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00:07 < RangerZ2> eww... FFXIII pt 3 is getting some pretty craptastic reviews, saying the worst part of it is the story.... ouch
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01:13 < aestetix> http://benswann.com/breaking-maryland-legislators-move-to-kill-nsa-headquarters/
01:14 < aestetix> I can't help but notice this is called the FAP Act
01:16 < aestetix> rattle: ping
01:16 < aestetix> somehow I doubt he's around right now
01:52 < RangerZ2> nah, he's here, just wants to ignore you ;)
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01:52 < RangerZ2> maryland is fucking stupid for this
01:53 < RangerZ2> it'll kill their economy, and the NSA is just going to move
01:53 < RangerZ2> what they SHOULD do is make people who violate the 4th amendment state felons
01:54 < RangerZ2> (I'm pretty sure every state has the '4th amendment' of their own (obviously different #s, etc) in their own state constitution
02:19 < RangerZ2> http://bit.ly/AMDatMWC14
02:19 < RangerZ2> lets see what GateKeeper says about that link
02:19 < RangerZ2> first time I got a 401 when I didn't put in the username/pass promted
02:19 < RangerZ2> now it won't load, lol
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05:54 <@NotLarry> ok, gonna move the bike to Ed's to sit on the charger for two days then on my way to the airport.  Don't forget to get your slot in the TSA pool...
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07:23 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
07:55 <@wilpig> no u
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08:03 <@Dolemite> yeah, yeah
08:04 <@Dolemite> Watched Lost Girl last night.  Best line had to be, "I don't have to claim your clam to claim you."
08:08 <@wilpig> hehe
08:08 <@wilpig> the moragan and dr lauren interaction was just funny
08:09 <@Dolemite> Yeah, especially how the serum was administered
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09:05 <@brimstone> who do people use for cheap racks?
09:07 <@wilpig> there is no such thing
09:07 <@wilpig> the other answer is "craigslist"
09:07 <@brimstone> yeah, i'm to find quotes for work
09:08 <@brimstone> why is 16U more expensive than 42U? http://www.racksolutions.com/office-cabinet.html http://www.racksolutions.com/rack-mount-enclosure.html
09:08 <@GateKeeper> Title: Office Cabinet Server Enclosures | RackSolutions (at www.racksolutions.com)
09:09 <@wilpig> Dolemite: who si that company that sent you the demo unit with the NDA?
09:09 <@Dolemite> Methode
09:10 <@wilpig> brimstone: try them ^
09:10 <@brimstone> thanks wilpig, Dolemite
09:10 <@Dolemite> Yeah, and why does ANYBODY ever buy a 16U rack?
09:10 <@brimstone> http://www.instructables.com/id/The-%2470-IKEA-Mini-Server-Rack/
09:10 <@brimstone> dunno
09:10 <@GateKeeper> Title: The $70 IKEA Mini Server Rack (at www.instructables.com)
09:10 <@Dolemite> I'm using SharkRack for most of mine in the data center
09:12 <@Dolemite> We got some Brocade chassis devices in at work, which came in a metal shipping frame that was basically the rails for a rack.  Those managed to get thrown away into the back of my truck rather than the dumpster.
09:12 <@Dolemite> I am going to screw one in to the joists under my main floor so that I can rack mount the network gear in my basement
09:13 <@wilpig> Dolemite: I like the sharkracks, but I like the ones we are using here a little better
09:13 <@wilpig> we have a 1' extension on the back of a normal rack for the power and cable management that makes life so much easier
09:13 <@Dolemite> Well I'm using deeper ones than we did at Vanderbilt
09:14 <@Dolemite> I've got some 45U tall SharkRacks, too, but all of mine are 46" deep instead of 36".
09:14 <@wilpig> But I do like the channels that the sharkracks have for cabling
09:16 <@wilpig> btw Dolemite, have you seen True Detective yet?
09:16 <@wilpig> new show on either hbo or shotime
09:16 <@Dolemite> No, I figure I'll check it out, soon.  Heard some good things about it.  HBO
09:17 <@wilpig> I showed it to NotLarry and he liked it.  I've been watching and it isn't bad.  the format is a little strange
09:18 <@wilpig> I'm still not sure if it is an interview or an interrogation but the one thing that is clear is these two guys used to be cops and they were working this serial killer case that they are telling the story of
09:18 <@brimstone> huh, how long is a R620?
09:18 <@brimstone> 46"?
09:19 <@brimstone> 30.39" it seems
09:19 <@wilpig> http://i.dell.com/sites/content/shared-content/data-sheets/en/Documents/dell-poweredge-r620-technical-guide.pdf   page 51  752mm
09:21 <@brimstone> thanks
09:45 <@Dolemite> Yah, an R620 will fit in a 36" deep cabinet
09:46 <@Dolemite> It's pretty rare that a server won't fit in 32" deep rails
09:46 <@Dolemite> Snoracle has several beasts that won't
09:52 <@Mirage> wilpig: Watched a pretty fucked up movie last night called "Girls Against Boys".  You should watch it..
09:54 <@Dolemite> Anybody know of a decent app for Android that will let you annotate photos on the image itself?
10:00 <@klixa> Dolemite: pixlr
10:00 <@klixa> Dolemite: its meant ot be artsy...but you can type on the pics
10:00 <@klixa> with all kinds of fonts
10:00 <@klixa> pixlr does like a zillion other things too... but yeah, it will write on pics
10:01 <@Dolemite> And it's not a trojan horse engineered by the Chinese military in an attempt to read my text messages to my wife asking her what's for dinner?
10:01 <@klixa> i dont think so...its made by autodesk
10:02 <@klixa> i have it on both my ipad and nexus 7
10:02 <@klixa> and..its free
10:02 <@wilpig> Mirage: did it star anarchival?
10:02 <@Mirage> wilpig: dunno, never met her.
10:02 <@Dolemite> Written & Directed By
10:03 <@Mirage> wilpig: the red-head in it is a total whack job, though.
10:03 <@klixa> i want pink hair... its time for my mid life crises...
10:04 <@Mirage> klixa: don't women have those every couple years?
10:04 <@klixa> maybe
10:04 <@klixa> i know i went crazy when i turned 30
10:05 <@klixa> if i didnt have the ability to become completely detached and robotic i would be crazy right now
10:09 <@klixa> https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/t1/1044744_10151976707782057_465922582_n.jpg
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11:35 <@wilpig> ^ lol
11:36 <@wilpig> that's a case of setting a channel to autojoin
11:43 <@Corydon76-home> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/02/10/1000-bodies-university-mississippi-insane-asylum_n_4761166.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009
11:43 <@GateKeeper> Title: 1,000 Bodies Found On University Of Mississippi Land Thought To Be From Old 'Lunatic Asylum' (at www.huffingtonpost.com)
11:44 <@Corydon76-home> That's what I want to hear about from my university -- mass unmarked graves
11:44 <@Corydon76-home> Really makes you feel good about sending your kids there
11:44 <@klixa> awe, how cute, wilpig has a crush on anarchival :P
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11:48 <@wilpig> damn.  not even moved in yet and klixa is already jealous.  god!
11:48 <@klixa> yeah, it's one of my flaws :/
11:48 <@wilpig> I'm gonna wake up to find a bitches head in my bead, aren't i?
11:49 <@Dagmar> If your'e lucky
11:49  * klixa looks away shyly and whistles
11:49 <@wilpig> as long as we're not looking at a bobbit situation
11:49 <@klixa> wilpig: i just need to know i will be the only one making your sandwhiches for you :/
11:49 <@Corydon76-home> Or a headless kitty
11:50 <@rattle> Horse head.  Classic classy.
11:50 <@wilpig> no rattle.  it sounds like horse, but it's whore's
11:50  * klixa makes wilpig a sandwhich he cant refuse
11:50 <@oddball> Wait.... Bad Grandpa got a "fresh" rating on Rotten Tomatos?
11:51 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: I sometimes make sandwiches for Wilpig with rapey spread
11:51 <@oddball> (borderline... 61%, but still)
11:51  * klixa eyes Corydon76-home with hatred and jealousy
11:51 <@wilpig> oddball: that's some funny shit there
11:51 <@wilpig> I laughed pretty hard at it
11:52 <@wilpig> but we all agree my sense of humor isn't normal
11:52 <@oddball> Yes.  But you like that stupid shit.
11:52 <@wilpig> Dementia_: ^
11:52 <@wilpig> eventually she'll take notice that her name's been said
11:52 <@oddball> Wait... she liked it too?
11:52 <@wilpig> no
11:53 <@wilpig> she reminds me often that i'm not funny
11:53 <@oddball> And does she actually talk in here anymore, or just lurk?
11:53 <@oddball> Ah... ok... I would have been fairly surprised if she liked it.  I could see her husband liking it, though...
11:53 <@wilpig> rarely talks.  I think she has issues getting a shell out of work
11:54 <@wilpig> she can do it, but it's not worth the effort
11:54 <@wilpig> they have a really retarded security policy there
11:54 <@oddball> gotcha
11:56 <@Dagmar> Ah hell.  The spell merc isn't fleeing
11:56 <@klixa> wilpig: your sense of humor is fine... RangerZ is the one who has issues with humor
11:57 <@oddball> wilpig: No... wilpig laughs at the really stupid shit.
11:57 <@klixa> hmm...well he *does* like that 90 day fiance show
11:58 <@klixa> i havent even seen it...but someting tells me that is just wrong to like
11:58 <@oddball> Yeah... isn't that a reality show about mail order brides or something?
11:58 <@klixa> i dunno
12:00 <@oddball> I looked it up on IMDB last night when he mentioned it.
12:00 <@oddball> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3469050/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
12:00 <@GateKeeper> Title: 90 Day Fiance (TV Series 2014– ) - IMDb (at www.imdb.com)
12:10 <@wilpig> It's cringe tv at its finest
12:10 <@wilpig> I can't get enough
12:11 <@wilpig> The mormon dude in LA with the super hot columbian chick.  he has realized that she is so far above his level he's freaking out just waiting for her to figure it out and leave his ass
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12:14 <@klixa> wilpig: names, so i can google
12:15 <@klixa> paola?
12:19 <@wilpig> uhhh. no.  something with a k
12:19 <@wilpig> i think the paola is the one with the huge rack
12:24 <@wilpig> http://smallscreenscoop.com/90-day-fiance-tv-recap/338677/
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12:26 <@klixa> from googling its a show for men
12:26 <@klixa> the men are below average looking and the woman are all above average looking
12:27 <@wilpig> well if you're secretly being paid by some mail order bride service you want to show off the really hot ones, right?
12:28 <@klixa> im honestly not sure why all men dont just buy hot wives
12:29 <@klixa> in the end...being hot is all that matters...not 13 years of loyalty, and stuff....
12:30 <@wilpig> just to the shallow ones like me
12:31 <@wilpig> damn I need to hit the lottery.
12:31 <@klixa> all men are shallow...
12:31 <@wilpig> brimstone: damac are the racks we have here
12:33  * klixa shall teach her daughter to be evil and exploit men for all they are worth muhahahhaah
12:33 <@oddball> klixa: Because, no matter what you do, you have to talk to them at some point.
12:34 <@klixa> oddball: im not sure if you are for or against shallowness?
12:35 <@oddball> I would probably end up stabbing a super model in the face if she couldn't hold a decent conversation.
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12:35 <@wilpig> oddball: I would to.  the difference is, I would stab her in the face with my penis
12:35 <@oddball> ...and then chop her into pieces, stick her in the freezer, and set the house on fire.
12:37 <@klixa> damn...you're kinda violent oddball
12:37 <@wilpig> do we really need to get rid of the evidence?
12:37 <@oddball> klixa: I'm the quiet guy people warn you about.
12:38 <@klixa> hmmm
12:38 <@oddball> Good news is that I rarely get truly angry... but when I do, bodies have been known to start flying.
12:39  * klixa backs away slowly as to not attract oddball 's attention
12:39 <@klixa> soooo, wilpig speaking of , um... computer games...
12:39 <@oddball> Heh... don't worry.  You, I like. :p
12:40 <@klixa> lol :)
12:40 <@oddball> I think there's been all of one person in here that's seen me angry... and I've been hanging out in here for quite a while.
12:40 <@Corydon76-home> oddball: I prefer the method employed in "Fried Green Tomatoes"
12:40 <@klixa> noooo...that ruins the food
12:41 <@oddball> Yeah... but my insurance isn't that good.
12:41 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: you don't like barbecued ribs?
12:41 <@klixa> Corydon76-home: no, no i dont
12:42 <@Corydon76-home> I'm sure we can find someone in here to eat them
12:43  * wilpig puts on a bib
12:54 <@Dolemite> klixa: Well, some of us grow out of being shallow.  In the end I really just wanted someone willing to put up with me.
12:54 <@klixa> Dolemite: wait until its midlife crises time, lol
12:55 <@Dolemite> klixa: Uh, I'm already on the downhill side of that midpoint
12:55 <@Corydon76-home> klixa: that WAS his midlife crisis.
12:55 <@klixa> Corydon76-home: lol
12:55 <@klixa> Dolemite: hmm...maybe thats what i need to do..find someone on the other side of it...
12:56 <@Dolemite> wilpig is older than most in here.  Just find a crate for the baby and you can have him.
12:56 <@klixa> wilpig: how old are you
12:56 <@Dolemite> 64
12:56 <@wilpig> liar!
12:56 <@klixa> he is not 64
12:56 <@wilpig> what year is this again?
12:56 <@Dolemite> The year of the horse
12:56 <@klixa> 2014
12:57 <@wilpig> I think I turn 35 thisyear
12:57 <@klixa> fuck
12:57 <@klixa> im older than wilpig
12:57 <@Dolemite> So he can be your boy toy
12:57 <@Corydon76-home> I turn 38 this year
12:57 <@klixa> Dolemite: well, i just turned 35 Jan 20th
12:57 <@klixa> so...hes not much of a boy toy
12:57 <@Dolemite> Bah.
12:58 <@Dolemite> I married an older woman.  For half of the calendar year she's older than me.
12:58 <@Corydon76-home> Yeah, you should see the boy toy I found online...
12:58 <@klixa> Dolemite: lol
12:59 <@Corydon76-home> 18, thin, virgin, cute, convinced he's a bottom... too bad I already have a life partner
12:59 <@Dolemite> Ok, since the contest has started already, I'm not going to point out that some people clearly can't follow instructions for the social media tasks...
12:59 <@klixa> i jsut dunno wtf i am doing...have been with the same person 13 years... and they are having sex with other women and dont care that i care... "except it or leave" and he hears voices now... and i just had a baby... its almost like the plot of a bad movie
12:59 <@klixa> accept it*
13:00 <@Corydon76-home> Oh, and the boy toy thinks I'm drop dead gorgeous
13:00 <@Dolemite> klixa: There is nothing good about staying with this person.  There is good in allowing him access to your child - if he makes an effort - but there is no good in you staying with him.
13:00 <@Dolemite> Corydon76-home: I told you to stop hitting on blind kids
13:01 <@Corydon76-home> lol
13:01 <@Dolemite> Mainly the kids aprt
13:01 <@klixa> Dolemite: right now we are together as roommates; he wasnt like this until after i got pregnant...so part of me is still in shocl
13:01 <@Dolemite> er, part
13:01 <@klixa> shock*
13:01 <@Corydon76-home> He's also a bit emo.
13:01 <@oddball> klixa: Ew... suck.
13:01 <@wilpig> same rule applies for kids and women right?  don't hit them with anything larger than the width of your thumb?
13:02 <@Corydon76-home> Okay, very emo.
13:02 <@Corydon76-home> Someone stood him up last night and he cried for 3 hours
13:03 <@klixa> 3 hours?
13:03 <@klixa> thats a really really long time
13:04 <@Corydon76-home> Yep, it certainly is
13:33 <@wilpig> https://www.dropbox.com/s/j7mbkhutoefy34j/2014-02-11%2013.21.00.jpg
13:33 <@GateKeeper> Title: Dropbox - 2014-02-11 13.21.00.jpg (at www.dropbox.com)
13:33 <@wilpig> wheeeeeee
13:34 <@Dolemite> What're you playing?
13:36 <@wilpig> bravely default
13:36 <@wilpig> stupid name for a game
13:41 <@klixa> they couldnt speak english apparenlty
13:41 <@klixa> prolly meant brave by default
13:41 <@klixa> naturally brave
13:41 <@klixa> something
13:52 <@Dolemite> ok, boring repetitive meeting time
13:52 <@Dolemite> later
13:52 <@wilpig> rubber stamp it
13:53 <@ShadowHntr> *yawn*
13:53 <@ShadowHntr> how is everyone today
13:54 <@klixa> ShadowHntr: fine..you?
13:54 <@ShadowHntr> excited - got a phone interview with a video game developer out of Baltimore
13:55 <@ShadowHntr> for a job in their NOC
13:55 <@klixa> congrats
13:55 <@ShadowHntr> in about an hour
13:56 <@ShadowHntr> also enjoying these MOOCs that are popping up all over
13:56 <@ShadowHntr> taking an online course in gamification
13:58 <@klixa> cool
13:58 <@klixa> i was taking an online class...but then i forgot about it
13:59 <@klixa> my mind still hasbt recovered from having a baby...estrogen is the "retard" chemical
13:59 <@klixa> its like slows your mind and makes it hard to concentrate...except on lame stuff like baby clothes
14:01 < RangerZ2> http://news.slashdot.org/story/14/02/11/1816216/fbi-10000-reward-for-info-on-anyone-who-points-a-laser-at-an-aircraft Dagmar whats that guy's name?  lol
14:01 <@GateKeeper> Title: FBI: $10,000 Reward For Info On Anyone Who Points a Laser At an Aircraft - Slashdot (at news.slashdot.org)
14:05 <@wilpig> klixa: can I quote you on that later?
14:05 <@wilpig> I'm afraid if I went to the NY office and said that estrogen is the retard chemical.  i'd be castrated
14:07 <@klixa> wilpig: go ahead
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14:12 <@benthemeek> ShadowHntr: Its not the game developer running the hero engine is it?
14:13 <@benthemeek> I'm from Maryland and I have a few friends who work for a game development company up there.
14:14 <@wilpig> no ben.  you escaped the wintery grip of the north.  embrace the south.  love the south!  send me biscuits and gravy you motherfucker you!
14:14  * wilpig wipes the foam off his mouth
14:15 <@benthemeek> Technically maryland is south of the mason dixon ;)
14:15 <@benthemeek> as I used to tell everyone who accused me of being a yankee when I visited TN
14:19 <@wilpig> that's just what a yankee infiltrator would say
14:19 <@wilpig> you dragged your carpet bag south and started stealing our women
14:19 <@benthemeek> I brought my own
14:19 <@benthemeek> lol
14:20 <@ShadowHntr> benthemeek: it's ZeniMax Media
14:20 <@ShadowHntr> parent company of Bethesda Softworks
14:20 <@wilpig> even worse!  you brought more infiltrators!
14:21 <@benthemeek> I spawned 3 once I arrived and they will just grow up and corrupt some young southern men.. or women
14:21 <@benthemeek> (I have an open mind)
14:22 <@wilpig> you shoudln't say that around us.  cause it's just not good
14:22 <@wilpig> sorry benthemeek.
14:22 <@benthemeek> Whats that?
14:23  * benthemeek reviews the sentence where he indicated that he cares not what his 3 little girls decides to love when they grow up
14:24  * wilpig gets out a calendar
14:24 <@wilpig> when are they 18 again?
14:24 <@benthemeek> lol
14:26 <@wilpig> now you understand why I said sorry
14:28 <@oddball> benthemeek: Eh... I know folks that still call me a filthy yankee.... and I've lived here since I was 5.
14:29  * wilpig sniffs oddball 
14:30 <@benthemeek> Well I moved there when I was 9.  My family is all from TN
14:30  * oddball smacks wilpig on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.
14:30 <@benthemeek> didnt take long to lose the southen drawl when other kids give you a hard tiem for it
14:31 <@wilpig> benthemeek: so you aren't just a carpet bagger,  you a god danged turn coat too!
14:31 <@wilpig> string 'im up!
14:32  * Corydon76-home twiddles his thumbs
14:33 <@Corydon76-home> We had a power outage in Whites Creek this morning, and the VMWare cluster still isn't fully recovered yet.
14:33 <@wilpig> that's not good
14:34 <@Corydon76-home> and guess where the Wiki is that holds the documentation for rebuilding machines from backup?
14:34 <@brimstone> part of the DR plan needs to be "PRINT THE WIKI"
14:35 <@wilpig> lol
14:35 <@Corydon76-home> We aren't quite to the point of rebuilding VMs, but I dread the time that that becomes the plan
14:50 <@wilpig> brimstone: http://www.damac.com/seismic-rack  <-- what we use here.  the 48" deep variety
14:50 <@GateKeeper> Title: Seismic Rack (at www.damac.com)
14:50 <@brimstone> wilpig: thanks
15:11 < aestetix> penis
15:29 < aestetix> benthemeek: maryland is very much a southern state
15:29  * aestetix points at baltimore
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15:52 <@wilpig> how perfect is this for NotLarry going to vegas today?  http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Dave/theyllmakeamovieaboutthiscalledsonofthemask2(1).png
15:53 < RangerZ2> nice
15:53 < RangerZ2> and he's not going to vegas
15:53 < RangerZ2> he's heading to cali
15:53 <@wilpig> yeah yeah.  same diff
15:54 < RangerZ2> wilpig: you ever been north of the mason dixon before NJ?
15:54 < RangerZ2> lol
15:54 <@wilpig> RangerZ2: yes
15:54 <@wilpig> many many times
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16:11 <@rattle> wilpig: Have you had pork roll yet?
16:12  * wilpig continues packing his bags
16:13 <@wilpig> I know not of this pork roll that you speak
16:14 <@rattle> wtf?
16:14 <@rattle> I thought we've gone over this.
16:14 <@rattle> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pork_roll#Jersey_Breakfast
16:14 <@GateKeeper> Title: Pork roll - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (at en.wikipedia.org)
16:14 <@wilpig> I don't generally goto diners or greasy spoons?
16:15 < aestetix> oh right
16:15 < aestetix> rattle: do you know anyone at SAIC?
16:15 < aestetix> or does anyone in here
16:16 <@rattle> I'm sure I do..  No one I've been taking to recently though.
16:16 < aestetix> ok
16:16 <@rattle> Any particular reason?  SAIC is huge.  They do a lot of different things.
16:16 < aestetix> Yes. Regarding the Oakland DAC
16:16 < aestetix> Oakland turned down SAIC because of the nuclear weapons ban
16:16 < aestetix> And they just waived that ban for another contractor
16:17 < aestetix> I figured SAIC might have something to say about that
16:17 <@rattle> Who was the other contractor?
16:17 < aestetix> Schneider Electric
16:17 < aestetix> It turns out Schneider also has nuclear ties, but Oakland is ignoring it for them
16:18 <@rattle> Every major contractor is gonna have some kinda nuclear ties, depending on how you define a tie.
16:18 < aestetix> agreed
16:18 <@rattle> SAIC's would be pretty huge though.
16:18 <@rattle> I think they are one of the key contractors that staff Y12, which would kinda strike at the heart of that one.
16:18 < aestetix> So the point here is that I don't want the DAC to happen, and the solution right now seems to be throwing bureaucracy at them
16:19 < aestetix> And a lawsuit from SAIC against them, which might turn into a battle between SAIC and Schneider, seems like a perfect way to drain Oakland's resources on this
16:19 < aestetix> Since there are potentially millions at stake
16:21 <@wilpig> god.  tumblr internal folks are going apeshit over the new tlds
16:21 < aestetix> wilpig: my friend registered "terrorist.network" in arabic
16:21 <@wilpig> http://www.uniteddomains.com
16:21 <@GateKeeper> Title: Domain Name Registration with United Domains • New Domains. New Opportunities (at www.uniteddomains.com)
16:22 < aestetix> so I'm confused here
16:22 < aestetix> is someone making a ton of money by diluting the domain name supply?
16:22 <@wilpig> http://tagsavage.com/handbags/image-w7v1Y5goOK.png
16:23 <@wilpig> just more proof that the tld space didn't need to be expanded.  it was just a money/land grab
16:23 < aestetix> ok so
16:24 < aestetix> one of their talking points is "short and distinctive"
16:24 < aestetix> how is .international short and distinctive
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16:43 <@wilpig> jesus christ.  I locked down the width of a column in opendcim and you'd think I just offered up this dude's first child for a sacrifice.
16:43 <@klixa> ok, a diet pepsi can is like the most exciting thing ever to klixa 2.0
16:51 < aestetix> what is klixa 2.0
16:51 < aestetix> what new features can I expect
16:52 <@klixa> blue-er eyes, more compact design...
16:53 < aestetix> ok
16:53 < aestetix> I have a house cleaner over
16:53 < aestetix> is it a bad idea to masturbate?
16:53 <@Mirage> is he cute?
16:53 <@klixa> you live in the bay...so no
16:53 < aestetix> Mirage: no
17:09 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: I dare you to walk through the house wearing nothing other than an untied housecoat and slippers
17:10 <@klixa> way to endorse sexual harassment
17:10 < aestetix> how is that harassment
17:11 <@Corydon76-home> Double points is if you're murmuring to yourself and shuffling your feet across the floor like you're heavily medicated.
17:11 <@klixa> aestetix: cause the house cleaner wont be able to resist you and will sexually harass you
17:12 < aestetix> by threatening to not finish cleaning if I don't let them blow me?
17:13 <@klixa> im not sure how they would do it...
17:13 < aestetix> how they would blow me?
17:14 <@oddball> Yeah... it would be difficult for them to blow you while you're masturbating.
17:14 <@klixa> oddball: lol
17:16 < aestetix> well
17:16 < aestetix> what if they are just licking the head while I stroke the shaft?
17:16 < aestetix> does butt play count as masturbation?
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17:17 <@klixa> :D
17:17 < aestetix> what?
17:17 < aestetix> were you censoring me?
17:17  * klixa hands aestetix a horse head
17:17 <@klixa> make some videos
17:17 <@klixa> aestetix: no, i was kicking you cause i wanted to... :/
17:18 < aestetix> I'm being sexually harassed
17:18 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: it only counts as masturbating if you cum from the sensation alone
17:18 < aestetix> Corydon76-home: so prostate play could be masturbation?
17:18 <@rattle> aestetix: Like a dream come through for you, eh?
17:19 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: I've done that to multiple guys before.
17:19 < aestetix> rattle: what dreams may come
17:19 < aestetix> (wet dreams may cum)
17:25 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: you paying attention to the latest environmental disaster in West Virginia?
17:26 <@Corydon76-home> The names of the companies involved are about the only thing funny about it.  Last month's was Freedom Industries.  Today's is Patriot Coal.
17:26 < aestetix> haha
17:27 <@Corydon76-home> Way to make freedom and patriotism synonymous with slimeballs.
17:30 <@SuMo_D> I've gone and done it... gone to the dark side
17:30 <@SuMo_D> I got a Creative Cloud subscription... I feel dirty
17:31 < aestetix> what is creative cloud?
17:31 <@SuMo_D> Adobe
17:31 <@klixa> aestetix: photoshop, etc...
17:31 <@klixa> they no longer sell apps, its all i the cloud now
17:31 < aestetix> oh
17:32 <@SuMo_D> I've resisted this long...
17:32 <@SuMo_D> but yeah... it was time, I'm even installing one on a windows machine for work... I don't even know who I am anymore
17:36 <@Corydon76-home> I wonder how long until Adobe calls an end to that game plan and lets people lose the cloud
17:36 < aestetix> that's interesting
17:37 < aestetix> so if I'm on an airplane, I can't use photoshop now?
17:37 < aestetix> or somewhere where I don't have internet?
17:41 <@oddball> Or if you forget to pay the rent.
17:42 < aestetix> http://goat-simulator.com/
17:42 <@GateKeeper> Title: Goat Simulator (at goat-simulator.com)
17:42 <@SuMo_D> you download an installer, you install the program, but if you don't pay for a month if you're on a monthly sub than you can't access the program
17:43 <@SuMo_D> so you can use it while you're not connected to the internet but only for prescribed amount of time
17:44 < aestetix> oh wow
17:44 < aestetix> when you make something like a picture in it, is it stored on their system?
17:44 < aestetix> or locally?
17:45 <@oddball> Pretty sure locally.
17:45 < aestetix> so basically
17:45 < aestetix> how much is the subscription
17:45 <@SuMo_D> locally - but you can store it on their cloud - each sub gets 20GB of cloud space
17:46 <@SuMo_D> retail is 50$ a month
17:46 < aestetix> can you still buy the software without a sub?
17:46 <@SuMo_D> I prepaid and did an educator discount so got it 200$ for a year
17:46 <@SuMo_D> nope sub only
17:46 <@SuMo_D> you can get just Photoshop for 20$ a month
17:46 < aestetix> oh fuck that
17:46 <@SuMo_D> yep
17:46 <@oddball> They did this a while ago.
17:47 < aestetix> like, it makes sense if you want to be legal and can't afford $800
17:47 < aestetix> but fuck the dependency on internet
17:47 <@SuMo_D> yep June 1st was the last time you could actually buy your program flat out
17:47 <@oddball> I think they were getting upset that people weren't buying the new version of Photoshop, etc to replace the old one.
17:47 <@brimstone> *buy a license to use your program flat out
17:47 < aestetix> oddball: was the new one worth upgrading to?
17:48 < aestetix> I'd be cool if there were both a subscription model and a buy it for local use model
17:48 < aestetix> this approach makes me inclined to seed a torrent just to spite them
17:48 <@SuMo_D> the new one has some nifty features... they always do... and yeah Adobe used to tick me off, cause I had to stay current due to teaching the product to professionals being my main gig
17:48 <@oddball> I think they were really hitting incremental update mode, so... a lot of folks didn't think so.
17:49 <@SuMo_D> but... yeah.. its more for their benefit cause of yes, that ^
17:49 < aestetix> so this is the software versino of copyright extension, it sounds like
17:49 <@SuMo_D> aestetix they did that for about a year and a half till they discontinued the local download last year
17:49 <@oddball> Of course, they might have had more people buying the updated versions if they were a few hundred bucks...
17:52 <@SuMo_D> well yeah they're running reduced rates for people who had previous CS versions
17:52 <@SuMo_D> but still ugh I hate the you HAVE to subscribe
17:52 <@SuMo_D> but for people who didn't have the whole suite before, some people are digging they have access to everything now, which is nice, considering how if you are going to survive as a working creative these days you need to diversify
17:53 < aestetix> so now that I think about it
17:53 < aestetix> what you're really buying is a license to access their software
17:53 < aestetix> and if you look at it that way
17:54 < aestetix> when you use facebook, you're giving them data in exchange for a license to access their network
17:58 <@SuMo_D> pretty much
18:01 < aestetix> you know
18:01 < aestetix> this flappy bird black market is hilarious
18:03 < aestetix> http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_trksid=p2050601.m570.l1313.TR0.TRC0.Xflappy+bird&_nkw=flappy+bird&_sacat=0&_from=R40
18:03 <@GateKeeper> Title: flappy bird | eBay (at www.ebay.com)
18:09 <@SuMo_D> I heard about that
18:10 <@SuMo_D> its so funny what people get obsessed with....
18:22 <@wilpig> I'm obsessed with you... SuMo_D. :D
18:22 <@wilpig> don't close your blinds...
18:24 <@klixa> :(
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18:33  * wilpig slides a hand up klixa's shirt
18:33 < aestetix> pics
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18:36 <@wilpig> no aestetix .  that's what courts call "evidence"
18:36 <@wilpig> or "exhibit a"
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18:39 <@klixa> pregnancy and post pregnancy hormones makes you cry randomly sometimes... hands under shirts distract you
18:41 <@SuMo_D> wilpig wit?
18:41 <@SuMo_D> what?
18:41 <@klixa> that target commerical... man that always makes me cry... the one that's in foreign languages
18:41 <@klixa> the entire times i was pregnant, everytime i saw it i cried and was ocmvinced i would die during pregnancy
18:41 <@klixa> err birth*
18:42 <@klixa> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBV_m4T6q1Q this one
18:42 <@GateKeeper> Title: Target: Clap Your Hands - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
18:42  * klixa cries now
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18:45 < aestetix> oh hell yes
18:46 < aestetix> take that level 125
18:46 < aestetix> fuck that was hard
18:47 <@klixa> SuMo_D: im not sure i got it
18:48 <@SuMo_D> aestertix I just got to 110
18:48 < aestetix> SuMo_D: I have been playing way too much
18:48 <@SuMo_D> klixa got what? wilpig's... weirdness... o_O or my rant about clouds
18:49 <@klixa> i dont know anything
18:49 <@klixa> except wilpig 's cybering skills are lacking
18:49 <@wilpig> i'm not weird.
18:49 <@wilpig> you;re the weird one
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18:49 <@SuMo_D> k
18:51 <@klixa> im talking to a drunk dude i think... im waiting to find out...if he is im gonna dare him to do things
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18:51  * klixa really needs to come up with less self destrucivte ways of not being sad
18:52 <@wilpig> there's always porn
18:52 <@klixa> im a girl...why the hell would i use porn when i can get the real thing?
18:52 <@klixa> tahts just retarded wilpig
18:52 <@wilpig> there are two sides to that coin.  watching / making
18:53 <@klixa> i have made porn
18:53  * wilpig waits for the link
18:53 <@klixa> kinda...i was a photographer...i have taken still pics
18:57 <@SuMo_D> installing software sucks
18:57 <@SuMo_D> takes forevars
18:57 <@klixa> trying to flirt with a shy guy sucks
18:57 <@SuMo_D> ha
18:58 <@SuMo_D> that's true
18:58 <@klixa> "oh ok, so it's still too soon to take advantage of you." is the last thing i said
18:58 <@klixa> i have been wating for a rpelay for awhiule now
18:58 <@klixa> hes drinking...o drink #1
18:58 <@SuMo_D> lol
18:58 <@klixa> im on drink #1 too
18:59 <@SuMo_D> and you're.... in a bar on IRC?
18:59 <@klixa> im at home
18:59 <@SuMo_D> or just virtually flirting
18:59 <@klixa> facebook chat
18:59 <@klixa> oh, if it were real life...wed already be smoking a cig by now
18:59 <@klixa> :D
19:00 <@SuMo_D> lol
19:00 <@oddball> Oh... right.. alcohol
19:00  * oddball goes and grabs some burbon
19:00 < RangerZ2> speaking of
19:01 < RangerZ2> I notice she hasn't been in the channel lately
19:01  * klixa sings "a one bourbon, one scotch and one beer"
19:01 <@klixa> 6 minutes...i guess hes not the cyber flirt type
19:01  * RangerZ2 sings "liqueur and poker all night"
19:01 <@klixa> lame
19:02 <@klixa> and ot think , i was gonna send pics...cause i am in that inda mood
19:02 <@klixa> kinda*
19:03 < RangerZ2> kind of* ;)
19:03 < aestetix> fucking radical transparency bullshit
19:03 < RangerZ2> ok?
19:03 < aestetix> there's an event that I want to go to, and I need to register for it, but I don't want my info posted on their fucking site
19:03 < aestetix> (it's an eventbrite thing)
19:04 < aestetix> and there's no option for "do not post"
19:04  * oddball got distracted by some ginger liquor on his way to the burbon
19:04 < RangerZ2> register with ' aestetix aestetix'
19:04 <@klixa> oddball: that sounds fuckign awesome
19:04 <@klixa> i love ginger
19:04 <@oddball> damn my ADD... tasty tasty ADD...
19:04 < RangerZ2> wilpig.... oh wilpig
19:04 < aestetix> how about "Fuck Transparency"
19:05 < RangerZ2> actually... http://www.tennessean.com/article/20140211/BUSINESS/302110101/S-F-based-Eventbrite-expanding-into-Nashville
19:05 <@GateKeeper> Title: S.F.-based Eventbrite expanding into Nashville | The Tennessean | tennessean.com (at www.tennessean.com)
19:05 <@wilpig> RangerZ2: I don't think I ever want you sayin gmy name like that
19:05 <@wilpig> it's uber creepy
19:05 < RangerZ2> i was calling you for klixa
19:06 < RangerZ2> she loves the ginger
19:06 < RangerZ2> lol
19:06 <@SuMo_D> you guys don't have even bright yet?
19:06 <@klixa> RangerZ2: yes i do
19:06 <@SuMo_D> you mean SC beat you guys to something
19:06 <@klixa> especially the raspbery ginger brew
19:06 <@SuMo_D> k
19:06 <@oddball> klixa: Stirrings ginger liquor... best shit I can find without making my own.
19:07 <@klixa> we can mix it with chambourg (raspberry liquer)
19:07 < RangerZ2> SuMo_D: they are opening an office here, not that their service wasn't here before
19:07 <@klixa> ok, this man is an idiot
19:07 <@SuMo_D> ah
19:07 <@klixa> i am flirting hardcore with him...secually...and hes telling me about video games
19:07 <@wilpig> show me your boobs.  it will get me out of the game
19:08 <@klixa> the guy i am flirting with... i know in real life... and ...well hes not some random person
19:08 <@klixa> wilpig: i dont know you well enough,....maybe after a few mor beers tho i wont care
19:10  * wilpig goes back to playing Bravely Default
19:10 < RangerZ2> ohh goodie... Star Wars ep 7 will start filming this May... before "Keeper of the Holocron" has decided what of the books is 'canon' :/ not a great sign
19:12 <@oddball> klixa: Ginger and rasberry?  Interesting combo.
19:12 <@klixa> oddball: its awesome...
19:13 <@SuMo_D> sounds yummy
19:13 <@klixa> ok this guy is no fun
19:13 <@klixa> NO FUN
19:13 <@oddball> By the way... most places have Domaine De Canton Ginger.  While it comes in a pretty bottle... it's expensive, and crap.
19:14 <@wilpig> klixa: at least wait til I leave the room to talk about me
19:14 <@klixa> wilpig: you prolly would be fun :/
19:15 <@wilpig> I want mac and cheese
19:15 <@oddball> Pretty sure it's like Grey Goose, and people think "It's French!  It must be good!"  When it's little more than PGA liberally watered down with sugar water and food coloring.
19:17 <@wilpig> I wonder if I can order mac and cheese via grubhub
19:18 <@oddball> My bets are on "yes," but it'll be gormet shit, not Kraft.
19:19 <@klixa> cracker barrel is my fav mac and cheese
19:19 <@oddball> Well shit... kids have it too good these days.  When I was a kid, we had to source our own magnesium and iron oxide: http://buythermite.com/products.html
19:19 <@GateKeeper> Title: Products (at buythermite.com)
19:19 <@wilpig> oddball: I would take gourmet right now.
19:19 <@klixa> my homemade mac and cheese was inspred by theirs
19:20 <@oddball> Oh... I've had some "gourmet shit."  It was awesome.
19:20 <@Dickie> *shamelessly copied
19:20 <@Dickie> I love homemade mac and cheese
19:20 <@wilpig> santana's pizzeria.  a mexican / pizza joint.
19:20 <@Dickie> Chop up some spam, bake that shit.
19:20 <@wilpig> oh this has to be special
19:20 <@oddball> There's a bar in the Cincinati area that specializes in mac and cheese dishes.
19:20 <@wilpig> https://www.grubhub.com/restaurant/288662/?where=28_Lincoln_Pl_Apt_F_North_Brunswick,_NJ_08902_ll_40.450739,-74.515227&restaurantType=DELIVERY&filters=openNow
19:20 <@GateKeeper> Title: Santana's Pizzeria 904 Livingston Ave New Brunswick | Order Delivery online with GrubHub (at www.grubhub.com)
19:22 <@oddball> Shit... apparently we're all hungry.  I would have thought *someone* would notice that I just posted a link to order fucking thermite.
19:23 <@wilpig> oh this menu is fantastic.  they have everything but chinese food
19:24 <@wilpig> fat mom sandwich....
19:24 <@klixa> lol
19:24 <@klixa> man, i want a reuben
19:24 <@klixa> nao
19:24 <@klixa> like right nao
19:24 <@klixa> order me one wilpig
19:24 <@wilpig> no.  you want mac and cheese
19:25 <@oddball> wilpig: read that as "Fat Moe sandwich...."
19:25 <@klixa> i cant just eat some of yours... but for me...i want a reuben
19:25 <@Dickie> No, you want pears
19:25 <@klixa> fuck off, i dont want pears
19:25 <@Dickie> Let's agree to disagree
19:25 <@klixa> err, i mean hi Dickie, how are you? :D
19:25 <@Dickie> Immaculate
19:25 <@klixa> aesome
19:25 <@wilpig> They have a fat willy sandwich too
19:25 <@klixa> im buzzed
19:26 <@Dickie> Helloooooo
19:26 <@klixa> but not so buzzed to where i will send wilpig pics
19:26 <@Dickie> Just everyone else
19:26 <@wilpig> klixa: drink more
19:26  * wilpig is gonna restock the spank bank tonight
19:26 < aestetix> the spank bank?
19:27 <@klixa> PICS
19:27 <@klixa> FAP PICS
19:27 <@klixa> damn aestetix
19:28 <@klixa> if anyone would have got that shoulda been you
19:28 <@wilpig> ^
19:28 <@wilpig> she has a point
19:30 < aestetix> You mean pictures you use to arouse yourself when you decide to masturbate?
19:30 < aestetix> klixa: how big is your spank bank?
19:30 < aestetix> Assuming you masturbate, that is.
19:31 <@Dickie> Tell us EVERYTHING
19:31 <@klixa> i dont have a spank bank
19:32 < aestetix> so you don't masturbate?
19:32 < aestetix> wilpig: how big is *your* spank bank
19:32 <@klixa> everyone masturbates
19:32 <@Dagmar> How the hell did he not know what that phrase meant?
19:33 <@klixa> not eveyrone has a spank bank tho
19:33 <@klixa> Dagmar: i think he's faking not knowing
19:33 <@wilpig> aestetix: i've got a pretty good memory.  I've had some damn good times to stock away up there
19:33 <@klixa> that would be like if wilpig said he didnt know what a sandwhich was
19:33 <@klixa> wilpig: ever had a 3some
19:33 <@wilpig> klixa: if I had tortillas i'd let you make me a sammich
19:34 <@klixa> a mac and cheese tortila sandwhich?
19:34  * Dagmar dodges temptation!
19:35 <@klixa> ok, got the dude i am talking to , to cyber agree to running off to keywest...but he still isnt getting this whle both of our drunk/chatting online thing
19:35 <@klixa> both of us being drunk*
19:36 <@klixa> i give up... i will talk to him about cnadles and nature sound music like he wants :/
19:37 < aestetix> Dagmar: a spank bank could mean lots of things. It could mean photos or videos. It could also mean your balls pre-jizzing. It could also mean a jar you keep all your cumshots in.
19:37 <@Dagmar> No, it couldn't.
19:37 <@klixa> aestetix: do you take cum shots of yourself?
19:38 < aestetix> what?
19:38 <@Dagmar> Idioms mean specific things.  They're not just some random words thrown together to see how they sound.
19:38 <@wilpig> aestetix: there were a set of pictures floating around of some drawer that some dude was supposedly depositing into
19:38 <@klixa> i should shut up... the se2600 page is gonna choose that as the quote by my name one od these days
19:38 <@Dagmar> A "spank bank" is specifically imagery used to fap to.  Memorised or stored.
19:39 <@klixa> oh, it can be memorised?
19:39 < aestetix> What do you call jars you keep your cumshots in, then?
19:39 <@klixa> well in that case... yes aestetix i do have one of those banks
19:39 <@klixa> aestetix: creepy? lololol
19:39 <@Dagmar> The garbage.  Clean house man
19:40 < RangerZ2> FUCK ME....
19:40 < RangerZ2> god damn it
19:40 < aestetix> klixa: doesn't it depend on how big the jar is?
19:40 < RangerZ2> hours of debugging
19:40 < RangerZ2> b/c I didn't put a '/v1/' in this god damn url
19:42 <@wilpig> Everyone channel your inner nelson while you point at RangerZ2
19:42  * wilpig points at RangerZ2 
19:42 <@wilpig> HA HA
19:43 <@Dagmar> I would've thought you'd have learned to abstract that sort of thing into it's own function and to _unit tests_
19:43 < RangerZ2> i'm writing the unit tests...
19:43 < RangerZ2> thats the thing
19:43 < RangerZ2> new project
19:44 < RangerZ2> the C.R.U.D.-ish RESTful webserver
19:44 <@wilpig> I wonder just how bad nacho delivery would be
19:45 <@Dagmar> By the way... looks like some people have decided to bend MtGox over a barrel this week
19:45 < RangerZ2> if they putt he cheese on the side, nacho delivery should be fine
19:46 < aestetix> klixa: how often do you masturbate?
19:46 < aestetix> I think most guys get off at least twice a week
19:46 <@wilpig> week?
19:47 < aestetix> day?
19:47 <@Dagmar> aestetix: You're masturbating right now, aren't you.
19:47 <@wilpig> I am
19:47 < aestetix> wilpig: what color shirt are you wewaring
19:47 <@Dagmar> I would like it if the quality of our conversation were actually above that of kids at the mall.
19:48 <@wilpig> aestetix: flesh
19:48 <@klixa> aestetix: every guy i know does it once a day
19:48 < aestetix> Mmm.
19:49 <@wilpig> this sounds like a horrible pizza.    Eggplant with lots of ricotta cheese, mozzarella and plum tomatoes.
19:49 <@Dagmar> wilpig: I hate these little animated turnip thingies
19:49 <@wilpig> BURN THEM!
19:49 <@wilpig> or use a thief and steal their antennas
19:50 <@Dagmar> I hate that they're fucking _quick_
19:50 <@wilpig> wait til you see the little green things that run the fuck away
19:50 <@Dagmar> Oh, rest assured, Ringabel will be able to open a supermarket called "Crap Mart" when this is all over.
19:50 <@Dagmar> I steal from _everything_
19:50 <@Dagmar> You'd have thought that Dragon would have been able to keep a closer grip on his own fangs.
19:51 <@wilpig> I think i've decided on getting a pizza and nachos.
19:51 <@wilpig> some of the bosses have multiple things you can steal
19:54 <@Dagmar> I got a couple mithril items off the Merchant boss
19:54 <@Dagmar> Mainly I'm just running around in circles in front of the flower place, grinding
19:54 <@wilpig> that guy pissed me off
19:54 <@wilpig> that coin thing that hit for 300 was a pita
19:54 <@Dagmar> Yeah I've not used that class at all
19:54 <@wilpig> same
19:54 <@Dagmar> I'm like "Wait... it costs money to attack?  Fuck that."
19:55 < RangerZ2> i'm just going to power level it at some point, b/c it can _make_ money like a MFer too apparently
19:55 <@klixa> wilpig: get pineapples on the pizza
19:56 < RangerZ2> pineapple belongs a lot of places
19:56 < RangerZ2> but NOT on pizza
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19:56 <@Dagmar> Wrong.
19:56 <@Dagmar> It's there to keep the ham company
19:56 <@wilpig> damnit!  I was all set with my order and stupid grubhub gave me a place that only delivers to my office.
19:57 < RangerZ2> schedule the order
19:57 <@klixa> i need more beer...im all out almost :/
19:57 < RangerZ2> for when you arrive at work
19:57 <@klixa> i only had 3 in the fridge
20:02 <@wilpig> klixa: you need more booze so I can see hooters
20:03 < RangerZ2> klixa: its fair, he did it... so you can flash wilpig
20:04 < RangerZ2> but add him on facebook first
20:04 <@klixa> he did what?
20:05 < RangerZ2> you're boy
20:05 < RangerZ2> not wilpig
20:05 < RangerZ2> god
20:05 < RangerZ2> you* boy
20:05 < RangerZ2> your* BOY
20:06 < RangerZ2> and YOU ARE the one drinking ..wtf
20:06 <@klixa> no one flashed me
20:06 <@klixa> wtf are you tlaking about
20:06 < RangerZ2> that your boy cheated on you, so you can flash wilpig
20:06 < RangerZ2> nvm
20:07 <@klixa> RangerZ2: you say the most innapropriate things...luckily for you, i dont care :)
20:07 < RangerZ2> was just a joke, but obviously has been killed by now
20:07 <@klixa> "hey, your man of 13 years cheated on you and is leaving you...so flash wilpig " <--inaapropriate
20:07 <@wilpig> I'm good with anything that ends with "..so flash wilpig"
20:07 < RangerZ2> Bahhumbug ..so flash wilpig
20:08 <@wilpig> you had to go and ruin that.  what an asshole
20:10 < RangerZ2> so off topic http://ask.slashdot.org/story/14/02/11/2225208/ask-slashdot-should-developers-fix-bugs-they-cause-on-their-own-time
20:10 <@GateKeeper> Title: Ask Slashdot: Should Developers Fix Bugs They Cause On Their Own Time? - Slashdot (at ask.slashdot.org)
20:11 < RangerZ2> wilpig: did you see this, lol
20:14 < RangerZ2> such a misappropriation of what people think 'coders' do
20:14 < RangerZ2> I enjoyed the 'bricklayer' banter back and forth.
20:14 <@wilpig> lol
20:14 < RangerZ2> if a brick laying company has an employee that makes walls fall down, then fire him... or you have to pay him to fix it
20:14 < RangerZ2> unless he is salary
20:15 <@wilpig> I just filed a bug with grubhub tech support
20:15 < RangerZ2> lol, nice
20:16 <@wilpig> Dude could see my order but couldn't recreate teh bug even though he saw the error in the log that it was saying the place wouldn't deliver to me
20:16 < RangerZ2> edge case, yays
20:18 <@wilpig> oh fuck!  a minotaur!
20:24 <@wilpig> haha "lawyer is latin for liar"
20:24 < RangerZ2> ?
20:25 < RangerZ2> please say that is true
20:25 <@wilpig> watching arrested development
20:25 < RangerZ2> "consultus" or "jurisconsultus." :(
20:28 <@wilpig> Dagmar: what jobs did you level up?
20:30 <@klixa> ok i ordered a pizza
20:30 <@klixa> eta 1 hour and 15 min
20:31 <@klixa> thats a LONG time
20:33 <@Dagmar> I'm leveling up Spell Fencer on Edea right now
20:33 <@Dagmar> Ringabel's probably going to stay a thief until he maxes it out.  He's just too damn good with that special bow.
20:33 <@wilpig> so the ablink.  do you get all my jobs or just the ones on the character I sent out?
20:33 <@Dagmar> I've no idea
20:34 <@wilpig> next time it updates see if you have angelic something or damage dispersion from me
20:34 <@Dagmar> I *think* it's all the unlocked support abilities
20:34 <@wilpig> those two are bad ass.  the angelic is a 50% chance to cut the attack in half
20:34 <@wilpig> and damage dispersion spreads any direct attack at a target to everyone else
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20:39  * oddball remembers that it's probably best to just fucking kick Naienko out of the kitchen.
20:39 <@wilpig> not without setting up a camera first and charging admission
20:41 <@oddball> 1st she randomly sets plastic tongs in the cast iron skillet on the stove without noticing that the burner is on because I'm about to throw some bacon in it.
20:41 <@oddball> (fortunately, I notice before the tongs melt)
20:41 <@Dagmar> BACON!
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20:42 <@wilpig> plastic coated bacon would last longer
20:43 <@oddball> then she overfills the blender of the soup stuff I was making.  Yes... that stuff needed to get blended... and yes, even a Blendtech will choke if you completely fill the jar.
20:44 <@oddball> Oh... this is while blocking the cabinet with the plates and refusing to get out of the way or hand me a plate for the bacon I'm cooking.
20:44 <@wilpig> we discussed putting a blendtech up against a database node this afternoon
20:44 <@wilpig> how dare you cook bacon without offering it to her first
20:45 <@oddball> Then she pours the now blended soup stock into the wrong fucking pot (she decided to pour it into the pasta pot with pasta filter that was sitting out waiting to be cleaned from the night before)
20:46 <@oddball> Then she decides she decides she needs to do... ummm... something... over the cutting board right next to the stove instead of letting me chop up the onions that need to be cooked and thrown into the pot.
20:47 <@oddball> And, finally, she gets pissed off that I'm not grateful that she's "helping."
20:47 < RangerZ2> oddball: his your wife?
20:47 < RangerZ2> this*
20:47 <@oddball> yes
20:47 < RangerZ2> wow...
20:47 <@oddball> Sounds more like an 8 year old, doesn't it?
20:48 < RangerZ2> 'thank you hun, but this is my way of treating you, b/c you are such a wonderful woman and wife to me'
20:48 < RangerZ2> thats the _exact_ year old I was going to say too
20:48 <@oddball> Oh... there may have been a "if you want to eat, get the fuck out of the way" in there.
20:48 < RangerZ2> 'I'll cook dinner for you, so you can go play video games'
20:49 < RangerZ2> lol
20:49 <@oddball> 'cause seriously, there are moments in cooking where timing is damn important.
20:49 < RangerZ2> yeah
20:50 < RangerZ2> noodles=easiest example
20:50 < RangerZ2> which if you're making soup...  i expect you to be making too
20:50 <@oddball> As is... I'm afraid this has pretty much turned to grul.  Of course, part of that is we're using a friend's recipe... who sucks balls at writing recipes.
20:50 < RangerZ2> http://www.mccormick.com/Recipes/Main-Dishes/Recipe-Inspirations-Mediterranean-Herb-Crusted-Tilapia
20:50 <@GateKeeper> Title: Recipe Inspirations Mediterranean Herb Crusted Tilapia Recipe | McCormick (at www.mccormick.com)
20:51 < RangerZ2> that recipe is great BTW, if you're looking for new ones
20:51 <@oddball> No, no noodles.  We had a ham bone left over from a honey baked ham.
20:51 < RangerZ2> I had it handy since I sent it to a friend earlier
20:51 <@oddball> So.. ham + split peas + other veggies + bacon should equal tasty.
20:52 <@wilpig> you had me at bacpn and lost me at soup
20:52 <@oddball> Oh.. and she dumped the carrots in before I could chop 'em up.  Yes, they were baby carrots, but...
21:21 <@wilpig> nachos have arrived
22:20 <@Dagmar> oddball: g-r-u-e-l
22:21 <@oddball> Yes.  Thank you for noticing the typo
22:21 <@oddball> :p
22:22 <@Dagmar> pbbblt
22:25 <@SuMo_D> seriously want to punch adobe in the face... gah....
22:25 <@SuMo_D> why do they feel the need to complicate something so easy...
22:26 <@oddball> hahaha.... Apparently Ct passed an assault weapons registration which had a deadline of Jan 1 to register existing guns.  An estimated 15% of existing "assault weapons" have been registered.
22:30 <@Dagmar> They're already watching everyone, clearly.
22:30 <@Dagmar> Unless someone pulled that figure complete out of their ass
22:46 <@oddball> http://touch.courant.com/#section/-1/article/p2p-79243214/
22:46 <@GateKeeper> Title: Hartford Courant (at touch.courant.com)
22:46 <@oddball> That number may very well be from someone's ass.
22:51 <@Dagmar> RangerZ: Seriously.  Summon Friend -> Send
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23:16 <@NotLarry> from my interview today, when I was describing m0joe's script - http://i.imgur.com/exibmeZ.png
23:17 <@Dagmar> lol
23:17 <@NotLarry> I told maybe 3 people about it:)  one of then thought it was neat enough to try:)
23:19 <@NotLarry> "Do you work with linux?"  "Well, no, but let me tell you about the pi at my house."
23:19 < RangerZ2> funniest suicide bomber story of the day http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uC2BjCFtPaw
23:19 <@GateKeeper> Title: Suicide Bomb Trainer Accidentally Blows Up His Class - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
23:21 <@NotLarry> Frofr
23:21 <@Dagmar> Oh yes, he definitely wins.
23:24 <@NotLarry> from the quality of my internet connection here it would seem that "Does your mother fuck vagrants?" was not the correct answer to "do you want the code for our hotel wifi?"
23:25 <@Dagmar> Sweeper Hero is a _damned hard bonus_ to get
23:25 < RangerZ2> haven't played today at all, been doing some work
23:26 < RangerZ2> but yeah, i saw the #s, and laughed
23:26 <@Dagmar> Okay.  Cool.
23:27 <@Dagmar> I'm considering changing mine to an uber-heal
23:40 <@Dagmar> RangerZ: I got a positively sneaky idea for an app this morning
23:41 <@Dagmar> So... between that we can know exactly what APs a 3DS is looking for, and that iwlist isn't _that_ hard to run, I thought I might take a crack at a "Streetpass Location Identifier".
23:42 <@Dagmar> ...that just happens to _log_ the valid streetpass locations it finds.
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