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00:48 <@klixa> well...that pill was a letdown...
00:48 <@klixa> shoulda got drunk instead
01:12 <@RangerZ> klixa: how many times have we told you... Taking enough acid that your brain is floating int it.. only works for the invetor of the damn stuff, lol
01:13 <@klixa> i think i am falling love with miley cyrus...shes the illegitimate ghetto lovechild of emmy lou harris and revereand horton heat
01:26 <@RangerZ> you need help
01:27 <@Bahhumbug> Or more drugs.
01:28 <@RangerZ> or different drugs
01:28 <@RangerZ> maybe some sudaphed, some aderol, some nyquil, and some caffiene
01:28 <@RangerZ> try and split your body in half
01:30 <@RangerZ> actually, isn't sudaphed suppose to make most people hyper?
01:31 <@RangerZ> or is that just me?
01:31 <@RangerZ> i can never remember what reactions drugs are 'suppose' to have for most people
01:31 <@klixa> im adhd so sudafed mellows me
01:32 <@RangerZ> yeah, same (just realized i worded above slightly wrongly)
01:33 <@RangerZ> i think i actually have the 'oppisite' effect from all of those 4
01:33 <@RangerZ> caffiene can help me wake up, but it also slows down my fidgetyness, etc
01:33 <@RangerZ> so i'll call that a draw
01:35 <@RangerZ> ok wtf: Common side effects of Sudafed include nervousness, restlessness, excitability, dizziness, headache, fear, anxiety, tremors, hallucinations,
01:36 <@RangerZ> fear, anxiety, tremors, and hallucinations?
01:36 <@RangerZ> jesus h christ... i'd rather have a stuffy nose
01:36 <@Bahhumbug> adderall; caffeine.
01:37 <@RangerZ> ehh
01:38 <@RangerZ> but yeah
01:41 <@klixa> i used to eat sudafed like cnady
01:41 <@klixa> when i was a teen
01:42 <@RangerZ> that explains a lot
01:42 <@RangerZ> ;)
01:48 <@klixa> i think the pill is kicking in
01:48 < aestetix> dr. vagina
01:48 < aestetix> klixa: what pill
01:49 <@klixa> just a percocet
01:49 < aestetix> oh
01:49 < aestetix> nothing fun :p
01:49 <@klixa> well, i like NEVER do anything...so its pretty fun atm
01:49 <@Bahhumbug> They are a lot of fun if done properly.
01:50 <@RangerZ> percocet makes me have an out of body sensation, can't take them
01:51 <@RangerZ> or atleast the one I had when I had my wisdom teeth out... did
01:51 <@klixa> i just feel good
01:51 <@klixa> :)
02:05 < aestetix> ugh candy crush
02:05 <@klixa> http://movieboozer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/pedobear_free_candy_van.jpg
02:06 < aestetix> anarchival: this guy is a moron
02:06 < aestetix> https://twitter.com/marciahofmann/status/429145350545235968
02:06 < GateKeeper> Title: Twitter / marciahofmann: .@jsalsman @csoghoian Weevs ... (at twitter.com)
02:07 <@RangerZ> can't we just leave weev in prison
02:07 <@RangerZ> but get his ruling overturned?
02:07 < aestetix> haha
02:07 <@RangerZ> or have SCOTUS say that it shouldn't be precident, just like how they did with bush v gore
02:08 < aestetix> RangerZ: bad taste is not illegal
02:08 <@RangerZ> don't say that on the food network
02:08 <@RangerZ> you'll never be the top chef that way
02:09 <@RangerZ> lol
02:09 <@klixa> RangerZ: are you on drugs too
02:09 <@klixa> and wheres my girl sumo at? :/
02:09 <@RangerZ> she's asleep
02:09 <@RangerZ> its 2am there
02:09 <@klixa> that bitch
02:09  * klixa cries
02:10 <@klixa> HOW DARE YOU BE ASLEEP
02:10 <@RangerZ> yes, switching between adorall and vivance , trying to find best combo now
02:11 <@RangerZ> aestetix: honestly, just need to setup a fake lawsuit , where i host the names/addresses of the se2600 people
02:11 <@RangerZ> and then you 'guess' the 'Sequntial ID' i use to 'hide' them
02:11 <@RangerZ> then I sue you
02:11 <@Bahhumbug> The drug is Adderall.
02:12 <@RangerZ> me? would I purposely screw it up after you corrected it, no, never
02:12 <@RangerZ> aestetix: then I get a prosecutor to charge you also
02:12 <@RangerZ> we could easily have it done back home
02:12 <@Bahhumbug> Well, you're making uncharacteristic spelling errors all over the place tonight so I really don't know.
02:13 <@RangerZ> just tired, and not going back to correct them, when i realize they are there
02:13 <@RangerZ> but anyways, speaking of
02:13 <@RangerZ> goodnight
02:13 <@Bahhumbug> heh
02:13 <@Bahhumbug> g'nite
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02:22 < RangerZ> https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bobkelly/los-cthuluchadores-elder-things-in-the-wrestling-r
02:22 < GateKeeper> Title: Los Cthuluchadores: Elder Things in the Wrestling Ring by Bob Kelly of Heresy Research Labs, Inc Kickstarter (at www.kickstarter.com)
02:22 < RangerZ> because you all needed that
02:22 < RangerZ> los cthulu-luchadores
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07:55 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
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08:16 <@Dagmar>  http://www.wtvf.com/story/24597994/motorcyclist-killed-in-crash-near-vanderbilt-campus
08:16 < GateKeeper> Title: Motorcyclist Killed In Crash Near Vanderbilt Campus - NewsChannel5.com | Nashville News, Weather & Sports (at www.wtvf.com)
08:40 <@Dolemite> Well, fortunately we know that NotLarry was out of town
08:42 <@Evilpig> NotLarry: just found out that while he was out of town someone busted the window out of their truck and stole some tools
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08:48 <@Bahhumbug> That blows.
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08:51 <@Dolemite> Geez.  I know there's a joke in here about stealing from the poor.
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09:27 <@rattle> Nashvillans, set phasers to kill..  http://thinkprogress.org/politics/2014/01/30/3134851/conservatives-food4patriots/
09:27 < GateKeeper> Title: The Inside Story Of The Charlatan Who Duped The Nations Top Conservatives | ThinkProgress (at thinkprogress.org)
09:34 <@Dagmar> Is anyone in here familiar enough with bind to know if there's a way to make the bloody thing forward DNS queries inside a view where recursion is disabled/
09:35 <@brimstone> isn't that the point of recusion?
09:35 <@Dagmar> *facepalm* just had another fucking idea with match-destination
09:35 <@brimstone> recursion?
09:35 <@Dagmar> brimstone: Well, except that it's defined as _recursion_, not forwarding
09:35 <@Dagmar> This leads me to believe there's a difference somewhere I can put to use
09:35 <@Dagmar> I'll have to see if maatch-destination will let me define an exception set
09:39 <@Dagmar> rattle: the FTC has been needing to shut these fuckers down for awhile
09:42 <@Dagmar> Fucking shit
09:42 <@Dagmar> Microsoft might actually have something over BIND on this one
09:43 <@Dagmar> "When a DNS server configured to use forwarders cannot resolve a query locally, or using its forwarders, the server attempts to resolve the query using standard recursion. A DNS server can also be configured to not perform recursion after forwarders fail."
09:43 <@Dagmar> This shit will not be tolerated.  Gonna have to find a solution.
09:48 <@Mirage> Dolemite: www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-rkwc3awn8
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10:42 <@eryc> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=457622344339645&set=vb.100002756493031&type=2&theater
10:42 < GateKeeper> Title: Comments (at www.facebook.com)
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10:55 <@Dagmar> Holy shit the pants one of my coworkers are wearing...
10:55 <@Dagmar> More impressive than anything in my closet.
10:55 <@Dagmar> "Loud" doesn't even begin to describe it.
10:55 <@Dagmar> I am humbled.
10:59 <@Evilpig> How do they compare to something strick would wear?
10:59 <@eryc> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=694684673910231
10:59 < GateKeeper> Title: Comments (at www.facebook.com)
11:00 <@brimstone> pics or it didn't happen
11:11 <@Mirage> Dagmar: John's Hawaiian shirt bleed down to his pants?
11:35 <@anarchival> "I think we're in a user group bubble"
11:39 <@Corydon76-work> http://twentytwowords.com/2014/01/23/what-if-the-annoyances-of-conference-calls-happened-in-real-life-meetings-painfully-accurateand-hilarious
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11:58 < aestetix> penis
12:00 <@Dagmar> Mirage: Oh no.  John's shirts look _bland_ in comparison.
12:01 <@Dagmar> The base color on this man's pants is black.  And it's covered with blobs of red-yellow-green that look sort of like the spots on a peacocks feathers
12:01 <@Dagmar> Each of them about the size of a lemon
12:05 <@Dagmar> Hmm... imgur has dating tips now
12:05 <@Dagmar> http://imgur.com/gallery/5eQmg
12:05 < GateKeeper> Title: not know your knots? - Imgur (at imgur.com)
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12:16 <@anarchival> "I cannot stress the importance of using webbing (straps) and not rope when doing this" lolol
12:17 <@anarchival> Our Sergeant the Jumpmaster totally used rope. Every damn time.
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13:05 < dasunt> I need a freeware tool to convert between codecs.
13:05 < dasunt> Audio only.
13:05 < dasunt> Suggestions?
13:06 <@Mirage> mplayer
13:07 < dasunt> Oh, I'm on winders.
13:07 < dasunt> Does mplayer have a windows version?
13:07 <@Dagmar> ffmpeg will do it
13:07 <@brimstone> ffmpeg
13:08 <@Dagmar> sheesh some idiots are trying to ddos nintendo
13:09 < dasunt> Thanks.
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13:20 <@Dagmar> jesus
13:20 <@Dagmar> this tsm shit is insane
13:23 <@Mirage> dasunt: yes, there are windows binaries for both ffmpeg and mplayer
13:27 <@Dagmar> Mirage: This backup thing makes snapshots of the disks from within the ESX
13:28 <@Dagmar> i.e., unclean mounts all the way down
13:28 <@Mirage> Veeam?
13:28 <@Dagmar> Jason surmises that it's Veem renamed, actually.
13:28 <@Dagmar> For whatever reason, IBM appears to have bough tit
13:28 <@Dagmar> Same behaviours, same version numbers even
13:29 <@Mirage> Interesting
13:29 <@Dagmar> Pepin laughed when I told him you just said "Veem?"
13:29 <@Dagmar> THeyr'e talking about mounting the images over iSCSI and I just want to pinch my eyes
13:31 <@Mirage> I know what Veeam does and essentially how it works, but I don't know any of the ins/outs.
13:33 <@Dagmar> What they've been telling me is just _disturbing_
13:34 <@Dagmar> Like, their "remote mounting agent" is, unless things have gotten really misconstrued, attempting to access the image over iSCSI
13:34 <@Dagmar> Of course I've also been told installing the Linux client requires a reboot, to which my answer was "No it doesn't."
13:34 <@Dagmar> LIke wtf why would you even use iscsi
13:37 < aestetix> Wow
13:37 < aestetix> I think I found wilpig's girlfriend: http://i.imgur.com/Z6yYVrZ.jpg
13:37 <@Dagmar> ^ probably nsfw
13:39 < aestetix> And here is anarchival's boyfriend: http://i.imgur.com/LAy4Qkw.jpg
13:40 < aestetix> And here is Shadow404's favorite playtoy: http://i.imgur.com/gGyGNd5.jpg
13:41 <@klixa> aestetix: um...i see you are upping the ante today of predation
13:42 <@Dagmar> hide yer kids, hide yer wife
13:42 <@Mirage> I don't know what's more disturbing, that fact that you found and posted those links...or the fact that I'm not suprised by that at all
13:43 <@klixa> Mirage: lol
13:44 <@Mirage> Dagmar: you should suggest copying the images to 3+ different locations and then doing raid5 over iscsi for mounting the images...=)
13:46 <@rattle> wtf..  I love it when out of the blue, someone puts something on my calendar in fucking Olympia, WA without even talking to me about it.
13:47 <@Dagmar> Suggest a rescheduling for Phoenix, AZ
13:47 < aestetix> rattle: hopefully it's a teleconference?
13:47 <@Mirage> Dagmar: the downside of working somewhere that actually respects your abilities is that you get stuck on all the project work and only get escalated the most nasty incidents.
13:47 <@Dagmar> You can have this one
13:48 <@rattle> No, I don't think so.  Fuck it.  Olympia..  Never been there.  Go-go-gadget-tripit-expense-account
13:48 <@Dagmar> I came really close to telling Jeff we should kill it with fire.
13:48 <@Mirage> I'm only getting 2-3 tickets a week, but they're all the ones that noone else has been able to do anything with.
13:48 <@Mirage> Olympia...Washington?
13:49 <@rattle> Yeah, it's on the south side of the sound by Tacoma.
13:49 <@rattle> I've heard it's nice.
13:49 <@Dagmar> You might do some recreational shopping while you're there.
13:49 <@Dagmar> :)
13:50 <@rattle> Certainly..  heh.  I'm going to in in SF the end of Feburary for RSA.  Looking forward to that too.
13:50 <@Dagmar> Cool
13:50 <@rattle> I haven't been in SF since Bill's wake.
13:50 < aestetix> Bill?
13:50 <@rattle> That was like 4 years ago or something like that.
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13:50 < aestetix> rattle: oh cool, hit me up when you're in SF
13:51 < aestetix> I'll be at bsides for some of that :)
13:51 <@rattle> Bill Mcauley.  A guy Dag and I worked with years ago.
13:51 <@Dagmar> Oh bummer.  I didn't even hear about it
13:51 <@rattle> Really cool guy, but a sad story.
13:51 <@rattle> You didn't hear about Bill?
13:51 <@Mirage> rattle: We went there back in '87 on family vacation because my grandma wanted to see the huge ships that come into the docks there.
13:51 <@Dagmar> nope
13:51 <@rattle> Damn..
13:51 <@rattle> Yeah.  So like, you know how he left tech and started a coffee house and coffee distribution company in Phoenix?
13:52 <@Dagmar> Hm... no I didn't
13:52 <@rattle> One day, out of the blue, with no warning..  He sticks two propane tanks in the back of his car, parks it in his distribution center, douses himself and the car in gasoline..  Poof.
13:52 <@Dagmar> BY now you gotta know that without FB or something my knowledge of someone goes into suspend mode the moment they're out of sight
13:53 <@Dagmar> Wow.  That's bizarre
13:53 <@rattle> No note.  No explanation.
13:53 <@Dagmar> ...and more than a little suspicious
13:53 <@rattle> Yeah.  Very bizzare.
13:53 <@rattle> More than a little, considering the kinda stuff Bill used to do..
13:54 <@rattle> There's two possible angles to it..  Bill came out of the closet about a year prior.  And it's not like he suddenly found some kinda happiness.
13:54 <@rattle> So that could explain something.
13:55 <@Dagmar> That's about the only non-shifty explanation possible
13:55 <@rattle> Second angle, someone shut him up.
13:55 <@Dagmar> Yeah I'm not liking that one _at all_
13:56 <@Dagmar> Because the propane tanks... a little bit overkill.
13:56 <@anarchival> aestetix: I actually don't like earrings on guys. Or long hair. Beards are lovely. I'm ambivalent on tattoos.
13:56 <@rattle> That dude was involved in more "black" technology than any of us can imagine.  And not geek NSA kinda shit.  Real shit..  Lasers, nuclear weapons, etc..
13:56 <@Dagmar> Yeeep.
13:57 <@Dagmar> Imma have to settle for being pleased I've avoided getting entangled in any shit like that
13:57 <@rattle> I prefer to think he was just a tortured soul, and never found a way to connect with anyone..  He was a lonely guy.  He had trouble opening up to people.
13:58 <@Dagmar> Yeah well ther'e also the matter of where coffee comes from
13:58 <@rattle> We talked a lot after the IAWK days.  He kinda mentored me.  I really miss him.  He was a genuinely good guy.
13:58 <@rattle> Yeah, that too..
13:59 < aestetix> Well I guess i won't be sleeping with anarchival
14:00 <@rattle> The guy was truly an onion.  Like, after he died, it was clear he basically started a "second life" of sorts in the post IAWK years.
14:00 <@anarchival> aestetix: No, dear. That was decided quite definitely ages ago.
14:00 <@rattle> _no one_ he knew in Phoenix had any idea he was ever involved in technology, for instance..
14:00 <@Dagmar> You know, I'm just _not_ going to speculate on this in plaintext.
14:01 <@rattle> When people started coming out of the woodwork after he died, the people who knew him there were like "What?  This guy did what for most of his life?  Really?  We had no idea.."
14:01 <@Dagmar> ...cuz buying coffee takes one to a lot of interesting places.
14:02 <@Dagmar> Lot of overseas travel.
14:02 <@rattle> Oh yes, minor detail.  He took his dog Millikin with him.  I thought that was strange..
14:02 <@Dagmar> No one searches dog collars.
14:02 <@Dagmar> I'm just sayin'
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14:05 <@Dagmar> OKay, so apparently the bike wreck this morning was Jarrod Scott Lycus, 23.  Who I am pretty sure I've never met.
14:05 <@rattle> The whole thing was just weird.  Bill was weird.  The way he went out was weird.  The way he compartmentalized his life was weird.  His history was weird.
14:05 <@Dagmar> Second verse of I'm not speculating in plaintext
14:07 <@anarchival> Dagmar: Oh, good. There are about a half dozen people around town who I worry about every time there's a bike accident like that.
14:07 <@anarchival> Dagmar: And two others about whom I'm slightly hopeful.
14:08 <@klixa> ...
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14:20 <@anarchival> Half a million dollars in real money. HALF A MILLION. http://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2014/01/29/massive-eve-online-battle-could-cost-500000-in-real-money/
14:21 < GateKeeper> Title: Massive 'EVE Online' Battle Could Cost $500,000 In Real Money [Update] - Forbes (at www.forbes.com)
14:21 <@Dagmar> klixa: There was a not insignifcant chance it could have been NotLarry
14:21 <@Dagmar> I don't know if he's still in NJ or not
14:21 <@Dagmar> ...but the picture of the bike included a half-helmet
14:21 <@Dagmar> The rest of the bike was a bit of a mess
14:21 <@klixa> that's horrible :/
14:22 <@Dagmar> s'why I just posted the link to the news story this morning without comment
14:22 <@Dagmar> The whole thing was practially a freak accident.
14:23 <@Dagmar> There was a water line break outside someone's house on Blakemore that had turned into a great big ice slick
14:23 <@Dagmar> Driver lost control, hit a telephone pole
14:23 <@Dagmar> In neighborhoods, second to asshole SUV drivers, they're the motorcyclists natural predator
14:24 <@klixa> my friends father died in a similar situation...but the ice made him hit a sign and the bottom of the sign was at neck level...
14:24 <@Dagmar> Ouch
14:24 <@klixa> motorcycles scare me...i like being a bit more protected...tho...anything can happen to any of us :/
14:25 <@Dagmar> I would rather we take asshole SUV drivers off the road
14:26 <@Dagmar> They're the reason I dent cars
14:26 <@anarchival> My father has survived more than his fair share of motorcycle accidents, including on that split his skull clean open and put him in a coma for nearly a week.
14:26 <@anarchival> He's got a pretty badass scar from that one.
14:26 <@klixa> what do you have against suv's?
14:26  * klixa has an suv :|
14:27 <@anarchival> But then, he would often go driving drunk, and without a helmet, so it was less a matter of "motorcycles are dangerous" and more a matter of "my father is an idiot."
14:27 <@Dagmar> They're the people who drive around, secure in the knowledge, that no matter how much of an inattentive dick they are with the two ton chunk of steel and chrome, that they're going to be fine.
14:27 <@Dagmar> They also like to _ignore_ the presence of smaller cars
14:27 <@Dagmar> ...and people on two wheeled vehicles.
14:27 <@anarchival> klixa: I can't tell you how many times I've nearly been clipped on my bike by some bitch swerving down her lane in an SUV
14:27 <@klixa> my suv is almostas small as a car
14:28 <@klixa> i have a 96 ford explorer...and before this an 86 jeep chrokee pioneer
14:28 <@Dagmar> On a bike you are sort of forced to pay attentioon, all the time
14:28 <@Dagmar> Start watchign when you see people honking at each other because there was a near-accident
14:28 <@Dagmar> You will start to notice that the guy in the giant SUV was generally being a dick
14:28 <@anarchival> klixa: I suspect the problem is that an SUV feels like you're driving a smaller vehicle, so it encourages people to not have appropriate awareness of their place on the road.
14:28 <@klixa> well...bikes can be dicks too...anyone can be a dick
14:29 <@Dagmar> I've considered mounting a bracket on mine so that I have easy access to a goddamn flail
14:29 <@Dagmar> Ummm.... No.
14:29 <@Dagmar> Bikers, with the exception of a few crotch rocket ricer monkeys, tend to be very interested in self-preservation
14:29 <@klixa> can bikes in tn split the lane?
14:29 <@klixa> they can in cali
14:29 <@Dagmar> You almost never see them _take_ the right of way when it shoudln't be theirs
14:29 <@Dagmar> THey can't here
14:30 <@Dagmar> ...but when traffic is sstopped there, there's little reason for them not to do so
14:30 <@Dagmar> The lanes are wide enough, and bikers know that the laws of physics don't just issue you a citation
14:30 <@Dagmar> EVeryone generally learns that the hard way early on if they didn't know it already
14:31 <@klixa> i think cali has a highrer proprtion of the ones who donr care about self preservation...
14:32 <@oddball> klixa: Or Dagmar is just blind to the assholes on two wheels.  I've had a number of them try to merge into me.
14:32 <@Dagmar> No,I've genuinely never seen that happen
14:32 <@klixa> the issue there is im on pch there, so all the tourists are driving their bikes ike 100 miles an hour and stuff
14:33 <@Dagmar> ricer monkeys
14:33 <@oddball> Of course... I may be an outlier... Naienko is convinced that I accidentally cloak my vehicles or something after witnessing the number of vehicles that have tried merging into my car.
14:34 <@Dagmar> You're probably showing weakness.
14:34 <@Dagmar> TN drivers hate that
14:34 <@Dagmar> Heh
14:34 <@klixa> lol
14:34 <@klixa> boston
14:34 <@klixa> thats the worst imo
14:34 <@klixa> they bump into people instead of hoking a horn
14:34 <@oddball> I used to have a real problem with that happening with Miatas or similar back when I drove a giant 80's wagon.
14:35 <@klixa> they tell you to go fuck yourself if you wait 1 sec after light turns green
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14:35 <@Dagmar> I gotta remember that if I ever take a trip up to Boston
14:35 <@oddball> klixa: Boston and Nashville have a tendency to swap who's number 1 as far as accidents per capita.
14:36 <@klixa> oddball: i just know i hate driving in boston...nashville i have no issue
14:36 <@klixa> i hate new england in general
14:37 <@oddball> The only problems I've had driving in Boston were that I wanted to punch the traffic engineers in the face.
14:37 <@Dagmar> There was an imgur about that today actually
14:37 <@klixa> frisco is another bad place to drive
14:37 <@Dagmar> Well, to drive stick
14:38 <@klixa> oh hell...lol those hills
14:38 <@klixa> i have gone up ones so steep i fesred the car would tip backwards
14:38 <@klixa> feared*
14:38 <@Dagmar> I like that brief moment of shock when you realize your hood is just basically jutting out into the sky, and might be about to land on someone
14:39 <@oddball> Dagmar: Heh... yeah... My dad and I took a couple road trips when I was in highschool that included SanFran... in his stick shift Mustang.
14:39 <@oddball> The "fun" part was that a lot of folks loved pulling up right to your bumper at red lights.
14:39 <@Dagmar> Sucks to be them, then
14:39 <@klixa> i have driven through san fran with a stick ...
14:40 <@oddball> I think everyone should have to learn how to drive stick.
14:40 <@klixa> myfirst car was a stick
14:40 <@Dagmar> I can drive sitck as long as you don't mind your clutch rapidly aging.
14:40 <@klixa> i try to shift imaginary gears in automatics at times
14:41 <@oddball> Beyond giving you more options when looking at used cars, it also instills habits like... oh... giving people some room at intersections.
14:42 <@klixa> it instilled no habits in me
14:42 <@klixa> i like the control tho
14:42 <@oddball> You probably think a bit more about how to slow down for curves, etc than someone that hasn't driven stick.
14:43 <@Dagmar> Slow down for curves?  heh
14:43 <@klixa> when i first started to drive i rode the brake all the time when learning in automatics...15mph for me was "zomg too fast gonnadie"...anyway...with a stick you cant floor the gas and end up too fast
14:43 <@Dagmar> Yes you can.
14:43 <@Dagmar> Gf in HS's brother had a mustang
14:43 <@klixa> no you cant... not in first gear
14:43 <@oddball> Dagmar: yes.. I don't like ending up in the grass, and I drive a vehicle that can actually reach speeds that that can happen.
14:43 <@klixa> your rpm's will just go insane
14:44 <@Dagmar> My car at the time had this tendency to occasionally die when you first put your foot down, so I was in the habit of slapping the gas pedal at stop signs
14:44 <@Dagmar> You don't do this with a 5.0 engine and turbo
14:44 <@Dagmar> You just don't.
14:44 <@Dagmar> I had to drive her home one night, and she was using her brother's car
14:45 <@oddball> He put a turbo on a 5.0 'stang?
14:45 <@Dagmar> First gear or not the motherfucker will just leap across the intersection
14:45 <@Dagmar> oddball: I think he wanted to be able to escape gravity or something
14:45 <@klixa> lol
14:45 <@oddball> Yeah... I learned on my Dad's '91 5.0 Mustang.  1st gear can gear you going at an alarming speed in a hurry.
14:46 <@Dagmar> I slapped the gas pedal down ouut of habit from hearing the engine catch, and the fucking car kind of coughed and we were doing 30
14:46 <@Dagmar> Hadn't even gotten to the other side of the 4-way stop yet
14:47 <@oddball> It also caused me to have a learning curve when going to another stick shift, since I was used to not needing to give it gas when releasing the clutch on level ground.
14:47 <@Dagmar> Good shit: http://natashenka.ca/posters/
14:51 <@Mirage> OK...I'm drawing a blank here..other than rebooting, how do i whack a zombie process owned by init?
14:52 <@brimstone> pull the plug
14:52 <@brimstone> kill -9 0
14:52 <@brimstone> DEATH TO INIT!
14:52 <@klixa> ctrl alt del... it fixes everything :|
14:53 <@Corydon76-work> Mirage: if it's a zombie process, that means that something has not collected its exit status yet, and if init hasn't done so, it clearly won't ever
14:53 <@Mirage> kill -9 <pid> doesn't work.  proc show the process is defunct, but it's stil listed on ps and is blocking restrating the application because of file locks
14:53 <@Dagmar> brimstone: you missed, fucker
14:53 <@brimstone> just restart init
14:53 <@Mirage> Corydon76-work: that was pretty much where I was arriving at, but I wanted to make sure I wasn
14:53 <@Corydon76-work> Kernel process table is in an inconsistent state
14:54 <@Mirage> 't forgetting something stupid
14:54 <@Dagmar> Restarting init won't do fuck
14:54 <@Dagmar> Linux init reaps automatically now
14:54 <@Corydon76-work> Dagmar: sure it will.  Restarting init will reboot the machine
14:54 <@Mirage> ldof shows the process is stil using 92 files
14:54 <@Dagmar> If it didn't already reap the dead child it's not going to because it can't.
14:54 <@Mirage> er, lsof
14:55 <@Corydon76-work> Usually, what has happened in that case is that the process is stuck within a system call.  Since it's running in kernelspace, it cannot be killed until the kernel concludes
14:56 <@Dagmar> What you want do to fix that is `while true; do kill -$((RANDOM%15)) $RANDOM; done
14:57 <@Dagmar> ...and then just wait for it to soak in
14:57 <@Mirage> I kiddingly suggested "just send a HUP to init" and one of the other guys was like "OK!", and started typing.
14:57 <@brimstone> sudo psdoom
14:59 <@klixa> tmobiles LTE coverage SUCKS
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15:05 <@opticron> define "sucks"
15:05 <@opticron> it's what I expect it to be
15:05 <@opticron> it covers nearly the same areas as 3G covered before it
15:07 <@klixa> sucks= i spend more time with the E than with LTE
15:09 <@opticron> yeah, that's going to depend on where you do your driving, I can't speak for the nashville area, but for the areas I've visited that have LTE, the core urban areas seem to be well covered but it drops to E very quickly as you move away from those areas
15:09 <@opticron> s/urban/city/
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15:11 <@klixa> opticron: yeah... this drops way more than the verizon phone tho
15:12 <@opticron> that's a given, verizon has the BEST network, regardless of their intense douchiness factor
15:12 <@klixa> heh
15:12 <@klixa> their plans SUCK
15:12 <@opticron> yep
15:12 <@opticron> I want a reasonable plan, so I'm sticking with t-mo
15:12 <@opticron> if I had a job that required that I have phone and internet with me at ALL times, I'd be stuck with vzw
15:13 <@klixa> straight talk is reasonable and uses verizons network...
15:13 <@klixa> i dont know whether it has the exact same access or not or what
15:13 <@opticron> though I expect t-mo to be far better a year for now
15:14 <@klixa> i dunno..their prices are shooting up
15:14 <@oddball> Yeah.. most of the studies I've seen show that the best network for most areas is either Verizon or ATT.
15:14 <@opticron> verizon clamps down on their MVNOs
15:14 <@opticron> hard
15:14 <@klixa> also...they wamted like $300+ for a phone that only costs 299
15:14 <@Dagmar> The only better way to turn bytes into money is porn
15:14 <@klixa> the nexus 5..unlocked is like 299
15:14 <@klixa> but tmo wanted like 350
15:14 <@klixa> wtf
15:14 <@Dagmar> Cell data is huge margins
15:14 <@opticron> klixa, then buy from google
15:14 <@Dagmar> Absolutely goddamn massive
15:14 <@klixa> opticron: im getting an iPhone...its the principle that irks me
15:14 <@klixa> that they would DO that
15:15 <@opticron> also, that's not necessarily t-mo's fault on the price difference
15:15 <@Dagmar> It's because they know the average consumer is an idiot
15:15 <@klixa> ^^
15:16 <@opticron> it has happened with all carriers on recent nexus phones
15:17 <@klixa> i didnt really check their other phines...i will next time
15:17 <@klixa> i just wanted to play with the nexus 5
15:17 <@klixa> and i noticed they jacked up its price
15:17 <@opticron> it's a fun device
15:17 <@klixa> i LOVE my nexus 7
15:17 <@opticron> also, there's a red one coming out on the 4th
15:17 <@opticron> (probably)
15:17 <@klixa> i only got the iPad because it was free and had cell on it...i wish i had waited and got the cellular nexus 7
15:18 <@klixa> i have the one wiht the super high res screen (nexus 7) and i got it like the day it came out
15:18 <@opticron> yeah, a vzw-capable N7 would be wonderful if I had vzw
15:18 <@klixa> my ipad is the older one (hence why it was free) the screen sucks
15:18 <@klixa> ipad mini*
15:19 <@oddball> See... I just go with getting a smart phone I can tether and not worry about having a cell bill connected to my tablet.
15:20 <@klixa> thats why i considered the nexus 5
15:20 <@klixa> iphone is too small
15:20 <@klixa> nexus 7 too big
15:20 <@Dagmar> Egads.
15:20 <@Dagmar> http://stackoverflow.com/questions/21488438/android-app-stops-and-cra
15:20 <@Dagmar>           shes-when-using-a-long-nested-loop
15:20 < GateKeeper> Title: java - Android App Stops and Crashes when using a long nested loop - Stack Overflow (at stackoverflow.com)
15:20 <@klixa> that 5 inch size is about perfect..to where you only need one
15:20 <@Dagmar> must... not... chuckle...
15:23 <@anarchival> Look at all those brackets lined up like Rockettes!
15:25 <@Dagmar> Generally the SO people don't like being asked to help with stupid hacking problems
15:25 <@Dagmar> ...but apparently this guy is just so far below the waterline they haven't noticed
15:26 <@Dagmar> Looks like one guy figured it out
15:28 <@Dagmar> I think maybe the normal smart people are on vacation
15:28 <@Dagmar> ...or possibly lying on the floor twitching with a bit of froth leaking out
15:28 <@Dagmar> "You do realize that what you have is O(35^m) where m = # of for loops you have. Not even desktop computer can handle that many operations."
15:28 <@Dagmar> How does that get two upvotes
15:30 <@anarchival> Sometimes I think these things are high level attempts at trolling.
15:31 <@klixa> must... not... chuckle...   :P
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16:04 <@anarchival> goddammit I need to get my head into some Mocha tests but my mind is just grog grog grog grog
16:23 <@RangerZ> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W7duxcHH0s ohh... it starts, people turning on each other now, lol
16:23 < GateKeeper> Title: Breaking News Report: Chris Christie Knew About Lane Closures - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
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16:56 < dasunt> Note to self:  Probably should look up who is playing in the Superbowl this year.
17:09 <@Mirage> dasunt: a couple different football teams...typically from different cities.
17:13 <@anarchival> http://slowrobot.com/i/54644
17:13 < GateKeeper> Title: Sports. (at slowrobot.com)
17:14 < dasunt> Denver and Seattle.
17:14 < dasunt> Okay, good, I have enough info to BS my way through any bar conversations.
17:16 <@RangerZ> seatle is the one who had the guy who went off on the reporter and was called a 'thug' instead of the N-word all over the media/twitter/etc
17:17 <@RangerZ> dasunt: thas about all you'd need to know otherwise, lol
17:28 <@Mirage> dasunt: see, i told you...two football teams from different sities.
17:28 <@Mirage> er, cities
17:33 <@anarchival> Does anyone else think it's weird that the two teams going to the Super Bowl are from the two cities who recently legalized marijuana?
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17:45 <@Corydon76-work> anarchival: this is why you ought to be on Facebook.  That was observed immediately before the two teams were even known
17:45 <@Corydon76-work> Someone posted a "wouldn't it be funny if..." and that quickly turned into "So that's what they meant by Super BOWL"
17:47 <@anarchival> Corydon76-work: I am on FB, but my name there is Skadi Nordwind.
17:51  * anarchival checks her FB, discovers they're still talking about Bitcoin. Yep.
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18:03 <@klixa-mobile> I have 31 friends on fb now
18:05 <@anarchival> Skadi has five, which I find amusing since all of them now that's a pseudonym.
18:05 <@anarchival> s/now/know
18:06 <@anarchival> Also, I never post anything unless it's in one of the groups I'm in, which is the reason I have that profile.
18:06 <@klixa-mobile> Most of mine is family
18:06 < aestetix> penis
18:07 <@klixa-mobile> Sinep
18:07 <@anarchival> One of the reasons I killed my real FB was because my family started joining.
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18:11 <@anarchival> My father "likes" American Airlines. Sick.
18:12 <@anarchival> ZOMG my oldest little brother has a beard. A BEARD.
18:14 <@klixa-mobile> My father died recently...I found out on Facebook
18:15 <@anarchival> klixa-mobile: My condolences. I imagine I will find out from the newspaper.
18:15 <@anarchival> There's a possibility my other little brother might be gay.
18:16 <@klixa-mobile> I never read newspapers
18:16 <@anarchival> klixa-mobile: My grandmother reads the obituaries every day. She's a goth.
18:16 <@klixa-mobile> Ok
18:18 <@klixa-mobile> My baby is a teddy bear ...
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18:26 <@anarchival> So my Dad's drug dealing buddies have their very own FB group.
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18:26 <@anarchival> In related news, playing six degrees of separation with my father makes me feel sick. Remind me not to do that.
18:27 <@anarchival> But seriously- a FB group for people you sling dope with!
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18:31 <@Evilpig> so full...  notlarry and I just had dinner at the tilted kilt
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18:34 <@anarchival> "Yeah, but she's our witch, so cut her the hell down."
18:35 <@Bahhumbug> Evilpig: ping
18:35 <@Evilpig> Bahhumbug: pong
18:35 <@Bahhumbug> What platform are you running plexmediaserver on?
18:36 <@Evilpig> centos 6
18:36 <@Bahhumbug> What's /usr/sbin/getenforce say?
18:36 <@Bahhumbug> Enforcing?
18:36 <@Evilpig> nope
18:36  * Bahhumbug dies a little
18:36 <@Bahhumbug> That's actually a good thing, in this instance.
18:36  * Evilpig spits on selinux
18:36 <@Bahhumbug> It's broken w/ selinux enabled.
18:36 <@Bahhumbug> And not a fucking thing I can do will get it to work in enforcing.
18:37 <@Evilpig> can't tell where it is hanging up?
18:37 <@Bahhumbug> This is the _only_ such problem I've ever had with selinux.
18:37 <@Bahhumbug> No.  Nothing is audit.
18:37 <@Evilpig> odd
18:37 <@Bahhumbug> And it's not a dontaudit rule tripping it either as I reenabled all dontaudits.
18:37 <@Bahhumbug> And, here's the fucked up thing.
18:37 <@Bahhumbug> Permissive?
18:37 <@Bahhumbug> Nope.
18:37 <@Bahhumbug> FUck you very much.
18:37 <@Evilpig> very odd
18:37 <@Evilpig> just fire up another vm just for plex then
18:38 <@Bahhumbug> It's a broken targetted policy.
18:38 <@Bahhumbug> This is a dedicated esxi instance now.
18:38 <@Evilpig> it's been a month coming but mine has finally stopped indexing media
18:39  * Bahhumbug sneaks in and wipes the indexes
18:39 <@Evilpig> /dev/mapper/vg_plex-lv_plex              197G  121G   67G  65% /var/lib/plexmediaserver
18:39 <@Evilpig> even wiping the indexes would take you a while.  lol
18:40 <@Bahhumbug> Random /dev/zero spewed into indexes at random offsets.
18:41 <@Bahhumbug> Who has to remove them?
18:41  * Bahhumbug smiles
18:41 <@Bahhumbug> That's a fuckload of indexes, however.
18:41 <@Bahhumbug> How much ram you have on that thing?
18:41 <@Evilpig> 3GB ish
18:41 <@Evilpig> maybe 2
18:42 <@Evilpig> Filesystem                               Size  Used Avail Use% Mounted on
18:42 <@Evilpig> /dev/mapper/vg_media-lv_media            5.4T  4.5T  642G  88% /media
18:42 <@Evilpig> /dev/mapper/vg_tvshows-lv_tvshows        8.1T  4.4T  3.3T  58% /media/tv.hd
18:42 <@Evilpig> 121G of indexes for 9TB of content isn't all that bad
18:45 <@anarchival> Evilpig: 9TB? Where on Earth do you host it?
18:48 <@brimstone> under his desk?
18:49 <@anarchival> brimstone: well sure, he *does* work in a datacenter...
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18:59 <@Evilpig> anarchival: right here. come on up and i'll give you a tour.
19:00 <@anarchival> Evilpig: You can't host 9TB in your pants, I don't care how good you are at your job.
19:00 <@Evilpig> I didn't say it was in my pants but I welcome you to search them.  We're both gonna end up disappointed though
19:01 <@anarchival> Evilpig: Touché.
19:02 <@anarchival> "I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you."
19:02 < aestetix> pee
19:04 <@Evilpig> okay I think i'm properly enrolled in the yahoo employee stock purchase plan
19:04 <@Evilpig> putting in 5% this quarter
19:06 < aestetix> hahah
19:07 < aestetix> yahoo stock does not seem like a good incentive
19:09 <@Evilpig> aestetix: when I buy it at 10% below the lowest price of the quarter it is
19:11 <@anarchival> Evilpig: I always maxed out the matching on my 401k before participating in the stock plan at Tractor. Better risk with diversification. They sell some bad dog food one week, and there goes the nest egg.
19:13 <@anarchival> Another Friday night without vodka. This is terrible.
19:14 <@Evilpig> anarchival: I have vodka
19:14 < RangerZ1> so do I
19:15 <@anarchival> Evilpig: If only you were in Nashville. If only.
19:21 < RangerZ1> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_xFCNpvb2Q I love people's reactions to Jesse Eisenberg
19:21 < GateKeeper> Title: Jesse Eisenberg is Lex Luthor in Man of Steel Sequel - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
19:24 <@anarchival> I don't know what everyone's bitching about. Underneath that sweet, Jewish, rent-boy exterior, Jesse Eisenberg is a menacing titan of industry.
19:24 <@RangerZ> so TN is looking to allow Hemp growth as a cash crop
19:24 <@RangerZ> since apparently the farm bill now allows it
19:26 <@anarchival> RangerZ: Yeah, that's been a thing for years, actually. Frank Nicely has been sponsoring it.
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20:40 < aestetix> I wonder how smurfs have sex.
20:44 <@anarchival> aestetix: There's at least one live action Smurf porno that casts some light on that.
20:44 < aestetix> anarchival: I thought you didn't like sex
20:44 <@anarchival> aestetix: What does that have to do with Smurf porn?
20:46 <@Shadow404> wait, smurf pron?
20:46 <@Evilpig> rule 34 and duh
20:46 <@Shadow404> rule 34?
20:47 < aestetix> anarchival: how long has it been since you had sex?
20:47 <@Shadow404> hehe
20:47 <@Shadow404> NSFW - http://www.imagefap.com/pictures/4325339/Smurfs-Fuck-Fest
20:47 < GateKeeper> Title: Porn pics of Smurfs Fuck Fest (Page 1) (at www.imagefap.com)
20:47 <@anarchival> Oh for goodness sakes: http://www.redtube.com/8399
20:48 <@Shadow404> this is hot
20:48 <@anarchival> And another with higher production value: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYv3Yj6CMro
20:48 < GateKeeper> Title: This Aint The Smurfs - XXX Parody - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
20:48 < aestetix> wait
20:48 < aestetix> that says it ISNT the smurfs
20:49 <@anarchival> aestetix: I'm not sure. Six months to a year.
20:49 < aestetix> Did you do missionary, doggy style, or anything else?
20:49 <@Shadow404> is his dick blue too?
20:49 <@Shadow404> talk about blue balls?
20:50 <@anarchival> aestetix: It's sort of like the "will blowjob for Legos" thing. The owners of the actual Smurfs might take offense to being associated with a porno.
20:50 <@anarchival> aestetix: Sure.
20:59 < aestetix> wow
20:59 < aestetix> I just got an idea for a porno
20:59 < aestetix> Clitmo
20:59 < aestetix> CIA black ops site dedicated to capturing terrorists and making them cum so hard
21:01 <@anarchival> aestetix: Did you know that gay pornography is used to torture prisoners at Gitmo? True story.
21:02 <@anarchival> America! Fuck yeah! http://www.falconstudios.com/en
21:02 < GateKeeper> Title: Falcon XXX Gay Porn Videos - DVDs - Photos | FalconStudios.com (at www.falconstudios.com)
21:03 <@anarchival> They hate us for our man-on-man-on-man-on-man.
21:05 <@Evilpig> nsfw  possibly nsfl  http://boards.4chan.org/b/res/530153147
21:05 < GateKeeper> Title: /b/ - Random (at boards.4chan.org)
21:06 <@ShadowHntr> *rolls eyes*
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21:07 <@anarchival> 4chan is filled with sick bastards. Story at eleven.
21:10 <@ShadowHntr> heh :P
21:36 <@klixa> the entire world has sick bastards...
21:41 <@Evilpig> i want a piece of pie
21:44 <@eryc> i want some pussy
21:48 <@RangerZ> eryc: take a number
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21:56 <@RangerZ> eryc: i hate you, and all you people who signed up for moocs
21:56 <@RangerZ> lol
21:56 <@eryc> lol
21:56 <@RangerZ> I'm so tired of writing code to be used as examples
21:57 <@RangerZ> though, you'll learn a lot, and its good practice for me... but still I have other work to do, lol
21:59 <@eryc> i need to do the 2nd week's homework.. was planning to tomorrow
22:00 <@RangerZ> did get the RESTful server stuff semi working though, which is pretty nice, SPring framework is very 'meta' programming, which always takes a while to grasp in each context, despite having written meta programming stuff
22:00 <@eryc> you know, 6 months of android classes is going to be a lot of work too
22:00 <@RangerZ> well its not, the 3rd part is server'y
22:01 <@RangerZ> basically.. sorta... kinda...
22:01 <@RangerZ> lol
22:01 <@eryc> i'm more of a python and nodejs guy
22:01 <@eryc> not sure how i feel about EJBs
22:01 <@RangerZ> this will fix you of your misguiden ways
22:01 <@RangerZ> ;)
22:01 <@eryc> i'm sure it will solidify me one way or the other
22:02 <@RangerZ> actually EJB isn't that big a deal
22:02 <@eryc> i've written some grails apps
22:02 <@RangerZ> for android its more of an syntax, library, which is what java is really strong on
22:02 <@eryc> i wrote a rest api using spring security framework
22:03 <@eryc> at least, that was the hard part
22:03 <@RangerZ> yeah
22:03 <@eryc> i forget which wsdl framework i used
22:03 <@anarchival> eryc: you know you can use Python for Android, right?
22:04 <@eryc> yea i've tried kivy
22:04 <@eryc> and scripting
22:04 <@eryc> it didnt work out how i imagined
22:04 <@RangerZ> actually i'm surprised people don't call her 'ivy' for 'archivy'
22:05 <@eryc> also the runtime causes lots of bloat
22:05 <@eryc> i think it's better just to do native
22:05 <@RangerZ> no.. no no... to do 'java'
22:05 <@eryc> er, yea
22:05 <@RangerZ> trust me native... sucks
22:05 <@RangerZ> lol
22:06 <@RangerZ> NDK is a PITA
22:06 <@anarchival> Javascript in Titanium is pretty slick.
22:06 <@RangerZ> and most of the time NDK isn't actually worth it, thats what my snr. capstone was about
22:06 <@RangerZ> doing some performance metrics.
22:06 <@eryc> i've seen mixed reviews on html5/js apps for mobile
22:07 <@eryc> i think "native" is better
22:07 <@RangerZ> unless you are using a recursive algorithm for data crunching, or doing native c stuff like openGL, then java is usually fasters b/c of context switching
22:07 <@eryc> RangerZ: see i put quotes that time, changes everything
22:07 <@RangerZ> yep
22:07 <@anarchival> That's the great thing about Titanium. It compiles to native.
22:08 <@eryc> from wikipedia: Some developers have reported that although working with Titanium gives fast results, making Titanium well suited for prototyping, there are issues around differences in behaviour of the API cross-platform, stability and memory management, that made them re-write their apps in native code in the end.
22:09 <@anarchival> eryc: Yeah, the platform has evolved a lot in the past two years.
22:09 <@RangerZ> and codex labs is a training partner so lots of local influence/learning opportunities
22:11 <@eryc> anarchival: so titanium is really free, nsa?
22:11 <@anarchival> eryc: Yep.
22:11 <@eryc> how does it compare to phonegap/cordova?
22:12 <@Evilpig> interesting.  http://www.jlist.com/product/JAT126
22:12 < GateKeeper> Title: Frito-Lay Avocado Cheese Doritos (at www.jlist.com)
22:12 <@RangerZ> Dagmar: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/482445197/unsung-story-tale-of-the-guardians/posts/735272
22:13 <@RangerZ> Evilpig: you can order them through amazon i think
22:13 <@anarchival> eryc: Phonegap is far more limited; it's basically just web apps like you were describing before.
22:13 <@RangerZ> or j-list or something
22:13 <@RangerZ> wow... i didn't loko at the link
22:13 <@RangerZ> jlist it is
22:13 <@eryc> i see thanks
22:13 <@RangerZ> with the background/ i thought it was a 2chan/4chan clone
22:13 <@RangerZ> lol
22:14 <@anarchival> avocado and cream cheese?! I might eat some Doritos...
22:14 <@anarchival> *with sake*
22:15 <@RangerZ> so... i found out today that Elder Scrolls Online... you can only unlock one of the races if you buy the collectors box
22:16 <@RangerZ> normal game is 60$, collectors is 100$, and then 15$ a month after that
22:16 <@RangerZ> Vangaurd MKII here we go
22:21 <@Evilpig> yup.  time for a piece of pie and then bed.  you coming anarchival ?
22:22 <@RangerZ> nah, she ran out AA batteries
22:22 <@anarchival> Evilpig: Be right there.
22:24 < aestetix> dr. vagina
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22:33 <@anarchival> Thanks, RangerZ! You reminded me of the We-Vibe Thrill, which is half-off right now. Happy V-Day to me!
22:35 <@Evilpig> what a coincidence.  I don't have pants on so i'm half off too!
22:35 < aestetix> penispenispenispenispenispenispenispenispenis
22:36 <@anarchival> Evilpig: Sure, but are you the winner of five international awards, capable of two full hours of play with USB recharging?
22:36 < RangerZ1> surprisingly yes
22:36 <@Evilpig> I need no usb recharging!
22:36 < RangerZ1> he is
22:37 <@anarchival> Evilpig: How many different modes do you have?
22:37 <@Evilpig> needs testing.
22:38 < aestetix> what really matters is time between charges
22:38 <@anarchival> Evilpig: Can you do simultaneous clitorial and G-spot stimulation?
22:38 <@Evilpig> yes
22:38 <@anarchival> Evilpig: Lies.
22:39 < aestetix> anarchival: it's because he has two penises
22:39 <@Evilpig> do you want my ex-wife's number to ask?
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22:39 < aestetix> I want her number
22:39 <@anarchival> Evilpig: It's good you have references.
22:40 <@anarchival> This vibe is also eco-friendly, body-safe, and comes with a one year warranty.
22:41 <@Evilpig> me too!
22:41 <@Evilpig> slightly used
22:41 <@anarchival> Evilpig: I believe the term is "refurbished."
22:41 <@Evilpig> previously owned?
22:41 < RangerZ1> George Zimmerman is doing a Celebrity Boxing match
22:41 <@anarchival> Evilpig: Also We Vibe doesn't do returns.
22:41 < RangerZ1> *prays for mike tyson*
22:42 < RangerZ1> sorry... for late 80s mike tyson
22:43 <@anarchival> RangerZ1: considering how he couldn't fight off a scrawny little black teenager without using deadly force, he needs some boxing lessons
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22:50 <@Dagmar> He could always just learn to take it like a man.
22:51 <@Dagmar> ...or he could learn how to fucking trail someone so obviously that a _kid_ spots him and feels like he needs to take action.
22:51 <@Dagmar> er not trail someone so obviously
22:53 <@Corydon76-work> I'm not sure any celebrity should take him up on it.  He's liable to have a gun tucked into his waistband to pull out and use when he starts losing.
22:54 < aestetix> Can you get a discount on refurbished sex toys?
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22:55 <@Dagmar> I'd like to see Zimmerman on Ultimate Surrender
22:56 <@Dagmar> Yeah, i said that.
22:57  * klixa googles ultimate surrender
22:57 <@Dagmar> you prolly don't want to do that
22:57 <@klixa> yeah...i know this now
22:58 <@klixa> which zimmerman? the one who killed that kid?
22:58 <@Dagmar> Yes
22:58 <@brimstone> you mean the zimmerman who was defending himself
22:59 <@Dagmar> Bullshit
22:59 < aestetix> I love ultimate surrender
22:59  * brimstone pulls the pin on that can of worms
22:59  * aestetix has actually been to it
22:59 <@anarchival> "sexual wrestling." as if wrestling is ever not sexual.
22:59 <@Dagmar> I would have to peek through my fingers to deal with thati one, man
22:59 < aestetix> anarchival: if you like that, you should check out Public Disgrace
22:59 <@Dagmar> euw
23:00 <@anarchival> aestetix: Psht. Feeling shame over sex in public is for amateurs.
23:00 <@Dagmar> I think we can all agree on one thing
23:00 <@Dagmar> Thank god it's not a German or a Japanese show.
23:01 < aestetix> Dagmar: did you see the Japanese show I found with the blowjob competition?
23:01 <@Dagmar> No, but... see...
23:01 <@Dagmar> On the one hand, it sounds interesting.
23:01 <@anarchival> Oh! Dagmar loves blow job competitions!
23:01 <@Dagmar> ...and on the other hand, you mention it's Japanese, so I automatically know, there's going to be something to it that I just won't want tosee.
23:02 < aestetix> The premise is that there's a male porn star and a fat ugly guy who gives amazing head.
23:02 < aestetix> So it's a challenge between the porn star trying not to cum, and the ugly guy trying to make him cum
23:02 <@Dagmar> It's going to involve tentacles, or rope, or mayonaisse, or something that's equal parts weird and wildly inappropriate.
23:02 <@anarchival> "Orgasm Wars"
23:03 <@Dagmar> Sounds interesting, again, as long as it's not Japanese or German
23:03 < aestetix> Ok now I have to go find it
23:03 <@anarchival> So it's a show about a gay man raping a straight man?
23:03 < aestetix> Ok, turns out searching for "japanese blow job show" is not a good idea
23:03 <@Dagmar> Google sez Japanese.
23:03 <@anarchival> I mean, I'm assuming the straight man actually consented, but...
23:03 <@anarchival> why would you consent to a blow job but try not to orgasm?
23:04 <@anarchival> who's tricking who, here?
23:04 <@Dagmar> Another great idea, ruined by the internets
23:04 <@Dagmar> It may be a double-standard, but it's _my_ double-standard.  ;0
23:05 < aestetix> THANK YOU INTERNET
23:05 < aestetix> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6qynsMj4RU
23:05 < GateKeeper> Title: Takuya San - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
23:06 <@anarchival> Oh hey, Dagmar, the We Vibe Thrill is currently 50% off if you're looking for a VD gift for some special lady in your life.
23:06 <@Dagmar> ...and here I was thinking Youtube was reasonable.
23:06 <@Dagmar> *sigh*
23:06 <@Dagmar> *closes browser after reading summary*
23:06 <@anarchival> Dagmar: Evilpig says he could perform the same service for free, and wouldn't need USB charging, but he can't do it for *everyone.*
23:07 <@Dagmar> I don't need toys for that
23:07 <@anarchival> Dagmar: Not for you, for a special lady in your life.
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23:07 <@Dagmar> I didn't go to college just for comp sci.
23:08 <@klixak> that connection sucked
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23:08 <@anarchival> Dagmar: Yes, yes. 6:1 female to male ratio. I remember.
23:08 <@Dagmar> ...although I admit, having just pulled that up in the browser, it took me a moment to figure out WTF
23:08 < aestetix> around 13 minutes in is when it gets good
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23:08 <@Dagmar> At least it wouldn't be glaringly obvious when left on top of the fridge in a picture
23:09 <@anarchival> Dagmar: It's won five international awards. It's currently the Rolls Royce of vibrator technology for women.
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23:09 <@klixa> wtf .... i must have missed a lot
23:09 <@Dagmar> So what it needs then is a Rez interface
23:09 <@anarchival> Dagmar: Rez?
23:10 <@Dagmar> Surely you jest
23:10 <@Dagmar> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rez#Trance_Vibrator
23:10 < GateKeeper> Title: Rez - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (at en.wikipedia.org)
23:10 <@anarchival> Dagmar: Oh, okay. This might surprise you, but I've never actually been to a rave.
23:11 <@Dagmar> I heard they were planning a new version for the Ps3, but with _four_ units, and...  just wow
23:11 <@klixa> bbl
23:11 < aestetix> anarchival: if you were giving me a blowjob, do you think I could resist cuming?
23:11 <@Dagmar> anarchival: It would not be appropriate to use _that_ peripheral at a rave
23:11 <@anarchival> aestetix: Let's not discuss impossibilites.
23:12 <@Dagmar> The idea of four interfaces makes me think I just want to step back and leave that one to the professionals.
23:12 <@anarchival> Dagmar: It would certainly open up whole new vistas for you as a DJ.
23:12 <@Dagmar> No, no... some uses of technology are just too powerful
23:13 <@Dagmar> Anyway... subwoofers.
23:13 <@anarchival> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdNE7gjSE0w
23:13 < GateKeeper> Title: Causality - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
23:14 <@klixa> aestetix: you
23:14 <@Dagmar> ...where they actually trumped When Harry Met Sally
23:15 < aestetix> what did I do
23:15 <@klixa> aestetix: nothing...lol
23:16 < aestetix> anarchival: you're right. I can resist your temptations, no matter how many teeth you take out while blowing me.
23:20 <@anarchival> aestetix: It's true. If I ever consent to blowing you, you should be very, very afraid.
23:20 <@klixa> anarchival: if he should be afraid...then you're doin' it wrong
23:21 < aestetix> anarchival: although you might turn me off so much that I'll get soft and accidentally pee in your mouth
23:21 <@anarchival> klixa: Chewing off a dick can be quite satisfying, you should try it sometime.
23:22 <@klixa> no, i only do things with people i love...and i dont hurt people i love :D
23:22 <@anarchival> klixa: well I'm not planning on doing anything with aestetix either, but that doesn't stop him from talking about it.
23:22 < aestetix> "If you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans"
23:23 <@anarchival> aestetix: So you think that raping me is part of God's plan? That's nice.
23:26 <@klixa> anarchival: you should do stuff with aestetix... he seems like he would treat you real nice
23:26 <@anarchival> klixa: http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130814212021/creepypasta/images/a/a0/Sock_Puppet_2.gif
23:27 <@eryc> is that where you keep your vibrator
23:27 <@anarchival> Excuse me, I'm going to go get in the bed with Evilpig, at least he knows how to flirt.
23:27 <@klixa> his flirting pales in comparison with a certain INTJ i used to know :/
23:28  * eryc doesn't flirt
23:29 <@klixa> eryc: neither does anyone else in this channel
23:30 <@klixa> except aestetix...he does with anarchival, but only to make me jealous cause hes secretly in love with me
23:33 <@Dickie> Whatever
23:33 <@Dickie> We all know anyone capable of love has their eye on the D
23:33 <@klixa> the D?
23:33 <@Dickie> D to the ickie
23:33  * Dickie raises the roof
23:33  * klixa turns it up
23:37 <@Dagmar> Somehow... I suspect there was a lack of advance planning
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23:52 <@Dagmar> RIGHT.
23:52 <@Dagmar> http://www.wtvf.com/story/24606270/la-vergne-police-investigating-mysterious-drone-sighting
23:52 < GateKeeper> Title: La Vergne Police Investigating Mysterious Drone Sighting - NewsChannel5.com | Nashville News, Weather & Sports (at www.wtvf.com)
23:53 <@Dagmar> IF that gets people worked up, I need to mount chainsaws and satans on mine
23:53 <@Dagmar> There will be RIOTS.
23:53 <@Dagmar> Thankfully, I already have an unmarked car.
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