2013-05-10T00:13:54  <RangerZ> lol
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2013-05-10T01:11:55  <aestetix_> heh that was fun
2013-05-10T01:12:12  <aestetix_> Dagmar: at the IDESG plenary I just launched a bomb that basically converted a bunch of people to the nym rights position
2013-05-10T01:12:40  <Dagmar> Really?
2013-05-10T01:12:42  <Dagmar> Do tell
2013-05-10T01:12:44  <aestetix_> Yes.
2013-05-10T01:19:00  <aestetix_> gimme a second
2013-05-10T01:19:01  <aestetix_> actually
2013-05-10T01:19:07  <aestetix_> I'll forward you the email I passed around the plenary
2013-05-10T01:19:12  <Dagmar> What bomb did you drop?
2013-05-10T01:19:22  * Dagmar waves to the DHS agents
2013-05-10T01:19:46  <aestetix_> Dagmar: check your email
2013-05-10T01:20:36  <Dagmar> Yep.  That's a potent argument right there.
2013-05-10T01:20:43  <aestetix_> Yep.
2013-05-10T01:20:49  <aestetix_> That basically made a bunch of people shut the fuck up.
2013-05-10T01:20:51  <Dagmar> No need to mess about with mentioning all the companies who make their money snooping around private social networks to dig up dirt
2013-05-10T01:21:16  <aestetix_> Yep
2013-05-10T01:21:25  <aestetix_> well I meabn
2013-05-10T01:21:34  <aestetix_> a lot of those companies are INVOLVED in this
2013-05-10T01:21:38  <aestetix_> so making that argument won't work
2013-05-10T01:22:11  <Dagmar> Yep I'm not surpised they'd be interested in arguing that their databases should stay high-value for nosy people
2013-05-10T01:22:20  <aestetix_> People were like "wow that is a powerful argument" and I was like ok yeah, now let's figure out how to help this guy
2013-05-10T01:22:25  <aestetix_> And they said "wait that shit is real?"
2013-05-10T01:22:33  <aestetix_> and I said "yes I deal with this stuff all the time"
2013-05-10T01:23:22  <Dagmar> If I'd been using my real name everywhere back '96 the damn TBI would ahve been up my ass the Monday after that TV report aired
2013-05-10T01:23:58  <aestetix_> hehe
2013-05-10T01:30:27  <Dagmar> I really should see if Maverick still has that tape and have him and it over and digitize it
2013-05-10T01:30:51  <Dagmar> ...before we have to get a museum to play it for us
2013-05-10T01:39:53  <aestetix_> Dagmar: so yes, glad I could make you happy
2013-05-10T01:40:04  <aestetix_> I have a few more nukes I am readying up
2013-05-10T01:40:14  <aestetix_> you do not fuck with online identity culture and get away with it
2013-05-10T01:40:25  <wilpig> so... aestetix_ just gave Dagmar a happy endign?
2013-05-10T01:40:51  <aestetix_> wilpig: yes and if you pay enough maybe you can watch next time
2013-05-10T01:41:13  <aestetix_> I'll actually be creating a blog post about this shortly
2013-05-10T01:41:14  <wilpig> not wanting to watch just making sure I read that right and know it's an option
2013-05-10T01:41:20  <aestetix_> Because it's a really potent nuke
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2013-05-10T01:43:53  <RangerZ> http://paritynews.com/business/item/1053-world-of-warcraft-loses-13-million-subscribers-in-2013 hopefully it will start to die off soon after it loses critical mass, but who knows what the mass is...
2013-05-10T01:43:57  <GateKeeper> Title: World of Warcraft Loses 1.3 Million Subscribers in 2013 - ParityNews.com: ...Because Technology Matters (at paritynews.com)
2013-05-10T01:45:38  <wilpig> it isn't dead but they're losing people for sure.  jay and I were discussing that last night
2013-05-10T01:46:58  <RangerZ> yeah, it'll stay 'on' for a long time
2013-05-10T01:47:06  <RangerZ> look at eve... people pay for that shit still
2013-05-10T01:47:23  <RangerZ> or OU, EQ1 and 2  i think is still up
2013-05-10T01:49:13  <RangerZ> i dunno, i still think that people will splinter off into their own niche areas, such as https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhsgiliheP0 for me, as i'm a big space sim fan
2013-05-10T01:49:14  <GateKeeper> Title: Star Citizen - Chris Roberts Pitch Video - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
2013-05-10T01:49:33  <RangerZ> and there hasn't been one of those in 10 years basically that wasn't some indie game
2013-05-10T01:55:58  <wilpig> Dagmar: damn you
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2013-05-10T02:36:51  <aestetix_> ok so
2013-05-10T02:37:03  <aestetix_> is there a firefox plugin that will block all instances of the word "privilege"?
2013-05-10T02:37:06  <aestetix_> I am really fucking sick of seeing it
2013-05-10T02:37:40  <wilpig> I bet I can make a greasemonkey script for that rather quickly
2013-05-10T02:38:02  <LastChild> if it involves a monkey wilpig can do it
2013-05-10T02:38:16  <aestetix_> lol
2013-05-10T02:38:35  <aestetix_> wilpig: please do it
2013-05-10T02:38:46  <aestetix_> and fucking publish it
2013-05-10T02:38:58  <wilpig> lemme finish what i'm doing and i'll see what I can do.  It should be relatively simple
2013-05-10T02:38:58  <LastChild> monkey + football + wilpig = epic
2013-05-10T02:39:00  <aestetix_> I would love to see the response to that
2013-05-10T02:41:19  <wilpig> document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace('privilege', '<span style="display:none">privilege</span>');
2013-05-10T02:41:25  <wilpig> pretty sure that'd do it
2013-05-10T02:41:49  <wilpig> could just replace it with nothing but this leaves more fun possible
2013-05-10T02:43:48  <wilpig> gimme a test url
2013-05-10T02:44:34  <wilpig> nm.  that didnd't work quite right
2013-05-10T02:45:37  <LastChild> http://www.naacp.com
2013-05-10T02:45:38  <GateKeeper> Title: NAACP | National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (at www.naacp.com)
2013-05-10T02:45:48  <LastChild> that should have the word in there
2013-05-10T02:46:09  <LastChild> sorry that was a foul.
2013-05-10T02:46:39  <LastChild> that was pretty low even for me
2013-05-10T02:46:51  <LastChild> apologies
2013-05-10T02:47:11  <RangerZ> nra.org , just switch 'right' with 'right to be able to commit treason'
2013-05-10T02:47:15  <wilpig> LOL
2013-05-10T02:47:27  <wilpig> oh you're gonna liek this
2013-05-10T02:47:30  <RangerZ> b/c that is their stated position now
2013-05-10T02:47:46  <Bahhumbug> I'm sure that Reince Priebus's site has the word a few hundred times.
2013-05-10T02:48:03  <RangerZ> "war of northern aggression" is what the new nra president calls the civil war...
2013-05-10T02:48:16  <Bahhumbug> So he's taking a line from the South?
2013-05-10T02:48:26  <RangerZ> he's from alibammy
2013-05-10T02:48:26  <LastChild> i've always called it that
2013-05-10T02:48:38  <Bahhumbug> You grew up down here, I assume?
2013-05-10T02:48:48  <LastChild> moi?
2013-05-10T02:48:53  <Bahhumbug> Yep
2013-05-10T02:48:56  <LastChild> aye
2013-05-10T02:49:03  <wilpig> aestetix_: http://wilpig.org/temp/privreplace.user.js
2013-05-10T02:49:06  <wilpig> give it a spin
2013-05-10T02:49:09  <Bahhumbug> Yeah, I grew up in Chicago.  Never heard the term til I moved down here.
2013-05-10T02:49:24  <aestetix_> nice
2013-05-10T02:49:36  <Bahhumbug> History as taught here is not exactly the same as history taught up north.
2013-05-10T02:49:39  <aestetix_> hahah
2013-05-10T02:49:40  <RangerZ> "apps, exentensions, and user scripts can not be added from this website"
2013-05-10T02:49:45  <RangerZ> extensions *
2013-05-10T02:50:03  <wilpig> it added for me.  add it manually.
2013-05-10T02:50:09  <LastChild> Bahhumbug: I can imagine
2013-05-10T02:50:55  <RangerZ> best part is hearing a southerner complain about how bad the northern troops were organized/ran/etc
2013-05-10T02:51:01  <LastChild> Civil War is an oxymoron anyway
2013-05-10T02:51:03  <RangerZ> then saying.. .but they still won vs the south
2013-05-10T02:51:20  <wilpig> doh!  uploaded the wrong one
2013-05-10T02:52:15  <RangerZ> but anyways, night
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2013-05-10T02:53:36  <wilpig> night
2013-05-10T03:01:06  <wilpig> okay that is working.  was just ahving to wait for hte page to finish loading. http://wilpig.org/temp/privreplace.user.js
2013-05-10T03:02:43  <wilpig> you happy with that, aestetix_ ?
2013-05-10T03:27:29  <wilpig> https://r2l.com/   LOL
2013-05-10T03:27:31  <GateKeeper> Title: Home (at r2l.com)
2013-05-10T03:28:43  <LastChild> wtf
2013-05-10T03:29:29  <LastChild> now I know what to get you for Ginger Day
2013-05-10T03:42:57  <LastChild> Damn you wilpig I am now re-addicted to carmageddon
2013-05-10T03:46:34  <wilpig> haha
2013-05-10T03:46:40  <wilpig> you love the screams
2013-05-10T04:01:12  <LastChild> I used to have these maps memorized, a lot coming back to me but wow It's been a while
2013-05-10T04:08:45  <Dagmar> DAMN
2013-05-10T04:08:48  <Dagmar> Album: Apsychastenia (The 2nd Album
2013-05-10T04:08:59  <Dagmar> "Srebrnoszary mit"
2013-05-10T04:09:15  <Dagmar> Basically, this is an ambient track featuring _minecraft ghasts_
2013-05-10T04:09:20  <Dagmar> That'll wake your ass up
2013-05-10T04:09:51  <Dagmar> Artist: Brunette Models
2013-05-10T04:09:58  <Dagmar> Just freaking aired on Stillstream
2013-05-10T04:13:14  <Dagmar> Track 5 http://brunettemodels.bandcamp.com/album/apsychastenia-the-2nd-album-1999
2013-05-10T04:13:16  <GateKeeper> Title: Apsychastenia - The 2nd Album (1999) | Brunette Models (at brunettemodels.bandcamp.com)
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2013-05-10T05:26:17  <wilpig> Dagmar: ping
2013-05-10T05:42:03  <Dagmar> screw you
2013-05-10T05:42:16  <LstChld> film at 11
2013-05-10T05:53:53  <wilpig> alright.  who is morgellon?
2013-05-10T05:55:17  <Dagmar> THe load on mysql02 is practically nothing now
2013-05-10T05:57:23  <LstChld> I give up who is morgellon?
2013-05-10T05:58:08  <wilpig> That's what I want to know.  They seem to know me by wilpig and know about phreaknic
2013-05-10T05:58:56  <LstChld> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morgellons
2013-05-10T05:58:57  <GateKeeper> Title: Morgellons - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (at en.wikipedia.org)
2013-05-10T05:59:06  <Dagmar> Someone who can... use a web browser!
2013-05-10T05:59:16  <LstChld> amusign coincedence
2013-05-10T05:59:19  <LstChld> er
2013-05-10T05:59:22  <LstChld> amusing
2013-05-10T05:59:55  <wilpig> that does amuse me though.  ref: enlightened secure chat
2013-05-10T06:01:10  <wilpig> DOH!  .change is not .on('change'  i'm retarded
2013-05-10T06:02:32  <wilpig> or I'm just binding this to the wrong element
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2013-05-10T06:52:32  <wilpig> commencement is no longer on the lawn.  everyone got that?
2013-05-10T07:54:21  <wilpig> ed just called me a pedophile
2013-05-10T08:13:33  <Bahhumbug> Did you punch him in the throat?
2013-05-10T08:16:21  <wilpig> nah.  he was talking about the first time he saw me with my ex.
2013-05-10T08:16:25  <wilpig> she did look like a child
2013-05-10T08:16:30  <wilpig> alright i'm outta here
2013-05-10T09:15:39  <wilpig> I take my +1 longsword and stabmyself in the face.  I'm dead, i've got a date with a girl. Bye.  LOL
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2013-05-10T09:36:52  <wilpig> benthemeek: y'all doing anything this weekend?
2013-05-10T09:37:37  <benthemeek> I know not tonight, we would like to go to the renesaance thing but we may not
2013-05-10T09:37:39  <benthemeek> whats up?
2013-05-10T09:40:41  <benthemeek> I would love to make the geeknic thing, but I have family in town that week and I dont think it will work out
2013-05-10T09:48:20  <wilpig> give them the kids and you two come on. ;)
2013-05-10T09:48:34  <wilpig> I have nothing going on.  this is my off weekend though
2013-05-10T09:52:03  <oddball> Oh, hey!  Looks like someone broke into my WoW account... again...
2013-05-10T09:52:07  <benthemeek> Does Scott bring his family and kids to geeknic?
2013-05-10T09:52:33  <oddball> That one that Blizzard told me they deleted back in November.
2013-05-10T09:52:49  <benthemeek> I  saw some blurb about WoW losing over a million subscribers last quarter
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2013-05-10T09:53:29  <oddball> It's honestly not that good of an MMO.
2013-05-10T09:54:15  <wilpig> it's not that bad an mmo.  but they've dumbed it down to the point that you can start today and be at the best gear, top of the server in less than a month
2013-05-10T09:54:26  <oddball> I tried playing it, got bored damned fast and stopped, and then every couple months I'd get notice that my account had been hacked.
2013-05-10T09:54:36  <wilpig> so there is almost no point to play.  part of the mmo is the MASSIVE that they keep forgetting
2013-05-10T09:55:08  <wilpig> benthemeek: last year no.  this year, maybe
2013-05-10T09:55:16  <wilpig> something about a pool and a lazy river?
2013-05-10T09:55:27  <benthemeek> hmmm
2013-05-10T09:55:32  <benthemeek> I will bounce it off my wife then
2013-05-10T09:55:38  <benthemeek> I might be able to bring the whole family
2013-05-10T09:55:43  <wilpig> throw hard and it will stick
2013-05-10T09:55:43  <oddball> I found my self walking from point a to point b for 40 minutes.  Not fighting.  Not picking up quests.  Just fucking walking.  I might as well go outside and do that shit.  At least then I'd have "done something."
2013-05-10T09:55:56  <wilpig> heh
2013-05-10T09:56:23  <oddball> At the same time, people in City of Heroes were bitching about 5 minute travel times.
2013-05-10T09:57:15  <wilpig> https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.stainlessgames.carmageddonpromo&feature=search_result#?t=W251bGwsMSwxLDEsImNvbS5zdGFpbmxlc3NnYW1lcy5jYXJtYWdlZGRvbnByb21vIl0.
2013-05-10T09:57:16  <GateKeeper> Title: Carmageddon Promo - Android Apps on Google Play (at play.google.com)
2013-05-10T09:57:41  <oddball> Oh, and after walking for 40 minutes?  Fight through a non-instanced dungeon just to have some asshole let me clear the path so they can run up and gank the named creature that I need to kill.  Fuck that shit.
2013-05-10T09:57:42  <wilpig> get you a style bonus today with a helping of screaming
2013-05-10T09:58:22  <wilpig> oddball: some of that shit they did fix by allowing multiple people to get credit for kills just by touching them
2013-05-10T09:58:40  <wilpig> then they went and fucked that up with the new content and made it so where when another person touched it the HP on it doubled
2013-05-10T09:58:57  <oddball> See?  not helping.
2013-05-10T09:59:09  <wilpig> you ended up with people like me killing shit for retards that couldn't kill it in the first place, etc
2013-05-10T10:00:12  <wilpig> the crazy one was when someone was in a group and they touched it. it counted everyone in their group as touching it even if they were on the other side of the world.  so you could take a mob from 4million hp to over 50million in the blink of an eye
2013-05-10T10:00:25  <oddball> Or they could have just gone "oh?  We're sending you to this cave to kill shit?  *bam* instanced!"
2013-05-10T10:01:24  <oddball> Oh, back to the topic you guys had when I walked in, I think Naienko and I will be coming to Geeknic.
2013-05-10T10:01:36  <wilpig> cool
2013-05-10T10:02:09  <wilpig> on the topic of you two.  you're friends with titus?  I lost so much respect for you because of that
2013-05-10T10:02:22  <oddball> We passed the hotel that it's going to be in and I pointed it out.  Nai's response was "well, shit... I'll just stay at the water park all weekend, and you can go do whatever."
2013-05-10T10:02:32  <wilpig> lol
2013-05-10T10:02:42  <wilpig> benthemeek: there's the babysitter.  haha
2013-05-10T10:02:46  <benthemeek> lol
2013-05-10T10:02:51  <benthemeek> I wouldnt do that to her
2013-05-10T10:03:06  <benthemeek> children are nice in small doses
2013-05-10T10:03:08  <benthemeek> I have 3
2013-05-10T10:03:16  <oddball> Well, I was young... and I met him at a coffee house... and all the cool kids were hanging out with him....
2013-05-10T10:03:18  <wilpig> three is a small number
2013-05-10T10:03:32  <benthemeek> so I think there is some kind of exponential thing going on
2013-05-10T10:04:00  <oddball> No... I don't think she'd be interested in babysitting.
2013-05-10T10:04:03  <wilpig> x^x where x=number of kids?
2013-05-10T10:04:13  <the_hugme> Any of you use nagios?
2013-05-10T10:04:24  * benthemeek waves hand feebly
2013-05-10T10:04:24  <wilpig> yar
2013-05-10T10:04:46  <benthemeek> mainly as a glorfied ping monitor though in this case
2013-05-10T10:04:46  <the_hugme> I just uploaded 2 new checks, I would be grateful if you would try them out
2013-05-10T10:05:22  <wilpig> Dagmar: ^
2013-05-10T10:05:24  <the_hugme> https://www.monitoringexchange.org/inventory/Check-Plugins/Operating-Systems/Linux/Linux-Route-check
2013-05-10T10:05:33  <GateKeeper> Title: Linux Route check - MonitoringExchange (at www.monitoringexchange.org)
2013-05-10T10:06:02  <the_hugme> That one is good for anyone with Unix, I couldn't find a decent route check so I wrote one.. it has rootamentry performance monitoring.
2013-05-10T10:06:16  <the_hugme> https://www.monitoringexchange.org/inventory/Check-Plugins/Hardware/Storage/iscsi-check
2013-05-10T10:06:20  <GateKeeper> Title: iscsi check - MonitoringExchange (at www.monitoringexchange.org)
2013-05-10T10:06:41  <wilpig> I read that as irssi check.  o.O  heh
2013-05-10T10:07:01  <oddball> wilpig: Also, I don't work with him or rely on him to do anything in a timely manner.
2013-05-10T10:07:02  <the_hugme> This one is good if you use iscsi... not really worth it if you only have one path, but essential if you use multiple ones
2013-05-10T10:07:24  <wilpig> oddball: lol
2013-05-10T10:07:25  <the_hugme> Both written in bash
2013-05-10T10:09:23  <wilpig> it's 9am how have I not gotten any email from niatic saying the portal at mayborn has been decimated?
2013-05-10T10:09:31  <wilpig> Mirage...  Dagmar...
2013-05-10T10:53:52  <benthemeek> gah.. not to complain, but it sure would be nice to just serve in my title of  "unix admin". VPN, firewall, web proxy, anti-virus, and email calls and tickets are distracting me from that today
2013-05-10T11:03:04  <the_hugme> The job would be great without the users :-)
2013-05-10T11:08:06  <Dagmar> wilpig: No idea.  I only got here about a half hour ago.
2013-05-10T11:08:21  <Dagmar> I did talk to Peter tho, and he said he had to talk to Zafar about it since apparently VUPD were called
2013-05-10T11:09:03  <Dagmar> benthemeek: Whiner.  I was up until after 4am wearing the hats of web developer and mySQL on top of that
2013-05-10T11:10:04  * benthemeek bows to Dagmar's Overlordness
2013-05-10T11:10:05  <Dagmar> the_hugme: We don't use any iSCSI here at the moment.  PowerPath handles our multipath stuff at that level... hwoever I've written about a zillion Nagios checks so lemme lookie see
2013-05-10T11:10:45  <Dagmar> You['re missing obligatory flags
2013-05-10T11:11:21  <the_hugme> the -w and -c yes, I know... but they aren't required for things that are just on or off... there is not a warning level
2013-05-10T11:11:43  <Dagmar> the_hugme: GImme a minute to push one of my more recent bits to pastebin.  There's a much simpler way to do the argument parsing
2013-05-10T11:12:05  <Dagmar> Well, you need -v, which WILL become important when shit starts catching fire
2013-05-10T11:13:28  <the_hugme> I could add that in there but if something is on fire I'd hope they would use iscsiadm instead of my check
2013-05-10T11:14:05  <the_hugme> Though it might be useful to see what the check is doing with the data, I'll have to think about how I want to display that info
2013-05-10T11:14:24  <Dagmar> So you're going to just assume your check will always work correctly?
2013-05-10T11:14:28  <Dagmar> That will burn you
2013-05-10T11:15:33  <the_hugme> I have some debug stuff in my version of the code... I can make it look pretty and only display when the -v or -d [level] is used
2013-05-10T11:19:08  <the_hugme> the iSCSI one it's not that big of a deal on... with the routing one it really should have different ways to display data
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2013-05-10T11:20:34  <Dagmar> Okay.  This one is a better one that the first one I selected.  The only thing it's missing is internal timeout alarms in case snmpwalk fails to timeout appropriately: http://blairhouse.homeip.net/~dagmar/generic_many_interfaces
2013-05-10T11:22:33  <Dagmar> You kinda want the default level of verbosity to only emit "OK" as it exits.  Error level 3 should also begin with "UNKNOWN".  Basically every first line your plugin outputs should start with OK/ERROR/CRITICAL/UNKNOWN
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2013-05-10T11:23:30  <Dagmar> I've got easily over a dozen detailed custom checks here I've just been too lazy a bastard to push up to the exchange
2013-05-10T11:24:14  <Dagmar> wow I'm not real awake
2013-05-10T11:25:11  <Dagmar> It's still on my screen and I just sat there thinking "which plugin did I just list?"
2013-05-10T11:26:11  <Dagmar> benthemeek: At one point last night I needed to know everything about MySQL again in a hurry, and I wound up spanning Chrome across *both* 1920x1080 22" displays
2013-05-10T11:28:52  <Dagmar> the_hugme: The thing to keep in mind is that hte people reading hte output of Nagios may *not* be the most technically-inclined folks.  The output at default verbose level needs to be kept to the minimum single-word token (for the people who hate their staff), give a nice one-line *coherent* explanation with two v's, and for three v's you still start with OK/WARNING/CRITICAL/UNKNOWN, but log the fuck out of everything you do in a variable that you just
2013-05-10T11:29:06  <Dagmar> handle the output, AND if you have to "live debug" shit, you can see what the hell was going on inside Nagios
2013-05-10T11:29:19  <benthemeek> I seem to need to do similar things when I "need to know everything about XYZ" pretty often as well. The internet knows all I'm just an interpreter.
2013-05-10T11:29:24  <Dagmar> I cannot on this level of sleep remember whta the fuck check I've written that does that last bit
2013-05-10T11:30:02  <Dagmar> most of them just assume I'm manually running the things when there's more htan two -v's, but getopts is FAR easier to deal with and easily recyclable
2013-05-10T11:30:18  <Dagmar> All that stuff is bash-3 compatible
2013-05-10T11:32:06  <the_hugme> give me a few... fire needs to be put out then I'll take a look
2013-05-10T11:32:19  <Dagmar> No sweat
2013-05-10T11:32:25  <Dagmar> It's not like I ever delete anything from there
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2013-05-10T12:25:51  <jonnyx> Something fun for the space geeks: NASA Propulsion Roadmap
2013-05-10T12:25:55  <jonnyx> http://www.nasa.gov/pdf/501329main_TA02-ID_rev3-NRC-wTASR.pdf
2013-05-10T12:26:36  <jonnyx> pg7 is the money shot (50Mw fusion thruster!)
2013-05-10T12:29:52  <jonnyx> One of the authors, Les Johnson, is a DragonCon regular. He also lives in Knoxville, runs a small annual tech con focused on developing an interstellar probe (which I've helped him organize), and I could probably get him to PhreakNIC is there's any interest in expanding our topics.
2013-05-10T12:37:08  <benthemeek> jonnyx: have you had a chance to reach out to irongeek about derbycon as we discussed?
2013-05-10T12:40:48  <jonnyx> I haven't, though I've scheduled this weekend (ie - tonight through Sunday night) for "catch up with all PN and DragonCon stuff".
2013-05-10T12:56:04  <aestetix_> Ok wow
2013-05-10T12:56:05  <aestetix_> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-22478310
2013-05-10T12:56:06  <GateKeeper> Title: BBC News - US government orders removal of Defcad 3D-gun designs (at www.bbc.co.uk)
2013-05-10T12:56:07  <aestetix_> This is interesting
2013-05-10T12:57:13  <Corydon76-work> Streisand Effect
2013-05-10T12:57:46  <aestetix_> indeed
2013-05-10T12:59:11  <brimstone> Barbara Streisand
2013-05-10T12:59:13  * brimstone whistles
2013-05-10T12:59:57  * Corydon76-work whoos
2013-05-10T13:03:05  <Corydon76-work> She wasn't even the first.  Remember Attorney General Edwin Meese's report on pornography in the mid-80s?
2013-05-10T13:03:13  <brimstone> lol there's videos with lyrics on youtube
2013-05-10T13:03:42  <Corydon76-work> His report (which contained samples of various pornography) was the single most distributed source of pornography that year.
2013-05-10T13:04:03  <Corydon76-work> Everybody wants to see that which others deem they should not.
2013-05-10T13:04:50  <aestetix_> Corydon76-work: yep
2013-05-10T13:04:58  <aestetix_> The forbidden fruit is way tastier
2013-05-10T13:05:00  <Corydon76-work> Two Live Crew would have been a local Florida band that died in obscurity if a Congressman had not showered them with free publicity.
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2013-05-10T14:17:18  <the_hugme> One of Elonka's games was released for android yesterday
2013-05-10T14:17:37  <the_hugme> "One Epic Knight"
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2013-05-10T14:55:54  <NotLarry> wtf did you people do last night?  I leave you alone ONE TIME!
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