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2013-03-09T00:38:24  <wilpig> https://twitter.com/Wilpig/status/310263121681993728
2013-03-09T00:38:25  <GateKeeper> Title: Twitter / Wilpig: RT @MattMelvin I need a guys ... (at twitter.com)
2013-03-09T00:38:37  <wilpig> https://twitter.com/phreaknic/status/310263129055580162
2013-03-09T00:38:38  <GateKeeper> Title: Twitter / phreaknic: RT @MattMelvin I need a guys ... (at twitter.com)
2013-03-09T01:29:15  <Dagmar> Oh god
2013-03-09T01:54:48  <aestetix_> vagina
2013-03-09T02:00:19  <wilpig>   he didn't pick notlarry
2013-03-09T02:00:23  <wilpig> http://twitpic.com/c9t4jk
2013-03-09T02:00:24  <GateKeeper> Title: Congratulations to @DirtyBrownCCS! Youre an asshole! on Twitpic (at twitpic.com)
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2013-03-09T03:27:59  <aestetix_> http://storify.com/dailydot/twitter-vibrating-dildo-butt-hospital-livetweet
2013-03-09T03:28:00  <GateKeeper> Title: Guy livetweets hospital trip after getting dildo stuck in his butt (with images, tweets) · dailydot · Storify (at storify.com)
2013-03-09T03:33:56  <RangerZ> aestetix_: so thats what you do on the weekends
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2013-03-09T06:51:47  <aestetix_> so
2013-03-09T06:51:56  <aestetix_> benefit of virgil being on the reality tv show
2013-03-09T06:52:02  <aestetix_> he has the hot chick's phone number
2013-03-09T07:33:13  <wilpig> lol
2013-03-09T08:11:09  <aestetix_> http://www.reddit.com/r/gaybros/comments/19y6ge/guy_gets_vibrating_dildo_stuck_in_his_ass_decides/c8sdozb
2013-03-09T08:11:12  <GateKeeper> Title: Cadester comments on Guy gets vibrating dildo stuck in his ass, decides to livetweet it. Apparently Engergizer batteries really do keep going and going and going. (at www.reddit.com)
2013-03-09T08:11:15  <aestetix_> god I love reddit
2013-03-09T10:20:55  <wilpig> there we go.  spent over an hour in the cemetery.
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2013-03-09T12:50:34  * eryc makes a note to guard his water bottles around Dagmar
2013-03-09T12:56:20  <Dagmar>  Well, I just saw the worst named portal
2013-03-09T12:56:34  <Dagmar> Down in Belle Meade: "Uncle Tom's Rape Shack"
2013-03-09T13:23:09  <oddball> I think that tops the Mexican resteraunt tagged as "diarrhea."
2013-03-09T13:24:35  <Dagmar> yes, it gets double points for both racial and gender insensitivity
2013-03-09T14:08:05  <oddball> Since the points are being hand picked, maybe they should actually filter some of that crap.
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2013-03-09T17:55:25  <eryc> and by crap you mean diarrhea?
2013-03-09T18:00:41  <Dagmar> No, there's rather a number of portals with fairly tasteless names.
2013-03-09T18:01:01  <Dagmar> A taco vendor called "Diarrhea Fest", for just one example.
2013-03-09T18:01:57  <eryc> but is that an accurate description?
2013-03-09T18:02:58  <eryc> then again you stole some kid's water at Arby's.. not sure if your stomach is sensitive to food-bourne illness
2013-03-09T18:05:09  <Dagmar> Dude, fuck you
2013-03-09T18:05:39  <Dagmar> I'd have been a hell of a lot more aggressive towards that guy if there'd been no little kid there
2013-03-09T18:09:07  <Dagmar> If I'm going to steal something physical, it's going to be worth several more digits than a bottle of water
2013-03-09T18:09:33  <Dagmar> We're talking at least $50,000,000
2013-03-09T18:10:30  <Dagmar> If someone leaves the Koh-I-Noor unattended around me, they're probably going to regret it.  Anything short of a ridiculous amount of money, hell no.
2013-03-09T18:11:12  <Dagmar> ...and let's face it, something on the order of a diamond the size of a fuckin' softball... I wouldn't be alone in seeing if i could snatch it
2013-03-09T18:11:34  <aestetix_> I love how of the contestants on King of the Nerds
2013-03-09T18:11:57  <aestetix_> The three of them who have a wikipedia page are Virgil, who had one already, Celeste, who won the show, and Danielle, because she's hot.
2013-03-09T18:12:27  <Dagmar> I'm pretty sure having a Wikipedia page qualifies someone immediately.
2013-03-09T18:13:08  <aestetix_> I did ask Virgil if anyone nailed her during the show, he hasn't responded yet.
2013-03-09T18:13:37  <Dagmar> That's pretty much why they don't have people like _us_ on there.
2013-03-09T18:13:43  <aestetix_> Yep.
2013-03-09T18:14:14  <Dagmar> Even if it meant putting a ring on a finger, well, that's two problems solved right there.
2013-03-09T18:14:43  <aestetix_> I'm all about fairness, womens rights, etc
2013-03-09T18:14:49  <aestetix_> But I'm also human and she is hot.
2013-03-09T18:16:06  <aestetix_> I do wonder how much behind the scenes groping was going on
2013-03-09T18:19:45  <eryc> link to wiki page?
2013-03-09T18:20:06  <aestetix_> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danielle_Mackey
2013-03-09T18:20:07  <GateKeeper> Title: Danielle Mackey - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (at en.wikipedia.org)
2013-03-09T18:21:21  <Dagmar> I found a problem with Google Music yesterday
2013-03-09T18:21:57  <eryc> i don't know what i was expecting but it wasn't a red-headed furry
2013-03-09T18:22:01  <Dagmar> It makes the album art I so painstakingly rip, clean up, and embed into my mp3s look like shit.
2013-03-09T18:22:46  <eryc> that sucks
2013-03-09T18:23:35  <Dagmar> Yeah, especially considering I scan the things at 1200 dpi and then downscale it to 600x600px
2013-03-09T18:23:37  <wilpig> aestetix_: I sent virgil the bit from the logs this morning and he said that yes he does have her number but she's in canada
2013-03-09T18:23:49  <aestetix_> hahah
2013-03-09T18:23:52  <Dagmar> Oh fuck that means mounties
2013-03-09T18:24:09  <Dagmar> We're hackers.  We're not allowed to cross the border.
2013-03-09T18:24:10  <Dagmar> heh
2013-03-09T18:25:30  <aestetix_> I love how I only said "the hot chick" and he knew immediately who I meant.
2013-03-09T18:26:36  <Dagmar> The show was named what, again?
2013-03-09T18:27:14  <aestetix_> King of the Nerds
2013-03-09T18:27:26  <Dagmar> ...and you expected how many hot chicks, exactly?
2013-03-09T18:27:55  <aestetix_> fair enough
2013-03-09T18:29:04  <wilpig> damn I had to back to 1/1 to find this ticket for clutch in my email
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2013-03-09T18:59:12  <Dagmar> Xd1358: What are you talking about?  It's not on Steam at all.
2013-03-09T18:59:14  <Dagmar> @#$@#$
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