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01:12 <@aestetix> penis
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03:27 <@Wilpig> HAHAHAHAHAH Mongo locked himself out of the NOC
03:29 <@Wilpig> wait a sec.  reading the backlog it had to be have been brian.  that's even better
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04:21 <@Catonic> loil
04:59 <@aestetix> wait
04:59 <@aestetix> if Wilpig moves to NYC, we won't get nightly updates about the houseplant anymore
05:23 <@Wilpig>  I can relay from LastChild
05:23 <@Wilpig> he's still in the building and it's a possibility that oddball might be working with mongo next
05:30 <@Wilpig> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2395385/
05:30 < GateKeeper> Title: +1 (2013) - IMDb (at www.imdb.com)
05:30 <@Wilpig> that was possibly the strangest, coolest idea for a movie I've seen in a long time
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06:35 <@Shadow404> other than locking himself out of the NOC what else did houseplant get himself into last night?
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07:03 <@Shadow404> hehe, i got my ipv6 sage shirt from hurricane electric in the mail last night
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09:13 <@Wilpig> Shadow404: nothing that I know of, but I was off
09:13 <@Shadow404> ah, damn
09:13 <@Wilpig> I looked at communicator and it had to be my doppleganger brian not mongo.  which was a little sad but still hilarious
09:37 <@Dolemite> Heh, you can't lock yourself out of the NOC if you follow the procedure to always have the lead analyst carry the keys with them
09:37 <@Wilpig> that was the point
09:38  * Dementia smacks Wilpig 
09:38 <@Wilpig> he was alone, left the keys in the noc, the card readers crapped out
09:38  * Wilpig humps Dementia's leg
09:38  * Dementia kicks Wilpig again
09:39 <@Wilpig> I didn't make you work over the weekend.  no need to kick me
09:39 <@Dementia> I don't need a reason to kick you
09:39 <@Wilpig> :P
09:40 <@Wilpig> guess i'm about to start calling apt complexes again here in a sec.
09:40 <@Dolemite> If ever there were a truer statement...
09:56 <@Dolemite> Wilpig: There will be no excuses for there not being any PN flyers handed out at HOPE, you know.
09:57 <@Wilpig> yeah yeah I hear ya.  I intend to get involved there.  I ogtta find an apt first though
09:57  * Wilpig humps Dementia's leg
09:57 <@Dolemite> Just get a van and go live down by the river
09:58 <@Wilpig> heh
09:58 <@Dolemite> Just be careful of which Ingress portals you explore at night up there.  There's some mighty dangerous areas for pasty skinned white folk around there.
09:59 < nachoguy> mr0nin
10:01 <@Dementia> I'd be terrified to live in the land of Snooki, myself.
10:03 <@Wilpig> I'm already looking at tanning beds.
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10:08 <@Dementia> mmm roasted pig
10:10 <@Dolemite> mmmm bacon
10:11 <@Bahhumbug> @bacon
10:11 < GateKeeper> Yummy, scrumptious, crispy BACON!
10:16 <@Wilpig> I might have just found a place!
10:17 <@Dolemite> Refrigerator box?
10:18 <@Dolemite> Dementia: Did Luke download and start playing the muppet theater?  I finally got kermit on stage.
10:18 <@Wilpig> http://hidden.prospectportal.com/Apartments/module/property_info/property[id]/9358/
10:18 <@Dementia> I'm not sure, honestly
10:18 <@Dementia> I'll ask him tonight
10:18 <@Dementia> link no worky
10:18 <@Dolemite> Sometimes I'll open it up and mute everybody but the Mahna Mahna guy.   It bugs the crap out of Pamela.  lol
10:18 <@Dementia> hehe
10:19 <@Mirage> Dolemite: NIce
10:19 <@Dolemite> Wilpig: I dunno, man.  That one has less exercise equipment that you'll never use than the other place.
10:20 <@Dolemite> But I thought the two public internet kiosks were funny to see in an apartment photo tour
10:20 <@Dolemite> Mirage :  You should install it, too, just to terrorize Sara
10:20 <@Dolemite> +h
10:21 <@Wilpig> Dolemite: those do like something to install spyware on
10:21 <@Wilpig> Mirage: is the fixaflat in the white truck yours?
10:21 <@Mirage> Not any more
10:21 <@Dolemite> good answer
10:22 <@Mirage> Ditton the jack straps and master lock that I think got left
10:22 < nachoguy> http://i.imgur.com/o553CZF.jpg
10:22 <@Mirage> er, ditto on
10:22 <@Dementia> Nice lookin place. You could get a roomba!
10:23 <@Wilpig> I have a roomba
10:23 <@Dementia> http://www.apartments.com/New-Jersey/North-Brunswick/Hidden-Lake-Town-and-Country-Apartments/25670
10:23 < GateKeeper> Title: Hidden Lake Town and Country Apartments Apartments in North Brunswick, NJ | Apartments.com (at www.apartments.com)
10:23 <@Wilpig> remember back when all of us got them really cheap cause of the website fuckup?
10:23 <@Dementia> Do you? I forgot.
10:24 <@Dementia> Oh
10:24 <@Dolemite> That's a handy tool they have on the website to let you lay out the furniture
10:26 <@Dementia> looks like the usual mix of extremely happy vs extremely shitty reviews. At least it's a good sign there are good reviews.
10:26 <@Dementia> They charge you extra for pool & exercise room passes?
10:26 <@Wilpig> yeah.  
10:26 <@Wilpig> $250 for the first year.  $175 a year after that
10:26 <@Dementia> meh. At least that keeps it from being overrun by little shits.
10:29 <@Dolemite> Making it exclusive to giant turds?
10:29 <@eryc> there was a slip of paper in my lease this year charging me $0 to use the amenities
10:29 <@eryc> makes me think next year it won't say $0
10:30 <@Wilpig> eryc: next year you'll be getting an eviction notice, so they weren't bothering with the price
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10:32 <@Mirage> Dolemite: email me that link.
10:32 <@eryc> heh
10:32 <@Dolemite> Mirage:  For the muppet theater game?
10:33 <@Mirage> yeah
10:33 <@Dolemite> It's the first search result for 'muppet' in the Google Play app store
10:34 <@eryc> mine has muppet porn as the first result
10:35 <@Mirage> "My Muppets Show"?
10:35 <@Dolemite> yeah
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10:51 <@Shadow404> eryc: dude, i didnt know piggy could bend like that
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11:04 <@Wilpig> good lord.   where do I put the dna sample on this application?
11:06 <@Wilpig> I haven't heard anything back from the tumblr folks on the picture I submitted so I guess it's okay.  lol
11:06 <@Wilpig> I should get sleep deprived more often
11:11 <@Dolemite> What picture did you submit?
11:21 <@Iyeman> lol, it will be funny if that becomes your company ID pic wilpig.
11:21 <@Wilpig>  http://i.imgur.com/KrkFNtX.png
11:23 <@Iyeman> is that your Oh face?
11:24 <@Wilpig> I was yawning actually
11:33 <@Shadow404> sfw?
11:35 <@Wilpig> god I hope so since I SUBMITTED IT TO MY NEW JOB
11:35  * Wilpig hits Shadow404 with a clue bat
11:37 <@Corydon76-work> Wilpig: so they haven't responded yet with "Gee, we probably should have been more specific..."
11:38 <@Wilpig> nope.  only thing they've sent back was about the narrative.  
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11:51 <@Shadow404> nice
11:51 <@Shadow404> at least you'll give them a good laugh
11:52 <@Shadow404> would be funny if they actually used that pic
11:52 <@Wilpig> apartment approved!
11:52 <@Shadow404> woot
11:52 <@Shadow404> now about my sla
11:55 <@Wilpig> I have your turd in a box but fedex said I was violating some type of federal waste handling laws and told me to get out before they called the cops
11:57 <@Shadow404> nice
11:59 <@Dementia> When can you move in?
12:00 <@Shadow404> as soon as your ready for me?
12:00  * Dementia kicks Shadow404 
12:00 <@Wilpig> the 5th
12:01 <@Dementia> time to get packin' then
12:01 <@Wilpig> oh yeah.  well already started that
12:01 <@Wilpig> time to kick it into overdrive though and now to get the lease here straightened out
12:02  * Shadow404 hates moving
12:02 <@Shadow404> still recovering from moving stuff on sunday
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12:28 <@Dagmar> http://www.woot.com/plus/mens-rings <-- note, these will open beer bottles pretty well
12:28 < GateKeeper> Title: Mens Rings (at www.woot.com)
12:33 <@Shadow404> nothing shows love like a wedding band that opens beer bottles
12:49 <@Corydon76-work> Nothing says "Love Forever" like a $10 ring
12:54 <@Shadow404> that too
12:54 <@Shadow404> what did your forever ring cost you?
13:00 <@Corydon76-work> The ring I bought Peaches?
13:00 <@Corydon76-work> Just under $2k
13:00 <@opticron> nothing says "I'm overcompensating for our lack of love" like a ring that costs as much as new luxury car
13:01 <@opticron> Corydon76-work, that's my target as well
13:01 <@Corydon76-work> Then again, at that time, I could afford that much.
13:09 <@Mirage> Corydon76-work: the wife was quite happy with the $300-400 ring I got her.
13:09 < NotLarry> Told my wife she wanted a ring she could scrub it out of the tub...
13:10 <@Mirage> Best of all, if it doesn't turn back up the next time she misplaces it for 2-3 days, i'm not out much.
13:11 <@Shadow404> agreed, sensible rings are best these days
13:11 <@Corydon76-work> Our rings are kept on our fingers.  I don't take mine off, even to shower.
13:11 <@Shadow404> naa....to easy
13:11 <@Mirage> Shadow404: agreed
13:12 <@Shadow404> haha
13:12 <@Corydon76-work> Shadow404: go ahead; I can take it.
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13:15 <@Shadow404> that's an embarrasing hospital visit in the making
13:16 <@Corydon76-work> Shadow404: our rings fit snugly and don't come off easily
13:17 <@Shadow404> well, thats fortunate
13:18 <@Corydon76-work> Besides, we're not into fisting.
13:19 <@Corydon76-work> http://imswinging.com
13:19 < GateKeeper> Title: Hi! I'm swinging. (at imswinging.com)
13:19 <@Corydon76-work> (nsfw)
13:20 <@opticron> lol, blocked here
13:20  * Mirage imagined as much.
13:20 <@opticron> the nsfw really needs to go with the link :/
13:20 <@Iyeman> lol
13:20 <@Iyeman> thats more like kneeing
13:20 <@Corydon76-work> opticron: I'm old.  I forget.
13:20 <@opticron> it happens
13:24 <@Shadow404> Corydon76-work: i never said i wasnt....
13:25 <@opticron> in soviet russia, fists are into you!
13:25 <@Corydon76-work> Shadow404: I'm still not going to fist you.
13:25 <@oddball> Ok... pork roast started... house filling with smells of torture in 1.5 hours.
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13:28 <@oddball> Also, handbooks often define "school function" as anytime a student and teacher are in the same place at the same time.
13:28 <@Shadow404> Corydon76-work: nor would i suggest that
13:29 <@oddball> bah, wrong window
13:31 <@Shadow404> oddball: so if my teacher and i had sex during a private tutoring session at her house, its a school function?
13:31 <@oddball> Yes it is.
13:32 <@Mirage> you'd think that schools would want to define their policies a little better to protect themselves.
13:33 <@Mirage> A school function is an officially sanctioned and supervised activity...
13:33 <@Mirage> _that_ makes more sense.
13:34 <@oddball> Oh, in the other window, we were talking about the bit where students are technically the school's responsibility from the moment they cross the threshhold of their house to the moment they return.
13:34 <@oddball> It's been in the news lately because a kid has been suspended for playing with an airsoft gun in his front yard while waiting for the buss.
13:35 <@Mirage> I remember thinking how moronic it was that two kids would get into a fight after school and several blocks from campus, yet they get suspended from school as if they'd been on the school grounds.
13:36 <@Mirage> I'm sorry, until the kid steps on the bus, he should not be under any jurisdiction of the school, and the school should be quite happy that it's not responsible for him.
13:37 <@Corydon76-work> It does make sense as a matter of school policy.  It makes zero sense for liability.
13:37 <@oddball> Now, mind you, they almost never get hit with that when it comes to a kid hurting himself afterschool.
13:37 <@oddball> Only when it comes to the kid breaking a rule.
13:37 <@Corydon76-work> Was the kid on his front lawn, or was he on the sidewalk in front of his house, though?
13:38 <@oddball> "running around" so my guess is not much on the sidewalk.
13:39 <@oddball> And legally, the sidewalk is still the property of the house it's in front of.
13:39 <@Corydon76-work> The quotes from the mother are interesting, though... "My son is my private property."
13:40 <@Corydon76-work> Ah, now I see the problem.  The kids with the airsoft guns were firing pellets at the kids at the bus stop
13:41 <@Corydon76-work> and at least one was hit
13:42 <@Mirage> did anyone lose an eye, or were they just critically maimed by the small piece of plastic being hurdle by spring compression?
13:42 <@oddball> The latter
13:43 <@Mirage> we used to regularly throw rocks at each other at the bus stop.  All were were told is to not throw them at the bus or bring them on the bus.
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13:47 <@Shadow404> yeah, but i see the issue with the kids shooting pellets at the bus, in light of recent news events
13:47 <@Shadow404> thats just plain stupid
13:49 <@Corydon76-work> That said, the most recent studies on suspension is that the punishment tends to exacerbate the problem the student has, instead of solving it.
13:51 <@Corydon76-work> http://www.nasponline.org/communications/spawareness/effdiscipfs.pdf
13:53 <@Shadow404> yes, i'd agree with that, i learned nothing but i get to take all my homework home and finish it in one evening and spend the rest of the days playing video games
13:55 <@Shadow404> now, in school suspension was more of a punishement, though we did get to spend an hour talking to the school counselor while walking through the wooded nature trail
13:55 <@Shadow404> rather than spending the day in a classroom which was worse
13:57 <@Mirage> heh, we got swats, am/lunch/pm detention, or suspension...and whatever we missed while on suspension was not guaranteed to be able to make up.
13:59 <@Wilpig> I'm with Mirage.  There isn't much a good beating wouldn't solve
13:59 <@Wilpig> all this touchy feely bullshit isn't helping them.
13:59 <@Shadow404> they completely outlawed that by my 6th grade year
13:59 <@Mirage> it just compounds the problem
14:00 <@Mirage> i got swats me Jr year of HS
14:00 <@Wilpig> "I can misbehave and all that will happen is they are gonna give me a stern talking to"  
14:00 <@Wilpig> I see no reason to change behavior from that
14:00 <@Mirage> I didn't necessarrily think they were warranted, but I took them anyway.
14:00 <@Shadow404> yep
14:01 <@Wilpig> now the sting of a swat on the ass, or back of your thighs if you had a principal or teacher that didn't like you.  Now that is some motivation to NOT do it again
14:02 <@Shadow404> depends on if she was hot or not and you sorta like that sorta thing.....
14:02 <@Wilpig> they still do that in my old missouri schools.  each teacher has a paddle either in their desk or on the wall.
14:03 <@Wilpig> and yes to the contrary it doesn't work on some students, but it does for the majority
14:03 <@Mirage> My mom said they called her once to get permission to swap my little brother and she told them that if they felt it was needed to just do it and not ever call her again about it.
14:04 <@Mirage> er, swat
14:04 <@Shadow404> swapping would of worked better
14:04 <@Shadow404> hahaha
14:04 <@Mirage> I hate the keyboard on this Lenovo T430.
14:04 <@Shadow404> i got the t420 atm
14:04 <@Shadow404> i use a usb keyboard instead, i know what you mean
14:04 <@Wilpig> heh.  I only ever remember getting one at school in either kindergarten or the first grade.  I remember getting another after I got home and it NEVER happened again
14:05 <@Mirage> I keep fatfinger everything because i'm used to a dell keyboard...and they're jut different enough.
14:05 <@Wilpig> Mirage: want NotLarry or myself to smuggle you out a usb dell keyboard out of vandy and ship it to you?  lol
14:06 <@Mirage> I have to use what i've been issued..for now anyway.
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14:09 <@Shadow404> there's my t420 with the external keyboard
14:09 <@Shadow404> http://www.snsweather.com:81/work.jpg
14:10 <@Shadow404> id much rather have the 430 with the updated design
15:01 <@Dagmar> So here's something I'm going to burn someone with later.
15:01 <@Dagmar> We order SSL certificates.  A *lot* of SSL certificates.
15:01 <@Dagmar> In fact, in my opinion, we order too goddamn many because someone who wasn't smart enough asked a sales rep if it mattered that we were installing them on load-balancers.
15:02 <@Dagmar> So, sales reps being the greedy shits that they are, decided to say that we have to buy an SSL cert per each device it's installed on, and that's their "licence".
15:02 <@brimstone> i think cert per device is pretty common
15:03 <@Dagmar> Today, we had another person who has one LTM device doing load distribution for seven backend devices get told by these same people that they don't count LTMs, only backend devices.
15:03 <@Dagmar> ...because clearly 7 > 1.
15:03 <@brimstone> the load balancer isn't unwrapping the ssl?
15:03 <@Dagmar> brimstone: That's a flawed determination, because I note that it doesn't actually _say_ that on GeoTrust's site anywhere
15:03 <@Corydon76-work> brimstone: yeah, but that doesn't really make sense.  You're not paying them for anything beyond certificate issuance
15:04 <@Dagmar> brimstone: Actually it is
15:04 <@brimstone> or is it, then rewrapping in the same cert?
15:04 <@Dagmar> I mean, this makes it really painfully obvious that the sales reps are saying whatever they need to to get as much money as possible.
15:04 <@Dagmar> So basically, we're always buying twice as many certs as we actually need.
15:04 <@Dagmar> ...and I do mean that we get *one* cert from them, but pay for it twice.
15:05 <@Dagmar> Today I found out how much money we have spent in the last eleven months on SSL certs.
15:05 <@Dagmar> $42k.
15:05 <@Wilpig> fuuuuuuuuuu
15:05 <@brimstone> how much is a wildcard for the domain?
15:05 <@brimstone> x (number of load balancers)
15:05 <@Dagmar> The difference between what I'm being paid and what I should be getting paid?  Just about half that.
15:05 <@Corydon76-work> Dagmar: you should make the point to the sales rep that if they charge for too many certs to one entity, it starts to become in that entity's best financial interests to start their own CA, and then the sales rep gets NOTHING.
15:06 <@Dagmar> brimstone: You can get a wildcard from GetTrust for $500/year
15:06 <@brimstone> that cheap now?
15:06 <@brimstone> neat
15:06 <@Dagmar> These idiots are also talking with a vendor who is offering us an "all-you-can-eat" licencing price of $15k/year
15:07 <@Dagmar> Corydon76-work: Actually, I'm suggesting we go with the GeoTrust reseller who says explicitly in their Q&A section of their website that you can install the one cert on as many goddamn load balancers and servers as you want.
15:07 <@Dagmar> This is one of those things I'm going to mention to the CIO.
15:07 <@brimstone> mention it to the CFO
15:07 <@brimstone> might get a better response
15:07 <@Dagmar> Because we've got a place to save a significant amount of money, and people just refuse to bother
15:08 <@Dagmar> brimstone: Well, the CIO is new, and he's supposed to be regulating on this shit, but no one's telling him anything their bosses don't want them to say
15:08 <@Wilpig> I don't mind saying it
15:08 <@Wilpig> I'd love to tell him several things, just finding time before my departure is the issue
15:08 <@Corydon76-work> Not a particularly effective CIO, then, if he's not getting into the trenches.
15:09 <@Dagmar> I think you underestimate how deeply entrenched the bullshit is here.
15:09 <@Wilpig> New word is Hogan felt I don't have the experience necessary for Mirage's old position and so he chose not to interview me.  
15:10 <@Corydon76-work> Dagmar:  if he can't do his job and break through the bullshit, he'll be gone in 6 months
15:11 <@Dagmar> lol
15:11 <@Dagmar> This is Vanderbilt.
15:11 <@Corydon76-work> Not fired.  Gone.
15:11 <@Dagmar> Nothing will happen.
15:12 <@Corydon76-work> Greener pastures.
15:12 <@Dagmar> Everyone who doesn't get fired that should have will sing his praises
15:12 <@Corydon76-work> There's only so long to beat your head against a wall before something has to give.
15:13 <@Dagmar> ...but I've added this refusal to actually save money where we should to my file of grievances.
15:13 <@Dagmar> I *think* Wilbur probbaly put something nasty in his exit letter.
15:13 <@Dagmar> He might as well have pooped in an envelope.
15:14 <@Corydon76-work> That's less effective than a stink bomb
15:14 <@Dagmar> If I have to leave here, *before* I go, I'm going to drop something that's the equivalent of nuclear bomb in the CIOs lap
15:14 <@Dagmar> Someone's going to get their ass fired almost for certain.
15:14 <@Dagmar> ...if not multiple people.
15:14 <@Dagmar> ...because I know where some fucking bodies are buried.
15:14 <@Corydon76-work> brimstone had a better target in mind
15:14 <@eryc> except no one gets fired
15:15 <@eryc> not even mongo
15:15 <@Corydon76-work> CIOs typically don't care when money is wasted UNLESS the CFO finds out first
15:15 <@Dagmar> That's because people have been covering for asses all this time
15:15 <@Corydon76-work> What CIOs care about is when problems don't get fixed because some asshole is busy covering his
15:15 <@Dagmar> Corydon76-work: At some point, someone more than Mr. Sundaram is going to notice that all the skilled people have left this department, and why
15:16 <@Dagmar> Corydon76-work: Which is exactly what this place spends 90% of it's time doing.
15:16 <@Dagmar> People covering each other's asses.
15:16 <@Corydon76-work> I know
15:16 <@Dagmar> Almost our entire network security team works that way
15:16 <@Dagmar> Our identity directory people is the same thing.
15:16 <@Corydon76-work> Well, for network security, that's actually a good idea
15:16 <@Shadow404> when did this become #vandyemployeebitching
15:17 <@Dagmar> $boss hires ignorant buttlickers who can almost do their jobs, eventually
15:17 <@brimstone> Shadow404: about 5 years ago
15:17 <@Dagmar> $buttlickers cover for boss, everyone looks good.
15:17 <@Dagmar> Shadow404: When a bunch of us started working there and seeing it from the inside
15:17 <@Shadow404> Dagmar: make sure they wipe first
15:17 <@Corydon76-work> It's basically security's job to be covering everyone's asses.  The problem is when nobody pushes back.
15:18 < NotLarry> I am neither a vandy employee nor am I bitching.
15:18 <@brimstone> NotLarry: there's still time!
15:19 <@Corydon76-work> I was once a Vandy employee before all this bullshit got started
15:19 <@Dagmar> So we've got people watching the IDS that wouldn't know a DDoS if 100 schoolchildren threw paperwads at them, firewall admins who don't understand IP traffic, LDAP admins who can't manage to get their quotes around arguments right on a regular basis, database admins who need four days advance notice to create a user account, and Exchange admins whose first recourse is to simply call Microsoft Technical Support
15:19 <@Dagmar> NotLarry: You went back to working for Temporary Services or something?
15:19 < NotLarry> Although, if my kid decides not to go to college there would be nothing else binding me to my current employer
15:21 < NotLarry> Dagmar: No, it has simply been carefully explained to my by a little man over at HR that I have no free speech when it comes to Vanderbilt.
15:21 < NotLarry> It was also explained to me that I have no recourse through HR.
15:24 <@Wilpig> Dagmar: incoming mms
15:25 <@Wilpig> Seems that HR at vandy wants to talk to me about open linux positions now, despite my written resignation being turned in.
15:25 <@Wilpig> Hogan is having buyers remorse
15:25 < NotLarry> Damn shame.
15:26 <@Dagmar> Also, Cyanogenmod 10.1.3 for d3spr just dropped
15:26 <@Dagmar> wilpig: My SMS is a little um... not functional while my phone recovers from being flashed.  heh
15:27 < NotLarry> Ed had a little talk with him yesterday, trying to explain to him that, yes, the box alarming in our system belongs to us, and since Dagmar was sick he had to get someone to look at it, which delayed looking at it till the new guy was off work.
15:27 <@Dagmar> NotLarry: Apparently these people are unaware we do not live in fucking China.
15:27 <@Wilpig> I think I have your gmail account.  one sec
15:28 <@Dagmar> Being that I do not have kids, or a car note, or a house note to worry about, and enough money to hire a lawyer, I am not going to have anyone telling me I don't have freedom of speech.
15:28 <@Dagmar> wilpig: evildagmar@.
15:28 <@Wilpig> yar.
15:28 <@Wilpig> it's there or will be shortly
15:28 <@Wilpig> try not to laugh at loud
15:28 <@Dagmar> I'm not going to go blabbing shit to the press, but I'll damn well fill the CIO in on the kiddie games going on here
15:29 <@Dagmar> 'cuz I just inarguably found a way to cut expenditures here by slightly more than the discrepancy between reality and reason in my paycheck, and it's going ignored
15:30 <@Dagmar> Weird.  Cyanogenmod has this whole NUE/OOB thing going on how
15:31 <@Dagmar> Trying to get the Play Store to show me the update button
15:33 <@Dagmar> wlipig: You should have probably mentioned the duration of time involved there.  I would have actually said a lot more to that guy than you did
15:33 <@Dagmar> wilpig: I would have also suggested that perhaps Hogan was lying to him.
15:33 <@Dagmar> ...or that maybe he was more than a little ineffective.
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15:34 < NotLarry> I seriously want to see this:)
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15:34 <@Wilpig> Dagmar: he's in HR he has access to how long i've been there.  and should have a record of how many times i've interviewed for the various positions as well
15:37 <@Dagmar> yeah strangely I've not heard anything from him, and they have to be fully aware I'm leaving this area because I've definitely made it clear to Bari that I'm not fucking around anymore
15:38 <@Dagmar> Yowza.  41+ updates.
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15:38 <@Evilpig> doh
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15:40 <@Dolemite> Evilpig: Where's my cc: of that email?
15:41 <@Shadow404> Dolemite: do you feel special?
15:41 <@Dolemite> No, since he didn't copy me in
15:41 <@Dolemite> And he usually copies me on all of the circus crap still going on at VU
15:42 <@Evilpig> sec.
15:42 <@Dolemite> So I'm thinking that Year 4 at ORNL for me will be called "Year of the Hammer"
15:43 <@Dolemite> I have now learned enough of the bureaucratic crap here that when I see people running rogue data centers that I can bury them in enough procedure to smite them.
15:43 <@Evilpig> it's nearly 4 and i'm awake.  but I got the apartment lined out today so I guess it's worth fucking with my sleeping schedule
15:43 <@Dolemite> You're short timing, anyway.  Do your best houseplant imitation until your last day.
15:43 <@Evilpig> http://thiswas.notinventedhe.re/on/2010-04-20
15:44 <@Shadow404> sfw?
15:44 <@Evilpig> you know me better than that.  I'll keep doing a good job and mocking the houseplant for his incompetence
15:44 <@Dolemite> hahaha, that was worth a decent laugh
15:44 <@Evilpig> I'm still working on training rafiq for correctly entering in machine templates
15:44 <@Dolemite> Ok, well time for me to get the hell out of here
15:45 <@Dolemite> Rafiq was my last hire.  Glad he's at least doing a nominal job.
15:45 <@Evilpig> he's doing good.  I'm glad he wasn't what I intially thought
15:46 <@Dolemite> alright, later
15:46 <@Evilpig> later
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15:47 <@Dagmar> Dolemite: That depends.  He's not the worst, but I may reclassify him as "epidermically challenged" if he calls me about trivial not-time-sensitive shit at 6am on a Sunday again.
15:47 <@Dagmar> i.e., I will *skin him*.
15:51 < NotLarry> Sorry Dagmar, some of the training we do in this room is intentionally misrepresented to point to you at 6am on a Sunday.
15:51 < NotLarry> It is just funnier that way.
15:52 <@Dagmar> I'll let you explain to Rafiq then how to apply gauze bandages to his entire body
15:54 < NotLarry> Well, soon enough it will be Rafiq, Pat, Fern1, Fern2 and myself left here...
15:55 < NotLarry> That does not add up, I must have left a plant or two out.
15:55 <@aestetix> vagina
15:55 < NotLarry> Wilbur is leaving, Ed will leave soon enough
15:55 < NotLarry> No, that is me
15:55 < NotLarry> Ah, Titus, yes, forgot Titus, how could I do that?
15:56 <@Dagmar> because he's generally pretty dampened down because of the meds
15:56 <@Dagmar> I suspect that at times if there were no external stimulus he might sit there without moving for the entire shift.
15:56 <@Dagmar> I like the guy and he means well, but I think that little owl is actually providing regular external stimuli
15:57 <@Dagmar> From what I can tell he's mainly in the same state people are about an hour after taking three hits of LSD, but without the hallucinations
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16:22 < NotLarry> well that sucks
16:22 < NotLarry> "but without the hallucinations" is never a good thing to hear.
16:23 <@aestetix> so he's basically in a corner sucking his thumb and shitting his pants?
16:28 <@aestetix> NotLarry: although that's not as bad as my friend who pissed his pants.... when he was next in line for a porter potty
16:40 <@aestetix> So, if you have one of santa's elves eating poop out of dead rudolph's butt
16:40 <@aestetix> That would be gay midget scat necrophilia bestiality
16:49 < NotLarry> oh fm
16:49 <@aestetix> NotLarry: sorry, forgot about you
16:49 <@aestetix> if the elf is underage...
16:50 < NotLarry> "you fuck one goat"
17:55 <@Dickie> How did we not bang at phreaknic?
17:55 <@Dickie> Doesn't add up.
17:56 <@Corydon76-work> Evilpig: I found your new digs:  http://www.buzzfeed.com/benrosen/6-castles-that-cost-less-than-an-apartment-in-nyc
17:56 < GateKeeper> Title: 6 Castles That Cost Less Than An Apartment In NYC (at www.buzzfeed.com)
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18:08 < NotLarry> cause you are too old for me?
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18:33 <@Corydon76-work> Dickie: your interest in Sammy's whereabouts at PhreakNIC now makes perfect sense.
18:39 <@Dickie> There's a picture of me and Sammy floating around the previous PhreakNIC
18:43 <@Dickie> He let me wear his ears
18:43 <@Corydon76-work> Awww
18:43 <@Dickie> I came at him hard, because in previous PhreakNICs, he gave me the bitch-face
18:43 <@Corydon76-work> Did you play with his tail, too?
18:44 <@Dickie> and he was very agreeable
18:44 <@Dickie> Should have
18:44 <@Dickie> He's the only furry that doesn't totally creep me out
18:44 <@Dickie> But don't tell him I said that
18:45 <@Corydon76-work> You should go to one of the furry meets.  They really aren't creepy at all.
18:45 <@Corydon76-work> I mean, yeah, there are creepy people, but they're everywhere, even non-furries
18:46 <@Dickie> They just congregate at furry meetups
18:46 <@Corydon76-work> I know I'm creepy in certain contexts
18:46 <@Dickie> Most
18:46 <@Corydon76-work> lol
18:46 <@Dickie> But that's okay
18:46 <@Corydon76-work> Thanks
18:46 <@Dickie> You're in good company
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19:49 <@Dagmar> Oh I gotta put that to use
19:49 <@Dagmar> http://store.stearnpowered.com/app/246720/
19:49 < GateKeeper> Title: Half-Life 3 on Steam (at store.stearnpowered.com)
19:49 <@Dagmar> HL3!
19:55 < NotLarry> didn't happen
19:56 < NotLarry> that is pretty funny, sternpowered
19:57 <@Dagmar> Anyone not using a monospace font is very likely to be learning the meaning of kerning.
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21:09 <@oddball> fail
21:09 <@oddball> :p
21:14 < SuMo_D_2test> trying to test a new irc client
21:14 < SuMo_D_2test> trying to test a new irc client
21:14 < SuMo_D_2test> darg
21:15 < SuMo_D_2test> SuMo_D is a weirdo
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21:26 < SuMo_D> how's your night going oddball?
21:58 < SuMo_D> so where do you guys usually post the PN talk vids?
22:02 <@Dickie> STOP ASKING QUESTIONS
22:03 <@Dickie> jk love you
22:12 <@oddball> sorry, was entertaining guests.
22:19 < SuMo_D> lol feel the loves
22:20 < SuMo_D> and yeah no worries... I just got home... and catching up on work and being like holy crap how did I survive the last 4 days woo!
22:20 < SuMo_D> Dickie I wanted to show some of my students and maybe some others the magnet talk
22:20 < SuMo_D> how long does it usually take to get stuff dumped and posted?
22:20 < SuMo_D> More QUESTIONS :P
22:42 <@Mirage> SuMo_D: They will likely wind up on youtube at some point.
22:43 < SuMo_D> :) ok
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22:55 < NotLarry> When SuMo_D gets back someone tell him ben had to go out of town for a week
22:55 < NotLarry> He will process and post them when he gets back.
23:15 <@Dagmar> Conan O'Brien is no good at GTAV
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