--- Log opened Thu Mar 06 00:00:57 2014
00:03 <@klixa> i stumbled on a geek dating sight...and its fucking hilarious
00:04 < NoFault1> oh?
00:04 <@klixa> http://www.gk2gk.com/default.aspx
00:04 <@GateKeeper> Title: Geek 2 Geek (at www.gk2gk.com)
00:04 <@klixa> reading these peoples profiles makes me feel better about myself..like this one "some high school" lmfao
00:05 < NoFault1> meh you have to register
00:05 <@klixa> i was watching a quuenseyche youtube video and a link popped up...and, i am a compulsive link clicker
00:05 <@klixa> you dont have to register ot click people
00:05 <@klixa> i didnt register
00:05 <@klixa> f*** thta
00:05 < NoFault1> dude has a banana held like a phone
00:07 <@klixa> hehe
00:07 <@klixa> oh yeah, mr "I'm a formerly-athletic super-geek"
00:07 <@klixa> aka banana phone dude
00:08 < NoFault1> " I listen to about anything accept country."
00:08 <@klixa> well, they arent the one for me then...i like country :|
00:08 < NoFault1> immediately followed by "I consider myself to be extremely in intelligent and well read."
00:09 < NoFault1> Yeah nope closing that, that is a time sink
00:09 <@klixa> well, i had nothing beter going on
00:09 <@klixa> and the first profil made me laught...so i clicked anoyther
00:09 <@klixa> and same thing
00:10 <@klixa> im wearing a hoodie with baby pee on it tho...i guess i prolly dont have much room to mock others :/
00:11 < NoFault1> http://betaboston.com/news/2014/03/05/a-vast-hidden-surveillance-network-runs-across-america-powered-by-the-repo-industry/
00:11 <@GateKeeper> Title: A vast hidden surveillance network runs across America, powered by the repo industry | BetaBoston (at betaboston.com)
00:13 <@RangerZ> ofcourse
00:13 <@RangerZ> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1053424/
00:13 <@GateKeeper> Title: Repo Men (2010) - IMDb (at www.imdb.com)
00:13 <@RangerZ> documentary about it
00:13 <@RangerZ> -_-
00:14 < NoFault1> RangerZ: Hmm, how did I miss that one
00:15 <@klixa> shapr: shapr shapr
00:15 <@RangerZ> the trailer looked interesting, but it was 'ehh' in reviews, etc
00:16 < NoFault1> Have you watched it?
00:16 <@RangerZ> nah
00:17 <@RangerZ> and obviously its a drama
00:17 <@RangerZ> not a doc
00:17 <@klixa> did psycho lady get unbanned?
00:17 <@RangerZ> lol
00:17 <@RangerZ> klixa: she can unban herself
00:17 <@RangerZ> she has op rights
00:17 <@klixa> cause psycholady has stats for today on the se2600 page
00:17 <@klixa> RangerZ: Wilpig said he took them away
00:17 <@RangerZ> ohh
00:17 <@RangerZ> damn, I should have been paying attention
00:18 <@klixa> well, he *might* have given them back or maybe someone else did, i just know this says last seen today
00:18 <@RangerZ> she has close friends in the current administration
00:18 <@RangerZ> thats what protects her
00:18 <@klixa> im not sure how she managed that...shes insane
00:19 <@RangerZ> but its like a alcoholic  addict, she needs an intervention...
00:19 <@RangerZ> she is actually _semi_ reasonable when she isn't on a fucking rampage
00:19 <@RangerZ> (when I think she is drunk TBH)
00:19 <@RangerZ> seems she always pisses people off when she is alone drinking late at night
00:20 <@RangerZ> which makes me feel sad for her more than angry most of the time
00:25 <@oddball> Ummm... she's still listed as being banned
00:28 <@klixa> im not sure its just when she drinks, but i dont know for sure
00:28 <@klixa> you're right tho, she has times when shes perfeclty sane and decent
00:31 <@klixa> reading the rasndom quotes is funny
00:48 <@RangerZ> so here is a question for you all, if a site, like facebook, was using your PC as a node in a 'volunteer' type network, to process in the background images
00:48 <@RangerZ> such as facial recognition in js in background hidden frames
00:49 <@RangerZ> would you accept that if amazon did it, but gave you some credit for doing it?
00:51 < NoFault1> What kind of credit?
00:53 <@oddball> RangerZ: Given that broadband companies are now capping network usage for home end connections?  I wouldn't.
00:53 <@RangerZ> NoFault1: I dunno, general random thought experiment
00:53 <@RangerZ> maybe 1c/hr
00:53 < NoFault1> oddball: What do you mean by now, that has been going on for some time
00:54 <@RangerZ> where 1c(credit) is valid for some $ off prime
00:54 <@RangerZ> nofault, not really for _me_
00:54 <@RangerZ> until I moved down here
00:55 <@oddball> NoFault1: It's only been in the last year or so around here... and we're still one of Comcast's "trial markets."
00:56 < NoFault1> RangerZ: For large scale adoption the reward would have to lead to something tangible. The scale of the credit would be critical as too little would be seen as not worthwhile and too much would result in a higher rate of attempts to abuse the system. Safeguards clearly a must.
00:57 < NoFault1> RangerZ: Personally, I am not a fan of any kind of facial recognition short of locally on my system to help sort my personal photos.
00:57 <@RangerZ> well it doesn't have to be facial reco
00:57 <@RangerZ> just 'something'
00:57 <@RangerZ> could be giant map reduce problems
00:57 <@RangerZ> or w/e
00:58 < NoFault1> oddball: I have paperwork from Comcast going back 3/4 years listing a soft cap. Are you saying there is a hard cap now?
00:58 <@RangerZ> yes
00:58 <@RangerZ> you get 3 mo of going over
00:58 <@RangerZ> then they charge you 10$ per 50GB you use
00:58 <@RangerZ> or 'something' like that now
00:59 <@RangerZ> personally i just fucking want google fiber
01:04 < NoFault1> Hmm, just read the TaC from when I had my service turned on here three years ago and there is mention of "throttling as needed to preserve the integrity of the network" but no specific numbers regarding service caps.
01:05 <@RangerZ> TaC has been updated
01:05 <@RangerZ> you should read that too
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01:05 < NoFault1> Yes, I know I read that a few months ago.
01:05 <@RangerZ> they _always_ put that in there that they can, etc
01:05 < NoFault1> I couldn't remember if there was actual caps in the original TaC
01:05 < aestetix> oh hai
01:05 < NoFault1> s/was/were
01:06 < NoFault1> aestetix: Greetings and salutations.
01:08 <@klixa> RangerZ: im not sure if i would care
01:09 < NoFault1> Unrelated: So if I have a dual IPv4 vps and use it for debian/irssi but only setup irssi for one of the ip's is there a way to find out the other ip address using the first?
01:14 <@RangerZ> http://blogs.msdn.com/b/directx/p/directx12.aspx
01:14 <@GateKeeper> Title: MSDN Blogs (at blogs.msdn.com)
01:14 <@RangerZ> ohh goodie
01:15 <@RangerZ> :/
01:17 < aestetix> NoFault1: I yield the rest of my time to Roger Sherman
01:21 < aestetix> peepeenis
01:24 <@klixa> we're not neighbors anymore aestetix, i moved to fremont
01:28 <@klixa> its amazing how much cleaner and more chill it is down here
01:30 < aestetix> no!
01:30 < NoFault1> aestetix: lol
01:31 < aestetix> klixa: but you don't have the clouds of marijuana floating in the streets
01:31 <@klixa> um...thats a good thing
01:34 < aestetix> you don't like pot?
01:34 <@klixa> no i dont
01:34 <@klixa> i used to....but i had a bad experience with blue cheese
01:38 < aestetix> I wonder if Mr Rogers was ever in a porno
01:38 <@klixa> aestetix: have you been in a porno?
01:39 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: No, he was not
01:39 < aestetix> klixa: yes
01:39 <@klixa> im getting contradictory info here
01:39 < aestetix> Corydon76-home: how do you know?
01:40 <@Corydon76-home> It's possible that somebody has imitated his style in a porno
01:40 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: Remember that he was an Episcopalian minister, and the church never would have stood for that.
01:40 <@klixa> oh wait... Corydon76-home was sayng mr rogers was not
01:40 <@klixa> ok
01:41 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: that's what I address people directly.  To reduce confusion.
01:41 <@klixa> aestetix: did many people see your porno or was it a private one for just you and person/people i it?
01:42 <@klixa> Corydon76-home: i thought you were answering it about him, because you said his nick... i thought it was odd...it being odd should have made me realise i was misunderstanding
01:42  * NoFault1 chuckles
01:42 < aestetix> klixa: well that depends
01:43 < aestetix> I've been in many pornos not doing a sex act
01:43 < aestetix> But I've also been in a porno doing a sex act unintentionally
01:43 <@klixa> how do such things happen aestetix? is it the marijunaa?
01:43 < aestetix> no
01:43 <@Corydon76-home> You just _had_ to get his cock in your mouth, didn't you?
01:43 < aestetix> The sex act was intentional, I wasn't aware it was being recorded.
01:44 <@klixa> aestetix: how do you feel about that
01:44 < aestetix> klixa: I'm actually happy it happened because of how it played out
01:44 < aestetix> I was getting a blowjob while wearing a Richard Nixon mask
01:44 <@klixa> haha
01:45 < aestetix> (the same Nixon mask I later got signed by Daniel Ellsberg)
01:45 <@Corydon76-home> There's a guy in Vegas who recorded me plowing his ass, so I guess I've also been in a porno
01:46 <@klixa> me too...private one tho...not shared with people
01:46 < aestetix> klixa: link?
01:47 <@klixa> private
01:47 < aestetix> I'll show you mine if you show me yours
01:47 <@klixa> you're wearing a mask...i am not
01:47 < aestetix> you can just pretend I'm actually nixon
01:47 <@klixa> yeah no
01:47 < aestetix> Corydon76-home: would you bang me if I were wearing a Nixon mask?
01:48 < aestetix> I'm actually unsure if that's similar to saying "Would you bang Richard Nixon"
01:48 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: do you have the first clue about how to clean your ass out?
01:49 < aestetix> Would you bang Nixon if he had a clean ass?
01:49 <@Corydon76-home> While I'm sure there are guys out there with no compunction about getting shit on their dicks, I'm not one of them
01:49 <@klixa> Corydon76-home: you piqued my curiosity
01:49 <@Corydon76-home> A young Nixon, yes.  An old Nixon, no.
01:49 <@klixa> Corydon76-home: how do *your peopel* cleant themselves
01:49 <@klixa> *your people* was to be funny, for teh record
01:49 < aestetix> klixa: interested in anal sex?
01:50 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: There's multiple methods.  Usually the first involves squatting in the shower.
01:50 <@klixa> aestetix: no...but interedted in hygeine
01:50 <@Corydon76-home> But an anal douche is usually part of it
01:50 <@klixa> Corydon76-home: do you use a normal douche for that?
01:50 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: I forget what they're called
01:51 <@klixa> ok, so something special then
01:51 < aestetix> Corydon76-home: how often do you clean your ass?
01:51 <@RangerZ> ohh yes... PN would be so family friendly, with anal douching discussions being _likely_
01:51 <@Corydon76-home> It's a standard kit from the pharmacy
01:51 < aestetix> RangerZ: I think Corydon76-home is prepping for his talk
01:51 <@klixa> RangerZ: ya know...hygeine _is_ family friendly
01:51 <@klixa> his reasons for the hygeine are another story
01:51 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: _I_ don't.  I don't have receptive anal sex.
01:51 < aestetix> http://thehealthybear.com/a-guide-to-douching/
01:52 <@RangerZ> my understanding of female douching is that it was generally _not_ good for females to do it
01:52 <@RangerZ> (non anal)
01:52 <@klixa> RangerZ: its not good... it messes with the ph balance
01:52 <@Corydon76-home> http://www.bryanboy.com/bryanboy_le_superstar_fab/2007/03/douching_101_br.html
01:52 <@GateKeeper> Title: Douching 101: Bryanboy's Guide to Cleaning Your Ass Before Engaging in Anal Sex | Bryanboy.com Fashion Blog (at www.bryanboy.com)
01:52 <@klixa> and it unnecesary
01:52 < aestetix> why didn't it bring up the title for me
01:53 <@RangerZ> aestetix: GateKeeper grabs a title string
01:53 <@RangerZ> that if it isn't there, it won't display
01:54 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: the word I couldn't remember was enema
01:54 <@klixa> aestetix: for teh sequel....get a horsehead mask...i have a camera...and Dagmar will produce it
01:54 <@klixa> Corydon76-home: ah...ok
01:54 <@RangerZ> he has to have two sock puppets on each arm though
01:57 < aestetix> klixa: are you wearing the horsehead mask or am I?
01:57 <@klixa> yeah and 2 sockpuppets... one repesents Ignorance...the other Want
01:57 <@klixa> aestetix: you would be wearing the horeshead mask
01:57 < aestetix> ok
01:57 < aestetix> are you wearing a mask?
01:58 < aestetix> also, will you be pitcher or catcher?
01:58  * NoFault1 wonders if his boss will let him work mornings on 2600 meeting days....
01:58 <@klixa> aestetix: well, since you are wearing a mask...i guess you will pitch
01:59 <@klixa> NoFault1: let you? are you trying to avoid meetings?
02:00 < NoFault1> klixa: haven't been to one yet, I work 12:30-9:30
02:00 <@klixa> i havent been to one either cause im in cali
02:02 <@Corydon76-home> NoFault1: what kind of work do you do?
02:02 <@klixa> NoFault1: oh you mean let...as in work mornings instead of noght
02:02 < NoFault1> klixa: yeah
02:02 <@klixa> it took me a minute to understand, lol
02:02 < NoFault1> Corydon76-home: Desktop/Server Support and Systems Analysis
02:03 <@Corydon76-home> Ah, I do the second and third, but the first is left to others
02:03 <@Corydon76-home> Can't effectively do desktop support from home
02:04 < NoFault1> Corydon76-home: and I am the only person on my team who interacts with our security ops center and I work to refine the end user experience. Team of 11 supporting ~5k users tier 3+
02:04 <@Corydon76-home> Fun
02:05 < NoFault1> Corydon76-home: did I mention I hate my job?
02:05 <@Corydon76-home> My company is < 50 people
02:05 < NoFault1> Oh no thats just our business unit, our company is 50k+
02:06 <@Corydon76-home> We're a distributor.  My primary role is to aid in shipping product out the door.
02:06 < aestetix> klixa: when do we make our porno?
02:06 <@Corydon76-home> But currently, I'm working on a product to help AR collect past due amounts
02:07 < NoFault1> I'll trade you, I'm on a project I dub "Race against the 8th"
02:07 < aestetix> Corydon76-home: do you use butt plugs at all?
02:07 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: For the umpteenth time, I'm a top.  I don't receive.
02:08 < aestetix> You've never received?
02:08 <@Corydon76-home> I have, which is how I know I'm a top.
02:08 < aestetix> What was it like when you recieved?
02:08 <@RangerZ> constipated
02:08 <@RangerZ> lol
02:08 < aestetix> Chocolate rain?
02:09 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: for me, it was painful, but good to be able to provide pleasure to my sexual partner
02:09 <@Corydon76-home> However, I know a lot of bottoms who don't view the experience as painful at all
02:10 < aestetix> Do you usually use a condom? Or do you prefer bareback?
02:10 <@Corydon76-home> There's probably some genetic component to whether you're able to receive anal sex and find it pleasurable
02:10 < aestetix> I kind of wonder how condoms act against the anal lining
02:10 <@Corydon76-home> In other words, if there are multiple gay guys in a family, and one is a bottom, chances are, they all are
02:11 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: that's why you use lube
02:12 < aestetix> Do guys fart a lot when you're fucking them?
02:12 <@Corydon76-home> No, hardly ever
02:12 < aestetix> Like, actual gas release, father than the fart noises
02:12 < aestetix> Wow, they must clean really well
02:12 <@Corydon76-home> Well, yeah.  Typically, they're cleaning the whole colon
02:13 <@Corydon76-home> Because they don't want anything to slip down to the area where there's action
02:13 < aestetix> Sounds lke ther's a lot of prep involved. It's not just "hey you're hot, let's fuck"
02:14 <@Corydon76-home> and fart noises only happen when you slip out and allow air in
02:14 <@Corydon76-home> Yes, there is.  A lot of bottoms eat after sex, because they've gone without food for 8 hours, just so there's no trace of shit.
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02:15 <@Corydon76-home> rattleX: beware, this conversation is X rated
02:15 < aestetix> Do you hook up at parties ever?
02:15 < aestetix> haha
02:15 <@Corydon76-home> I have, yes, but typically if I do, I'm drunk
02:15 < aestetix> I notice that Dagmar is not commenting
02:16 < aestetix> Corydon76-home: so if you're drunk, poo on your dick doesn't bother you as much?
02:16 <@Corydon76-home> It bothers me whether I'm drunk or not
02:16 <@Corydon76-home> Usually, though, being drunk negates anal sex
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02:16 < aestetix> bye bye rattle
02:17 <@Corydon76-home> Alcohol makes it difficult to have a raging erection, which is important to be able to enter a tight ass
02:18 < aestetix> Well, you could always take viagra
02:18 <@Corydon76-home> I have never taken that
02:18 < NoFault1> O_o
02:18 < aestetix> Doesn't the lube also help you enter the ass?
02:19 <@Corydon76-home> Typically, anything which aids in maintaining an erection has a dependency effect, in that you will no longer be able to achieve an erection without its use
02:19 <@Corydon76-home> No, the lube reduces friction once you're in
02:19 < aestetix> sex on mdma has a similar effect
02:19 <@Corydon76-home> It's also true for cock rings
02:19 < aestetix> That makes sense.
02:20 < aestetix> Do you use cock rings much?
02:20 <@Corydon76-home> Lube is pretty much required to prevent the receiver from getting sore before the giver achieves orgasm
02:20 <@Corydon76-home> Nope
02:21 <@Corydon76-home> I try to be completely without any assistance until I absolutely need them
02:21 < aestetix> Do you like it when your partner clenches his ass? Or does that hurt your cock?
02:22 <@Corydon76-home> I have met one or two guys who think the soreness is hot, and prefer sex without lube
02:22 <@Corydon76-home> Depends upon how tight the ass is when someone does it
02:22 < aestetix> ouch
02:23 <@Corydon76-home> If the guy is new at it, his ass usually stays pretty tight throughout the act, and so there's no need for him to clench
02:23 < aestetix> How long does it normally take you to cum?
02:23 <@RangerZ> b/c he doesn't relax?
02:23 <@Corydon76-home> But guys who are very experienced can actually get looser than the size of the cock in their ass, and so clenching may help tighten it back up
02:24 < aestetix> that makes sense
02:24 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: depends upon the guy
02:24 <@Corydon76-home> I can usually orgasm with Peaches pretty quickly.  Other guys, it may take me half an hour or more
02:25 < aestetix> wow
02:25 < aestetix> that's endurance
02:25 <@Corydon76-home> No, that's not being excited enough to climax
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02:26 <@Corydon76-home> I actually have to know someone and care about them in order to climax.
02:26 <@Corydon76-home> Yes, I've actually faked an orgasm with a few guys, because it just wasn't doing it for me
02:27 < aestetix> how do you fake an orgasm
02:27 <@Corydon76-home> Not difficult, you just flex the head a couple times, so it feels to them like your shooting your wad
02:28 <@Corydon76-home> Since you're wearing a condom, there's no chance they'll notice the lack of liquid
02:28 < aestetix> Aren't there other things? Like breathing, pacing, etc?
02:29 <@Corydon76-home> A few groans do the trick
02:29 <@Corydon76-home> Then you look down, smile, and thank them, then slowly pull out.
02:30 < aestetix> And you can just automatically go soft?
02:30 <@Corydon76-home> Well, yeah.  Once you pull the condom off, and the cold air hits your dick, it'll go down somewhat.
02:31 < aestetix> on that note, I'm gonna go to sleep
02:31 <@Corydon76-home> Besides, the guy is usually too concerned with mopping up all the lube that you crammed in his ass to notice
02:32 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: Bullshit.  You're going to use this knowledge tonight to try to fuck a guy.
02:33 <@Corydon76-home> and if you can't, you're going to fake an orgasm, exactly as I've detailed.
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06:31 <@Wilpig> http://pornhubcampaign.tumblr.com/
06:31 <@GateKeeper> Title: Pornhub Creative Director Challenge - Do you have what it takes to become Creative Director of Pornhub? (at pornhubcampaign.tumblr.com)
07:39 <@Wilpig> lol.  just walked into the dc office and found... one of the network engineers staring at me on the inflatable matress
08:20 <@Catonic> lol
08:38 <@Shadow404> uh...
09:02 <@Dickie> Finally got the courage up
09:02 <@Dickie> I say reward him
09:02 <@Dickie> Throw him a bone
09:04 <@Wilpig> I have no idea what time the other two network engineer dudes left but they left our office a fuckin' mess
09:07 <@Dickie> Leave passive aggressive notes
09:16 <@Shadow404> poop on there work desk
09:17 <@Shadow404> their
09:30 <@shapr> Good morning peoples!
09:30  * Wilpig kicks shapr in the nuts
09:31 <@shapr> ow?
09:31 <@Wilpig> trying to lower your morning quality to the rest of ours
09:31 <@shapr> Thanks :-) that's so kind of you
09:32 <@Wilpig> just doing my part
09:32 <@Shadow404> yeah, diaf shapr
09:32  * shapr sniffles piteously
09:32 <@shapr> I could tell you my tales of woe, would that help you feel better?
09:33 <@Wilpig> we don't wanna start that.  we're both gonna end up looking like giant pussies if we go down that road
09:33 <@shapr> heh
09:33 <@Dagmar> My morning was pretty okay so far, other than an assassination attempt by a large sheet of ice coming off someone's hood
09:33 <@Dickie> My opinion of you all is low enough.
09:33  * shapr hugs Dickie 
09:33  * Dickie bursts into confetti
09:33 <@shapr> yay!
09:33 <@shapr> confetti cannon!
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09:37 <@benthemeek> *crickets*
09:38 <@Wilpig> benthemeek comes back and attracted bugs. sheesh
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09:44 <@Dagmar> Okay, yeah, i'm definitely giving up arson for Lent.
09:44 <@benthemeek> Dagmar: Good Idea. It's over rated anyway
09:49 <@Dagmar> benthemeek: No it's not.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKbPu4OCax4
09:49 <@GateKeeper> Title: Mc 900 Ft Jesus - The City Sleeps - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
09:50 <@benthemeek> My wife related an exchange my an atheist woman friend to her coworker yesterday who saw the ashes on the coworkers forehead.... "You've got dirt on your face". *blink**blink* "It's part of my religion..." O.o "But there is dirt on your head!" (she had never heard of ash wednesday before)
09:52 <@Dagmar> Well, I was actually suprised to see someone with ash on their forehead yesterday
09:52 <@Dagmar> I just thought to myself "Must be part of some weird religious rite."
10:07 <@Corydon76-home> Dagmar: and you were right
10:07 <@Dagmar> Yep.  Heh.
10:07 <@Dagmar> I saw somethhing on the news last night about Ash Wednesday and said "Aha."
10:08 <@klixa> benthemeek: 3 more days until the Neil DeGrasse Tyson Cosmos
10:09 <@Dagmar> ...and fuck this Caleb Kulpa guy
10:13 <@Corydon76-home> Once you leave the sanctuary, if you leave the ash on your forehead, it's effectively the same as praying in public
10:14 <@klixa> Corydon76-home: so it's considered to be a way of showing off/bragging/trying to seem better than others?
10:15 <@Corydon76-home> Essentially you're marking yourself as being religious
10:16 <@Dickie> Posturing
10:16 <@Corydon76-home> See Matthew 6:5-6
10:16 <@klixa> oh, well that's not quite the sane thing then... some , um... chuches/people/whatever consider it bad to do anythign in public...and feel it's insincere and showy
10:16 <@Dagmar> That's not why the ash is there, but whatever
10:17 <@klixa> the ash is there cause they have no lotion :|
10:17 <@Dagmar> It's to commemorate a time when the Jesus in Israel ran out of lotion?
10:17 <@Dagmar> er Jews
10:18 <@klixa> yes
10:18 <@Corydon76-home> Dagmar: If the ash was placed on an area normally covered by clothing, very few would do it.  The whole point is to show off how religious you are
10:18 <@Corydon76-home> I think the ash should be placed on your heart, for example
10:19 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: You know why some churches feel that way?  Because it's a Jesus commandment
10:19 <@Corydon76-home> Read Matthew 6:5-6
10:20 <@Corydon76-home> I know the Gideons have placed a Bible in the room there with you
10:20 <@klixa> the bible also says dont have xmas trees
10:20 <@klixa> which i find hilarious
10:21 <@klixa> Jeremiah 10:3-4 , if anyone wants to check that
10:21 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: given that Christmas trees are a pagan tradition that didn't come into contact with the Romans until long after the death of Christ, I find it difficult to believe the Bible says anything of the sort
10:22 <@klixa> diccicult or not Corydon76-home, it's there  Jeremiah 10:3-4
10:23 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: that passage talks of a woodcarving.  What was the last Christmas tree you saw that was carved?
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10:23 <@Neoteric> i need to be less idle on so many goddamn irc nets
10:24  * Corydon76-home licks Neoteric
10:24 <@klixa> Corydon76-home: to me it sounds like they are talking about a decorated tree...
10:24 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: It's very explicit about carving
10:24 <@Corydon76-home> It's talking about a carved idol
10:25 <@Corydon76-home> Not a re-erected tree
10:25 <@Dagmar> What was the name on the handle of that axe from the Steven King movie?
10:25 <@klixa> Corydon76-home: yeah, i don't think it's that obvious... i learned about it when looking at stuff specifically talking about christmas (someone else had compiled it) and its on many lists like that...
10:25 <@Dagmar> Matthew Mcconahey (spelled wrong) was in nit
10:25 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: Pull out your Bible
10:25 <@Dagmar> OTIS.
10:25 <@Corydon76-home> That's what I did
10:25 <@Dagmar> That was it.
10:25 <@benthemeek> Corydon76-home: The spirit of the law is dont indulge in any other traditions but ours
10:25 <@Dagmar> It doesn't take much to set me off this morning.
10:25 <@benthemeek> So essentually "no christmas trees"
10:26 <@Corydon76-home> benthemeek: the preceding verse is specifically about idols
10:26 <@Dagmar> Some fucking dimmwit posts this to my G+ page... as a "counter-argument":
10:26 <@Dagmar> "You are traveling from east coast USA to the UK. When you board your flight you turn your phone off. When you arrive in the UK you power your phone back up and log into Ingress. Since your last recorded location was east coast USA, should your account be instantly erased?"
10:26 <@benthemeek> Yes but the idea in hebrew culture is to not follow any other ways but the Lord your god
10:27 <@Dagmar> ...and it's making me want to go down to the hardware store and buy a two foot length of steel pipe with a bend at one end (the 'Classic' lead pipe) and then go have 'OTIS' engraved on it.
10:27 <@Dagmar> Just to hunt stupid people with.
10:28 <@klixa> Corydon76-home: ok...it's an idol... i thought it was a christmas tree... but after hearing you and then looking up some more stuff, i believe you
10:29 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: there are a lot of people who like taking verses out of context and then saying it means one thing, when, in fact, it means something completely different
10:29 <@klixa> Corydon76-home: even when i read stuff IN context at times, it confuses me... i guess because the "holy spirit" doesnt speak to me directly :|
10:30 <@benthemeek> Corydon76-home: Not that I have a dog in the fight anymore, but the broader context of all the rules and bylaws is dont participate in any other tradition but ours
10:30 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: It's because it was written in another language for a completely different culture several thousand years ago, where things like slavery were perfectly okay.  We've moved on as a species, but the words don't get updated
10:30 <@benthemeek> A few books before we see the hebrews commiting infanticide to the God abilech etc
10:30 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: Unless you're fluent in ancient Hebrew and ancient Greek, you're reading a translation.
10:31 <@Corydon76-home> benthemeek: and cannibalizing their children
10:31 <@benthemeek> *nods*
10:32 <@klixa> Corydon76-home: also... i was reading something about a trend at the time. It has to do with numbers. Saying someone did something 2 times just means they did it more than once...no one actually cared about teh accuracy of the numbers...all that mattered was showing it wasnt  a fluke. Another custom was if 3 people served  king, but in sucession (like one died, and someone took over) a painting would be made showing all 3 servans with teh kin
10:32 <@klixa> g....time wasnt that much an issue eother
10:32 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: ancient Hebrew also doesn't have a word for penis, so when they mean penis, they usually say "feet".
10:33 <@benthemeek> klixa: Oh we could spend years on all the problems with biblical recording.
10:33 <@Dagmar> I doubt that is true
10:34 <@klixa> thats pretty strange for a language to not have a word for penis; aestetix can never go to Hebrew-speaking nations now...thats one of his fav words!
10:34 <@klixa> benthemeek: yeah, we could... the little i know (in depth type stuff) took years to learn
10:34 <@benthemeek> He could just say foot
10:34 <@klixa> hehe
10:34 <@Dagmar> That's the sort of statement that would make professional etymologists spew their coffee
10:34 <@klixa> Dr. Foot
10:34 <@shapr> wheee
10:35 <@Dagmar> ...especially considering there was a religious rite involving chopping part of "the foot" off.
10:35 <@klixa> Dagmar: they would be spewing from their foot...
10:35 <@shapr> benthemeek: Are you really meek?
10:35 <@benthemeek> I got a (worthless) degree in theology and somewhere in all that learning went "wait? What? " And quit the whole thing
10:35 <@benthemeek> shapr: I am so meek I am proud of it
10:36 <@shapr> Cool!
10:36 <@Dagmar> There was a word for it, they were just fond of circumlocution
10:36 <@shapr> I'm so modest I have to go out of my way to tell people just how amazingly modest I really am.
10:36 <@benthemeek> I am reading Stephen Pinkers "Better angels of our nature" right now about the history of violence.... holy crap
10:37 <@Corydon76-home> Dagmar: I've heard that from Biblical scholars.
10:37 <@benthemeek> I dont think we have any true idea as a culture just how little we cared about human life a few centuries ago
10:37 <@shapr> The history of violence: Those who died early rarely made children. Those who survived violently made violent children.
10:37 <@shapr> benthemeek: I still only care from an economic perspective.
10:37 <@Corydon76-home> The specific example is Noah after the flood, when his sons see his nakedness and cover his feet
10:38 <@shapr> Lucky for the general public they increase the tax base such that I directly benefit from roads and stuff.
10:38 <@Dagmar> DUde, I'm pretty sure the rabbis of the time had a word for it
10:38 <@benthemeek> Corydon76-home: I actually have never heard that.  Talking of penis didnt really come up in bible class...
10:38 <@klixa> shapr: upload a pic to Wilpig, im sick of seeing a black silhuoette where your pretty face shoudl be :|
10:38 <@Dagmar> ...because they're _guys_, and when it comes to things like that they can be very pragmatic.
10:38 <@shapr> wat? where? huh?
10:39 <@shapr> klixa: pic where you saying this is?
10:39 <@Corydon76-home> Dagmar: that may be, but ancient Hebrew is a lost language, and penis is never specifically mentioned in the Bible
10:39 <@shapr> Jag har ingen aning vad du säger!
10:39 <@Dagmar> Again, say that in front of an etymologist sometime
10:39 <@benthemeek> shapr: Actually readign this book has me convinced that anarchy would actually never work
10:39 <@klixa> shapr: http://www.se2600.org/ircstats/week.html
10:39 <@GateKeeper> Title: #se2600 @ Freenode stats by Evilpig (at www.se2600.org)
10:39 <@Corydon76-home> What we know of ancient Hebrew is reconstructed
10:39 <@shapr> benthemeek: well, duh
10:39 <@benthemeek> And by extension I think libertarianism too ideal too
10:39 <@Corydon76-home> and modern Hebrew certainly does have a word for penis
10:40 <@Dagmar> One of the keystones of language and wording is whether or not a population group needs to express concepts about things
10:40 <@shapr> Wilpig: ok, how I send you a pic?
10:40 <@klixa> shapr: just pm it to him
10:40 <@shapr> ok
10:40 <@klixa> he'll see it
10:40 <@Dagmar> There's _always_ words for man, woman, food, water, etc.
10:40  * shapr digs around
10:40 <@Corydon76-home> benthemeek: The problem with Libertarianism is that it assumes that people act rationally, which is simply untrue
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10:40 <@klixa> i didnt even intentionally give him a oic...i just posted in channel...and it ended up there
10:40 <@klixa> yeah, most people are evil
10:40 <@Corydon76-home> People LIKE to believe they act rationally, but in large part, we don't.
10:41 <@klixa> and need to be ruled with an iron fist
10:41 <@Dagmar> There's always a word for sex, and I can guarantee you there's a word for genitalia, although mores being what they are it's a word that exists but is not always the first choice for use
10:41 <@klixa> and smacked
10:42 <@benthemeek> klixa: I dont beleive most people are evil, but I do beleive we are all products of our cultural norms. The interesting thing is they keep getting better and better despite what modern media would have us beleive
10:42 <@shapr> benthemeek: I think most people are selfish, and that can be worse than evil.
10:43 <@Corydon76-home> benthemeek: I recently had that breakdown to my doctor, who calmly informed me that while we might like to think we behave rationally, in large part, we don't.
10:43 <@Corydon76-home> and expecting yourself to always be rational is an unreasonable expectation
10:44 <@klixa> benthemeek: i dont literally believe all people are evil. Ok /me switches into real mode. I believe in a society with no leaders, an evil person will take over though, because for some reaosn the people who want to lead/have power are often sociopaths
10:44 < Synx|hm> anyone here have a masters in CS?
10:44 <@benthemeek> klixa: +1
10:44 <@Corydon76-home> Synx|hm: I believe RangerZ does
10:45 < Synx|hm> k thanks, im curious if you can transition to CS from a BS in an engineering field
10:45 <@shapr> probably
10:45 <@Dagmar> You can do anything if you just _believe in yourself_.
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10:45 <@Corydon76-home> That's a question for a particular college's requirements
10:45 <@shapr> I agree with Dagmar.
10:45 <@Dagmar> heh
10:46 <@opticron> I also agree with Dagmar
10:46 <@Corydon76-home> Dagmar:  I believe I can fly
10:46 <@opticron> get that shit done
10:46 <@klixa> i agree with dagmar as well... cause its easier than thinking for myself...and if everyone else agrees with him he _must_ be right
10:46 <@Dagmar> Corydon76-home: The TSA might disagree, but I think you can.
10:46 <@Corydon76-home> I believe I can touch the sky-i-i.
10:46 < Synx|hm> i think about it every night and day?
10:47 <@shapr> Corydon76-home: worked for that Swiss dude, right?
10:47 <@klixa> benthemeek: i pm-ed you... in case you didnt see it
10:47 <@shapr> He built himself a personal jet powered wing.
10:47 <@opticron> klixa, asserting that Dagmar is absolutely right is a dangerous road to travel
10:47  * Corydon76-home waits for Dagmar to scream about infecting him with a soft rock earworm
10:47 <@klixa> opticron: i'm willing to take that risk
10:48 <@klixa> opticron: you are just a black silohuette too, btw
10:48 <@klixa> http://www.se2600.org/ircstats/week.html ^^
10:48 <@GateKeeper> Title: #se2600 @ Freenode stats by Evilpig (at www.se2600.org)
10:49 <@opticron> probably
10:55 <@brimstone> that's his soul shining out
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11:03 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
11:04 <@Mirage> Finally..the channel just felt incomplete without the daily Dolemite greeting.
11:04 <@Dolemite> You know it
11:04 < Synx|hm> have we had an aestetix penis signting yet?
11:05 <@Dolemite> Just got out of my CPR/AED cert class.
11:05 <@Mirage> Synx|hm: who cares..I ignore it anyway
11:05 <@Corydon76-home> Synx|hm: I really don't care to see his penis during the workday
11:05 <@Wilpig> Dolemite: who were you making out with?
11:05 < Synx|hm> lol
11:05 <@Dolemite> PhreakNIC:  Are you choking?  I'm certified in First Aid.  Would you like for me to render assistance?
11:05 < Synx|hm> haha
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11:06 < Synx|hm> Dolemite: and then you cannot stop until responders arrive right?
11:06 <@Dolemite> Corydon76-home: What's the chance of me borrowing the pig box for some Cub Scouts summer activity?
11:06 <@Dolemite> Synx|hm: Or there are obvious signs of death
11:07 <@Corydon76-home> Dolemite: I don't have a problem with it, but you probably need to authorize it with jonnyx
11:07 < Synx|hm> ahh im not choking anymore get off me... Dolemite: "im sorry sir i have to continue... touch your tongue to my tongue"
11:07 <@Dolemite> I will send an email to help@nashville2600.org
11:07 <@Dolemite> Synx|hm: I stop if the victim recovers, I am too exhausted to continue, or there are obvious signs of death
11:08 < Synx|hm> oh bummer
11:08 <@Dolemite> And no, Corydon76-home, it's not recommended that you use your penis to clear the airway on a choking victim.
11:09 <@Wilpig> Dolemite: ware drwns and someone drags his carcus out.  do you give him cpr or just declare him obviously dead?
11:09 <@Corydon76-home> Dolemite: I only use that to clear the path for a constipation victim
11:09 < Synx|hm> "not recommended" being the operative there, its it might be needed depending on the situation
11:10 <@Dolemite> Wilpig: I'm not certified to work on drowning victims, so we let him rot.
11:10 <@Corydon76-home> Wilpig: would you fault me for burying ware without checking to see if he's still breathing or not?
11:10 < Synx|hm> i choose to see what it doesn't say... and they didn't use the word prohibited
11:10 <@Wilpig> Corydon76-home: no
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11:23 <@Dagmar> Okay, that's new.
11:23 <@Dagmar> Chrome just called foul on a wildcard cert
11:23 <@Wilpig> just changed a nic out in a Dell R720 and got this.  https://www.dropbox.com/s/wpiyya128w287if/2014-03-06%2011.17.17.jpg
11:23 <@GateKeeper> Title: Dropbox - 2014-03-06 11.17.17.jpg (at www.dropbox.com)
11:24 <@Wilpig> then it flashed the rom on the nic
11:25 <@Dagmar> Handy
11:25 <@shapr> I wish I had some software that could recommend tracks similar to a particular playlist.
11:25 <@Dagmar> Ah... I see.  * doesn't include dots
11:25 <@Dagmar> sharp: You mean like Pandora?
11:25 <@Dagmar> ...or Google Play?
11:26 <@shapr> it's SHAPER
11:26 <@shapr> but yeah, Google Play is awright, I just want an API I can hack
11:26 <@Dagmar> Even MSN Music has that functionality.  It was one of rattle's former employers that developed that for them
11:26 <@shapr> Dagmar: I just couldn't afford the vowel that day :-/
11:26 <@shapr> and I still can't afford to register sha.pr
11:30 <@klixa> Synx|hm_: aestetix speaks hebrew now...so it will be foot sightings...
11:30 < Synx|hm_> :)
11:31 <@klixa> Dolemite: hows the contest going?
11:31  * shapr hops furiously
11:32 <@klixa> damnit shapr you're making my baby cry
11:32 <@klixa> she was fine until you hopped...and now shes all "whah...ah, wha"
11:32 <@Dolemite> The weight loss has slowed down, but hasn't stopped.  I had some days this week when I simply didn't have time to go to the gym.
11:32 <@shapr> aw, I'm sorry :-(
11:33 <@shapr> If I were there I'd help babysit. I enjoy taking care of kids.
11:33 <@shapr> I usually try to teach them Swedish, or other useful cognitive skills.
11:33 <@klixa> Dolemite: glad to hear you are still losing :)
11:33 <@shapr> It's easier to learn other languages later in life if exposed to those sounds while still a baby.
11:33 <@klixa> i wanna teach her music
11:33 <@shapr> Oh, good idea!
11:34 <@klixa> i was bilingual when i was 5 german/english...i forgot most f the german tho
11:34 <@klixa> but...i can understand it enough to get by if i were lost or drunk
11:35 <@klixa> shapr: we sing together daily currently...and she LOVED when i played a chord on thr guitar
11:35 <@shapr> cool!
11:37 <@Wilpig> klixa: do you remember enough of the german to translate freaky german scat fisting porn?
11:38 <@Corydon76-home> Why exactly does porn need translating?
11:38 <@klixa> possibly...but um, im not up for doing tht
11:39 <@Corydon76-home> Isn't porn pretty much already the universal language?
11:39 <@Wilpig> cause maybe you want to know just why they're shoving a fist up there into that person that couldn't be enjoying it
11:40 <@klixa> Corydon76-home: no, math is :|
11:40 <@Corydon76-home> What's truly hilarious is the porn made for English language markets in countries where the porn actors don't speak English, so they mispronounce all of their ecstasy words.
11:40  * klixa wants to meet a nice boy who doesn't watch porn :/
11:40 <@Wilpig> klixa is gonna be disappointed
11:41 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: would you settle for someone who only looks at porn photos, and not movies?
11:42 <@klixa> Corydon76-home: i liked a guy that only looked at pics...and my very first bf didnt look at porn at all (hto he was also asexual)
11:42 <@Corydon76-home> What's the point of dating a guy who's asexual?
11:42 <@Corydon76-home> I mean, unless you have rape fantasies
11:42 <@klixa> Corydon76-home: well... he was super christian and didnt believe in premarital sex..it was forced...he got married a few years ago tho, and is about have kid #2
11:42 <@klixa> so...hes no longer asexual
11:43 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: Ah, yes, super Christians.  As long as you can ply them with alcohol, they are so much FUN to corrupt
11:43 <@klixa> Corydon76-home: and the point would be companionship and other non sex stuff..i mean sex takes up at most, what an hour a dya?
11:44 <@klixa> Corydon76-home: i could have gotten him to do it one night...but i knew hed regret it...and i didnt wanna do that to him
11:44 <@Corydon76-home> Fuck that.  Make him have regrets...
11:45 <@klixa> um....
11:45 <@klixa> why would i wanna do that to someone
11:45 <@klixa> thats not very nice
11:45 <@Corydon76-home> Religion isn't very nice
11:45 <@klixa> well, he was very nice though
11:46 <@Corydon76-home> You take a guy who is hardwired to want sex and tell him, "No."  How fucked up is that?
11:46 <@klixa> the 4 years we went out he never went to church...
11:47 <@klixa> but, he went before and after me
11:47 <@klixa> maybe i could have freed him or something
11:47 <@Dolemite> klixa: An hour a day?  Who can do it 10 times in a row?
11:47 <@klixa> ha
11:47 <@klixa> well, i did say at most
11:47 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: yeah, if you count foreplay, you can make it last several hours
11:48 <@Corydon76-home> Plus there's "edging"
11:48 <@klixa> edging?
11:48 <@klixa> Corydon76-home: straight up sex can last several h ours too
11:48 <@Corydon76-home> You get a guy just to the point of being about to orgasm, and then you stop
11:49 <@Corydon76-home> Let him calm down, and then get him to the edge again, and stop...
11:49 <@klixa> edging sounds similar to some of the trantric sex things
11:49 <@klixa> tantric*
11:50 <@Corydon76-home> After a few times, he's begging to be allowed to orgasm
11:51 <@shapr> I probably count as a super-christian.
11:51  * shapr puts on his asbestos underwear to resist the flames.
11:51 <@Corydon76-home> shapr: do you feel super guilty after you've had receptive anal sex?
11:52 <@shapr> I think the only problem with pron is that people get trained to be excited by particular inputs. If you look at too much pron, actual sex doesn't work anymore.
11:52 <@shapr> I mean, I guess if that works for you.
11:52 <@shapr> Corydon76-home: never tried it.
11:52 <@shapr> Corydon76-home: Though I admit, if I were interested, I would certainly try it.
11:52 <@Corydon76-home> shapr: How wracked with guilt are you over your divorce?
11:53 <@shapr> I'm not much for living up to any sort of label, I try to figure out what I need and want, and do those things.
11:53 <@shapr> Corydon76-home: none at all.
11:53 <@shapr> Should I be?
11:53 <@Corydon76-home> shapr: Ah, see, I wouldn't count you as super Christian, then
11:53 <@klixa> shapr is like 100 years aold and his wife is like 15
11:53 <@shapr> Oh, super Christian is dogmatic following of the rules?
11:53 <@shapr> klixa: psh, as if
11:53 <@shapr> klixa: Also, I don't have a wife.
11:53 <@klixa> yeah i  meant was
11:53 <@klixa> sorry
11:54 <@Wilpig> Corydon76-home: i'm super wracked with guilt over mine.  
11:54 <@Corydon76-home> shapr: guilt is one of those things that's pretty certain of super Christians
11:54 <@shapr> Wilpig: really?
11:54 <@shapr> huh, why?
11:54 <@Wilpig> cause I actually married the cunt. the guilt is I should have known better
11:55 <@Corydon76-home> shapr: many of them feel guilty over even LOOKING at another woman while they're married or engaged
11:55 <@shapr> I feel bad/guilty when I don't do the things I said I would do. I can't think of anything else where I feel bad/guilty.
11:55 <@shapr> Corydon76-home: crazy
11:55 <@klixa> i need that kinda man....he needs to feel guilty just thinking about possibly thinking about a woman
11:55 <@Corydon76-home> shapr: welcome to religion
11:55 <@shapr> Looking and appreciating is just part of life, sticking to the agreement you have with your partner is an everyday choice.
11:56 <@klixa> im kidding anyway
11:56 <@shapr> Several terms back, married me and my married calculus teacher had a srs mutual infatuation, so I dropped the class.
11:58 <@shapr> I don't expect myself to control how I feel towards people, but I do expect myself to control my actions.
11:59 <@Corydon76-home> I prefer Oscar Wilde's observation:  "The only way to get rid of temptation is to give in to it."
11:59 <@klixa> Corydon76-home: that hurts people tho
11:59 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: I didn't say I don't enjoy having temptations
11:59 <@klixa> sometimes you make a promise to someone...and giving in to temptation breaks it...breaks trust...and causes all kinds of problems
12:00 <@Corydon76-home> There's a 24 yo guy who lives under 2 miles away who wants me to come over and plow his ass.  And I enjoy the temptation, even if I'm not going to give in.
12:00 <@Corydon76-home> In fact, I rather like the fact that he's tortured by my resistance to his charms.
12:00 <@shapr> When I've had strong temptations, I talk to my partner about it. It usually means I would benefit from more time spent with my partner restablishing our connection.
12:17 <@Dagmar> I personally find life more interesting with temptations.
12:17 <@Dagmar> If nothing else, they're an endless supply of vicarious enjoyment.
12:19 <@Dagmar> That dude has dropped his asking price on the smart fortwo down to $4250
12:20 <@Dagmar> If he gets down to $3800 I'll have to seriously consider it
12:21 <@Corydon76-home> Dagmar: I truly loved having the smartcar
12:22 <@Corydon76-home> I got 42mpg without even trying
12:22 <@Dagmar> I heard that there's an issue with long trips at high speeds warping the heads
12:22 <@Corydon76-home> I only got rid of it, because I had to in the bankruptcy
12:22 <@Dagmar> I'm trying to find out if "long trips" means assholes trying to cross Nevada at 85, or basically whether or not I'd be at risk for warping the heads driving it to Atlanta
12:23 <@Corydon76-home> I wonder how long the trips have to be
12:23 <@Corydon76-home> I used to commute every Monday to Huntsville in it
12:23 <@Dagmar> THat's what, an hour and a half?
12:23 <@opticron> about that
12:23 <@Corydon76-home> 2 hours, though I also counted rush hour traffic in Nashville
12:23 <@Dagmar> Basically, my high water mark for travel is Atlanta
12:24 <@Dagmar> ...and whether or not the thing can actually do 85mph because once I'm *in* Atlanta I'd like to not get run the fuck over.
12:24 <@Corydon76-home> It'll do 85, yes
12:24 <@Dagmar> I know the last three-cylinder car I had could do 88mph if you had the pedal *all* the way to the floor.
12:24 <@Dagmar> ...and held it there.
12:24 <@Dagmar> ...and were on flat ground to begin with.
12:24 <@Corydon76-home> I never had the pedal down to the floor
12:25 <@Dagmar> A silly cop in Murfreesboro tried to tell me he'd clocked me doing 93mph one night.
12:25 <@Corydon76-home> It does act a little sluggish with 2 people in the vehicle
12:25 <@Dagmar> I literally laughed in his face.
12:25 <@Corydon76-home> and it doesn't accelerate on inclines
12:25 <@Dagmar> I told him, "That's impossible.  The only way this car could go that fast is if it were going straight down."
12:25 <@Wilpig> chipotle has online group ordering.  this is the bomb
12:26 <@Dagmar> "If you want to write that ticket, be my guest, but I'll just show up in court and hand the judge my keys and say 'I challenge you to get this car to go that fast at all.'"
12:26 <@Wilpig> send out invites to whomever you're ordering with, they all complete their own order with their name attached.  then a single order is placed over the net and you just have to pick it up
12:26 <@Dagmar> I knew it would do 88mph just because of the goddamn lunatics on I-40 between Lebanon and Hermitage think the minimum speed is 85mph
12:26 <@Wilpig> Dagmar: it isn't?
12:27 <@Dagmar> wilpig: That stretch of I-40 is why I preferred back roads
12:27 <@Dagmar> EVen doing 85mph in the right lane you'd *still* have guys come up behind you at 95mph
12:27 <@Dagmar> Like, goddamnit people.  There is no sense in tailgating sommeone who is in the *right* lane already going 30mph over the speed limit
12:28 <@oddball> Dagmar: It's a damn shame the idiots between Haywaood lane and Smyrna think the speed limit on 24 is 55 instead of 70.
12:28 <@Corydon76-home> I need a bumper sticker that says, "If you tailgate me, I will do the speed limit"
12:28 <@Dagmar> oddball: They're preparing for driving through Smyrna
12:29 <@oddball> Where the speed limit is still 70?
12:29 <@Dagmar> Corydon: I had a much better solution when Gatorade used to come in large glass bottles.
12:29 <@Dagmar> oddball: No the main drag in Smyrna is like 30mph or some shit
12:29 <@oddball> That and the folks that decide to go 35 on Old Hickory where the speed limit is 50.
12:29 <@Dagmar> Corydon: I'd reach behind the seat and grab one, roll down the window and put it on the roof of the car.
12:30 <@Dagmar> Corydon: I would then put one hand with all fingers extended into the air where they could see it, and then fold down one finger at a time, leaving the middle finger up last.
12:30 <@Dagmar> If they didn't get off my ass by then, I'd punch the roof.
12:30 <@oddball> Dagmar: I was talking about the interstate.  And Sam Ridley Pkwy (the major commercial strip) is 45.
12:30 <@Corydon76-home> Dagmar: I wonder if you can put red food coloring in windshield washer fluid... and have it spray the car behind you with little red droplets
12:30 <@Dagmar> oddball: Good lord how will those people ever survive at those speeds!
12:31 <@Dagmar> Corydon76-home: You can.
12:31 <@Corydon76-home> Make them think you're spraying them with blood
12:31 <@Dagmar> Corydon76-home: I've actually "adjusted" my wiper nozzles to spray over the car before, after I saw this happening to someone by accident
12:32 <@Dagmar> I found the broken bottle countdown to be more effective
12:32 <@oddball> Dagmar: Have I mentioned the time I blew the doors off a V8 mustang on the on ramp?  That's really one of those "hand over those keys.  You don't deserve that vehicle" moments.
12:32 <@Corydon76-home> Dagmar: where does it break?  On their windshield?
12:33 <@Dagmar> Corydon: If they're so close I can't see their headlights yeah
12:33 <@Dagmar> Otherwise it would roll off and smash to the ground right in front of their vehicle
12:33 <@Dagmar> Broken glass like that isn't much of a threat to tires, but the driver won't know that
12:33 <@Dagmar> At that speed it just shatters into a million tiny granules
12:38 <@Dagmar> Mirage: Pfft.  I'm still getting mails from the wb12 pair when some idiot spins out Apache
12:44 < Synx|hm_> can you cd to a symlync that points outside of a chroot?
12:47 <@Wilpig> depends on how the jail is set?
12:47 <@Wilpig> I'd assume not
12:47 < Synx|hm_> sftp jail from sshd config
12:48 < Synx|hm_> i need to allow people to sftp in and get read only access to a nfs share
12:48 < Synx|hm_> oh ill just do a mount point in here
12:53 <@Dagmar> Fucking fuck
12:53 < aestetix> Corydon76-home: morning
12:54 <@Dagmar> I just heard a rumor that somehow Scott Hogan got a promotion
12:54 <@Dagmar> I should go ahead and prepare an explicit resignation letter.
12:54 <@Dagmar> If he's put over this group, I will quit on the spot.
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12:55 <@Dolemite> He updated his LinkedIn profile with the new title on Monday
12:55 <@Dolemite> KMac told me no FB
12:55 <@Dolemite> er, on
12:55 <@Dolemite> I also saw that Sundaram is now Asst. Vice Chancellor
12:56 <@Dagmar> Oh he's now a director apparently
12:56 <@Dolemite> yeah, in complete violation of the requirement that all directors have a 4 year degree
12:56 <@Dolemite> And on that note, time to go to an electrical safety meeting
12:57 <@Dagmar> He must have negatives or something
12:57 <@Dagmar> Like, blackmail
12:57 <@Dagmar> Making that idiot a director is probably the least insane thing I can think of for them to do
12:57 <@Dagmar> Oh well, it'll make being a dick to a director even sweeter
13:00 <@Dagmar> https://it.vanderbilt.edu/about/org.php
13:01 <@GateKeeper> Title: Organizational Chart | About | Vanderbilt IT | Vanderbilt University (at it.vanderbilt.edu)
13:01 <@Dagmar> They need to make them rename that department.
13:01 <@Dagmar> Six months or less from now they're going to be making the argument that they should have mroe departments under their sway because they're "core" infrastructure
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13:01 < aestetix> vagina
13:01 <@Dagmar> ...when the only thing that's actually "core" about that is that they are still responsible for DNS
13:01 < aestetix> Dagmar: want me to email him a penis photo?
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13:02 <@Dagmar> ...and they're handily pushing all the blame for that off into Greg
13:02 <@Dagmar> Nevermind that _they_ are the ones who are supposed to be satisfying the requests
13:02 <@Dagmar> I'm going to talk to Greg about whether or not it should really be his responsibility to fulfill requests sent to another departmnet.
13:03 < aestetix> just give me his email and I can send him a cock every day
13:03 <@Dagmar> It's likely scott.hogan@vanderblah
13:03 < aestetix> ok
13:03 <@Dagmar> ...but i'm not telling you to do anything.
13:03 <@Dagmar> I'm just saying the email here isn't even a little bit secret
13:03 < aestetix> Corydon76-home: can you send me some porn?
13:03 < Synx|hm_> Wilpig: ugh i forgot the mount bug that wont let you bind mount ro if the originating point is rw... mount -o bind,ro foo/ bar/ then you have to do mount -o remount,ro bar/ to get it to work yay
13:04 <@Dagmar> Hell you could probably buy a copy of the GAL (global address list) from the Exchange servres on the black market for ten bucks
13:04 <@Dagmar> Synx: You always have to use remount if you're going to change from ro to rw or vice-versa
13:05 <@Dagmar> It's not a bug as far as I know.
13:05 <@Dagmar> Binding just clones the resource
13:06 <@klixa> aestetix: FOOT
13:06 < Synx|hm_> ahh but it makes it impossible to put a bind mount that is ro in one place and rw in the original in fstab
13:07 <@Dagmar> Because sane people use ACLs for this.
13:07 <@Dagmar> You're asking something irrational of mount.
13:08 < Synx|hm_> Dagmar: i guess
13:08 <@Dagmar> There's a reason mount's only granularity is read-only or not with respect to that
13:09  * shapr waves his foot at the channel
13:09 <@Dagmar> the only reason it's got the ability to understand read-only is to shortcut the error that happens when you try to write to explicitly read-only media
13:09 <@Dagmar> Everything else more granular than that is supposed to be handled by the filesystem layer, via either user:group or ACLs
13:10 <@Dagmar> Mount's main job is to tie the various filesystems into one tree.
13:10 < Synx|hm_> makes sense
13:10 <@Dagmar> ...and that's pretty much it.
13:10 < Synx|hm_> i hadn't thought of it that way
13:10 <@Dagmar> THink about what happens to mount if you expect the kernel to understand acls at that point
13:10 < Synx|hm_> thanks for the explination :)
13:10 <@Dagmar> Shit gets _super_ complex in a hurry
13:11 <@Dagmar> Of course, give it a few more months and systemd will take over that functionality.
13:11 <@Dagmar> That's when you'll want to submit this problem as a bug report against systemd just to watch those noobs freak out.
13:12 <@Dagmar> They're just naieve enough to not see what they're getting into before it's too late.
13:13 < aestetix> klixa: foot?
13:13 <@klixa> aestetix: according to Corydon76-home ancient hebrew had no word for penis...so they said foot
13:14 < aestetix> I find that hard to believe.
13:14 < aestetix> No pun intended
13:14 <@klixa> aestetix: so did Dagmar
13:14 <@klixa> i have no comment on the validity...but i think Dr. Foot is funny
13:14 < aestetix> So their feet ejaculated?
13:17 <@Dagmar> I'm sure they had a word for it.
13:17 <@Dagmar> ...but if you took 1950's TV as an authoritative source, you'd think we _still_ didn't have a word for 'penis'.
13:18 <@Dagmar> There's some basics of linguistics and names for genders and genitalia are pretty darned common
13:18 <@Dagmar> A tribe might have a language of only 1,000 words and one of them's going to be the word for penis that means nothing but penis.
13:20 <@Dagmar> http://www.theverge.com/2014/3/5/5475202/getty-images-made-its-pictures-free-to-use <-- This is a pretty shrewd momve
13:20 <@Dagmar> er move
13:20 <@GateKeeper> Title: The worlds largest photo service just made its pictures free to use | The Verge (at www.theverge.com)
13:22 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: http://blog.chron.com/iconia/2011/08/hebrew-translation-error-leads-scholars-to-say-eve-created-from-penis-bone-not-rib/
13:22 <@GateKeeper> Title: Hebrew translation error leads scholars to say Eve created from penis bone, not rib - Iconia (at blog.chron.com)
13:22 < aestetix> what is a penis bone
13:23 <@Dagmar> hehe
13:23 <@Corydon76-home> It's apparently a bone that most mammals have, but humans lack
13:23 < aestetix> That sounds like an argument for evolution
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13:27 <@notlarry> msg Dolemite I have the roaster in storage in joelton.  615-779-4653
13:28 <@Dolemite> Where the hell is Joelton?  lol
13:28  * klixa wonders whose number that really is
13:28 <@Dagmar> Redneck nowhere
13:28  * klixa calls it
13:28 <@Dolemite> notlarry: Are you working on 3/20?
13:28 <@Dolemite> Well, never mind, that's a moot point.  I don't want you proving that you can carry it on the back of your motorcycle.
13:29 < aestetix> I have a new idea
13:29 < aestetix> we should make porn of legal decisions
13:29 < aestetix> Citizens United becomes "Uniting Our Citizens"
13:30 <@Dagmar> Not sure how well that'll work
13:30 < aestetix> Although I'd rather not see a porn version of "Brown vs Board of Education"
13:31 <@notlarry> let me check
13:31 <@notlarry> yup yup.
13:31 <@notlarry> I can take off though.
13:31 <@notlarry> Or just send you with the key.
13:32 <@notlarry> wow, too early in the day
13:32 <@notlarry> klixa: that is my current number.
13:32  * klixa calls notlarry late while drunk
13:33 <@notlarry> I'm up late.
13:38 <@notlarry> Dolemite: I can bring it up on the bike.
13:39 <@notlarry> It is really not that big when it is packed up.
13:41 <@Dolemite> notlarry: I'm coming in town for the AFCOM meeting.  I guess they're not going to send you to that?
13:42 <@notlarry> Dolemite: I can do what I want.
13:43 <@Mirage> notlarry: so who does the NOC report to now?
13:44 <@notlarry> Me and Pat
13:44 <@notlarry> Then Lee Knight or Zafar, depending on how you look at it.
13:52 <@notlarry> ok, so, if I lead this vender on, and get her to take me to dinner, and one thing leads to another and we end up back at her place, in the trunk, does that trigger the conflict of interest policy?
13:53 <@oddball> Both of you in the trunk?  What car you driving now that has that big of a tunk?
13:53 <@notlarry> Cause she sounded cute and energetic and, while I was listening to her my mind kept drifting to that place where I wonder what her screams would sound like...
13:54 <@oddball> Although.... I could probably get two people in the trunk of my caddy... possibly 3 if they were on the small side, but it would be messy.
13:55 <@notlarry> oddball: I grew up in the days of drive in movies.  You can get a lot more people in a trunk that you might suspect.
13:55 <@notlarry> Dolemite: what does it cost to go to the meeting on 3/20
13:58 <@notlarry> or membership?  I can probably get them to cover my membership again if it has expired
13:59 <@Dagmar> Don't you mean _my_ membership?
13:59 <@Dagmar> heh
13:59 <@notlarry> That is right.
13:59 <@notlarry> I get so tied up in using your identity I sometimes forget.
14:00 <@notlarry> I had someone come in last week saying "I though you transfered to eai"
14:00 <@Dagmar> lol
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14:06 <@Dagmar> http://www.westernmorningnews.co.uk/George-Michael-s-Westcountry-drawl-brush-death/story-20763843-detail/story.html#ixzz2vBZ3PNzv <-- lol.  He smoked himself _western_
14:06 <@GateKeeper> Title: Singer awoke from coma with bizarre accent | Western Morning News (at www.westernmorningnews.co.uk)
14:11 <@Wilpig> http://pornhubcampaign.tumblr.com/  SFW!  no kiddin
14:11 <@GateKeeper> Title: Pornhub Creative Director Challenge - Do you have what it takes to become Creative Director of Pornhub? (at pornhubcampaign.tumblr.com)
14:12 <@brimstone> Dagmar: this is a spoof site right?
14:13 <@Dagmar> brimstone: No, I think they issued the challenge last night
14:13 <@Dagmar> As to the singer, no that's real
14:13 <@brimstone> no, western morning news
14:18 <@Dagmar> If you have to ask me, I'm going to tell you whatever the quarter in my hand says.
14:20 <@klixa> Dagmar: you are now people i might know on facebook
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14:21 <@shapr> brimstone: How'd you get your nickname?
14:21 <@brimstone> shapr: it's an anagram of my full real name
14:21 <@shapr> oh
14:21 <@brimstone> partial anagram
14:21 <@Wilpig> there's no a
14:21 <@shapr> Right, I see
14:22 <@klixa> i wonder if there is a way to not end up as people you might know
14:22 <@klixa> shapr: got facebook
14:22 <@klixa> ?
14:22 <@shapr> not on me
14:22 <@shapr> but yes
14:22 <@klixa> lol
14:22 <@klixa> not on me
14:23  * shapr wipes off some facebook that accidentally got on his clothing
14:32 <@Dagmar> fuuuuuu
14:32 <@Dagmar> http://boingboing.net/2014/03/03/full-nhs-hospital-records-uplo.html
14:32 <@GateKeeper> Title: Full NHS hospital records uploaded to Google servers, "infinitely worse" story to come - Boing Boing (at boingboing.net)
14:32 <@Dagmar> We're all probably going to wind up havinng fuckin' hipaa training
14:32 <@Corydon76-home> I especially hate it when Facebook gets on my keyboard and makes my keys stick
14:34 <@Corydon76-home> Dagmar: why, when it was UK records?
14:34 <@Dagmar> Because it's medical records and it doesn't really matter _where_ it happened
14:34 <@Dagmar> Busybodies are going to get in a twist about itt
14:37 <@Corydon76-home> Don't they always?
14:38 <@Corydon76-home> btw, what do you know of the upcoming pkg transition in FreeBSD?
14:41 <@Corydon76-home> I'm currently preparing some machines to test the transition before I attempt to do production
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14:44  * shapr gets his body BUSY
14:46 <@Dagmar> Corydon76-home: At the moment the only "big" thing going on in the news cycle is the Ukraine, which is not a huge issue and almost complete
14:46 <@Dagmar> Corydon76-home: All it'll take to get the ball rolling is for a "big" story to get reporters worked up
14:48 <@oddball> Dagmar: Well, I disagree about Russia possibly invading a country we have a treaty with not being a big deal.  Also, the news seems to be completely ignoring the shit that's going on in Venezuela.
14:52 <@shapr> I still want a date with a single woman.
14:53 <@oddball> It is nice to not have to leave by the window.
14:53 <@shapr> ha
14:54 <@shapr> I haven't had any date at all :-P
14:54 <@Dagmar> oddball: The Venezueal shit is a big prpblems
14:56 <@Dagmar> THe "invasion" of Ukraine isn't something we're innocent of doing.
14:56 <@Dagmar> We don't have a lot of room to talk there.
14:58 <@Corydon76-home> A conservative friend was all about getting the UN to intervene in Ukraine when I quietly reminded him that Russia has a veto on the UN Security Council.
15:01 <@oddball> yep
15:02 <@oddball> As does China, which has publicly supported Russia's actions.
15:02 <@Corydon76-home> I thought only the US and Russia had veto votes
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15:04 <@Corydon76-home> I know China is a member of the Security Council, but I didn't think they had the ability to unilaterally veto any action
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15:05 <@oddball> Nope.  Russia, the US, England, France, and China.
15:07 < aestetix> note to self
15:08 < aestetix> if you're using your computer with a projector, clear out your search history
15:08 < aestetix> "anal douche"
15:08 <@Corydon76-home> lol
15:08 <@brimstone> you keep a search history? that's sooo 1998
15:08 <@Corydon76-home> What audience got to see that query?
15:08 <@shapr> aestetix: haha
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15:10 <@oddball> aestetix: Yeah...
15:10 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: that should make for some interesting conversations later
15:11 <@oddball> Also, just so you know, Windows does a damn good job of hiding browser histories in multiple locations.  One of the instructors at New Horizons got caught staying late and looking at porn when a guest instructor teaching a class on Norton Ghost showed that to the class.
15:12 <@Wilpig> yay porn?
15:12 <@shapr> yay using work computers without employing brain?
15:14 <@Dagmar> oddball: This is why you use CCleaner
15:14 <@Dagmar> Also, use one browser for legit things and a whole 'nother browser for anything terrorism-related
15:14 <@Corydon76-home> Dagmar: Haven't heard of that.  Is that a new brand of enema?
15:15 <@Wilpig> Dagmar: is using bmc magic considered terrorism?
15:15 <@Dagmar> No, it's a general purpose cleanup utility that now wipes the MDUs, can flush parts of hte registry, adn kill off browser history, cookies, adn caches
15:15 <@Wilpig> installing it at the very lrast should be
15:16 <@Dagmar> After I started storing some of my online captures in TC volumes named after pornos, it occurred to me that my computer started looking like I looked at a bunch of porn every time I touched the explorer icon
15:16 <@Dagmar> I had to find a way to mitigate that
15:17 <@Dagmar> That Frequent documents list that appears when you right-click the folder icon isn't picky about what it remembers
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15:18 <@Dagmar> It would also help if I remmeber to close that damn window when I'm done with the files in it as well
15:19 <@Dagmar> I left that up on my desktop once without thinking about it when Lindsey came over
15:19 <@Dagmar> I wasn't even going to bother explaining "That's not actually a bunch of porn"
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15:22 <@Dagmar> It was a good experiemnt but I'm finding keyfiles to be _really_ annoying
15:25 <@Dagmar> The general idea was to have one file acting as a storage unit for the index of what got stored in what other files, as well as the keyfiles to unlock them
15:26 <@Dagmar> Unless I sit down and code some aggressively paranoid stuff, it doesn't look like that's a sustainable way of handling shit
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15:33 <@notlarry> aestetix: related - http://www.last.fm/music/Frank+Zappa/_/The+Illinois+Enema+Bandit
15:48 <@Wilpig> okay I'm clearly retarded and need someone to tell me what logic was changed here.  https://github.com/samilliken/openDCIM/commit/789207d30af9999d7f8c609a1fc0163956607655
15:48 <@GateKeeper> Title: Merge pull request #382 from AndHam89/master · 789207d · samilliken/openDCIM · GitHub (at github.com)
15:53 <@Bahhumbug> People that change the whitespacing of others in pull-reqs should be shot.
15:53 <@Bahhumbug> Just sayin'
15:54 <@Wilpig> what kills me is I had several of those extra linebreaks because of the spacing on the output...
15:54 <@Wilpig> that bitch put out nice clean html and js.  i'm probably just gonna revert the file 
15:54 <@Bahhumbug> The joys of taking submissions from others.
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15:55 <@Wilpig> but really?  there are no logic changes right?  other than the order of the checks on the final decision to show reserved or not
15:56 <@Bahhumbug> Nothing that jumped out at me but I didn't review it as well as I could have.
15:56 <@Wilpig> I'm pretty sure i'm not nuts but just wanted another opinion.  I mean I am insane but just not in this instance
15:56 <@Bahhumbug> (Which is why I despise whitespace changes; they obscure real code path changes)
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15:58 <@Wilpig> Bahhumbug: I've actually pushed up a few changes where I nuked shitloads of spacedelimited functions and replaced them with tabs so we would be more consistent
15:58 <@shapr> klixa: happiness! ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
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16:02 <@Bahhumbug> You should put together a guide for code submissions covering things like whitespace, name it STANDARDS and stuff it in the root of the source tree.
16:02 <@Wilpig> yeah we've discussed that too
16:02 <@Wilpig> Dolemite and I disagree on many of the points
16:02 <@Bahhumbug> (Alternative name: "Adhere To These Specifications Or I Will Visit You At 0dark30 Some Morning.txt"
16:02 <@Wilpig> but he doesn't believe in </p> either
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16:03 <@Bahhumbug> Um, isn't that an an actual stanard that <p> blocks are properly delimited?
16:04 <@Wilpig> yeah.  but most browsers will close em for ya
16:04 <@Bahhumbug> Does your code pass the w3c validator?
16:04 <@Wilpig> just like </body> and </html>
16:04 <@Wilpig> fuck no
16:04 <@Bahhumbug> hah
16:04 <@Bahhumbug> No time for consideration?
16:04 <@Wilpig> my <no script> block breaks the fuck out of that
16:04 <@Wilpig> gandalf is important!
16:04 <@brimstone> you don't have to do a lot of shit with html5
16:05 <@Mirage> Policy for functions: no function shall be created which does not reference at least one other function.  Any dependent functions shall also be required to be defined in a separate file or directory which is not referenced in the main include, but a subsequent include within said subdirectory.
16:05 <@brimstone> paul irish has a good talk about html5 parsers
16:05 <@Wilpig> brimstone: you don't have to do alot with html4 however, if you want your shit to look the same across every browser it's best to use the standard
16:06 <@Wilpig> ` ' " are all valid now for values
16:21 <@Catonic> Wilpig: the </p> is a good idea in general. It makes the code easier to translate into and out of XML.
16:21 <@Catonic> even if HTML3 didn't require it, it's still a good idea to be complete in your implementation and strict typing
16:22 <@Catonic> I always remember the comment that Acidus offered up about the design of computer systems from his bosses's book written in 1955.
16:22 <@Catonic> Be specific in what you generate and general in what you accept.
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16:25 <@Catonic> gmail says I'm up to 6GB, but they've given me 15GB now instead of 10GB. However, their implementation of IMAP doesn't work with fetchmail and do the right things
16:25 <@Catonic> based on my web searches, I'd say they are using a Java-based IMAP server known as Freemail.
16:27 <@Catonic> Thus far, I have been able to configure IMAP on a local server, rigged through Thunderbird. Thunderbird is connected to both, and told to archive the Gmail account through an archive folder on the local mail server.
16:27 <@Catonic> the net result so far is that the total message count is actually dropping in gmail, but I did have to adjust the IMAP settings in gmail.
16:28 <@Mirage> why not just grab it all w/ pop3 and dump it into a local mailbox, then view it via imap from there
16:28 <@Catonic> Gmail hacks up IMAP because there's a single-instance store of messages, and the message is always retained as long as a label exists.
16:29 <@Catonic> Mirage: 128K messages, 6GB, and I have to manage it pretty closely because I dont want to wipe out what I've got/am using from last month.
16:29 <@Catonic> but the reason why I am doing this is because I missed a domain expiration because Gmail didn't think it was important enough to show me.
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16:30 <@Catonic> also, as long as there is a label attached, gmail won't delete the message. Somehow, thunderbird knows what flags to set/clear to actually delete the message.
16:31 <@Neoteric> http://cgi.ebay.ca/ebaymotors/TU-95MS-Soviet-Bomber-/121288805711
16:31 <@GateKeeper> Title: TU-95MS - Soviet Bomber | eBay (at cgi.ebay.ca)
16:31 <@Catonic> oh, and fetchmail gets the list of messages in newest to oldest order, and I want to keep the newest messages but not the old ones.
16:31 <@Catonic> Neoteric: dude, you do exist.
16:31 <@Mirage> Catonic: yeah, i'm not too impressed w/ gmail.  i pretty much hate any software that decides that it knows what i want better than i do
16:31 <@Catonic> Awesome possum. How's everyone's favorite most-racist Asian ever?
16:32 <@Catonic> Mirage: exactly.
16:32 <@Catonic> There is a function that it performs and provides well. It connects me with my email but not so much my spam. Unfortunately, they got in the way of doing what they were good at.
16:32 <@Dagmar> I don't think my condoplex would let me park that
16:33 <@Catonic> Dagmar: M35A2. Fuck yo condoplex
16:34 <@Mirage> Catonic: dspam works quite nicely for me.  Running ~98.8% accuracy.
16:34 <@Catonic> Or as one guy said: "Yeah, they bitched at me for parking my rusted military vehicle in front of my house while I was working on it. Oh, but come the snow and ice and they are asking for rides...."
16:35 <@Catonic> http://www.ebay.com/itm/TU-95MS-Soviet-Bomber-/121288805711?item=121288805711 in non-canuckerstanian
16:35 <@GateKeeper> Title: Tu 95MS Soviet Bomber | eBay (at www.ebay.com)
16:36 <@Catonic> Oh, the Tu95. Those are the ones with the contrarotating propellers.
16:37 <@Catonic> If you want to know what it takes to move air when RPMs aren't cutting it, put a fan behind the fan rotating the opposite direction. The noise goes up immensely. Incidentally, Dell went through the trouble of having two different fans designed that rotate the same direction to avoid the increase in noise.
16:37 <@Catonic> The Tu95 is almost as loud as a jet engine... for a prop plane.
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16:42 < RangerZ1> http://tech.slashdot.org/story/14/03/06/2029207/microsoft-confirms-directx-12-is-alive-and-well-demo-coming-at-gdc
16:42 <@GateKeeper> Title: Microsoft Confirms DirectX 12 Is Alive and Well, Demo Coming At GDC - Slashdot (at tech.slashdot.org)
16:43 < RangerZ1> over under on DX12 being on win8+ only
16:44 <@Wilpig> 50/50.  they really want to push win8 but they dare not alienate the win7 market that is their only strong point right now
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16:50 < RangerZ1> hell it 'could' be win9
16:50 < RangerZ1> since apparently thats already planned for 2015 or 2016 or something
16:52 <@Catonic> Will Win9 be the evolved version of Win7?
16:52 <@Catonic> Or is Win7 officially the WinMe of the 10s?
16:53 <@Corydon76-home> Windows 7 already has an EOL date set for something like next year or some such
16:53 <@Catonic> I'm glad they finally got Office to be cross-platform, though the inability to use PST files is annoying as hell
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16:53 <@Corydon76-home> It's ridiculous how short it is
16:54 <@Catonic> I was thinking that too.
16:54 <@Corydon76-home> They should really EOL Windows 8 and go back to 7
16:54 <@Catonic> But they won't be able to stick to it. US Gov't requires a solid decade of support or you are off the list as an option.
16:55 <@Wilpig> Corydon76-home: that'd be admitting they have another WinME situation and they aren't prepared to do that
16:55 < RangerZ1> win 9 needs to have 2 modes, 1 creator, 1 consumer
16:55 < RangerZ1> consumer = metrosexual ui
16:55 < RangerZ1> creator = win 7
16:55 < RangerZ1> lol
16:55 <@Corydon76-home> Wilpig: didn't they admit as much with Ballmer's departure?
16:55 <@Catonic> RangerZ1: you mean Fisher-Price mode? A la Idiocracy?
16:55 < RangerZ1> Catonic: yes/no
16:55 < RangerZ1> apparently people who aren't productive at all on win8 love it
16:55 <@Wilpig> Corydon76-home: not really.  they cited the failure of the phone as part of that
16:56 <@Catonic> I have a 22" panel. I don't have a touch screen panel at work, and I likely never will.
16:56 < RangerZ1> if all you are doing is consuming video or facebook, etc
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16:57 <@Catonic> if course, 90% of my computer use today is either to provide entertainment, to fetch entertainment, or to get work done
16:57 <@Catonic> and I don't have to sacrafice $3K every other year to keep VLC running.
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16:58 <@Catonic> OTOH, I've taken to downloading media rather than watching it using a flash player because the flash player has much higher CPU requirements than VLC.
16:58 <@brimstone> youtube-dl!
16:59 <@Catonic> exactly.
16:59 < RangerZ1> is that a legit site?
17:01 <@Catonic> there's a perl script as well
17:02 < RangerZ1> ahh
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17:05 < RangerZ1> actually I'm surprised that MS hasn't taken winOS to the adobe style
17:05 < RangerZ1> 'you get upgrades automatically for 15$/mo"
17:05 < RangerZ1> or w/e
17:06 < RangerZ1> though personally I'm more interested in seeing openGL and mantle support for linux
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17:10 < RangerZ1> once that becomes stable, I could see a lot of gamers just dropping MS entirely
17:11 < aestetix> http://www.theverge.com/2014/3/6/5478332/down-with-dac-behind-oaklands-quest-to-kill-its-spying-program
17:11 <@GateKeeper> Title: See no evil: inside one citys quest to kill its surveillance program | The Verge (at www.theverge.com)
17:14 <@klixak> https://scontent-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1/1456089_280164662149376_114800555_n.jpg
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17:15 < aestetix> Shadow404: have you ever done a colon cleansing?
17:16 <@Dolemite> Wilpig: Ahem.  I have nothing against </p>
17:17 <@Dolemite> I just typically copy from another existing page and if it already has missing terminators, so does the new page :P
17:17 <@Wilpig> you just don't recognize them as actually existing. just like black people. and children. 
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17:20 <@Wilpig> i'm outta here
17:37 < RangerZ1> http://yro.slashdot.org/story/14/03/06/220203/massachusetts-court-says-upskirt-photos-are-legal so for some reason Wilpig is moving to Mass now
17:37 <@GateKeeper> Title: Massachusetts Court Says 'Upskirt' Photos Are Legal - Slashdot (at yro.slashdot.org)
17:39 <@klixa> this is how the law fails
17:41 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: the law didn't fail.  Someone just found a way around it.
17:41 < RangerZ1> I have a shirt from japan that says 'beware of train molesters and upshirt photography'
17:42 < RangerZ1> lol
17:42 < RangerZ1> the problem is that laws are so out of date in a lot of cases, that things like this slip through
17:42 < RangerZ1> hell sex in any position other than missionary is still illegal in ohio
17:42 <@klixa> Corydon76-home: that;s why it does fail tho. The law was meant to protect people, etc... BUT it's treated in such a way to where you can find loopholes. It shoudln't require all sorts of debating etc to know that taking pics up a skirt is wrong
17:42 <@klixa> loopholes dont make something right
17:42 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: if the court ruled the other way, then wearing a dress would be considered being partially nude in public
17:42 < RangerZ1> other than sodomy, b/c court ruled that was discriminatory
17:43 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: The law was never designed to protect against upskirting
17:43 <@klixa> Corydon76-home: no, it was deisgned to protetc property owners
17:43 < RangerZ1> we just need to re-write the law, and thats what the judge pointed out here
17:43 <@klixa> but, in today's world, it's also for other stuff
17:44 <@klixa> RangerZ1: i think we need to not have so many details; ie. a coffee cup shpuld not have to say the coffee is hot in order to not get sued
17:44 <@klixa> every fucking body knows coffee is hot
17:44 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: I believe it was actually designed to protect celebrities from paparazzi
17:44 < RangerZ1> thats not a law
17:44 < RangerZ1> thats CYA legalese
17:44 < RangerZ1> difference
17:44 <@klixa> Corydon76-home: oh, you mean these photo laws...i was talking about the original reason we have law at all
17:45 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: the coffee example is not what you think it was
17:45 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: in that case, the coffee was actually hot enough to melt flesh
17:45 < RangerZ1> the original reason we have laws: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Code_of_Hammurabi
17:45 <@GateKeeper> Title: Code of Hammurabi - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (at en.wikipedia.org)
17:45 < RangerZ1> for fair treatment between citizens
17:45 <@klixa> Corydon76-home: ok, well forget that case. I recently read another case of a man in a winnebago getting up to go make coffee in the back and the rv hitting a tree...and him suing cause the manual didnt say you couldnt do that
17:46 <@klixa> anyway, if upskirt photos are legal...is it legal to smack someone when they do it?
17:46 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: and did he win?
17:46 < RangerZ1> you CAN sue for anything
17:46 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: No, that's assault
17:46 <@klixa> Corydon76-home: based on what i read yes...but they never do tell you about the appeals later on
17:46 < RangerZ1> doesn't mean you'll win
17:46 <@Corydon76-home> RangerZ1++
17:47 <@klixa> RangerZ1: this person won, also
17:47 <@klixa> but, it could have been appealed later
17:47 <@klixa> many of the frivolous lawsuits are
17:47 <@klixa> tho...have you heard about the kid in texas? he got off for murdering people cause he was too rich to know better?
17:47 <@klixa> murdering..um, thats not the right termn
17:47 <@klixa> he killed osme people while drunk driving
17:48 < RangerZ1> afluenza
17:48 < RangerZ1> b/c he was too afluent
17:48 < RangerZ1> to know right from wrong
17:48 < RangerZ1> all that means is he had great lawyers
17:48 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: the cruise control thing is an urban legend and is not true
17:48 <@Corydon76-home> http://www.snopes.com/legal/lawsuits.asp
17:48 <@GateKeeper> Title: snopes.com: Stella Awards (at www.snopes.com)
17:49 <@klixa> Corydon76-home: ok
17:49 <@klixa> Corydon76-home: this is not a topic i am all that familair and on top of...so i will just quit giving examples
17:50 <@klixa> i dont like that people exploit loopholes
17:50 <@klixa> the end
17:50 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: See, the problem is that people make shit up all the time, and then it gets cited in real arguments, even though the example is a lie
17:51 <@klixa> Corydon76-home: loopholes do get exploited tho
17:51 <@Corydon76-home> I'm not real keen on loopholes, either, but I want real examples, not phony ones
17:51 < RangerZ1> klixa: loophole exploitation is what the name of capitolism is all about
17:51 <@klixa> Corydon76-home: well, i *thought* they were real examples, but the reason for this conversation is a real example
17:52 < RangerZ1> you damn commie pinko
17:52 <@klixa> i mean, would it be legal to lie on the floor and look up a skirt? hell maybe it would be
17:52 < RangerZ1> how else are corporations with hundreds of lawyers going to be able to exploit lowly citizens
17:52 <@klixa> i dunno
17:52 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: yes, it would
17:52 < RangerZ1> how dare you not be in favor "corporations being people too my friend"
17:53 < RangerZ1> lol
17:53 <@Dagmar> I would ask is it legal to expose yourself to sommeone who is lying on the ground in plain sight, bothering no one
17:53 <@Corydon76-home> Because if you're lying on the floor and somebody gets close enough for you to look up their skirt, they're well aware of the possibility
17:53 <@klixa> bleh
17:54  * klixa goes and takes upskirt photos now for living and sells them
17:54 <@klixa> since its legal and stuff :P
17:54 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: in Massachusetts
17:54 <@Corydon76-home> Different states will have different laws
17:54 <@Dagmar> A better instance is one that happened here recently.
17:54 <@klixa> Corydon76-home: oh good, at least its not nationwide...yet
17:54 <@Dagmar> Someone was being searched for as a matter of 'indecent exposure' because apparently he was in one of the parking garages in an out of the way spot having a 'private moment' in his own car.
17:55 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: There are other loopholes you can exploit, too
17:55 <@Dagmar> Perverted students were peeping on him and scared him off.
17:55 <@Corydon76-home> For example, while you are volunteering for a nonprofit, any incidental expenses you incur are considered tax-deductible
17:55 < RangerZ1> http://www.transformersaredangerous.com/ viral marketing, lol
17:55 <@GateKeeper> Title: Transformers are Dangerous | Spread The Word | Join The Fight (at www.transformersaredangerous.com)
17:55 <@Corydon76-home> So if you go volunteer for an organization, then take a break and eat a steak dinner, you can deduct the steak dinner as an incidental expense
17:56 <@Corydon76-home> Similarly, if you volunteer for PhreakNIC, you can deduct the cost of your hotel room as an incidental expense
17:56 <@klixa> Dagmar: students of wht age
17:56 <@klixa> ?
17:56 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: those are loopholes, and you're welcome to exploit them
17:57 <@Dagmar> klixa: College student age?
17:57 <@Corydon76-home> The only entity harmed by exploiting that loophole is the federal government, which will collect slightly less in income taxes because of it
17:57 <@klixa> Dagmar: ok
17:57 <@Dagmar> I would argue that Michael Bay is the _real_ threat
17:58 <@Dagmar> When he's running the show, cars don't run on gas.  They're packed with an unstable mixture of tolulene and mothballs, with extra boxes of strike-anywhere matches in the trunk.
17:59 <@Dagmar> A transformer could shoot a soda machine and there might be a little shrapnel, but mainly it just makes a melty hole straight through.
17:59 <@Dagmar> Add Michael Bay?  EVERY CAN OF SODA IN THAT MACHINE IS FILLED WITH NITROGLYCERIN.
18:00 <@Dagmar> Only Michael Bay adds random explosions to high speed car chases.
18:00 <@Dagmar> Fact.
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18:39 <@Catonic> so what they are saying is that it's legal to take upskirts unless he/she's not wearing underwear.
18:39 <@Catonic> Dagmar: true. mmm, toluene.
18:40 <@Catonic> I don't think I've ever lit naphtha on fire.
18:42 < aestetix> Catonic: let's play a game
18:42 < aestetix> You can stick your finger anywhere you want. Where do you put it?
18:42 <@Wilpig> global thermo nuclear war?
18:44 <@Catonic> where wouldn't i? I have a magic finger!
18:47 <@Catonic> Corydon76-home: I wish I had known that years ago
18:47 <@Catonic> oh wait, it wasn't non-profit until a few ago
18:47 <@Corydon76-home> Catonic: known what?
18:51 < aestetix> Catonic: btw, I found out something interesting the other day.
18:52 < aestetix> Catonic: it turns out that girls have vaginas.
18:53 < aestetix> Maybe Corydon76-home can confirm this
18:54 <@Catonic> aestetix: damn son, I thought everyone knew that.
18:54 < aestetix> Catonic: have you ever seen one in the wild?
18:55 <@Catonic> seriously dude?
18:56 <@Catonic> I've seen some wild-ass vagina.
18:58 <@Catonic> ah, so white gas, naptha, was volatile... it's the higher order products of the original gasoline which caused the who "no smoking near pumps" issue of the 1900s
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19:29 <@notlarry> fuck
19:30 <@notlarry> I've been seriously fucking working at workity work work today.
19:30 <@notlarry> I did not sign on for this
19:32 <@Wilpig> notlarry: I was told that for my new position since it doesn't exist yet I need to write up the job description for it
19:32 <@notlarry> Wilpig: leave out the hookers
19:32 <@notlarry> just saying.
19:33 <@notlarry> wtf?  tumblrhq is on my follow list.
19:33 <@notlarry> that spreadsheet is awesome
19:34 < RangerZ1> notlarry: thats no fun
19:34 < RangerZ1> you SHOULD put in 'tests out mid day power nap research techniques
19:35 <@notlarry> Wow, someone just closed a ticket because the "host has been up for less than 15 minutes" was a false positive and the host had not been restarted.  I think I would look into why it was reporting that to Nagios.
19:35 < aestetix> Wilpig: new position?
19:36 <@notlarry> RangerZ1: That is already in the old job description
19:38 <@Wilpig> notlarry: that can happen after the hosts are up past the int32 or whatever the time check is
19:38 <@notlarry> Ok, I asked for a macbook air.  Everyone kind of chuckles and goes "yeah, right."  Now they say "we have to replace 8 of your workstations because it is lifecycle time"  and I'm trying to explain to them I only need 4.  WTF?
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19:38 <@Wilpig> aestetix: yeah, i'm being promoted to staff engineer
19:39 <@klixa> notlarry: i want a macbook air too
19:39 <@klixa> Dr. Foot
19:39 <@notlarry> and now, because I mentioned that we should have some feature, someone "chown -r notlarry" our entire internal website.  And I am afraid I will soon be asked to write some code.
19:40 <@notlarry> klixa: Wilpig will get you one, but you have to get down on your knees to ask for it.
19:40 <@notlarry> I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that out loud, yes you did, no I didn't, shut up! Is that a bicycle?
19:41 <@klixa> but i wanted to ask YOU for one notlarry ;)  :P
19:42 <@notlarry> I wish that was true.
19:42 <@klixa> it would be true _IF_ you had a macbook air :|
19:43 <@klixa> on the internet no one knows you are laughing....
19:44 < aestetix> Wilpig: didn't you just get there?
19:44 <@Wilpig> i'm usually always laughing about something or other
19:44 <@Wilpig> aestetix: yes I did
19:44 < aestetix> what were you before?
19:44 <@notlarry> On the internet no one can hear you scream - http://5z8.info/inches-now_brjq
19:44 <@GateKeeper> Title: RickRollD - YouTube (at 5z8.info)
19:44 <@Wilpig> aestetix: I also took a position that I was over qualified for and now that they've seen my work they want to bump my pay accordingly and make better use of my skillset
19:45 < aestetix> oh got it
19:45 <@notlarry> Wilpig: wtf kind of company do you work for?
19:45 < aestetix> nice!
19:45 < aestetix> so you're buying when I'm in nyc
19:45 <@klixa> that tire and blanket are still tehre for me right?
19:45 <@notlarry> Wilpig: Seriously, when the job interview involves questions like "you understand that you will be expected to go out drinking with us after work, on the company, right?"
19:46 < aestetix> klixa: was that to me?
19:46 <@klixa> aestetix: yes
19:46 <@klixa> lol
19:46 <@notlarry> klixa: was that to me?
19:46 <@Wilpig> klixa: I have a closet for you and a bed
19:46 < aestetix> klixa: possibly, you in need?
19:46 <@notlarry> I have a 20 year old for you.
19:46 <@klixa> notlarry: oh yeah? hmmm....never gone that young before...even when i was 14
19:47 <@klixa> aestetix: im not in need
19:47 <@notlarry> Actually, I better take that off the table.  The notkids make their own decisions.
19:48 <@klixa> notlarry: did your son inherit your rugged good, personality?
19:48 < aestetix> then why did you ask
19:48 <@klixa> aestetix: i dont know :/
19:48 < aestetix> ugh I think I am getting fat
19:48 <@notlarry> klixa: He has his mothers facial hair.
19:49 <@klixa> notlarry: sexy
20:10 <@Corydon76-home> notlarry: If you're offering one to klixa, could you loan me the other one?  I only need him for 5 minutes, 10 tops.
20:18 < RangerZ1> ohh goodie... found an old trojan on an old HDD :/
20:21 <@eryc> that was me
20:24 < RangerZ1> bastard
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20:30 <@notlarry> RangerZ1: was that to keep your data safe?
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20:31 < RangerZ1> huh?
20:31 < RangerZ1> as much as I'd enjoy infecting a trojan on someone trying to infect my PC
20:31 < RangerZ1> nah, I haven't done that
20:32 <@notlarry> you know, putting a trojan over your hdd?
20:32 <@notlarry> The internet leads me to the strangest places - http://roflcon.org/2008/12/30/back-by-popular-demand-the-roflcondom/
20:32 <@GateKeeper> Title: Back By Popular Demand The ROFLCondom @ ROFLCon (at roflcon.org)
20:55 <@klixa> beer #1 amber ale
20:59 <@brimstone> don't say her name
21:00 <@Wilpig> ^
21:01 <@klixa> ack
21:01  * klixa dumps out beer gets lager instead
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21:01 <@klixa> explains why it tasted so bitter
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21:03 <@brimstone> zing!
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21:03 <@brimstone> has anyone confirmed she's not Mercster?
21:03 <@brimstone> and is that the first time you guys got a raging female in here?
21:04 <@Wilpig> brimstone: northrup knows her, and benthemeek confirmed she's not mercster
21:04 <@brimstone> benthemeek knows mercster?
21:04 <@Wilpig> think this is the first time one has hung around so long
21:04 <@Wilpig> no but he knows the difference between a female and mercster
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21:09 < dc0de1> Wilpig: you know the difference btwn a hooker and an onion?
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21:09  * Wilpig ponders
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21:09 <@dc0de> I cry when I cut up an onion.
21:10 <@Wilpig> I figured it was something with crying 
21:12 <@Wilpig> Dagmar: do you know if there is a limit on the number of shit nuggets you can carry?
21:14 <@eryc> https://soundcloud.com/lorn/italics
21:15 <@GateKeeper> Title: ITALICS by Lorn on SoundCloud - Hear the world’s sounds (at soundcloud.com)
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21:28 <@Shadow404> aestetix: diaf
21:29 < aestetix> what
21:29 < aestetix> Wilpig: why would Dagmar be carrying shit nuggets
21:29 < aestetix> Unless that is slang for something
21:30 < aestetix> Shadow404: have you tried out the great american challenge?
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21:35 < oddball> aestetix: I believe they're talking about the new South Park game
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21:51 <@notlarry> So, does anyone know if she who shall not be named will be at the se2600 meeting tomorrow?
21:51 <@brimstone> i hope jonnyx shows up
21:52 <@Wilpig> notlarry: it depends on if dink gives her a ride or not
21:52 <@Wilpig> notlarry: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=235546852#_=_
21:53 <@Shadow404> notlarry: i hope not
21:54 <@notlarry> I don't think I'm gonna risk it.
21:54 <@notlarry> Wilpig: wow, I got nothing
21:54 <@Wilpig> risk clicking the link?  or going to the meeting?
21:54 <@Wilpig> http://steamcommunity.com/id/wilpig/screenshots/?appid=213670
21:54 <@Wilpig> Nothing to see here, just a dude corn holin' an ass
21:56 <@brimstone> it ain't gonna corn hole itself
21:56 <@Dickie> Damn straight
21:56 <@notlarry> "Game experience may change during online play"
21:59 <@Dickie> CS sprays were my first experience with "HERE'S THE INTERNET AND DEY AIN'T SHIT YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT"
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22:03 <@Dickie> Do butt plugs come in sizes?
22:03 <@Dickie> ...asking for a friend
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22:06 < oddball> Dude chose the wrong bar to hold up: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=155_1394115058
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22:07 < oddball> Dickie: riiiiggggghhht... "a friend."
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22:29 <@notlarry>  klixa: Glade to see you came
22:29 <@notlarry> back
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22:31 <@notlarry> Wilpig: going to the meeting
22:31 <@notlarry> I like to go there to see people I like and talk about shit I like and learn shit.  If I want toxic I'll stay home and play league.
22:33 <@notlarry> I am afraid I am going to the supervisor meeting in the morning and ask them to let the new guy go.
22:37 <@Dickie> I don't know who half of my steam friends are
22:38 < oddball> notlarry: Let me know if you do, and I'll staple my resume to the forehead of someone in HR.
22:40 <@klixa> i think working with notlarry would be fun
22:41 < oddball> Oh, I'd like to work with the old biker guy that works there again as well.
22:41 <@Dickie> You forgot smelly
22:51  * klixa takes oddball to massachusettes, takes upkilt pics and posts online
22:52 <@Dagmar> wilpig: Oh lord the achievement list
22:53 <@Dagmar> "Are we cool? - You found Jesus while playing as a Jew."
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23:14  * oddball blinds sleezy men looking for upskirt shots.
23:15  * klixa helps
23:22 <@notlarry> oddball: email me your resume, cover letter, etc
23:22 <@notlarry> notlarry@hotmail.com
23:26 <@notlarry> http://i.imgur.com/HFMbHc3.jpg
23:27 <@notlarry> Dagmar: did he kill him?
23:34 < aestetix> notlarry: wanna see my pic?
23:34 < aestetix> aestetix.net/pic.jpg
23:34 < aestetix> nsfw
23:35 <@klixa> dr. foot
23:35 <@klixa> notlarry: ?
23:35 < aestetix> wait
23:35 < aestetix> notlarry: you're dr. penis?
23:36 <@klixa> notlarry: how/where did you find thta
23:38 <@klixa> notlarry: hello????
23:40 <@klixa> :/
23:41 <@notlarry> wha?
23:41 < aestetix> ok
23:41 < aestetix> can someone please tell me why facebook paper is revolutionary
23:41 <@klixa> notlarry: where how did you find that
23:41 <@notlarry> my kung fo is strong
23:42 <@klixa> :/
23:42 <@klixa> its not on my facebook
23:42 <@klixa> did you put it on imgr?
23:42 <@notlarry> you have a facebook?
23:42 <@klixa> notlarry: yes...and i can see you cause we have a mutual friend
23:42 <@notlarry> one?
23:42 <@klixa> at least one
23:42 <@klixa> ben
23:44 <@klixa> hmm, or maybe you were one of his friends firends
23:44 <@klixa> nope, found you again...and your pretty blonde hair
23:45 <@klixa> anyway...why you kung-fu-ing me? and then posint gresults on imgr
23:45 <@klixa> posting results*
23:46 <@notlarry> ok, I didn't know that was you
23:46 <@klixa> um
23:46 <@notlarry> mahahahaha
23:46 <@klixa> so you are saying you post a random pic in here and it just happens to be me? :P
23:47 <@notlarry> Wow, that is you!?
23:47 <@notlarry> Wilpig: I found a pic of klixa for the stats page! - http://i.imgur.com/Hz5Qo3e.jpg
23:48 < aestetix> wow
23:48 < aestetix> In the past, he says, if you really wanted to see how an idea would work, you had to actually build an application with software code — or get someone to code it for you.
23:48 < aestetix> Did I really just see that quote in fucking Wired?
23:49 <@notlarry> Wait, there is a "fucking Wired?"  I've been wasting my time reading "Wired"
23:49 <@klixa> im gonna assume you found my pic on dropbox i guess
23:49 <@klixa> or... well i have posted it a few times oevr the years on freenode
23:51 < aestetix> So basically
23:51 < aestetix> For all these website apps
23:51 < aestetix> photos are the new commodity
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