2013-05-15T00:00:00 I'm not really sure how it would affect ksplice to be honest. 2013-05-15T00:00:08 They're binary diffs. 2013-05-15T00:00:12 Bahhumbug you run centos don't you 2013-05-15T00:00:27 even less transparent thatn fully patched tarballs with no diffs 2013-05-15T00:00:35 Basically loads a module that permits patching the runtime kernel core if memory serves. 2013-05-15T00:00:40 eryc: that's clear, we all know this 2013-05-15T00:00:51 yup 2013-05-15T00:00:56 yeah 2013-05-15T00:01:00 eryc: i'm not faulting him for that 2013-05-15T00:01:23 centos is great 2013-05-15T00:01:33 Oh goody. A 3-way conversation with a troll from what I see here. 2013-05-15T00:01:38 but dont get your pantyhose all ruffled when you don't get patches 2013-05-15T00:01:41 I'm done. See sdodson - thanks for the chat. 2013-05-15T00:01:49 Err, see ya.. 2013-05-15T00:01:50 Bahhumbug: goodnight 2013-05-15T00:01:58 i thought you were rolling kernel updates! 2013-05-15T00:02:30 i think its funny Bahhumbug is calling me a troll 2013-05-15T00:02:32 Bahhumbug: be thankful we patched firefox for you today so your, probably much higher risk, users don't get popped and have their passwords leaked 2013-05-15T00:02:50 Servers run FF? 2013-05-15T00:02:57 Mine don't :) 2013-05-15T00:03:01 eryc: it's not totally inacurrate, you've got the troll spirit but you're logical, i'm not sure what makes you 2013-05-15T00:03:19 Bahhumbug: yeah, but your PFY uses his reddit password that's the same as his kerberos id 2013-05-15T00:03:41 Heh.. I doubt it. 2013-05-15T00:03:52 oh i'm with you, its just funny that he's a lying whiney bitch trolling about how redhat sucks 2013-05-15T00:04:08 so i dont feel bad trolling him in return 2013-05-15T00:05:07 Bahhumbug: maybe you should run one of those "toy" OSs and you'd get quicker patches 2013-05-15T00:11:06 http://freshballs.com/index.html/ 2013-05-15T00:11:07 Title: FreshBalls.com | The Natural Solution (at freshballs.com) 2013-05-15T00:16:18 I'm not clicking that. 2013-05-15T00:17:03 it's a real product 2013-05-15T00:17:09 I've linked it before 2013-05-15T00:17:38 so looking at the latest code submissions I dare not touch any of it because i'm gonna break random non-bracketed if statements. ugh https://github.com/samilliken/openDCIM/blob/master/power.inc.php#L496 2013-05-15T00:17:39 Title: openDCIM/power.inc.php at master · samilliken/openDCIM · GitHub (at github.com) 2013-05-15T00:18:11 you'd think he was paying a tax on every time he used a bracket 2013-05-15T00:18:25 Bahhumbug: i bet systemd fixes it too 2013-05-15T00:18:28 Yeah, sure. You finally get me to trust you again and BLAM! Giant goatse on my screen. 2013-05-15T00:18:47 i trust wilpig_ i don't trust aestetix_ 2013-05-15T00:18:51 jonnyx: they have radio commercials. the ones at christmas were semi-amusing 2013-05-15T00:19:06 "give your boss the gift of FRESH BALLS!" 2013-05-15T00:19:18 Hi, i'm x and I was told to report to HR. 2013-05-15T00:19:39 NO! If I've learned nothing else from you people, it's TRUST NO ONE! 2013-05-15T00:19:58 ...wait, maybe that was the X-Files. 2013-05-15T00:20:08 Nevermind. 2013-05-15T00:20:18 * jonnyx clicks 2013-05-15T00:20:38 AIIIIII! Hidden goatse link! 2013-05-15T00:20:41 Now jonnyx, too, will have fresh balls 2013-05-15T00:21:24 Always. 2013-05-15T00:21:36 I hate that...not so fresh feeling. 2013-05-15T00:23:14 Finally, a video game I can enjoy: http://laughingsquid.com/lego-breaking-bad-the-video-game-a-parody-by-brian-anderson/ 2013-05-15T00:23:16 Title: LEGO Breaking Bad: The Video Game, A Parody by Brian Anderson (at laughingsquid.com) 2013-05-15T00:28:00 I'd play it 2013-05-15T00:51:27 sdodson: why don't you trust me? 2013-05-15T00:57:16 vagina 2013-05-15T01:00:43 *** LastChild has quit IRC (*.net *.split) 2013-05-15T01:00:51 *** opticron has quit IRC (*.net *.split) 2013-05-15T01:00:51 *** Mirage_ has quit IRC (*.net *.split) 2013-05-15T01:00:58 *** Shadow404 has quit IRC (*.net *.split) 2013-05-15T01:01:02 *** peacebyfire has quit IRC (*.net *.split) 2013-05-15T01:03:51 *** LastChild has joined #se2600 2013-05-15T01:03:51 *** opticron has joined #se2600 2013-05-15T01:03:51 *** Mirage_ has joined #se2600 2013-05-15T01:03:51 *** Shadow404 has joined #se2600 2013-05-15T01:03:51 *** hubbard.freenode.net sets mode: +oooo LastChild opticron Mirage_ Shadow404 2013-05-15T01:03:51 *** peacebyfire has joined #se2600 2013-05-15T01:46:06 *** jonny_X has joined #se2600 2013-05-15T01:47:28 *** jonnyx has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 256 seconds) 2013-05-15T01:50:37 *** RangerZ1 has joined #se2600 2013-05-15T01:54:47 I *knew* there was great suffering that I was missing out on... 2013-05-15T01:54:48 http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/this-is-the-most-epic-brand-meltdown-on-facebook-ever?utm_campaign=socialflow&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=buzzfeed 2013-05-15T01:54:49 Title: This Is The Most Epic Brand Meltdown On Facebook Ever (at www.buzzfeed.com) 2013-05-15T01:59:03 epic meltdown? 2013-05-15T01:59:06 * aestetix_ clicks 2013-05-15T01:59:08 better not be goatse 2013-05-15T02:02:31 wow 2013-05-15T02:07:41 now I am watching the show 2013-05-15T02:17:45 okay if anyone is bored and wants to be amused. http://opendcim.wilpig.com/devices.php?deviceid=3 l/p dcim/dcim enter the konami code after the page loads 2013-05-15T02:20:00 wow 2013-05-15T02:20:06 Dagmar: that video is also epic 2013-05-15T02:24:41 watching that video now 2013-05-15T02:24:51 gonna start off with she just looks like a cunt to start with 2013-05-15T02:25:19 haha 2013-05-15T02:30:14 are there actually people like this? 2013-05-15T02:37:46 *** RangerZ has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving.) 2013-05-15T02:55:47 wilpig_: that show was epic 2013-05-15T02:57:12 no joke. she's one of those women that hasn't been told to shut up enough 2013-05-15T02:58:33 at least she knows how to make a sammich 2013-05-15T02:58:43 not according to ramsey 2013-05-15T02:59:30 I like Ramsey but let's face it. He's a raving ass too. 2013-05-15T02:59:45 he is... but damn. I've got his back on this one 2013-05-15T02:59:51 she needs to stfu 2013-05-15T03:01:25 LastChild: agreed. 2013-05-15T03:01:27 But uh 2013-05-15T03:01:37 I assume they knew that going into the show. 2013-05-15T03:06:23 heh ya i saw this earlier tonight 2013-05-15T03:06:36 pretty awesome 2013-05-15T03:06:54 i hope they go bankrupt and collect welfare 2013-05-15T03:07:47 I hope they do as well and they pull that welfare check from you alone 2013-05-15T03:08:37 we're all in this together wilpig 2013-05-15T03:08:47 you're part of the safety net too 2013-05-15T03:08:51 fuck that. they need welfare, we eat them 2013-05-15T03:09:12 there is also the questionable marriage between the russian gangster and the valley girl 2013-05-15T03:09:14 come along wilpig, hold your part of the net up! 2013-05-15T03:09:30 I'm doing my part to lighten the load in the net 2013-05-15T03:09:34 i thought she might give nice blowjobs 2013-05-15T03:09:34 I am guessing he never talks back to her because then she won't give him a bj 2013-05-15T03:09:43 I'll have my roast bitch medium, thanks. 2013-05-15T03:09:46 aestetix_ and i think alike 2013-05-15T03:10:17 the internet should get her into porn 2013-05-15T03:10:43 thats the only way this can end according to internet rules 2013-05-15T03:11:02 hmm 2013-05-15T03:11:05 what about him 2013-05-15T03:11:12 I feel like I should find that reddit threat and declare rule 34 2013-05-15T03:11:19 actually he might be able to have a role with lemonparty 2013-05-15T03:12:47 i almost felt sorry for him until he put on the russian gangster persona 2013-05-15T03:13:13 http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/1dzh5g/craziest_restaurant_owners_in_kitchen_nightmares/ 2013-05-15T03:13:16 Title: Craziest Restaurant Owners in Kitchen Nightmares History (US). (Gordon Ramsay actually walks out for the first time) : videos (at www.reddit.com) 2013-05-15T03:13:20 its like, ok dude we clearly see who wears the pants in that relationship 2013-05-15T03:13:52 heh witch hunting 2013-05-15T03:14:02 "This video contains content from FOX, who has blocked it on copyright grounds" 2013-05-15T03:15:07 i guess she made good on her promises 2013-05-15T03:15:13 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu0ByqBoSiE 2013-05-15T03:15:14 Title: Kitchen Nightmares S06E16 - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 2013-05-15T03:15:56 sweet time to watch the first part 2013-05-15T03:16:46 I'm trying to get motivated to work on opendcim a little instead of just making it do useless things and slack off 2013-05-15T03:17:16 you should write it in python which has coding style standards (pep8) 2013-05-15T03:17:27 that'll never work 2013-05-15T03:17:45 I love it. A russian ganster, totally whipped, working for his woman in a shitty restaurant in arizona 2013-05-15T03:17:52 maybe they make a phplint you can force all code to pass thru 2013-05-15T03:18:13 hell, eclipse will auto format PHP for you i thought 2013-05-15T03:18:32 I just need to meet up with dolemite and lock him in a room with 1 php file full of crazy if statements and somehow make it control the door 2013-05-15T03:18:33 (just for indenting/etc) standardization 2013-05-15T03:18:44 then fuckup just one of those statements 2013-05-15T03:19:11 he learns to use braces or he stays locked in teh room. either way the problem is solved 2013-05-15T03:19:24 omg, doesn't use braces? 2013-05-15T03:19:33 *pitchforks time* 2013-05-15T03:19:53 23:17 < wilpig_> so looking at the latest code submissions I dare not touch any of it because i'm gonna break random non-bracketed if statements. ugh 2013-05-15T03:19:56 https://github.com/samilliken/openDCIM/blob/master/power.inc.php#L496 2013-05-15T03:19:57 Title: openDCIM/power.inc.php at master · samilliken/openDCIM · GitHub (at github.com) 2013-05-15T03:26:18 http://delishows.com/kitchen-nightmares-us-season-6-episode-15-chappys.html 2013-05-15T03:26:24 guess i'll watch this with dinner 2013-05-15T03:26:45 ohh, i'm skipping around the ep 2013-05-15T03:26:49 its great, lol 2013-05-15T03:26:54 a lot of this isn't worth watching 2013-05-15T03:27:21 the chappy's one is from nashville 2013-05-15T03:27:28 ohh 2013-05-15T03:27:30 hmm 2013-05-15T03:27:36 she met him in vegas while he was banging playmates 2013-05-15T03:28:03 she says she tamed him and married after 5 months and told him her dream was to open a restaurant 2013-05-15T03:28:59 my dream is to be an astronaut 2013-05-15T03:29:02 doesn't mean shit 2013-05-15T03:29:03 lol 2013-05-15T03:29:10 oh and she's a cat lady 2013-05-15T03:29:13 she speaks cat 2013-05-15T03:29:17 she just meowed 2013-05-15T03:29:18 yep 2013-05-15T03:29:22 RangerZ1: we're all hoping to launch you into space. ;) 2013-05-15T03:29:23 gotta love them 2013-05-15T03:31:50 hahaha 2013-05-15T03:32:13 i fucking HATE signs that say "cat hair makes everything taste better" 2013-05-15T03:36:01 I guess you prefer shaved pussy? 2013-05-15T03:36:20 I plead the 5th on that one 2013-05-15T03:40:08 this is funny 2013-05-15T03:40:09 http://individual.utoronto.ca/somody/quiz.html 2013-05-15T03:40:10 Title: Prof or Hobo? - Quiz (at individual.utoronto.ca) 2013-05-15T03:40:20 taken it 2013-05-15T03:40:21 failed 2013-05-15T03:40:30 heh i like this youtube comment: It was weird when she started talking about Christmas and going home. I think she has some trauma... def.? some things to work through. Wow. I hope she gets some help. 2013-05-15T03:40:37 biggest shock to me, is that crazy lady from vegas or w/e in NV just wanted him to come to her store and give her a good review, and show how "they are right and the bad reviews are wrong" 2013-05-15T03:40:59 ehh, i closed it out 2013-05-15T03:41:21 yea that was good 2013-05-15T03:41:45 wait 2013-05-15T03:41:52 how long was that restaurant open for? 2013-05-15T03:42:00 a year i think 2013-05-15T03:42:13 they've been through 100 employees 2013-05-15T03:42:41 i'm sure every single one has read all the threads by now 2013-05-15T03:43:05 one guy on yelp, a legit review before all this 2013-05-15T03:43:19 he gets a table on the front patio and orders a pizza right 2013-05-15T03:43:26 pizza comes out in 2mins flat and he's like 2013-05-15T03:43:40 damn that was quick how could you have made this fresh 2013-05-15T03:43:52 and they say, oh another table didn't want it so we gave it to you 2013-05-15T03:43:59 and he's like wtf.. well whatever 2013-05-15T03:44:25 so he starts eating the pizza and he sees that they've layered more tomatos and toppics on top of a pizza that had clearly been sitting out wilting 2013-05-15T03:44:46 eww 2013-05-15T03:44:46 but he's like whatever and lights up a cig 2013-05-15T03:44:58 so then they come out and say sorry no smoking out here 2013-05-15T03:45:09 and he's like so you're just going to fuck me on the ending too eh 2013-05-15T03:45:23 and she's like, yea i guess so (one of the waitresses) 2013-05-15T03:45:42 at least this is how my bro told it to me 2013-05-15T03:45:49 you can dig up the review if you like 2013-05-15T03:46:45 wait 2013-05-15T03:46:52 wow 2013-05-15T03:46:55 that is disgusting 2013-05-15T03:47:28 i can accept the pizza thing, if another table left or something (and it was done right) 2013-05-15T03:47:32 thats cool, w/e 2013-05-15T03:47:40 but the layered, and then the smoking things is fucked 2013-05-15T03:47:56 and the waitress , just nice 2013-05-15T03:48:23 ya well you know they sent her out there, so she's just the messenger 2013-05-15T03:48:32 yep 2013-05-15T03:49:01 just like the waitress on that show, if i was a competator resturant, i would scalp all of their employees all the time 2013-05-15T03:49:17 would build just amazing brand loyalty from them knowing how bad it could be, they would stay forever 2013-05-15T03:49:18 lol 2013-05-15T03:49:32 lol 2013-05-15T03:49:52 well they get like 11-14 an hour which really isn't that bad 2013-05-15T03:50:08 yeah it is,compared to what a waitress could make at peak times 2013-05-15T03:50:18 but average, isn't too bad 2013-05-15T03:50:29 but knowing them, they only let them work part time 2013-05-15T03:50:40 so as to not have to pay health insurance, etc 2013-05-15T03:50:41 i mean its terrible by my standards but relatively speaking it seems ok 2013-05-15T03:50:49 lol yea prob 2013-05-15T03:50:56 39 hours a week 2013-05-15T03:51:05 hell, its all i'm making now in that range (upper, but still) 2013-05-15T03:51:22 but i'm also a grad student, and make like 3x more than most other grad students, so i'm not complaining 2013-05-15T03:51:37 vandy pays REALLY well for RA and TA stipends 2013-05-15T03:52:13 friend of mine was at Univ. of Pitt, and couldn't afford to continue going there, even though he was TAing and getting it for free, b/c they only paid him 10k/year stipend 2013-05-15T03:52:20 and he has a 6y/o kid 2013-05-15T03:52:21 ouch 2013-05-15T03:53:22 i think it costs more than that to own a dog 2013-05-15T03:53:27 RangerZ1: yeah, the current generation is fucking over the students 2013-05-15T03:53:39 because they can 2013-05-15T03:53:41 yep 2013-05-15T03:53:48 and the gov't can't help 2013-05-15T03:54:04 i blame the schools themselves 2013-05-15T03:54:35 8,000 news outlets with posts on Crazy Amy B 2013-05-15T03:55:08 building multi million dollar gyms and rec centers that are 'ehh' or 'only for athletes' then making normal students (like myself) have to take out a fair amount of student loan debt to get your bachelors 2013-05-15T03:55:30 b/c a 4yr degree is basically the same as a high school deploma in the 70s 2013-05-15T03:55:41 true 2013-05-15T03:55:43 can't get any good job now a days starting out without one 2013-05-15T03:55:53 you need a phd dawg 2013-05-15T03:55:55 and even if you have experience, you'll hit a wall 2013-05-15T03:56:02 actually masters 2013-05-15T03:56:11 PhD cuts possible lifetime earnings by a lot 2013-05-15T03:56:12 phd you sign your own paycheck 2013-05-15T03:56:20 really 2013-05-15T03:56:22 even with that 2013-05-15T03:56:23 yep 2013-05-15T03:56:34 then yea masters 2013-05-15T03:56:51 get an MBA too 2013-05-15T03:56:52 bachelors in CS right now is golden ticket to <2% unemployment , masters is like 0.05% 2013-05-15T03:57:02 heh nice 2013-05-15T03:57:23 and there are like 300 applications to every CS prof job posting 2013-05-15T03:57:25 if you get a gov clearance i bet its like 0.0000000000001% 2013-05-15T03:57:41 i have gov't clearance (for darpa atleast) 2013-05-15T03:57:46 for ITAR 2013-05-15T03:57:51 even better 2013-05-15T03:57:56 tons of jobs then 2013-05-15T03:58:05 which is below secret, and doesn't transfer workplaces 2013-05-15T03:58:14 so its not that useful except at vandy 2013-05-15T03:58:26 good enough, shows you can get it 2013-05-15T03:58:37 but vandy has more money than god right now in funding 2013-05-15T03:58:41 just can't start right away on the first gig 2013-05-15T03:58:43 atleast in CS 2013-05-15T03:59:00 thats cool 2013-05-15T03:59:18 i swear these people are fucking insane, the "world expert in this", the "world expert" in that 2013-05-15T03:59:34 what kind of cs stuff anything cool 2013-05-15T03:59:38 because they(and we by proxy) work in such a weird area, that vandy basically invented it 2013-05-15T03:59:45 heh 2013-05-15T03:59:52 model based design of software integrated systems 2013-05-15T04:00:11 eh ok 2013-05-15T04:00:19 so taking the concept of DB schemas, and applying that to code generation 2013-05-15T04:00:27 i feel like those words were just placed next to each other 2013-05-15T04:00:37 and using that code in embedded devices 2013-05-15T04:00:40 I'm the world's leading expert in midget clown porn with half-asian women on skates. 2013-05-15T04:00:43 but the 'model' also includes physical properties of the system, not just logic 2013-05-15T04:00:59 wilpig_: that is MTSU 2013-05-15T04:01:39 RangerZ1: if it's below TS you're in the company of about 4 million people :p 2013-05-15T04:01:53 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWejtb5OAGE my PN last time 2013-05-15T04:01:54 Title: PhreakNIC 16 11 Android Best Practices and Side Projects Michael Walker - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 2013-05-15T04:01:56 sorta talking about it 2013-05-15T04:03:51 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KHvG3kQKLY4 here is my updated talk ( i just found it, and haven't watched it yet) 2013-05-15T04:03:52 Title: Notacon 10 - Track 1 Talk 1 - Model Integrated Computing (Code Generation) and how it loves - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 2013-05-15T04:04:03 wait are you the guy working on the android skeleton thing on github 2013-05-15T04:04:09 yeah 2013-05-15T04:04:13 ohh yea 2013-05-15T04:04:18 i've been followng that repo 2013-05-15T04:04:23 it works now 2013-05-15T04:04:28 just not user friendly 2013-05-15T04:04:28 sweet 2013-05-15T04:04:31 has for months 2013-05-15T04:04:39 i bought intellij idea the other week 2013-05-15T04:04:45 i want to code up some android in it 2013-05-15T04:04:48 i'm working on a major update to it, to allow *:* relationships 2013-05-15T04:05:01 i'd recommend eclipse the first time 2013-05-15T04:05:06 until you get used to doing it 2013-05-15T04:05:07 yea i have been too busy coding python to do andorid but thats changing 2013-05-15T04:05:18 eclipse is the google standard 2013-05-15T04:05:19 i used eclipse before 2013-05-15T04:05:30 for android it changes a fair amount 2013-05-15T04:05:55 http://www.jetbrains.com/idea/features/android.html 2013-05-15T04:05:56 Title: IntelliJ IDEA :: Android Development (at www.jetbrains.com) 2013-05-15T04:06:11 idk this looks good to me 2013-05-15T04:06:22 i mean i used eclipse for android before, i wasn't too thrilled 2013-05-15T04:06:35 yeah, its gotten a lot better 2013-05-15T04:06:37 TONS 2013-05-15T04:06:45 but it still is. 'ehh' 2013-05-15T04:06:56 well watch this video and tell me what you think 2013-05-15T04:07:04 its short 2013-05-15T04:08:05 ok? 2013-05-15T04:08:25 im just wondering if it looks crappy relative to eclipse 2013-05-15T04:08:34 ohh, no, its not too bad 2013-05-15T04:09:07 the ui designer seems ok though basic.. which is how i remember eclipse being 2013-05-15T04:09:26 that got a lot better in particular 2013-05-15T04:09:31 have they done anything to make it easy to make "cool" guis like in ics and jb 2013-05-15T04:09:36 yeah 2013-05-15T04:09:37 ok 2013-05-15T04:09:38 they have 2013-05-15T04:09:39 cool 2013-05-15T04:09:58 i will check it out then 2013-05-15T04:10:23 i have a full hd right now with all this FPGA software i loaded up for a class i'm taking thursday 2013-05-15T04:10:31 but after that i'll have room to install eclipse 2013-05-15T04:11:32 * eryc passes out 2013-05-15T04:21:22 he's in common space. 2013-05-15T04:21:27 * wilpig_ hands out the sharpies 2013-05-15T04:22:44 heh reminds me of when I drew smiley faces on the bottom of each of my youngest's toes when she fell asleep in my recliner. 2013-05-15T04:23:00 that sounds like child abuse 2013-05-15T04:23:00 nice 2013-05-15T04:23:00 my wife was not amused 2013-05-15T04:40:05 damn beetles. had my gnomes mining and apparently some beetles had been down there spawning since about the time I started this game. fucker nearly killed everyone 2013-05-15T04:42:19 4x9 area completely filled with corpses. so there are at least 36 dead things. gnomes and beetles 2013-05-15T04:48:36 LastChild: its ok, now you will always have a story to tell those online to amuse them 2013-05-15T04:54:01 RangerZ1: I wish that worked on everything I do that doesn't amuse my wife. 2013-05-15T04:54:43 .s/wife/ex girlfriend 2013-05-15T04:54:52 but yeah, lol 2013-05-15T04:58:37 http://rt.com/usa/military-prostitution-ring-ft-hood-287/ 2013-05-15T04:58:40 Title: Military sexual assault prevention officer accused of running prostitution ring — RT USA (at rt.com) 2013-05-15T04:58:41 wtf 2013-05-15T04:58:42 just wtf 2013-05-15T05:00:30 sadly not surprising 2013-05-15T05:02:05 penis 2013-05-15T05:04:48 anyways... goodnight, going to crash (not out in the open) 2013-05-15T05:05:18 Later 2013-05-15T05:05:32 nor like Dagmar's parking lot with cars slamming into vehicles within spitting distance of BOTH his modes of transporation, lol 2013-05-15T06:32:31 *** LastChild has quit IRC (Quit: and the monkey flips the switch) 2013-05-15T07:17:30 http://outkickthecoverage.com/nashvilles-steeplechase-catfight.php best quote "Update: based on multiple emails, this is Vanderbilt starting center Joe Townsend. He is a catfight hero." 2013-05-15T07:17:31 Title: Nashville's Iroquois Steeplechase: CatFight! : Outkick The Coverage (at outkickthecoverage.com) 2013-05-15T07:19:55 A catfight for grown men is kind of like a trip to the zoo to see a baby panda bear when you're in third grade. 2013-05-15T07:19:58 The entire time you're thinking to yourself, "Is this really happening? That's a real-life baby panda! 2013-05-15T07:42:50 *** Dolemite has joined #se2600 2013-05-15T07:42:50 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Dolemite 2013-05-15T07:42:51 mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez! 2013-05-15T07:50:29 no 2013-05-15T07:50:36 I didn't get shit done last night, btw 2013-05-15T07:50:53 but you should try the konami code on a few pages and see how that plays out 2013-05-15T07:51:13 it's quite amusing on a device page with several power and network connections 2013-05-15T07:51:45 and it isn't IE friendly because... fuck ie? ie + css3 = lolyeahright 2013-05-15T07:54:05 My day yesterday, where I expected to have time to get a lot done, ended up being packed full with other stuff to do. 2013-05-15T07:54:17 When I got home last night was the first chance I had to work on things. 2013-05-15T07:54:44 I need to test the builtin SNMP functions against the external calls to see how much faster (if any) they are 2013-05-15T08:02:24 Bah. Whatever you did to cabnavigator.php, you removed the logic to give me access to everything even though I have global read/write 2013-05-15T08:02:30 I gotta fix that first :P 2013-05-15T08:05:43 Ok, got that fixed 2013-05-15T08:05:50 So what's the trigger on the konami code? 2013-05-15T08:10:23 *** Dolemite has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 250 seconds) 2013-05-15T08:19:22 Everyone mock dolemite for apparently not knowing the konami code, and Dagmar: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=145182047#_=_ 2013-05-15T08:19:23 Title: Steam Community :: Screenshot :: Look at all the bodies (at steamcommunity.com) 2013-05-15T08:23:24 *** RangerZ1 has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) 2013-05-15T08:31:02 *** ZeroMinuS|Work has joined #se2600 2013-05-15T08:53:27 *** Synx|hm has joined #se2600 2013-05-15T09:14:21 morning 2013-05-15T10:00:24 *** benthemeek has joined #se2600 2013-05-15T10:00:24 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o benthemeek 2013-05-15T10:41:04 *** ZeroMinuS|Work has quit IRC () 2013-05-15T11:04:47 car seat just arrived in mail from baby registery 2013-05-15T11:04:53 what i have i done!?!?!?! 2013-05-15T11:05:16 lost the lottery? 2013-05-15T11:07:41 we'll find out shortly i guess 2013-05-15T11:07:49 looking forward to the lack of sleep :( 2013-05-15T11:15:34 *** jonnyx has joined #se2600 2013-05-15T11:16:47 *** jonny_X has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 246 seconds) 2013-05-15T11:29:58 can someone explain the diff between a MIB and OID is laymens to me? 2013-05-15T11:42:22 mib is the forest and oid is a tree 2013-05-15T11:44:27 its just a list of OID's right? 2013-05-15T11:44:42 a easy way of navigating to OIDs or selecting a group of them 2013-05-15T11:44:56 *** oddball has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 252 seconds) 2013-05-15T11:46:43 *** oddball has joined #se2600 2013-05-15T11:47:27 just a list of them I think 2013-05-15T11:47:41 cool thats what i thought 2013-05-15T11:54:02 *** stowbari has joined #se2600 2013-05-15T14:11:28 *** notlarry has joined #se2600 2013-05-15T14:37:13 Wow. Just saw the Kitchen Nightmare episode Wilpig & co were discussing @ ~02:00ish. Those people were messed up; wife in particular seemed on the verge of a serious breakdown. 2013-05-15T14:37:30 ya 2013-05-15T15:07:23 *** stowbari has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving.) 2013-05-15T15:25:18 *** K4k has joined #se2600 2013-05-15T15:25:18 *** K4k has joined #se2600 2013-05-15T15:38:31 jonnyx: yep 2013-05-15T16:08:38 Trying to watch it. This is painful. 2013-05-15T16:13:45 Yup. Can't watch it. 2013-05-15T16:57:46 watched it *shudder* 2013-05-15T17:01:48 ohhhhh 2013-05-15T17:01:56 The old russian guy gave her the money to open the shop 2013-05-15T17:02:56 i love when he almost fights with that customer who is trying to leave because its taking too long to get his food 2013-05-15T17:08:01 http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/05/kitchen-nightmares-gordon-ramsey-samy-amy-bouzaglo/ 2013-05-15T17:08:02 Title: The Kitchen Nightmare Continues: Couple Slammed By Gordon Ramsay & Customers Escalate War | Radar Online (at radaronline.com) 2013-05-15T17:08:11 why do people do stupid shit on their facebook and then blame it on hackers 2013-05-15T17:08:52 look at those people, they are fucking crazy 2013-05-15T17:09:47 When the chef walked out into the restaurant and announced to all the customers he is nixxing the ravioli, that seemed a rather planned way to increase drama 2013-05-15T17:10:45 * benthemeek is highly sceptical of reality shows 2013-05-15T17:11:05 Of course in this case I think he could just get out of the way and let the drama create itself... 2013-05-15T17:12:01 I don't watch reality shows 2013-05-15T17:12:07 however, this episode is more of a surreality show 2013-05-15T17:12:10 lol 2013-05-15T17:12:30 I kept going "ok it can't get any worse. Oh wait, wow, it just got worse." 2013-05-15T17:12:43 I meant to get around to that king of the nerds show but never did 2013-05-15T17:13:11 (the reality show Wilpig and others liked) 2013-05-15T17:13:23 i mean, they want him to come there solely to use his name to endorse how good their food is 2013-05-15T17:13:30 they got what the deserved 2013-05-15T17:13:47 i mean, he lied to gordon that the pasta was fresh 2013-05-15T17:14:00 so that was just his retaliation 2013-05-15T17:14:39 humiliating them in frotn of customers is just going to create escalation, makes for good tv, but Im an NVC geek 2013-05-15T17:14:48 at least they were smart enough to clean the kitchen, those poor employees probably spent weeks scrubbing the floor at their feet to get it that pristine 2013-05-15T17:14:59 yeah I wondered about that 2013-05-15T17:15:43 I have never seen the show before. Is that usually what he has to correct? I bet they watched the show themselves and prepared it ahead of time so that they could get a good "grade" 2013-05-15T17:15:48 she told him she's never had a complaint about the pasta 2013-05-15T17:15:59 Her husband never tells her 2013-05-15T17:16:13 he got her some complaints! 2013-05-15T17:16:21 dysfunctional relationship = dysfunctional restaurant 2013-05-15T17:17:02 yea in most shows like that the kitchen is dirty and dysfunctional 2013-05-15T17:17:21 so they fix that, get rid of 90% of the menu and focus on a few main dishes 2013-05-15T17:17:25 and wrap up the show 2013-05-15T17:17:45 I wonder what is in store for the future for them 2013-05-15T17:17:45 its usually very forumlaic 2013-05-15T17:17:49 I am guessing he won't be getting any blowjobs anytime soon 2013-05-15T17:18:05 Like will people go there and buy a t shirt I survived ABC bakery or something? 2013-05-15T17:18:26 aestetix_: i think they were swingers too 2013-05-15T17:18:27 hahaha 2013-05-15T17:18:43 I have never wacthed much tv, bu didnt something like that happen with the Seinfeld soup nazi? 2013-05-15T17:19:15 People go there just to be mistreated? 2013-05-15T17:19:20 similar but totally different 2013-05-15T17:19:39 Well it sounds like the only thing this couple has going for them is how bad they are 2013-05-15T17:19:49 there's the wiener circle place in chicago that is like that 2013-05-15T17:20:05 If they could market that they might be able to stay in business as a curiosity 2013-05-15T17:20:07 but generally you need decent food to get away with that 2013-05-15T17:20:37 you can just be an ashsole to make up for your shortcomings as a human 2013-05-15T17:20:40 can't 2013-05-15T17:20:52 eryc: so maybe they need to start buying food from walmart instead of aldis? 2013-05-15T17:21:09 that might cut into their tip money 2013-05-15T17:21:57 ls 2013-05-15T17:22:02 . .. 2013-05-15T17:22:41 OR they could just sell the desserts 2013-05-15T17:22:44 he likes them 2013-05-15T17:23:03 he liked how they look 2013-05-15T17:23:13 there is a bakery her in murfreesboro that is making a killing just selling that 2013-05-15T17:23:15 i think from facebok it came out they don't make those either 2013-05-15T17:23:19 play to her strong points 2013-05-15T17:23:34 they repackage the cakes 2013-05-15T17:23:39 yikes 2013-05-15T17:23:45 so they lied there too 2013-05-15T17:23:47 *smh* 2013-05-15T17:23:54 wait 2013-05-15T17:23:59 if all the food is just repackaged 2013-05-15T17:24:06 what is the point of the kitchen? 2013-05-15T17:24:17 thats where the put the microwaves 2013-05-15T17:24:37 One of my favorite all time Penn and Teller: Bullshit episodes is on that though. When poeple are told they are getting expensive food they cant tell the difference 2013-05-15T17:24:40 the placebo effect 2013-05-15T17:25:20 yea i do think half the people on that show would have been fine if it weren't for all the drama and cameras 2013-05-15T17:25:33 no wonder the kitchen was so clean 2013-05-15T17:25:35 they never use it 2013-05-15T17:25:39 ha 2013-05-15T17:26:05 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9J1b3MqiX8 2013-05-15T17:26:06 Title: Penn and Teller bullshit "The Best" - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 2013-05-15T17:26:30 i loved that show 2013-05-15T17:26:37 wish it was still recording 2013-05-15T17:27:36 Someone should friend that restaurant on facebook and report on the drama 2013-05-15T17:30:01 wow 2013-05-15T17:30:04 "Do you have children?" 2013-05-15T17:30:12 "We have three little boys, but they're trapped inside cat bodies." 2013-05-15T17:30:30 My mom's last boss was the same kind of crazy as the woman on the show. 2013-05-15T17:31:20 Total control freak, neat freak, not particularly competent, crazy hostile to anyone who questioned her in any way. 2013-05-15T17:32:13 There was a lot of illegal shit going on in the business and bad craziness (and illegal) stuff in crazy ex-boss woman's personal life as well. 2013-05-15T17:33:02 People like that seem to be able to put up a good front for a while, then the cracks begin to show (especially to those around them) then everything goes to hell fast. 2013-05-15T17:33:49 Crazy ex-boss wound up skipping town in a flurry of lawsuits and investigations by the local and state authorities. 2013-05-15T17:34:37 I'd bet money crazy hubby and crazier wife from the tv episode are going to implode rather spectacularly. 2013-05-15T17:35:14 jonnyx: agreed 2013-05-15T17:36:39 Watching that episode made me cringe; it brought back some nasty memories from my pornographers-&-spammers-who-shall-remain-nameless days. 2013-05-15T18:06:25 *** Synx|hm has quit IRC (Quit: leaving) 2013-05-15T18:19:25 oh nice 2013-05-15T18:19:30 the restaurant meltdown made boingboing 2013-05-15T18:32:54 *** benthemeek has quit IRC (Quit: benthemeek) 2013-05-15T18:52:03 slackers 2013-05-15T18:52:10 Shadow404: hey you're in atlanta right? 2013-05-15T18:52:15 yes 2013-05-15T18:52:21 how close to dragoncon 2013-05-15T18:52:21 why didnt you just pm that morning 2013-05-15T18:52:26 what? 2013-05-15T18:52:39 to dragoncon, about 10-15minutes 2013-05-15T18:52:41 no traffic 2013-05-15T18:53:22 when is dragoncon? 2013-05-15T18:53:28 uhhh 2013-05-15T18:53:38 late august early sept I think? 2013-05-15T18:53:46 i wont be at this location then 2013-05-15T18:53:59 oh? 2013-05-15T19:00:56 Shadow404: Laborday weekend. 2013-05-15T19:06:08 *** RangerZ has joined #se2600 2013-05-15T19:06:25 http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20130515/07262023094/restaurant-facebook-goes-nuclear-facebook-over-reviews-gordon-ramsay-owner-cry-hack.shtml 2013-05-15T19:06:26 Title: Restaurant's Facebook Goes Nuclear Over Reviews Gordon Ramsay; Owners Cry Hack | Techdirt (at www.techdirt.com) 2013-05-15T19:06:30 yeah, i wont be in atlanta then 2013-05-15T19:06:43 whoever originally posted that video last night, more fun about it going on 2013-05-15T19:07:13 will anyone here be in ATL? 2013-05-15T19:07:23 for? 2013-05-15T19:07:33 so I have a place to stay during dragoncon :p 2013-05-15T19:07:40 nope, lol 2013-05-15T19:07:41 look for room share 2013-05-15T19:07:49 usually a forum for that 2013-05-15T19:08:04 That *might* work, gf prefers us to have our own room though 2013-05-15T19:08:15 pay for 1 2013-05-15T19:08:24 i bet the main hotels are sold out already 2013-05-15T19:08:25 I'm happy to if we can get one. 2013-05-15T19:08:27 "just book a room for yourself, I'm sure there are plenty left" hehehehe 2013-05-15T19:08:30 All the hotels are sold out. 2013-05-15T19:08:43 make sure to get on any waiting lists available 2013-05-15T19:08:48 also check for one on a bus route 2013-05-15T19:08:50 huh 2013-05-15T19:08:53 a mile out from dragon con 2013-05-15T19:08:53 there are waiting lists? 2013-05-15T19:08:57 wow 2013-05-15T19:08:59 yeah, ever hotel has one 2013-05-15T19:09:04 some dont 2013-05-15T19:09:07 some force you to call in 2013-05-15T19:09:10 Good idea. 2013-05-15T19:09:11 and check al lthe time 2013-05-15T19:09:33 but a mile away hotel with a direct bus route works 2013-05-15T19:10:08 aestetix_: Sorry, our room is already packed. 2013-05-15T19:10:16 hell, i wouldn't be against a 5 mile bus ride or so , if thats what it takes, etc 2013-05-15T19:10:27 well, i drove back and forth last time 2013-05-15T19:10:29 thats what i did for usenix in washinton dc 2013-05-15T19:10:35 but yeah, last year was my last for dragoncon 2013-05-15T19:10:38 but they have good public transit 2013-05-15T19:10:44 just to big 2013-05-15T19:10:51 and i got really stressed out 2013-05-15T19:10:53 And yeah... the hotels fill up quickly. The host hotels typically sell out within minutes of opening up for reservations. 2013-05-15T19:11:07 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o oddball 2013-05-15T19:13:57 i wouldn't mind going to check it out, but honestly it isn't worth that much hassle as it sounds like it is 2013-05-15T19:14:08 Oh ho - interesting boingboing comment re: crazy restaurant owners: "That particular restaurant has signs of being a money-laundering front (nobody touches the POS system or handles money but the owner)". 2013-05-15T19:14:09 it really isnt anymore 2013-05-15T19:14:18 my first time about 7 years ago was fun 2013-05-15T19:14:32 if it is that big, they should have it planned 2+ years in advance, and hotels booked, etc 2013-05-15T19:14:34 but the next year it just grew exponentially and was shoulder to shoulder in every room and hall ways 2013-05-15T19:15:05 literally the two biggest losers i know are the only people from up north that even go 2013-05-15T19:15:14 (being down here, a lot more people go) 2013-05-15T19:15:29 Well 2013-05-15T19:15:34 so it kinda scares me that its just a group of 'ugh... i don't want to be here' people 2013-05-15T19:15:45 The reason I'm looking so late is becasue I decided against Burning Man this year. 2013-05-15T19:16:22 re: DCon - It's worth it (IMHO) if you either have a room at one of the host hotels (or can crash with someone), or you plan on doing the con during the day & sleeping offsite (MARTA is your friend, an most stations are free if you your car is there less than 24hrs). 2013-05-15T19:16:41 jonnyx: you don't get to have an opinion 2013-05-15T19:16:42 ;) 2013-05-15T19:16:43 lol 2013-05-15T19:17:35 What are your interests, con-wise? 2013-05-15T19:17:53 anime, manga, science, technology, comics, etc, etc, etc 2013-05-15T19:18:19 it would be a nice con to go to, just honestly "hassle" is the issue that everyone i know talks about (from ohio/pa) 2013-05-15T19:19:56 Ah. Well, if you can manage the logisitics to your satisfaction, I think we've got one of the best hacker(ish) cons inside DragonCon (ie - EFF track + Science Tracjk + Space Track + Skeptics track + Makers/Robotics track). 2013-05-15T19:20:25 honestly, i'd probably check out the anime/manga stuff first 2013-05-15T19:20:32 since i go to hacker stuff more often already 2013-05-15T19:20:35 The dealers rooms are pretty spectacularly budget-blowing as well. 2013-05-15T19:21:08 but yeah... you can blow your wad (of cash too) pretty easy at any con like that 2013-05-15T19:21:09 Can't speak for most of the rest of the con, as I rarely venture outside the "reality tracks" (ie - EFF, Science, Space, etc) 2013-05-15T19:23:54 ...I do recall hearing that the "bronie"(sp?) panel (ie - guys who dig "My Pretty Pony") had hundreds of people lined up outside the room, waiting to get in. So yeah, there's always a fair amount of weirdness about as well. And eye candy of various sorts too. 2013-05-15T19:25:13 I still do not get the bronies. They trip my WTF meter. 2013-05-15T19:26:24 yeah... i dunno about that 2013-05-15T19:26:54 uh 2013-05-15T19:27:01 there's a bronies panel? 2013-05-15T19:27:23 I guess good for them 2013-05-15T19:29:03 the only reason ill be there is for one talk that i might panel on 2013-05-15T19:29:12 what panel 2013-05-15T19:29:21 BDSM Lifestyle 2013-05-15T19:29:37 fun! 2013-05-15T19:29:43 not sure what its official title is gonna be 2013-05-15T19:29:53 the organizer is still putting it together 2013-05-15T19:30:45 "Tongue-tied with Shadow404" 2013-05-15T19:30:53 hehe 2013-05-15T19:31:10 "Beat me Up, Beat me Off" 2013-05-15T19:31:16 thats not my bdsm handle 2013-05-15T19:31:25 but yeah, that second one i like 2013-05-15T19:31:41 Feel free to use it, just don't give me credit. 2013-05-15T19:31:48 ahaha 2013-05-15T19:33:07 i love when scientists during a discussion talk over each other like a political debate 2013-05-15T19:33:09 BDSM panel, eh? Cherise might want to attend that one (if she makes it to the con this year). 2013-05-15T19:33:31 names sounds familiar, but yeah, the more the merrier 2013-05-15T19:33:54 the group thats sponsoring it is super friendly 2013-05-15T19:34:32 Most recent ex; the half-black/half-Asian chick, Science track assistant director, etc. 2013-05-15T19:39:21 wait 2013-05-15T19:39:28 go 2013-05-15T19:39:33 BDSM = business, development, sales, and marketing 2013-05-15T19:39:34 right? 2013-05-15T19:39:58 exactly 2013-05-15T19:40:37 oh heh, that would be a horrible joke for an actual conference, but would get attention 2013-05-15T20:03:17 I prefer getting a room at one of the hotels within a couple blocks of Dragoncon. Close enough that you can walk back quickly, but you don't have to deal with the lines at the elevator. (especially the main tower at the Hyatt) 2013-05-15T20:06:01 *** ZeroMinuS has joined #se2600 2013-05-15T20:06:20 are the stairs open, or do they close them? 2013-05-15T20:07:44 They're open, but if you're on the 18th floor... 2013-05-15T20:07:49 true 2013-05-15T20:08:40 another reason i dont like when cons get out of proportion 2013-05-15T20:08:55 I do get rather upset with able-bodied folks that take the elevator to go one or two floors. 2013-05-15T20:08:56 heh 2013-05-15T20:08:58 Shadow404: yep 2013-05-15T20:08:59 aestetix_: you were probably like 12 years old at the time, but 90% of the links you posted to this challen were goatse.cx links 2013-05-15T20:09:09 Burning Man has been having issues with that. 2013-05-15T20:09:16 sdodson: I'm 13 now 2013-05-15T20:09:35 Shadow404: also, CCC is having them 2013-05-15T20:09:36 And DefCon. 2013-05-15T20:09:38 and that is a nice little vagina you have there... 2013-05-15T20:09:39 thats why i like the local se hacker cons 2013-05-15T20:09:52 Basically there's a massive scaling issue happening right now 2013-05-15T20:09:56 still small enough to be fun and very social 2013-05-15T20:10:02 and not have huge lines 2013-05-15T20:10:15 if you want to attend a talk, its easy to get in and get a seat 2013-05-15T20:10:21 yep 2013-05-15T20:10:25 and still plenty of parties 2013-05-15T20:10:43 dragoncon has just run out of space really 2013-05-15T20:10:48 and they are still growing 2013-05-15T20:10:48 Yeah. There are things that I like about Dragon (being able to pull in big names and actors, the shopping, etc), but there are definate advantages to going to the smaller cons. 2013-05-15T20:11:08 i was thinking, why dont they move all the con events to a convention hall 2013-05-15T20:11:21 and rent nearby hotels out and even setup round the clock shuttles 2013-05-15T20:11:21 And, frankly, you can often see the big name authors at the smaller cons. 2013-05-15T20:12:35 Well, for starters, most convention halls won't go for 24 hour events. 2013-05-15T20:13:10 they would have to make an exception for dragoncon 2013-05-15T20:13:19 I've been told that SanDiego ComiCon shuts down at 10pm. 2013-05-15T20:13:20 and dragoncon even has a huge staff base 2013-05-15T20:13:32 well 2013-05-15T20:13:52 Also, I'm not sure that they'd actually get more convention space doing that. 2013-05-15T20:13:59 after hours con events could still be held at hotel meeting/conference rooms 2013-05-15T20:14:16 dude, the atlanta convention center is HUGE 2013-05-15T20:14:28 and can be partitioned infinitely 2013-05-15T20:14:29 ugh 2013-05-15T20:14:31 10pm? 2013-05-15T20:15:21 Shadow404: yeah there are a lot of advantages to smaller cons 2013-05-15T20:15:41 It's not like Dragoncon doesn't already have a shit ton of con space between the 4 hotels, and they're apparently taking over the convention space at the American Mall(?) behind the Weston this year. 2013-05-15T20:16:52 aestetix_: That's what I've been told. There are sections of Dragon that are just starting to warm up at 10pm. 2013-05-15T20:18:29 yes 2013-05-15T20:18:35 next thing you know comiccon will ban alcohol 2013-05-15T20:18:40 * aestetix_ knocks on wood 2013-05-15T20:19:06 well, glad they are taking the american mall 2013-05-15T20:19:25 that will help, huge space 2013-05-15T20:19:30 and thats like 5 buildings 2013-05-15T20:19:39 depending on how much they're renting 2013-05-15T20:21:51 ah "amerimart" 2013-05-15T20:22:59 Shadow404: how you been? 2013-05-15T20:24:46 Rumor has it that they're moving the dealers and exhibitors halls over there. 2013-05-15T20:25:30 that would def be alot more room then the cramped basement their in now for the dealers 2013-05-15T20:25:46 exhibitors had way to much space 2013-05-15T20:26:06 sdodson: busy, started a new job, working telco design and provisioning 2013-05-15T20:26:30 late night and early morning migrations keep me up all hours 2013-05-15T20:27:08 and buying a new house aint helping the stress level 2013-05-15T20:29:26 Shadow404: cool, what's the new job? 2013-05-15T20:29:40 err nevermind you already said 2013-05-15T20:29:44 hehe 2013-05-15T20:29:48 late night work sucks 2013-05-15T20:29:53 actually work just sucks 2013-05-15T20:29:56 lets quit 2013-05-15T20:29:59 well, its only one or twice a week 2013-05-15T20:30:10 and i work from home 2 days a week so far 2013-05-15T20:30:16 so it evens out 2013-05-15T21:55:14 Jesus Cacti is plodding work 2013-05-15T21:59:42 *** stowbari has joined #se2600 2013-05-15T22:15:32 https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7456654592/h99C8ABBE/ lol i think any of us would do this, lol 2013-05-15T22:24:29 I fucking hate RPN 2013-05-15T22:27:05 switch to graphite dawg 2013-05-15T22:29:00 Dagmar: Reverse Polish Notation? 2013-05-15T22:37:20 RangerZ: That's the one. 2013-05-15T22:37:23 Do you know it? 2013-05-15T22:37:44 Everyone writing shit about it seems real careful to avoid mentioning subtraction 2013-05-15T22:40:47 Either cacti is fucking with me or 1000,a,b,+,* doesnt' do what I'm expecting 2013-05-15T22:42:12 that doesnt look right 2013-05-15T22:42:26 It coming up with the wrong answer is also a clue 2013-05-15T22:42:28 i think you want 2013-05-15T22:42:35 a,b,+,1000,* 2013-05-15T22:42:56 I had that in there and it's still coming up with the smae answer so no idea 2013-05-15T22:43:20 i also have no idea what you're doing 2013-05-15T22:44:04 Trying to add two numbers and then multiply the result by 1000 2013-05-15T22:44:46 that should be right then 2013-05-15T22:45:08 maybe the numbers are wrong 2013-05-15T22:45:42 also, graphite (or opentsdb) 2013-05-15T22:47:39 Something's fucking not documented correctly here. 2013-05-15T22:47:43 No real surprise 2013-05-15T22:48:39 I've basically got almost 4Gb added to 1Gb and getting 3.93Gb somehow 2013-05-15T22:50:53 *** stowbari has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving.) 2013-05-15T22:53:46 sometimes one side of an in/out link is flipped to the negative axis by multiplying by -1 2013-05-15T22:54:55 i have an all day fpga class tomorrow 2013-05-15T22:54:57 * eryc goes to bed 2013-05-15T23:01:43 AhA 2013-05-15T23:01:47 Fucking SNMP 2013-05-15T23:01:52 small hosting services are going to be 'grrr' tonight http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2013/05/google-wants-your-wordpress-blog-and-everything-else-in-its-cloud/ 2013-05-15T23:01:53 Title: Google wants your WordPress blog—and everything else—in its cloud | Ars Technica (at arstechnica.com) 2013-05-15T23:05:24 I just forced the thing in question to just the value of A and then just the value of C. 2013-05-15T23:05:29 Once of them has a fuckin' zero in it 2013-05-15T23:05:37 ...which could explain some shit 2013-05-15T23:08:11 *** wilpig has joined #se2600 2013-05-15T23:08:11 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o wilpig 2013-05-15T23:09:18 what in the fuck has possessed rrdtool 2013-05-15T23:09:37 This has to be another case of the thing picking some completely fucking random rrd to read from 2013-05-15T23:10:20 *** Weredickie has joined #se2600 2013-05-15T23:13:06 *** polerin_ has joined #se2600 2013-05-15T23:13:59 *** wilpig_ has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 245 seconds) 2013-05-15T23:14:20 *** Dickie has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 245 seconds) 2013-05-15T23:14:32 *** polerin has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 245 seconds) 2013-05-15T23:15:22 So... I guess we need to list this under "bad ideas you'd never think you'd have to tell people were bad ideas:" http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/467900/20130515/man-sweden-dies-sex-hornet-s-nest.htm 2013-05-15T23:15:24 Title: Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex With Hornet’s Nest - IBTimes UK (at www.ibtimes.co.uk) 2013-05-15T23:18:08 ... 2013-05-15T23:18:29 It's nature's way. 2013-05-15T23:18:32 You broke my WTF meter. 2013-05-15T23:20:05 "To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea," Siv During Livh, a psychologist and expert on sex fantasies told the news website. 2013-05-15T23:22:54 Damn! Something that broke jonnyx's WTF meter? Never thought I'd see the day. 2013-05-15T23:26:43 Ouch. 2013-05-15T23:26:51 Someone in #Minecraft is apparently in some shit. 2013-05-15T23:26:54 http://www.tib.wa.gov/ 2013-05-15T23:27:12 'cept he didn't do it. 2013-05-15T23:27:27 Trying to get the kid to look at his window again 2013-05-15T23:28:10 crazy 2013-05-15T23:33:35 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=0oOD9U9VQ5Y#t=97s 2013-05-15T23:33:36 Title: Most Complicated Board Game Ever - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 2013-05-15T23:33:47 Just talked to him on the phone 2013-05-15T23:34:18 I hope he takes it to heart that I said "Don't get into furhter discussions with the police about this without a lawyer present" 2013-05-15T23:35:48 Apparently it was the local police that showed up and not the FBI 2013-05-15T23:35:52 ...which is kinda not good. 2013-05-15T23:36:33 jonnyx: I don't see the problem. Except he died, that would be a sign he was doing it wrong. 2013-05-15T23:38:12 Wilbur if Cacti owes you any favors, call them in 2013-05-15T23:39:16 The fucking thing is deliberately taunting me. I'm trying to rebuild one of the goddamn graphing templates and it's being insane 2013-05-15T23:40:09 I am now strongly suspecting that either spine or rrdtool is actually fatally broken 2013-05-15T23:41:13 Some of the values it's pulling are *completely* incorrect 2013-05-15T23:44:18 That hornet thing is raping my brain. 2013-05-15T23:44:55 "Are those welts on your most-a-mister, or are you just happy to see me?" 2013-05-15T23:45:24 me and cacti have a hate / hate relationship 2013-05-15T23:46:40 It's sitting here showing me the same value for cache memory as memTotalSwap 2013-05-15T23:46:46 just as brazen as anything 2013-05-15T23:46:53 oddball: Fuck you. Now I have to drug myself unconscious & hope I don't have nightmares. 2013-05-15T23:47:24 (How did you find that article in the first place?) 2013-05-15T23:47:27 Goddamnit if I have to stand up a cacti2 I will 2013-05-15T23:47:31 jonnyx: Don't worry, a little swelling is normal... 2013-05-15T23:47:34 jonnyx: Reddit 2013-05-15T23:47:41 (Were you googling for insect pr0n or something?) 2013-05-15T23:47:55 Jesus Dagmar, don't tell him about reddit! 2013-05-15T23:48:33 Better he learn about it from us than from some people on the internet. 2013-05-15T23:48:34 Oh wait... 2013-05-15T23:48:51 Ah. Reddit. I prefer 4chan. 2013-05-15T23:49:50 Now that's a lie. 2013-05-15T23:49:56 Is not. 2013-05-15T23:49:59 Is too. 2013-05-15T23:50:10 Nuh uh. 2013-05-15T23:50:11 4chan is probably turning itself inside out with glee over this hornet nest story. 2013-05-15T23:50:57 ...but I *expect* to have my mind fucked with in horrifying ways when I go to 4chan. 2013-05-15T23:51:32 I (for some reason) did not expect a 4chan-strength brainbomb from oddball's irc-posted link. 2013-05-15T23:51:35 They're probably already downlaoding all the beehive pictures on the internet and sticking "I'd hit that" in 96-point Impact right now 2013-05-15T23:51:49 Ha! (and squick) 2013-05-15T23:52:02 * jonnyx hates the flying/stinging bugs 2013-05-15T23:52:13 Hates them, precious. 2013-05-15T23:54:27 Ummm... I think I stumbled over it on Facebook. 2013-05-15T23:54:43 Then again later in a gun blogging irc channel I hang out in 2013-05-15T23:56:12 "This may sting a little." 2013-05-15T23:56:32 And... well... just don't try to fuck a hornet's nest, and you'll be ok. 2013-05-15T23:56:56 "Hey bubba, hold my beer and watch this!" 2013-05-15T23:57:18 Wow... that's something that I never thought I'd say... 2013-05-15T23:58:24 "Man, I am so buzzed right now!"