> aestetix: sure, i will space them out to mke them appear spntanaeous tho 15:00 < aestetix> ok 15:01 < aestetix> maybe toss in a penis here or there 15:01 < aestetix> since i know you like them 15:01 < aestetix> oh wait you were saying penis 15:01 < aestetix> yeah you can see why I need this help 15:02 <@klixa> aestetix: go do your work...i got this 15:03 -!- NoFault1 [~NoFault@c-68-47-228-247.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 15:07 -!- NoFault [~NoFault@c-68-47-228-247.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] 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aestetix> How are those questions embarassing? 20:22 < aestetix> You either answer it, or say "I don't want to answer it" 20:23 <@klixa> ok then delete the word embarassing 20:26 -!- Netsplit *.net <-> *.split quits: rattle 20:26 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 20:26 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 20:27 < aestetix> I think Corydon76-home actually enjoys sharing his sex stories 20:29 <@SuMo_D> I could see that 20:35 <@Dagmar> So... would you wake up screaming? 20:35 -!- Netsplit over, joins: rattle 20:44 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Write error: Connection reset by peer] 20:44 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 20:44 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 21:21 <@Wilpig> just got a call from my buddy jay. he's got a skype interview for a job near here next week 21:33 <@klixa> is he from tn/ky ? 21:35 <@SuMo_D> that's awesome Wilpig 21:36 <@Wilpig> chicago 21:37 <@SuMo_D> cool 21:42 <@SuMo_D> http://www.worldscienceu.com/science_unplugged/videos/in-20-seconds-or-less-what-are-the-fundamental-laws-of-physics 21:42 <@SuMo_D> win 22:24 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 22:38 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 22:44 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 22:44 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 22:44 <@Wilpig> http://accidentalgoatse.tumblr.com/ 22:44 <@GateKeeper> Title: Accidental Goatse (at accidentalgoatse.tumblr.com) 22:48 <@Wilpig> 22:47 < aj> I had to urbandictionary both, goatse and rule34 :\ 22:48 <@Wilpig> 22:47 * wilbur slaps aj 22:48 <@Wilpig> 22:47 < wilbur> gtfo! 22:48 <@Wilpig> 22:47 < aj> even on the blog I didnt understand what they were "opening" 22:48 <@Wilpig> 22:47 < dangermike> someone needs to teach you how to internet, son 22:48 <@Wilpig> 22:47 < aj> but now it makes sense 22:48 <@Wilpig> 22:47 < aj> LOL 22:48 <@Wilpig> 22:47 < wilbur> don't address him. just point to the door 22:48 <@Wilpig> 22:48 < gabe> HAHAH 22:59 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has joined #se2600 22:59 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o klixa] by ChanServ 23:23 -!- Guest18681 [~diz@c-76-22-170-8.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: leaving] 23:33 -!- nachoguy [~boster@198.46.132.189] has quit [Ping timeout: 252 seconds] --- Log closed Sat Mar 15 00:00:04 2014