--- Log opened Thu Feb 27 00:00:51 2014
00:01 <@anarchival> Dick Proenneke definitively answered the question, "what does the fox say?" in The Frozen North. This fact has been lost in our generation.
00:12 <@Dickie> You call that a Dick?
00:15 <@oddball> Hey, you want distilation of aestetix dick, that's all you... I'm not helping.
00:30 <@Bahhumbug> I'll just leave this here.
00:30 <@Bahhumbug> http://imgur.com/r/funny/j9d20Ii
00:30 <@GateKeeper> Title: Oh Simon. - Imgur (at imgur.com)
00:30 <@Bahhumbug> That is all.
00:39 < aestetix> dingleberry
00:51 < aestetix> so
00:51 < aestetix> anarchival: and klixa do you shave?
00:59 <@SuMo_D> aestetix how long did it take you to get past level 125
01:00 < aestetix> I think so
01:00 <@SuMo_D> ha that's not really an answer
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07:18 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
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07:34 < aestetix> penis
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07:42 <@Dolemite> detachable?
07:44 <@Shadow404> strapon?
07:46 <@Shadow404> did we confirm rabies/anarchival with blood test?
08:02 <@Wilpig> Shadow404: I thought the only sure test was a brian biopsy?
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08:16 <@Wilpig> went by lowes this morning to grab a screw extractor and this screw is just gonna have to be drilled out
08:16 <@Wilpig> there is no way around it
08:22 <@sdodson> Wilpig, screw you.
08:23 <@sdodson> lolz, right? zomg that was such a funny joke
08:30 <@Wilpig> sdodson: that joke was so bad I hope it gave you cancer of the ass
08:30 <@Wilpig> that's right, ass cancer
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08:37 <@Shadow404> Wilpig: probably would find some loose wiring in thst one?
08:37 <@Wilpig> ?
08:37 <@Shadow404> rabies, brain biopsy
08:38 <@Wilpig> gotcha
08:38 <@Shadow404> anywho, i had the children ass cancer card tuesfay night during c.a.h.
08:39 <@Wilpig> legit started up again last night.
08:40 <@Shadow404> cool
08:45 <@Wilpig> March 25:  http://us.battle.net/d3/en/reaper-of-souls/
08:45 <@GateKeeper> Title: Diablo III: Reaper of Souls (at us.battle.net)
08:45 <@Wilpig> RangerZ, Dagmar: Think it will be worth it?
09:24 <@shapr> OH HAI
09:24 <@shapr> anarchival: Should I be scared instead?
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09:34 <@Bahhumbug> <@Wilpig> Shadow404: I thought the only sure test was a brian biopsy?
09:34 <@Bahhumbug> Works for me.
09:39 <@Shadow404> anarchival: you heard it, we scrub up at 3pm to begin explaratory surgery
09:40 <@Dagmar> Wilpig: I dunno.  I think I already missed one expansin or something
09:40 <@Dagmar> I'm pretty sure I missed one for Starcraft
09:40 <@Bahhumbug> Still think TL2 looks better.
09:41 <@Wilpig> the starcraft one wasn't an expansion... we're just gonna call that what it really is.  the second part of the game that they realized they could rape my wallet for
09:41 <@Dagmar> At the moment my primary gaming concern is that jumped up little twit Rusty (formerly 'carsmart', now 'CrimsonFly') is making a fucking mess of the Ingress planning
09:41 <@Wilpig> lol
09:41 <@Wilpig> that's what he oes best
09:41 <@Dagmar> I've got a 41 minute recording on my phone last night from the stupid fucking conference cacll we had
09:43 <@Dagmar> 60% of it is fucking echo, which they never bothered to hunt down the source of and kick him off the call
09:43 <@Dagmar> They spent about 15 minutes talking about fucking parking issues downtown because of the Mardi Gras thing...
09:43 <@Dagmar> ...and somehow overlooked that _none of the cluster sites are downtown_ this time
09:43 <@Wilpig> but if you wanna go drinking, you gotta be downtown
09:43 <@Dagmar> Mainly, it was just Rusty running his mouth running a poorly managed podcast
09:44 <@Dagmar> ...and after this event is over I'm going to mention to Niantic that 'Crimsonfly' is actually 'carsmart' evading a ban.
09:44 <@Dagmar> The fucking idiot endorse mule accounts during the call
09:45 <@Dagmar> The twat monkey is trying to tell people they should deploy level 6 resonators to defend instead of level 8 resonators because the L8 resonators cost more Xm to deploy
09:45 <@Dagmar> They will fail at that
09:45 <@Dagmar> It doesn't even make any sense.  The smurfs will be popping L8 bursters and *two* of them can clear a portal covered in L6 resonators
09:46 <@Dagmar> It also took him *ten mintues* to explain that
09:46 <@Dagmar> So I basically got tortured by echoinng noise for 45 minutes to hear 8 minutes worth of bad information
09:46 <@Wilpig> how did he manage to get himself banned?
09:47 <@Dagmar> THe first time it was a temp ban, becuse the smurf drama whores made up some shit about him stalking people
09:47 <@Dagmar> The _second_ time it was apaprently bebcause he got caught GPS spoofing
09:47 <@Dagmar> yes, he's that dumb
09:47 < aestetix> http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/feb/27/gchq-nsa-webcam-images-internet-yahoo
09:47 <@GateKeeper> Title: UK spy agency intercepted webcam images of millions of Yahoo users | World news | theguardian.com (at www.theguardian.com)
09:47 <@Dagmar> He didn't learn from getting his phone *bricked* the first time he tried to get an app to do that
09:47 <@Dagmar> He had to go and try it again
09:48 <@Dagmar> Him getting banned for spoofing is why he had to change names
09:49 <@Dagmar> So at this point, he's on *real* thin ice withme
09:49 <@Dagmar> If he does one more collossally stupid thing, I'm going to rip him to pieces in front of the entire faction
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09:54 <@Dagmar> I suspect I'm just being hypercritical of everything but it's altogetherr possible he's being that much of a dumbass
09:54 < aestetix> so at this point I'm thinking nothing is sacred, digitally
09:54 <@Dagmar> I tried to watch some LP last night of some kid playing the new Thief to see how I feel about it
09:54 <@Dagmar> DUde had no idea how to operate in a stealth game
09:54 < aestetix> which makes this the coolest fucking thing ever: http://www.instructables.com/id/ArduinoPhone/
09:54 <@GateKeeper> Title: ArduinoPhone (at www.instructables.com)
09:55 <@Dagmar> The shadows in it are really damn obvious too
09:56 <@Dagmar> aestetix: If they make an orbital death laser shield will you get excited because someone made an orbital death laser arduino?
09:58 < aestetix> lol
09:59 < aestetix> I mostly like the idea of having a totally DIY phone
09:59 <@Dagmar> Flagrant pandering https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KPAcs322rg
09:59 <@GateKeeper> Title: Leaked! new National Trust advert - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
10:00 <@Dagmar> Apparently these guys are about as official as the Ministry of Sound
10:00 <@Dagmar> ...but they *are* funny as fuck
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10:07 <@anarchival> Jebsus. I've seen some gamer rage in my time, but that was pretty out of control.
10:08  * anarchival growls at Shadow404. 
10:08 <@anarchival> shapr: You don't need to be afraid. Rabbits are my spirit animal.
10:09 <@anarchival> I think my heating pad is broken. This is a goddamned tragedy.
10:10 <@Dagmar> Okay.  I feel better now.
10:10 <@anarchival> *and* I have to go be extroverted again today. Well, maybe not extroverted. Interact with people in professional capacity. Which feels like extroversion. Which feels like pain.
10:10 <@Dagmar> I just took a moment to tear into about a dozen of minivanjack's idiotic paranoid visitors
10:10 <@Dagmar> Fuck. That.  Man.
10:15 <@shapr> anarchival: I'm not a rabbit, I'm an eagle!
10:16 <@anarchival> shapr
10:16 <@Shadow404> anarchival: growling? just another symptom of rabies
10:16 <@anarchival> shapr: eagles are nice too
10:16 <@shapr> anarchival: You screamt?
10:16 <@shapr> I'm an EAGLE! YAY!
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10:22 < aestetix> penis
10:22 < aestetix> Hmmm.
10:23 < aestetix> How open is DragonCon to experimenting with new legal structures?
10:23 < aestetix> I'm looking at places to test out limited liability persona
10:24 <@Dagmar> ddFuckin' JOY
10:24 <@Dagmar> Someone broke the firewall
10:25 <@Dagmar> aestetix: Uhh... A limited liability *persona*?
10:25 < aestetix> Yes.
10:25 <@Dagmar> I'm not sure that's acually a doable thing
10:25 < aestetix> Dagmar: it's basically a way to create a verified pseudonym
10:26 < aestetix> And it absolutely is possible, but it depends on trust.
10:26 <@shapr> I don't trust you.
10:26 <@Dagmar> Trust is for bitches
10:26 <@Dagmar> REal men use strong crypto
10:26 < aestetix> shapr: did you ask Dolemite to fart on you yet?
10:26 <@shapr> Still not gonna
10:26 <@shapr> You can't make me.
10:27 < aestetix> Dagmar: it's sort of.... a variant of mixmaster
10:28 <@anarchival> What's the weakest point of identity in encryption systems? Trust. So, let's continue using that as the basis of new identity verification systems!
10:28  * anarchival shakes her head.
10:29 <@Dagmar> I'm pretty sure "limited liability" is a misnomer then
10:29 <@Dagmar> Perhaps "scope restricted persona"
10:29 < aestetix> here's a sort of intro
10:29 < aestetix> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lazg31TN8FE
10:29 <@GateKeeper> Title: TEDxConstitutionDrive 2012 - Kaliya Hamlin - "The Need for Limited Liability Personas" - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
10:29 < aestetix> anarchival: it's better than "government verified"
10:30 < aestetix> For example, I will not go to DragonCon as long as they continue to insist on showing IDs.
10:31 < aestetix> anarchival: also, there are many weakest points in encryption systems. Trust isn't weak, so much as poorly implemented.
10:31 <@Dagmar> Our netsec people are such fucking retards
10:31 <@Dagmar> THey apparently loaded an empty policy set into Guardian
10:32 <@Dagmar> So basically everything in the medical center just went into a state of "perfect security"
10:33 <@Dagmar> I'm over here getting hundreds of mails
10:33 <@anarchival> aestetix: Better than government verified is a low bar.
10:34 < aestetix> anarchival: "government verified" is a form of institutional oppression.
10:34 < aestetix> Thus why I won't go to Dragoncon.
10:34 <@anarchival> aestetix: Well, I haven't been to DragonCon, but not because I don't have an ID.
10:34 < aestetix> lol
10:35 < aestetix> Burning Man is having similar issues.
10:35 <@anarchival> aestetix: Heh. My first thought was, "try it at Burning Man. They'll let you do anything."
10:35 <@Wilpig> burning man has issues like the rest of us.  damn hippies everywhere
10:35 < aestetix> anarchival: Burning Man is having *major* issues.
10:36 < aestetix> Basically, in order for BM to keep going, they are going to have to continue to make concessions to law enforcement.
10:36 <@Dagmar> Doubt it
10:36 < aestetix> And IMHO they are making the wrong concessions.
10:38 <@anarchival> aestetix: Sounds like the TAZ is being broken up. Time to move the TAZ.
10:38 < aestetix> anarchival: exactly
10:38 < aestetix> anarchival: Burning Man stopped being a TAZ a long time ago.
10:39 < aestetix> I mean, if you look at images of the playa on google maps, you can see the outline of where the city is set up
10:39 < aestetix> Long after the city has been taken town.
10:40 <@Dagmar> Perhaps people shouldnt' have submitted detailed maps to Google
10:40 < aestetix> hahah
10:41 < aestetix> It's more that there are stark traces of the grid in the playa
10:41 < aestetix> anarchival: the tl;dr version is that Larry Harvey decided to try to control it, rather than letting it die on its natural course.
10:42 < aestetix> Not to say that it's bad or anything. It just no longer interests me.
10:42 <@Dagmar> What they need is a post-event called Raking Man where they make a fifty foot tall rake and just get everyone together to drag it back and forth across the playa to get rid of all the tracks
10:43 < aestetix> hahaha
10:43 <@Dagmar> Fuckin' awesome
10:44 <@Dagmar> So, twenty minutes later, NetSec finally sends out a statement that VUH Guardian is down, and things did not failover to SunGard like they should
10:44 <@Dagmar> This is what happens when you hire idiots and pay peanuts
10:44 <@anarchival> aestetix: What about DEFCON? Do they require ID? It seems like a likely suspect for trying something like that out.
10:45 < aestetix> anarchival: nope.
10:45 < aestetix> I won't touch DefCon, but it might be worth trying something out at HOPE
10:45 <@shapr> wheee
10:45 < aestetix> Assuming I'm not slammed with enough other things to do there ;)
10:45 < aestetix> anarchival: one place I am looking at setting stuff up is in oakland.
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11:20  * shapr hops randomly like a zombie bunny
11:31 <@Corydon76-work> I thought you were an eagle
11:31  * shapr swoops down onto Corydon76-work like a sexy eagle
11:31 <@Corydon76-work> So you're here to scream at me and crap all over my work?
11:32 <@Corydon76-work> Just like my macaw...
11:32 <@shapr> or your boss?
11:32 <@shapr> I've had bosses like that, but my current boss is awesome.
11:32 <@Corydon76-work> Yeah, my current boss is awesome, as well
11:33 <@Corydon76-work> Right now, I'm modifying a project I thought was done to add an eleventh hour change in requirements.
11:33 <@shapr> I just hacked up a low end FDF parser to automatically add django tags for PDF templating. That was a fun 45 minutes.
11:34 <@Corydon76-work> Ah, this is a postscript rendering project
11:35 <@Corydon76-work> I convert to PDF for viewing, and I'm constantly amazed at how PDF can take up 10% of the size of a Postscript document
11:47 <@Dagmar> Have you read the specs for either of them?  :)
11:47 <@Dagmar> I suspect it's got a lot to do with the way PDFs get generated tho
11:48 <@Dagmar> They don't try and manhandle each individual letter glyph typically
11:48 <@Corydon76-work> I don't need a cure for insomnia, but thanks for the suggestion
11:49  * shapr cranks up the dubstep
11:56 < aestetix> ugh
11:56 < aestetix> how can you listen to that crap
11:56 <@shapr> I have headphones?
11:57 < aestetix> I hate dubstep
11:57 < aestetix> or should I say dub-wub-wub-wub-step
11:57 <@Dagmar> It's not all crap.
11:57 <@Dagmar> Just the stuff that hipsters listen to.
11:58 <@Dagmar> That's crap.
11:59 < aestetix> shapr: are you a hipster?
11:59 <@shapr> No, I was a hipster long before it was cool.
11:59 <@shapr> I'm a *metahipster*
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12:00 <@shapr> That tollaly drove off SuMo_D
12:01 <@shapr> aestetix: I listen to whatever I enjoy, even if hipsters like it.
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12:03 <@shapr> howdy klixa, how's life?
12:03 <@klixa> shapr: life is better today than it has been...im able to eat today finally
12:03 <@shapr> hurrah!
12:04 <@klixa> i love ice creeam...but , ugh thats all i had for like days cause i couldnt swallow anything
12:04 <@oddball> klixa: Ugh... glad to hear that.
12:04 <@oddball> (the being able to eat... not the ice cream diet)
12:05 <@klixa> thanks
12:06 <@klixa> anyway, how are "ya'll" (lol i said ya'll)
12:08 <@Wilpig> klixa: I feel a little better, after you killed me yesterday.
12:09 <@klixa> Wilpig: awe :( i feel bad for killing you....but it couldn't be avoided...
12:14 < aestetix> ejaculation
12:15 <@Wilpig> aestetix: I can't. i'm at work.
12:15 <@oddball> Sinuses are threatening to explode due to temp changes, but that's standard.
12:16 < aestetix> Wilpig: there's a tumblr page you should check out
12:16 <@Wilpig> I already watch aestetix.tumblr.com
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12:25 <@oddball> Well... hell... http://www.cnn.com/2014/02/27/world/europe/ukraine-politics/index.html?hpt=hp_bn2
12:25 <@GateKeeper> Title: Gunmen seize parliament in Ukraine's Crimea, raise Russian flag - CNN.com (at www.cnn.com)
12:34 <@opticron> haha
12:34 <@opticron> someone is playing CTF in ukraine
12:34 <@brimstone> TERRORISTS HAVE THE FLAG
12:39 <@oddball> I was hoping for "ok, that shit is over, we'll have elections in May and get back to business as usual."
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12:48 <@oddball> So... this SCOTUS ruling will probably raise your blood pressure: http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/jurisprudence/2014/02/kaley_v_united_states_terrible_supreme_court_decision_lets_the_government.html?wpisrc=burger_bar
12:48 <@GateKeeper> Title: Kaley v. United States: Terrible Supreme Court decision lets the government take your assets before trial. (at www.slate.com)
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13:12 < aestetix> vagina
13:18 <@shapr> I wish
13:19 <@notlarry> Frankly I'm getting tired of it.  There are other parts of the creature I would like to see/touch, etc..
13:23 <@notlarry> oddball: A sad case of "I told you so."  I've been screaming about forfeiture laws since I can remember them starting to pass them.
13:23 <@notlarry> "oh no, it is just for drug cartels."
13:23 <@notlarry> *sigh*
13:24 <@notlarry> but it is just stuff right? "Render unto Caesar" and all that...
13:28 <@oddball> notlarry: Oh... just to see SCOTUS uphold that bullshit... whether it's against a drug cartel or Betty Crocker... is bad.
13:29 <@notlarry> The motivation in implementation is not to curb illegal activities but simply to aquire.
13:29 <@oddball> Someone in another IRC channel is claiming it's because they argued it wrong and were hoping that SCOTUS would require a judge to review the grand jury's indictment.  I'm trying to think that he's right.
13:30 <@notlarry> Yeah, mistakes happen.
13:30 <@notlarry> Fighting forfeiture laws would be tough.  Hell, try having a discussion with someone about them.
13:32 <@oddball> Sadly, I think this would have been a great case if they had argued differently.  Either with the fact that it's punishment before conviction, and a fairly clear cut case of deprivation of legal counsel.
13:34 <@notlarry> Yet is that not the  very point of forfeiture?  To pull the carpet out from under the defendant so that they can not afford to flee or aquire superior counsel?
13:35 <@notlarry> If I manage to capture the leader of a drug cartel who can essentially buy his way out of any conviction, I need to be able to block that ability.
13:35 <@notlarry> "defendant casts lots of money, it's supper effective"
13:36 <@opticron> mmm...supper
13:37 <@oddball> Of course, there's also laws on the books that allow the cops to take your stuff and then require you to prove that you aquired it legally if you want it back...
13:38  * oddball is a fan of getting rid of any laws that was pushed through in the name of "the war on ___."
13:39 <@anarchival> After cutting off my "free" basic cable, now Comcast is telling me I'm using too much Internet.
13:39  * anarchival casts a backwards peace sign in Comcast's general direction.
13:40 <@anarchival> In related news, I just taught my Mom about torrenting.
13:49 <@RangerZ> Wilpig: diablo 3's expansion, I'm going to pick it up, because it sounds like they fixed a lot of the issues I had with it
13:53 <@klixa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucz3JpvDQjk&feature=share
13:53 <@GateKeeper> Title: Netflix Drone To Home - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
13:53 <@anarchival> So a corp mate is offering to buy corpses, male or female, for 500K ISK each. Because this game isn't creepy at aaaaaaall.
13:54 <@anarchival> That puts the value of a corpse at roughly the same value as a frigate, though. Not bad.
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13:56 <@Shadow404> so, time to prep anarchival
13:57 <@Shadow404> here take this blue pill and inhale this gas deeply  everything will be alright shortly
13:58  * Shadow404 sharpens his scalpel on his wit
13:58 <@klixa> Shadow404: dont feed the trolls
13:58 <@Shadow404> hehe
13:58 <@Shadow404> oso nashville goons
13:59 <@klixa> scientific experimentation on them is acceeptable tho
13:59  * klixa hands Shadow404 some rubber gloves....
13:59 <@Shadow404> need suggestion for attractions to take gf to mid march in the city or nearby?
13:59 <@Shadow404> klixa: giggity
13:59 <@klixa> Shadow404: attractions where?  what city?
14:00 <@Shadow404> nashville
14:00 <@klixa> Dragon Park, 2am wiht some 40's, lol
14:00 <@Shadow404> klixa: that other discussion we will finish soon
14:00 <@Shadow404> what, no
14:00 <@klixa> i was kidding...thats more of what you do when you;re 17 after going to Lucy's record shop
14:00 <@klixa> which...is no longer there
14:00 <@klixa> :/
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14:06 <@klixa> ok, i cant think of a single thing to do in nashville
14:10 <@oddball> Shadow404: Some pretty nice state parks nearby.  There's also the Frist, Cheekwood, and the Parthenon.
14:17 <@notlarry> wait, anabell is back in channel?
14:17 <@Wilpig> Shadow404: it depends on what you want to do.  why kind of activities are you wanting?
14:18 <@Wilpig> notlarry: the summoning ritual was performed and shapr lost his life in the process
14:18  * shapr sniffles
14:18 <@notlarry> so, we sacraficed a virgin for that?
14:18 <@shapr> klixa: Are you visiting Nashville?
14:19 <@shapr> notlarry: Does it grow back or something?
14:19 <@notlarry> yup
14:19 <@shapr> In that case, it's been long enough that I probably do qualify as a virgin at this point.
14:20 <@notlarry> If you really were a virgin we probably would have gotten something we wanted.
14:20 <@notlarry> Instead of being punished.
14:20 <@notlarry> I don't know, the gods are, you know, weird like that.
14:20 <@shapr> hah
14:21 <@notlarry> Fucking out longboarding last night, It started out at 27degrees and did not get any warmer.
14:21 <@shapr> anarchival: Why are they paying in ISK?
14:21 <@notlarry> oh god, she is in EOL?  That would explain the attitude of that community.
14:26 <@anarchival> Shadow404: Thanks, but I'm still getting over the roofies some joker slipped into my drink last Friday night. I'm going to have to forego any medical procedure at this time.
14:26 <@klixa> shapr: Shadow404 was asking for suggestions of nashville stuff...no im nt going to nashville anytime soon...i dont plan on going until thanksgiving/xmas time
14:27 <@Wilpig> good job shapr 
14:27 <@anarchival> Shadow404: I can give you an official hacker's tour of the Parthenon. Or just read this: amberadams.co/athenascoin
14:27  * Wilpig high fives shapr 
14:27 <@anarchival> shapr: Because it's EVE?
14:27 <@shapr> oh
14:28 <@shapr> ok then
14:28 <@shapr> Wilpig: for being sacrificed or what?
14:28 <@Wilpig> for using roofies
14:28 <@shapr> wait what?
14:29 <@brimstone> roofies at PyTN?
14:29 <@shapr> I've never done any roofing.
14:29  * brimstone gives shapr shingles
14:29 <@anarchival> Roofies were Friday. I didn't meet shapr until Sunday. Good grief, get the timeline right.
14:29  * shapr gives brimstone tiles
14:29  * brimstone nails shapr
14:29 <@brimstone> wait a minute
14:29  * shapr gives brimstone xmonad, a tiling window manager
14:29 <@klixa> anarchival: no one gives a shit about your psychotic lies...now stfu
14:29 <@shapr> hm, I sense some hidden hostility
14:30 <@Wilpig> hidden?  
14:30 <@klixa> shapr: hidden?
14:30 <@klixa> Wilpig: ++
14:30 <@opticron> shapr, you seem to be lacking in sarcasm
14:30  * brimstone blocks with i3! less haskel, same great tiling taste
14:31  * anarchival feels left out in the code exchange.
14:32  * shapr gives anarchival RSA codez
14:32 <@anarchival> Sweet!
14:32  * anarchival gives shapr Erlang on Android.
14:33 <@shapr> anarchival: I have the urge to give a short talk about Homotopy Type Theory: http://homotopytypetheory.org/book/
14:34  * klixa quits playing reindeer games with shapr cause he will obviously just be friends with *anyone*
14:35 <@anarchival> shapr: ZOMG the NashFP people would *love* that
14:36 <@shapr> klixa: psh
14:36 <@anarchival> "We did not set out to write a book"
14:37 <@anarchival> One does not simply walk into univalency.
14:38 <@Wilpig> aestetix: what dates are you gonna be in NY?
14:39 <@anarchival> shapr: I might be giving a presentation on this: http://elm-lang.org/
14:39 <@anarchival> shapr: I'll need to write a browser game for my demonstration, though, so we'll see if that happens.
14:41 <@shapr> oh neat, another FRP tool
14:41 <@shapr> I played with functional reactive programming some when the first papers came out, it was nifty stuff.
14:42 <@shapr> I figured out how to make an entire TCP/IP stack using arrows. It was really flippin' weird.
14:43 <@anarchival> shapr: FRP is what the ancient Egyptians used for their computer programming.
14:43 <@shapr> The early FRP frameworks just didn't quite work out, much like the early comonadic libraries.
14:43 <@shapr> brimstone: You know what's cooler than monads? COMONADS!
14:45 <@notlarry> hidden?
14:45 <@Wilpig> you're late the party notlarry 
14:45 <@shapr> haha
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15:00 <@Corydon76-home> You're a word, Wilpig.
15:02 <@Wilpig> Corydon76-home: are we playing charades?
15:02 <@Corydon76-home> No, I thought it would be funny if I also missed a word in my critique
15:03 <@Wilpig> swing and a miss.
15:04 <@Corydon76-home> Better to go out swinging than looking, as my old baseball coach used to say
15:07 <@Dickie> I just respect Beyonce so much
15:07  * Wilpig hits Dickie across the nose with a rolled up newspaper
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15:35 <@notlarry> roofies?
15:36 <@Wilpig> what is, the candy that notlarry keeps in his van?
15:36 <@notlarry> Wtf?  "respect Beyonce so much?"  "HOW MUCH DO YOU?"
15:38 <@notlarry> Just had a talk with the main office about dog shit on my lawn.  I explained to her that my wife's physical limitations make her simply go out and have a smoke while the dogs shit outside the back door.  The shit out front is not mine or my dog's and I will do my best to keep it cleaned up.
15:40 <@Wilpig> wow. so they're blaming you for actual shit that isn't yours.  
15:40 <@notlarry> Yeah, to the tune of $250 if I don't clean it up.
15:41 <@notlarry> But that is cool.  I explained to her that to keep from having to pay the $250 I'd walk the whole apartment complex and clean up shit.
15:41 <@Wilpig> do you have a window that looks out to that yard?
15:42 <@klixa> notlarry: you're too nice...
15:42 <@notlarry> yeah, but I'm not gonna do that:)  I'm just gonna walk the yard on my days off and make sure there is nothing out there.
15:42 <@notlarry> And on days when the lawn guys are here I will go out and chat them up.
15:42 <@notlarry> They are the one's who reported it.
15:42 <@Wilpig> notlarry: why not just setup a webcam ot point at it with yawcam and set the motion detection on
15:43 <@Wilpig> take pictures of whomever's dog it is taking the shit then take those pics to the office with a bag full of said shit
15:43 <@klixa>  i think the pics of the dogs would be enough...
15:43 <@Wilpig> a note reading something to the effect of "these dogs left shit in my yard, but I cleaned it up so you won't charge me"
15:43 <@notlarry> Cause I don't want the stress of it:)  I need to go outside once in a while anyway.  Actually think I'm gonna go ride the board out front now.
15:44 <@notlarry> It was easier to put on the boots and the leathers, mess up my hair, not shave, and walk in while they had other potential residents there.  I don't think we will be hearing about this again:)
15:44 <@Wilpig> I miss the old notlarry that would find amusement in leaving a bag full of dogshit for some other asshole to deal with
15:44 <@notlarry> I "biker up" really nice:)
15:45 <@notlarry> Now, if I was living in Jersey I might behave differently:)
15:46 <@klixa> http://slowrobot.com/i/51361
15:46 <@GateKeeper> Title: Top 10 NSA pickup lines. (at slowrobot.com)
15:46 <@Wilpig> notlarry: do you have any idea why pedro hit me up via g+ earlier?
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15:49 <@RangerZ> Wilpig: just played some D3, its an entirely different game now that they let you get decent drops
15:52 <@shapr> OH BOY
15:54 <@klixa> i just found a pic of anarchival online ; http://cdn.slowrobot.com/12172012124180.jpg
15:54 <@Wilpig> lol
15:55 <@Wilpig> anarchival is really tinkerbell?
15:55 <@klixa> you know, i didnt really thin about it...i saw it and it reminded me of her
15:55 <@klixa> think*
16:01 <@notlarry> Wilpig: needs someone to work in Las Vegas?
16:02 <@notlarry> oh fuck.  I have a supervisors meeting in the morning (7:30)
16:03 <@notlarry> C	Latitude E6540	Intel Core i7-4800MQ	2.7	8GB	500GB	8X DVD+/-RW	Windows 7/8	AMD Radeon HD 8790M Graphics 2GB GDDR5	15.6" FHD (1920x1080 Wide View Anti-Glare LED	Yes	Yes	Yes	9-Cell	5.2 lbs	E-Port	No	Power User, High Graphics, CAD
16:04 <@notlarry> oops
16:05 <@notlarry> ok, well, that is the workstation "I'm" gonna say we need 5 of in the NOC
16:05 <@notlarry> and the facilities manager wants us to have 27" monitors at our desks.
16:06 <@Dagmar> Personally I'd aim for dual 24-inch displays, but that's my personal preference.
16:08 <@notlarry> Well, I think the laptops can only control 1 external display, although i may be wrong
16:08 <@Dagmar> It mainly depends on the docking station
16:08 <@Wilpig> docking?  what?
16:08 <@Dagmar> If the docking station has two ports, the laptop can generally control them both if you close the lid first
16:09 <@RangerZ> Dagmar: I'd agree with the 2x 24" monitors
16:10 <@Wilpig> I've been personally using tripple 27's for more than 5 years now.  you two are nuts
16:10 <@Dagmar> It would probably be quite a bit easier to manage the amount of information if you had momre screen-estate
16:10 <@RangerZ> oddball: good news, you finally get a wii U game bayonetta 2, lol
16:10 <@Dagmar> ...not to mention using a pair of 24's in portrait mode is handy as fuck
16:11 <@RangerZ> Wilpig: i'd love to be able to buy some nice monitors... but grad student... "I'm so poor I can't pay attention"
16:11 <@Dagmar> o/~ If it wasn't for disappoint-ment... I wouldn't have any apppointments o/~
16:12 <@Dagmar> o/~ Money's al-lll broke... and food's go-in' hu-un-gry-y! o/~
16:14 <@Dagmar> http://imgur.com/r/funny/SOy3ElM
16:14 <@GateKeeper> Title: Judgment day is here - Imgur (at imgur.com)
16:17 <@Dagmar> So it turns out (and this will come as a suprise to no one) there was no electrical problem with the Guardian firewall.
16:17 <@Dagmar> Some dimwit pushed an *empty policy* to the fucking thing.
16:21 <@Wilpig> that couldn't happen
16:21 <@Wilpig> policy changes are scheduled
16:21 <@anarchival> You know, I used to be afraid of spiders. Then a friend of mine who raises tarantulas and sells them as pets let me play with some of us. They're really pretty nice. They tickle as they walk across your skin.
16:22 <@anarchival> s/us/his
16:22 <@Dagmar> Apparently they are not
16:22 <@Wilpig> Dagmar: that's just crazy talk.  
16:22 <@Dagmar> Luckily with respect to Guardian, since we're running the syslog destination server, one of our guys spotted the curiously tiny size of the policy that someone pushed.
16:23 <@Dagmar> Wilpig: Yeah it's not like this hasn't happened twice before and people should know better or anything
16:23 <@Dagmar> Even momre entertainingly this is Juniper
16:23 <@Dagmar> So it's likely the same someone also immediately logged in and pushed a commit after doing so.
16:23 <@Dagmar> ...instead of waiting five minutes to see if the world was ending.
16:25 <@Wilpig> some asshole wrapped this damn cable in velcro like I do
16:25 <@Wilpig> a complete wrap around the bundle the hid the end behind it
16:26 <@klixa> i wanna go visit google and see the huge android statues...
16:27 <@shapr> I just want an actual android.
16:27 <@klixa> im googling info ...and getting mixed comments about whether one can just go wander around at google
16:28 <@Wilpig> no shapr.  skynet is coming.
16:28 <@shapr> yay, MY FRIEND!
16:32 <@Dickie> androids, holodecks, it's all going to be repurposed for violent sexual fantasies
16:33 <@Dickie> can't wait
16:36 <@anarchival> I just want my own sex bot.
16:37 <@anarchival> Can you imagine how wonderful it will be when we can replace men with custom-programmed robots?
16:37  * anarchival dreams her dream.
16:40 <@Dagmar> Hmm... *Tiny* little 3DS firmware update
16:41 <@klixa> anarchival: i can totally see how a soulless cold automoton would be your soulmatye
16:41 <@Dickie> Program it to seem interested in me
16:42 <@Wilpig> just intime for the professor layton release tonight?
16:42 <@Dickie> manbot or fembot, whatever
16:42 <@Dickie> I just want to feel pretty
16:42  * klixa gives Dickie some pretty pink bows to make him feel pretty
16:43 <@anarchival> Dickie: technology is just an ever-spiraling descent into greater narcissism.
16:43 <@Dagmar> I dunno what it was.  It doesn't mention much but it was *very* fast so it must have been tiny
16:43 <@anarchival> "Life in this society being, at best, an utter bore and no aspect of     society being at all relevant to women, there remains to     civic-minded, responsible, thrill-seeking females only to overthrow     the government, eliminate the money system, institute complete     automation and destroy the male sex."
16:43 <@Wilpig> Dickie: you don't exist in her world.  they eliminated you through dna manipulation
16:43 <@anarchival> I'm telling you: Bitcoin and robots. That's all we really need to fulfill those goals.
16:44 <@klixa> men ads better people than women...
16:44 <@anarchival> Wilpig: Not DNA manipulation. Just simple evolution. The Y chromosome is a genetic aberration which will naturally pass away.
16:44 <@klixa> are*
16:45 <@klixa> as a whole anyway...
16:45 <@anarchival> Wilpig: Besides, men aren't really necessary for production. We're almost there with current technology.
16:46 <@Dickie> Until, finally, evolution shifts us all into bleeding, hysterical messes
16:46 <@anarchival> reproduction, rather
16:46 <@Wilpig> feminism at its finest right there folks
16:46  * Dickie curls up in the fetal position
16:46 <@klixa> i like men
16:46 <@anarchival> Wilpig: *militant* feminism. Stop putting me in the wrong box.
16:47 <@klixa> Wilpig: feminism/s/insanity
16:47  * Wilpig prepares a shipping crate for anarchival 
16:47  * anarchival sharpens her knife.
16:47  * Wilpig writes "caution, rabid cunt:  handle with care"
16:48 <@Dickie> The gloves are off
16:48 <@klixa> feminism is just code for "no man wants me so im gonna pretend i dont want them"
16:49 <@Dickie> Daaaaaaaamn
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16:54 <@anarchival> TOPIC #se2600 Next 2600 Meeting 3/7 ; anarchival is a militant feminist with rabies and if she bites you you'll turn into her werewolf zombie slave
16:55 <@klixa> you wish
16:55 <@anarchival> My werewolf zombie slave army will satiate me until I have a sexbot.
16:57 <@Dagmar> heheh
16:57 <@Dagmar> klixa++
16:59 <@anarchival> So is your husband still cheating on you with the prostitute, klixa, or did the two of you work that out?
17:00 <@anarchival> You seem to still be working out some issues regarding your desirability in competition with other women, is the reason I ask.
17:00 <@Wilpig> nothing left to swing at so you're taking shots at someone whom she has no control over?  who are you?  ware?
17:00 <@shapr> anarchival: oh is THAT what you're trying to find? a sexbot?
17:00 <@anarchival> I mean, ideally you should be discussing that with a therapist, but since you insist on working it out with me, let's do this.
17:00 <@shapr> hmm, once again I sense hosility.
17:01  * shapr throws in the towel
17:01 <@Wilpig> I don't think she is trying to work out anything with you
17:01  * shapr throws in ALL the towels!
17:01  * shapr works out at the gym
17:02 <@anarchival> Wilpig: I've never seen someone so painfully seeking for the approval of men over other women in my life. I feel embarrassed for her.
17:03 <@anarchival> Wilpig: I mean, I'm sure you guys welcome the attention, but you're taking advantage of someone in a lot of pain for your own ego satisfaction.
17:03 <@Wilpig> I don't see her seeking anyone's approval.  just someone that knows a rock in a storm and that we're generally decent human beings that care about other folks with the exception of the resident cunt
17:04 <@anarchival> Wilpig: I'd believe you were that kind of guy, except you've presented absolutely no evidence to me of that fact. Just the opposite.
17:05 <@Wilpig> you, cunt, see just what you want to see
17:05 <@anarchival> Wilpig: You treat me like complete dicks, and then you act surprised that I think you're dicks? Cause, meet effect.
17:05 <@Wilpig> any of the people in here that actually know me, know exactly who I am
17:06 <@anarchival> Wilpig: You don't want me to get to know you in that way, that's cool.
17:06 <@Wilpig> I tried to be nice to you, you have given no cause for me to continue.  at this point you're a broken useless human that has no place in society except to fill the void under cemeteries.
17:06 <@anarchival> Wilpig: When did you ever try to be nice to me? I must have missed it.
17:06 <@Wilpig> you've been constantly confrontational from day 1. fuck you
17:07 <@anarchival> Wilpig: Actually, I have not. For the first several weeks in this chat room, I endured your bullshit.
17:07 <@anarchival> Wilpig: When it became clear that my having a sense of humor and/or ignoring it wasn't going to work, I took the gloves off.
17:07 <@Wilpig> I'm about to do something that I didnt' even do for the likes of cerkit
17:07 <@Wilpig> and then it was quiet
17:08 <@Wilpig> The downside of that is someone will disappear from the stats within the next 24 hours
17:09 <@Dagmar> Rodriquez will get a chuckle out of that
17:09 <@Wilpig> hehe
17:11 <@Wilpig> damn.  stay in the dc for more than an hour and you can chug a bottle of water in no time and still be thirsty
17:11 <@klixa> anarchival: ok, i hd to tend ot my baby...so i just caugt up..i am not competing wiht you...in fact i got YOU a date with shapr...
17:12 <@Wilpig> klixa: shhhh.  there is no anarchival.  just /ignore
17:12 <@klixa> ok
17:12 <@Wilpig> just realized that /ignore broke my tab complete.  wtf?
17:14 <@shapr> Wait, I have a date?
17:14 <@shapr> I haven't had a date in YEARS!
17:16 <@Wilpig> Thu Feb 27 17:16:37 EST 2014
17:16 <@Wilpig> shapr: you did say date right?
17:17 <@Wilpig> on that note i'm outta here. 
17:17 <@Wilpig> half tempted to go out for steak tonight
17:19 <@Dagmar> klixa: That was a mean, merciless thing you did
17:20 <@klixa> Dagmar: you're right
17:20 <@klixa> i'm sorry shapr
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17:27 <@shapr> uh
17:27 <@shapr> anarchival: I'll take that as a compliment, thanks!
17:27 <@shapr> :-)
17:27 <@Bahhumbug> Be gone she-bitch.
17:28 <@Bahhumbug> <@anarchival> Because sometimes being assholes doesn't make people go away.
17:28 <@Bahhumbug> I welcome that challenge.
17:28 <@klixa> Bahhumbug: eh, she feeds off it tho
17:29 <@klixa> she *likes* it
17:30 <@Bahhumbug> She only thinks she likes it.
17:30 <@Bahhumbug> Trust me, it can be worse.
17:31 <@Bahhumbug> There is.. what?  1 person here that doesn't dislike her intensely?
17:31 <@Bahhumbug> _Maybe_ two?
17:31 <@Dagmar> THat'll change when they start reading their away log
17:31 <@klixa> shapr likes her... i dunno who else does
17:32 <@klixa> Dagmar: lol
17:37 <@Bahhumbug> Mercster and that other nitwit got banned for being douche-nuzzles...
17:37 <@Bahhumbug> She's getting a free fucking pass to be a raving bitch.
17:37 <@Bahhumbug> That's... not right.
17:37 <@Bahhumbug> Anyone here using icinga over nagios?
17:38 <@Corydon76-home> Bahhumbug: we put up with Mercster for a very long time
17:38 <@Dagmar> Nagios is vulnerable to that?  I never suspected.
17:39 <@Dagmar> Thundaga is usually my go-to.
17:39 <@Bahhumbug> Hmm, never heard of that.
17:39 <@Bahhumbug> @google thundaga
17:39 <@GateKeeper> Bahhumbug: Thundaga - Final Fantasy Wiki - Wikia: <http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/Thundaga>; Thundaga - FFXIclopedia, the Final Fantasy XI wiki - Characters ...: <http://wiki.ffxiclopedia.org/wiki/Thundaga>; thundaga: <http://thundaga.tumblr.com/>; Dissidia 012 [Duodecim]: Final Fantasy - Thundaga - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eThDBaxFGU>; [SSBB piosuma6.5] (1 more message)
17:39 <@Dagmar> Yes, that's the one.  ;)
17:39  * Bahhumbug stabs
17:39 <@Dagmar> lol
17:40 <@Dagmar> Hey man, all the direct damage spells have names like that.  they're only lightly translated.
17:40 <@Dagmar> Blizzara, Fira, Cura, Curaga, Thundara, Thundaga
17:40 <@Bahhumbug> Vandy uses nagios?
17:40 <@Dagmar> yes
17:41 <@Bahhumbug> Core?  Or with something useful in front of it?
17:41 <@Bahhumbug> (nag-vis or similar)
17:41 <@Dagmar> Nagios Core
17:41 <@Dagmar> ITS uses it with a whole bunch of custom checks Mirage and I wrote over time
17:41 <@Dagmar> EAI uses it with NCPE
17:41 <@Bahhumbug> I am growing disenchanted with nagios, and specifically Galstead in general.
17:41 <@Bahhumbug> (heh "specifically" and "in general".
17:42 <@Bahhumbug> I just grabbed an icinga demo vm image to give it a try.  I'd like to punt nagios to to curb with extreme prejudice.
18:04 < aestetix> penis
18:09 <@Wilpig> Bahhumbug: we use icinga in front of it
18:10 <@Wilpig> warm kitty feels good on partially frozen fingers
18:10 <@Wilpig> I should have put my gloves on before I started beating on that ice block
18:15 <@Shadow404> Corydon76-home: ping
18:15 <@Shadow404> need your telco expertise
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18:35 < aestetix> Shadow404: played with any anal hooks lately?
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18:44 < aestetix> boys have penises and girls have vaginas
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18:47  * klixa takes notes
18:47 < aestetix> wanna see a picture of a horse penis?
18:48 <@Wilpig> klixa: if you need notes on that just check aestetix's tumblr
18:48 <@klixa> lol
18:49 <@Wilpig> aestetix: you haven't updated your site in a few days.  you should get on that
18:49 < nachoguy> Shadow404: what's your question
18:50 < nachoguy> I have 10 minutes before I leave work
18:51 < aestetix> well I guess I need to take some photos of klixa
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18:59 <@Dagmar> Bears linking again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KPAcs322rg
18:59 <@GateKeeper> Title: Leaked! new National Trust advert - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
18:59 < nachoguy> too late, I'm out of here
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19:13 <@Shadow404> nachoguy: yes, take pics
19:13 <@Shadow404> screw uverse, they came in and completely changed the wiring on the demarc and now i cant tell what pair they used for line 1 ring or tip
19:13 <@Shadow404> returning this piece of crap and sticking with comcast till fios comes in
19:13 <@Shadow404> and i can get true fiber
19:15 <@klixa> Shadow404: do you have any meter measuring things? ring is gonna have voltage...tip is ground
19:27 <@SuMo_D> how's it going everyone
19:27 <@klixa> hey SuMo_D
19:27 <@SuMo_D> hey klixa :)
19:29 <@SuMo_D> sup?
19:30 <@klixa> not much...in the bay now...recovering from strep
19:30 <@klixa> sup with you
19:31 <@klixa> ?
19:34 <@SuMo_D> still on antibiotics
19:34 <@SuMo_D> bleu
19:34 <@SuMo_D> bleh
19:34 <@SuMo_D> but got a new machine today :D - 4+ years since I got a new computer so... it was time
19:34 <@klixa> what dod you get
19:34 <@SuMo_D> and its purty and updating right now...
19:34 <@klixa> did*
19:35 <@SuMo_D> a mac... all tricked out... that's about as much as I want to say in here
19:35 <@SuMo_D> I'm trying to figure out autodesk vs. solidworks right now
19:35 <@klixa> they gave me a shot...i intended to protest, but i could barely swallow anyway... and my memory sux when im sick
19:35 <@SuMo_D> I need a good 3D modeler
19:35 <@klixa> " that's about as much as I want to say in here" is it s asecret?
19:35 <@SuMo_D> awww sorry hun that sounds crappy :/
19:36 <@klixa> penicillian shots are lumpy...i did not know that
19:37 <@Wilpig> SuMo_D: you filthy mac user you
19:37 < aestetix> So this girl I had lunch with today
19:37 <@Wilpig> while I type that on a macbook air
19:37 < aestetix> I met her about a year ago. She's gained a lot of weight since, it's kind of sad.
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19:38 <@SuMo_D> well that happens... could be lots of reasons for it
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19:38 <@SuMo_D> hopefully she's doing ok mentally
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19:40 < aestetix> Yeah I didn't ask. Seemed kind of rude to mention it.
19:40 < aestetix> "hey why are you fat now?"
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19:40 <@SuMo_D> :/
19:41 <@Wilpig> aestetix: because twinkies taste good
19:41 <@SuMo_D> well... you're smart they're nice ways to ask that without being an asshole
19:41 <@SuMo_D> but yeah maybe she's just happy with herself that way
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19:43 <@SuMo_D> ok any autodesk or solidworks users in here? opinions?
19:43 < aestetix> Wilpig: I also love twinkies
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19:49 < aestetix> SuMo_D: that said, it's basically not possible for me to gain weight
19:49 <@klixa_> damnit
19:50 <@SuMo_D> ahh... you're one of those...
19:50 <@klixa_> what did i miss?
19:50 <@SuMo_D> my ex was one of those... gave him a complex
19:50 <@klixa_> 18:43:25 was the last i saw
19:50 <@SuMo_D> that's why he worked his ass off in the gym and basically guzzled weight gainer and was like RAWR LOOK I'M BIGGER
19:50 <@klixa_> which reminds me, i need to change the time zone on my computer
19:51 <@SuMo_D> I donno weight is so weird and such a sensitive subject... I think everyone has issues with it in some way at some time big or small
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19:51 <@klixxa> there, until nickserv gives me back MY nick
19:52 <@SuMo_D> aestetix I'd say just be healthy and thankful and lets all try the same
19:52 <@SuMo_D> I think if somebody has a significant change though, it does deserve a... hey you ok? - + or -
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20:16 <@Bahhumbug> aestetix: I used to say the same thing.  140 soaking wet at 6'0 until I 40 or so.  I peaking at ~250.
20:21 <@Wilpig> Bahhumbug: it's just baby weight
20:22 <@Bahhumbug> Nope; this is a couple good-sized tires worth of weight.
20:22 <@klixa> i blame all my excess weight on the fact i just had a baby....
20:23 <@Wilpig> klixa: I blame it on Bahhumbug 
20:23 <@Bahhumbug> Why?  I didn't give her the kid.
20:23 <@Wilpig> karma?
20:24 <@Wilpig> I havne't got a good reason, just seemed the thing to do
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20:25 <@Bahhumbug> Ok, I can accept that.  Blame away.
20:25 <@Wilpig> It's like blaming notlarry for anything.
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20:26  * Bahhumbug nods
20:26 <@Bahhumbug> My being blamed for things I am completely innocent of makes up for all the shit I get away with scott-free.
20:27 <@Wilpig> you never got back to me on the captain no chin show
20:27 <@Bahhumbug> Oh.
20:27 <@Bahhumbug> What was the question again?
20:27 <@klixak> ok i blame notlarry for the strep throat
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20:27 <@Wilpig> I don't remember.  lemme look again
20:27 <@Bahhumbug> heh
20:28 <@Wilpig> I think the question was did he save her?  does that seem right?
20:28 <@Wilpig> fuck I don't know
20:28 <@RangerZ> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77pnVFLkUjM
20:28 <@GateKeeper> Title: Obama: Were building Iron Man - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
20:29 <@Bahhumbug> "Were"?
20:29 <@RangerZ> yeah...
20:29 <@Bahhumbug> English.  It's hard.
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20:37 <@RangerZ> ignoring that, the video itself... makes me a little sad
20:37 <@RangerZ> that we _aren't_ making iron man
20:37 <@RangerZ> lol
20:39 <@Wilpig> yay.  new elementary tonight
20:44 <@Shadow404> klixak: wow, absolutlely no voltage coming from blue or orange pairs
20:45 <@klixak> Shadow404: sounds like they messed something up then
20:46 <@Shadow404> yeah, but if i dispatch them, they are gonna want to come inside teh house and find a way to call it my inside wiring before fixing there mess
20:46 <@Shadow404> even though they cut my origial wiring at the demarc and hooked up a new pairs
20:46 <@Shadow404> www.snsweather.com:81/att1.jpg
20:46 <@Shadow404> www.snsweather.com:81/att2.jpg
20:46 <@Shadow404> www.snsweather.com:81/att3.jpg
20:47 <@Shadow404> look at that mess
20:47 <@Shadow404> thats what the tech ddid today to finish the install
20:47 <@Dagmar> The fuck?
20:47 <@klixak> that is some sloppy
20:47 <@klixak> wiring
20:47 <@Shadow404> see
20:47 <@Shadow404> fuck that
20:47 <@Shadow404> if they push back when i return it, im just gonna say fuck it, im done
20:47 <@Shadow404> and to top it off
20:47 <@Shadow404> i pay $100 outright to buy the modem
20:48 <@Dagmar> I can't say I blame you
20:48 <@Dagmar> That's shit work
20:48 <@Shadow404> and its all scratched up and used
20:48 <@klixak> Shadow404: no, ue it to your advanatge...get a free month out of it or something
20:48 <@Shadow404> so fuck them, sorry i even put the effort in to try them
20:48 <@klixak> Shadow404: and demand they make your demarc ook pretty
20:48 <@klixak> look*
20:48 <@klixak> use*
20:48 <@Shadow404> depends on the discussion i have tomorrow with them
20:48 <@Shadow404> about all the issues
20:49 <@Shadow404> equipment, wiring and destorying the color code i had in use
20:49 <@Dagmar> Their splicing is insane
20:49 <@Shadow404> i had two pairs, green/white-green on the red and green posts
20:49 <@klixak> Shadow404: my, um "baby's father" this is what he does for a living... and hes the one who usally fixes other techs messes
20:49 <@klixak> Shadow404: the customer is almost always getting free shit by that time
20:49 <@Shadow404> they cut that and then did that splice mess
20:50 <@klixak> it should all be neat and fit in the box
20:50 <@Shadow404> i dont want to pay $99 for a tech to say its my wiring after that wiring mess
20:51 <@Dagmar> I would have a hard time telling the cs rep that it looks like he literally chose random pairs to splice together
20:51 <@Shadow404> yep, its a fucking nightmare
20:51 <@Dagmar> Why the fuck would you splice blue to orange?
20:51 <@Shadow404> i dont know
20:52 <@Shadow404> he came to the house twice today per gf
20:52 <@Shadow404> and modem just blinks red on signal light, on all pairs
20:52 <@Shadow404> so screw it, im done
20:52 <@klixak> blinks red? so it doesnt work?
20:52 <@Shadow404> ill stick to comcrap till google or fios comes in
20:53 <@Shadow404> doesnt ever connect
20:53 <@klixak> Shadow404: well, if you have no ring/line with voltage that would explain it
20:53 <@klixak> Shadow404: ok, so i assume the modem not wokring is why you ended up checking the wires in the first place?
20:54 <@Shadow404> well, gf said a tech came by, so i wanted to check which pair he used
20:54 <@Shadow404> then i found he cut my original wiring
20:54 <@Shadow404> and spliced new pairs
20:54 <@Shadow404> but as you can see fromm the mess, i cant be sure what combo to use
20:54 <@Shadow404> nor does anything have voltage
20:54 <@Dagmar> Why the fuck didn't he use the screw terminals?
20:54 <@Shadow404> so i ended up trying all color pairs
20:55 <@Shadow404> beats me
20:55 <@Shadow404> so like i said
20:55 <@Shadow404> fuck it, im done
20:55 <@klixak> do you have a home phone line on that too?
20:55 <@Shadow404> used modem that i buy outright is being returned
20:55 <@Shadow404> nope
20:55 <@Shadow404> never had a phone
20:55 <@klixak> ok
20:55 <@Shadow404> im just running straight cat 5, and only using 1 pair
20:56 <@Shadow404> simplest/cheapest solution
20:56 <@Shadow404> like i said, i had the green/green-white pair all hooked up and he cut that and made that splice mess
20:57 <@klixak> Shadow404: its because they hire idiots
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20:58 <@Shadow404> so yeah, poor quality, used modem for $100, poor wiring and customer service that closes at 5pm est, fuck it
20:58 <@Shadow404> done
21:00 <@klixa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_xI_8aLjds
21:00 <@GateKeeper> Title: The Energy Crisis -- [RAP NEWS 22] - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
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21:11 <@Wilpig> Mirage_: http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/1979641_10152251574564791_11086861_n.jpg
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21:20 < eryc> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oT3mCybbhf0
21:20 <@GateKeeper> Title: AVICII & RICK ASTLEY 2014 - Never Gonna Wake Up (Mashup) - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
21:22 < eryc> http://atom.io/
21:22 <@GateKeeper> Title: Atom (at atom.io)
21:23 <@RangerZ> eryc wins the internet today
22:05 <@Dagmar> Good god he *is* an ass
22:05 <@Dagmar> So, Rusty links http://enditmovement.com/ on his G+ feed
22:05 <@GateKeeper> Title: END IT : Shine a Light on Slavery (at enditmovement.com)
22:06 <@Dagmar> "! am sorry.. but the comedian in me has to laugh at the irony of white people trying to fight slavery #ironic #whitepeopleproblems."
22:06 <@Dagmar> I'm callin his bitch as out on that one
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22:11 <@Dagmar> fuck
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22:21 <@Dagmar> They made fuckin' PNG files again
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22:30 <@Wilpig> gg dominos
22:30 <@Wilpig> Attention!
22:30 <@Wilpig> Your store closes at 11:00pm. Don't worry, if you place your delivery order by $[label] you will still get it delivered.
22:35 <@klixa> "When a child doesn’t feel a strong sense of belonging, she will act out in ways that she (mistakenly) believes will give her the emotional connection and positive attention she craves."
22:36 <@Dagmar> Anyone remember what that special event scheduling app for Android was?
22:36 <@Wilpig> nope
23:10 <@opticron> Dagmar, tasker? llama?
23:13 <@Wilpig> tasker sounds familiar
23:13 <@Wilpig> it was a website that allowed people to coordinate though
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23:24 <@Dagmar> Tasker is a wholly different thing
23:24 <@Dagmar> A few cons were using this for schedule publishing
23:24 <@Dagmar> I was going to look into what it did for geolocation
23:27 <@Dagmar> Tasker is a thing for making the phone do useful shit all macro like
23:27 <@Dagmar> I'm using it to flip my 4G off when I get on Vandy campus and shit
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23:35 <@Wilpig> well kiddies, I think i'm gonna pass out now
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23:43 <@klixa> night Wilpig
23:44 <@RangerZ> klixa: aren't you tucking him in (t|f) on that ucking...
23:48 <@klixa> RangerZ: you have the most original sense of humor (original/s/nonsensical)
23:48 <@RangerZ> nah, its math humor
23:48 <@RangerZ> nvm... yeah
23:49 <@klixa> :)
23:56 <@sdodson_> Dagmar, you flip off 4G just because you're going to the bathroom on Vandy campus?
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23:59 <@Dagmar> sdodson_: 4G doesn't fuckin' *work* over 3/4 of the campus
23:59 <@Dagmar> Sprint are idiots
23:59 <@Dagmar> The phone will negotiate a connection for 4G and then route *no* packets over it
23:59 < SuMo_D_> I was so glad when I finally dumped sprint
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