--- Log opened Wed Feb 05 00:00:02 2014 00:00 < aestetix> oh wow 00:00 < aestetix> http://www.nbcnews.com/news/investigations/war-anonymous-british-spies-attacked-hackers-snowden-docs-show-n21361 00:00 < GateKeeper> Title: War on Anonymous: British Spies Attacked Hackers, Snowden Docs Show - NBC News (at www.nbcnews.com) 00:07 <@klixa> what is it you people have against snow? 00:08 <@Corydon76-home> Well, for starters, it's cold. 00:08 <@Corydon76-home> Secondarily, it makes roads slippery 00:09 <@klixa> b-but...hot chocolate :| 00:11 <@Corydon76-home> You mean hot cocoa. Hot chocolate contains too much fat. 00:12 <@Corydon76-home> and I have hot cocoa regardless of whether it snows 00:12 <@Corydon76-home> It's good for your circulation (the cocoa, not the heat) 00:14 <@klixa> its better with snow on the ground though :) 00:15 <@klixa> what makes it good for circulation? (/me has not heard this) 00:15 <@Corydon76-home> http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3820048/ 00:15 < GateKeeper> Title: Cocoa and Heart Health: A Historical Review of the Science (at www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov) 00:15 < aestetix> FUCK 00:16 < aestetix> level 122 is hard 00:16 <@Corydon76-home> In a nutshell, it stimulates the release of nitric oxide, which dilates the arteries 00:17 <@klixa> ok...thanks for sharing 00:17 * klixa will eat more cocoa 00:17 <@Corydon76-home> Two tablespoons of minimally-processed cocoa (not processed with alkali) will typically contain enough of the compounds that will have a positive effect on your cardiovascular system 00:17 <@klixa> i have never seen it w/o alkali...even the trader joe's organic one had alkali 00:17 <@Corydon76-home> But avoid chocolate, because the saturated fats more than cancel out the good effects of the cocoa itself 00:19 <@Corydon76-home> Hershey's sells it both ways. Special Dark is processed with alkali 00:19 <@Corydon76-home> but their regular cocoa powder is not 00:20 <@klixa> ok... i get it to make chcolate pudding with...which is just banans smashed up with cocoa powder added...tastes just like choclate pudding 00:20 -!- stowbari [~Stowbari@cpe-24-165-212-19.neo.res.rr.com] has quit [Quit: Leaving.] 00:20 <@klixa> bananas* 00:20 <@Dagmar> I just buy the box that says "instant chocolate pudding" 00:21 <@klixa> where's the challenge in that? 00:21 <@Dagmar> I have yet to have it turn out tasting like lemons or something. 00:21 <@klixa> i suppose when you want pizza...you just buy the box that says pizza.... 00:21 <@Dagmar> You're saying this to a guy who blacklisted Schwan's on his home firewall because they were doing mail order delivery of Key Lime pie 00:22 <@Dagmar> I have two boxes like that in my freezer right now 00:22 <@klixa> were or werent? 00:22 <@Dagmar> They _were_. It must have been seasonal 00:22 <@klixa> i got Key Lime pie that same week... wilpig made me want it :/ 00:22 <@Dagmar> They were delivering via fed ex next day 00:23 <@Corydon76-home> You're better off with a cheesecake from the Carnegie Deli 00:23 <@Dagmar> Despair http://www.wtvf.com/Global/category.asp?C=101735&nav=menu374_3_3 00:23 < GateKeeper> Title: Storm 5 Radar - Southeast U.S. - NewsChannel5.com | Nashville News, Weather & Sports (at www.wtvf.com) 00:25 <@Dagmar> Also despair for http://www.schwans.com/products/categoryDetail.aspx?c1=11453&c2=9422 00:25 < GateKeeper> Title: Category:Desserts: Pies, Cakes & Cobblers (at www.schwans.com) 00:25 <@klixa> Corydon76-home: cheesecake was so last year 00:25 <@klixa> 2014 is key lime pie year 00:26 <@klixa> whenever i hear/think about schwanns i think about this douche who pointed a gun at me who worked for them and had dreams of being a cop 00:26 <@klixa> he was drunk... gun wasnt loaed...but... wtf 00:27 <@Corydon76-home> Dagmar: that's not despair for here 00:27 <@Corydon76-home> Wilpig might be fucked, but hey! That's not here! 00:29 <@Corydon76-home> Oooo, flooding near Belle Meade 00:29 <@Corydon76-home> http://www.weather.com/weather/alerts/localalerts/37013:4:US?phenomena=FL&significance=Y&areaid=TNC037&office=KOHX&etn=0003 00:29 <@Dagmar> If you're trying to avoid weighing 300lbs it is 00:30 <@Dagmar> ...and it's a LOT of rain coming out of that system 00:30 <@Dagmar> Wilbur's talking about snow Sunday and I'm thinking from the maps, they're going to need shovels to move about by Thursday 00:31 < RangerZ1> Dagmar: but the radar shows it moving away from us 00:31 < oddball> Corydon76-home: Probably the intersection of Harding Pl and Bell Meade Blvd/Hillwood Blvd. 00:31 <@Dagmar> ...and towards New jersey 00:32 < oddball> That intersection floods whenever we get heavy prolonged rains. 00:32 < wilpig> Dagmar: we have two stormfronts coming. the first tomorrow which is supposed to be a couple inches and then the second on sunday that's supposed to open up the sky and freeze the fuck out of everything 00:32 <@Corydon76-home> http://store.carnegiedeli.com/plain-cheesecakes-all-sizes-p4.aspx 00:32 <@klixa> theres one road in belle meade that always has water...i forget where tho 00:32 < GateKeeper> Title: Plain Cheesecake | Carnegie Deli Plain Cheesecake (at store.carnegiedeli.com) 00:33 < RangerZ1> wilpig: don't worry, you'll have a perfect storm of snow/sleet/ice soon enough 00:33 <@klixa> wilpig is so lucky :/ 00:33 * klixa is in mediocre weather 00:33 < RangerZ1> klixa: why? because he has you willing to come cook for him? 00:33 <@Dagmar> Jesus 00:33 <@Dagmar> http://www.wtvf.com/story/24636513/la-vergne-city-leaders-discuss-recent-drone-sighting 00:33 < GateKeeper> Title: La Vergne City Leaders Discuss Recent Drone Sighting - NewsChannel5.com | Nashville News, Weather & Sports (at www.wtvf.com) 00:33 < oddball> klixa: Oh, there's a few where they just decided to pave part of the creek instead of building a bridge. 00:34 <@klixa> oddball: yeah, those 00:34 < wilpig> klixa is coming to cook? sweet! 00:34 <@klixa> wilpig: yeah, all i need in exchange is couch space :/ 00:34 < wilpig> fuck. I don't have a couch 00:34 <@Corydon76-home> You can share Wilpig's bed, as long as the kid sleeps in another room 00:35 <@Dagmar> You'd think someone was using drones to steal babies 00:35 < RangerZ1> "they can look at our children, at the playground" 00:36 < aestetix> http://i.imgur.com/vr8VVFu.jpg 00:36 < aestetix> jesus that is hardcore 00:36 < aestetix> probably nsfw 00:36 < oddball> Dagmar: Clearly you haven't dealt with the LaVergne city council. 00:36 < RangerZ1> Dagmar: you didn't catch the chief's name did you, lol 00:36 <@Dagmar> aestetix: Isn't that Heather? 00:36 <@klixa> aestetix: that is like freakshow hardcore 00:36 < aestetix> Dagmar: you mean anarchival? 00:36 <@Dagmar> No. 00:36 < aestetix> Who is heather? 00:36 <@Dagmar> Heather Brooks 00:36 < aestetix> I don't know 00:36 <@klixa> i imagine if anarchival could do that, everyone would like her , lol 00:37 <@Corydon76-home> I've known guys who can do that 00:37 <@Dagmar> The woman could swallow an entire garden hose. She lives in Atlanta. Used to use the datacenter there. 00:37 < oddball> They're the psychos that tried to keep recording devices out of a "town hall meeting" and had uniformed officers straight up threaten citizens who dared to question a 100% property tax hike. 00:37 <@Dagmar> I don't want to sound crass, but if swallowing dick were an Olympic sport, she would win the gold. 00:38 <@Dagmar> oddball: Well, mainly I'm concerned about how worked up my neighbors might geet 00:38 <@Corydon76-home> oddball: sounds like a good reason not to buy property in Lavergne 00:38 <@klixa> an entire garden hose? 00:38 < RangerZ1> just go talk to them, and explain that you're not spying on them 00:38 < aestetix> Now this, this is just impressive. Also nsfw: http://i.imgur.com/8sLhain.jpg 00:38 <@Dagmar> Also they have now shown three different devices 00:39 < oddball> Corydon76-home: Or, in WizardPC's case, move (which he did). 00:39 <@Dagmar> So, they're having this debate without even knowing what KIND of drone 00:39 <@klixa> aestetix: that one is called photoshop tho 00:39 <@Dagmar> I think I will mount a papercraft ballista on mine 00:39 <@Corydon76-home> oddball: that assumes he was able to get a sucker to buy the property 00:39 < wilpig> alright. i'm crashing. I gotta be up and get ready for work in 6 hours 00:39 < RangerZ1> Dagmar: just wait until they find out that FAA is going to release guidelines on unmanned drones, beyond what they already have, lol 00:39 <@Dagmar> Fuck those 00:40 < oddball> Corydon76-home: He did. He now lives in Nolensville. 00:40 <@Dagmar> I am going to take a good poke at trying to get this thing flying laps around the condo, unassisted 00:40 <@Corydon76-home> I'm wondering if you can put a small localized EMP on top of a model rocket... 00:40 <@Dagmar> Right now the simplest solution seems to be to pick up a cheap prepaid android phone with wifi 00:41 <@Corydon76-home> You don't have to hit the drone, just get in the general vicinity and fry the circuitry 00:41 <@Dagmar> ...which reminds me that I need to remember to get that new firmware before I take it out again 00:41 < oddball> Naienko's mother and step father are looking to move to town, and their realator informed them that having a LaVergne address will knock roughly $30k off a house's value. 00:41 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o oddball] by ChanServ 00:41 <@Corydon76-home> oddball: That bad, eh? 00:42 <@Corydon76-home> I'm surprised nobody has voted the idiots out yet 00:42 <@Dagmar> Why do these people not just buy fucking slingshots 00:43 <@Dagmar> The things are pretty fragile 00:43 <@Corydon76-home> Dagmar: doesn't that require good aim? 00:43 <@Dagmar> An aggressively thrown frisbee can take them out of th sky 00:43 <@Dagmar> Hell it's a _feature_ in mine 00:43 <@Dagmar> If anything fucks with a prop at all, it does a histrionic shutdown 00:44 <@Dagmar> It flips upside down and turns off. 00:44 <@Dagmar> I *kinda* think it needs a way to be restarted remotely, tho 00:44 <@oddball> Corydon76-home: Well, Wizard was planning on either running for office or backing someone, but then he heared "we know where you live, and it would be a shame if your house burned down..." and decided it was time to pack up. 00:45 <@Corydon76-home> Wow 00:45 <@Dagmar> If hear shit like that about my drone I will put a fucking laser on it 00:45 <@oddball> Corydon76-home: Yeah... 00:46 <@oddball> Gotta love small town poilitics! 00:46 <@oddball> er politics 00:47 <@Corydon76-home> That's like that town up between I-24 and Springfield... 00:47 < aestetix> mysql question.... is there any way to make replication ignore grants? 00:47 <@Corydon76-home> The one where they lowered the speed limit from 45 to 35 without city council's approval 00:47 <@Corydon76-home> aestetix: try #mysql 00:48 < aestetix> fair enough 00:48 <@Dagmar> Notice in the video that someone was using a parrot to deliver a plate of croissants 00:48 <@oddball> Wait... they what? I'm guessing "they" were the cops? 00:48 <@Corydon76-home> oddball: the mayor, actually 00:49 <@Corydon76-home> He used the revenue from the speeding tickets to buy another cop car, so he could keep doing it 00:49 <@Dagmar> They are ruled by fear over ther 00:49 <@oddball> ah, gotcha. 00:49 <@Corydon76-home> Tried recalling the mayor and failed. 00:50 <@Dagmar> aestetix: I'm not even sure that makes sense to try 00:50 <@Corydon76-home> The mayor finally was investigated by the TBI and lost reelection while under indictment, IIRC 00:50 <@Dagmar> aestetix: You *can* do it tho 00:50 <@Corydon76-home> Pleasant View was the name of the town 00:50 <@oddball> And there you have it... the mayor was blatantly breaking the law at the detriment of the community, and a recall failed. 00:51 < aestetix> Dagmar: Basically I want to auto-scale up and down webservers 00:51 < aestetix> But in order to do that, I have to set permissions into the master and slave db 00:51 < aestetix> And I only want the slave db to allow reads 00:51 < aestetix> Maybe there's a way to set the slave to ignore grants in the binary logs? 00:51 <@Dagmar> Most people would just make another mysql id and grant that one only read 00:52 < aestetix> well yes 00:52 <@Dagmar> There's some filtering you can do on the slaves. 00:52 < aestetix> The problem is, when you run a grant on the master, it getes replicated on the slave 00:52 < aestetix> Ok 00:52 < aestetix> That's what I was wondering 00:52 <@Dagmar> You could I suppose revoke the grants 00:52 <@Dagmar> ...but this doesn't seem like the right way to do it 00:53 <@Corydon76-home> Or it may have been Coopertown, TN 00:55 <@Corydon76-home> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coopertown,_Tennessee 00:55 < GateKeeper> Title: Coopertown, Tennessee - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (at en.wikipedia.org) 01:10 -!- RangerZ [~mike@c-98-211-46-74.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 01:10 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o RangerZ] by ChanServ 01:11 <@RangerZ> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V7HnvPWO7k .... 01:11 < GateKeeper> Title: Watch Porn? Masturbate? Get A Grip! Say Mormons In Hilarious Video - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 01:11 <@RangerZ> "war on tugs" 01:11 <@RangerZ> great name 01:16 <@Dagmar> Probably likely to be about as popular as YouTube witnessing videos. 01:18 <@RangerZ> huh? 01:18 <@Dagmar> Their program 01:19 <@RangerZ> ohh... 01:20 <@Dagmar> Still, the Shakers were somehow more than just two guys, so they might get a few people to stop fapping 01:20 <@RangerZ> sadly, their terms like 'witness' etc, are so foreign to me I forget they are keywords, etc 01:20 <@RangerZ> there are still 3 shakers 01:21 <@RangerZ> think in MD 01:21 <@RangerZ> lol 01:21 <@Dagmar> I'm pretty sure they converted 01:41 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_D@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 01:49 <@RangerZ> so TitanFall for the PC requires Origin 01:49 <@RangerZ> and using EA servers 01:49 <@RangerZ> ...so... not buying 02:45 < aestetix> vagina 03:42 < RangerZ1> http://www.tennessean.com/article/20140204/PROMO/302040037/Former-SNL-star-Victoria-Jackson-may-run-for-Williamson-County-Commission 03:42 < GateKeeper> Title: Former SNL star Victoria Jackson may run for Williamson County Commission | The Tennessean | tennessean.com (at www.tennessean.com) 03:42 < RangerZ1> She's one of those "socialists in the whitehouse" types 05:13 -!- klixak [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has joined #se2600 05:14 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o klixak] by ChanServ 05:14 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 05:53 -!- klixak [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 05:53 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has joined #se2600 05:53 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o klixa] by ChanServ 05:55 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 05:57 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has joined #se2600 05:57 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o klixa] by ChanServ 07:05 < wilpig> god damnit! 07:06 < wilpig> "Morning shift, you folks stay home tomorrow morning. Afternoon folks, I'll send another e-mail around noon and let you know whats happening." 07:06 < wilpig> and of course I didn't see that until I was walking out the door 07:22 <@klixa> better than not seeing it at all :) 07:23 < wilpig> I guess 07:24 < wilpig> since i'm up and ready I think i'm gonna run to the grocery store 07:25 -!- Dolemite [80db310d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.128.219.49.13] has joined #se2600 07:25 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Dolemite] by ChanServ 07:26 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez! 07:26 <@klixa> morning... 07:26 < wilpig> shut your face 07:29 <@klixa> its tooo esrly to be up :| 07:29 <@Dolemite> wilpig: Have you downloaded Black Sails yet? 07:29 < wilpig> yes 07:29 <@Dolemite> 4 words for you 07:29 <@Dolemite> Hot 07:29 <@Dolemite> Lesbian 07:29 <@Dolemite> Pirate 07:29 <@Dolemite> Hookers 07:29 < wilpig> you have my attention 07:30 <@Dolemite> In this telling, Blackbeard is a woman 07:30 <@klixa> ok, never heard of it til just now...but that poster is asweome 07:30 <@Dolemite> With a giant black bush 07:30 < wilpig> on that note. i'm headed to teh store. 07:30 <@Dolemite> No work today? 07:30 < wilpig> grrrrrrrr 07:31 < wilpig> "Morning shift, you folks stay home tomorrow morning. Afternoon folks, I'll send another e-mail around noon and let you know whats happening." 07:31 <@Dolemite> What is your official shift? Morning? 07:31 < wilpig> boss sent that at 1:30 this morning. I saw it at 7 as I was walking out the door 07:31 < wilpig> yeah i'm 8-5 07:31 < wilpig> the other shift is 3-midnight 07:31 <@Dolemite> Is there an overnight shift? 07:31 < wilpig> nope 07:32 < wilpig> that's covered by on call 07:32 <@Dolemite> Ah 07:32 <@Dolemite> Or whoever gets snowed in 07:32 < wilpig> yup 07:32 <@Dolemite> Or NotLarry on his ice-bike 07:32 <@Dolemite> If he manages to get an offer 07:32 <@Dolemite> And they drop the warrants in the State of NJ 07:32 <@Dolemite> That's the important part 07:33 -!- stowbari [~Stowbari@cpe-24-165-212-19.neo.res.rr.com] has joined #se2600 07:38 <@klixa> that black sails poster is themost creative jolly roger i have seen :/ 07:44 <@Dolemite> Now if you get upset at bloody violence, don't watch it 07:44 <@Dolemite> This definitely isn't a Disney production 07:57 <@klixa> how bloody/violent? game of thornes level or more? 08:01 -!- stowbari [~Stowbari@cpe-24-165-212-19.neo.res.rr.com] has quit [Quit: Leaving.] 08:03 <@klixa> Dolemite: theres a GG where i live too...are they all doing that contest or do you know? 08:04 < eryc_> http://elitedaily.com/news/world/dont-mess-with-the-president-putin-critic-finds-200-pound-giant-wooden-dick-on-the-hood-of-his-car/ 08:04 < GateKeeper> Title: Dont Mess With The President: Putin Critic Finds 200-Pound Giant Wooden Dick On The Hood Of His Car | Elite Daily (at elitedaily.com) 08:04 <@Dolemite> It's every single location 08:04 <@Dolemite> klixa: Similar to Game of Thrones in terms of violence/gore 08:04 <@klixa> Dolemite: can anyone do it? or do you have to be picked or something? 08:04 <@Dolemite> Though they've only aired 2 episodes so far, so you never know if that was just the hook to get people in 08:04 <@klixa> ok, i can handle game of thrones level... (with my hands over my eyes sometimes) 08:05 <@Dolemite> klixa: Well, anybody could "do it", but to get the free meals you have to have been picked 08:05 <@klixa> ok...yeah thats what i was wondering... the free meals part 08:05 <@Dolemite> You had to apply by the last week of January, they notified us last week, and the first weigh-in is tomorrwo 08:06 <@klixa> Dolemite: thats cool that you got picked...i hope you lose a lot of weight :) 08:06 <@Dolemite> We get 60 free meals (one per day), a bottle of sake, a bottle of wine, a bottle of Dasani (really!?), and some other marketing swag 08:06 -!- eryc_ is now known as eryc 08:06 <@Dolemite> Today I am eating salty food and drinking a ton of water 08:06 < eryc> tell them to get you a bag of coke too 08:06 <@Dolemite> I plan on doing the pee pee dance on the scales tomorrow, and will be as bloated as a premenstrual teenage girl 08:07 <@klixa> Dolemite: why not just hide lead weights in your clothes? :P 08:07 <@Dolemite> I'll have $20 in pennies sewn into my pants 08:08 <@opticron> "yeah, that's my penis....and that's my other penis, I have a condition" 08:08 <@Dolemite> So loading up on water weight isn't cheating, because even if the dr's office makes me get down to my undies, I'd still weigh the same 08:08 <@klixa> Dolemite: have you ever attempted weight loss before? 08:08 <@Dolemite> Yes, many times 08:08 <@klixa> Dolemite: have you ever succeeded? 08:08 <@Dolemite> Some times more successfully than others 08:09 <@Dolemite> Yes, but nothing this fast 08:09 <@opticron> for $10K, I'd win the fuck out of a weight loss competition 08:09 <@klixa> Dolemite: i lost 70 pounds right before i got pregnant (it took about 6 months) 08:09 < eryc> wait you win $10k? 08:09 <@Dolemite> Yeah, I'm trying to do 80+ in 60 days 08:09 <@klixa> Dolemite: me and 2 other guys all started the same time...they of course lost quicker and easier cause they are men 08:09 <@opticron> eryc, I thought I'd seen that figure mentioned 08:09 <@Dolemite> eryc: The grand prize winner gets $10,000 08:09 < eryc> nice 08:09 <@klixa> 80 pounds in 60 days wont be fat...it will be muscle and stuff too 08:10 <@Dolemite> First place loser gets 60 free meals, a bottle of sake, and a bottle of wine. Same as everybody else. 08:10 <@Dolemite> klixa: Mine will all be fat. I'm starting at 375. 08:10 < eryc> daaaamn 08:10 <@klixa> Dolemite: your starting weight doesnt affect how your body burns stuff....not that i am aware of anyway 08:10 < eryc> i'm at 235 08:10 <@opticron> are they doing winner by percentage body weight lost? 08:11 <@Dolemite> eryc: I'm 100 pounds heavier than when we worked together 08:11 < eryc> me too 08:11 <@Dolemite> It's by percentage body weight lost 08:11 <@opticron> I was at 250 2.5 weeks ago, now at 232 08:11 <@Dolemite> I've identified my 3 biggest competitors to worry about 08:11 <@Dolemite> And already identified the ones that don't have a chance. Still a lot of unknowns, though. 08:12 <@Dolemite> I lost 10 pounds this week. Was up as high as 386.6. 08:13 <@Dolemite> But I'm sure a lot of that was water weight, which is what I want to get back before tomorrow. I've been doing muscle-building workouts for 3 weeks to build up metabolism, then after tomorrow it's 100% cardio. 08:13 <@opticron> there are weekly loss incentives for the competition I'm in, so I'm sandbagging every other week :) 08:13 <@klixa> Dolemite: contest or not i hope you lose the weight,..i still have some to lose myself...but in the middle of my weightloss i got pregnant...lol... 08:14 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_D@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 08:14 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 08:15 <@klixa> SuMo_D ! 08:15 * SuMo_D one eye open 08:15 <@SuMo_D> yo 08:15 <@klixa> opticron: you're in a contest too? 08:15 <@klixa> SuMo_D: yeah me too... 08:16 <@SuMo_D> got an apt at 9:30 08:16 <@SuMo_D> that's 45 min. away 08:16 <@SuMo_D> so... yeah 08:16 <@klixa> i woke up at 6...its 7 now 08:16 <@SuMo_D> checking email and out.... 08:16 <@SuMo_D> but hi! 08:16 <@opticron> klixa, yep, at my place of work 08:16 <@klixa> opticron: wow, 20 pounds in 2 weeks... thats a lot 08:17 <@opticron> my goal is 50lbs over teh 10 week period 08:17 <@opticron> 20% body weight reduction 08:17 <@klixa> i need to lose...well im not saying how much :) 08:17 <@Dolemite> Well I'm going from completely sedentary to relatively active, which is where most of my calorie deficit will come from. 08:17 <@opticron> that'll put me below 200lbs and possibly out of "obese" BMI 08:17 <@Dolemite> So in addition to building muscle, I've been building stamina 08:18 <@klixa> my brother always talks about weightloss in % too...must be a guy thing 08:18 <@opticron> klixa, just a different perspective 08:18 <@klixa> % confiuses me 08:18 <@opticron> more applicable to comparing weight loss amongst widely varying people 08:19 <@Dolemite> But at my weight, I have to eat 3200 calories a day just to maintain my weight at a sedentary lifestyle, so that's an advantage... because once I stopped eating processed foods that were loaded with calories, I found it hard to go over 2200. 08:19 <@klixa> Dolemite: yeah.... same 08:19 <@opticron> yep... 08:19 <@opticron> cutting out all simple carbs and a lot of complex carbs 08:19 <@klixa> i eat a lot of fruit now 08:20 <@klixa> anytime i crave desserts...i eat a banana 08:20 <@Dolemite> I'm also keeping track of everything going into my mouth, so I know for sure how many calories I'm consuming 08:20 <@opticron> I don't count that closely 08:20 <@klixa> me either 08:20 <@opticron> I just know what I shouldn't eat 08:20 <@klixa> but, i know the ballpark figures 08:20 <@opticron> no thick creamy sauces 08:20 <@opticron> no noodles or bread 08:20 <@opticron> or potato products 08:21 <@klixa> i am not anti potatoes 08:21 <@klixa> especially sweet potatoes 08:21 <@opticron> those are not potatos 08:21 <@klixa> whicj....are better for you than regular ones...who knew 08:21 <@klixa> they arent potatoes? 08:21 <@opticron> nope 08:21 <@klixa> um... ok...well i guess i avoid potatoes usually then too...cause i dont like the whote ones 08:21 <@Dolemite> I've never been able to stand sweet potatoes 08:21 <@opticron> vastly different plant 08:21 <@klixa> Dolemite: !?!!? theyt are delicious 08:22 <@Dolemite> But I will probably get my only starches for the day at Genghis 08:22 <@klixa> i dont even add seasoning 08:22 <@klixa> i stay under 2 servings a day of starches/grains 08:23 <@klixa> i havent been eating all that great lately... cause of the baby, etc... i need to be more strict again 08:27 <@Dolemite> One of my competitors is trying the Herbalife shake replacement approach... but she's doing these recipes that are like drinking a dessert - Wedding Cake, etc. All she's doing is telling her body to crave that kind of stuff and it'll make her more likely to cheat on it. 08:27 <@Dolemite> What worked for me in the past, and what I'm doing now, is slowly reducing the types of foods I shouldn't be eating, rather than trying to find a "sugar free" substitute 08:28 <@klixa> heres what worked for me: but... this is how i try to eat : breakfast: smoothie (banana, yogurt, and any other fruit..sometimes i add kale) lunch: veggies+meat; dinner: veggies+meat (at one meal i will have beans of some kind)... snacks string chees,e yougurt, or other various protein 08:30 <@Dolemite> I eat either an egg white/turkey sausage english muffin for breakfast (under 300 calories for either option), a granola bar for morning snack, salad with grilled chicken at lunch, and then lean meat / low carb for dinner. Once the free meal period begins on Monday, I'll do Genghis for lunch some days and then a salad for dinner, or I'll eat the salad for lunch and Genghis for dinner. Weekends I'll probably just eat breakfast and t 08:30 <@Dolemite> Er, breakfast is either the egg white sammich or high fiber/protein cereals 08:31 <@klixa> those breakfast sandwhiches, i need 2 to be full...tho i have taken one then steamed a ton of spinach and piled it on one 08:33 <@Dolemite> I've been doing decently with them. I eat one at 6 AM and then around 9:30 need a granola bar - so 3.5 hours is pretty good 08:33 <@SuMo_D> http://www.advancedbionutritionals.com/Products/Advanced-Greens-Formula.htm 08:33 < GateKeeper> Title: Advanced Greens Formula - Advanced Bionutritionals (at www.advancedbionutritionals.com) 08:33 <@klixa> i woudl starve with both of those...i dont do well with grains... they dont fill me up at all 08:33 <@SuMo_D> I drink this every morning with almond milk 08:33 <@klixa> and i just eat more and more and more of them 08:33 <@opticron> I have a smoothie or yogurt/granola for breakfast 08:34 <@SuMo_D> its fantastic, tastes great and I feel the difference when I have it and when I don't 08:34 <@klixa> my friend used something similar 08:34 <@SuMo_D> since I had to eat through a tube for 5 months, it was hard for me to get back to "real food" and still have a hard time with certain stuff from time to time - its really awesome 08:34 <@klixa> i drnak odwalla superfood a lot back then 08:34 <@klixa> it has a lot of the same stuff i think 08:34 <@Dolemite> The funny thing is how much people here bitch about how expensive the salad bar is in the cafeteria... but see, I hate all of those pasta salads and mayo based gunk, so mine is just greens, carrots, banana peppers, chicken, and some cheese... I've been spending less than $4 per day. 08:35 <@Dolemite> But I've seen people fill up a plate with mayo goop and it ring up for $8 08:35 <@SuMo_D> I wish I had more time to talk about this - but yeah I gotta get to my reflexologist - go healthy people! 08:35 <@klixa> Dolemite: yeah 08:37 <@klixa> pasta salads make me hungry also...lol that was one of my first changes years ago...my brocoli alfredo started as half pasta half brocoli...now i dont eat pasta at all 08:37 <@Dolemite> Hrmm. Should I add O Fortuna to my workout playlist? 08:37 <@klixa> soo...its just brocoli with alfredo sauce 08:37 <@Dolemite> Alfredo is full of fat fat fat 08:37 <@SuMo_D> ^ the AB greens is great, cause of the taste and it is organic - I've tried several green drinks, next to juicing yourself, its probably the best out there, and juicing yourself takes time to get used to and a lot of time/energy to get the right produce 08:38 <@klixa> damnit SuMo_D they need to pay you 08:38 <@klixa> i want some now :? 08:38 <@SuMo_D> dude... seriously... I've tried them all 08:38 <@SuMo_D> well not all of them 08:38 <@SuMo_D> but at least 5-10 08:39 <@klixa> i have a blender... 08:39 <@klixa> lol 08:39 <@SuMo_D> my mom is really into natural healing 08:39 <@SuMo_D> and wouldn't have made it this far without her being like DRINK THIS GREEN THING 08:39 <@klixa> i am a little...thats why i didnt get an eodural 08:39 <@SuMo_D> a lot of them are crap 08:39 <@SuMo_D> this one I really do feel the difference 08:39 <@klixa> epidural* 08:39 <@klixa> i try to be as natural as possible 08:39 <@SuMo_D> yeah 08:40 <@SuMo_D> I had 12 spinal taps 08:40 <@SuMo_D> which are similar.... you made the right choice 08:40 <@klixa> i drink peppermint when my stomache hurts, etc 08:40 <@klixa> spinal taps 08:40 <@klixa> :( 08:41 <@SuMo_D> yeah, only way to check if the cancer was in my brain... and then yeah part of the treatment 08:42 <@klixa> that sux 08:42 <@klixa> my bf had tons as a kid cause they thought he had one type of meningitus 08:42 <@klixa> but he had some other kind instead 08:42 <@klixa> so it was all for nothing 08:43 <@SuMo_D> that sucks :/ 08:43 <@klixa> yeah...it sux anyone has to get them 08:44 <@SuMo_D> the first one they did, they tried to do bedside, they botched it bad, I started passing out while the needle was still in the spine and the assistant nurse was out of the room on her cell phone.... 08:44 <@SuMo_D> after that they were under flouro which was somewhat better... but yeah... no 08:45 <@klixa> the most medically ivasive thing i have gone through is birth... 08:45 <@SuMo_D> it sucks anybody has to get them... I have a lot of weird pain lately from the scar tissue - I have a friend that got an epidural and she still has similar issues 20 years after cause they didn't get the needle in the right spot 08:45 <@SuMo_D> yeah, you know birth is a lot more invasive than chemo 08:46 <@SuMo_D> its debatable which is more life changing ;) 08:46 <@klixa> i know nothing about chemo 08:46 <@SuMo_D> chemo is a general word 08:46 <@SuMo_D> like cancer 08:46 <@SuMo_D> they're all different and complex 08:46 <@klixa> during birth i had an antibiotic iv cause i teste positive for strep (50/50 women have it) and the baby can catcj it 08:46 <@SuMo_D> http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive.php?comicid=1162 08:47 <@klixa> thats about it 08:47 <@klixa> i had an iv one other time 08:47 <@SuMo_D> ^ most helpful comic ever 08:49 <@klixa> SuMo_D: im confused about yours...it was leukemia right? tho i thought only kids got that? 08:50 <@SuMo_D> lol - yeah the type I got is #1 cancer in kids 08:50 <@SuMo_D> which... breaks my freakin' heart.... cause I had a pretty awesome life before I got sick.... and its hard for me to imagine little ones going through it 08:51 <@SuMo_D> but they have a better chance of bouncing back and having a completely normal and symptom free life... which... yeah I have my stuffs.... 08:52 <@Dolemite> My wife did hypno-birthing for both of our kids 08:52 <@SuMo_D> mine was leukemia/lymphoma with a genetic mutation that made it hyper aggressive... but yea for stem cell - for my kind there's no real causes other than ummm you just got it from your blood being weird somehow 08:52 <@SuMo_D> at least that's what they told me 08:52 <@SuMo_D> anyway... I gotta run <3 08:52 <@klixa> SuMo_D: are your odds high that it wont come back? 08:52 <@klixa> oh ok have fune byw 08:53 <@SuMo_D> drink some greens and be thankful you're healthy and awesome (cause you're awesome!) 08:53 <@SuMo_D> yeah I'm pretty high odds cause of the stem cell 08:53 <@klixa> thats good... abnd uyou are awesome too! :P 08:53 <@klixa> anyway bye 08:53 <@SuMo_D> but I"m open to secondary cancers and have lasting effects from the treatment 08:53 <@SuMo_D> bleu 08:53 <@SuMo_D> bleh 08:53 <@klixa> :/ 08:53 <@SuMo_D> but I'm alive I'm alive I'm alive! - and out the door <3 08:53 < wilpig> well that was interesting 08:54 < wilpig> some of the roads are partially flooded and teh snow is absorbing rain 08:54 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_D@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 08:55 <@Dolemite> wilpig: It's that gubment conspiracy manufactured snow! 08:56 < wilpig> I knew you were behind it 08:56 < wilpig> there was 2" of standing water inthe parking lot at the store too. that was unexpected and COLD! 08:56 <@Dolemite> Not me. I'm strictly working on poisonous broccoli 08:56 <@Dolemite> er, I mean, I have nothing to do with anything like that 08:57 < wilpig> and marie isn't working on making a glow int he dark pumpkin pie 08:59 <@Dolemite> Yeah, she's currently working on gestating a baby 09:02 < wilpig> that is not the best use of her time. she needs to stay on the pie 09:02 < wilpig> so on the way to the store they were talking about some cringeworthy tv. have you heard of "90 day fiance" ? 09:04 <@Dolemite> no 09:04 < wilpig> I'm gonna have to check it out. it sounds hilarious 09:05 < wilpig> http://www.tlc.com/tv-shows/90-day-fiance/about.htm 09:05 < GateKeeper> Title: About 90 Day Fiance: 90 Day Fiance: TLC (at www.tlc.com) 09:09 < wilpig> http://store.steampowered.com/app/213670?snr=1_41_4__42 09:09 < GateKeeper> Title: Pre-purchase South Park™: The Stick of Truth™ on Steam (at store.steampowered.com) 09:29 <@klixa> http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/30/jason-freeny_n_4690387.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular 09:29 < GateKeeper> Title: You'll Never Look At 'My Little Pony' The Same Way Again (at www.huffingtonpost.com) 09:31 <@klixa> its always happy when you are way more attractive tha your ex's new gf :D 09:39 <@anarchival> I've known a couple mail order brides. One was Russian, the other French. I still can't decide which was the more vicious mercenary. 09:40 <@klixa> hmmm 09:40 <@anarchival> Actually that gold medal should probably go to one of my American acquaintances, but it's still a close contest. 09:40 <@klixa> both can be that way 09:41 < wilpig> they were talking on the radio how all of these women saw every american as rich and the producers of the show were setting the dudes up by putting them up in a really nice hotel and then having the handlers suggest they go shopping at boutiques and whatnot knowing the dudes can't afford it even remotely 09:41 < wilpig> I think one of the guys even lives with his parents still. it sounds like a disaster that will be great cringe tv 09:42 <@anarchival> wilpig: well, at least the women are consenting. they could have just gone with straight-up human trafficking. I mean, probably not on TV... 09:43 <@anarchival> wilpig: Who am I kidding? That's totally next season. 09:43 < wilpig> you're right! I need to get an application for this show 09:43 <@Dolemite> No doubt! 09:43 <@Dolemite> Isn't every show on TLC really about human trafficking? 09:43 <@anarchival> wilpig: I could see you with a Russian. I think that could work out. 09:44 <@Dolemite> What was that movie from about 10 years ago where the guy got the mail order Russian bride and she ended up turning him into the mob? 09:44 < wilpig> me too. my closet is big enough to keep her in there 09:46 <@klixa> lol 09:46 * klixa wants a non crazy man 09:46 <@anarchival> wilpig: It's cute how you think you won't be the one living in the closet. 09:47 <@klixa> im beginning to think mine is beyond crazy... that i am holding on to a dead relationship..hes not even trying and i am sick of being loyal.... 09:51 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 09:54 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has joined #se2600 09:54 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o klixa] by ChanServ 09:58 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has quit [Ping timeout: 245 seconds] 10:04 -!- RangerZ1 [~walker@c-98-211-46-74.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 252 seconds] 10:05 -!- benthemeek [~Thunderbi@zixgateway02.nhccare.com] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 10:05 -!- RangerZ [~mike@c-98-211-46-74.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 245 seconds] 10:05 -!- benthemeek [~Thunderbi@zixgateway02.nhccare.com] has joined #se2600 10:05 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o benthemeek] by ChanServ 10:12 < wilpig> This dude is gay. No doubt about it 10:18 <@Mirage> wilpig: After talking about it, I wound up watching 'Teeth' last night..=) 10:18 < wilpig> and then you let her goto bed with you. 10:19 <@Mirage> She was already asleep. I crashed on the couch. She's entirely too noisy when she gets up at 5am on her work days. 10:22 <@anarchival> I had such high hopes for Black Sails, but it's looking like just another boob tube. Literally. 10:23 <@Mirage> It didn't look too interesting to me from the previews 10:23 <@anarchival> Piracy was so liberating for women! Why, just look at how they go down on each other! Mmmm...liberation. 10:24 * Mirage fights the urge to make a comment about fishy smells. 10:24 <@anarchival> Mirage: I like pirates. And swordfighting. And there were some truly exceptional women pirates during the Golden Age. This isn't covering it. 10:24 <@anarchival> I guess I was hoping for something closer to Vikings. Sigh. 10:26 <@anarchival> It's astonishing how they could take the Pirates of the Caribbean ride and turn it into a reasonably compelling trilogy of movies, but they make a TV show based on Treasure Island and the only exciting thing about it is girl-on-girl. 10:26 <@anarchival> "exciting" 10:27 <@anarchival> Goddammit. There is actually a very well-produced Pirates porno. I own it on DVD. This is stupid. 10:30 <@Dolemite> Vikings is pretty damn good. Season 2 should be starting up soon, shouldn't it? 10:30 <@anarchival> Dolemite: I hope so. 10:31 <@Dolemite> You're just not patient enough to handle starting a new tv show. Yes, the girl on girl is gratuitous and adds NOTHING to the story. 10:31 <@Dolemite> However, it's what gets viewers to tune in. TV is a business. 10:34 <@anarchival> Dolemite: I had this same reaction to Lost Girl when Bo threw over Dyson, because the Producers That Be figured they could get higher ratings from the lesbian relationship. 10:34 < wilpig> HAHA. this dude's mormon so he's asked a friend to come and sleep on the floor in his livingroom to make sure no hankey pankey goes on 10:34 <@anarchival> Dolemite: I don't pretend because there's that many LGBT viewers of the show. They did it for the dudes. 10:34 <@Dolemite> Yeah, I don't care for Dr. Lauren, but I still watch it 10:35 <@Dolemite> wilpig: 90 Day Fiance? 10:35 <@anarchival> Dolemite: I want Kris Holden-Ried naked, dammit. 10:35 < wilpig> Dolemite: yes 10:35 <@anarchival> wilpig: There's a Mormon on the show? Oh Christ Jesus. 10:37 < wilpig> this other couple... the chick was telling the dude that she needed to take a shower and suggested he join her. he was looking for reasons to get out of it. 10:39 < wilpig> ROFL! oh fuck yes. LOL 10:39 < wilpig> dude wants this chick to stay at his parents house for three months, and his parents are insisting on them staying in separate rooms 10:41 <@anarchival> wilpig: because they're religious, or because "oh please don't get this girl pregnant and be trapped into a marriage with this foreign golddigger." 10:42 < wilpig> they didnt' say exactly. 10:42 <@anarchival> wilpig: I'm confused. Are these other couples, or is one of them the Mormon? 10:44 < wilpig> four couples 10:44 < wilpig> one of them the dude is mormon 10:44 < wilpig> the one with the separate bedrooms i'm pretty sure the dude is gay 10:44 <@anarchival> wilpig: Was he the one that didn't want to shower with her? 10:44 < wilpig> that was the gay dude 10:45 <@anarchival> wilpig: is that why you think he's gay? 10:45 < wilpig> it's a good reason. but the way he's acting around her isn't how a guy would be acting that is attracted to a woman. 10:46 <@anarchival> wilpig: You could be right, then again, some dudes don't want to just jump into bed right away with a woman they just met. 10:46 < wilpig> yeah you hsould just take a look at this. there is no doubt 10:46 <@anarchival> wilpig: that tends to be a sign of mental instability more than homosexuality 10:49 <@Dolemite> It could be that he's just never seen a girl naked, and no girl other than his mother has seen him naked. 10:50 < NotLarry> Is that how Dickie acts? 10:50 < wilpig> or... he's just still in teh closet 10:52 <@Dagmar> ...or his parents have raised him in an atmosphere of fear of any sort of sexuality. 10:52 <@Dagmar> ...which is probably why he's gay. ;) 10:53 <@Dagmar> http://davesblog.com/blog/2014/02/05/verizon-using-recent-net-neutrality-victory-to-wage-war-against-netflix/ 10:53 < GateKeeper> Title: Verizon using recent Net Neutrality victory to wage war against Netflix - Dave's Blog (at davesblog.com) 10:53 <@Dagmar> Maybe "waging war" is strong language, but 40k/s is definitely a big "fuck you" towards streaming media providers. 10:55 <@Mirage> Is it just me, or has the spam volume seemed to increase by ~30% in the past couple weeks? 10:55 < wilpig> I haven't been watching very close. 10:56 -!- x86Daddy [~x86Daddy@32.146.127.33] has joined #se2600 10:56 <@Dagmar> I have gmail so I don't have to give a fuck 10:57 <@Dagmar> lol 10:57 <@Dagmar> "Portals on school campuses (preschool through 12th grade) that are not accessible from the public sidewalk." <--now explicitly invalid as portal locations 10:58 < wilpig> as they should be 11:00 < NotLarry> The place where I got my eyeglasses assured my frames were covered this year, after I questioned that. Got a bill last week while for 2 pair of frames. Seems that I was right and they were wrong... They said the bill was a mistake and that they were going to eat the cost of the frames. 11:01 <@anarchival> unless they make an under 18 version of ingress, which isn't a bad idea 11:01 <@Dagmar> Hey man, you should complain about that. 11:01 <@Dolemite> Lots of people under 18 play it anyway 11:01 <@Dagmar> It's not your responsibility to provide them with lunch, either. 11:02 <@Dagmar> Dolemite: Yeah we saw a lot of five-year-old smurfs at the last event 11:02 <@Dolemite> My 8 year old gets excited about playing it at times 11:02 < NotLarry> shit, looks like it is going to be about 15 when I drive to work Friday. 11:03 <@Dagmar> yeah but somehow I doubt these little kids actually spent all that time playing to level 8. 11:03 < wilpig> just report them as being underage 11:03 <@Dagmar> Kinda hard to tell who they are 11:03 < wilpig> just have to wait for those big events then figure out who the names you don't recognize are 11:04 <@Dagmar> That will literally be like upwards of thirty people 11:04 <@Dagmar> Without grabbing the child and taking a picture of the phone in their hand, this is a non-starter 11:04 < NotLarry> thats what extended magazines are for 11:05 <@Dagmar> Side note: Don't buy routers from ASUS. See also http://nullfluid.com/asusgate.txt 11:06 < wilpig> asus made routers? 11:06 <@Dagmar> Yeah, astonishing isn't it? 11:06 < wilpig> WOW "Vulnerability #1 (FTP) gives EVERYONE on the internet access to attached USB storage making it possible to download and upload files. " 11:06 <@Dolemite> yeah, I have a Wireless-N one from then, but it's running DD-WRT. 11:07 <@Dagmar> wilpig: Yeeeep 11:08 <@Dagmar> Broken english or not, the authors are dead on. That's fuckin' madness. 11:09 < wilpig> if you want that file. it'll be in that place where I put things ina few minutes 11:09 < wilpig> 800MB rar 11:10 < timball> http://youtu.be/EpePzRPiB30?t=3m55s 11:10 <@Dagmar> The new stuff seems to all be happening like it shoudl 11:10 < GateKeeper> Title: Clay Aiken for Congress - "Open Door" Campaign Announcement - YouTube (at youtu.be) 11:14 <@Dolemite> Yeah, I don't know if he has enough Claymates in the constituency to win, though. 11:14 <@Corydon76-home> Just run Ruben Stoddard against him... 11:15 <@Dagmar> Oh shit http://www.ipetcompanion.net/client/humane-society-dallas-texas 11:15 < GateKeeper> Title: ipetcompanion.net/client/humane society dallas texas (at www.ipetcompanion.net) 11:15 <@Dagmar> You can play with kittens remotely 11:15 <@Dagmar> Witness it now before it's Slashdotted into oblivion 11:23 <@Dolemite> The South Mississippi location has toys you can see from the camera, but currently no kitties in the room. However, there were two teenagers that walked in and I managed to scare the shit out of them by activating one. 11:24 < wilpig> oh this bitch has got to go 11:24 < wilpig> she just turned her nose up at bacon 11:25 <@Dolemite> Russian? 11:25 < wilpig> columbian I think 11:25 < NotLarry> Dagmar: Thanks:) We had the whole family involved for that:) 11:25 <@Corydon76-home> wilpig: Don't worry, I turn my nose up at bacon, too, but I still give blowjobs. 11:26 < wilpig> Corydon76-home: I think you're nuts too 11:26 < nachoguy> wilpig: Corydon76-home thinks about your nuts too 11:27 <@Corydon76-home> Speaking of bacon, IHOP just changed their supplier of turkey bacon from one that was effectively plastic to one that is really good. 11:27 < wilpig> you're speaking gibberish. turkey's don't have bacon 11:28 <@Corydon76-home> Neither do pigs 11:28 < wilpig> LIES! 11:28 <@Corydon76-home> The taste of bacon is the taste of smoke 11:28 < wilpig> LIES! 11:29 <@Corydon76-home> If you tried the part of the pig they use to make bacon before it was smoked, it would be rather gross 11:31 <@Corydon76-home> btw, Wilbur, you're now in the part of the country where scrapple is regularly consumed, so you can try some of that. 11:32 <@Corydon76-home> Square gray sausage loaf 11:32 < wilpig> I've seen it and know better 11:32 < wilpig> that one and rattle's pork roll 11:33 <@Corydon76-home> Scrapple isn't that bad, if you eat pork 11:34 <@Corydon76-home> Just don't think about what you're eating and enjoy the flavor 11:34 <@Dagmar> I think you're confusing bacon and spam 11:34 <@Corydon76-home> Hey! You already do that with bacon. 11:35 <@Dagmar> American bacon is belly meat. Canadian bacon is back meat 11:35 <@Corydon76-home> Dagmar: I believe spam is actually lower in fat than bacon. 11:35 <@Dagmar> Hot dogs are where the questionable bits go 11:36 <@Corydon76-home> Dagmar: They make scrapple from the bits that are left over after the prime cuts, bacon, and hot dogs are made. 11:37 <@Corydon76-home> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Scrapple_1.jpg 11:37 < GateKeeper> Title: File:Scrapple 1.jpg - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (at en.wikipedia.org) 11:38 <@Corydon76-home> Boy, if that doesn't look appetizing... 11:39 <@Corydon76-home> Like I said, close your eyes, don't think about what you're eating, and enjoy the flavor. 11:39 <@Dolemite> I've had scrapple. It's not so bad with some maple syrup. 11:40 < NotLarry> Corydon76-home: Turkeys don't smoke either. 11:42 -!- CRasH180 [~CRasH_000@99-2-136-47.lightspeed.nsvltn.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 11:42 -!- CRasH180 [~CRasH_000@99-2-136-47.lightspeed.nsvltn.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Changing host] 11:42 -!- CRasH180 [~CRasH_000@pdpc/supporter/silver/CRasH180] has joined #se2600 11:42 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o CRasH180] by ChanServ 11:42 < NotLarry> Not the first time I've heard you say this - <@Corydon76-home> Like I said, close your eyes, don't think about what you're eating, and enjoy the flavor. 11:43 <@Corydon76-home> Point. 12:03 <@Mirage> Please don't mention scrapple in open channel...it immediately remonds me of Hogan and Serman who used to talk about it all the time. 12:07 < NotLarry> Mirage: as in "the bits that are left over after the prime cuts, bacon, and hot dogs are made" 12:15 <@Dolemite> NotLarry: Are you describing Hogan & Serman, Scrapple, or both? 12:16 <@Dolemite> Because I think that could go either way 12:18 < NotLarry> I am simply quoting what Corydon76-home said. I am not making any connections. Any connection infered is in the mind of the reader and is not therefor controlled or influenced by NotLarry, NotLarry inc. or any assoicates or accessories of NotLarry. 12:19 < NotLarry> The led on my new power brick is so bright I can't see the screen on my laptop. 12:20 <@Corydon76-home> Lies. You know your pheromones are influencing those around you. 12:21 < NotLarry> Corydon76-home: relax, it is irc, that fish smell is the garbage you didn't take out yet, not the interwebs... 12:22 < NotLarry> The new iSnot interface. Hangs off of the iGlass. Bluetooth. 12:22 <@Corydon76-home> Hmmm, that gives me an idea... 12:22 * Corydon76-home patents e-pheromones 12:22 < NotLarry> iSmell, even better... 12:23 <@Corydon76-home> use Deodorant; 12:25 -!- x86Daddy [~x86Daddy@32.146.127.33] has quit [Ping timeout: 265 seconds] 12:25 <@Corydon76-home> Could you imagine being able to hack a pheromone releaser in the vicinity of someone you're watching via webcam? 12:28 < wilpig> w00t! my ram RMA just came in 12:28 < wilpig> 9 boxes of dimms just arrived at the DC 12:36 < NotLarry> nice 12:57 -!- CRasH180 [~CRasH_000@pdpc/supporter/silver/CRasH180] has quit [Ping timeout: 265 seconds] 13:09 < NotLarry> Ok, showed the kid how to take the side panel off the door. Now to go see if I can find a window. If only I had tools to replace the window with... 13:10 -!- vaneck [~vaneck@96-38-5-189.static.jcsn.tn.charter.com] has joined #se2600 13:10 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o vaneck] by ChanServ 13:38 -!- benthemeek [~Thunderbi@zixgateway02.nhccare.com] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 13:38 -!- benthemeek [~Thunderbi@173.221.49.218] has joined #se2600 13:38 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o benthemeek] by ChanServ 13:38 -!- benthemeek [~Thunderbi@173.221.49.218] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 13:38 -!- benthemeek [~Thunderbi@zixgateway02.nhccare.com] has joined #se2600 13:38 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o benthemeek] by ChanServ 13:44 < aestetix> who wants to move to the bay area 13:44 < aestetix> http://uptownalmanac.com/2014/02/2br-valencia-apartment-targeting-corporate-employees-moving-san-francisco-hits-10500month 13:44 <@Dagmar> People in New York might find that cheap 13:53 < aestetix> penis 14:08 -!- vaneck [~vaneck@96-38-5-189.static.jcsn.tn.charter.com] has quit [Quit: leaving] 14:16 -!- x86Daddy [~x86Daddy@32.146.127.33] has joined #se2600 14:49 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has joined #se2600 14:49 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o klixa] by ChanServ 14:53 -!- Dolemite_ [80db310d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.128.219.49.13] has joined #se2600 14:53 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Dolemite_] by ChanServ 14:54 -!- Dolemite [80db310d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.128.219.49.13] has quit [Ping timeout: 245 seconds] 15:15 <@Mirage> It's rather difficult to just sit down and explain the inner workings of samba authentication and sharing to someone who isn't already extremely familiar with PAM, krb5, ldap, etc authentication methods 15:17 <@Mirage> I think I just made one of my coworkers ooze some brain matter from his ear onto the floor trying to explain account resolution an authentication for base samba vs samba as an NT4 Domain Member (NTLMv2) vs Samba+winbind for AD integration. 15:26 <@Dagmar> LOL 15:26 <@Dagmar> Mirage: They're kind of wrestling with guid resolution via LDAP here at the moment, and I'm kinda not really wanting to say "no, it can actually do that" 15:27 <@Dagmar> There's a few machines where if you enter the password wrong once, it'll just cycle through three failures with the same password on it's own, and then exit. 15:28 <@Dagmar> ...just as long as it doesn't go ahead and approve the login, it's something I'm just not getting my fingers caught in right now. 15:30 <@Mirage> I'm assuming you mean the EAI ldap implementation? 15:30 <@Dagmar> Yep 15:31 <@Dagmar> I would pillage an ITS server for a proper PAM & LDAP config, since ours worked like they should, but I would really rather not deal with Sean at all right now 15:34 <@Mirage> I just shot you "rhel6-ldap.sh" to evildagmar@gmail.com 15:35 <@Dagmar> Ah thanks 15:37 <@Mirage> I kept a backup of all my stuff off Dogberry 15:38 <@Mirage> probably never need it, but i wish i'd thought to grab the perl scripts we did on its-hclnap21 15:38 <@Dagmar> I kept a backup of things I coded. Nothing someone could decide to up and declare "sensitive" later on 15:38 <@Dagmar> Oh I'm sure they're not using htem 15:38 <@Dagmar> That would require they admit the nameservers were actually technically important, or that the work we were doing had merit 15:39 <@Mirage> i'd like to see someone come up with a better way to get any kind of stats from DiamondIP 15:39 <@Dagmar> Easy. 15:39 <@Dagmar> return "shitty"; 15:39 <@Dagmar> Hell at one point the fucking internal infrastructure just up and crashed in the middle of a goddamn config push 15:40 <@Dagmar> It literally put the new config out there, and then executed an ndc stop... and then crashed. 15:41 <@Dagmar> Peter probably should have mentioned when he was talking on the phone to Warren about Nagios acting all screwey that something was up 15:41 <@Dagmar> Sommeone finally called me as we were getting done at CP and I went back to the office thinking that maybe all the damn nameservers had died, ebcause I'd scheduled pushes for them all 15:42 <@Dagmar> ...then it was a matter of trying to figure out why the fuck only ip-srv2 had failed. 15:53 -!- CRasH180 [~CRasH_000@pdpc/supporter/silver/CRasH180] has joined #se2600 15:53 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o CRasH180] by ChanServ 15:55 <@Dolemite_> Aha! Time to escape! 15:55 -!- Dolemite_ [80db310d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.128.219.49.13] has quit [Quit: Page closed] 15:58 -!- CRasH180 [~CRasH_000@pdpc/supporter/silver/CRasH180] has quit [Ping timeout: 260 seconds] 16:00 -!- Catonic [~catonic@adsl-98-83-124-12.bhm.bellsouth.net] has joined #se2600 16:01 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Catonic] by ChanServ 16:03 <@Catonic> Jonny who? 16:04 <@Mirage> who's johnny? 16:05 < aestetix> Here's jonny! 16:09 -!- vaneck [~vaneck@96-38-5-189.static.jcsn.tn.charter.com] has joined #se2600 16:09 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o vaneck] by ChanServ 16:14 < wilpig> wow! so that huge memory rma. They don't want the old dimms back. they just sent us 225 8GB dimms on my word that I had that many to replace 16:16 <@Mirage> quick, to craigslist~ 16:16 <@Mirage> ! 16:17 <@Dagmar> Everyone loves defective bargain dimms 16:17 < wilpig> through the use of the parts locker I could potentially replace all of those with good ones 16:17 < wilpig> not going to, but could. 16:17 <@Dagmar> They're also probably ECC or parity, which will make tem extra amusing 16:18 < wilpig> non ecc. just standard 16:18 < wilpig> https://www.dropbox.com/s/52d7c4auk2nad84/2014-01-30%2011.11.34.jpg 16:18 < GateKeeper> Title: Dropbox - 2014-01-30 11.11.34.jpg (at www.dropbox.com) 16:19 <@Mirage> Do they still make parity/non-parity memory? I thought they dropped that years ago. 16:19 <@Dagmar> Registered 16:20 <@Mirage> So registered is parity? 16:20 <@Dagmar> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Registered_memory 16:20 < GateKeeper> Title: Registered memory - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (at en.wikipedia.org) 16:20 <@Dagmar> It's effectively the new parity 16:20 <@Dagmar> 'cuz it won't work in a board that wasn't meant to take registered RAM 16:23 < aestetix> fucking indians 16:23 < wilpig> aestetix: woo woo or tech support? 16:23 < aestetix> outsourcing tech support is never good 16:23 < aestetix> the shit that just got escalated to me boiled down to they can't type in a password correctly 16:23 <@Dagmar> "woo woo"? 16:23 <@Dagmar> *facepalm* 16:24 < aestetix> They claimed the authentication system was broken 16:24 < aestetix> So they sent me the url and credentials they were trying to use 16:24 < aestetix> worked for me on the first try 16:25 < aestetix> The password had an "%" in it. Maybe that confused them 16:28 < aestetix> oh wanna hear somethign amusing? 16:28 < aestetix> I was at the anti-DAC protest in Oakland last night 16:28 < aestetix> I got interviewed by an NPR reporter 16:28 < aestetix> I gave "aestetix" as my name, he kept insisting I needed to have a last name 16:28 < wilpig> uh oh 16:29 <@klixa> lol 16:29 <@klixa> i got intervewd by mac world when i boihght my iPhone 5 in berkely...i was like 2nd in line 16:30 < aestetix> "My editors won't publish something unless there's a last name." "Well, in that situation I usually just have a period for last name" 16:30 <@klixa> lol 16:30 < aestetix> It's amazing how codified into our society it is that you must have a first and a last name 16:32 <@Dickie> brave 16:33 <@Dickie> ...says the guy who's nick is his name 16:33 <@Dickie> I wouldn't say it's "amazing". Makes sense. 16:33 <@Dickie> Families and all. 16:34 <@Dickie> pseudonyms are for anonymity 16:36 <@Dickie> ...or brand, I guess. 16:36 <@Dickie> "Cher", "Madonna", etc. 16:36 <@Dagmar> aestetix: First name, "Mr." 16:37 <@Dagmar> "Sir" is probably pushing your luck 16:37 < aestetix> haha 16:37 < wilpig> last name is isawesome 16:37 < aestetix> Dickie: that discriminates against orphans :p 16:37 < aestetix> although 16:37 < aestetix> first/last name also discriminates against people with a middle name 16:37 <@Dickie> Nah 16:38 < wilpig> just for the record I am pro dickie discrimination 16:38 <@Dagmar> Who cares what serial killers think. 16:38 <@Dickie> ...the police? 16:39 <@Mirage> When I had to sign closing papers for refinancing our rent house back in Nashville the lady that came out to the house said she couldn't accept my signature because it wasn't legible enough..and that my signature (when decifered) included my middle initial, which the closing papers didn't have printed beside all the blanks. 16:41 <@Mirage> That was a fun argument that required her to spend 2 hrs calling around to get approval to accept my signature and almost ended in me telling her that if she didn't actually want my _legal_ signature on the _legal_ documents, then we'd just have to find another lender to refinance through. 16:43 < _specialk_> Mirage: they're super picky about taht stuff.. you have to sign it exactly the same way every time on those kind of documents 16:43 < _specialk_> when we closed that was one of the things the closer was *specifically* checking for 16:44 < _specialk_> fwiw 16:52 <@Mirage> The lady continued arguing with me about it (up until she got approval from someone else) even after pointing out that I was signing the same as on my driver license, SS card, etc. 16:53 -!- NotLarry [~notlarry@c-68-52-43-115.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 252 seconds] 16:53 <@oddball> Yeah... Naienko and I had this strange exchange when the lawyer that did out mortgage told us that we needed to include our middle names in our signatures... "but that's not my signature!" 16:55 < timball> anyone know of a good tool to make nice graphics of a network map ? 16:55 < timball> before i just tear it up w/ d3 ? 16:55 <@Dagmar> You're probably better off using d3. 16:55 <@Mirage> mspaint? 16:55 <@Mirage> visio? 16:55 < timball> fuck you 16:55 < wilpig> I have some crayons 16:56 <@Dagmar> I've never seen anything that did a decent job of automatically rendering a network topology diagram, including What's Up 16:56 < timball> i love you guys ... d3 it is 16:56 < aestetix> oh hai timball 16:56 <@Dagmar> ...despite all the mathematical modeling work of dynamically balanced node trees. 16:56 < timball> Dagmar: yeah same here , i was just hoping you fools knew something i didn't 16:56 <@Dagmar> I blame patents. 16:56 < timball> aestetix: what up 16:56 < wilpig> his penis 16:56 < aestetix> timball: how's your mom? 16:57 < timball> aestetix: back in the country . china's too polluted 16:57 < aestetix> haha 16:57 <@Mirage> ND&E at vanderbilt had something that would draw up a connectivity map, but the heirarchy was all screwy. 16:57 < wilpig> Mirage: was it the cisco tool that does autodiscovery? 16:57 <@Mirage> yeah, i think so 16:58 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 16:58 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has joined #se2600 16:58 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o klixa] by ChanServ 16:58 < wilpig> i used that back at ics and it was handy but not really great for large installations 17:06 < timball> well screw you guys i use d3 17:06 < wilpig> Corydon76-home: you have and offer on the table 17:12 <@Corydon76-home> An offer for what? 17:12 < timball> so what's the right way to do this ? by AS number ? 17:15 <@Corydon76-home> A job or Asian boy ass? 17:16 < wilpig> not a job 17:17 <@Dagmar> As number isn't a useful thing 17:17 <@Dagmar> ...not for this anyway. 17:17 <@Dagmar> You can probably encircle those segments with a line with the AS number on it, tho'. 17:20 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 17:20 -!- klixak [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has joined #se2600 17:20 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o klixak] by ChanServ 17:20 -!- klixak is now known as klixa 17:21 <@Corydon76-home> Here you go, Pig (NSFW) http://nashville.craigslist.org/m4m/4303622203.html 17:21 < GateKeeper> Title: Tight Boy Needs a Real Man (at nashville.craigslist.org) 17:22 <@Dagmar> timball: I can suggest a node diagram weighted by the number of things connected to it 17:22 < wilpig> that says m4m already not interested 17:22 <@Corydon76-home> Yeah, but it's Asian, so you can pretend 17:28 < aestetix> ok that was funy 17:28 < aestetix> I was doing an inteview setting up a server 17:28 < aestetix> and I've never used iptables before 17:28 < aestetix> only ufw 17:29 < aestetix> iptables had a rule set to drop all http, so I added one to allow it 17:29 < aestetix> which didn't work because Order of Operations 17:29 < aestetix> so I decided to add a rule to drop all connections 17:29 < aestetix> so I could add in the new one 17:29 < aestetix> which then proceeded to block our ssh connection 17:30 < wilpig> that'll happen when you don't have a rule at the start of your chain allowing for established sessions 17:30 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 17:31 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has joined #se2600 17:31 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o klixa] by ChanServ 17:43 < wilpig> anarchival: http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Kris/pinching.png 17:47 <@klixa> o_O 17:47 <@klixa> lol 17:47 <@klixa> anarchival and wilpig sitting in a tree.... 17:53 * anarchival punches wilpig in the throat. 17:53 <@anarchival> Love tap. 17:54 <@Dagmar> There's definitely snow headed to Nashville. Probably not much tho 17:54 <@Dagmar> Just enough to make it annoying that one of my wipers is screwed up 17:55 <@klixa> anarchival: awe <3 17:55 <@klixa> love tap 17:55 <@klixa> lol 17:56 <@klixa> Dagmar: hot cocoa 17:56 <@Dagmar> That will not do my windshield much good. 17:58 <@klixa> it will melt the snow 18:01 < wilpig> http://threatpost.com/png-image-metadata-leading-to-iframe-injections/104047 18:06 <@Dagmar> *sigh* 18:06 <@Dagmar> http://imgur.com/gallery/0Lc0zXN 18:06 < GateKeeper> Title: Deport Bieber - Imgur (at imgur.com) 18:06 -!- NotLarry [~notlarry@c-68-52-43-115.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 18:06 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o NotLarry] by ChanServ 18:06 <@Dagmar> Probably true 18:07 <@NotLarry> $26 to replace the window they broke out of the truck to steal the tools I needed to replace the broken window. 18:08 <@Dagmar> *blinkblink* 18:09 <@Dagmar> Casuality problems? 18:10 <@NotLarry> Well, I don't think they intended to stop me from replacing the window. I think they saw a cheap red plastic toolbox and thought, "hey, there must be crack in there." 18:10 <@NotLarry> Or maybe they just needed to borrow the tools and they have just not given them back yet. 18:11 < wilpig> I only needed a screwdriver but since the rest of teh tools were there. 18:11 <@NotLarry> The also stold the cialis that I kept in the glove box with condoms. They left the condoms. 18:11 <@NotLarry> Actually, the screwdrivers were all on the bike, and I still have them:) 18:11 <@NotLarry> wtf did you need the cialis for? 18:12 < wilpig> anarchival is coming to visit 18:12 -!- RangerZ [~mike@c-98-211-46-74.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 18:12 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o RangerZ] by ChanServ 18:13 <@NotLarry> I'm pretty sure by "visit" she meant to say "stab you repeatedly with a dull knife you woman hating pig!!!" 18:13 <@NotLarry> I might be wrong. 18:13 <@RangerZ> pig stabbing? 18:13 <@NotLarry> That is what you got out of that? You must be an android dev 18:13 <@RangerZ> is it on a rotisserie ? 18:14 <@RangerZ> << obviously has no idea what NotLarry is talking about, but since it has to do with woman hating, its probably aestetix 18:14 <@RangerZ> whether thats a rightful charge or not, he likes to step into feminism vs aestetix fights 18:17 <@klixa> i think RangerZ is autistic 18:17 <@klixa> he makes innapropriate jokes and embarasses people 18:17 <@klixa> which is the main symptom 18:17 <@RangerZ> and? 18:17 <@klixa> and nothing <3 18:18 <@RangerZ> and honestly, thats not so much a 'joke' as a truthful statement of facts 18:18 <@klixa> im not talking about right now 18:18 <@RangerZ> ohh, its b/c i often think things through faster than I can type them out, and when i go to type them out, it doesn't come out quite the way I thought it would sound 18:18 * klixa wonders why a married person has condoms NotLarry 18:19 <@klixa> RangerZ: yer so cute, lol 18:19 <@Dagmar> Wow. This is like chemistry porn http://pipeline.corante.com/archives/2010/02/23/things_i_wont_work_with_dioxygen_difluoride.php 18:19 < GateKeeper> Title: Things I Won't Work With: Dioxygen Difluoride. In the Pipeline: (at pipeline.corante.com) 18:19 <@RangerZ> i've realized that a long time ago, so thats why I take a long time when writing out professional emails, etc 18:23 <@NotLarry> klixa: Well, lets see... 1)I have enough kids by this woman. 2)Cialis and condoms is pretty funny 18:23 <@klixa> i dont know what cialis is 18:23 <@klixa> im allergic to to latex 18:23 <@NotLarry> Erectile disfunction drug 18:23 <@klixa> oh 18:24 <@NotLarry> So, you get non latex condoms 18:24 <@RangerZ> different drug that opens up blood vessels like viagra AFAIK 18:24 <@NotLarry> Wow, latex allergy is so restrictive 18:24 <@RangerZ> yeah, latex allergy is _very_ costly when buying condoms 18:24 <@RangerZ> they are atleast 2x more expensive (or where when I was looking, etc) 18:25 <@NotLarry> I have 3 or 4 really nice outfits that klixa can not wear 18:25 <@RangerZ> NotLarry: thats nothing Shadow404 probably has a closet full 18:25 <@NotLarry> unless you are into rashes and wheezing 18:25 <@klixa> more like 4x as expensive 18:26 < wilpig> I think I might have found the secret to getting spicy food up here. just let it sit in the fridge for three days and it will finally absorb some of the pepper heat 18:27 <@NotLarry> klixa: Not only am I married, I'm old, and I'm fat, and I'm sexually active. Picture that and try to stuff it into the back of your mind behind the other shit you really didn't want to know. 18:28 <@NotLarry> Like perl 18:28 <@klixa> NotLarry: i wanted to know 18:29 < wilpig> you wanted to know? good god... just how bad was the other image in your brain that made that an acceptable replacement 18:29 <@NotLarry> klixa: wife says next time someone wants to dump you off in Nashville give her a call. 18:30 <@NotLarry> But you have to bring the baby... 18:30 <@klixa> NotLarry: my baby is always with me 18:30 < wilpig> it won't be when you leave there 18:32 <@klixa> whah? is NotLarry 's wife gonna steal my baby?!?! 18:32 < wilpig> it'll be a team effort 18:33 <@klixa> lol 18:34 -!- x86Daddy [~x86Daddy@32.146.127.33] has quit [Ping timeout: 245 seconds] 18:37 < wilpig> Mirage: did you just call me by accident? 18:37 < wilpig> I just got a missed call from tx 18:39 <@klixa> tx? texas? 18:40 < wilpig> yup 18:44 < aestetix> penis 18:48 <@klixa> im in texas...it was me 18:49 <@klixa> anarchival and i were playing truth or dare...and she was all "i dare you to call the hottest guy one irc" 18:50 < wilpig> so glad i'm not near you. cause you're gonna get struck by lightning 18:50 <@klixa> O:) 18:51 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_D@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 18:51 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 18:58 < aestetix> anarchival: would you drink a cup full of semen? 18:59 < nachoguy> of unknown origin 19:03 <@anarchival> aestetix: Are you recruiting me into the OTO? 19:03 <@anarchival> aestetix: Because I've joined enough cults, thanks. 19:04 < aestetix> hahahaha 19:04 < aestetix> No, ms blavatsky 19:04 < aestetix> although incidentally 19:04 < aestetix> there's an OTO temple down the street from me 19:06 <@klixa> aestetix: hahah 19:06 <@klixa> i know someone who joined that aestetix 19:07 <@klixa> she was form WOOM 19:07 <@klixa> which is one of the hippie communes 19:07 < aestetix> klixa: are you discordian by chance? 19:07 <@klixa> aestetix: no...wtf is that? a person? or...what is discordian 19:08 < aestetix> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism 19:08 < GateKeeper> Title: Discordianism - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (at en.wikipedia.org) 19:08 < aestetix> It's my religion :) 19:08 < aestetix> anarchival: is probably familiar 19:08 * klixa reads 19:09 <@klixa> aestetix: shes familiar with EVERYTHIGN, so of course 19:09 < aestetix> lol 19:10 <@anarchival> klixa: actually, a mutual friend of aestetix is a high priest of Eris. 19:10 < aestetix> anarchival: oh? 19:10 < aestetix> anarchival: praytell? 19:11 < aestetix> unless you mean weev 19:11 <@anarchival> aestetix: umm...weev. 19:11 < aestetix> heh ok 19:11 < aestetix> yeah 19:11 <@NotLarry> nachoguy: isn't that a boc album? 19:11 < aestetix> He did shout "Hail Eris!" as he was being dragged from court to prison 19:12 <@klixa> maybe he said Eros...and was ready for all that prison love that was coming his way 19:12 < aestetix> lol 19:12 <@anarchival> aestetix: Well at the moment he's Asatru. He was Mormon for a little while. But Discordianism is where his heart really lies. 19:13 < aestetix> oh he's no longer mormon? 19:13 < aestetix> at least he's not a positive christian 19:14 <@klixa> i heard weev was a Jehova's Witness.... 19:14 <@klixa> btw who is weev? :P 19:16 <@NotLarry> Y'all and your "religions" are so cute. 19:17 <@klixa> i have no religion 19:17 <@NotLarry> You will fit in just fine then. 19:17 <@klixa> um...with who? 19:17 <@klixa> lol 19:17 < aestetix> the church of NotLarry 19:20 <@anarchival> aestetix: Well technically he is, but it doesn't serve him very well in prison, and weev is...adaptable. 19:20 <@anarchival> aestetix: Besides, why have just one religion, when you can have three or four? 19:20 <@klixa> um... 19:21 <@klixa> authenticity? 19:21 <@anarchival> klixa: You don't mean authenticity. You mean consistency. 19:21 <@klixa> no 19:21 <@klixa> its fake to have multiple ones.... 19:22 <@anarchival> klixa: authenticity usually requires admitting that you hold contradictory ideas in your head at the same time. Only liars claim they are never inconsistent and/or hypocrites. 19:22 <@anarchival> klixa: ...or boring people, which weev is most certainly not. 19:23 <@klixa> i disagree 19:23 <@klixa> but anyway 19:24 < aestetix> why is that fake? 19:24 < aestetix> that's like saying having multiple names is fake 19:24 -!- s0b3r_slu3th [~slu3th3r@c-69-137-101-139.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 19:24 < aestetix> holy shit am I agreeing with anarchival on something? 19:24 <@klixa> zomg 19:24 <@klixa> hell froze over!!! 19:25 <@anarchival> aestetix: Yes. I've got a feeling if you stopped tweeting so much about vaginas, penises, and drinking cum, we'd probably agree a great deal. :P 19:25 < aestetix> anarchival: btw you never answered the question 19:25 <@anarchival> aestetix: What is this, the Star Chamber? 19:26 < aestetix> You mean the Starr Chamber? ;) 19:26 <@anarchival> aestetix: I haven't answered a great many of your questions, but this appears to be the first time you've noticed. 19:26 <@klixa> if the religions don't contradict each other then its not fake...but like ok, you cant pair anything with christianity, for exmaple...cause crhistianity is all about being the ONLY right one 19:27 <@anarchival> klixa: I know a great many people who sincerely hold contradictory beliefs. I bet you do, too, if you really self-analyzed that deeply. It's pretty common among humans. 19:27 <@anarchival> Christ Jesus, if drugs don't give you this level of self awareness, what good are they for? 19:27 <@klixa> "if you really self-analyzed that deeply" i am really trying to be nice to you...are you incapable of NOT making snide remarks? 19:27 <@klixa> anarchival: ^^ 19:28 <@anarchival> klixa: you're taking an illogical, or at the very least ignorant, position. I'm arguing against it. If you're taking it personally, that's not my problem. 19:29 <@klixa> im not taking it personally i could care less about that...its the snide remarks you make that annoy me 19:30 <@anarchival> klixa: Well I don't really consider that my problem, either, but my status as an asshole is already well-established. 19:30 <@klixa> if by asshole you mean NO ONE likes you and all talk bout you behind your back, then yes very well established 19:32 < wilpig> awww klixa why you hatin' on my new girlfriend like that? 19:32 <@anarchival> klixa: Actually, there are people that like me. They tend to talk about some of the people in this channel just as nastily as some of the people in this channel undoubtedly gossip about me. People are awful. Welcome to misanthropy. 19:33 <@klixa> wilpig: well, im jealous of course... i thought you and me had somethign special :/ 19:33 < wilpig> klixa: sorry. I am just using you for your microwave 19:33 <@anarchival> klixa: P.S. I don't give a damn whether you or anyone else likes me or not. I am who I am, take it or leave it. That's authenticity. 19:33 <@klixa> wilpig: w-w-what?!?! :( 19:34 * klixa throws her microwave at wilpig I HOPE YOU AND ANARCHIVAL ARE HAPPY TOGETHER!!!! 19:34 <@klixa> anarchival: stfu... you hate yourself and you know it 19:36 <@anarchival> klixa: we are all equal parts light and dark 19:37 * klixa writes a poem for wilpig and tries to win him back 19:39 * wilpig is all light 19:39 < wilpig> i've stored all my dark in a secret place 19:40 <@klixa> wilpig: yeah, in my heart :( 19:40 -!- stowbari [~Stowbari@cpe-24-165-212-19.neo.res.rr.com] has joined #se2600 19:43 < wilpig> I want to know which bitches are talking about folks in here behind their backs. sack up and say it to my front 19:44 < eryc> lets kickban anarchival again and find out 19:44 <@klixa> hahaah 19:44 <@anarchival> wilpig: I agree, Wilbur. It's more honorable to stab people in the front. 19:45 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o wilpig] by ChanServ 19:45 -!- mode/#se2600 [+b *!*wilpig@wilpig.org] by wilpig 19:45 -!- wilpig was kicked from #se2600 by wilpig [out out damn spot] 19:46 < eryc> o_O 19:47 * SuMo_D gets stubby 19:47 <@klixa> stubby? whats that mean 19:47 <@SuMo_D> stabby 19:47 <@SuMo_D> dang autocorrect :P 19:49 -!- mode/#se2600 [-b *!*wilpig@wilpig.org] by ChanServ 19:49 -!- wilpig [~wilpig@wilpig.org] has joined #se2600 19:49 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o wilpig] by ChanServ 19:49 <@wilpig> now who was it? 19:53 <@wilpig> so disappointed in you all 19:53 <@RangerZ> SuMo_D: did you mean stubbly? 19:53 <@RangerZ> because its winter? lol 19:54 <@SuMo_D> I go stubbly year round man 19:54 <@SuMo_D> \m/ 19:55 < eryc> wilpig: do you use collins? 19:56 <@wilpig> eryc: yes 19:57 * wilpig hands SuMo_D a razer 19:57 * SuMo_D opens the razor and starts cutting out quilt patterns... yea craft time! 19:57 * wilpig whacks SuMo_D on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. NO! 19:58 < aestetix> anarchival: question for you 19:58 < aestetix> do you think animals have a conscious and unconsious, in the jungian sense? 19:58 * SuMo_D kicks willpig in the balls as a knee-jerk reaction 19:58 <@anarchival> aestetix: no idea 19:59 < aestetix> Do you udnerstand the question at least? 20:01 <@NotLarry> klixa: We are bringing you and your child, mostly your child, into the fold here. Remember? 20:01 <@NotLarry> That is where you will fit in fine. 20:02 <@anarchival> aestetix: Sure. 20:02 <@klixa> NotLarry: um..k 20:02 * klixa warns others of the NotLarry baby stealing cult 20:03 <@wilpig> klixa: there isn't anyone left to warn. nashville already knows 20:04 < aestetix> It boils down to "do animals have an ego" 20:04 <@klixa> wilpig: then why did no one tell me?!?!?!?!?!? 20:04 <@wilpig> cause notlarry really wants one? 20:06 <@klixa> id want my baby too, https://scontent-b-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/t1/1656254_240763979439135_641578387_n.jpg 20:06 <@NotLarry> I didn't say you could stay with the baby. 20:06 <@wilpig> notlarry will put another in you 20:06 <@NotLarry> I don't know, someone stole the cialis out of the truck:) 20:07 <@klixa> lol 20:07 <@NotLarry> what is the baby's name? 20:07 < aestetix> NotLarry: mr. penis 20:07 <@wilpig> notlarry jr. 20:07 <@NotLarry> not that one, the one in the picture... 20:08 <@NotLarry> So, klixa, how do you feel about the cold? 20:08 <@wilpig> I think it's about pie time 20:08 <@NotLarry> mmm, pie. 20:08 <@wilpig> i'm down to one piece left of that pie I got when you were here 20:09 <@NotLarry> oh, I made toast for my mashed potatoes, brb 20:09 <@klixa> kylie 20:09 <@klixa> is my baby's name 20:14 <@NotLarry> wilpig: want me to pick another up on my way? 20:14 <@wilpig> maybe 20:19 <@wilpig> NotLarry: actually I have something more human sized in mind 20:19 <@NotLarry> wow, fucking $8.25 for a movie 20:19 <@NotLarry> I already have a space set aside for her and her baby, don't worry. 20:24 <@RangerZ> NotLarry: thats cheap now :/ 20:26 <@NotLarry> fuk that 20:27 <@wilpig> I told you that theater we went to for $6.50 was uber cheap. 20:27 <@wilpig> not to mention bad ass 20:28 <@wilpig> every theater seat shoudl have a motorized footrest 20:31 < aestetix> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6kgvhG3AkI 20:31 < GateKeeper> Title: Bill Nye Debates Ken Ham - HD - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 20:32 <@wilpig> no need to watch that I can sum it up for you right now. 20:32 <@wilpig> "my book says your science witchcraft should be stoned to death" 20:40 <@RangerZ> aestetix: there was a torrent up of it basically _when_ it finished 20:40 <@RangerZ> like they were transcoding on the fly, lol 20:42 < aestetix> I'm enjoying it 20:47 <@wilpig> NotLarry: /b/ is helping to write comedy tonight. NSFW obviously. http://boards.4chan.org/b/res/530992898 20:47 < GateKeeper> Title: /b/ - Random (at boards.4chan.org) 20:52 <@NotLarry> klixa: I meant to say I didn't say you couldn't stay with the baby, wow, my slip is showing... 20:54 <@wilpig> lol http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1391648353901.jpg 21:00 <@wilpig> http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1391648955947.png 21:01 <@NotLarry> Wow, seriously, asking 4skin for comedy? 21:01 <@wilpig> some of these are really good. http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1391650504960.jpg <-- Mirage 21:01 <@NotLarry> er, 4chan, my bad 21:04 <@wilpig> rofl http://i.4cdn.org/b/src/1391652143439.jpg 21:05 <@wilpig> there might be something wrong with me 21:07 < eryc> that last one is awesome 21:08 <@RangerZ> wilpig: thats old, but yeah... 21:34 < aestetix> anal spelunking 21:38 < eryc> http://i.imgur.com/VODLhDU.jpg 22:39 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 22:40 -!- s0b3r_slu3th [~slu3th3r@c-69-137-101-139.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 245 seconds] 22:41 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has joined #se2600 22:41 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o klixa] by ChanServ 22:46 -!- klixa [~klixa@unaffiliated/klixa] has quit [Ping timeout: 260 seconds] 22:49 -!- CRasH180 [~CRasH_000@99-2-136-47.lightspeed.nsvltn.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 22:49 -!- CRasH180 [~CRasH_000@99-2-136-47.lightspeed.nsvltn.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Changing host] 22:49 -!- CRasH180 [~CRasH_000@pdpc/supporter/silver/CRasH180] has joined #se2600 22:49 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o CRasH180] by ChanServ 22:56 <@Dagmar> omg 23:10 <@NotLarry> wha? 23:12 <@Dagmar> I can't believe there's only one gameplay video of the Stick of Truth 23:16 -!- stowbari [~Stowbari@cpe-24-165-212-19.neo.res.rr.com] has quit [Quit: Leaving.] 23:39 -!- CRasH180 [~CRasH_000@pdpc/supporter/silver/CRasH180] has quit [Quit: time for sleep] 23:43 <@RangerZ> http://www.gamespot.com/articles/south-park-the-stick-of-truth-uses-crying-koala-picture-to-circumvent-australian-censors/1100-6416827/ Dagmar thats still amusing to me 23:43 < GateKeeper> Title: South Park: The Stick of Truth uses crying koala picture to circumvent Australian censors - GameSpot (at www.gamespot.com) 23:47 <@Dagmar> Yes, but is the GAME any good? 23:52 <@RangerZ> finding honey bbq sauce in the fridge unopened 23:53 <@RangerZ> sadly... best part of my day so far 23:53 <@RangerZ> Dagmar: honestly, i doubt it will be, but at least you don't "need" uplay to play it 23:53 <@RangerZ> though sadly, uplay atleast gives a reason for it to exist, unlike origin --- Log closed Thu Feb 06 00:00:03 2014