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00:17 <@Dagmar> RangerZ: Bears come from Canvas as far as I know
00:18 <@Dagmar> At least, that's what one of my friends says who keeps trying to get me to go to 80's night there
00:18 <@Dagmar> That it's a "bear bar".
00:19 <@Dagmar> Being as I have sideburns and I don't want someone to get the wrong idea, I'll stick with occasionally going to Play
00:20  * Dagmar eyes dipex1, heavy with suspicion.
00:22 <@Dagmar> HOLY SHIT WE'RE SAVED!
00:22 <@Dagmar> http://yro.slashdot.org/story/13/08/11/2058235/microsoft-is-working-on-a-cloud-operating-system-for-the-us-government
00:22 < GateKeeper> Title: Microsoft Is Working On a Cloud Operating System For the US Government - Slashdot (at yro.slashdot.org)
00:22 <@Dagmar> If we can get the NSA using that we'll no longer have to worry about who the fuck they're spying on
00:22 <@wilpig> lol.  I read that earlier and chuckled at microsoft fighting to stay relevant
00:24 <@Dagmar> We *know* their shit does not scale
00:24 <@Dagmar> Antyhing the NSA stick into their products, it's only a matter of time before the entire thing melts down and sets them back years
00:25 <@Dagmar> I can't believe I've gone all weekend without a call about hte fucking IPAM
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00:26 <@Dagmar> HaS anyone watched this 'Antiviral' thing on Netflix?
00:27 <@wilpig> can't say I have
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00:31 <@Dagmar> I'm trying to watch it.
00:31 <@Dagmar> Basically trying to figure out if I *want* to watch the rest of it
00:31 <@Dagmar> It's already committed the cardinal sin of movies: I'm convinced everyone in it is a putz
00:32 <@Dagmar> If you read the description, you can probably figure out why
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00:34 <@wilpig> i'll look in a bit. elbow deep in some permissions
00:37 < aestetix_> ok wow
00:37 < aestetix_> http://i.imgur.com/TqSUMZq.jpg
00:37 < aestetix_> that is the most impressive scarfication I've seen in a while
00:38 < aestetix_> http://news.bme.com/2008/08/18/getting-shit-dunn/ turned out pretty though
00:40 <@Dagmar> Okay, they just did something I only expect to see in Japanese movies...
00:40 <@Dagmar> The guy is supposed to be operating some kind of viral reproductin system, and the controls?
00:40 <@Dagmar> It's a CD DJ mixer with 3-channel EQ
00:40 <@wilpig> lol
00:41 <@wilpig> well you gotta keep the beat while doing that
00:42 <@Dagmar> I've seen a TB303 used as an alarm system as well as a matter transporter control in Japanese movies
00:42 <@Dagmar> The 303 was probably worth more than the movie
00:58 <@Dagmar> Antiviral gets five more minutes before i bail on it
00:58 <@Dagmar> I am losing faith that there is a plot here I give a damn about
00:59 <@wilpig> lies.  you're this far in now you're just looking for stupid shit for fun
01:00 <@Dagmar> Something that isn't impossibly stupid might be happening
01:00 <@Dagmar> Mainly I think it's that the guy is just hallucinating from fever
01:01 <@Dagmar> It just went from First World Problems to Tetsuo: Iron man
01:02 < aestetix_> vagina
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01:18 <@Catonic> evenin', b1ch3z n h03z
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01:21 <@Dagmar> Okay, yeah that movie was especially shitty
01:22 <@Dagmar> I gave up and started watching Purification and it _clearly_ sucks but is less annoying to watch than the last movie
01:22 <@Catonic> last movie?
01:23 <@Dagmar> yes, 'Antiviral'
01:23 <@Catonic> Just got done re-watching Antitrust
01:24 <@Dagmar> Even the acting is bad in this movie and it's less annoying
01:25 <@Dagmar> Also, the typography is annoying
01:25 <@Dagmar> I just saw a forclosure notice printed in Zaph-Chancery
01:40 <@Catonic> ah
01:51 <@Corydon76-home> RangerZ1: Wilpig would miss if he tried kicking the creepiest furries in the balls, because the creepiest furries I know are women.
01:53 < RangerZ1> lol
01:53 < RangerZ1> yeah... me too actually
01:53 < RangerZ1> but thankfully the only 2 furries I know are 2 girls from 10 years ago, lol
01:54 < RangerZ1> well, other than wilpig on wed nights
02:11 <@Catonic> furries?
02:12 < RangerZ1>  http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-H-PwWsdBmcw/TyEsgJLDrfI/AAAAAAAAAG8/2IonZy8ystk/s400/furries2vz4.jpg
02:12 <@Catonic> I will not click.
02:12 < RangerZ1> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=furries
02:12 < GateKeeper> Title: Urban Dictionary: furries (at www.urbandictionary.com)
02:13 <@Catonic> n/m
02:13 < RangerZ1> In the simplest sense furries are fans of anthropromorphic animals. That is, animals with human like features or tendencies (Fox McCloud, Sonic the Hedgehog... etc)
02:13 < RangerZ1> "In the simplest sense furries are fans of anthropromorphic animals. That is, animals with human like features or tendencies (Fox McCloud, Sonic the Hedgehog... etc)"**
02:13 <@wilpig> furries are creepy.  furries that are bronies as well are just that much more creepy
02:14 <@Catonic> wilpig: I concur. Any woman who wants to redefine fucking to a more literal sense of that proffered in "Closer" by NIN...
02:16 <@Catonic> otoh... "When she said, 'Fuck me like an animal.', I don't think she meant like that."
02:16 <@Catonic> nah, most of the examples of that are male-hostile...
02:16 <@Catonic> and I'm not going to sit around and get my head bit off literally or figuratively.
02:18 <@Catonic> I'll say this about human beings... the OS has a lot of overhead and bloat.
02:24 <@Catonic> well, that was a complete waste of time.
02:28 <@Catonic> anyone running pF?
02:30 <@Catonic> n/m
02:51 <@Catonic> jesus christ
02:51 <@Catonic> that was dumb. spelt w.a.r.e. dumb.
02:55  * Catonic goes afk
03:07 < RangerZ1> a notlarry pickupline if I ever heard one http://roflhit.com/id-1194.html
03:07 < GateKeeper> Title: Rofl Hit - Pickup Lines (at roflhit.com)
05:50 <@Catonic> lol
05:51 <@Catonic> Wonder when Synx pops in
05:53 <@wilpig> head pounding.  time to let this shit wait til dolemite can test through it and find what i've missed
05:53 <@wilpig> i'm sure there's plenty
05:57 <@Catonic> wilpig: word
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06:29 <@Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
06:31 <@wilpig> ugh.  it's you
06:32 <@Dolemite> Yeah, yeah, just like that rash, I keep showing up
06:32 <@wilpig> I got the network and power connections all worked out last night
06:32 <@wilpig> if you don't have rights to modify a port you don't even get the option.  should make it al ittle more clear
06:33 <@Dolemite> very nice
06:33 <@wilpig> it was a pita indeed
06:37 <@Dolemite> Interesting opening for Breaking Bad
06:37 <@wilpig> wasn't bad
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06:41 <@Bahhumbug> No spoilers!
06:41 <@wilpig> Walt makes meth and his brother in law is a cop
06:41 <@Bahhumbug> :/
06:41 <@Dolemite> When we last left Hank he was sitting on the toilet
06:41 <@Dolemite> SPOILER:  He dropped a deuce
06:42 <@Dolemite> And it stank up the place like a meth factory
06:42 <@Bahhumbug> After last seasons finale I'm sure he did more than just drop a duece.
06:43 <@Bahhumbug> deuce, whatever.
06:44 <@wilpig> he used a page from the book on the toilet to wipe with and got a horrible paper cut that got infected and put him back in the hospital
06:44 <@wilpig> he's hired sal to sue them for being cheap fucks and not having any real TP around
06:44 <@Dolemite> Which ended up in an asshole amputation
06:50 <@wilpig> btw Dolemite, is hank on the discussion list?  I answered him again last night but that's gonna be the last time
06:51 <@Dolemite> I don't think so.  The next email I get from him will be deflected there.  And the wiki.
06:51 <@wilpig> I was gonna send him to the wiki last night but it sorely needs updating.
06:52 <@Dolemite> Damn, you touched pretty much every file
06:52 <@wilpig> again
06:53 <@wilpig>  OMGWTFBBQ Yeah I touched just about everything while working on the rights overhaul  @f4da87d
07:22 < aestetix_> vagina
07:22 < aestetix_> also
07:22  * aestetix_ hugs Dolemite 
07:25 <@wilpig> woot needs to fire some people and get the good deals back.  https://www.woot.com/offers/onkyo-7-2-receiver-w-bluetooth-wi-fi-1  <-- that isn't bad and does analog to hdmi upscaling.  but still not that great
07:25 < GateKeeper> Title: Onkyo 7.2 Receiver w/ Bluetooth & Wi-Fi (at www.woot.com)
07:25 <@brimstone> woot's gone down hill since amazon bought them
07:26 <@wilpig> http://us.onkyo.com/Products/model.php?m=HT-RC560&class=Receiver&source=prodClass
07:26 < GateKeeper> Title: Onkyo USA | HT-RC560 (at us.onkyo.com)
07:26 <@brimstone> i think woot got too greedy with their offers/kids/wine/ducks/whatever sections
07:27 <@wilpig> agreed
07:27 <@wilpig> $50 difference on that price and i'd jump on it
07:28 <@Dolemite> I've never seen anything on woot that I'd consider a fantastic deal
07:28  * wilpig is headed home
07:28 <@Dolemite> later
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09:08 <@wilpig> NSFW http://www.vevo.com/watch/robin-thicke/blurred-lines-unrated-version/USUV71300526   I could watch that just about all day.
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09:11 < GateKeeper> Title: Blurred Lines (Unrated Version) - Robin Thicke ft. Pharrell Williams & T.I. (at www.vevo.com)
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10:47 <@Evilpig> damn segfault
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10:53 <@Dolemite> Evilpig: Wow, I'd never seen pr0n cause a segfault before.  Must be really kinky stuff.
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14:11 <@Dagmar> RangerZ: You should seriously start checkin Craigslist under the by-owner section for motorcycles (yes, that's where they file the scooters at).  I've seen like six in the last week that were under $1,000
14:12 <@Dagmar> Like, this one for $950 doesn't seem too bad http://nashville.craigslist.org/mcy/3997154067.html
14:12 < GateKeeper> Title: "Superbad Scooter" 2010 Flysccooter Hero (at nashville.craigslist.org)
14:12 <@Dagmar> Dude's out of his goddamn mind paying that much for a muffler, but at least few people will have to listen to the 50cc engine
14:13 <@Dagmar> Buddy is okay.  Roketa is sort of meh.  "Peace Sports" is a stay away from.
14:13 <@oddball> Technically 50cc, but modded to be 70cc?  How is that technically?
14:14 <@Dagmar> oddball: He's in denial about how the regulations actually wokr
14:14 <@Dagmar> If you big bore the cylinder, it's not like the cops are likely to notice, but they WILL probably have some questions if they pop you for doing 55mph in a 35mph zone on a 50cc bike that normally couldn't do 55mph if it were fired out of a cannon
14:15 <@oddball> right
14:31 <@Dagmar> As far as I know (and I could readily be wrong) about the only major issue would be riding a 50cc that has been modified to be larger displacment and not getting tags for it
14:31 <@Dagmar> Tags may be problematic if the thing isn't already titled and has an MSO and so on
14:32 <@Dagmar> ...but the law is at least pretty clear about above 50cc needing a licence plate
14:32 <@Dagmar> Anything is going to require insurance and a helmet and/or goggles
14:33 <@Dagmar> With a licence plate the cops are also slghtly more likely to give a damn if some wanker runs off with it
14:33 <@Dagmar> ...although frankly I suspect the dude is being optimistic about the bike's top speed.
14:33 <@Dagmar> My four-stroke 124.5cc is going pretty hard at 55mph.
14:34 <@Dagmar> For a 70cc to do that speed would have to mean it's de-restricted and I wouldn't expect it to survive extended rides at that speed.  45mph for awhile probably woudln't kill it.  Maybe
14:47 <@oddball> Of course, the rider might weigh 90lbs.
14:55 <@Dagmar> No one ever changes the CVT
14:56 <@Dagmar> That one little cylinder isn't going to tolerate being beaten up like that for extended periods of time
14:59 <@critch> Dagmar: did you notice it was a 2stroke motor?
14:59 <@critch> Thought it was odd that it was 6.9:1 compression.
15:02 <@Dagmar> critch: I have never seen a 50cc 4-stroke so I am just assuming it's a 2-stroke
15:02  * Dagmar glares in Mirage's general direciton
15:03 <@critch> I'm thinking you would have a hard time tagging a 2 stroke due to epa
15:03 <@Dagmar> nah I've seen 50cc's with tags on them
15:03 <@Dagmar> ...and it's not like we have to do emissions testing
15:05 <@critch> read the very last part of the Other section. http://www.apriliausa.com/en-US/Model/21099/SR+50/Technical.aspx
15:05 < GateKeeper> Title: Aprilia (at www.apriliausa.com)
15:06 <@Dagmar> What about it?
15:06 <@critch>  Electronic Control Unit 8 Hz clock speed, 22 pin.
15:06 <@Dagmar> Yes, so?  I'm pretty sure that's no longer the case with this one.
15:07 <@critch> I just thought 8 Hz was pretty slow for a Control Unit
15:07 <@Dagmar> It's a rinky-dink 49cc engine under normal circumstances
15:07 <@Dagmar> They don't make them to go more than about 35mph and they've all got restrictors on them
15:08 <@critch> how many clock cycles to do a look up?
15:08 <@critch> That one is fuel injected. So you need a PWM for the fuel injector
15:10 <@Dagmar> If the dude spent $400 on a fucking fancy-ass muffler there's no doubt in my mind he replaced the ECU
15:11 <@critch> Here is a 4 stroke 50. Note the page is for a 50 and a 125 model, http://www.apriliausa.com/en-US/Model/21170/SPORTCITY+50+-+125/Technical.aspx
15:11 < GateKeeper> Title: Aprilia (at www.apriliausa.com)
15:12 <@Dagmar> Perhaps you're unaware that I basically don't give two craps how much of a fuckup the guy might have turned that bike into
15:12 <@Dagmar> I wouldn't expect it to last three years with the rubber nipples taken off the engine, so to speak
15:13 <@Dagmar> It is, however, cheap, and just one of many
15:13 <@Dagmar> I am half-considering buying a newer Kymco Agility just because it seems they've decided they like the larger tires and the latest model has even larger ones than mine by the look of it
15:14 <@Dagmar> Having been on a 50cc Vespa and a viet-bike with even smaller tires on it, my answer is firmly YES MORE TIRES PLZ
15:16 <@Dagmar> Okay fuck this listserv stuff
15:16 <@Dagmar> I'm just going to assume there's probably a cron job that will populate things at midnight
15:21 <@critch> feeling like I am back around 2000, compileing kernel modules today took from 11:30 to 3
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15:44 <@Mirage> Dagmar: what abotu listserv?
15:49 < aestetix_> penis
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16:54 < RangerZ1> Dagmar: yeah, I'm not looking to get one immediately, I was thinking maybe sometime in the next year, depending on finances etc.
16:57 < RangerZ1> grad student = poor, lol
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19:10 < notlarry> So, watching for http://news.techeye.net/security/apple-patents-tech-to-let-cops-switch-off-iphone-video-camera-and-wi-fi we can identify "covert" activities?
19:10 < GateKeeper> Title: Apple patents tech to let cops switch off iPhone video, camera and wi-fi - So they can pummel with impunity | TechEye (at news.techeye.net)
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20:09 < RangerZ1> http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/aug/12/eric-holder-prison-reform-mandatory-minimums
20:09 < GateKeeper> Title: Eric Holder calls for criminal justice reforms aimed at easing drug sentences | World news | theguardian.com (at www.theguardian.com)
20:09 <@Dagmar> That is just _freaky_
20:10 < RangerZ1> yeah, but i'm all for it
20:14 <@Dagmar> Same here, but it feels like a trick
20:17 < RangerZ1> basically "they" have realized that we cant AFFORD to imprison as many people as we do
20:17 < RangerZ1> and "they" also know it is a political 3rd rail, so they are making slow adjustments to it, and by 'they' I mean politically educated elites
20:18 < RangerZ1> I've never been a fan of either 1) zero tolerance 2) minimum sentencing
20:26 <@Dagmar> Damn it needs to go ahead and rain
20:31 < RangerZ1> yeah... TN humidity is horrible
20:31 < RangerZ1> the one night I walked outside and literally stumbled b/c the humidity was so high
20:31 <@Dagmar> I would swear it was 109% if it wasn't impossible
20:40 < RangerZ1> 20+ degree temp difference with 50% humidity change in a split second was a 'wtfbbq' moment
20:42 <@Dagmar> Cops outside are not happy
20:42 <@Dagmar> Someone called them about a person walking her out of control dogs
20:42 <@Dagmar> Somehow, this guy finds a couple of 8 pound terriers worrisome
20:43 <@Dagmar> On leashes, no less.
20:43 < RangerZ1> ohh... yeah...
20:43 < RangerZ1> lethal threats there
20:44 <@Dagmar> "They looked bigger" he said
20:44 <@Dagmar> If you stacked one atop the other it would still be hard for them to be menacing
20:45 <@Dagmar> They're sort of poorly socialized because they bark like mad, but I can walk right up and pet 'em
20:45 <@Dagmar> They don't even recognize me until I'm petting them, which is hilarious
20:45 <@Dagmar> THey're just "OMG OMG A MAN IN BLACK OMG OMG"
20:45 <@Dagmar> Then suddenly it's all heyIrememberyoupetmepetmepetmepetme
20:46 < RangerZ1> yeah
20:46 <@Dagmar> You're in grave danger around those two, if you're a dog biscuit
20:51 <@Bahhumbug> heh
21:13 < aestetix_> time to go poop
21:23 < RangerZ1> aestetix_: you took that twitter trait too far, bringing it to irc
21:33 <@Evilpig> aestetix_: we're gonna need a classification on the bristol scale when you're done, plus a description of the odor
21:59 <@Dagmar> Okay, this is NOT fucking funny
21:59 < RangerZ1> so Corydon76-home whats your take on the Olympics in Russia with its new anti gay laws?
21:59 <@Dagmar> Goddamnit
21:59 < RangerZ1> Dagmar: ?
22:00 <@Dagmar> The fucking idiot who manages our ESX shit has managed to fuck things up again so that I can't see the fucking console on the webserver I need to drop to goddamn single fucking user mode
22:00 <@Dagmar> fuckfuckfuck
22:00 <@Dagmar> This shit will not be tolerated.
22:01 <@Dagmar> Wait... nevermind.  It was in some idiotic mode
22:01 <@Dagmar> ffs
22:02 <@Dagmar> I'm still going to jump his shit later this week about why the fuck can't I even allocate storage
22:02 <@Dagmar> If I disconnect a NIC from a VLAN, I can't even reconnect it because I can't see any of the goddamn things, so basically I can't roll out a server in the production environment OR the test environemnt
22:02 <@Dagmar> Good thing for him vSphere was just showing me the wrong display
22:03 <@Dagmar> If he doesn't fix it this week tho, I'm going to be a **DICK** about it
22:04 <@Dagmar> I will order an upgradaable box and install goddamn RHEL and libvirt on it
22:04 <@Dagmar> ...and just put it in my fucking sube
22:04 <@Dagmar> er cube
22:05 <@Evilpig> heh
22:06 <@Dagmar> I have no problem making the statement that it's easier to just order the shit and built it myself than to wait for his lazy ass to unfuxor the permissions in the thing he's supposed to be an expert on
22:07 < aestetix_> RangerZ1: what twitter trait?
22:07 < RangerZ1> telling us when you crap
22:07 < aestetix_> ..... you follow people who twitter when they take a shit?
22:08 < RangerZ1> no, but that was connotative definition of twitter for a lot of people when it came out
22:08 < RangerZ1> b/c a lot of people were
22:09 < aestetix_> oh haha
22:12 <@Corydon76-home> RangerZ1: my take is that they're ordered up a shitstorm which is likely only to be resolved with a lot of bullets to the rear of the heads of a few politicians
22:13 < RangerZ1> with KGB actually running the country... :/
22:13 <@Corydon76-home> Once you tell people that they have nothing to live for, those who can't escape to greener pastures will take out as many as they can with them
22:14 <@Corydon76-home> This bullshit about police not enforcing laws should wind up with a few neo-Nazis shot by gay kids
22:15 <@Dagmar> Fuck you redhat... just... fuck you... https://bugzilla.redhat.com/show_bug.cgi?id=187010
22:15 < GateKeeper> Title: Bug 187010 Cannot umount /usr in single user mode; file mapped by bash (at bugzilla.redhat.com)
22:15 < aestetix_> You know
22:15 < aestetix_> I'm gonna be interested to see what the result of Eric Holder's drug statements are
22:16 < aestetix_> All I can guess is there is some crazy drama going on internally this is part of
22:22 <@Dagmar> Yeah it's like suddenly the CCA lobbyists' money won't spend or something
22:22 <@Dagmar> There's big money in minor drug offenders
22:23 <@Dagmar> My guess is that the incident with that judge getting a nice long sentence for basically press-ganging juveniles triggered another investigation
22:23 <@Dagmar> Also, we have more people in jails than anywhere else in the world
22:25 <@Dagmar> Goddamnit they're 4k blocks after all
22:25 <@Dagmar> *sigh*
22:25 <@Dagmar> Well, at least I wasn't expecting 4k and got 1k blocks.  that would be bad.
22:28 <@Dagmar> ...at least I can divide by 4 without needing adult intervention.
22:29 <@Dagmar> Good thing I love waiting on e2fsck
22:29 <@Dagmar> As long as it remains silent, I am not fucked.
22:33 <@Dagmar> Run for your life: https://github.com/philipl/pifs
22:33 <@Dagmar> THis is not a drill
22:34 <@Dagmar> Actually, if all possible files are in pifs, then we're all seriously fucked.
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22:45 < RangerZ1> Dagmar: its mathematically sound
22:45 < RangerZ1> but computationally infeasible
22:45 < RangerZ1> he's trolling hard there
22:46 < RangerZ1> its like the "a 1000 monkeys could randomly end up with shakespeare eventually"
22:46 < RangerZ1> type of thing
22:46 < RangerZ1> we know pi up to like 1^10^1000000 digits or something silly, and thats probably not enough to store even a 1mb file
22:55 <@Dagmar> Fuck it I'm running e2fsck again
22:55 <@Dagmar> I do NOT like it when shit hollers about possible data loss
22:55 <@Dagmar> THe filesystem is already small enough
22:55 <@Dagmar> ...but if this fucked it up I'll just reformat the fucker and untar the backup onto it
22:57 <@Dagmar> RangerZ1: But... no data means no data loss
22:57 <@Dagmar> it also technically means the thing has a massive pile of porno in it somewhere
22:57 < RangerZ1> "yeah"
22:57 <@Dagmar> ...including that sketchy German stuff
22:57 < RangerZ1> or wilbur's midget porn
22:59 <@Dagmar> Well, shit
22:59 <@Dagmar> THe filesystem is 2% smaller than it should be for some reason
22:59 <@Dagmar> Fuck it.  Close enough
23:00 <@Dagmar> Shit like this is why if I could go back in time, I wouldn't kill Hitler
23:01 <@Dagmar> I would use that to do something worthwhile, like murder every fucking english major who insisted a Megabyte is 1000 bytes
23:03 < RangerZ1> my understanding was that it was the networking guys, who caused that problem
23:03 < RangerZ1> not english majors.. but ehh
23:03 <@Dagmar> No, it was the people bitching about disk sizes being misrepresented
23:03 <@Dagmar> ...and the fucking drive manufs ate it up because it meant they could say their drives were a slightly larger number
23:03 <@Dagmar> They should die
23:06 <@Dagmar> What pisses me off is that I explicity set the filesystem size by _4k blocks_S
23:06 <@Dagmar> They should goddamn match
23:06 <@Dagmar> Something freakin' strange in the journaling I bit
23:06 <@Dagmar> er bet
23:07 <@Dagmar> We really should build a time machine and go back with guns and explain carefully that this shit will fuck up sysadmins for the next 25 years and anyone who still wants to go through with it is going to be eating a bullet for the good of computer science
23:17 <@Dagmar> Ingress 1.33.0 available.  Haxor portal via long-press now
23:18 < notlarry> Evilpig: you there?
23:48 < RangerZ1> http://www.biglots.com/p/c/electronics-1/polaroid-7-android-41-tablet-with-case-and-keyboard
23:48 < GateKeeper> Title: View Polaroid 7" Android 4.1 Tablet with Case and Keyboard Deals at Big Lots (at www.biglots.com)
23:49 < RangerZ1> hmm case and keyboard might be worth me buying it and giving away the cheap tablet as a gift, lol
23:50 < RangerZ1> hmm... maybe not, looks like bluetooth keybaord& cases are a lot cheaper than I thought, but might be a good idea for a kids tablet, etc
23:51 < RangerZ1> also, for any jRPG fans out there, Tales of Xillia is really good
23:55 <@Evilpig> notlarry: I am now
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