--- Log opened Wed Sep 04 00:00:55 2013
00:15 <@Bahhumbug> @weather hell
00:15 < GateKeeper> Bahhumbug: Weather for Hell, MI | Temperature: 57°F / 14°C; Humidity: 90%; Pressure: 30.04in / 101.7kPa; Conditions: Clear; Wind: Wsw, 5mph / 8kph; Updated: 21 mins, 21 secs ago | Forecast for Wednesday: Partly cloudy; High of 81°F / 27°C; Low of 52°F / 11°C | Forecast for Thursday: Partly cloudy; High of 70°F / 21°C; Low of 50°F / 10°C
00:25 < Evilpig_> "what's PCI5 and PCI6 supposed to mean? are thsoe fiber? <blank> told me those were always fiber but this is asking for copper to a switch
00:26 < Evilpig_> I just had to instruct the dumbshit to look at the _written documentation_ and even then he still didn't understand
00:26 < Evilpig_> I then proceeded to show him an actual server that has the pci slots numbered....  one slot that had a single port and one that had multiple ports.
00:26 < Evilpig_> I think he's still confused
00:38 <@aestetix> penis
00:38 < Evilpig_> NO!
00:38 < Evilpig_> No penis
01:38 < Evilpig_> alright I need some help.  anyone awake and sharp on sql?
01:42 < Evilpig_> SELECT COUNT(*) AS NumDevices,'>4' AS NumYears FROM Table WHERE (DATEDIFF(NOW(),MfgDate)/365)>4 and IF(MfgDate>'1970-01-01',MfgDate,InstallDate)>'1970-01-01'
01:42 < Evilpig_> WTF is this is mystery IF at the end?
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02:10 < RangerZ> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/23955379 such a shame... Ohio doesn't have to pay to keep that asshole alive anymore
02:10 < GateKeeper> Title: BBC News - Cleveland kidnapper Ariel Castro found hanged in cell (at www.bbc.co.uk)
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02:29 < Evilpig_> I don't get these IF statements.  I'm just gonna remove them  I swear
02:29 <@Corydon76-work> Evilpig_: it's basically saying that some records don't have mfg dates, so use install dates for those records
02:30 <@Corydon76-work> 1970-01-01 being the 0 date for the epoch
02:30 < Evilpig_> I get the epoch.  I just can't find that structure for an if documented anywhere
02:31 <@Corydon76-work> Oh, it's IF(cond,valueiftrue,valueiffalse)
02:31 < Evilpig_> thanks.  that is extremely helpful
02:32 < Evilpig_> Corydon76-work: is that a straight sql thing or mysql specific?
02:32 < Evilpig_> I've honestly never seen it before
02:33 <@Corydon76-work> It's MySQL only, or MySQL plus whatever it inherited from
02:33 < Evilpig_> okay.  then I need to work on removing these for standard sql anyway
02:33 <@Corydon76-work> Most databases use the CASE WHEN ... THEN ... ELSE ... END structure
02:34 < Evilpig_> that I have seen documented a few times
02:35 <@Corydon76-work> If you think about it, the CASE WHEN structure is far more versatile, even though it's a bit more tricky to pase
02:35 <@Corydon76-work> to parse
02:36 < Evilpig_> I think I can structure these in a way to make them legible
02:37 <@Corydon76-work> Looks like MySQL also supports CASE WHEN as of at least 5.0
02:37 < Evilpig_> if case when is straight sql then all sql servers shoudl parse it or at least attempt
02:37 <@Corydon76-work> Except, ugh, it uses "END CASE" as its terminator, instead of just "END"
02:37 < Evilpig_> trying to remove the quirky bits of mysql only stuff we have in opendcim still
02:39 <@Corydon76-work> It's still quirky
02:40 <@Corydon76-work> The one standard thing about SQL is that every database seems to have its own quirks
02:40 < Evilpig_> this is true
02:40 < Evilpig_> at least the quirks are generally only in highly specific scenarios
03:18 < Evilpig_> Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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06:28 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
06:29 < Evilpig_> no u
06:30 < Evilpig_> you saw my note about ssl right?
06:37 <@Dolemite> I did
06:37 <@Dolemite> I am going to have to read up on MySQL optimization this morning
06:38 <@Dolemite> It takes a several seconds here to pull up the pick list for setting any device connections
06:38 <@Dolemite> And when you're going in and documenting a patch panel, that adds up.  Pulls the entire ports table for every.  single.  connection.
06:38 <@Dolemite> I need to implement some sort of query caching if possible.
06:39 < Evilpig_> mysql has some native
06:39 < Evilpig_> do I haev it querying the connections on every port or only after you select a device?
06:39 <@Dolemite> yeah, I just have a stock, non-tuned installation here at the moment
06:40 <@Dolemite> Every port via your AJAX calls
06:40 < Evilpig_> every port on a device
06:40 <@Dolemite> yep
06:40 < Evilpig_> that's one sql call really
06:40 < Evilpig_> but yeah it can add up
06:41 < Evilpig_> how long did your port conversion take and did the progress meter work or wait til it was finished?
06:45 <@Dolemite> My db was in between 2.1 and 3.0, so I couldn't use the install.php script
06:46 <@Dolemite> But conversion.php would typically take about 70-90 seconds
07:00 <@Dolemite> Ugh.  I am seriously getting tired of these brain dead portal edits.  Someone has moved NCCS and Titan to other buildings.
07:01 <@Dolemite> So FYI, apparently that's the new, cool way to cheat.  Just move the portals.
07:03 <@Dolemite> Or hey, just go to your enemies favorite portal and submit it as invalid
07:04 <@Dolemite> Apparently there's nobody doing any sanity checks on this shit
07:13 < Evilpig_> I've ignored as much of the cheating fuckers around here that I can.  it got to the point of me wanting to run them down in the car because their laziness and stupidity were angering me that much
07:16 <@Dolemite> And of course, super-ops@google.com is no longer valid for submitting portal info, so who knows if the tirade I blasted off to them this morning will ever get read by a human.
07:18 <@Dolemite> Ok, with query_cache enabled it's taking 3 seconds from the time you click a port until you get the drop-downs for selecting the connected device.
07:18 <@Dolemite> It was more like 5 yesterday
07:18 <@Dolemite> but that's still pretty long
07:20 < Evilpig_> something else seems to be up
07:22 <@Dolemite> such as?
07:22 < Evilpig_> sec
07:24 < Evilpig_> hit f12 and watch the network traffic and can you pin point what part of the process is taking all the time?
07:24 < Evilpig_> it could be a client issue in parsing data
07:25 < Evilpig_> I've got 5 min you can do screen sharing with and we can look together and try to spot the cause if you want
07:27 <@Dolemite> k
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10:02 < RangerZ1> http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130903/11175824392/edward-snowden-receives-whistleblowing-award.shtml lol
10:03 < GateKeeper> Title: Edward Snowden Receives Whistleblowing Award | Techdirt (at www.techdirt.com)
10:06 < peacebyf1re> 16:49 <@mptank> SPENG NAB SQUAR NUTZ
10:06 < peacebyf1re> 16:51 <@mptank> WHOOOOOOOOOO lives in a rhined apple under the pee
10:06 < peacebyf1re> 16:51 <@mptank> SPONGE KNOB SQUARE NUTS
10:07 < peacebyf1re> derp
10:07 < peacebyf1re> mt
10:07 < peacebyf1re> https://www.zombiesrungame.com/
10:07 < peacebyf1re> There we go
10:07 < GateKeeper> Title: Zombies, Run! (at www.zombiesrungame.com)
10:10 < Evilpig_> derp indeed
10:12 < Evilpig_> I should put clothes back on and go get a haircut.  but I think i'll do that tomorrow
10:17 < frsilent> I'm not sure why you need clothes for that
10:18 < frsilent> "What? It's not like I'm here for an interview or something...I'm giving *you* money!"
10:22 < Evilpig_> it's a barber shop.  I'm pretty sure that would get my ass beat 
10:29 < Evilpig_> Dolemite: fixed that js problem
10:30 <@Dolemite> Evilpig_: Cool deal
10:30 <@Dolemite> I fixed the surplus page, too - didn't know if you'd seen that
10:31 <@Dolemite> Well I'm off to go get paid to eat fast food
10:32 <@Dolemite> Evilpig_: Oh, one other thing I haven't entered in, yet - apparently the icons for the SNMP switch status aren't the same on a Fruit Fucker Pad.
10:32 <@Dolemite> err = ^; up = house; down = infinity
10:32 < Evilpig_> lovely.  stupid ipad.  i'll have to test at work
10:33 <@Dolemite> later
10:37  * aestetix hugs Dolemite 
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11:46 <@Corydon76-work> http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2013/09/nsa-router-hacking/
11:46 < GateKeeper> Title: NSA Laughs at PCs, Prefers Hacking Routers and Switches | Threat Level | Wired.com (at www.wired.com)
12:01 < RangerZ1> Streaming right now, but I heard about it late (it's been running for about half an hour, but you can rewind and see the beginning).  They're usually pretty good at putting these things up for download after they're done.
12:01 < RangerZ1> http://channel9.msdn.com/
12:01 < RangerZ1> http://channel9.msdn.com/Events/GoingNative/2013/Opening-Keynote-Bjarne-Stroustrup
12:02 < GateKeeper> Title: Channel 9: Videos about the people building Microsoft Products Services (at channel9.msdn.com)
12:02 < GateKeeper> Title: Bjarne Stroustrup - The Essence of C: With Examples in C84, C98, C11, and C14 GoingNative 2013 Channel 9 (at channel9.msdn.com)
12:33 <@Dagmar> It's amazing how hard they're trying and failing at embrace-extend-destroy against C.
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12:52 <@aestetix> So, I was looking at it a bit
12:52 <@aestetix> If you're a healthy white dude in an at-will state, life kind of sucks employment wise
12:53 <@aestetix> Since minorities have so many ways to sue for discrimination
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13:06 < RangerZ1> 'ehh'
13:07 < RangerZ1> i'm from NE ohio, which has pretty much the exact same ratios of all religious/ethnic groups as the nation
13:07 < RangerZ1> and its not that bad
13:07 < RangerZ1> what made the economy suck was NAFTA/globalism/etc moving manf. out of the country
13:15 <@critch> aestetix: it only sucks if you are trying to compete for low end jobs. When I look around the workforce of my last several jobs, I see white men almost exclusively. A few women occasionally but almost all white men.
13:25 < peacebyf1re> We have 13 White American Males, 2 white American females, 1 White British Male, 1 Black Kenyan Male, and 1 Whiteish Mexican Male
13:26 < peacebyf1re> I think we're doing pretty well
13:26 < peacebyf1re> compared to other TN businesses
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13:39 <@aestetix> critch: I mean it's more baout employees being able to keep their jobs
13:39 <@aestetix> if you're a white dude, it's easy for an employer to fire you and replace you with another white dude
13:40 <@aestetix> it's harder to randomly fire a black gay guy
13:41 <@critch> aestetix: heh, if you are worth a damn, you don't get fired. You move on before they fire you, it is something else.
13:42 <@critch> aestetix: are you observing an issue where someone should be fired?
13:44 <@aestetix> critch: no, it doesn't apply to me
13:50 < RangerZ1> aestetix: the only time thats an issue is when the company it tiny, and has shitty rules/rules applicaiton
13:51 < RangerZ1> BBH (hotel networking company I used to work for) had 1 black girl and 1 black guy
13:52 < RangerZ1> the girl literally would sit in her chair after walking in... scratch her privates and....release a smell that made me gag when I walked by it once, and they didn't fire her, b/c they were afraid of her saying it was racial
13:52 <@aestetix> wait
13:52 <@aestetix> you mean she queefed? or that scratching her bush made a smell?
13:52 < RangerZ1> the black guy we found out he had 2 counts of pedophilia (under the age of 12) and they didn't fire him for lying b/c of the same reason
13:53 < RangerZ1> she didn't smell when she walked in (we had a LONG one row of banks) but she would gag people if they sat next to her
13:53 <@aestetix> maybe that was "perfume"?
13:53 < RangerZ1> and mind you... I have a horrible sense of smell b/c of allergies and sinus issues when I was a kid
13:54 < RangerZ1> no... someone saw her reach down and scratch... and then the smell started to spread
13:54 < RangerZ1> and even _I_ gagged
13:56 < RangerZ1> honestly... we even had the ONE other female who worked there talk to her about 'feminine hygiene' etc
14:28 <@aestetix> what kind of smell was it
14:28 <@aestetix> was it like dried period blood?
14:35 < RangerZ1> worst smell I've ever smelled was a horse cleaning kit that was in a self-storage for years... and baked
14:35 < RangerZ1> it was similar to that, smelled like death
14:35 < RangerZ1> like a coon (not meaning to be racist) died
14:36 < RangerZ1> ugh... i HATE installing MS VS
14:36 < RangerZ1> always ends up infecting the system, lol
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16:25 < Synx|hm> well my BS EET is failing me today
16:25 < Synx|hm> f'ing kids swing is not putting the power out to the motor
16:25 < Synx|hm> i've replaced the motor, pulled the transistor inline with the motor and check it
16:25 < Synx|hm> and now im guessing something else must be bad
16:26 < Synx|hm> there is an opamp before this transistor perhaps something has gone wrong at its input
16:32 < Synx|hm> god having to reverse engineer this f'ing thing is making me angry
16:34 <@aestetix> http://t.co/KjU8cmx57j
16:34 < GateKeeper> Title: DDI Piano Drop - YouTube (at t.co)
17:00 <@Dagmar> I know this is going to sound crazy, but...
17:00 <@Dagmar> You could always try just pushing the kid.
17:09 < Synx|hm> what!"!
17:09 < Synx|hm> crazy talk
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17:17 <@aestetix> vagina
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18:15 <@aestetix> https://www.facebook.com/jason.pontin/posts/10151556446365836?comment_id=27118424&offset=0&total_comments=81
18:15 < GateKeeper> Title: Comments (at www.facebook.com)
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22:52 <@Dagmar> Oh wow
22:52 <@Dagmar> I'
22:52 <@Dagmar> I'm going to have to keep my eyes peeled when I'm at Bongo
22:52 <@Dagmar> http://www.wtvf.com/story/23334175/lawyer-arrested-for-stalking-17-year-old-girl
22:52 < GateKeeper> Title: Lawyer Arrested For Stalking 17-Year-Old Girl - NewsChannel5.com | Nashville News, Weather & Sports (at www.wtvf.com)
22:52 <@Dagmar> Note: That's *also* the dude who filed the suit against Apple because his macbook let him download too much porno
22:54 < Evilpig_> the beauty of the american legal system you can sue anyone for anything
22:55 <@Dagmar> By the way, theres still a ton of L8 portals at Legislative Plaza if you're running low on loots
22:55 <@Dagmar> A few on the north side (nearest the capitol) featuring multis and heat sinks
22:56 <@Dickie> Evilpig_: That's not true.
22:56 <@Dagmar> We just kinda sat there for 30 minutes hackin them
22:56 <@Dickie> I'll see you in court.
22:57 < Evilpig_> Dagmar: this article is making my head hurt.
22:57 <@Dickie> As someone with a head, I find that offensive
22:57 <@Dagmar> Yeah, dude is clearly snorting a rich vein of crazy-ite
22:57 < Evilpig_> not even that.  the writer needs an editor
22:57 < Evilpig_> In June, Sevier was charged with stalking John Rich.
22:58 < Evilpig_> In June, Sevier was charged with stalking Rich. He was in a copyright dispute with the singer. Police reported that Sevier violated a restraining order by e-mailing Rich a photo wrapped in a flag with blood.
22:58 < Evilpig_> okay... if it was email .  what was wrapped in a flag and covered in blood?
22:58 <@Dagmar> The burrito.
23:00 < Evilpig_> Sevier was accused of sending Rich numerous emails. One included a photo in which Sevier was dressed in a flag and appeared to be covered in blood.
23:00 < Evilpig_> had I kept reading it was reiterated again with more detail
23:01 < Evilpig_> this should be printed out, given to an english teacher, graded, then sent back to the station along with an rfc
23:03 <@Bahhumbug> +1
23:14 <@Dagmar> Evilpig_ You seeing any shenanigans with campus connectivity tonight?
23:14 <@Dagmar> Nevermind, it's fucking Comcast
23:14 < Evilpig_> I'm at home
23:28 <@Dagmar> Damn Comcast is win tonight
23:28 <@Dagmar> I've been disconnected five times in the last ten minutes
23:29 <@Dagmar> The first hop outbound on the network (the .1) stops responding
23:38 <@Dagmar> Evilpig: So... after the farming I went and had dinner with Merl and his wife and that Linda chick
23:38 <@Dagmar> Apparently she and carsmart have been dating
23:38 <@Dagmar> The waiter clearly misread things and thought we were two couples.
23:39 <@Dagmar> I was like, "No wait... Hehe.  I got this."
23:39 <@Dagmar> I paid for Linda's dinner just because it'll hopefully drive carsmart batty.  :)
23:39 <@Dagmar> Sometimes, money *can* by happiness when it's just $15 to make someone crazy
23:39 <@Dagmar> hee hee hee
23:42 <@Dagmar> Evilpig: by the way... how he killed his phone is hilarious
23:42 <@Dagmar> He downloaded some shift GPS spoofing from "some site in China".
23:42 <@Dagmar> er shifty
23:43 <@Dagmar> Decided to test it out.  It started asking for a lot of new privs through SuperSU
23:43 <@Dagmar> He tried to uninstall it and it fought him.
23:43 <@Dagmar> hehe
23:45 <@aestetix> can someone explain why Yahoo has a new logo
23:46 < Evilpig_> lol
23:47 < Evilpig_> so this is where i'm staying next week. http://www.acehotel.com/newyork
23:47 < GateKeeper> Title: New York City Hotels | Ace Hotel (at www.acehotel.com)
23:59 <@Dagmar> Nifty
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