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00:13 < NotLarry> Seriously, I got a call "I've been to three McDonalds and I can't find what I am looking for, I will be a little late.  By the way, do we have anything we have to do tonight?"  fucking get here on time, that might be one thing you want to do!
00:13 < NotLarry> And yet, no one seems to see the harm in letting me have knitting needles at work.
00:20 < NotLarry> ok, so, 20 minutes late so far...
00:41 <@Bahhumbug> Would this be a particular houseplant?
01:15 < frsilent> lol
01:20 < Evilpig_> haha
01:20 < Evilpig_> Bahhumbug: that is indeed the houseplant
01:21 < Evilpig_> or should have I said "THE houseplant"
01:27 < frsilent> a) who goes to different mcdonalds looking for a specific item b) who admits that as their "excuse" c) who the fuck is that apathetic about their job
01:28 < Evilpig_> houseplant is a rare specimen of ....  oh fuck it.  Nigger.  Yes I said it.
01:28 < Evilpig_> 'the only thing he is missing, that I know of, to entirely fit the stereo type is multiple baby mommas and a welfare check
01:30 < Evilpig_> he knows he can't be fired in part due to his race.  he would literally have to come into work and shit on the manger's desk to even remotely stand a chance of getting fired
01:37 < frsilent> jeesh
01:41 <@Bahhumbug> He's getting away with it because he can; your "management" is the party completely at fault.
01:54 < Evilpig_> no argument on that point here
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02:48 < Evilpig_> aestetix_: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdyHJNMFziI#t=38
02:48 < GateKeeper> Title: Stargate - Tealc at the Vagina Monologues - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
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04:00 < aestetix_> vagina
04:13 < aestetix_> Evilpig_: couldn't you resolve that by making everyone clock in with a punch card?
04:13 < aestetix_> And show that he is consistently later than everyone else?
04:14 < aestetix_> And do a "test run" where the duration is however long it takes to get houseplant fired :p
04:15 < aestetix_> Kind of reminds me of this fat hispanic guy at one of my friend's old workplaces that she nicknamed "the panda"
04:15 < aestetix_> He was fat, really hairy, and smelled funny. Nobody could figure out what he actually did.
04:57 < RangerZ> thats one of the tricks of being in the army I hear, if you try to do your job well, and fuck up, you'll get ridden hard, but if you barely do it, but 'disappear' from your CO's field of view, then you won't get ridden hard (could have just been the slackers I knew from my undergrad, lol)
05:36 < Evilpig_> aestetix_: they can show that just from the access card logs on where he's come into the building
05:39 <@Bahhumbug> And yet no one thinks to correlate that against reported times on his time sheets?
05:39 <@Bahhumbug> You know, because... fraud.
05:45 < Evilpig_> That would end up in paperwork and having to hire another moron
05:45 < Evilpig_> plus then he'd have to answer for all past timesheets that he signed off on when there was fraud going on
06:43 < aestetix_> https://medium.com/p/55ddbfc75d3c
07:16 < aestetix_> hmm
07:16 < aestetix_> it's 8am, and I'm supposed to be on a panel today at 7pm
07:16 < aestetix_> good thing we have red bull
07:25 < aestetix_> penis
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12:04 < NotLarry> Evilpig_: ping
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13:45 < RangerZ> http://drinkupcolumbus.com/2013/08/30/16-bit-bar-arcade/ hmm that would be cool
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17:10 <@Catonic> oy
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20:31 <@Dagmar> Wait... is there a new Doctor Who tonight?
20:32 <@sasquatc4> just another special, the 8th doctor, theyve been going through each one individually
20:33 <@Dagmar> Ah I see now
20:33 <@Dagmar> THe 1996 movie
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23:26 < RangerZ> is there any software like Synergy?
23:27 < RangerZ> that isn't synergy?
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