2013-03-07T00:27:03  <NotLarry> I still like asl zombies
2013-03-07T00:41:17  <NotLarry> ok, I like this - http://imgur.com/r/funny/j23oHPh
2013-03-07T00:41:18  <GateKeeper> Title: Customer Support win - Imgur (at imgur.com)
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2013-03-07T07:28:52  <wilpig> no
2013-03-07T07:28:57  <Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
2013-03-07T07:29:05  <Dolemite> So I haz questions
2013-03-07T07:29:20  <wilpig> I think best buy has answers
2013-03-07T07:29:27  <Dolemite> Not these answers
2013-03-07T07:29:32  <wilpig> then radio shack
2013-03-07T07:29:48  <Dolemite> So there was 1 portal in Farragut, which was a historic marker for the namesake
2013-03-07T07:30:10  <wilpig> yup. pretty much anything in the hmdb.org will be a portal
2013-03-07T07:30:19  <Dolemite> I've hacked it for the key, but what else can I do?
2013-03-07T07:30:25  <Dolemite> I've got 100% XM
2013-03-07T07:30:31  <Dolemite> How do you make a new portal?
2013-03-07T07:30:32  <wilpig> find more portals
2013-03-07T07:30:42  <wilpig> you have to take pictures of locations and submit them to ingress
2013-03-07T07:30:53  <wilpig> ingressfieldguide.com
2013-03-07T07:30:58  <Dolemite> ah
2013-03-07T07:31:09  <Dolemite> ORNL has exactly 1 portal, too - and it's resistance
2013-03-07T07:31:24  <Dolemite> I plan on walking to that one at lunch
2013-03-07T07:31:36  <wilpig> 100ap to hack it
2013-03-07T07:31:47  <Dolemite> So how do you gain AP?
2013-03-07T07:32:04  <Dolemite> I was able to hack the historic marker and get its key
2013-03-07T07:32:05  <wilpig> did you do the tutorial?
2013-03-07T07:32:08  <Dolemite> I did
2013-03-07T07:32:16  <Dolemite> It didn't talk about AP, just XM
2013-03-07T07:33:13  <wilpig> you get ap from hacking hostile portals, making links, making fields, destroying links, resonators, fields.  you also get bonuses for putting the first resonator on an unclaimed portal and putting the last one on
2013-03-07T07:33:37  <Dolemite> Ok, so the marker was a hostile portal
2013-03-07T07:33:43  <Dolemite> since I signed up as resistance
2013-03-07T07:34:10  <wilpig> if you got 100ap for hacking it, yes
2013-03-07T07:34:12  <Dolemite> But since there are no other portals around, I can't link anything or make fields
2013-03-07T07:34:18  <wilpig> if you're resistence anything green will be hostile
2013-03-07T07:34:39  <wilpig> you can make links up to around 600miles but you gotta upgrade the portal first
2013-03-07T07:34:40  <Dolemite> Right, I figured that part out - purple/blue for my faction, green for the other
2013-03-07T07:34:51  <wilpig> I'd look around the post office because most of those are portals too
2013-03-07T07:35:22  <wilpig> most public libraries as well
2013-03-07T07:35:27  <Dolemite> Nope, drove by it twice with the map zoomed all the way out
2013-03-07T07:36:01  <Dolemite> But the historic marker is in the GPS center of Farragut, which is only 2 blocks from the city hall, library, schools, and post office
2013-03-07T07:36:43  <wilpig> zipcode?
2013-03-07T07:37:04  <Dolemite> 37934
2013-03-07T07:37:17  <Dolemite> I'll have to read up on the field guide when I'm not at work, since it's blocked
2013-03-07T07:38:58  <wilpig> http://www.ingress.com/intel?latE6=35870626&lngE6=-84178607&z=13
2013-03-07T07:38:59  <GateKeeper> Title: Ingress (at www.ingress.com)
2013-03-07T07:39:01  <wilpig> there are several portals
2013-03-07T07:39:41  <wilpig> three different post offices
2013-03-07T07:40:06  <Dolemite> aha, I see one enlightened and one resistance at the lab - I knew about the resistance one
2013-03-07T07:42:30  <Dolemite> Ok, so I should be able to hack the portals at the library and campbell station park - they're right next to each other - even share the same parking lot
2013-03-07T07:42:36  <Dolemite> Then what?  Link them?
2013-03-07T07:42:53  <wilpig> if you get keys to them so that you can make links and fields, yes
2013-03-07T07:43:11  <wilpig> I'd say your best bet is just ot start by farming up resonators, bursters and keys
2013-03-07T07:44:55  <Dolemite> How many AP to get to the next level?
2013-03-07T07:45:13  <Dolemite> Don't you have to be a certain level to hack portals of a certain level?
2013-03-07T07:45:20  <wilpig> it's all on ingress field guide.  it's exponential
2013-03-07T07:45:25  <Dolemite> gotcha
2013-03-07T07:45:26  <wilpig> you can hack anything
2013-03-07T07:46:35  <Dolemite> I'll have to submit some interesting photos of stuff around here to get portals created
2013-03-07T07:47:19  <Dolemite> Hrmm.  Ladymerlin's birthday today
2013-03-07T07:50:41  <wilpig> I need to set my alarm and get to sleep
2013-03-07T07:50:57  <Dolemite> Bah.  Some turd added a portal at Razzleberries but didn't spell it correctly
2013-03-07T07:51:10  <Dolemite> I will have to hax0r it today, as it is ribs and sausage day.
2013-03-07T07:51:36  <wilpig> at least it isn't diareah fest
2013-03-07T07:52:26  <Dolemite> No, that'd be the ORNL Cafeteria
2013-03-07T07:52:28  <wilpig> http://www.ingress.com/intel?latE6=36078592&lngE6=-86724853&z=18
2013-03-07T07:52:29  <GateKeeper> Title: Ingress (at www.ingress.com)
2013-03-07T07:53:39  <Dolemite> heh
2013-03-07T07:55:05  * aestetix_ hugs Dolemite 
2013-03-07T07:55:29  <Dolemite> GOOD MORNING AESTETIX
2013-03-07T07:55:39  <aestetix_> Oh hi there. You must be happy to see me.
2013-03-07T07:56:58  <aestetix_> This might be a good time to mention my deoderant ran out two days ago.
2013-03-07T07:59:15  <eryc> no save that for later after you grind your musk into everyone's clothing
2013-03-07T07:59:15  <Dolemite> Wow, that's so cool!  That's the last time I took a shower!
2013-03-07T07:59:48  * eryc grabs Dolemite and stars chewing
2013-03-07T08:00:14  <eryc> braaaaains
2013-03-07T08:00:23  <Dolemite> I'm impressed with the um...   detail...   that Ingress has on their maps
2013-03-07T08:00:34  <Dolemite> I need to compare against the latest google maps
2013-03-07T08:00:50  <wilpig> ingress = google
2013-03-07T08:01:02  <wilpig> the maps are the same
2013-03-07T08:01:21  <wilpig> that portal data is just laid over the standard api
2013-03-07T08:01:22  <Dolemite> I see.  Google has updated their maps.
2013-03-07T08:01:37  <Dolemite> I see that we now have 3D maps when you zoom in, too
2013-03-07T08:02:18  <Dolemite> Pictures taken on a Saturday.  Parking lots are nearly empty.
2013-03-07T08:03:06  <Dolemite> xnv might be a security guard
2013-03-07T08:03:07  <Dolemite> fucker
2013-03-07T08:03:52  <Dolemite> well maybe not.  He added a pic of the bronze plaque.  Not the actual reactor.
2013-03-07T08:04:48  <wilpig> the person that discovered the portal isn't necessarily who submitted it
2013-03-07T08:04:56  <wilpig> that's the person that placed the first resonator on it
2013-03-07T08:07:27  <Dolemite> Well all of the other markers were owned by heir2chaos - is that who placed them?
2013-03-07T08:07:40  <Dolemite> The one at X10 reactor doesn't show an owner
2013-03-07T08:07:42  <wilpig> first person to place a resonator on it
2013-03-07T08:08:51  <Dolemite> But either way, it's in an area past the point where there are armed guards
2013-03-07T08:27:59  <wilpig> alright.  alarm set for three.  incoming calls unblocked on my phone. and a second alarm set on my phone for 3:30.  night all
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2013-03-07T09:36:50  <Synx|hm_> sup peeps
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2013-03-07T11:10:27  <peacebyfire> http://labs.umbrella.com/2013/03/06/announcing-sodium-a-new-cryptographic-library/
2013-03-07T11:10:28  <GateKeeper> Title: Introducing Sodium, a new Cryptographic Library (at labs.umbrella.com)
2013-03-07T11:10:32  <peacebyfire> that looks awesome
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2013-03-07T11:44:44  <Dagmar> No one told me that the roofers were actually trying to destruction test the building by DROPPING pallets of rubber sheeting on it
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2013-03-07T12:28:07  <Synx|hm> my wife thinks im an idiot for laughing all this harlen shake shit
2013-03-07T12:28:13  <Synx|hm> the youtube trick killed me
2013-03-07T12:32:59  <Dagmar> Grumpy Cat has the cure for it.
2013-03-07T12:33:30  <Synx|hm> haha
2013-03-07T12:34:10  <Synx|hm> tard the cat i guess they named him after tardis from dr who
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2013-03-07T14:30:26  <Synx|hm> Haha someone in the ubuntu channel just wrote...
2013-03-07T14:30:31  <Synx|hm> 'Can someone teach me linux'
2013-03-07T14:39:01  <Synx|hm> wtf happend to ubuntu anyways
2013-03-07T14:39:16  <Synx|hm> some new interface that is horrible
2013-03-07T14:48:02  <Dagmar> Apparently Poettering is very hard to kill or something
2013-03-07T14:48:46  <Dagmar> I'm still running 11.04 on my netbooks.  THeir next upgrade will be to Mint.
2013-03-07T14:48:56  <Dagmar> Something running MATE anyway
2013-03-07T14:48:59  <Dagmar> Fuck this unity shit
2013-03-07T15:01:33  <Synx|hm> yar
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2013-03-07T15:15:19  <Synx|hm> holy shit this box is way quicker with aes only encryption on the ssd instead of serpant
2013-03-07T15:15:35  <Synx|hm> as one would figure with i7 built in aes instructions
2013-03-07T15:23:55  <Dagmar> Want to murder helpdesk person
2013-03-07T15:33:19  <frsilent> Dagmar: have you tried turning them off & back on again?
2013-03-07T15:33:45  <Dagmar> I finally got him to turn on Pageant and enable agent forwarding
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2013-03-07T17:19:22  <wilpig> well that could have gone better.  but I have some new stuff to read up on now
2013-03-07T17:21:27  <wilpig> http://www.opennms.org
2013-03-07T17:21:42  <wilpig> http://ganglia.info
2013-03-07T17:21:44  <GateKeeper> Title: Ganglia Monitoring System (at ganglia.info)
2013-03-07T17:39:42  <NotLarry> Does that mean it went ok?
2013-03-07T17:43:59  <aestetix_> vagina
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2013-03-07T19:25:49  <eryc> wilpig: check out opentsdb and graphite
2013-03-07T19:26:02  <eryc> and pair that with collectd
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2013-03-07T19:30:51  <eryc> i may still use opennms for snmp collection and pipe to opentsdb or graphite if i can get the metric naming working right
2013-03-07T19:30:51  <eryc> last i looked into it it was sending a non-portable nodeid instead of a hostname
2013-03-07T19:30:51  <eryc> otherwise i'll have to write some python wrappers for nmap/snmpwalk and template out configs for some other snmp collection tool
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2013-03-07T20:35:18  <wilpig> eryc: that place I was interviewing for uses those two and htey just migrated off cacti and nagios to those
2013-03-07T20:43:41  <eryc> ah
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2013-03-07T22:31:46  <NotLarry> Wow, some twit on reddit asked about cool deepnet sites that would not scar them for life, so I used shadyurl to post a link to goatse on the wayback machine (way back to 1996?) and they actually clicked on the link.
2013-03-07T22:34:03  <cwire> goatse's still scarring people!?
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2013-03-07T22:41:41  <NotLarry> I didn't think so.
2013-03-07T22:42:32  <wilpig> what worse way can you end a show about nerds then making the finale a popularity contest?
2013-03-07T22:43:05  <cwire> yeah
2013-03-07T22:43:15  <cwire> damn virgil for drawing me in
2013-03-07T22:43:27  <cwire> i figured "well, i've watched it this long..."
2013-03-07T22:44:04  <wilpig> agreed but come the fuck on.  what real nerd was ever the popular one?
2013-03-07T22:44:28  <cwire> i hope there will be more to it than just voting
2013-03-07T22:44:46  <eryc> when is the rose ceremony
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2013-03-07T22:45:59  <wilpig> both of them just said "I've strugged with being around other people my entire life"  NO SHIT!  You're a fuckin' nerd...
2013-03-07T22:46:18  <cwire> for real
2013-03-07T22:46:20  <cwire> >_M
2013-03-07T22:46:56  <wilpig> I'm semi-outgoing once or twice a year.  i'm a damned nerd
2013-03-07T22:47:56  <cwire> they each get a tablet to cast a vote? o_O
2013-03-07T22:48:08  <cwire> maybe they get to keep them
2013-03-07T22:50:03  <wilpig> genevieve is the more rounded of the two
2013-03-07T22:50:15  <cwire> yeah
2013-03-07T22:51:56  <wilpig> lol.  "seriously... it all comes down to virgil"  as it should be
2013-03-07T22:57:03  <cwire> booooooo
2013-03-07T22:58:41  <wilpig> she looks retarded sitting on that thing
2013-03-07T22:58:46  <wilpig> and I think it's teh crown's fault
2013-03-07T22:59:06  <cwire> lol
2013-03-07T23:00:15  <wilpig> I wanna see virgil's audition tape.  that's gotta be funny
2013-03-07T23:01:25  <cwire> i was looking for it
2013-03-07T23:03:42  <cwire> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6MKogvTlZ0
2013-03-07T23:03:43  <GateKeeper> Title: Virgil King of the Nerds Audition - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
2013-03-07T23:08:50  <eryc> virgil got 2nd place?
2013-03-07T23:08:55  <wilpig> nope
2013-03-07T23:08:59  <eryc> oh
2013-03-07T23:09:01  <wilpig> he was knocked out just before the final 4
2013-03-07T23:09:27  <eryc> i tried to watch online but the stupid website wouldnt work
2013-03-07T23:09:58  <eryc> if there's ever a torrent lmk
2013-03-07T23:11:01  <wilpig> torrent will be up within an hour