2013-06-16T03:54:32 question in my inbox "Why the hell am I always under brute force log in attacks?" answer: 'Welcome to the internet' 2013-06-16T03:57:28 frsilent: http://stackoverflow.com/questions/1522976/how-to-write-the-mysql-binary-log-position-of-master-when-doing-a-mysqldump-from 2013-06-16T03:57:29 Title: How to write the Mysql binary log position of master when doing a mysqldump from slave? - Stack Overflow (at stackoverflow.com) 2013-06-16T03:57:37 frsilent: that's close-ish, I'm seeing if there's a better way. 2013-06-16T03:59:21 wtf? lol? /* WARNING: This script is protected. Any attempt to reverse engineer, debug or decode this file or its dependent files is strictly prohibited */ 2013-06-16T03:59:36 for god's sake if it isn't working DO NOT ATTEMPT TO DEBUG! 2013-06-16T04:00:01 and it's obfuscated to hell and back. 2013-06-16T04:03:13 uhhh 2013-06-16T04:05:08 yeah I saw that line and you know damn well what i'm doing 2013-06-16T04:05:21 lol 2013-06-16T04:09:18 http://tvtechdata.net/pig.php 2013-06-16T04:09:23 so the first decode shows us 2013-06-16T04:10:12 Sigh, that came very close to making me throw up. 2013-06-16T04:10:18 as it shoudl have 2013-06-16T04:10:28 eval(base64_decode($codelock_lock)) 2013-06-16T04:10:33 that was near the end of the file 2013-06-16T04:10:40 before another encoded block 2013-06-16T04:10:43 ugh 2013-06-16T04:10:44 wtf 2013-06-16T04:11:02 this person fucking needs shot 2013-06-16T04:11:20 basically dude took his shit, cleared the whitespace, then base64 encoded it, and ran the entire mess through eval and wonders why it kills servers 2013-06-16T04:11:50 RangerZ: You're far too kind. I suggest feet first in a wood chipper. 2013-06-16T04:12:01 which is funny...b/c PHP ....HAS... an encryption scheme for file obscuring 2013-06-16T04:12:14 you just have to load a module into zend... and well... PAY for that 2013-06-16T04:12:50 let's look at the second block of duh huh shall we. it might just be nonsense 2013-06-16T04:13:23 Bahhumbug: i just didn't want to waste my time with them. 2013-06-16T04:13:45 Prolonging the suffering isn't really a waste of time. 2013-06-16T04:14:13 true.... 2013-06-16T04:14:22 maybe its just me being lazy 2013-06-16T04:14:31 Or being a softy. 2013-06-16T04:14:33 it's encoded with something else 2013-06-16T04:14:36 Let's go with lazy :) 2013-06-16T04:14:39 now if we recorded it and posted it online... as a warning to others 2013-06-16T04:14:46 THEN i'm all for woodchipper 2013-06-16T04:14:53 or acid drip onto the libs first 2013-06-16T04:14:55 People don't learn. 2013-06-16T04:15:12 If they did they wouldn't be writing in php in the first place. 2013-06-16T04:15:17 * Bahhumbug ducks and covers 2013-06-16T04:16:08 Hahahahahaha - bug in journald causing 100% cpu spin in f19 and f20. 2013-06-16T04:16:14 php is a nice language... if you know what you are doing, the problem is... it needs a new version which has a real API guru design it 2013-06-16T04:16:14 Where's my quote.... 2013-06-16T04:16:41 wait 2013-06-16T04:16:47 is their code actually obsfucated 2013-06-16T04:16:51 or just base64 encoded 2013-06-16T04:16:52 "Yeah, but I don't do hacks like that." 2013-06-16T04:16:52 2013-06-16T04:16:52 -- Lennart Poettering, fedora-devel mailing list, June 10th, 2013 2013-06-16T04:17:20 oh nevermidn 2013-06-16T04:17:21 ugh 2013-06-16T04:17:38 php has just grown too broad, and has too many CISC like issues, it needs to move towards RISC like APIs that are simplified and more logically designed 2013-06-16T04:17:49 RangerZ: Yeah... no. 2013-06-16T04:17:51 I don't buy it. 2013-06-16T04:17:53 At all. 2013-06-16T04:18:07 actually the problem with PHP is that it is too easy to learn 2013-06-16T04:18:13 so script kiddies think they can do it 2013-06-16T04:18:14 aestetix: just base64 2013-06-16T04:18:29 and they go out and make bad code 2013-06-16T04:18:30 the second block appears to have something else done to it. i'll let you know when I looka t the other files 2013-06-16T04:18:39 * Evilpig_ punches RangerZ 2013-06-16T04:18:44 I make bad code motherfucker 2013-06-16T04:18:58 i know you do 2013-06-16T04:19:01 lol 2013-06-16T04:21:58 http://www.password-sentry.com/ vent your rage! 2013-06-16T04:21:59 Title: Home :: Password Sentry (at www.password-sentry.com) 2013-06-16T04:23:12 The language itself leaves everything to be desired. 2013-06-16T04:23:12 http://me.veekun.com/blog/2012/04/09/php-a-fractal-of-bad-design/ 2013-06-16T04:23:13 Title: PHP: a fractal of bad design - fuzzy notepad (at me.veekun.com) 2013-06-16T04:23:57 Bahhumbug: i agree, it needs a rewrite, no doubt what soever 2013-06-16T04:24:12 http://me.veekun.com/blog/2012/04/09/php-a-fractal-of-bad-design/#operators this in particular boggles the mind. 2013-06-16T04:24:13 Title: PHP: a fractal of bad design - fuzzy notepad (at me.veekun.com) 2013-06-16T04:24:45 yep 2013-06-16T04:25:01 honestly, C/C++/Java/etc pretty much have it right 2013-06-16T04:25:06 I still use php myself on occasion, but I must shower everytime I do; it tends to leave a layer of filth behind. 2013-06-16T04:25:15 the ',' is FUCKING USELESS 2013-06-16T04:25:20 but thats why java got rid of it 2013-06-16T04:25:35 Yeah... I have no love at all for java. 2013-06-16T04:25:47 honestly i think java is a very well written language, the problem was sun 2013-06-16T04:25:50 and now oracle 2013-06-16T04:25:52 and 'reflection' 2013-06-16T04:25:52 It, and Gossling, should be taken out back and shot. 2013-06-16T04:26:04 It has never done what it was claimed to do. 2013-06-16T04:26:14 It was supposed to be fully, 100%, sandboxed. 2013-06-16T04:26:35 And since it's not you get the round of security fuckups that its seen for the past couple of years. 2013-06-16T04:26:48 pretty much 2013-06-16T04:26:51 Oracle's approach to patches should be criminal. 2013-06-16T04:27:01 Oracle issues patches? 2013-06-16T04:27:06 The ONLY way to 'secure' it is to fucking remove it. 2013-06-16T04:27:13 I thought they just bought companies and let the software stagnate. 2013-06-16T04:27:18 the idea of java applets on websites is actually a really useful idea, and SHOULD be great, but it is a security nightmare... so everyone has them turned off 2013-06-16T04:27:24 They do when the government tells them to because _their_ shit is vulnerable. 2013-06-16T04:27:42 Sadly, not everybody. 2013-06-16T04:27:57 The whole thing is a clusterfuck. 2013-06-16T04:27:58 yeah :/ 2013-06-16T04:28:11 Sorry to rant, but this is something that gets under my skin. 2013-06-16T04:28:16 but i wasn't regarding the 'implementation' i meant the language design 2013-06-16T04:28:25 Yeah, that's true. 2013-06-16T04:28:26 from language design, its really good 2013-06-16T04:28:30 And that's a big distinction. 2013-06-16T04:28:49 I still want to punch Gossling in the nuts, though :) 2013-06-16T04:29:04 thats why c# took all the lessons from java and put them ontop of basically C++ to be interpreted 2013-06-16T04:29:06 so 2013-06-16T04:29:14 I imagine Decius is going to have quite a bit to rant about this year at PhreakNIC 2013-06-16T04:29:17 so vagina ? 2013-06-16T04:29:31 he reserved a 4hr block of talks 2013-06-16T04:29:38 http://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/us-surveillance-architecture-includes-collection-of-revealing-internet-phone-metadata/2013/06/15/e9bf004a-d511-11e2-b05f-3ea3f0e7bb5a_story.html 2013-06-16T04:29:38 LOL ;) 2013-06-16T04:29:38 Title: U.S. surveillance architecture includes collection of revealing Internet, phone metadata - The Washington Post (at www.washingtonpost.com) 2013-06-16T04:30:27 everyone in this channel knew we were being tracked, and it was going into a gov't server somewhere 2013-06-16T04:30:32 we just had no proof, lol 2013-06-16T04:30:35 yep 2013-06-16T04:30:38 I have to say 2013-06-16T04:30:53 Somethings don't require proof. 2013-06-16T04:30:59 The legal tricks they are using to evade being "caught" are making the legal tricks from the Nixon era look like child's play 2013-06-16T04:31:06 to convince non techies it does 2013-06-16T04:31:13 They won't learn. 2013-06-16T04:31:25 ehh 2013-06-16T04:31:25 You don't need to teach anyone what it is. 2013-06-16T04:31:30 Peope are sheep 2013-06-16T04:31:32 You just need to show them how it hurts them 2013-06-16T04:31:48 decius might be hiding in tokyo by the time phreaknic comes around 2013-06-16T04:31:49 Sorry, I'm jaded. I don't believe there is hope to educate the masses. 2013-06-16T04:31:57 Bahhumbug: like I just said 2013-06-16T04:32:09 i don't agree with that, i've taught people how to do basic security on android apps, know what permissions do, and only install apps that have 'reasonable' permission sets, etc 2013-06-16T04:32:20 Showingf them how it hurts is education. People don't learn. 2013-06-16T04:32:43 yeah Bahhumbug never learned anything at all ever 2013-06-16T04:32:43 I don't mean teaching them. I mean showing them by experience. 2013-06-16T04:32:44 ;) 2013-06-16T04:32:46 this guy's code... god. 2013-06-16T04:32:53 I hate this guy already 2013-06-16T04:32:54 Evilpig_: even more fun coming up? 2013-06-16T04:32:57 Nope. I'm still the same idiot I was 30 years ago. 2013-06-16T04:33:10 Let me put it this way. 2013-06-16T04:33:12 if(blah blah){do stuff here;}else{} 2013-06-16T04:33:21 there are so many empty elses 2013-06-16T04:33:23 People *might* listen if you teach them the ins and outs of gun safety. 2013-06-16T04:33:30 They will *definitely* listen if you shoot at them. 2013-06-16T04:33:42 Only if you miss :) 2013-06-16T04:33:46 and james comey being nominated for head of FBI is HUGE 2013-06-16T04:33:47 haha 2013-06-16T04:33:51 good sign 2013-06-16T04:34:01 he's the guy who said no to bush about all this shit years ago 2013-06-16T04:34:02 My point remains. 2013-06-16T04:34:03 I can't say the name is familiar to me. 2013-06-16T04:34:21 I live under a partial rock, so it's not surprising. 2013-06-16T04:34:29 HOLY FUCKSHIT! 2013-06-16T04:34:43 he's got another base64 encode buried in the already encoded base64 2013-06-16T04:34:44 he did fucking movie plotline shit to stop bush from getting legal authorization to just straight up wiretap everyone in the US in 2004 2013-06-16T04:35:10 Interesting. 2013-06-16T04:35:22 Do you know if Bush taped all his white house conversations like Nixon did? 2013-06-16T04:35:56 he was in front of a committe meeting on cSPAN years ago like 2009, and was fucking epic to watch... b/c he kept on saying "i can't talk about what the program was" but bush wanted it, and we said it was illegal" 2013-06-16T04:36:14 I'd be really interested to hear what he was saying in the white house on september 12, 2001 2013-06-16T04:36:37 aestetix: just read their books 2013-06-16T04:36:39 they admit to it 2013-06-16T04:36:43 Heh. 2013-06-16T04:36:50 I have a copy of the 9/11 report, haven't read it yet though. 2013-06-16T04:36:51 neocons's don't believe they are in the wrong 2013-06-16T04:36:52 Are the recorders sensitive enough to pick up crying into his teddy bear? 2013-06-16T04:37:05 so they fully admit to what they said and the reasons behind it 2013-06-16T04:37:11 Do you think Bush was freaking out and did this because he didn't know any better, or it was premeditated? 2013-06-16T04:37:13 they just said "we did the best we could" 2013-06-16T04:37:21 RangerZ: which books? 2013-06-16T04:37:30 I am of the firm belief that "we will never know". 2013-06-16T04:37:31 there are dozens 2013-06-16T04:37:42 chaney, rumsfuckyoufeld 2013-06-16T04:38:08 they just say they were right 2013-06-16T04:38:17 which books... i honestly don't know 2013-06-16T04:38:26 http://media.photobucket.com/user/mjperez51/media/bush_meetthefuckers.jpg.html?filters[term]=Meet%20the%20Fuckers&filters[primary]=images&filters[secondary]=videos&sort=1&o=2 2013-06-16T04:38:28 Title: Meet The Fuckers Photo by mjperez51 | Photobucket (at media.photobucket.com) 2013-06-16T04:40:50 ok, night 2013-06-16T04:41:35 see ya 2013-06-16T04:45:55 *** RangerZ has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 260 seconds) 2013-06-16T04:49:25 $codelock_active_key="z123"; @extract($_REQUEST); error_reporting(E_ALL ^ E_NOTICE); if ($codelock_act >= 1) { } else { @set_time_limit(240); } if ($codelock_enc == "") { $codelock_enc="codelock.php"; } else {} if ($codelock_act >= 1) { $codelock_testsize=@filesize($codelock_filed/$codelock_enc); if($codelock_testsize != $codelock_mastersize){ @chmod("$codelock_filed/$codelock_enc", 0777); if (@copy ("$codelock_rfiled/$codelock_ 2013-06-16T04:49:32 damnit 2013-06-16T04:49:47 $codelock_codeii=gzdeflate($codelock_codeii); $codelock_codeii=base64_encode($codelock_codeii); 2013-06-16T04:49:52 there is what I meant to paste 2013-06-16T04:50:01 the code block that looks like gibberish is zipped 2013-06-16T04:53:25 A jury of your peers would rule this as a justifiable homicide. 2013-06-16T05:05:24 i'm thinking so as well 2013-06-16T05:05:36 this asshole has to know what kind of overhead this is causing servers 2013-06-16T05:05:57 wait til I post this shit. y'all are gonna drop jaws 2013-06-16T05:06:28 got sidetracked searching for where the hell these default iptables rules are coming from because they aren't where they should be 2013-06-16T05:24:03 vagina 2013-06-16T05:26:13 bah. can't get this stupid server to server up a phps 2013-06-16T05:27:22 wait 2013-06-16T05:27:45 Evilpig_: that system has code that is gzdeflated and base64 decoded .... on the fly? 2013-06-16T05:28:40 yeah 2013-06-16T05:29:09 wow 2013-06-16T05:29:37 you should throw some sleep() commands in there just for fun 2013-06-16T05:29:52 and maybe a loop that generates a few extra megs of random data for no reason 2013-06-16T05:30:41 http://blueboy.wilpig.org/~wilbur/dev/codesentry.phps 2013-06-16T05:30:54 can't get that system to play nice so i'll shove it over to my other 2013-06-16T05:31:32 check out the codelock_dec function 2013-06-16T05:32:23 shit like this. $codelock_codeii=str_replace("eval(gzinf"."late(base64_de"."code('", "", $codelock_codeii); 2013-06-16T05:32:28 haha 2013-06-16T05:32:49 I honestly feel like I should have crayons on my desk reading this 2013-06-16T05:34:57 Or a 5th of Jack. 2013-06-16T08:08:09 oh my. when I leave here soon i'm gonna make two more fields that will paint vanderbilt a shade of green it hasn't ever seen 2013-06-16T11:39:56 kids = screw trophies 2013-06-16T11:48:57 aestetix: ty for sharing that solution 2013-06-16T12:15:44 *** jonny_X has joined #se2600 2013-06-16T12:16:48 *** jonnyx has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 245 seconds) 2013-06-16T12:44:23 *** Evilpig_ has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) 2013-06-16T12:44:55 *** shadow404 has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 276 seconds) 2013-06-16T12:45:11 *** MinecraftRelay has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 260 seconds) 2013-06-16T12:56:25 *** RangerZ has joined #se2600 2013-06-16T13:04:27 Obviously, the writer has never heard of the PHP bcompiler module 2013-06-16T13:05:02 We have some vendor provided code that is bcompiled for the express purpose of obfuscating the code, though bcompiled code is also faster. 2013-06-16T13:15:36 is Piggy still talking about that crap PHP he has to deal with? 2013-06-16T13:17:06 *** MinecraftRelay has joined #se2600 2013-06-16T13:19:28 *** Evilpig has joined #se2600 2013-06-16T13:19:28 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Evilpig 2013-06-16T13:19:32 *** Evilpig has left #se2600 2013-06-16T13:19:44 *** Evilpig has joined #se2600 2013-06-16T13:19:44 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Evilpig 2013-06-16T14:01:59 Could someone attempt to connect to angry.endoftheinternet.org with http and https? 2013-06-16T14:06:12 *** NotLarry has quit IRC (Quit: leaving) 2013-06-16T14:14:45 Doesn't work on either count 2013-06-16T14:19:52 *** notlarry has joined #se2600 2013-06-16T14:19:53 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o notlarry 2013-06-16T14:22:57 https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/998609_625808934098494_2029054682_n.jpg i'm honestly surprised I never saw this before 2013-06-16T14:23:06 i thought of it when it was happening, and figured i would 2013-06-16T14:24:43 damn, now I have to watch toystory 2013-06-16T14:31:11 *** Shadow404 has joined #se2600 2013-06-16T14:31:11 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Shadow404 2013-06-16T15:02:55 RangerZ: mind hitting angry.endoftheinternet.org with a browser for me? 2013-06-16T15:03:09 nadda 2013-06-16T15:03:20 https? 2013-06-16T15:03:42 bad cert 2013-06-16T15:03:45 but worked 2013-06-16T15:04:13 cool, thanks. That would be my cert, which would be bad:) 2013-06-16T15:08:43 Evilpig: https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1002806_499614003445249_1748397458_n.jpg there ya go, ol 2013-06-16T16:22:05 notlarry: it's often funny to see how many "safeguards" a young programmer takes to protect their code from people who honestly don't care about it 2013-06-16T16:23:23 Corydon76-work: wouldn't hphp also work? 2013-06-16T16:23:37 I admit I've never actually seen the output of hphp 2013-06-16T16:28:16 https://twitter.com/jamesrbuk/status/346362464088236033/photo/1 2013-06-16T16:28:17 Title: Twitter / jamesrbuk: Hot off the press - tomorrows ... (at twitter.com) 2013-06-16T16:31:27 thank god 2013-06-16T16:31:31 its not USA this time 2013-06-16T16:31:31 lol 2013-06-16T16:34:13 I can't wait to see what kind of diplomatic clusterfucks come out of this one 2013-06-16T16:37:28 none 2013-06-16T16:37:35 UK ...IS... where V was from 2013-06-16T16:37:37 they expect it 2013-06-16T16:37:38 ;) 2013-06-16T16:37:45 and HOLY FUCKING HELL... 2013-06-16T16:37:58 DHL 2013-06-16T16:38:10 my OUYA has been in Atlanta since monday 2013-06-16T16:38:30 http://thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/george-zimmermans-father-publishes-book-calling-nba-naacp-the-true-racists/news/2013/06/15/68732 2013-06-16T16:40:03 ohh 2013-06-16T16:40:08 http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/jun/16/gchq-intercepted-communications-g20-summits 2013-06-16T16:40:09 Title: GCHQ intercepted foreign politicians' communications at G20 summits | UK news | The Guardian (at www.guardian.co.uk) 2013-06-16T16:40:31 they are lucky that his jurors are under media blackout... 2013-06-16T16:41:05 I keep reading the 4th Amendment, expecting it to say something that it quite clearly does not. 2013-06-16T16:41:29 http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2013/06/16/turkey-protest-police/2427837/ 2013-06-16T16:41:30 Title: Turkey PM: 'You can't hold a rally wherever you wish' (at www.usatoday.com) 2013-06-16T16:41:34 apparently ... THEY can 2013-06-16T16:41:35 Still don't see how the NSA's actions violate the 4th Amendment 2013-06-16T16:42:09 b/c the gov't doesn't have the right to track your actions, via the recent SCOTUS rulings actually 2013-06-16T16:42:12 without those... it wouldn't 2013-06-16T16:42:25 Persons, houses, papers, and effects. Those are the protected categories 2013-06-16T16:42:36 but with SCOTUS saying the police can't get your GPS location ... its an extension of that 2013-06-16T16:42:44 effects 2013-06-16T16:43:23 Government can't track your location for the purpose of prosecution, but the NSA is not about prosecuting anybody 2013-06-16T16:44:04 yes it is 2013-06-16T16:44:14 b/c fbi has access to that info 2013-06-16T16:44:27 its screy 2013-06-16T16:44:27 Terrorism investigations are unlike criminal investigations, because the purpose of a terrorist investigation is merely to keep people out 2013-06-16T16:44:30 screwy* i agree 2013-06-16T16:44:49 "terrorists" are nothing but criminals 2013-06-16T16:44:54 Or deport them, if they're already here 2013-06-16T16:45:35 Yes, but intelligence for the purposes of border security is completely unlike criminal investigation to punish someone for a crime 2013-06-16T16:47:46 And they keep a line between evidence gathered under each purpose, and how they got to each one, because of legal precedent (fruit of the poisoned tree) 2013-06-16T16:48:22 http://memez.s3.amazonaws.com/gallery/image/kripy-kreme.jpg 2013-06-16T16:48:27 ........................... 2013-06-16T16:48:53 Nice 2013-06-16T16:49:31 I much prefer the latter to the former, though. Less caloric. 2013-06-16T16:52:05 and btw, the billing records have been determined by SCOTUS to belong to the telephone company, not to you, which is why they're free to sell those records to marketing companies 2013-06-16T16:52:42 That was the largest irony out of this. People are incensed over the NSA getting something for free that companies regularly pay for. 2013-06-16T17:06:26 companies such as google, etc 2013-06-16T17:06:31 don't have the right to jail me 2013-06-16T17:06:35 thats the distinction 2013-06-16T17:07:10 The government doesn't have the right to jail you, either. 2013-06-16T17:10:41 The essence of the scandal is simply that it "feels wrong", but that's far from making it illegal for them to have done so. 2013-06-16T17:24:25 *** Synx|hm has joined #se2600 2013-06-16T17:24:31 Sup peeps 2013-06-16T17:29:11 nothing, we're just giving more noise for NSA to parse through 2013-06-16T17:29:16 so they can't read the real signals 2013-06-16T17:29:52 probably need to up the noise generator then, not much going on round here 2013-06-16T17:51:16 ugh i just want a fucking workin g'wallet so i can upgrade my rom :( 2013-06-16T17:59:47 i think im going to start recording all of my phone calls 2013-06-16T17:59:55 and let everyone know who calls me or who i call 2013-06-16T18:00:20 see how they feel when its so in your face maybe then people will stand up and fight this spy state shit 2013-06-16T18:00:31 or maybe i wont, that sounds like a terrible idea 2013-06-16T18:42:57 *** Synx|hm_ has joined #se2600 2013-06-16T18:45:01 *** Synx|hm_ has quit IRC (Client Quit) 2013-06-16T18:45:55 *** Synx|hm has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 260 seconds) 2013-06-16T19:45:27 *** spaceB0x has joined #se2600 2013-06-16T20:16:27 so the proper response when a japeneese client asks you if you liske sushi is not "sure, send her up to my room 2013-06-16T20:16:31 " 2013-06-16T20:43:27 Maybe in YOUR world. 2013-06-16T20:43:42 ...but your world is unneccessarily BORING. 2013-06-16T20:44:25 Dagmar: flip and farm is go for tonight 2013-06-16T20:44:37 the only wildcard right now is banderling is on campus in the library 2013-06-16T20:58:15 What time? 2013-06-16T20:58:33 By the way, Last of Us, especially halfway through the storyline, is rated M for AWESOME 2013-06-16T20:58:35 jason wants to hold off til wednesday and see if either of us can pull a vr multihack by then 2013-06-16T20:58:44 Such magnificent brutality! 2013-06-16T20:58:55 all I have is four commons right now 2013-06-16T20:58:56 pull a what? 2013-06-16T20:59:09 a very rare multihack 2013-06-16T20:59:24 I only have common ones and they are just +4 hacks each where the very rare is 12 2013-06-16T20:59:30 Hmm... 2013-06-16T21:00:11 Seriously tho, if you're into brutality against evil, Last of Us is great stuff 2013-06-16T21:00:13 if we could somehow manage 4 of them you can't burn out a portal 2013-06-16T21:00:24 i'm looking it up now 2013-06-16T21:01:03 I dont' think they'd let us set up conditions where a portal can't be burned out 2013-06-16T21:01:22 4 vr multihacks = 52 hacks before burnout 2013-06-16T21:01:40 5 min per. 260 minutes 2013-06-16T21:01:45 4.33333 hours 2013-06-16T21:02:05 *** Bahhumbug has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) 2013-06-16T21:02:35 *** Bahhumbug has joined #se2600 2013-06-16T21:02:35 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Bahhumbug 2013-06-16T21:24:14 *** Dickie is now known as only 2013-06-16T21:24:20 *** only is now known as Dickie 2013-06-16T21:25:28 Laundry is now go. Back to the CRUELTY 2013-06-16T21:25:37 I tell you it's just freakin' inspired 2013-06-16T21:26:48 I will not spoiler it, but since it looks like this thing is only going to be for the PS3, people without one may find this of interest: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fR42WhYCqU 2013-06-16T21:26:49 Title: The Last of Us - Joels Interrogation Cutscene #1 {Full 1080p HD} - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 2013-06-16T21:27:06 It may be hard to tell at first, but the good guy is the one who's not tied up. :) 2013-06-16T21:29:47 Now it's time to go back to killing a *lot* of people. 2013-06-16T21:35:26 dagmar are you playing My Little Pony X Serious Sam ? 2013-06-16T21:35:35 that would involve a lot of killing 2013-06-16T21:35:43 aka... Diablo pony level 2013-06-16T21:48:57 There's a thing you should know about my approach to gameplay 2013-06-16T21:49:17 *Certain* things in the storyline make me stop playing it as a game, and play it as a mass-murder simulator 2013-06-16T21:49:39 a can of gas and a match? 2013-06-16T21:49:48 no females? 2013-06-16T21:49:55 Like in Skyrim they jailed a maid for refusing the advances of a drunken, boorish noble. 2013-06-16T21:50:11 I *could* have simply left the area after letting her our. 2013-06-16T21:50:13 er out. 2013-06-16T21:50:18 * Evilpig checks /names first 2013-06-16T21:50:20 basically you live like you would in real life if police didn't have more guns than you? 2013-06-16T21:50:30 Instead, I told the group "Wait right here a moment" and I wiped out every... single... Thalmor in the area. 2013-06-16T21:50:32 that just means they expected you to take it from the maid 2013-06-16T21:50:52 So at the moment they've kidnapped a 14 year old girl 2013-06-16T21:51:04 ..who is escaping. 2013-06-16T21:51:12 Well, she'll escape when everyone's dead 2013-06-16T21:51:51 The game hinted I should have a gun, so I took one from the first guy 2013-06-16T21:52:18 For everyone else, I like how she jumps on their backs and stabs them repeatedly in the neck until they fall over 2013-06-16T21:52:35 gotta slip the laundry before I find Victim Number Eight. 2013-06-16T21:53:13 RangerZ: In real life, this much killing would make me vomit 2013-06-16T21:53:20 Dagmar: not sure if you'd be interested in this or not. I just saw it this afternoon. http://www.marathonmusicworks.com/event/284453-pod-flyleaf-nashville/ 2013-06-16T21:53:52 POD isn't too bad in show 2013-06-16T21:58:38 i dunno about flyleaf 2013-06-16T22:03:28 Rangerz: Besides which, my arms would get tired. 2013-06-16T22:03:44 just use a bushmaster 2013-06-16T22:03:47 RangerZ: You should watch the video. I was rolling around in the chair chuckling with glee 2013-06-16T22:03:49 works for other nutjobs 2013-06-16T22:04:05 "It's okay... I trust him." 2013-06-16T22:04:20 *sPLUTCh!* 2013-06-16T22:04:25 wheee! 2013-06-16T22:04:27 i'm going to play the game 2013-06-16T22:04:30 so i'm not watching yet 2013-06-16T22:15:06 RangerZ: you missed a fun con 2013-06-16T22:15:21 yeah... no $ this month 2013-06-16T22:15:31 ah... suck 2013-06-16T22:15:33 i've been paying off bills/debt and 'ehh' 2013-06-16T22:16:08 I would have liked to have gone seeing as how dementia was here AGAIN and I still didn't get to see her 2013-06-16T22:16:22 yeah.... 2013-06-16T22:34:37 dongle 2013-06-16T22:36:58 * Dagmar is shocked! 2013-06-16T22:37:13 * Evilpig is offended 2013-06-16T22:38:15 * RangerZ amused 2013-06-16T22:38:17 damn it 2013-06-16T22:43:49 *** spaceB0x has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 248 seconds) 2013-06-16T23:09:05 i just realized something interesting 2013-06-16T23:09:32 you have an outie? 2013-06-16T23:09:33 the movie hot shot 2013-06-16T23:09:59 yeah, i know, oddly enough, thats true, since ive started putting on wit 2013-06-16T23:10:05 *weight 2013-06-16T23:13:02 Charlie Sheen and Jon Cyer were both in Hot Shots (1991) and then started 2 1/2 men in 2003 2013-06-16T23:15:39 that's not overly uncommon. look at owen wilson and vince vaughn 2013-06-16T23:16:16 internship and weddign crashers 2013-06-16T23:16:28 that was 2005/2013 2013-06-16T23:17:06 or pinapple express and all the ones with seth rogan 2013-06-16T23:17:15 he wrote them with his middleschool buddie 2013-06-16T23:17:17 it happens though. some pairings just seem to come back together 2013-06-16T23:17:39 speaking of seth rogan, I saw this is thee end the other night. Laughed my ass off! 2013-06-16T23:17:45 Shadow404: are you fat now? 2013-06-16T23:17:53 hehe, no on weight 2013-06-16T23:18:05 Shadow404: dont' answer that. aestetix is looking to show you his dongle 2013-06-16T23:18:12 how much weight did you gain? 2013-06-16T23:18:14 i was undweight for the longest time 2013-06-16T23:18:24 175-80ish 2013-06-16T23:18:31 target is 200-210 2013-06-16T23:18:31 I think I'm still at 135 2013-06-16T23:19:00 floating around that right now 2013-06-16T23:19:05 205ish 2013-06-16T23:19:26 had to take anti-metabolism pills 2013-06-16T23:20:12 Evilpig: speaking of, what did you think of Man of Steel? 2013-06-16T23:20:33 I liked it, and thought it did a good job of a reboot 2013-06-16T23:20:44 meh. it wasn't bad but not sure I am dieing to see it again 2013-06-16T23:21:00 I feel my experience was tainted by 45 minutes of previews 2013-06-16T23:21:30 or maybe it was just the second showing of the hobbit preview that did it. 2013-06-16T23:21:36 yeah 2013-06-16T23:21:39 that was a bit odd 2013-06-16T23:21:53 4.61 lag on irssi 2013-06-16T23:22:03 the 'thank you for coming' BS with the director at the beginning was a lot of 'wtf' too 2013-06-16T23:22:03 not for me 2013-06-16T23:22:10 odd 2013-06-16T23:22:12 but comcrap is still acting tarded 2013-06-16T23:22:45 that expalins it 2013-06-16T23:22:50 continuum is downloading 2013-06-16T23:22:58 heh, now its normal 2013-06-16T23:23:03 but yeah, i dont mind 2013-06-16T23:23:10 just nice to have a screen session 2013-06-16T23:23:37 hey I didn't add it. rss feeds. :D 2013-06-16T23:24:15 RSS, designed with news and updates in mind. Hacked / rethought to provide television for the masses 2013-06-16T23:24:23 Shadow404: I hear getting your butt plugged helps with weight gain. 2013-06-16T23:24:47 nah, that just leaves to painful mornings 2013-06-16T23:24:58 voice of experience there 2013-06-16T23:25:15 Something about male sperm slowing down your metabolism 2013-06-16T23:25:48 http://games.slashdot.org/story/13/06/16/2327213/microsoft-reputation-managers-guide-to-xbox-one 2013-06-16T23:25:49 Title: Microsoft Reputation Manager's Guide To Xbox One - Slashdot (at games.slashdot.org) 2013-06-16T23:25:51 i haven't read this yet 2013-06-16T23:25:57 but i'm guessing it is FULL of 'win' 2013-06-16T23:25:58 It stands to reason. Most bottoms are overweight. 2013-06-16T23:26:25 Evilpig: noneyabiziness 2013-06-16T23:26:51 Shadow404: actually yeah, if you cork up every once in a while, you'll gain a pound or two 2013-06-16T23:27:09 na, it;; just get painful 2013-06-16T23:27:30 aestetix saying cork up made me picture him gnawing on a wine cork and talking about how good it tastes 2013-06-16T23:28:01 and now you all are trynig to picture that 2013-06-16T23:28:16 it may have crossed my mind 2013-06-16T23:28:16 and aestetix is off looking for a cork to see just how it actually tastes 2013-06-16T23:28:24 woddy 2013-06-16T23:28:28 *woody 2013-06-16T23:28:32 and sponge like 2013-06-16T23:28:39 Evilpig: I don't think he's putting the cork in his mouth. 2013-06-16T23:28:44 and slightly burnt if its a red 2013-06-16T23:28:51 aestetix: gahhhh 2013-06-16T23:28:53 I'm picturing aestetix gnawing on a champagne cork while it's in Shadow's ass 2013-06-16T23:28:57 did you have to do that 2013-06-16T23:29:03 gahhhhhh 2013-06-16T23:29:18 Corydon76-work: how big is the cork? 2013-06-16T23:29:27 god. now there's an image i'm not gonna be able to bleach out 2013-06-16T23:29:44 You know what champagne corks look like... mushroom base 2013-06-16T23:30:27 You know when Shadow takes it out, it's going to make a popping sound, just like champagne 2013-06-16T23:30:40 Evilpig: if you want a better image, think about Skydog chewing on a cork in Shadow404's ass 2013-06-16T23:30:58 ugh 2013-06-16T23:31:04 and now you're never going to be able to pop a champagne cork without thinking of Shadow's ass 2013-06-16T23:31:17 Actually 2013-06-16T23:31:18 made me think of skydog chewing on a babyruth in a nondescript ass 2013-06-16T23:31:31 YOu could have skydog and shadow put their asses together with a cork in between 2013-06-16T23:31:52 does charlie sheen really play piano? 2013-06-16T23:32:22 is it sad that it pisses me off when you bring skybitch into teh picture? 2013-06-16T23:32:44 Shadow404: is it because he can't rim for shit? 2013-06-16T23:32:54 i wouldnt know 2013-06-16T23:33:19 aestetix: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQoJo81lujk 2013-06-16T23:33:20 Title: Poop Back and Forth, Forever. - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 2013-06-16T23:33:23 He needs to watch my How-To video, then 2013-06-16T23:33:52 you gross bastards 2013-06-16T23:34:13 Evilpig: i saw that fucking movie 2013-06-16T23:34:18 i hated the ENTIRE movie 2013-06-16T23:34:27 I laughed 2013-06-16T23:34:49 but yeah, for butt plugs, glass and silicone work best 2013-06-16T23:34:52 ....... 2013-06-16T23:34:52 thats the funniest part of the film 2013-06-16T23:35:02 Shadow404: you just need to soak in a tub beforehand, so it eliminates the nasty taste 2013-06-16T23:35:13 Had a fun talk with Critch while he was demoing his 3d printer at Hypericon; had an idea for haresting online pix of Trevor, stiching them together into a 3d image & then mapping them onto custom-printed buttplugs. 2013-06-16T23:35:18 LALALALALALALALALALALALAAL 2013-06-16T23:35:23 Evilpig: haha 2013-06-16T23:35:48 Corydon76-work: alcohol wet wipes work ina pinch 2013-06-16T23:36:00 Evilpig: you're a ginger, odds are one of the dominatrixes you go to, will use one, you should learn this 2013-06-16T23:36:10 But that makes the ass taste like rubbing alcohol 2013-06-16T23:36:30 better than shit 2013-06-16T23:36:44 and its like needle play 2013-06-16T23:36:53 Better to wash thoroughly and then it just tastes like skin 2013-06-16T23:36:54 kissing the spot after pulling the needle out 2013-06-16T23:36:57 jonny_X: I already have the picture for that i.imgur.com/TaJEy.png 2013-06-16T23:36:59 and sanitzed 2013-06-16T23:37:10 Corydon76-work: like i said in a pinch 2013-06-16T23:37:11 it works 2013-06-16T23:37:14 you know... thats one of things I just don't get, needleplay 2013-06-16T23:37:22 but yeah, warm shower/bath better 2013-06-16T23:37:36 Bath with jets, best 2013-06-16T23:37:40 Evilpig: I'll forward it. Maybe we'll have a prototype to show off at the next 2600 meeting. 2013-06-16T23:37:46 RangerZ: huge endorphine drop 2013-06-16T23:38:07 there is the bald version too. http://i.imgur.com/wkYO2.png 2013-06-16T23:38:09 maybe, never done it 2013-06-16T23:38:18 RangerZ: have you ever sky dived? 2013-06-16T23:38:34 no 2013-06-16T23:38:52 i already have bad knees from wrestling, don't need to blow one out from that :/ 2013-06-16T23:38:55 lawl, funny pic Evilpig 2013-06-16T23:39:00 hmmm 2013-06-16T23:39:12 *** LastChild has joined #se2600 2013-06-16T23:39:12 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o LastChild 2013-06-16T23:39:29 ever got away with somethign and got that huge draining endorphine rsh? 2013-06-16T23:39:46 and got kinda buzzed/spacey? 2013-06-16T23:39:49 or smoked pot? 2013-06-16T23:39:58 its like all those things, or most pain play 2013-06-16T23:40:22 Shadow404: I didn't photoshop the bald one. he did that himself with a bic 2013-06-16T23:40:47 heh, but the afro one is halarious 2013-06-16T23:40:53 skybitch is just stupid 2013-06-16T23:41:16 just had to look to see if his disciple was still in here 2013-06-16T23:41:19 love the pn15 in the backgorund 2013-06-16T23:45:28 Evilpig: i care why? 2013-06-16T23:45:45 didn't wanna hear any bitching 2013-06-16T23:45:56 your problem 2013-06-16T23:45:57 not mine 2013-06-16T23:50:47 Wow. NCC is a prime example of "You bitches can't keep it charged" 2013-06-16T23:51:02 Evilpig: pm 2013-06-16T23:51:02 They don't recharge anything BUT mayborn 2013-06-16T23:52:33 I kinda need more smokes, and I'm considering hitting downtown as well 2013-06-16T23:53:36 the floater wiped out the plaza 2013-06-16T23:54:41 he took out one of the corners of the mega vandy field too. that had to cost him countless 7s and 8s 2013-06-16T23:54:53 I had 8 links on that plus 4vr shields and he straight up attacked it 2013-06-16T23:56:14 Traitorsmurf? 2013-06-16T23:56:19 yup 2013-06-16T23:56:28 with a new lvl2 or 3 in tow 2013-06-16T23:56:38 someone claimed was his cuntbag of a wife 2013-06-16T23:56:49 but i'd swear she was an 8 already 2013-06-16T23:56:58 She should have been by now 2013-06-16T23:57:36 SilverSky1023 2013-06-16T23:57:51 That's not the handle she was using before 2013-06-16T23:58:13 That player dropped nothing higher than a lvl3 today 2013-06-16T23:58:39 iitc reports it dropped a 6 somewhere 2013-06-16T23:58:52 speaking of asshole con organizers 2013-06-16T23:58:58 what happeend to rocket nowadays?