--- Log opened Fri Sep 13 00:00:05 2013
00:33 <@Dagmar> OKay.
00:33 <@Dagmar> I now see there was a plan behind that Cyrus CMA thing
00:33 < Evilpig_> http://i.imgur.com/WT9ryl9.jpg  <-- your next bike key
00:34 <@Dagmar> I see "Wrecking Ball - NIck Cage Edition" on Reddit and click on it
00:34 <@Dagmar> Not quickly enough I realize I'm listening to Miley Cyrus with Nick Cage's face on
00:35 <@Dagmar> But wait... why did they shop her clothes out?
00:35 <@Dagmar> I check YouTube.
00:35 <@Dagmar> Nope.
00:35 <@Dagmar> She's butt-ass nekkid
00:35 <@Dagmar> ...and apparently no one's even batting an eyelash about that.
00:35 <@Dagmar> Well played.
00:35 < Evilpig_> I saw that earlier somewhere.  she's just batshit crazy
00:36 < Evilpig_> and then I have to go look at something good again like that blurred lines video
00:36 <@Dagmar> If I say a headline on the Register of "Holy Shit!  She's NAKED!" I woudn't be suprised
00:36 <@Dagmar> s/say/saw/
00:37 <@Dagmar> She doesn't need a stripper pole, she's just gone straight to advanced props.
00:39 < Evilpig_> WHAAAAAA?!  http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2013/07/04/trailer-park-boys-tv-show-season-8_n_3546163.html
00:39 < GateKeeper> Title: 'Trailer Park Boys' TV Show Returning For Another Season (at www.huffingtonpost.ca)
00:39 < Evilpig_> and that is months old news.
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02:40 <@aestetix> Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic shit- molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky shit/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there and scratching away, I rushed back to 
02:41 <@aestetix> http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html
02:41 < GateKeeper> Title: best of craigslist: WARNING!!! (at www.craigslist.org)
03:20 <@Catonic> braaaainz?
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03:32 <@aestetix> http://www.bangyoulater.com/ebony/154149/arm-to-the-elbow-in-the-ass-girl/
03:32 < GateKeeper> Title: Arm to the elbow in the ass girl Videos - BangYouLater.com (at www.bangyoulater.com)
03:32 <@aestetix> nsfw
03:33 < Evilpig_> lol.  arm to the elbow in the ass... nsfw.  ya think?!
03:35 <@aestetix> I guess the anal cavity is pretty big
03:37 <@aestetix> wow, she actually puts both her hands in
03:38  * Catonic considers clicking....
03:39 <@Bahhumbug> Catonic: It's a trap.
03:42 <@aestetix> .... and now gummi worms
03:44 <@Catonic> OH! Tenacle pr0n! MY FAVORITE!
03:45 <@aestetix> Wow.
03:45 <@aestetix> She shoved a bunch of gummi worms into her pussy, and apparently some got stuck, so she's rubbing her clit so she has enough wetness for them to slip out
03:46 <@aestetix> And now for the coke bottle
03:47 <@Catonic> lmfao
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05:09 <@aestetix> vagina
06:25 < Evilpig_> now this is a hell of an if statement.
06:38 <@Bahhumbug> if ($houseplant_does_work) ?
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06:47 <@Shadow404> Dagmar: what do you call bed sheets?
06:47 <@Shadow404> Catonic: possibly
06:48  * Shadow404 pokes Catonic 
06:48 <@Shadow404> dammit, i had something important to tell you and now i forgot\
06:55 < Evilpig_> Bahhumbug: lol
06:55 < Evilpig_> he wasted 5 hours tonight then took lunch and now is back there pulling out fiber because the boss should be here soon and he needs to appear to do work
06:56 < Evilpig_> I on the other hand have sat with my thumb up my ass all night.  watched a little tv, tinkered with some js, and put on a couple of labels
06:58 <@Shadow404> yet, you probably looked like you did more work
06:59 < Evilpig_> I'm not trying to
06:59 <@Shadow404> yet, still does
06:59 < Evilpig_> houseplant managed to tug on a fiber back there and disconnect something momentarily
06:59 < Evilpig_> claimed he was nowhere near it, but he was the only one back there.
06:59 < Evilpig_> useless houseplant
07:06 <@Shadow404> how long was it down? or just a bounce?
07:06 < Evilpig_> it was an alarm from an snmp trap
07:06 < Evilpig_> so I have no idea
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07:18 <@Bahhumbug> I wonder what would happen if you sprayed him with Roundup?
07:19 < Evilpig_> I'm sure he'd freak out and think that it was some type of germ warfare
07:26 < Evilpig_> wonder if my manager is even close to being here
07:26 < Evilpig_> and he said he was coming in early...
07:36 < Evilpig_> damnit.  he's 15 minutes out still
07:36 < Evilpig_> fucker
07:36 < Evilpig_> I'm gonna have to feed the meter
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08:08 <@timoguin> daaaang phreaknic is next weekend.
08:08  * timoguin needs to keep up
08:16 <@timoguin> looks like there's still a few speaker spots open
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09:31 < Evilpig_> jonnyx is supposed to have some more to fill in but I haven't seen the details
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09:59 <@Shadow404> gah, im about to break a db admin's knee caps
10:00 < frsilent> btw happy programmer day guyz
10:00 <@Shadow404> yet another change made without checking with the required teams we discussed and agreed upon wed.
10:01 <@Shadow404> so now two of my daily scripts broke
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10:24 <@Corydon76-home> Evilpig_: ping
10:29  * Shadow404 pongs Corydon76-home \
10:29 <@Corydon76-home> Shadow404: it's not something you can help with
10:30 < Evilpig_> ponhg
10:30 <@Corydon76-home> Saw the email.  You want to call now?
10:30 < Evilpig_> yeah
10:32 <@Dagmar> Wheee
10:32 <@Dagmar> Voice call transfer box ate it during yesterday's electrical storm.  Go figure.
10:33 <@Dagmar> Exactly _two_ Nagios monitors pointed at it, on it's public interface.  Neither of which would alarm critical when the box was down.
10:33 <@Dagmar> THAT is a problm.
10:33 <@Dagmar> All is fixed and documented.
10:33 <@Dagmar> I fail to see how seeking managerial approval to perform tasks like this is anything other than the worst insult possible.
10:33 <@Dagmar> Dolemite: And yes, that crazy bastard actually tries to argue we should get approval for things like that
10:34 <@Dagmar> If he needs that badly to feel important he should get a fuckin' dog.
10:37 < Evilpig_> Dagmar: I want to know what comes of the incident with mongo this morning
10:37 < Evilpig_> I find that HILARIOUS
10:38 <@Dagmar> He's apparently scared shitless about that
10:38 < Evilpig_> as he shoudl be
10:38 < Evilpig_> moron was pulling out shit he shouldn't have been near
10:38 <@Dagmar> He should at least be facing a verbal or possibly written warning.
10:38 <@Dagmar> I will argue he probably shoudlnt be fired for this alone, but he definitely does enough other dippy shit
10:39 <@Dagmar> hehe he is so freaked out he took me to the cabinet where that security equipmnet was instead of the rack I needed to get in, at first
10:39 < Evilpig_> I'd argue this should be the final nail for him.  but none of the others have ever come to light so it had best be a warning
10:39 <@Dagmar> He was like "Oh that box that's down I think I might have had something to do with it" and I'm like "no, this was definitely lightning, eighteen hours ago.  It wasn't you."
10:40 < Evilpig_> when I went back there and asked did you touch anything up here.  pointed at the box in question and he said no, twice.
10:40 < Evilpig_> fucking lieing fuck
10:44 < Evilpig_> peter can't blame mongo's inept ability on anyone but himself at this point too.
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11:12 <@sasquatc4> anyone ever had usb stuffs make interference/noise/wierdness?  I think ever since Ive had this usb3 drive hooked up stuffs just been wierd, like i get random audio pops on my speakers, every  now and then just a brief freeze
11:12 <@sasquatc4> contemplating just taking the drive out and throwing it internal
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11:19 <@Dagmar> That sounds like an unstable driver
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11:28 <@sasquatc4> that was my other guess, was that it was coming from the usb3 driver since now that would be in use when before it wasnt
11:28 <@sasquatc4> dont feel like going to windows8 just for a better driver tho, guess ill pop the drive out
12:08 <@Dagmar> OCD special: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=9SIA12K0FG7183
12:11 <@Shadow404> why?
12:13 <@Dagmar> It's a cheap plastic case to protect your cheap plastic case with
12:16 <@Shadow404> again, why
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12:21 <@oddball> Shadow404: I think that's his point.
12:22 <@Shadow404> oddball: do u still work for comcrap?
12:33 <@Shadow404> cause i need some help with them
12:39 <@oddball> Never did
12:39 <@oddball> Erin did a while back
12:43 <@Shadow404> gah, they are driving me craZy, replaced a modem and refuse to take port 80 block off cause they say they dont block it
12:44 <@Shadow404> odd, cause i never changed anythning from behind the modem
12:44 <@oddball> port 80?  Isn't that what HTTP is usually served through?
12:45 <@Shadow404> aye
12:45 <@Shadow404> im pissed off, cause it worked before they bridged the modem
12:46 <@oddball> So... you can do stuff like ssh, but not pull up google?
12:46 <@Shadow404> so it shows my network worked
12:46 <@Shadow404> no, i cant host my webserver on :80 anymore
12:46 <@Shadow404> the only temporary fix is :81
12:46 <@oddball> ah... ok
12:47 <@Shadow404> the old smc modem (that finally died) was replaced with a gateway bs
12:47 <@Shadow404> and that thing is buggy as shit
12:47 <@oddball> Wait... if you're fairly certain it's at the modem, go buy you're own.  It's cheaper after a year anyways.
12:47 <@Shadow404> yeah, so i did
12:47 <@Shadow404> and i havent been able to get a tech that doesnt immediately say its beyond my scope, bo pay signature support to change the mac for your acount
12:48 <@Shadow404> cause there all overseas tech support that if its not in their script, they send to signature support
12:49 <@oddball> Nope.  They're not all overseas... there's a center in Knoxville.
12:49 <@oddball> I think one in Ohio as well.
12:50 <@Shadow404> yeah, i have to get lucky though, and i dont have 20 minutes a shot to play tech support roulette
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13:44 <@aestetix> http://money.cnn.com/2013/09/13/news/companies/united-free-fares/index.html?hpt=hp_t3
13:44 < GateKeeper> Title: United mistakenly offers free fares - Sep. 13, 2013 (at money.cnn.com)
13:44 <@aestetix> man I wish I'd seen that for phreaknic
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15:20 <@Shadow404> aestetix: entertain me and GO
15:28 <@aestetix> Shadow404: what is big and rhymes with venus
15:30 <@eryc> uranus
15:31 <@Shadow404> aestetix: tell me about your women's uranus
15:31 <@aestetix> I was going to say jesus
15:33 <@Shadow404> sure you were
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15:57 <@Shadow404> i love how people get all serious about their road biking hobby
15:57 <@Shadow404> they are such a general nuisance on busy public roads
15:58 <@Shadow404> and they always seem to choose rush hour as the optimum time to ride
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16:02 <@eryc> its illegal to ride on the sidewalk
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17:26 <@aestetix> rattle: once again, I'm impressed with Andrea: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-switch/wp/2013/09/13/pax-dickinson-is-the-tech-industrys-woman-problem/
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17:37 <@Shadow404> eryc: dont give a shit, just get out of my way
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19:51 <@Dagmar> Only one problem with her article.
19:51 <@Dagmar> The numbers don't back it up.
19:51 <@Dagmar> There is a shortage of women in tech because there is a shortage of women in tech..
19:51 <@Dagmar> They start disappearing in high school and don't repopulate in college
19:52 <@Dagmar> Acting as if it's all men's fault is deeply missing the point
19:56 <@Dagmar> We need a shift in society outside the tech industsry if we're going to make significant headway in changing that
20:15 <@Shadow404> why the fuck is it hard to get good phone support these days
20:22 <@Shadow404> i just love spending 10~15 min on hold only to hear the pickup and a quarter second later hang up
20:30 < RangerZ> Shadow404: hey... thats how I made a living for years
20:31 < RangerZ> but we were able to drink at work, and had strippers come and visit (unfortunately I was there for that one... a coworker's g/f worked at an adult club, and brought her friends one night, lol)
20:32 <@Shadow404> why unfortunate?
20:32 <@Shadow404> i mean the stripper part, not the phone support
20:33 < RangerZ> wasn't*
20:33 < RangerZ> ugh
20:33 < RangerZ> I've been working on this AI project since tue...
20:33 < RangerZ> haven't slept since wed night...
20:34 < RangerZ> though... thats the only job I ever burned the bridges on purpose when I left
20:34 < RangerZ> b/c I didn't want to ever allow myself to go back there
20:34 < RangerZ> forcing me to get my degree, and finish up my undergrad
20:36 < RangerZ> 7.50/hr with no real tech experience when min. wage was 5.15... wasn't too bad
20:36 < RangerZ> for cushy job, etc.... but when min wage became 7.25 and we didn't get raises... "lulz"
20:41 <@aestetix> yep
20:41 <@aestetix> those jobs really suck
20:43 < RangerZ> a friend went back for his 3rd time
20:44 < RangerZ> i vowed to not do that, so I just walked out, and wrote a letter, "take my pay and pay for a CMS" basically, lol
21:00 <@Shadow404> lawl
21:00 <@Shadow404> ive only burned one bridge and that was cbeyond
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21:14 <@aestetix> I have burned a few bridges :p
21:14 <@aestetix> All from little crap support jobs :p
21:30 < RangerZ> 90% on this edX project... i'm good, i can't work any more on this mother fucking AI project
21:42 < RangerZ> also... should have my masters at the end of this semester
22:43 <@Dagmar> DAMN!
22:44 <@Dagmar> Missed it...
22:44 <@Dagmar> http://www.wtvf.com/Global/story.asp?S=7840904
22:44 < GateKeeper> Title: Porn Airs Mistakenly On Cartoon Network - NewsChannel5.com | Nashville News, Weather & Sports (at www.wtvf.com)
22:44 <@Dagmar> "between 3 a.m. and 5 a.m."
22:44 <@Dagmar> This is not quite the same thing as "at 3 a.m. and had to change the channel"
22:45 < spaceB0x> lawl
22:45 < spaceB0x> imagine the shit hitting the fan at the TV studio
22:46 <@Dagmar> Oh it was Comcast that screwed up
22:46 < spaceB0x> haha even better
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