--- Log opened Sat Oct 12 00:00:52 2013 00:10 <@Corydon76-home> Clearly, you've never eaten ass 00:12 -!- spaceB0x [~spaceB0x@c-68-52-126-92.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 00:26 < NotLarry> gone again... 00:32 <@SuMo_D> octopus 01:25 <@Dagmar> It's cool that I can see how CPU wait levels are increasing daily on multiple webservers. 01:25 <@Dagmar> ...because I have performance graphs and the Windows admins basically DON'T. 01:26 <@Dagmar> Soon I should be able to predict when this will all burst into flames, but I'm rather hoping it'll happen a week and a half from now when I'm on vacation. 01:26 <@Dagmar> It's going to be mu little secret. :) 01:26 <@Dagmar> s/mu/my/; 01:26 <@oddball> Dagmar: Don't know if you saw before, but I've finally started listening to Welcome to Night Vale. You're right. I love this. 01:27 <@Dagmar> oddball: Dru will be pissed when he finally gets off his ass and listens to it 01:27 <@oddball> heh 01:28 <@Dagmar> Just so you know, if you're starting back in the NOC soon, if everything goes to hell the week of Halloween, I'm on vacation. 01:28 <@Dagmar> Muahahaha. 01:28 <@Dagmar> Anyone calling me up about it will get my full and uncencored opinion on the matter. 01:29 <@oddball> Well, they haven't even posted the position yet... 01:29 <@Dagmar> I am super amused that the EXIs are showing massive amounts of clock drift 01:29 <@Dagmar> er ESXis 01:30 <@Dagmar> If I had to guess, I'd say it's probably because they're spending a lot of time waiting on the SAN 01:30 <@oddball> Wait... they're not time syncing to anything? 01:30 <@Dagmar> ...which thrills me in a way you would not believe 01:30 <@Dagmar> oddball: They are. 01:30 <@oddball> ow 01:30 <@Dagmar> Yes. Software clocks are wonderful canaries 01:30 <@Dagmar> 19692 seconds off on one of them 01:31 <@Dagmar> This is a great big warning sign that Evans has not a single clue about 01:31 <@Dagmar> TOo many people patting themselves on the back because their servers don't just randomly fall over when nothing's going on 01:32 <@oddball> heh 01:32 <@Dagmar> NOW is a good time to be assigning blame. 01:32 <@Dagmar> It's the lack of expecting people to actually do something that's hurting the environment 01:39 <@Dagmar> Three of them reporting 20,000 seconds off now 01:49 -!- benthemeek [~Thunderbi@zixgateway02.nhccare.com] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 01:49 -!- benthemeek1 [~Thunderbi@173.221.49.218] has joined #se2600 01:49 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o benthemeek1] by ChanServ 01:50 -!- benthemeek1 [~Thunderbi@173.221.49.218] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 01:50 -!- benthemeek [~Thunderbi@173.221.49.218] has joined #se2600 01:50 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o benthemeek] by ChanServ 01:51 -!- benthemeek [~Thunderbi@173.221.49.218] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 01:51 -!- benthemeek [~Thunderbi@zixgateway02.nhccare.com] has joined #se2600 01:51 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o benthemeek] by ChanServ 02:16 <@aestetix> SuMo_D: around? 02:16 <@SuMo_D> somewhat 02:16 <@aestetix> got bandwidth?! :) 02:16 <@aestetix> then again it *is* a friday night 02:17 <@SuMo_D> I'm over in #defocus being like listen to Muuuuuuuuuuuusic 02:18 <@SuMo_D> what are you up to aestetix? 02:18 <@aestetix> just finishing up another project 02:18 <@SuMo_D> I should be sleeping... but the cold is keeping me awake again 02:18 <@SuMo_D> I wants to be better! 02:19 <@aestetix> was debating fleshing out a "course" outline 02:19 <@SuMo_D> I needs to teach kids on Sunday... found out the other lead instructor isn't going to be there :/ 02:21 <@SuMo_D> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ5J3N4FcmA 02:21 < GateKeeper> Title: Scar Symmetry - The Illusionist - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 02:24 <@SuMo_D> yeah aestetix I mean... there's no hurry... but it'll happen! and be awesome so whatever you're feelin' 02:26 <@aestetix> lol 02:28 <@SuMo_D> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLzBo-RoZVY - a classic for you to work by 02:28 < GateKeeper> Title: Fear Factory - Demanufacture - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 03:06 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_D@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 06:36 <@Dagmar> Fuck. The ESXi servers are accellerating 06:37 <@Dagmar> I've got mystery CPU wait all over the place 06:37 <@Dagmar> Looks like I'll just turn my phone off when I leave the office MOnday 07:19 -!- RangerZ [~rangerz@dynamic-acs-24-154-60-203.zoominternet.net] has joined #se2600 07:21 -!- RangerZ [~rangerz@dynamic-acs-24-154-60-203.zoominternet.net] has quit [Client Quit] 07:58 -!- Dolemite [80db310d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.128.219.49.13] has joined #se2600 07:58 < Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez! 07:59 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Dolemite] by ChanServ 08:24 < spaceB0x> g00d m0rning 08:50 <@Catonic> morning 08:57 <@Dolemite> Kind of eerie when the loudest thing you can hear in a 10 MW data center is the vacuum cleaner. 11:15 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_D@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 11:18 -!- nachoguy [~boster@198.46.132.189] has quit [Read error: Operation timed out] 11:30 -!- RangerZ [~rangerz@dynamic-acs-24-154-60-203.zoominternet.net] has joined #se2600 11:38 -!- RangerZ [~rangerz@dynamic-acs-24-154-60-203.zoominternet.net] has quit [Quit: Leaving.] 11:41 -!- sasquatc3 [~sasquatc4@c-24-9-178-168.hsd1.co.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 11:41 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o sasquatc3] by ChanServ 11:44 -!- sasquatc4 [~sasquatc4@c-24-9-178-168.hsd1.co.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 260 seconds] 11:50 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_D@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 11:59 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_D@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 13:29 < NotLarry> whois 13:29 < NotLarry> oops 13:30 < NotLarry> ok, weird, someone do a whois on EPDCHECKREPORT.ORG for me eh? 13:30 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o SuMo_D] by ChanServ 13:33 <@opticron> NotLarry, what info are you looking for? 14:19 < NotLarry> In response to a request to look at a rental property they sent me there for a soft credit check 14:20 < NotLarry> and that domain was created yesterday. 14:22 <@SuMo_D> aie... sketcy 14:22 <@SuMo_D> sketchy 14:24 <@Dagmar> what? 14:27 <@Dagmar> NotLarry: Walk away. Also, notify the police 14:27 <@Dagmar> NotLarry: That's a Suhosin server running in the motherfucking Ukraine 14:27 <@Dagmar> That is fraud. 14:27 <@Dagmar> They don't own the rental property 14:28 <@Dagmar> Whoever does own that property probably has no idea people are using it as bait 14:30 <@Dagmar> The only reason that shit would be in the ukraine would be to make it impossible for the local police to get at 14:47 < NotLarry> ok, I want to replace my laptop os with a virtualized version of the same os. what are the proper google words for this? 14:47 <@Dagmar> "how do I dd" 14:48 <@Dagmar> Shut it down. Mount the disk on the VM host, cp -adR the filesystem into a virtual disk. Boot virtual machine from virtual disk.. 14:48 <@Dagmar> Easier to cp into a LVM volume than to try dd'ing 14:49 <@Dagmar> If it's not doing a lot of stuff you could probably clone it live using tar over an ssh tunnel 15:10 <@Dagmar> I like how whoever's in the NOC ignored a critical on one of the webservers for the last five hours 15:11 <@SuMo_D> if I have learned nothing from you guys... its that I never want to work anywhere remotely near a NOC or servers 15:11 <@Dagmar> Of course, since whatever's going on has been screwing it over completely every two hours all night, I'm not going to complain *too* loudly 15:15 <@Dagmar> Man... Monday's goingt o be hilarious 15:50 <@SuMo_D> Dagmar by hilarious you mean rained down upon with your hellfire right? 15:51 <@Evilpig> if that alert started 5 hours ago then it would have been mongo and ed. 15:53 <@Dagmar> SuMo_D: No, I'm going to have completely clean hands. The environment is going to fall over and nothing is going to make ti stay up short of *constant administrator attention* 15:53 <@Dagmar> ...and I ain't doin' it this time. 15:54 <@Dolemite> The pig lives! 15:55 <@Dagmar> The reason that httpd instance was down for five hours is that apparently kill -9 wasn't enough to stop the httpd before three lines later in the shell script where it restarts them 15:55 <@Dagmar> So the system got knackered, killed the webserver processes, which did not die properly, and then it failed to restart them 15:59 <@Evilpig> sarkujapannb.com looks like this will be dinner tonight 16:00 <@SuMo_D> yar - I may not be able to speak high tech lang but I'm pretty good at understanding it I appreciate the breakdown too though 16:01 <@SuMo_D> I'm glad you guys are on on it though... did I tell you my class I was teaching that just ended - first day was thwarted by server failures 16:01 <@Dolemite> Evilpig: How did your introduction to the company go? How did you boss like Pig Raptor? 16:01 <@aestetix> vagina 16:01 <@SuMo_D> 2 hour class... couldn't get everyone on the network for over 40 minutes... seriously... somebody needed to die 16:01 <@Evilpig> that;s friday 16:02 <@SuMo_D> took them over an hour and a half to send somebody and I was like ummm don't send somebody its a server issue - just fix your damn server... it was referencing permissions error 16:02 <@SuMo_D> or some shit 16:02 <@Dolemite> I was thinking that was yesterday Friday 16:03 <@SuMo_D> when the person finally did get there... oh.. its a server issue... 16:03 <@Evilpig> nope 16:03 <@SuMo_D> great way to start at a new university 16:03 <@Evilpig> I fill out my i9 and whatnot on monday 16:04 <@SuMo_D> city adventure time! 16:10 <@Evilpig> while I was out yesterday I saw that this comes out tomorrow. http://www.skylanders.com/video-games/skylanders-swap-force 16:10 <@Evilpig> Dolemite: are you running out to get it for your younguns? 16:10 <@Dolemite> Mr 7 hasn't been able to play much since school started back up - homework takes up the evenings, and we've been too busy on weekends 16:13 <@Dolemite> Ok, getting ready to flip the 13.8 kV transformer back on. Back to the data center. 16:35 * aestetix hugs Dolemite 17:06 -!- v4mp [~v4mp@unaffiliated/v4mp] has joined #se2600 17:17 < heath> http://www.meetup.com/The-Haskell-Study-Group/ for anyone interested in learning another great language 17:17 < GateKeeper> Title: The Haskell Study Group (Nashville, TN) - Meetup (at www.meetup.com) 17:28 -!- RangerZ [~rangerz@dynamic-acs-24-154-60-203.zoominternet.net] has joined #se2600 17:29 <@Bahhumbug> Heh, "Haskell" and "great" used in the same sentence. 17:32 -!- Dolemite [80db310d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.128.219.49.13] has quit [Quit: Page closed] 18:12 < NotLarry> Dagmar: ping 18:50 <@SuMo_D> Oh..... want want want - https://pinocc.io/examples/webrover 18:50 < GateKeeper> Title: Pinoccio - Wireless microcontroller for web-enabled DIY projects. (at pinocc.io) 19:19 <@eryc> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZDkItO-0a4 19:19 < GateKeeper> Title: Grasshopper 744m Test | Single Camera (Hexacopter) - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 19:25 <@SuMo_D> niiiiiiice 20:24 -!- GateKeeper [gatekeeper@unaffiliated/gerdesas/bot/jrd-bots] has quit [Quit: Bahhumbug] 20:25 -!- GateKeeper [~gatekeepr@unaffiliated/gerdesas/bot/jrd-bots] has joined #se2600 20:30 -!- v4mp [~v4mp@unaffiliated/v4mp] has quit [Ping timeout: 246 seconds] 20:31 -!- GateKeeper [~gatekeepr@unaffiliated/gerdesas/bot/jrd-bots] has quit [Quit: Bahhumbug] 20:32 -!- GateKeeper [~gatekeepr@unaffiliated/gerdesas/bot/jrd-bots] has joined #se2600 20:35 <@eryc> http://www.geekologie.com/2012/02/08/unicorn-ar15-chainsaw-1.jpg 21:00 < RangerZ> Corydon76-home: http://www.realitygap.net/randoms/FABulous3.png 21:01 < RangerZ> aestetix: you'll enjoy that one too 21:04 <@eryc> heh 21:33 -!- GateKeeper [~gatekeepr@unaffiliated/gerdesas/bot/jrd-bots] has quit [Quit: Bahhumbug] 21:35 -!- GateKeeper [~gatekeepr@unaffiliated/gerdesas/bot/jrd-bots] has joined #se2600 21:43 -!- GateKeeper [~gatekeepr@unaffiliated/gerdesas/bot/jrd-bots] has quit [Quit: Bahhumbug] 21:43 -!- GateKeeper [~gatekeepr@unaffiliated/gerdesas/bot/jrd-bots] has joined #se2600 22:36 <@Corydon76-home> RangerZ: you still on? --- Log closed Sun Oct 13 00:00:52 2013