--- Log opened Thu Sep 26 00:00:24 2013 00:01 <@Evilpig> frsilent: wtf am I watching? 00:01 < frsilent> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ylvis 00:01 < GateKeeper> Title: Ylvis - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (at en.wikipedia.org) 00:02 < frsilent> the best description I can come up with is some kind of norwegian version of the lonely island 00:02 < SuMo_D> They need to bring this one back.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf9o7jya3t8 00:02 < GateKeeper> Title: Badger Song [Death Metal Version] - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 00:03 < frsilent> hahahah 00:04 < SuMo_D> Or this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TYkkvDycUw 00:04 < GateKeeper> Title: Im On A Boat (Feat. Evil Genius as T-Pain) GOATMILL- Death Metal Cover - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 00:04 < frsilent> oh the internet in the early morning 00:04 < SuMo_D> cause you know... Vikings 00:09 < SuMo_D> Anybody in here use Adobe products professionally? 00:10 <@Evilpig> yes 00:10 < SuMo_D> what do you think of the new CC push? 00:11 <@Evilpig> well. acrobat writer. a friend of mine usess teh whole suite 00:11 < SuMo_D> ah 00:11 < SuMo_D> acrobat does not count lol 00:11 <@Evilpig> I dont' care for the cloud stuff at all 00:11 < SuMo_D> its driving me crazy 00:11 <@Evilpig> software subscriptions are just bad 00:11 -!- ZombieChicken [~weechat@unaffiliated/forgottenwizard] has left #se2600 ["WeeChat 0.4.1"] 00:11 < SuMo_D> YES 00:12 <@Evilpig> Their argument of "you're gonna buy the new version anyway". just doesn't really apply to students 00:12 < SuMo_D> I mean... I get why they did it 00:12 <@Evilpig> I know several people that use it regularly that skip every other version 00:13 < SuMo_D> yeah... I used to have to update each one cause I teach it... 00:13 < SuMo_D> but now that I only do continuing ed courses... not the full professional school stuff... I haven't kept up 00:13 < SuMo_D> I have been trying to check it out with the 30 day trials and the damn thing is so wonky 00:14 <@Evilpig> bah. need ice and asprin. brb 00:15 < SuMo_D> and the every other version thing... its cause they only have enough developers to work on a few aps at a time... like 3 they totally redid AI and PS while 4 they did more with AE and Premiere 00:18 <@Evilpig> Software subscription models are just bad. When I pay that much for software then I want to install it and use it despite the date. 00:19 < SuMo_D> yep 00:20 < SuMo_D> effin' AI CC... just took 10 minutes to open... Grrr 00:21 <@Evilpig> it is a webapp or what? 00:21 <@Evilpig> cause the new office 365 is all web based 00:21 < SuMo_D> no... I don't know why it hates me 00:21 < SuMo_D> yeah I know... 00:21 < SuMo_D> my brother sent me a copy I haven't even touched it 00:21 < SuMo_D> (brother works at MS research) 00:22 <@Evilpig> I have access through my email setup. it's just blah 00:22 <@Evilpig> I HATE the new outlook 00:22 < SuMo_D> google docs.... 00:22 < SuMo_D> that is all 00:22 < SuMo_D> or In Design 00:22 <@Evilpig> gives me a fucking headache. the interface is just white 00:22 <@Evilpig> white white hite 00:22 < SuMo_D> bleh 00:23 < SuMo_D> yeah... I know he gets frustrated... cause you know... research does awesome stuff, but then things happen 00:42 <@Evilpig> lastchild just sent me this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1c2KzJbcGA 00:42 < GateKeeper> Title: Tight Pants / Body Rolls - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 00:43 < SuMo_D> oh shit.... you know what... 00:43 < SuMo_D> I know those girls 00:44 <@Evilpig> lol 00:44 < SuMo_D> we all went to art school together - before Leslie found her gem sweater obession 00:45 < SuMo_D> I am a stunt double in a lesbian horror porn... I'm still good friends with her pho keytar player 00:45 <@aestetix> penis 00:46 < SuMo_D> exactly 00:46 <@Evilpig> lesbian horror porn? how have I not come across this genre 00:47 < SuMo_D> it was never released... and it was soft core 00:47 < SuMo_D> I ran down the stairs... that was my part in it 00:49 * Evilpig pokes Dementia ^ 00:49 < SuMo_D> its funny KL just posted up her keytar photo earlier - blast from the past 00:58 < SuMo_D> Goatmill on a boat is still better 01:17 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d_2t@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 01:39 <@aestetix> Evilpig: when do you move 01:39 <@Evilpig> the 5th 01:39 <@Evilpig> at least that's what i'm aiming for 01:40 <@aestetix> have a place yet? 01:41 <@Evilpig> technically, yes 01:41 <@Evilpig> I haven't signed the papers yet, but I should have them later today 02:14 <@aestetix> http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1n461g/when_was_your_yeeeahh_i_cant_have_sex_with_you/ccfj6kk 02:14 <@aestetix> this is epic 02:14 < GateKeeper> Title: Alrik comments on When was your "Yeeeahh, I can't have sex with you anymore"-moment? (at www.reddit.com) 02:23 <@Evilpig> "caused what is probably best referred to as an uncorking" LOL 03:07 <@aestetix> I still don't fully understand what twerking is 03:08 <@Evilpig> Something that angers black people 03:17 <@Evilpig> aestetix: further in that thread... http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1n461g/when_was_your_yeeeahh_i_cant_have_sex_with_you/ccfkzr6 03:17 < GateKeeper> Title: thearticulategrunt comments on When was your "Yeeeahh, I can't have sex with you anymore"-moment? (at www.reddit.com) 03:23 -!- ZombieChicken [~weechat@unaffiliated/forgottenwizard] has joined #se2600 03:23 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o ZombieChicken] by ChanServ 03:28 <@aestetix> Evilpig: so I'm curious 03:28 <@aestetix> does tumblr have business day hours? or is it startup 03:29 <@Evilpig> normal hours 03:29 <@Evilpig> They're at work from 8-midnight in the datacenter. two shifts that overlap 03:29 <@aestetix> 8am to midnight? 03:29 <@Evilpig> I'm pretty sure i'll be working 2-midnight 03:30 <@Evilpig> it might be 6a-midnight 03:30 <@Evilpig> they work four 10 hour days 03:30 <@aestetix> fun 03:47 <@Evilpig> I knew I was right when I said "I can't have sex with you anymore" and she replied "Challenge accepted." 03:47 <@Evilpig> lol 04:05 <@aestetix> haha 04:15 -!- strages [uid11297@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-qjhopcfakkpeunan] has quit [Ping timeout: 264 seconds] 04:16 -!- strages [uid11297@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-kwtrrrmibycfwcdt] has joined #se2600 05:17 < RangerZ> Evilpig: http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/20895842 didn't know you had a roommate 05:17 < GateKeeper> Title: FML: I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML (at www.fmylife.com) 05:18 <@Evilpig> news to me too 05:19 < RangerZ> so Evilpig whens you're last day at the noc? 05:19 < RangerZ> wanna randomly delete some loans on the server, including mine? 05:19 < RangerZ> lol 05:19 <@Evilpig> 4th 05:20 <@Evilpig> you didn't take out any loans directly from the school. :P 05:20 < RangerZ> actually, i did at my undergrad 05:21 < RangerZ> its a really good system, you can take out a few thousand here and there, to pay for books, computer, etc (i never maxed it out, so i have no idea how far it goes) or if you are short on tuition a semester 05:22 < RangerZ> and only 4% interest or something 05:22 <@Evilpig> interestig 05:22 < RangerZ> and since they don't have to pay a bank or anything, they make all the profit, its how YSU has fairly high endowment 05:22 < RangerZ> was 200 million or something (which is pretty high for a state univ) 05:23 < RangerZ> i only had 1.5k in that, and am already paying it off 05:24 < RangerZ> b/c its not 'stanford' so it isn't deferred upon being in grad school 05:30 -!- ZombieChicken [~weechat@unaffiliated/forgottenwizard] has left #se2600 ["WeeChat 0.4.1"] 05:42 <@aestetix> what the fuck 05:42 <@Evilpig> it's a mirror aestetix. 05:42 <@aestetix> haha 05:42 <@Evilpig> that's just your reflection. settle down. it'll be okay 05:43 <@aestetix> the clown porn? 05:43 <@Evilpig> who doesn't like clown porn? 05:43 < RangerZ> HAHAHAHA 05:43 <@aestetix> I guess I never thought about that 05:43 < RangerZ> Suggested Minimum Gross Income$99,900To maintain a low student loan debt burden, the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau (CFPB) suggests your estimated loan payments should not exceed 8% of your gross income. 05:43 <@aestetix> I personally prefer midget porn to clown porn 05:43 <@Evilpig> aestetix: check my ftp. I think I have midget clown porn on there 05:43 < RangerZ> CFPB suggests I make 100k 05:44 < RangerZ> nice... 05:44 <@Evilpig> shit! I don't. wtf?! 05:44 <@Evilpig> I swear I had midgets on wheels on there 05:44 <@Evilpig> even swore a few people reuploaded it to me a few times 05:45 <@aestetix> maybe someone hacked your server and deleted it 05:45 <@Evilpig> noooooooooooooooooooooo! 05:45 <@aestetix> an angry clown 05:47 < RangerZ> that damn bozo 05:47 <@Evilpig> I blame notlarry 05:47 <@Evilpig> that clown is always fucking with me 05:47 <@aestetix> it's the porn version of Krusty 05:50 <@aestetix> girls poop 05:51 <@aestetix> wait for real? 05:51 <@aestetix> a jackhammer at 3:50am? 05:51 <@Evilpig> girls don't poop 05:51 <@Evilpig> that's just special effects for fetish porn 05:53 <@aestetix> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2YtKHB_ozE 05:53 < GateKeeper> Title: Force Feeding, Chubby] Sexy Girl Farts - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 05:53 <@Evilpig> gonna pass on that one 05:54 <@aestetix> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ti9NgDqYxo 05:54 < GateKeeper> Title: The 10 Greatest Farts In Live TV History - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 05:55 <@aestetix> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBDvprzpW6c 05:55 < GateKeeper> Title: Girl farts on guys face... Smell You Later - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 06:30 <@Shadow404> i want midgets, wheres that file? 06:31 <@Evilpig> when dolemite appears this morning I'll see if he still has a copy 06:31 <@Shadow404> heh, im sure there is one on your server somewhere 06:32 -!- Dolemite [80db310d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.128.219.49.13] has joined #se2600 06:32 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Dolemite] by ChanServ 06:32 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez! 06:32 <@Shadow404> speak of the fucking devil 06:32 <@Shadow404> like it was on cue 06:32 <@Evilpig> no shit there 06:32 <@Evilpig> Dolemite: apparently i've lost midgets on wheels. you still got it? 06:32 <@Shadow404> Dolemite: 06:32 <@Shadow404> 06:30 <@Shadow404> i want midgets, wheres that file? 06:32 <@Shadow404> 06:31 <@Evilpig> when dolemite appears this morning I'll see if he still has a copy 06:32 <@Shadow404> 06:31 <@Shadow404> heh, im sure there is one on your server somewhere 06:32 <@Shadow404> 06:32 -!- Dolemite [80db310d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.128.219.49.13] has joined #se2600 06:33 <@Dolemite> Uh, no, I don't think I ever actually pulled that from your site 06:33 <@Evilpig> maybe merlin has it 06:33 <@Evilpig> I swore it was still on my server but nope 06:34 <@Evilpig> checked several backup places just in case 06:34 <@Shadow404> im ready to go home now, and the sad part is that all of this work can be done remotely, the ceo cancelled all teleworking 2 weeks before i started here 06:34 <@Shadow404> boo 06:35 <@Dolemite> I switched over to crashplan.com for my online backup, and since they're crazy enough to allow unlimited backup, I have my whole TV and movie collection up there. About 1 TB so far. 06:36 <@Shadow404> oh wow, what if they ever start charging? 06:36 <@Evilpig> Yeah... not gonna do that with mine. i'm already at 3TB and climbing 06:39 <@Dolemite> They do charge 06:40 <@Dolemite> But the plan allows for unlimited space from one computer 06:40 <@Dolemite> And if they switch over to capping the amount, I'll go back to not having an online backup of my movie collection 06:43 <@Shadow404> ah, good plan 06:43 <@Shadow404> Evilpig: trying to get merlin to respond is a miracle in itself 06:43 <@Evilpig> I realized over the weekend that I somehow don't have fargo in my movies list. How is that possible?! 06:50 <@Shadow404> your slacking Evilpig 06:50 * Shadow404 offers Evilpig some free male testosterone replacement drugs 06:52 <@Evilpig> I have the dvd. just somehow didn't have an electronic version 06:53 <@Bahhumbug> you + are == you're 06:54 <@Evilpig> "I'm starting to use this tool, I hope to help in the growth of the project" I so badly want to send a picture of towelie across the mailing list that says "you're a tool" dunno why. but I hear towelie saying that 06:56 <@Dolemite> Bahhumbug: If we were ever able to require a "their v. they're" and "your v. you're" test before you could use the internet, we would never hear from Shadow404 again 06:56 <@Dolemite> Rather, "their v. there v. they're" 06:58 <@Evilpig> Dolemite: I guess you saw I cleaned up andreas mess 06:58 <@Dolemite> I did. Looked like an interesting/valuable report 06:59 <@Mirage> Dolemite: didn't you have the video of patrick flipping over the truck posted at one time? 06:59 <@Dolemite> Mirage: Yes, but we don't state the kids' names online 07:00 <@Mirage> I was digging around trying to find it last weekend and didn't have much luck. Got a link? 07:01 <@Dolemite> I'd have to email it to you. It was on my facebook timeline ages ago, but finding that would be a pain in the ass. 07:01 <@Mirage> Ah. I thought you'd posted it to youtube. That's where I was looking. 07:07 <@Shadow404> Bahhumbug: bahumbug! 07:09 <@Shadow404> Dolemite: and interestingly enough, i dont use proper format on irc, but my business letters are perfect 07:10 * aestetix hugs Dolemite 07:10 <@Shadow404> whats a snaggle tooth? 07:11 <@Shadow404> from the 70's? apparently they are joking im to young for that? 07:11 <@Shadow404> not the cartoon 07:14 <@Dolemite> A snaggle tooth would be someone with crooked or missing teeth. 07:15 <@Dolemite> resulting in a whistling when talking 07:15 <@Shadow404> heh, he's saying like a ram horns or bad jewelry on a chain 07:15 <@Dolemite> hence the caricature of the Hanna Barbera cartoons, where Snaggle Tooth always whistled as he talked 07:15 <@Shadow404> lawl 07:16 <@Shadow404> i remember that 07:39 <@Mirage> Lies...you're too young. 07:47 <@Shadow404> given i was '83 yeah 08:12 -!- v4mp [~v4mp@unaffiliated/v4mp] has quit [Ping timeout: 252 seconds] 08:33 -!- ZeroMinuS|Work [~zerominus@68.208.149.253] has joined #se2600 08:48 -!- v4mp [~v4mp@unaffiliated/v4mp] has joined #se2600 09:08 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d_2t@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 09:10 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d_2t@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 09:19 < nachoguy> mr0nin 09:22 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d_2t@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 09:30 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d_2t@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 09:39 < nachoguy> anyone in here have a gopro? If so, how do you like it? How does it compare to "pro" cameras? 09:44 <@oddball> I don't have one, but their cost makes me think that it won't stack up against pro cameras. 09:45 <@oddball> That said, I've seen some damn impressive youtube vids made with them. 09:45 < nachoguy> yeah, I've seen a few of them as well 09:46 < nachoguy> I mean it's not going to have crazy 20 megapixel pictures, but it seems better than most point and shoot cameras, has a waterproof case, and seems to have pretty damn nice video capabilities 09:48 < nachoguy> also the hero4 is rumored, so I might sit tight until that releases 09:49 <@oddball> I don't know, if all you want is a point and shoot, you can get better for the money. You're paying a good bit for the rugidization. 10:04 -!- v4mp|2 [~v4mp@216.162.35.202] has joined #se2600 10:06 <@Shadow404> i dont like the go pro 10:06 <@Shadow404> go with the other one 10:07 <@Shadow404> Contour HD 10:07 <@Shadow404> cheaper/better quality/more options 10:07 -!- v4mp [~v4mp@unaffiliated/v4mp] has quit [Ping timeout: 248 seconds] 10:08 <@Shadow404> sample video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCJk4vWiRq0 10:08 < GateKeeper> Title: Motorcycle Ride Near East Ellijay, GA Part 1/3. - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 10:08 <@Shadow404> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDnMKJAAc9w 10:08 < GateKeeper> Title: Ride up to WolfPen Gap, GA - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 10:09 <@Shadow404> hard to beleive i was "on-shift" for work then (miss teleworking) 10:10 <@Shadow404> i had to drop the quality down for compression on youtube since it was so long, but you can see theres no video lag and its pretty steady during acceleration and bumps 10:30 -!- x86Daddy [~z@32.149.208.131] has joined #se2600 10:40 -!- v4mp|2 [~v4mp@216.162.35.202] has quit [Ping timeout: 246 seconds] 10:54 <@sasquatc4> uggh, why do companies even make touch screen laptops that dont fold flat back on themselves, just seems like a giant gimmick without that 10:54 <@sasquatc4> why the hell would i want to sit there and touch the screen when theres a perfectly good keyboard and pad in front of me 11:03 <@PiLarry> ok, why did i open a browser? 11:06 <@Shadow404> cause your !notlarry 11:08 <@Shadow404> Evilpig jonnyx Dolemite: i remember the discussion about the younger generation to PN/se2600 11:09 <@Shadow404> and i was thinking during lunch what happened last time we had new blood on this channel 11:11 <@Shadow404> and then i was wondering how quickly they would get scolded for bringing their texting terminologies i.e. b4, 2, gtg, etc into irc 11:11 <@Shadow404> would be interesting 11:11 <@Mirage> Shadow404: longer than it used to take since Nox is no longer in channel 11:11 <@Bahhumbug> I'd give it 5 minutes. 11:12 <@Shadow404> so yeah, this next generation is screwed, i mean, at 30, my generation does to some degree talk like texters for online comments, but not as bad as the generation behind me 11:13 <@Shadow404> if ware is any example, were all screwed 11:13 <@Shadow404> ..... 11:13 < nachoguy> ware is only an example of ware 11:13 <@Bahhumbug> If ware is any example humanity in general is screwed. 11:14 <@Shadow404> yeah, no shit 11:15 -!- ware [ware@phneak.net] has joined #se2600 11:15 < ware> we're screwed. 11:15 -!- ware [ware@phneak.net] has left #se2600 [] 11:15 <@Shadow404> hehe 11:15 < nachoguy> ha 11:17 <@Shadow404> my point exactly 11:21 -!- x86Daddy [~z@32.149.208.131] has quit [Ping timeout: 256 seconds] 11:50 -!- mikep [~mikep@anon-40-25.vpn.ipredator.se] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 11:59 -!- mikep [~mikep@cpe-76-189-152-61.neo.res.rr.com] has joined #se2600 12:08 <@PiLarry> Well, some of us are screwed, some of you are left vigorously masterbating in the corner, alone... 12:09 <@PiLarry> I try to bring younger people in... 12:09 <@PiLarry> "one goat" 12:12 <@Shadow404> as opposed to vigrously masturbatinging with someone else 12:12 <@Shadow404> ? 12:30 <@Dickie> taking volunteers? 12:39 <@Shadow404> pass, i was just saying 12:41 * mikep blinks 12:41 < mikep> i come into the most interesting of convos in this chan, lol 12:42 <@Dickie> You prude 12:44 < mikep> lol oh trust me, RangerZ can vouche I am just as raunchy as the next guy, and depending on the level of intoxication perhaps worse.....and thinking my car can talk to me 12:46 <@Shadow404> it can, just like when i have that conversation with the google lady from time to time about directions 12:46 <@Shadow404> though, she only responds to my conversation in turn left or right.....shes kinda boring to talk to 12:47 <@Shadow404> also, side note, make sure you turn down the volume or be prepared for it when you have a helmet on over your earphones on a bike, scared the crap out of me while it was quiet for an hour on a long strech of i-24 when i was getting close to my exit to have her speak at full volume 12:48 < mikep> lol 12:52 < frsilent> Shadow404: or in downtown atlanta: "Make a U-turn. Make a U-turn. Make a U-turn." 12:56 -!- x86Daddy [~z@32.149.208.131] has joined #se2600 12:58 <@Shadow404> frsilent: ah yes, the design on those roads suck 14:08 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d_2t@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 14:24 <@Evilpig> you see what happens when you say it's name? it appears. for the love of christ nobody mention cerkit or mercster 14:25 <@Evilpig> s/it's/its 14:27 -!- Dolemite [80db310d@gateway/web/freenode/ip.128.219.49.13] has quit [Quit: Page closed] 14:31 <@PiLarry> mikep: We are not raunchy 14:35 <@Shadow404> i miss cerkit....he was fun 14:36 <@Shadow404> mercster, was annoying 14:39 <@Bahhumbug> mercster 14:39 <@brimstone> yeah, what happened to him? 14:39 <@brimstone> him? 14:40 < SuMo_D> was mercster from NY? 14:42 < SuMo_D> sounds familiar 14:42 <@Bahhumbug> No idea where he's from, but he was last living in KY as far as I know. 14:46 < SuMo_D> ok I had a friend who went by merc for awhile 14:46 < SuMo_D> who... I could see ending up in here 14:46 <@brimstone> KY, NY, same thing 14:47 < SuMo_D> lol 14:49 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d_2t@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 14:58 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d_2t@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has joined #se2600 15:00 -!- SuMo_D [~sumo_d_2t@108-193-45-205.lightspeed.gnvlsc.sbcglobal.net] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 15:09 < nachoguy> aestetix: http://imgur.com/r/AdviceAnimals/Qi4mynK 15:09 < GateKeeper> Title: Seriously, Google - Imgur (at imgur.com) 15:24 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o vaneck] by ChanServ 16:32 <@aestetix> haha 16:32 <@aestetix> what did google do now to prompt that 16:34 <@brimstone> the youtube names maybe? 16:34 <@brimstone> but that's an older one i thought 16:40 -!- x86Daddy [~z@32.149.208.131] has quit [Ping timeout: 246 seconds] 16:52 < nachoguy> For Aestetix's Vagina: NSFW http://imgur.com/WgLzrm5.jpg NSFW 17:16 <@aestetix> Did we have a 3rd party doctrine before SCA? 17:22 <@Dagmar> Wheee 17:23 <@Dagmar> Tomorrow's going to be fun 17:23 <@Dagmar> I'm going to spend exactly ONE DAY attempting to debug what the fuck is going on with the NOC inventory app, and then I'm washing my hands of it 17:24 <@Dagmar> I had to waste half my fucking day today arguing with dipshits about a problem with AD-LDAP authentication, just to have the idiotic fucksticks come to the conclusion that the problem was a difference in patchlevels between two servres. 17:24 <@Dagmar> I started to just set up a change to revert the one with the newer Apache to an older version so BOTH servers could be fucked up good and proper., 17:24 <@aestetix> you're using apache 17:24 <@Dagmar> Fuck these people 17:24 <@aestetix> there's your first problem 17:24 <@Dagmar> Hey aestetix, go fuck yourself 17:25 <@aestetix> heh 17:25 <@Dagmar> Don't be an ignorant fuckstick like the other FOM wannabes out there 17:25 <@aestetix> FOM? 17:25 <@Dagmar> flavor of the month 17:25 <@aestetix> oh 17:25 <@aestetix> Actually, I've been quite happy with the results from nginx/uwsgi 17:25 <@aestetix> but that's just me 17:26 <@Dagmar> Yes but you don't have a bunch of idiots writing fucktarded code with no safety checks that has to run under it 17:26 <@Dagmar> Switching to nginx is only for people who have complete authority over what the fuck the webserver is going to be doing 17:26 <@aestetix> heh fair enough 17:27 <@Dagmar> When people aren't being rabid knobgoblins and shitting through their keyboards and calling it PHP, Apache actually works fine 17:27 <@aestetix> hahaha 17:27 <@Dagmar> ...and I'm about to tell some people here to go STRAIGHT to hell with their problems. 17:27 <@Dagmar> Not even a little bit joking. 17:28 <@Dagmar> There's problems with the NOC inventory app. Ther'es no doubting that. 17:28 <@aestetix> Ahh, these are the graces we get for lowering the barrier to entry to programming 17:28 <@Dagmar> ...but paying me fucking $58k isn't going to make me do a fucking thing about them. 17:28 <@Dagmar> Not when the other half of my day was spent being perpetually interrupted by other people trying to find some way to construe their problems as something I'm responsible for so I'd tell them how to wipe their asses 17:29 <@Dagmar> I am ESPECIALLY going to do jack and shit about these problems because every time *I* actually write a piece of bulletproof, anal-retentive, and overwhelmingly paranoid piece of code, all I get is grief and bullshit about deploying it. 17:30 <@Dagmar> In short, fuck these assholes. 17:30 <@aestetix> Well, I hear tumblr is hiring :p 17:30 <@Dagmar> I hear that as well 17:30 <@Dagmar> Dolemite: Learn to fucking use is_set already, goddamn it 17:30 <@Dagmar> ALL VARIABLES 17:30 <@Dagmar> ALL THE FUCKING TIME. 17:30 <@Dagmar> EVERY TIME. 17:30 <@Dagmar> WITHOUT FUCKING FAIL. 17:33 <@Dagmar> _Good_ software doesn't write an epic shitspiel to the webserver's error log about the rewards of lazieness and failing to check whether there was input at all, let alone whether or not it contains the evil of the ages 17:34 <@Dagmar> Damnit I may well make my first step to solving this problem a perl script that mails you guys the contents of the damn error_log output every hour, on the hour 17:49 < nachoguy> hah 17:49 < nachoguy> I've done that 17:49 < nachoguy> Also had one that sent an email to the Dev and PM everytime a bad release brought down an app 17:50 < nachoguy> at first they asked me to turn it off because it couldn't possibly be right; then they realized it was. 17:53 <@aestetix> haha 18:29 -!- spaceB0x [~spaceB0x@c-68-52-126-92.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 18:46 -!- PiLarry is now known as NotLarry 19:00 <@aestetix> vagina 19:02 <@Evilpig> Dagmar: lol. At least I have TRIED to clean up the number of errors that openDCIM was spewing into the logs from the millicode 19:23 <@Dagmar> I'm going to spend one day on trying to sort out what it's doing to destabilize the daemon. 19:24 <@Dagmar> If I can't find anything, it's going to just be too fucking bad. 19:24 <@Evilpig> is it resourceadmin? 19:24 <@Dagmar> I am goddamn FURIOUS that they would even send me a ticket like that 19:24 <@Dagmar> Dude it's tons of different things 19:25 <@Dagmar> 14,470 lines in the last 24 hours. 19:25 <@Evilpig> The new version has fixed most of the random nonsense errors inventory currently spews but I can't install it cause of a php bug 19:26 <@Dagmar> Whoever james.a.norman is is about to get his noise emailed to him. 19:27 <@Dagmar> His shitcode is generating 12,000 of those lines apparently 19:28 <@Dagmar> I'm more than a little tmepted to just blame the whole thing on him 19:31 <@Dagmar> Oh great. The guy is apparently no longer with us, too. 19:33 <@Dagmar> evilpig: resourceadmin generated some 255 errors at least 19:34 <@Dagmar> Who wrote system-oncall.cgi? 19:34 <@Evilpig> no clue. that isn't us 19:35 <@Evilpig> resourceadmin one is all where the server is shitting itself from the ldap timing out or whatever 19:35 <@Evilpig> I saw those 19:35 <@Dagmar> Me having to wade through all of this shit just to find the information I need is damn near enough for me to just close the ticket with the statement "There are far more problems with other people's code on the webserver for me to be able to even begin to debug what might be going wrong with openDCIM" 19:36 <@Evilpig> If there is something going wrong with openDCIM why hasn't it been addressed to me? I know it far better than anyone on campus. 19:36 <@brimstone> didn't you quit? 19:36 <@Evilpig> next week 19:36 <@brimstone> already dead to people 19:37 <@Evilpig> if mysql didn't require an ssl connection i'd upgrade that bitch to 3.0 right now 19:37 <@Dagmar> evilpig: WTF is with it failing connections to the mysql server? 19:38 <@Dagmar> This is looking a lot like the same shit that's plaguing the ssl server 19:38 <@Evilpig> it shoudln't be. that part hasn't changed ever 19:38 <@Dagmar> LDAP bind fucks up and suddenly Apache can't even open a fucking filehandle anymore 19:39 <@Evilpig> Dagmar: to test the db connection for the 3.0 you'll see a test.php in the inventory directory and the bits that are bugged are commented out 19:40 <@Dagmar> huh>? 19:41 <@Evilpig> openDCIM 2.1 -> 3.0 went from native mysql_connect to pdo 19:41 <@Evilpig> the options for PDO to connect to an ssl mysql server weren't added into php until 5.3.7 19:42 <@Dagmar> I fail to see what that has to do with this installation 19:42 <@Evilpig> that's what keeping me from upgrading and eliminating most of the isset nonsense 19:46 <@Dagmar> Fuck it. I'm going to run these people through the grist mill 19:46 <@Dagmar> Shit is getting upgraded. 19:46 <@Dagmar> I am categorically *not* debugging this PHP code 19:46 -!- sdodson [~sdodson@serenity.ninjr.org] has joined #se2600 19:46 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o sdodson] by ChanServ 19:47 <@sdodson> sup brofaces? 19:47 <@Evilpig> your mom 19:47 <@Dickie> HEY MAN HEY 19:47 <@Evilpig> dickie's mom too 19:47 <@Dickie> MY MOM! 19:47 <@Dagmar> I am absolutely not doing it when I'm sure it's going to require me to sit and try to explain to a fat fucking moron of a boss every little code change I have to make to shut these fucking errors up 19:47 <@sdodson> Evilpig: you folks still ingressing? 19:47 <@Dagmar> The fucksticks who have been coding this shitfest certainly weren't being held to these standards 19:47 <@Evilpig> off and on 19:48 <@Dickie> Those cockfaucets 19:48 <@Evilpig> millicode is notorious for spewing shit into error_log. all i'm gonna say 19:51 <@sdodson> what's dagmar grumpy about tonight? 19:51 <@Dagmar> Too many victims, not enough time to kill them all properly. 19:54 <@sdodson> So angry. 19:54 <@Dagmar> So fat. 19:54 <@sdodson> Dagmar: you or me? 19:55 <@Dagmar> You, you lard-assed bitch-monkey. 19:55 <@Dickie> Yeah! You jerk! 19:55 <@sdodson> Dagmar: cool 19:55 <@sdodson> Dagmar: whatever makes you feel better 19:55 <@Dagmar> My problem goes away after a few hours with no contact from ignorant assmunchers. How about yours? 19:56 <@Dickie> topical ointment 19:56 <@sdodson> Dagmar: i have no problems. 20:01 <@sdodson> I get to go to NYC for a conference, it's going to be awesome! 20:03 <@Dagmar> Fuck. 20:04 <@NotLarry> ok, but let me outo of these straps first please... 20:04 <@Dagmar> I really should have just gone ahead and sent that "This is unrealistic and downright irresponsible of you to even ask of me. I hereby resign." email 20:04 <@sdodson> Dagmar: do it pansy! 20:05 <@Dagmar> I am trying *real* hard to not leave the few non-dickbag people at Vanderbilt up shit creek without a paddle 20:06 <@Dagmar> I get the feeling that tomorrow I'm going to be telling them that there is no problem with the server, that the application being run is failing and causing the errors. 20:06 <@Dagmar> ...and challenge them to prove otherwise. 20:06 <@Dagmar> I know there's not a single motherfucker there who will be able to even pretend to do that 20:06 <@Dagmar> Even the _why_ of that is wildly outside my job description 20:07 <@sdodson> I got in a war over "it takes 120 seconds to generate a page, must be infrastructure problems" so i loaded up some tools that showed 10,000 mySQL queries per page load. 20:07 <@sdodson> prove it and walk away. 20:07 <@Dagmar> Holy fucking shit 20:07 <@Dagmar> I would absolutely eviscerate someone for that 20:08 <@Dagmar> ...by which I mean I'd be saying outright that that person has no business pretending to be an actual programmer 20:20 <@aestetix> http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s17e01-let-go-let-gov 20:20 < GateKeeper> Title: Let Go, Let Gov (Season 17, Episode 1) - Full Episode Player - South Park Studios (at www.southparkstudios.com) 20:20 <@aestetix> this is fucking ihlarious 20:31 <@aestetix> also, vagina 21:29 <@aestetix> wow this is insane 21:29 <@aestetix> who wants to guess what one of the fastest growing demographics in the world is? 21:30 <@Evilpig> asian pornographers 21:30 <@aestetix> lol nope 21:30 <@aestetix> the amish 21:36 <@Dagmar> Dead people! 21:36 <@Dagmar> Either that or "fucking hipsters" 21:36 <@Evilpig> dead people goes right along with asian pornographers 21:36 <@Evilpig> or is that german? 22:06 <@Dagmar> Wait, I know! I Know! 22:06 <@Dagmar> Women who should be in the kitchen makin' me a sammich 22:06 <@Evilpig> What is "all of them", alex. 22:22 <@oddball> huh... looks like I may be bumming around Memphis tomorrow. 22:46 <@Dagmar> Ohhh 22:46 <@Dagmar> I think I found something 22:48 * Evilpig is waiting... 22:57 * aestetix gives Evilpig a penis 22:57 <@Evilpig> what am I gonna do with two? 22:58 <@Dagmar> Give one it's own camshow on Youtube 22:58 <@Dickie> Three* 22:58 <@Evilpig> I would put it in a suit and tie, and apply for director of its. ;) 22:58 <@Evilpig> s/would/could/ 23:01 <@Dagmar> tcp 0 0 its-hclnwb11.its.vand:60212 10.1.134.142:ldaps ESTABLISHED 12648/httpd 23:01 <@Dagmar> tcp 1 0 its-hclnwb11.its.vand:48025 ldap.vunetid.vanderbi:ldaps CLOSE_WAIT 6636/httpd 23:01 <@Dagmar> tcp 0 0 its-hclnwb11.its.vand:37316 ldap.vunetid.vanderbi:ldaps TIME_WAIT - 23:01 <@Dagmar> tcp 0 0 its-hclnwb11.its.vand:37295 ldap.vunetid.vanderbi:ldaps TIME_WAIT - 23:01 <@Dagmar> getnameinfo failed 23:01 <@Dagmar> damnit ignore that 23:01 <@Evilpig> heh. that was meant for me 23:02 <@Dagmar> If I were a better nerd that would have been porn 23:02 <@Dagmar> That was just flat out a derp click 23:23 <@aestetix> Hmm. 23:23 <@aestetix> Dagmar: know much about the DNS record type CERT? 23:24 <@aestetix> I'm mostly wondering if there is a way to recreate it using an SPF type or something, if your provider doesn't offer CERT record types --- Log closed Fri Sep 27 00:00:25 2013