2013-05-22T01:15:58 *** ZC|Mobile has joined #se2600 2013-05-22T01:15:58 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o ZC|Mobile 2013-05-22T01:53:09 *** NotLarry has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 250 seconds) 2013-05-22T02:26:01 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0App7QizQCU hehehe... sadly ... I'd watch this onion show if it was real 2013-05-22T02:26:02 Title: Sex House - Meet The Nymphos - Ep. 1 - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 2013-05-22T02:26:13 better than any of the 'reality' tv 2013-05-22T02:26:24 lol 2013-05-22T02:26:31 hey RangerZ whare are you doing right now? 2013-05-22T02:26:34 https://www.dropbox.com/s/i4kgpc9z2kf7xqs/2013-05-22%2001.14.33.jpg 2013-05-22T02:26:35 Title: Dropbox - 2013-05-22 01.14.33.jpg (at www.dropbox.com) 2013-05-22T02:26:50 fine, bored, and not tired :9 2013-05-22T02:26:52 :( 2013-05-22T02:27:52 you're welcome to come have turkey 2013-05-22T02:50:44 *** ZC|Mobile has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 252 seconds) 2013-05-22T06:33:19 *** RangerZ has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving.) 2013-05-22T06:33:56 *** RangerZ has joined #se2600 2013-05-22T06:34:36 *** RangerZ has joined #se2600 2013-05-22T06:35:41 *** RangerZ has joined #se2600 2013-05-22T07:38:07 *** opensorcerer has joined #se2600 2013-05-22T07:48:21 *** Dolemite has joined #se2600 2013-05-22T07:48:21 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Dolemite 2013-05-22T07:48:22 mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez! 2013-05-22T08:47:00 *** Synx|hm has joined #se2600 2013-05-22T09:55:09 *** RangerZ has joined #se2600 2013-05-22T10:09:09 *** polerin has joined #se2600 2013-05-22T10:09:10 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o polerin 2013-05-22T10:50:20 *** RangerZ has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving.) 2013-05-22T10:54:38 *** benthemeek has joined #se2600 2013-05-22T10:54:38 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o benthemeek 2013-05-22T11:15:24 *** RangerZ has joined #se2600 2013-05-22T11:18:49 *** x86Daddy has joined #se2600 2013-05-22T11:53:32 I dont believe for one minute that the CIA and PLA of China dont have monitoring hooks into xbox connect 2013-05-22T11:53:43 double negative! 2013-05-22T11:53:44 * brimstone dies 2013-05-22T11:54:33 i prefer to use double negatives when i don my tinfoil hat 2013-05-22T11:54:51 you *don't prefer not to use double negatives 2013-05-22T11:54:58 makes it sound more wackjob 2013-05-22T11:55:52 someone getting a wackj... 2013-05-22T11:55:58 oops, nevermind 2013-05-22T12:08:15 *** x86Daddy has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 260 seconds) 2013-05-22T12:40:23 *** opensorcerer has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving.) 2013-05-22T13:11:19 *** Dolemite has quit IRC (Quit: Page closed) 2013-05-22T13:37:21 *** x86Daddy has joined #se2600 2013-05-22T13:49:28 Technically, that double negative is acceptable since the second negative is part of a complete statement that is treat as the object of the sentence. 2013-05-22T13:50:09 s/treat/treated 2013-05-22T13:52:35 boom 2013-05-22T13:52:58 Citation Needed. 2013-05-22T14:14:52 *** jonny_x has joined #se2600 2013-05-22T14:14:52 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o jonny_x 2013-05-22T15:33:31 *** x86Daddy has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection) 2013-05-22T15:34:58 *** x86Daddy has joined #se2600 2013-05-22T15:37:50 *** peacebyf1re has joined #se2600 2013-05-22T15:38:19 *** opticron_ has joined #se2600 2013-05-22T15:39:30 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o opticron_ 2013-05-22T15:39:46 *** opticron has quit IRC (Disconnected by services) 2013-05-22T15:39:51 *** opticron_ is now known as opticron 2013-05-22T15:40:31 so who is organizing geeknic? 2013-05-22T15:41:47 Dolemite as far as I know. 2013-05-22T15:42:12 I'm just wondering how much it costs 'roughly' 2013-05-22T15:42:30 All the monies. 2013-05-22T15:42:37 i was thinking its this weekend, and i wasn't going to be able to go, so i didn't bother looking into it 2013-05-22T15:42:47 *** peacebyfire has quit IRC (*.net *.split) 2013-05-22T15:42:47 and now, neither is true 2013-05-22T15:43:04 Heh 2013-05-22T16:20:17 *** x86Daddy has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 260 seconds) 2013-05-22T16:34:04 So... 2013-05-22T16:34:09 Here's an odd thing. 2013-05-22T16:34:34 A friend of mine is being asked to surrender his laptop to the FBI so they can do a forensic investigation into the ... 2013-05-22T16:34:40 Actually, this is bullshit. 2013-05-22T16:34:51 The moment I started to type it I realized it's a load of shit. 2013-05-22T16:35:20 asked to surrender, optional? 2013-05-22T16:35:29 So, dude has FBI guys telling him they need to take his laptop into custody because they say malware emails have been traced back to it in connection with some bru-ha-ha at HCA 2013-05-22T16:35:39 id get DBAN fired up quick anyways, hope he doesnt have an SSD 2013-05-22T16:35:52 I told him last night they should accept a counter-offer of letting someone come over and image it instead 2013-05-22T16:36:06 I was going to ask if anyone's heard of the FBI contacting people about malware spam coming from their shit 2013-05-22T16:36:19 I don't see them correlating this incicent with his former employers 2013-05-22T16:36:32 ...and he got the laptop just this month, _after_ he left there. 2013-05-22T16:36:40 This is fishy as fuck 2013-05-22T16:36:46 I'm going to call him 2013-05-22T16:36:46 ya really fishy 2013-05-22T16:36:54 they have a court order? 2013-05-22T16:38:18 Nope. 2013-05-22T16:38:41 One of the fishy things is that they just called him on the phone 2013-05-22T16:38:49 No warrant, no seizure order yet 2013-05-22T16:38:55 Just some bluster and mild threats 2013-05-22T16:39:24 wonder what the law has to say about DBAN in this case, if they dont have court order yet wonder if thats tampering with evidence to DBAN it before they get one 2013-05-22T16:39:36 not that he's got anything to hide, just curious 2013-05-22T16:39:55 Nah he's a freaking anime artist 2013-05-22T16:40:06 ...but DBAN would be tampering 2013-05-22T16:40:18 ...but I think they're lying to him and his former employer is trying to pin something on him. 2013-05-22T16:40:53 well, if they dont have a court order is it really evidence? thats my point 2013-05-22T16:41:16 It's not shit without a court order, but they're trained to get people to self-incriminate, just like any other form of cop. 2013-05-22T16:41:32 He carped about his employer being a little fishy more than once 2013-05-22T16:41:51 exactly my point, and why i would DBAN the shit out of that drive before they get a court order and it does become evidence 2013-05-22T16:42:13 There's nothing in there that could be evidence. 2013-05-22T16:42:23 He bought the laptop _after_ he stopped working for those people. 2013-05-22T16:42:30 Ther'es like a two week gap there at least. 2013-05-22T16:42:33 i just dont like the idea of the feds knowing anything about my habits 2013-05-22T16:43:15 they already have so much ish on us though so i guess who cares if you aren't trying to hide anything 2013-05-22T16:44:55 I think his former employer has fucked something up and is probably trying to say it was malicious action and are attempting to blame it on John. 2013-05-22T16:45:17 At one point while he was working for them they apparently accidentally destroyed six-months worth of backups and data for a _graphic design firm_ 2013-05-22T16:45:25 ...and yet they still have a contract? 2013-05-22T16:45:26 so maybe its in his best interest to give up the laptop then? 2013-05-22T16:45:36 ya some fishy shit going on if the FBI comes knocking 2013-05-22T16:45:48 They got him a Juniper certification while he was there that apparently becomes invalid the moment you stop working for that employer? I didn't even know such things existed. 2013-05-22T16:46:30 that's excellent 2013-05-22T16:46:46 a certification solely for the company, not the employee 2013-05-22T16:47:09 "We have 100% of our network staff Juniper certified." 2013-05-22T16:47:16 "Do it, leave us and loose your cert." 2013-05-22T16:47:21 thats messed up 2013-05-22T16:47:26 but i understand the reasoning 2013-05-22T16:47:30 retainment 2013-05-22T16:48:59 One reason to never go with Juniper if they subsidize such blatant bullshit. 2013-05-22T16:49:18 And since when does the FBI _call_ people? 2013-05-22T16:54:27 Well, I know they've been chasing down *some* malware lately, but that's usually done *through* an ISP. 2013-05-22T16:54:33 So this is just fishy shit 2013-05-22T16:57:33 *** x86Daddy has joined #se2600 2013-05-22T16:57:43 well, ive had the fbi track me down by phone to setup a face to face before 2013-05-22T16:57:55 they ended up coming to my work 2013-05-22T16:57:59 So... apparently when the spoked contacted him, they called him on his cell, and he said it showed an 800 number. 2013-05-22T16:58:02 No badge, no FBI seems a good rule. 2013-05-22T16:58:13 and make sure that badge shit is legit 2013-05-22T16:58:26 hologram, current badge design and all 2013-05-22T16:58:31 Credentials can be confirmed by calling any regional office. 2013-05-22T16:58:45 How does a cert someone earned become invalid if they switch employers? 2013-05-22T16:58:49 Or at least when I was working security in Chicago that was the case. 2013-05-22T16:58:50 yeah, i did that before we met and spoke to their C/O 2013-05-22T16:58:55 I've not had to deal with them since, thankfully. 2013-05-22T16:59:16 Anyone know of a company called DCI? 2013-05-22T16:59:25 @google DCI 2013-05-22T16:59:26 Bahhumbug: Drum Corps International :: Marching Music's Major League™: ; DCI Homepage - Wizards of the Coast: ; DCI: ; DCI - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: ; Decor Craft Inc.: ; DCI Group: ; Digital (1 more message) 2013-05-22T16:59:27 yep, forget where i seen them 2013-05-22T16:59:41 yeah, i thought it was an isp 2013-05-22T16:59:46 @more 2013-05-22T16:59:46 Bahhumbug: Cinema Initiatives (DCI) - DIGITAL CINEMA SYSTEM ...: ; DCI, Inc., manufacturer of stainless steel storage and processing ...: 2013-05-22T17:03:27 "Digital Connections Incorporated" 2013-05-22T17:07:17 @google Digital Connections Incorporated 2013-05-22T17:07:18 Shadow404: Digital Connections, Inc. § Integrator of Converged Networks: ; About DCI - Digital Connections Inc.: ; Contact DCI - Digital Connections Inc.: ; Digital Connections, Inc.: ; Digital Connections, Inc. - Better (2 more messages) 2013-05-22T17:07:56 so they are a reseller 2013-05-22T17:08:01 no wonder ive seen them before 2013-05-22T17:42:42 Dagmar: can we get daily updates on this? i feel invested now 2013-05-22T17:45:29 *** RangerZ has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving.) 2013-05-22T18:27:53 *** RangerZ has joined #se2600 2013-05-22T18:54:43 *** x86Daddy has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 260 seconds) 2013-05-22T19:43:55 *** Synx|hm has quit IRC (Quit: leaving) 2013-05-22T20:21:17 whoever was here today didn't create a change for them changing aroudn the inventory in the datacenter. This was told to me by the guy that was here all day and it was his job to track that change. 2013-05-22T20:22:23 Mongo, or "the houseplant?" 2013-05-22T20:22:28 titus 2013-05-22T20:22:52 See... I really thought he was better than this shit. 2013-05-22T20:23:05 he can't multitask, or refuses to 2013-05-22T20:23:12 havent' decided which that is yet. 2013-05-22T20:23:24 and it's always someone else's fault 2013-05-22T20:24:27 any possibility of his job being remote capable? 2013-05-22T20:24:32 if you decide to replace him? 2013-05-22T20:24:43 have to be local 2013-05-22T20:25:11 Yeah... if this job could be done remotely, it would just as easy to eliminate it entirely. 2013-05-22T20:25:13 crap 2013-05-22T20:25:26 i got 2 days at home, but want my 5 days back 2013-05-22T20:25:59 It's also the reason why I laughed at the Slashdot story about NOCs run by robots. 2013-05-22T20:26:56 There's little reason for NOC monkeys to be there now except for security and having a human set of eyes to watching the blinking lights. 2013-05-22T20:27:46 thats what d/c engineers are for 2013-05-22T20:27:53 everything in a NOC can be remote 2013-05-22T20:28:11 but customers still prefer a domestic voice answering the support phone 2013-05-22T20:28:26 not that most corps care and only see the dollar sign 2013-05-22T20:32:42 great. I just stumped him 2013-05-22T20:32:49 oh, please share 2013-05-22T20:32:58 im pretty much invested in this story now 2013-05-22T20:33:19 "boss wants blah blah server put into rack x in row C in 148, but there is no switch, etc in that rack" 2013-05-22T20:33:39 I say to him "nobody questioned why he would want that in a new rack in a row that we're working to eliminate? 2013-05-22T20:33:59 and no one updated or check the damn inventory database? 2013-05-22T20:34:11 no. apparently we don't have to update inventory now. 2013-05-22T20:34:19 sarcasm? 2013-05-22T20:34:33 when i'm not here apparently it doesn't get done 2013-05-22T20:34:41 and the boss isn't doing spot checks to enforce policy 2013-05-22T20:35:02 and so inventory management / budget doesnt get updated 2013-05-22T20:35:11 but the boss is? 2013-05-22T20:35:21 er, i thought that was... 2013-05-22T20:35:27 right now there are two racks full of equipment in one of the datacenter that isn't in the inventory system at all 2013-05-22T20:35:42 so thats your job right? 2013-05-22T20:35:49 to go behind and fix it? 2013-05-22T20:35:50 obviously those racks are fair game, i'll be up in 4 hours 2013-05-22T20:36:04 heh 2013-05-22T20:39:11 brimstone: I support that line of thinking 2013-05-22T20:40:16 love "Archer" 2013-05-22T20:54:36 brimstone: the two racks you'd like to come claim are these http://www.ddn.com/products/S2A9900 2013-05-22T20:54:37 Title: SAN Storage Systems Solutions | S2A9900 | DDN (at www.ddn.com) 2013-05-22T20:55:28 neat, only 2? 2013-05-22T20:56:01 do you need more? 2013-05-22T20:58:59 each of them have 5 of these http://www.ddn.com/pdfs/DDN_SS8460_Datasheet.pdf 2013-05-22T21:09:21 anyone have any idea how much power this will pull on average? http://powerquality.eaton.com/EVLL1550R-1U.aspx?CX=3 2013-05-22T21:09:22 Title: Evolution 1550 VA Rackmount (1U) (at powerquality.eaton.com) 2013-05-22T21:23:44 At least 20% more than it's output. 2013-05-22T21:24:13 A UPS that has reduced output when it's on battery is useless 2013-05-22T21:24:51 this was the answer I just got back from dolemite. "You have to look at what's plugged in to it. Most UPS's will be between 80-85% efficient, meaning that you need to add about 20% to the load of the devices supplied by it. As you get closer to 80% utilization, the efficiency climbs closer to 90, but will rarely get better than that outside of their high end fast switching diode models." 2013-05-22T21:25:15 That's pretty much it 2013-05-22T21:25:38 If it's rated to output 60W then you can make a reasonable deduction from there 2013-05-22T21:26:33 Being that they think the thing warrants showing A THOUSAND WATTS on the chart tho... sheesh 2013-05-22T21:26:57 Oh the fun of dealing with inventory 2013-05-22T21:27:46 Dagmar: are you on call? 2013-05-22T21:27:54 Yes. 2013-05-22T21:27:56 12A at least 2013-05-22T21:28:01 ...at 110VAC 2013-05-22T21:28:07 hclnwb21 something is chewing on it 2013-05-22T21:28:11 load at 88 2013-05-22T21:28:24 yeesh 2013-05-22T21:28:35 wb12 2013-05-22T21:28:36 12! 2013-05-22T21:28:44 my lysdexic ass 2013-05-22T21:31:49 It's that goddamn chinese spammer 2013-05-22T21:32:35 The fucker pushes these 40K requests at the wiki, url-encoded to hell and back, and it drives modsecurity batshit 2013-05-22T21:33:19 Lemme see what mah graphs got 2013-05-22T21:34:13 I *really* want to refactor the crap out of those boxes 2013-05-22T21:34:25 One look at the Cacti graphs for them and you'll see why. 2013-05-22T21:34:32 ...that is if you don't run screaming from the room. 2013-05-22T21:34:57 --> 49.3%wa <-- 2013-05-22T21:35:10 Something is _very_ wrong with those two machines. They don't do shit, and they're always using swap. 2013-05-22T21:35:19 Just not enough hours in the day to figure it out yet 2013-05-22T21:35:26 ...now that I can *see* it, anyway. 2013-05-22T21:35:55 we're gonna lose our level 7 farming portal tonight. 2013-05-22T21:36:16 Goddamn lazy smurfs! 2013-05-22T21:36:40 You know it's got to have been eating at them, knowing we're farming the fuck out of it. heheh 2013-05-22T21:36:59 I figured it was bugging handler that we just ignored it outright. lol 2013-05-22T21:37:15 Oh I'm sure he's feeling pretty stupid right now about that 2013-05-22T21:37:29 not so sure on that 2013-05-22T21:37:42 "Yeah we'll show them... we'll make the portal real high level and link it like mad so they can't take it down..." 2013-05-22T21:37:54 "...and then they'll just farm it all day long for the next week." 2013-05-22T21:38:01 btw, saturday we have a field trip scheduled to his house to take out the portal in his backyard 2013-05-22T21:38:28 since he made such a big deal about nobody touching it. 2013-05-22T21:38:40 I don't even want to know where that is 2013-05-22T21:38:49 i'll send you directions 2013-05-22T21:38:50 If I went out there and blew it up in the middle of the night he'd freak out 2013-05-22T21:38:59 levelor has been doing that 2013-05-22T21:39:15 Once i get the bike fixed and it costs me like two cents a mile, THEN I'll deliberately hit targets all over town 2013-05-22T21:39:41 we're gonna green bellvue on saturday 2013-05-22T21:39:52 \Apparently Levelor knew him from awhile back 2013-05-22T21:40:13 I wouldn't admit that 2013-05-22T21:40:25 The next time I'm out in Bellvue (and yes I realize it's actually really close to my house) it'll be to go to Sears to get a tapered reamer 2013-05-22T21:40:56 datanetworks you guys rock! 2013-05-22T21:40:58 Average Power 2013-05-22T21:40:58 ( 2013-05-22T21:40:58 s 2013-05-22T21:40:59 FA12K-40): 1200W nominal, 1500W max 2013-05-22T21:41:01 Dagmar: It may be close to your place, but the big question is *why* would you go to bellevue. 2013-05-22T21:41:20 oddball: The only place in town that will admit to selling tapered reamers, online. 2013-05-22T21:41:20 It's a nice neighborhood, but the comercial area is dead. 2013-05-22T21:41:32 Sears apparently still carries the tools Radio Shack used to. 2013-05-22T21:41:54 I need to make some nice round holes in the bike's dash to install new ignition and cutout buttons. 2013-05-22T21:42:05 Really? I would think that a lot of hardware stores would carry them. 2013-05-22T21:42:15 I've decided I just don't like the way the current one's lack of giving a shit about water is 2013-05-22T21:42:22 It's literally open to the air 2013-05-22T21:42:45 I would think that Home Depot or Lowes would. Now... getting someone in the store that knows what a tapered reamer was... 2013-05-22T21:42:54 Granted if I've got water all the way up to the handlebars, I'm in a world of shit, but... 2013-05-22T21:43:02 oddball: LOL NOPE 2013-05-22T21:43:05 that sounds like something Corydon76-home would have next to the bed 2013-05-22T21:43:26 oddball: The last time I went into Lowe's I was looking for fridge weatherstripping, and they doubted such a thing exists. 2013-05-22T21:43:47 This woman tried to tell me "I'm sure none of the refrigerators we sell have them." 2013-05-22T21:44:07 Just gonna leave this here. http://www.ingress.com/intel?ll=36.07895,-86.926399&z=18 2013-05-22T21:44:08 I'm goingto have to order that for my fridge online, after I match the shape of it 2013-05-22T21:44:08 Title: Ingress (at www.ingress.com) 2013-05-22T21:44:11 Oh... yeah... Lowes was the place where I couldn't find *in 2 different stores* anyone that knew what a pin punch was. 2013-05-22T21:44:53 not even a ten minute ride from here hehe 2013-05-22T21:45:23 The main problem I think is that unlike drill bits, you basically *don't* break a tapered reamer 2013-05-22T21:45:34 Not many people have a need to make like, a jillion holes in metal 2013-05-22T21:45:41 ...and it's a big fucking steel spike. 2013-05-22T21:45:56 So... not a lot of traffic in tapered reamers really. 2013-05-22T21:46:19 I'd order it online but I want to see what other tools of minor destruction they might be selling 2013-05-22T21:46:50 Above a certain size, people will just use a drill bit meant for making circles 2013-05-22T21:47:05 ...but god I swear they're like fucking magic tools. 2013-05-22T21:47:25 How many times have all of us seriously cocked up a simple hole in a plastic case 2013-05-22T21:47:42 Add tapered reamer... *boom* perfect round holes. 2013-05-22T21:47:56 right 2013-05-22T21:48:42 That's one of those things that my dad could go down to the local store in Detroit and the guy would know exactly what it was and have a wide selection, but down here... 2013-05-22T21:49:22 The Ace hardware across the street from here is good for nails and screws and outlets 2013-05-22T21:49:26 *** LastChild has joined #se2600 2013-05-22T21:49:26 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o LastChild 2013-05-22T21:49:42 ...and wire and chain. 2013-05-22T21:50:06 I'd almost forgotten what Usenet was like. And then someone posted something off-topic to the Nashville Atheists meetup list 2013-05-22T21:50:22 *boom* 2013-05-22T21:50:35 Well, your asbestos suit probably still fits 2013-05-22T21:50:49 Fortunately, I can't post to the list 2013-05-22T21:51:41 Dare me to make a meme of "ATHEISTS ARE THE NEW VEGANS" and post it to Reddit? ;) 2013-05-22T21:51:48 and I turned it off. I get enough actual teenage drama without pseudo-teenage drama by real adults 2013-05-22T21:52:11 Oh, apparently you're on that list, too 2013-05-22T21:52:21 Pegged the topic precisely 2013-05-22T21:53:03 I'm not on that list. 2013-05-22T21:53:06 It's fucking everywhere. 2013-05-22T21:53:14 Reddit and especially Facebook. 2013-05-22T21:53:20 Somebody posted an anti-vegan link to the Nashville Atheists list 2013-05-22T21:53:25 They literally are the new Vegans 2013-05-22T21:53:40 "How do you know if someone's a Vegan?" 2013-05-22T21:53:45 "Don't worry -- they'll tell you." 2013-05-22T21:53:46 and one of the vegans went apeshit over it 2013-05-22T21:53:56 Ran into some evangelical athiests recently, I take it? 2013-05-22T21:54:05 I suspect that I could practically start WWIII online with that meme 2013-05-22T21:54:46 No, no, what you need to do is make a meme that confuses atheism with scientology 2013-05-22T21:54:55 wilbur: I'm goign to forward you a couple of emails 2013-05-22T21:55:20 Or veganism with scientology 2013-05-22T21:55:25 k 2013-05-22T21:55:51 OH, that reminds me... wilpig: I was cleaning the house, and came across something that Naienko and I thought Eddie should have. 2013-05-22T21:56:04 uh oh 2013-05-22T21:56:16 Scientologists are over 2013-05-22T21:56:31 It's one of those obnoxious singing Santas on a motorcycle. 2013-05-22T21:56:37 wilpig: I can pretty much know when DiamondIP is fucking up within five minutes of looking at my inbox. 2013-05-22T21:56:54 Tell him he can either keep it or take it with him to the range. 2013-05-22T21:56:58 nice 2013-05-22T21:57:10 It's just a lot of debug output so I can be very sure when I write the last 100 lines or so to glue all the bits together, it'll always know what to do 2013-05-22T21:57:39 I *think* I might have killed the other slow-disk issue on swo this afternoon as well 2013-05-22T21:58:08 As far as I can tell, it was actually resulting in *stolen time* which doesn't show up on our VMs 2013-05-22T21:58:41 I have those CPU utilization graphs tweaked pretty tight, so now I can see what the fuck is going on. 2013-05-22T21:59:05 ...for both old and new SNMPd. 2013-05-22T21:59:21 Total clock ticks is basically within 99.6% of 100 2013-05-22T21:59:51 ...which is all juddering caused by Cacti not probing all the values simultaneously 2013-05-22T22:01:06 I also caught Cacti writing shit to the wrong RRD again 2013-05-22T22:01:19 Some of the bugs in that thing are just demented 2013-05-22T22:40:53 Dagmar: did you read this? http://slashdot.org/topic/bi/mariadb-vs-mysql-a-comparison/ 2013-05-22T22:40:54 Title: MariaDB vs. MySQL: A Comparison (at slashdot.org) 2013-05-22T22:41:47 HAHAh 2013-05-22T22:42:30 If I were to suggest switching to MariaDB it would work about as well as if I'd walked into the meeting and announced that I thought dousing ourselves in kerosene and juggling hand grenades would be a nice team-building excercise. 2013-05-22T22:42:52 I'll buy the gas 2013-05-22T22:43:06 can we start with netsec? 2013-05-22T22:43:18 heh 2013-05-22T22:45:05 This dude is going to have a new career very soon 2013-05-22T22:45:06 http://www.kokes.net/projectlonghaul/projectlonghaul.htm 2013-05-22T22:45:07 Title: KdN - Kokes dot Net (at www.kokes.net) 2013-05-22T22:50:52 ROFL "A very small, thin and SHARP circle of metal accompanies the intended ring when it is cut off. Pro tip: not a good gift for children!" 2013-05-22T23:09:03 http://apps.warnerbros.com/hangover3/giraffegame/us/ 2013-05-22T23:09:04 Title: The Hangover Part III - GIRAFFE OR DUCK (at apps.warnerbros.com) 2013-05-22T23:17:14 *** frsilent has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 252 seconds) 2013-05-22T23:54:59 http://www.crime-research.org/library/grcdos.pdf interesting examination of a 13 y/o DDoSing a site and taking it offline 2013-05-22T23:59:08 with full IRC chatlog with a bot runner