--- Log opened Tue Sep 17 00:00:08 2013 00:30 < RangerZ1> aestetix: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjErrs7s8Ms 00:30 < GateKeeper> Title: Gamers Want Petit Fired For GTA V Review - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 00:30 < RangerZ1> b/c she mentioned she didn't like how they portrayed women in the game, that she gave the game a 9/10 00:43 <@Dagmar> I do believe she's not been paying attention. 00:44 <@Dagmar> LOL the manual with GTVA is a fold-out that just shows what the buttons do and has a URL for the online manual 00:44 <@Dagmar> Like, "C'mon. You know what to do." 00:46 <@aestetix> RangerZ1: I take that and give this: http://reverse-disoma.tumblr.com/post/61474023482/girl-ticket 00:46 < GateKeeper> Title: Nothing much (at reverse-disoma.tumblr.com) 00:47 <@Dagmar> aestetix: Some people are never happy. 00:47 <@Dagmar> What we need are blue cards... 00:48 <@Dagmar> "You have been seen behaving in a licencious, perverted, sexualized or possibly obscene manner while a female at this event. We approve of this." 01:03 -!- Dagmar_ [~dagmar@c-98-193-176-32.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 01:03 -!- Dagmar_ [~dagmar@c-98-193-176-32.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Changing host] 01:03 -!- Dagmar_ [~dagmar@unaffiliated/dagmar] has joined #se2600 01:03 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Dagmar_] by ChanServ 01:09 -!- Netsplit *.net <-> *.split quits: @Dagmar 01:12 -!- Bevalent_ [yershy@gateway/shell/xzibition.com/session] has joined #se2600 01:15 -!- Corydon76-work [~quassel@c-69-137-93-158.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 01:15 -!- Catonic_ [~catonic@adsl-98-83-45-236.bhm.bellsouth.net] has joined #se2600 01:15 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Corydon76-work] by ChanServ 01:18 -!- Bevalent [yershy@gateway/shell/xzibition.com/x-hjjkkvksiakkkhmj] has quit [Ping timeout: 264 seconds] 01:18 -!- Catonic [~catonic@adsl-98-83-45-236.bhm.bellsouth.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 264 seconds] 01:18 -!- Corydon76-home [~quassel@c-69-137-93-158.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 264 seconds] 01:34 -!- RangerZ1 [~mike@c-98-211-46-74.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: Leaving.] 01:53 -!- Bevalent_ [yershy@gateway/shell/xzibition.com/session] has quit [Changing host] 01:53 -!- Bevalent_ [yershy@gateway/shell/xzibition.com/x-goeuhwhvbcimgyet] has joined #se2600 01:59 -!- CNwaV [602154a7@gateway/web/freenode/ip.96.33.84.167] has quit [Quit: Page closed] 02:13 -!- GateKeeper [~gatekeepr@unaffiliated/gerdesas/bot/jrd-bots] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 02:13 -!- GateKeeper [~gatekeepr@unaffiliated/gerdesas/bot/jrd-bots] has joined #se2600 04:03 -!- Dagmar_ is now known as Dagmar 06:22 <@Shadow404> *burp* 07:00 < RangerZ> *repeatedly pats Shadow404's back* 07:03 * Evilpig pees in the corner 07:05 * Shadow404 bats Evilpig's nose with a rolled up newspaper 07:05 <@Shadow404> bad pig! bad! 07:19 * Evilpig points at the corner 07:19 <@Evilpig> mine! 07:23 <@Shadow404> huh? 07:24 * Evilpig pees on Shadow404 07:24 <@Shadow404> the newspaper? 07:24 * Evilpig points at Shadow404 07:24 <@Shadow404> oh man, only my women is allowed to do that 07:24 <@Evilpig> mine! 07:24 <@Shadow404> lawl 07:24 <@Evilpig> I'll get you the address to send your checks to 07:24 * Shadow404 passes out the brain bleach 07:47 -!- Catonic_ is now known as Catonic 07:47 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o Catonic] by ChanServ 07:56 < frsilent> lol, speaking of brain bleach 07:56 < frsilent> my buddy had to restrain some contractor who lost his shit apparently yesterday 07:56 < frsilent> turned out he'd been doing bath salts 07:56 < frsilent> (in Iraq as a mobile security contractor) 07:56 <@Shadow404> wow, thats crazy 07:56 < frsilent> that's a quick way to throw away $120k/yr 08:03 <@Evilpig> holy fucking shit. my a/c is out AGAIN 08:03 <@Evilpig> outside temp 65.... nice... inside temp... 88 08:09 * Shadow404 considers working in iraq for a few months 08:09 <@Shadow404> damn good pay 08:11 < frsilent> well that's for mobile security 08:12 < frsilent> you'd need to join the military and spend at least a year overseas in a PSD role first :P 08:12 < frsilent> preferably in the Rangers/Recon/SEAL 08:13 <@Shadow404> yeah, no 08:13 < frsilent> lol 08:13 <@Shadow404> i was thinking civilian contractor role 08:13 <@Shadow404> probably not as much 08:13 <@Shadow404> but damn, i could get ahead on a lot of things 08:14 < frsilent> there's other civilian contractors that make good money as well I guess or if you joined the DEA/CIA 08:23 <@Shadow404> my dad did aerial survillence with the cia in Iraq before the drones took over everything 08:25 <@Shadow404> was pretty cool about the stories he was allowed to share 08:41 <@Shadow404> im so sick and tired of people getting involved in the business of other teams 08:41 <@Shadow404> just because we talk alot to each other doesnt mean we dont get shit done, mind your own damn business and dont ruin the atmosphere we enjoy working on, just cause your perception is completely skewed 08:42 * Shadow404 steps off saopbox 08:57 <@Evilpig> Shadow404: maybe it was because you were playing monster hunter three ultimate on your 3ds 09:04 < frsilent> oh man that game sounds like fun 09:05 -!- nachoguy [~boster@198.46.132.189] has joined #se2600 09:06 <@Shadow404> sure does, makes me want to get it now 09:06 <@Shadow404> or i could be like dagmar and focus on gtav 09:10 < nachoguy> mr0nin 09:15 * Shadow404 pours melted cheese and beef crumbles on nachoguy 09:15 <@Shadow404> mmmmm 09:24 < nachoguy> jalapenos 09:26 * eryc watches as Shadow404 eats nachoguy's spicy jalapeno 09:26 <@Shadow404> little to hot for my taste 09:27 <@Shadow404> and i prefer tacos over jalapeno's 09:27 * eryc hands out free pink tacos for everyone 09:28 <@eryc> dont forget to add your own toppings 09:29 <@Shadow404> like sour "cream" 09:29 <@eryc> sorry all you get is guacamole 09:30 <@Shadow404> ick 09:30 <@Shadow404> oh man, anyone notice how about 90% of vnv nation's songs are crap 09:30 <@Shadow404> and the other 10% are worthwhile listening too 10:03 -!- RangerZ [~rangerz@c-98-211-46-74.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: Leaving.] 10:18 <@Catonic> yeah, you used to be able to get good money in iraq... then halliburton lowered the price and the economy dumped 10:29 -!- x86Daddy [~z@32.145.237.204] has joined #se2600 10:40 -!- scribbles [s@unaffiliated/scribbles] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds] 10:41 -!- sasquatc3 [~sasquatc4@c-24-9-178-168.hsd1.co.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 10:41 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o sasquatc3] by ChanServ 10:42 -!- RangerZ [~rangerz@129.59.115.4] has joined #se2600 10:44 -!- sasquatc4 [~sasquatc4@c-24-9-178-168.hsd1.co.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 246 seconds] 10:45 -!- RangerZ [~rangerz@129.59.115.4] has quit [Client Quit] 10:47 -!- scribbles [s@addictedto.info] has joined #se2600 10:58 -!- RangerZ [~rangerz@129.59.115.4] has joined #se2600 11:21 -!- x86Daddy [~z@32.145.237.204] has quit [Ping timeout: 264 seconds] 12:12 -!- RangerZ [~rangerz@129.59.115.4] has quit [Quit: Leaving.] 12:17 <@Shadow404> Dagmar: where has all your angst gone to today? 12:21 -!- RangerZ [~rangerz@129.59.115.4] has joined #se2600 12:30 <@oddball> It lies in wait. 12:31 <@Shadow404> so does mine toward this data cleanup project im working on cause one of our application servers had issues last night 12:39 -!- notlarry [~notlarry@c-76-22-128-216.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 12:40 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o notlarry] by ChanServ 12:47 <@Shadow404> whats up <>larry 13:08 -!- x86Daddy [~z@32.145.237.204] has joined #se2600 13:23 -!- RangerZ [~rangerz@129.59.115.4] has quit [Quit: Leaving.] 13:40 <@notlarry> just waking up 13:40 < nachoguy> !larry! 13:42 <@Shadow404> a = "not"; b = 13:43 <@Shadow404> b = "larry"; printscreen %a%,%b% 13:45 <@notlarry> Yup 13:45 <@notlarry> My name SHOULD be programmed into every code you touch. 13:46 <@notlarry> Try a grep on the source code to windows ME/Vista/8 and you will find it there. It explains what happened to them:) 13:46 <@notlarry> Not to mention BEos. 14:13 -!- RangerZ [~mike@c-98-211-46-74.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 14:44 -!- RangerZ1 [~rangerz@c-98-211-46-74.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 14:52 < frsilent> http://i.imgur.com/EWvXpcg.png 15:00 -!- RangerZ [~mike@c-98-211-46-74.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: Leaving.] 15:03 * Dickie just used notlarry as a variable name 15:04 <@Shadow404> in what? 15:14 <@Dagmar> ...and it's !larry in any decent language. 15:21 < RangerZ1> ~larry in some logic based ones 15:21 < RangerZ1> but ehh 15:21 <@aestetix> http://www.itworld.com/security/373319/real-names-real-problems-pseudonymity-under-siege?page=0,0 15:21 < GateKeeper> Title: Real names, real problems: Pseudonymity under siege | ITworld (at www.itworld.com) 15:23 <@Dagmar> aestetix: So I was wondering.... Under what part of Google's thing does 'Comcastcares' fall under? 15:25 <@aestetix> say what? 15:25 <@Dagmar> There's an identity called 'Comcastcares' I'm still trying to decide what to do about 15:25 <@Dickie> lies.google.com 15:25 <@Dagmar> They cropped up after I bitched about Comcast's tech support 15:25 <@aestetix> Stalking you on Google? 15:26 <@Dagmar> No, pretending to be able to do something about the fact that tech support are fucking clueless and incapable of understanding when someone is trying to report a problem with _Comcast's_ equipment 15:27 <@aestetix> ohhh interesting 15:28 <@Dagmar> Yeah clearly this is a role account. 15:28 <@Dagmar> Not an individual. 15:28 <@Dagmar> ...but then again so is Niantic and a few Ingress things 15:32 -!- Nexx [~mikep@cpe-76-189-152-61.neo.res.rr.com] has joined #se2600 15:37 <@aestetix> ugh databases really do not scale well 15:38 <@Bahhumbug> Depends on the database in question. Oracle will be happy to take your money and scale as you need. 15:39 <@aestetix> mysql 15:40 <@Bahhumbug> Facebook seems to have scaled mysql quite nicely. 15:42 -!- brimstone [~brimstone@unaffiliated/brimstone] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 15:47 -!- brimstone [~brimstone@unaffiliated/brimstone] has joined #se2600 15:47 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o brimstone] by ChanServ 16:10 <@notlarry> Ok, just mowed over a nest of ground hornets. 16:10 <@notlarry> Got stings over most of my body, mower is still running in the yard. 16:14 <@oddball> ouch! 16:18 <@Bahhumbug> That sucks. 16:45 <@notlarry> seriously 16:45 <@notlarry> Well, I am still alive, seems I am not alergic. 16:45 <@notlarry> Stuck a hose down that hole in the ground? 16:47 <@Dagmar> What did you pour in there? 16:48 <@Dagmar> It better have been kerosene 16:48 <@Dagmar> ...or some kind of bug poison. 16:48 <@notlarry> I just turned it on and stuck it in the hole 16:48 <@Dagmar> It's not likely to kill them 16:48 <@Dagmar> It will however, potentially make them homeless. 16:48 <@notlarry> I don't want to kill them, I want them to move 16:48 <@Dagmar> Yeah well, they'll move somewhere nearby. 16:48 <@Dagmar> Like... gutters. 16:49 <@notlarry> As long as I don't have to mow over them they can live where they want. 16:50 <@notlarry> If they had just gone "oh, hey, he is mowing, weird, I've not seen that in a while" and left me alone they would still be living in a hole in the ground. 16:50 <@Dagmar> Go down there and yell down the hole at them for being too lazy 16:50 <@Dagmar> There's still cicadas around 16:50 <@notlarry> They seemed pretty motivated when the came at me and the dog. 16:50 <@notlarry> Wife's dog wants back in the rv. 16:51 <@Dagmar> WEll tell him to stop looking like a cicada 16:52 <@notlarry> She was all "what you running from dad?" 16:52 <@notlarry> then it was all "ohfuckohfuckohfuck!" 16:55 <@Dagmar> This should be fun 16:55 <@Dagmar> I'm calling Gamestop to cancel my GTA V pre-order that they failed to actually handle properly. 17:00 <@notlarry> gl,hf 17:02 <@Dagmar> 6m10s on hold so far 17:09 <@Dagmar> 12m55s on hold 17:21 <@Dagmar> 25m on hold. 17:23 -!- x86Daddy [~z@32.145.237.204] has quit [Read error: Connection reset by peer] 17:23 -!- x86Daddy1 [~z@32.145.237.204] has joined #se2600 17:35 -!- x86Daddy1 [~z@32.145.237.204] has quit [Ping timeout: 276 seconds] 18:07 < RangerZ1> so blizzard wants to make Diablo 3 actually relevant again 18:07 < RangerZ1> getting rid of the auction house 18:07 < RangerZ1> LOL 18:09 < RangerZ1> i'd be REALLY interested in their player statistics 18:09 < RangerZ1> i bet 2/3rds of people stopped playing within the first month or two, easily 18:10 <@opticron> when does world of starcraft come out? 18:10 <@notlarry> Yeah, I don't think I made it a month. 18:12 < RangerZ1> world of starcraft is suppose to be 'titan' but titan has been said over and over that it is NOT WoS 18:13 <@opticron> I might actually play that 18:13 < RangerZ1> WoW has jumped the shark, and is bleeding customers badly, and won't be what it was before 18:14 < RangerZ1> hell... I'm more interested in the HearthStone eTCG 18:14 < RangerZ1> than i am in any wow stuff 18:16 < RangerZ1> since apparently it has "daily" stuff which doesn't cost money 18:17 < RangerZ1> i'd probably play just that way, unless I picked up a day labor type of job aka... took Evilpig up on his offer to pay anyone who helps him move 500% 18:17 < RangerZ1> 500$* 18:17 < RangerZ1> since he can expense it out 18:17 < RangerZ1> lol 18:18 < RangerZ1> (can't wait for him to see his name in chat and read that one, lol) 18:23 <@opticron> I've started up on FF14 18:23 < RangerZ1> I thought about it... 18:23 < RangerZ1> but i spent too many years in FFXI 18:23 <@opticron> it's very guild wars 2ish 18:24 <@opticron> *VERY* 18:25 < RangerZ1> well, thats good, b/c FF14 before was apparently a joke of just being FFXI's mechanics, but not even programmed well 18:25 < RangerZ1> from what I hear 18:25 <@opticron> yeah, I've heard it was terrible 18:26 < RangerZ1> and SE pissed me off so many times... 18:26 < RangerZ1> they did EVERYTHING in their power, to nerf any class that became good to play 18:27 < RangerZ1> "omg people are talking with ninja, b/c they can IGNORE 3 attacks and then 2 attacks, and then 3 attacks..." 18:27 < RangerZ1> basically just became a blink tank, and ignored all attacks with shadow clones 18:28 < RangerZ1> so atleast a dozen patches to "fix" that, then black mages found out that if they put 1 white mage, 4 black mages and a monk, there was these skelletons that they could instagib, so they changed the ENTIRE GAME's magic mechanic 18:28 < RangerZ1> to make magic less useful if you cast it over and over 18:29 < RangerZ1> mind you... they could only kill 1 skeleton at a time, and then had to wait a full minute before attacking another monster 18:33 < RangerZ1> very reactionary, and just made the game un-enjoyable a lot of the time 18:40 < RangerZ1> I'm hoping failing so badly at ff14 first time helped them learn their lessons, I just don't have time this semester 19:03 <@oddball> Naienko seems to be really liking it so far. 19:37 <@Evilpig> in the same vein as that odd circuit board yesterday but this is sleek and comes with a much better circuit diagram. http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1137339450/lockedusb-adapter-usb-charger-firewall-and-power-o 19:37 < GateKeeper> Title: LockedUSB Adapter - USB Charger Firewall & Power Optimizer by LM Engineering Designs LLC Kickstarter (at www.kickstarter.com) 19:49 <@Evilpig> oh wow... blizzard what have you done? removing the AH from D3 20:06 <@aestetix> penis 20:08 < RangerZ1> Evilpig: yeah, i'm hoping it actually makes the game worth playing 20:09 < RangerZ1> b/c at this point, the PS3/ps4/xbox 360/ONE versions are the best versions 20:09 < RangerZ1> 4 player on screen co-op 20:09 < RangerZ1> no AH 20:09 < RangerZ1> etc 20:16 <@eryc> vagina 20:25 < RangerZ1> vagina and penis for notlarry 20:30 -!- spaceB0x [~spaceB0x@c-68-52-126-92.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 21:53 <@Dagmar> This may seem obvious to some, but apparently right after you've stolen a mini is *not* the time to get involved in a street race on GTAV. 21:54 <@oddball> I take it it wasn't the performance package Mini? 22:11 -!- Bevalent [yershy@gateway/shell/xzibition.com/x-qjrnsuwinxpqjpzf] has joined #se2600 22:13 -!- Netsplit *.net <-> *.split quits: @Shadow404, Bevalent_ 22:18 -!- Shadow405 [~shadow404@wilpig.org] has joined #se2600 22:18 <@Dagmar> Oh definitely not. 22:18 <@Dagmar> Once it's out of control you might as well be inside a giant hamster ball 22:18 <@Dagmar> However, considering that on the third attempt I damn near won it because of Franklin's "special ability" I'm thinking it's not as impossible as I at first thought 22:18 <@Dagmar> When you activate that, time slows down, the car _speeds up_ and sticks to the road like physics are for some *other* bitches 22:18 <@Dagmar> I do wish Franklin's crew wouldn't use the word "niggah" like it's a fucking article. 22:19 <@oddball> I've been trying to decide if I want to pick up GTA5. I tend to like the lack of shits given in the Saints Row games. 22:19 <@Dagmar> Franklin himself, if you replaced the word 'nigga' with 'sir' in his dialog, you'd think he was a two striper 22:19 <@oddball> Ah, so the dialogue is representative of black gang bangers? 22:19 <@Dagmar> SRIV was actually not as good as SRIII, although it had a lot more aspect of City of Heroes to it 22:19 <@Dagmar> Rent it 22:19 <@Dagmar> oddball: Christ I hope not 22:19 <@Dickie> Aight, nigga 22:19 <@Dagmar> It's especially loathesome when he draws it out like granpa on the Boondocks. "niieegah" 22:19 <@oddball> Oh, I pre-ordered SRIV. I agree with you, but still enjoyed the hell out of it. 22:19 <@Dagmar> I'm hoping GTAV online will have full character customizaton 22:19 <@Dagmar> I have my doubts if it's just going to be a ton of the same three guys 22:19 <@Dagmar> I've not even put in the pre-order code for the blimp yet because.. what the fuck.. Where do you park that? 22:19 <@Dagmar> I've noticed if you steal a car and "save" it in your garage, it kind of arranges them around your block 22:20 <@Dagmar> Which is kind of nice but I'm starting to think maybe people might get the idea about a bunch of ghetto hovels with Infernos parked outside 22:20 <@Dagmar> er get the wrong idea 22:20 <@oddball> Although, SR4 did an Infamous game better than Infamous did. 22:20 <@oddball> heh 22:21 <@Dagmar> I didn't play that but I definitely found SRIV to be pretty brutal when you needed to wipe out a bunch of people in a hurry 22:21 <@Dagmar> That aerial stomp? Madness. 22:21 <@Dagmar> It can wipe a conflict point clean in one shot 22:43 <@aestetix> testicle 22:44 -!- brimstone [~brimstone@unaffiliated/brimstone] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 23:07 <@Dagmar> Okay. I've hit the spots in GTAV where things start getting special. :) 23:07 <@Dagmar> Just pulled someone's house off a hillside with a winch. Franklin was freakin' out. LOL 23:08 <@Dagmar> LA gangsters typically don't get involved in "unorthodox demolitions" and it shows. Heh 23:08 <@Dagmar> s/demolitions/rapid deconstruction/ 23:17 -!- brimstone [~brimstone@unaffiliated/brimstone] has joined #se2600 23:17 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o brimstone] by ChanServ 23:34 < RangerZ1> So, I'm curious, anyone getting xbox one or ps4 launch day, or before xmas? 23:37 <@Evilpig> damn lazy fuckin' coworkers 23:38 <@Evilpig> I just pulled this much dead fiber out of the datacenter. https://www.dropbox.com/s/oloe13y0vu8u4o8/2013-09-17%2023.29.16.jpg 23:38 < GateKeeper> Title: Dropbox - 2013-09-17 23.29.16.jpg (at www.dropbox.com) 23:42 <@Evilpig> okay who rolled mongo's clock forward an hour? 23:45 <@Evilpig> http://www.nsa.gov/academia/_files/collected_learning/high_school/algebra/secret.pdf 23:51 < RangerZ1> Evilpig: yeah? 23:51 <@Evilpig> check out the title of it 23:51 < RangerZ1> NSA has pushed math in schools for a long time 23:51 < RangerZ1> yeah i know, lol 23:51 <@Evilpig> I was searching for something on their website and saw a weird file path as a title so I clicked it 23:52 <@Evilpig> that's what I got 23:52 < RangerZ1> NSA also loves to troll, btw 23:52 < RangerZ1> lol 23:52 < RangerZ1> Dagmar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPYmvOOVclQ 23:52 < GateKeeper> Title: GTA V Review: So Realistic Its Boring - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 23:57 -!- RangerZ [~mike@c-98-211-46-74.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 23:59 <@Evilpig> Just had a very evil idea. had to run it by notlarry 23:59 <@Bahhumbug> That's a lot of dead fiber. --- Log closed Wed Sep 18 00:00:08 2013