--- Log opened Sun Oct 13 00:00:52 2013
00:31 < RangerZ> Corydon76-home: yeah, i was asleep though
00:45 <@Evilpig> got a bad feeling my wdtv just fried itself
00:50 <@Evilpig> whoa!  I can talk to my buddy flamez inside of the new pokemon
00:51 <@Evilpig> I hit the internet connection and it just found him in my friends list already and he was playing at the same time. lol
01:50 < RangerZ> i picked up the new pokemon too, figured I'd check it out since I haven't played one since blue
03:07 <@aestetix> what
03:11 <@Dagmar> Damn you pepole
03:11 <@Dagmar> I'm trying not to buy a another SD
03:11 <@Dagmar> er DS
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11:12 < SuMo_D> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhm3O15-tc0
11:12 < GateKeeper> Title: Lazy Town - You Are a Pirate (Alestorm edition) - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
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12:43 <@Evilpig> hrmm does this show for anyone else? http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10200817685394824
12:43 < GateKeeper> Title: Content Not Found (at www.facebook.com)
12:43 <@Evilpig> Dagmar: if you are even thinking about a new DS now is the time cause they have the special edition red and blue ones that come with the new pokemon for $199
12:44 <@Evilpig> http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10200817685394824&l=916624d7a6
12:44 < GateKeeper> Title: Photo (at www.facebook.com)
12:44 <@Bahhumbug> Evilpig: "This content is currently unavailable"
12:44 <@Bahhumbug> (For the first image; second one displays fine)
12:45 <@Evilpig> Oh how I love to torment my brother by way of his children. :D
12:57 < SuMo_D> its because you are a pirate
12:57 < SuMo_D> arrrr!!!!
12:57 < SuMo_D> and no facebook photo not found
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17:04 <@aestetix> vagina
17:15 <@Evilpig> aestetix: https://twitter.com/Wilpig/status/389487619618648064/photo/1/large
17:15 < GateKeeper> Title: Twitter / Wilpig: Fire crotch, I choose you! ... (at twitter.com)
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17:17 <@aestetix> what
17:18 <@aestetix> haha
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19:04 <@SuMo_D> yea!!! - 2 more kids learned to solder..... the two youngest were able to program the LED matrix and the older ones learned about making raspi webservers :D good use of a day
19:20 <@Dagmar> GTAV Online is probably the first example of Rockstar fucking something up _after_ release
19:26 <@Evilpig> bah.  I need to get to bed soon
19:26 <@Evilpig> tomorrow is gonna be rough
19:32 <@Corydon76-home> Have fun on your first day, Pig
19:32 <@eryc> meh i have to wait until 20:30 to sell my galvanter baller
19:33 <@SuMo_D> it'll be an adventure
19:34 <@Dagmar> eryc: You're on an XBox?
19:35 <@Bahhumbug> I'm not sure Evilpig will be able to handle the concept of coworkers that do their jobs.  I'm afraid it might all be too much for him.
19:38 <@Evilpig> i'm ready for the shock
19:39 <@eryc> Dagmar: yea
19:40 <@eryc> you can sell 1 car per 24 hrs in-game time
19:40 <@eryc> so once every 24 mins
19:40 <@eryc> the galvanter is worth $9k so i'm just gonna sit here until i can sell
19:41 <@eryc> i was looking all over for one earlier and all i found were sedans
19:41 <@eryc> so i sold some crappy suv for $5k instead
19:41 <@Dagmar> 48 minutes
19:41 <@Dagmar> I've actually got a price list printed out
19:42 <@Dagmar> I don't know how it is on XBox but on PS3 it's almost impossible to make money
19:42 <@eryc> same
19:42 <@eryc> robbing stores gives $2-4k
19:42 <@eryc> last drug mission i got $1k
19:43 <@Dagmar> I played about five hours yesterday three today...  I currently have about $12,000
19:43 <@eryc> got like $500 from my last race where i got 5th
19:43 <@Dagmar> I *almost* had enough for the cheapest safe house
19:43 <@eryc> i have $23k in the bank and an SMG is my gun
19:43 <@Dagmar> ...then the map was overrun with dicktard children who just PK
19:43 <@eryc> you have to save for the $200k house
19:43 <@eryc> so you get a heist planning board
19:43 <@Dagmar> Save _how_
19:44 <@Dagmar> Every time someone kills you, you lose $1,000.
19:44 <@eryc> i put everything in the bank
19:44 <@eryc> using the phone
19:44 <@Dagmar> Dude, I have robbed corner stores enough to get an achievement for it already.
19:44 <@Dagmar> My standard procedure for that is get out of sight of the cops, take off the mask, deposit the money.
19:44 <@eryc> i didnt know i lose $1k for each death
19:44 <@Dagmar> When you die, the money comes out of your bank account.
19:45 <@eryc> great some asshat just killed me
19:46 <@eryc> lost the car and $1k
19:46 <@Dagmar> Sometimes it's more than that, up to $5,000 depending on how you died.
19:46 <@aestetix> alotta vagina
19:46 <@Dagmar> If you were in passive mode, expect that you're going to need to logout and come back later
19:46 <@Dagmar> Check your transaction log using your phone
19:47 <@SuMo_D> hey aestetix :)
19:47 <@Dagmar> Passive mode is worthless.  You can't pull a weapon, and people can't shoot you, but only if you're on foot.
19:47 <@aestetix> hi
19:47 <@Dagmar> If you're on foot in passive mode, they just run you down (because you can't shoot back).
19:47 <@Dagmar> If you get into a car to try to get away, *then* they can shoot you agai
19:47 <@SuMo_D> sup?
19:48 <@eryc> damn and i just turned it on heh
19:48 <@eryc> so much for that idea
19:48 <@eryc> so am i to assume rockstar is going to make this more fun in november if they are handing out cash?
19:49 <@Dagmar> Actually, that seeems to have driven the rabid kiddies into a froth
19:49 <@Dagmar> The $500,000 they're giving everyone will let them buy the best of everything.
19:49 <@Dagmar> ...so they don't care how many times they die right now
19:49 <@eryc> great
19:49 <@Dagmar> If they wanted to stop this shit, they'd put broke people into their own instances liek they're claiming to be doing with this good/bad sport nonsense
19:50 <@eryc> as someone tries to run me over
19:51 <@eryc> they need to turn off showing people on the map
19:51 <@Dagmar> That's a Lester perk that unlocks at like level 8 or somethign
19:51 <@Dagmar> He'll contact you when it gets to that point
19:52 <@Dagmar> That's also when people can put a bounty on someone else's head
19:53 <@Dagmar> http://www.reddit.com/r/GTAV/comments/1nkvb9/anyone_else_think_that_making_money_on_gta_online/
19:53 < GateKeeper> Title: Anyone else think that making money on GTA Online is a joke : GTAV (at www.reddit.com)
19:54 <@aestetix> so I'm confused
19:54 <@aestetix> Why is the new GTA so popular?
19:55 <@Dagmar> The game is popular.  The Online form is fucked.
19:55 <@Dagmar> Hell, you lose money if you die in a deathmatch mission
20:00 <@Dagmar> I'm also unamused they've not managed to stop any cheating
20:00 <@Dagmar> There's a lap race around the prison.  Play it.
20:00 <@Dagmar> The 'world record' lap time is just under eleven seconds.
20:00 <@Dagmar> I'm not sure you can do that in a jet.
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20:53 <@Dickie> Online play is, indeed, fucked
20:54 <@Dickie> But there's an aspect of mayhem and chaos that really tickles my fancy, so I play it
21:35 <@Dagmar> ...but you're not trying to get an apartment or a garage, apparently
21:39 <@aestetix> penis
21:39 <@Dagmar> So looking at my stats online... I've apparently earned $78,000 from jobs, earned $111,726 in total, and "spent" $98,204.
21:39 <@Dagmar> Play time, 10 hours.
21:40 <@aestetix> Dagmar: time to retire?
21:41 <@Dagmar> Probably so.  At least until Rockstar gets their shit together.
21:41 <@Dagmar> I'm not crap at these things, I shoud damn well have been able to *keep* some of the fucking money
21:42 <@Dagmar> If they think this is going to make me cough up real money just so I can have enough to buy an apartment before CHILDREN kill me dozens of times until it's all gone, they're going to be woefully disappointed.
21:42 <@Dagmar> I'm about to start making some noise about parents who let their little kiddies play GYAV.
21:43 < RangerZ> do you want to know why I wouldn't let my child play M rated games?
21:43 < RangerZ> especially GTA5
21:43 < RangerZ> because they might run into Dagmar on there
21:44 <@Bahhumbug> Fair concern.
21:45 < RangerZ> I'm not concerned with the violence or sex or drugs
21:45 <@Bahhumbug> Then again, brats shouldn't be playing these types of games in the first place.
21:45 < RangerZ> but Dagmar, thats worth concern
22:04 <@oddball> There's something fitting playing a Fallout game while listening to Welcome to Night Vale.
22:12 <@Dagmar> THey should generally be terrified of meeting me on there
22:12 <@Dagmar> ...because I'll kill them just for being a little kit.
22:12 <@Dagmar> s/kit/kid/;
22:13 <@Dagmar> A thousand dollars a kill
22:13 <@Bahhumbug> wfm.  Make them run to mommy crying.
22:13 <@Dagmar> Heck last weekend I was telling them to go get their parents and put them on the headset
22:14 <@oddball> Yeah... if your kid is younger than 14 and you bought them GTAV, you fail at parenting.
22:14 <@Dagmar> It only took a couple of kids who sounded like they weren't even ten years old to set me off
22:15 <@Dagmar> I was listening to one last night whining that someone was blocking the entrance to the airplane hangar with their truck so they couldn't pull the jet out.
22:15 <@Dagmar> That went on for several minutes and then I brought it all to a halt.  "STOP BEING A PUSSY AND BLOW THE GODDAMN TRUCK UP.  WHAT KIND OF SAD SACK OF SHIT CRIMINAL ARE YOU... WHINING LIKE A BABY BECAUSE OF A PARKING PROBLEM."
22:16 <@oddball> See... that's when I would come by and blow the jet up...
22:16 <@oddball> problem solved.
22:16 <@Dagmar> I was really considering doing just that
22:16 <@Dagmar> Just stealthilly coming over there and blowing every one and every thing up
22:17 <@Dagmar> I might not be able to buy certain weapons, but there's a few missions where you can pick them up and keep them after... like the Jerry Can.
22:17 <@Dagmar> It's very good at solving parkind dilemnas
22:18 <@Dagmar> You just pour Jerry Juice all over the area you'd like swept clean of vehicles, shoot it once, and walk away.
22:18 <@Dagmar> It's also good for setting players on fire.
22:18 <@Dagmar> ...as someone found out last night.
22:19 <@oddball> heh
22:20 <@Dagmar> I drew lines back and forth across the street, then stsopped some cars at gunpoint, and let the traffic jam happen, and then waited for the twit to come after me again
22:20 <@Dagmar> They couldn't figure out where I was, just that there were a lot of police around and that I was somewhere nearby.
22:21 <@Dagmar> "Hey guys, I *told* you to leave me alone.  By the way, look up."
22:21 <@Dagmar> I'm firing two shots into the gas as this happens.
22:22 <@oddball> What... I... uhh..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcDgOGC5Lcc
22:22 < GateKeeper> Title: Toy doll shoots REAL flames out its crotch. - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
22:25 <@Dagmar> OH wow
22:26 <@Dagmar> THat guy's hilarious
22:26 <@Dagmar> The best part is that is that you can tell by his earrings and beard that he would normally be considered an "unsavory type"
22:29 <@Bahhumbug> that's awesome.
22:37 <@Dickie> I have an earring and a beard
22:37 <@Dickie> I'm quite the catch
22:37 <@SuMo_D> Pirate!
22:41 <@Dagmar> Evilpig: How are your pokemons power levels?  :)
22:50 < NotLarry> Dagmar: PING
22:51 < NotLarry> Dickie: Who's earring and beard did you score?
22:55 < NotLarry> ok, a youtube video I like, thanks oddball
22:55 <@Dagmar> wat
22:55 < NotLarry> fix your shit
22:55 < NotLarry> sorry, fix our shit
22:55 <@Dagmar> It already fixed itself.
22:55 < NotLarry> don't make me go find brian and make him call you.
22:55 < NotLarry> cause you know he will
22:55 <@Dagmar> I put that shit into place on Friday night, but I had to do a bit of tuning on Saturday
22:55 < NotLarry> but he will put it off till 5am
22:56 < NotLarry> well, ok, but it looks broken from here.
22:56 <@Dagmar> Oh that's okay, if you look at the logs you'll see the reason I had to tune it was that the box could actually get so fucked up that killall didn't make it shut down properly so the httpd was down for _five hours_ and no one called me
22:56 <@Dagmar> Tell it to check again.  I've already got the recovery email
22:56 <@Dagmar> This shit will continue until we've stopped overloading the SAN
22:57 < NotLarry> fuck, was it me that didn't call you for 5 hours?
22:57 <@Dagmar> No, it was Ed and Brian
22:59 <@Dagmar> Ah... and there's the mail from sclnwb22 telling me the load was unacceptable
22:59 <@Dagmar> I've got them both emailing me after they restart the httpd
23:00 <@Dagmar> ...because _fuck this noise_
23:00 <@Dagmar> Theres no point in even kidding ourselves about "breakfixes" when the problem is with the SAN
23:01 <@Dagmar> Fuck those people
23:01 <@Dagmar> Their failure to prepare and manage resources properly does not obligate me to work 24/7 for weeks on end.
23:02 <@Dagmar> I'm fairly pissed that I'm having to set the thresholds for this to httpd using more than 99% CPU and a load of _five_
23:03 <@Bahhumbug> heh
23:03 <@Dagmar> Anything less and we just lose the whole goddamn box
23:03 <@Bahhumbug> What's the point of monitoring that instance if you have to set thresholds that high?
23:03 <@Dagmar> high?
23:03 <@Dagmar> Those are _low_
23:04 <@Dagmar> Apache would be able to use 100% of both cores and it not be a big deal _if the underlying disk didn't run like shit_
23:04 <@Bahhumbug> iowait driving up cpu?
23:04 <@Dagmar> Yes.
23:04  * Bahhumbug nods
23:04 <@Bahhumbug> You really need to start setting people on fire.
23:04 <@Dagmar> I have considerable amounts of CPU wait time showing up on multiple servers
23:05 <@Dagmar> Hell the time for that was six months ago, the _last_ time this shit started happening
23:05 <@Dagmar> Management's been taking approach that they can sit back with thumbs up asses because "Everything's fine.  We don't need to spend any more money on storage throughput"
23:05 <@Bahhumbug> Why spend money on storage when they can spend it on their own salaries?
23:06 <@Bahhumbug> Come on, priorities, man.
23:06 <@Dagmar> ...and any conversation I have with them about it will be them trying to nitpick what I'm saying so they can decide I'm just making it all up and that they never had this problem that literally EVERYONE ahs told them they have
23:06 <@Dagmar> Bahhumbug: It's sure as fuck not being spent on mine
23:07 <@Dagmar> So tomorrow... when they tell me "Work with the ESX admin to find a solution" the answer will be "No.  That's wildly outside my stated job responsibilities."
23:07 <@Bahhumbug> Dagmar, you really need to gtfo of their.  You're insultingly underpaid.
23:07 <@Dagmar> No shit
23:07 <@Dagmar> The HR lady is setting up a meeting for me with the head of the building sometime early this week, and I no longer give a shit
23:07 <@Bahhumbug> I'm not trying to stir you up, but... dude... I don't even know you and just based on conversations in this channel you can do _far_ better than VU.
23:07 <@Dagmar> It's far too late to try and bullshit me into thinking this is going to work
23:08 <@Dagmar> Hogan's a fucking idiot, and management refuses to either let me do my job, or stop blaming us for the shit that doesn't work
23:08 < NotLarry> I had to go note the physical layout of another data center this weekend.  I now have to create cabinets in OpenDCIM.  I am thinking about turning my not so cryptic (if you only had a brain) notes over to the fng and turn him loose creating new cabinets in the production inventory software:)
23:09 <@Bahhumbug> 'fng'?
23:09 <@Dagmar> fucking ridiculous
23:09 < NotLarry> "you can do _far_ better than VU.
23:10 < NotLarry> http://papajohnschicago.com/jobs/
23:10 <@Dagmar> I'm going to rewrite this monitor a bit on Monday.  It failed to start the httpd yet again
23:10 < NotLarry> See, it is your fault, I knew it!
23:10 <@Dagmar> It takes so long for this tangled crap to drain out of the system that apparently four whole clock seconds aren't even enough
23:10 < NotLarry> :)
23:11 < NotLarry> There has to be a shorter shortcut to do this to the database.
23:12 <@Dagmar> Speaking of which... I have two changes I need to put in
23:19 <@Bahhumbug> The fact that there are Papa Johns in Chicago, home of the best 'za in the universe, is kinda silly.
23:22 <@SuMo_D> pizza makes me sad... or angry... usually sad
23:28 < NotLarry> This data center needs to be bigger.  We need a rack labeled "BJ69"
23:28 < NotLarry> I'm 12, I know.
23:28 <@Bahhumbug> That's a sign that you're getting crappy 'za.
23:29 < NotLarry> Hey, there are crack whores in vegas
23:29 < NotLarry> I mean, I've heard...
23:32 < NotLarry> Almost got run over today on 440.
23:33 < NotLarry> They swerved to the left, could not get ahead that lane, swerved to the right (almost clipping me) and managed to swoop around traffic through the merge lane to get ahead and swerve all the way to the left again.  I fucking pulled off the road to shake the shit out of my pants.
23:33 <@Dagmar> This is why bikers in Nashville should be allowed to carry sawed-off shotguns.
23:33 <@Dagmar> Just load 'em up with rock salt
23:34 < NotLarry> Around this time of year where I grew up, farmers would load their 12 guage with rock salt and then bait the front porch with a big fucking jack-o-lantern.
23:35 < NotLarry> I HAVE been shot in the back with rocksalt.
23:36 < NotLarry> I'm thinking this driver needed to wake up tomorrow to find the ATF and Homeland Security asking her why her truck was full of fertalizer
23:36 <@Dagmar> At least youhad the sense to start running
23:37 < NotLarry> I mean big ass jack-o-lanterns.  I stole one one Halloween so big I had to roll it away.
23:38 < NotLarry> Damn cops got that one.  I ended up abandoning it and hiding under a tractor
23:38 < NotLarry> Well, damn cop.
23:38 < NotLarry> We only had one
23:39 <@eryc> http://www.devttys0.com/2013/10/reverse-engineering-a-d-link-backdoor/
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