2013-01-19T00:01:09  <NotLarry> So, the doctor said they have an alternative to colonoscopy, which basicly boils down to I have to shit in an envelope and mail it to the lab.  The downside being, you only have to do a colonoscopy every ten years, where as this lab is going to want a new envelope every twelve months.
2013-01-19T00:02:01  <NotLarry> Actually, it boils down to shitting in the envelope twice, just in case one sample is contaminated.
2013-01-19T00:02:23  <NotLarry> Which got me wondering just what kind of a person decides their calling is to be a proctologist?
2013-01-19T00:15:50  <Dagmar> Probably someone who decided they'd rather get paid for taking people's shit.
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2013-01-19T00:44:09  <sdodson_> Dagmar: do factions propose turfs in your area?
2013-01-19T00:44:41  <sdodson_> Dagmar: they're proposing conflict free zones here
2013-01-19T00:46:28  <Dagmar> We've thought about it, and I'm sure the other side has as well.
2013-01-19T00:46:51  <Dagmar> We've not talked to them about it yet tho, because here they're kinda behaving a little trashy
2013-01-19T00:47:16  <sdodson_> Dagmar: which side are you on?
2013-01-19T00:47:43  <sdodson_> It seems like it could work with the exception of one or two of their players being level 7 and just doing drive bys non stop
2013-01-19T00:48:03  <sdodson_> Apparently someone on their side is a tow truck driver so he's constantly all over the map.
2013-01-19T00:48:05  <Dagmar> One of them saw some of us working downtown, and we got reports back (we had a spy) that the guy was trying to make fun of one of our dude's leather trenchcoats, talking about blah blah watched the Matrix too much
2013-01-19T00:48:12  <Dagmar> so, I think that guy is an ignorant shit...
2013-01-19T00:48:41  <Dagmar> One of their other players isn't bright enough yet to realize that taking a portal and putting only one resonator on it is fucking stupid...
2013-01-19T00:49:32  <Dagmar> ...and they're all at the moment chronically out of resources like bursters, because apparently they're too dumb to realize you can hack more than friendly portals just fine
2013-01-19T00:50:06  <Dagmar> They got so spoiled at Pay-To-Win-Land that they genuinely have no idea how to play
2013-01-19T00:50:29  <Dagmar> Which is why we now have 90% of the town and are neck deep in bursters and resonators
2013-01-19T00:50:58  <wilpig> Dagmar: fuckin' peter went at noon and blew away all the fields I made the other day at the science center
2013-01-19T00:51:19  <wilpig> I might swing by there in the morning and link it all back up if I still have enough extra keys.
2013-01-19T00:51:28  <sdodson_> resistance is dominating the Raleigh Durham area.
2013-01-19T00:51:39  <Dagmar> Discussions of armistices or farming zones are poitnless while the other side is so immature that they'd surely decide to violently abandon any agreement in about a week, after they think they can keep up
2013-01-19T00:51:48  <Dagmar> sdodson: School your people
2013-01-19T00:51:49  <sdodson_> At least with raw portal count, enlightened seems more interested in creating fields though.
2013-01-19T00:52:08  <Dagmar> ACtually, lemme look at your map a moment
2013-01-19T00:52:11  <wilpig> the overall enlightened number is down right now
2013-01-19T00:52:17  <Dagmar> I keep forgetting one can do this
2013-01-19T00:52:35  <sdodson_> that seems like it'd be easy to fix, just send more invites to enlightened to balance things out
2013-01-19T00:52:56  <Dagmar> Actually, when the other side is stupid, it doesn't matter.
2013-01-19T00:53:50  <Dagmar> So like, thing #1 is that almost universally, offense (blasting) moves yield half the AP of defense moves (deploying)
2013-01-19T00:54:13  <Dagmar> These are *kinda* tied to to each other as well, so back and forth exchanges balance out
2013-01-19T00:54:35  <sdodson_> Yeah, I just started, there's no friendlies in my area. There's a portal in my neighborhood so i'm attacking that frequently but I'll head downtown and farm tomorrow.
2013-01-19T00:54:40  * sdodson_ but a lowly level 1
2013-01-19T00:54:43  <Dagmar> EXCEPT for a few things like... the bonus AP you get for destroying fields and links
2013-01-19T00:55:03  <wilpig> as level 1 I couldn't do shit
2013-01-19T00:55:15  <wilpig> at 4 now I tickle the level 5 and 6 portals a little
2013-01-19T00:55:16  <sdodson_> wilpig: At what level does it stop sucking?
2013-01-19T00:55:20  <Dagmar> ...and the bonus AP you get for fully populating a portal with resonators (which is why NOT filling a resonator slot is stupid as fuck)
2013-01-19T00:55:46  <sdodson_> wow, nashville is all green
2013-01-19T00:55:56  <Dagmar> Are your people *recharging their portals*?
2013-01-19T00:56:08  <Dagmar> It's sneaky, but this is a thing which makes a HUGE difference in materials
2013-01-19T00:56:20  <Dagmar> THe blues here were always utter shit about recharging portals
2013-01-19T00:56:22  <wilpig> like level 4 i can make fields pretty easily now cause I have been farming the fuck outta keys
2013-01-19T00:56:30  <sdodson_> I think so.
2013-01-19T00:56:45  <sdodson_> keys are only usable once right?
2013-01-19T00:56:56  <Dagmar> So like, on any given portal you walk up to, there's going to be enough XM hanging out that you can give it 1-4 taps of the old recharge button
2013-01-19T00:57:16  <Dagmar> Each of these is sort of ballparky to being the equivalent of a burster
2013-01-19T00:57:35  <sdodson_> they're talking about leaving certain areas accessible to low level players by not building portals over a certain level
2013-01-19T00:57:39  <wilpig> yeah.  but we had the blues go through and rip a big ass field area apart and about 12 hours later all the keys were on the ground.  it was easy pickin for me that day
2013-01-19T00:57:51  <sdodson_> and if you destroy a portal only leaving one resonator
2013-01-19T00:58:01  <Dagmar> So, making goddamn sure that portals are recharged, with all the excess XM floating around that the other guys don't make use of, means you start to crush them with a materials advantage very quickly
2013-01-19T00:58:17  <Dagmar> Each time you recharge portals, that's that many more bursters they HAVE to use to wipe out the portal
2013-01-19T00:58:42  <sdodson_> i'll go out tomorrow and play around friendly portals
2013-01-19T00:58:58  <Dagmar> There's no 5 minute cooldown on recharging, and you can do it to basically every portal you come across
2013-01-19T00:59:22  <sdodson_> Yup, just there's no friendly portals near my daily travel areas.
2013-01-19T00:59:25  <Dagmar> I've got like 200 L4 bursters and resos
2013-01-19T00:59:43  <Dagmar> sdodson: Which mean you can still hack those things for loots, and get AP at the same time
2013-01-19T00:59:52  <wilpig> www.ingress.com/intel?latE6=36145011&lngE6=-86772714&z=17
2013-01-19T00:59:54  <Dagmar> Hacking enemy portals is only a problem in a heavily portalled area
2013-01-19T01:00:01  <sdodson_> yeah, even the enemy ones aren't very dense around me
2013-01-19T01:00:09  <wilpig> that's what peter did to the science center this morning
2013-01-19T01:00:22  <Dagmar> A L7 or L6 portal will zap your shit silly for hacking it, but the next portal you go to is going to have enough XM floating around that you'll still be able to hack it
2013-01-19T01:00:23  <sdodson_> I really only come reasonably close to about four or five portals in a given day.
2013-01-19T01:00:29  <sdodson_> So tomorrow i'll play
2013-01-19T01:00:56  <Dagmar> Tomorrow it's supposed to hit 55, so I'm going to do some farming
2013-01-19T01:01:14  <wilpig> I hit all of downtown tonight minus the riverfront
2013-01-19T01:01:26  <wilpig> my battery was running low and I figured it was time to turn in
2013-01-19T01:01:35  <Dagmar> Everything near the science center looks green to me
2013-01-19T01:01:46  <wilpig> it was a sea of green
2013-01-19T01:01:56  <wilpig> I had all of that linked up.
2013-01-19T01:02:05  <Dagmar> Why did you guys leave portals with one reso each on them?
2013-01-19T01:02:16  <wilpig> we didn't
2013-01-19T01:02:19  <wilpig> that was peter
2013-01-19T01:02:30  <Dagmar> He blasted them down to one remaining reso and left them?
2013-01-19T01:02:31  <wilpig> the last one of each of those in inside the damned building
2013-01-19T01:02:35  <wilpig> yup
2013-01-19T01:02:44  <wilpig> collected the ap for destroying all the links and fields
2013-01-19T01:02:45  <Dagmar> LOLOLOL
2013-01-19T01:02:54  <sdodson_> Dagmar: that was the proposal for an area for lowbies to farm, don't build up everything to high levels with lots of resonators.
2013-01-19T01:03:04  <Dagmar> I bet he doesn't realize you can fuck shit up at a distance with L4 busters
2013-01-19T01:03:27  <Dagmar> sdodson: yeah for the time being we're sort of trying to encourage Centennial Park as a noob zone
2013-01-19T01:03:54  <Dagmar> Nobody's trying real hard to keep it on our side, because it's more fun when it goes back and forth daily.  heh
2013-01-19T01:03:55  <wilpig> I'm gonna guess he stood right between those two and let loose on them. but those last two resonators are a bitch or they were for me when I initally took em
2013-01-19T01:04:28  <Dagmar> wlipig: L6 bursters would reach them easily
2013-01-19T01:04:38  <Dagmar> They reach all the way across Centennial
2013-01-19T01:04:44  <wilpig> lol
2013-01-19T01:05:01  <Dagmar> The first time I used level 5's out there my reaction was "HOLY FUCK NUMBERS"
2013-01-19T01:05:10  <wilpig> there were so many partial portals downtown tonight.  it was so much ap.
2013-01-19T01:05:43  <Dagmar> yay
2013-01-19T01:05:52  <Dagmar> I am farming the shit out of BiCen tomorrow
2013-01-19T01:06:08  <wilpig> and I made it up to the capital building.  oh that was nice...
2013-01-19T01:06:21  <wilpig> so many level 7 portals
2013-01-19T01:06:38  <Dagmar> Yeah Jay and Vorin have been building that area up hard
2013-01-19T01:06:54  <Dagmar> I'm just L6 so I gotta step it up a bit just to be able to help that
2013-01-19T01:07:08  <Dagmar> ...but in the meantime, I'm farming and charging those fuckers like it's my new hobby
2013-01-19T01:08:44  <wilpig> I couldn't even put any of the very rare shields on them.  they all had em already
2013-01-19T01:09:02  <Dagmar> The *range* on the higher-level XMPs is the reason I went out to Centennial one night just to take two portals that offended me and wound up taking half the park
2013-01-19T01:09:36  <Dagmar> I nuked two completely down, looked around and realized I'd dropped three more to four resonators or less...
2013-01-19T01:09:56  <Dagmar> ...finished those off, then saw the one on the south side of the Parthenon was down to three resos and I couldn't stand to see it suffer
2013-01-19T01:10:14  <Dagmar> Then noticed I'd blasted the eastern one down to two resos, so I polished that one off as well
2013-01-19T01:10:49  <Dagmar> Then "Hmm... look at all these keys I have" so I started linking them all up
2013-01-19T01:11:06  <Dagmar> I just went out there to drop two portals and make one field so I could hit 6.
2013-01-19T01:13:03  <Dagmar> wilpig; Maybe if your'e lucky he'll go back and take out the one on the north side of the Science Center that has those dippy links on it
2013-01-19T01:13:59  <Dagmar> ..cuz if they weren't there, if you've been farming those portals for awhile, you could probably go up a few blocks onto Lafayette street and snag some extra control fields on the area
2013-01-19T01:15:04  <Dagmar> There's like 4,000 AP blocked for the sake of the 400 AP someone got for those links
2013-01-19T01:15:36  <Dagmar> NOT cockblocking yourself is very important.  Exceptionally important when moving around the playfield is not a matter of hitting numlock
2013-01-19T01:16:09  <Dagmar> Control fields are a *shitload* of AP
2013-01-19T01:16:27  <Dagmar> I may have to carve that into baldcharlie
2013-01-19T01:16:55  <Dagmar> I think we've finally made it clear it's unproductive in the extreme to just go firing off links everywhere.
2013-01-19T01:17:03  <Dagmar> Now we just gotta train him to recharge stuff
2013-01-19T01:17:46  <Dagmar> Jesus, Magnanimously is still at it
2013-01-19T01:18:18  <wilpig> Dagmar: or take out the ones at fort negley again for the same reason
2013-01-19T01:18:55  <Dagmar> Definitely
2013-01-19T01:19:23  <wilpig> I can make four fields there right now if not for that retarded link going off into nowhere
2013-01-19T01:19:41  <Dagmar> egads 36F.
2013-01-19T01:19:46  <Dagmar> Nope.  not going out.  not not not
2013-01-19T01:20:12  <Dagmar> I'm going to take Kirkland Hall tomorrow tho>  :)
2013-01-19T01:20:18  <Dagmar> LOOK AT ALL THOSE DELICIOSU FIELDS
2013-01-19T01:20:38  <Dagmar> Five fields and six links!  My favorite!
2013-01-19T01:21:15  <wilpig> if you look on thompson lane.  I might make a new field there tomorrow from the library out to briley pkwy to the cemetery portal called "wall of prophecy"
2013-01-19T01:21:45  <wilpig> it will be a giant green area that just screen come destroy me though
2013-01-19T01:22:00  <wilpig> s/screen/screams/
2013-01-19T01:22:44  <Dagmar> There's that, but if they blow up one portal to kill it, what do they get?
2013-01-19T01:23:06  <wilpig> 6 links and just as many fields
2013-01-19T01:23:27  <wilpig> if they take out the wall of prophecy oprtal
2013-01-19T01:23:35  <Dagmar> Then hopefully they'll hurry up and do it so i can be linked more tidily
2013-01-19T01:23:39  <wilpig> www.ingress.com/intel?latE6=3611593&lngE6=-8674019&z=16
2013-01-19T01:23:48  <Dagmar> Kirkland Hall is worth 5,472 points right now
2013-01-19T01:23:57  <wilpig> that cemetery there is linked up nice.
2013-01-19T01:24:32  <wilpig> that is alot of critch's doing
2013-01-19T01:24:37  <Dagmar> THat link somehow does not work
2013-01-19T01:25:20  <wilpig> weird
2013-01-19T01:25:32  <wilpig> http://www.ingress.com/intel?latE6=3611879&lngE6=-86726543&z=15
2013-01-19T01:25:33  <GateKeeper> Title: Ingress (at www.ingress.com)
2013-01-19T01:26:16  <Dagmar> Maybe a street address
2013-01-19T01:26:35  <wilpig> look at intersection of nolensville pike and thompson ln
2013-01-19T01:26:49  <wilpig> just south of 440 and between 24 and 65
2013-01-19T01:26:57  <Dagmar> IU only see four links and two fields
2013-01-19T01:27:19  <wilpig> off of the wall of prohecy?
2013-01-19T01:27:43  <Dagmar> Ahh
2013-01-19T01:27:45  <wilpig> there are small fields in there you have to zoom in pretty good
2013-01-19T01:28:28  <Dagmar> MoneyPenny would ave to take it out now or zero2hero and Arone would have to gang up on it
2013-01-19T01:28:44  <Dagmar> ...but they might if they looked around a bit
2013-01-19T01:29:29  <wilpig> If i link over to briley from there to the library on thompson it will call attention to it
2013-01-19T01:29:35  <Dagmar> Oh no.  MechNugget is a redneck
2013-01-19T01:29:54  <Dagmar> Right at the Gladeville square are the two highest portals they have at the moment
2013-01-19T01:31:47  <Dagmar> I've been there many times in the past.
2013-01-19T01:32:01  <Dagmar> Depending on the weather, it would be a shame if something happened to those portals next weekend.  In broad daylight.
2013-01-19T01:32:24  <Dagmar> If he's not recharging them, you can count on that shit
2013-01-19T01:32:33  <wilpig> I have some level 4 bursters that I can use now
2013-01-19T01:33:21  <Dagmar> I think that with um...
2013-01-19T01:34:02  <wilpig> you did see me torment banderling last night right?
2013-01-19T01:34:17  <Dagmar> 146 L5 bursters and 64 L6 bursters, I can blow those two level 5 portals away with a quickness
2013-01-19T01:34:36  <Dagmar> Nah, I must have missed it
2013-01-19T01:34:51  <wilpig> he tried ot take the hillcenter
2013-01-19T01:34:54  <Dagmar> I'm trying not to piss them off personally so they won't up and target me
2013-01-19T01:35:01  <Dagmar> Oh thats rich
2013-01-19T01:35:08  <Dagmar> How many L1 resonators did you get to cash in?
2013-01-19T01:35:18  <wilpig> about 5 before he caught on
2013-01-19T01:35:23  <Dagmar> LOL
2013-01-19T01:35:56  <wilpig> i'd plant them opposite the last one he nearly had dead too
2013-01-19T01:35:59  <wilpig> it was obvious
2013-01-19T01:36:20  <Dagmar> sdodson: For reference, if you ever happen to be so lucky as to be within range of a portal when someone's attacking, don't try and stop them.  Stand there with your finger over the "deploy" button.
2013-01-19T01:37:21  <Dagmar> They destroy one, you replace it... 125 AP + 250 AP bonus
2013-01-19T01:37:32  <Dagmar> Over and over.
2013-01-19T01:38:06  <Dagmar> I got the last quarter of L4 into L5 that way before I realized what I was doing.  hehe
2013-01-19T01:38:17  <Dagmar> Those guys were PISSED about that.  hhahah
2013-01-19T01:40:35  <Dagmar> I'm not going to be able to keep my cool if that happens again
2013-01-19T01:40:47  <Dagmar> There's just going to be lunatic maniacal laughter
2013-01-19T01:46:30  <wilpig> you know what.. I think i'm gonna goto that burlesque show tonight
2013-01-19T01:46:54  <wilpig> err tonight but tomorrow night.. yeah.  saturday night
2013-01-19T01:47:22  <Dagmar> hehe i was thinking the same thing
2013-01-19T01:47:24  <Dagmar> I saw a flyer for it at Bongo
2013-01-19T01:47:34  <Dagmar> HOPEFULLY it's not fat chicks in lingerie
2013-01-19T01:47:36  <wilpig> nobody else i've talked to wants to go
2013-01-19T01:47:52  <wilpig> Dementia wants to go but she's in chicago
2013-01-19T01:50:01  <Dagmar> Hmmm....
2013-01-19T01:50:02  <Dagmar> http://musiccityburlesque.com/video
2013-01-19T01:50:04  <GateKeeper> Title: Music City Burlesque Video (at musiccityburlesque.com)
2013-01-19T01:50:44  <Dagmar> Nevermind.
2013-01-19T01:50:55  <Dagmar> I think I'll stick with strippers who are a bit more serious about it
2013-01-19T01:51:33  <Dagmar> Yep.  You're on your own with that one.
2013-01-19T01:52:47  <Dagmar> Two of 'em I like (One I apparently know from goth night lOL) but the rest... not so much
2013-01-19T01:53:05  <wilpig> lol
2013-01-19T01:53:11  <wilpig> it's something other than sitting at the house
2013-01-19T01:54:07  <Dagmar> I'm just thinking that for $20 I can certainly get in the door at any number of strip clubs
2013-01-19T01:54:50  <Dagmar> ...and I'm in better shape than half those girls.
2013-01-19T02:45:44  <Bahhumbug> You do understand that having man-boobs doesn't count, right?
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2013-01-19T02:51:10  <wilpig> Bahhumbug: I am liking seeing this hack writer's descent into shitdom
2013-01-19T02:51:49  <Bahhumbug> Hmm?
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2013-01-19T03:15:49  <wilpig> damn show about the man with no chin
2013-01-19T03:44:57  <Bahhumbug> You really must get over this obsession that you have with Allan Hawco's chin.
2013-01-19T03:45:12  <wilpig> lack of chin
2013-01-19T03:47:42  <Bahhumbug> He has a chin; it's just not overly pronounced.
2013-01-19T03:57:41  <wilpig> that's like saying beaker has a chin, but only when his mouth opens to meep
2013-01-19T04:01:12  <Bahhumbug> heh
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2013-01-19T09:00:25  <wilpig> I need a wireless signal meter for win7.  anyone know of one?  I need to aim this antenna a little better but teh regular windows one lags like a whore
2013-01-19T09:25:22  <wilpig> okay need suggestions.  i've tried just about every channel from 1 to 11.  Turned the transmit power of the AP up to 28dBm but i'm watching the signal level flux
2013-01-19T09:25:47  <wilpig> the windows connection is bouncing from 2Mbps up to 36Mbps instead of locking in a spot and staying
2013-01-19T09:57:08  <eryc> here's what you do
2013-01-19T09:57:18  <eryc> in the back of the router will be a square port
2013-01-19T09:57:28  <eryc> plug in cat5 to there and the other end to your pc
2013-01-19T09:58:34  <wilpig> wish I could
2013-01-19T09:58:43  <wilpig> the router is across the field from this house
2013-01-19T09:58:56  <wilpig> I would love to dig a trench and drop a piece of fiber
2013-01-19T10:06:59  <wilpig> http://i.imgur.com/FUIzcxn.png
2013-01-19T11:28:05  <Dagmar> Cantenna
2013-01-19T11:28:21  <Dagmar> Laser pointer
2013-01-19T11:42:12  <Dagmar> wilpig: Feel like irritating stickman & banderling today?
2013-01-19T11:42:14  <Dagmar> :)
2013-01-19T11:57:24  <Dagmar> If I blasted Martha Ingram, Mayborn Tower to Hillsboro Theater would be hilarious
2013-01-19T11:58:37  <Dagmar> ...but I think today is going to be a farming day.  I still need a few more keys here and there
2013-01-19T12:00:18  <Dagmar> I need a couple more keys on south 21st ave to get everything from Belmont to West End
2013-01-19T13:26:14  <NotLarry> oh fuck
2013-01-19T13:26:29  <NotLarry> Anyone here play minecraft?
2013-01-19T13:30:13  <Dagmar> Not today
2013-01-19T13:32:15  <NotLarry> do you have it loaded?  I made a mistake with my minecraft server and have a desire to show someone:)
2013-01-19T13:32:49  <NotLarry> And actually, you would apreciate this
2013-01-19T13:37:59  <NotLarry> Forgot to log out.  Have an iron golem farm that generates one every 5 minutes or so.  It would seem my world is busy updating my army.
2013-01-19T13:43:27  <wilpig> Dagmar: fuck yes, however... I just got home from KY and I've been up since just before 4 yesterday.  I'm going the fuck to bed
2013-01-19T13:44:52  <Iyeman> Hmm should i be enlightened or resistance in ingress
2013-01-19T13:45:57  <Dagmar> ENLIGHTENED
2013-01-19T13:46:01  <wilpig> you look like  abright enlightened fellow to me
2013-01-19T13:46:08  <Dagmar> It's where the _smart_ people are
2013-01-19T13:46:20  <wilpig> Dagmar: don't be so quick there.  we have some morons
2013-01-19T13:46:21  <Dagmar> Im going to eat something and then go stop on Music Square circle
2013-01-19T13:46:33  <Dagmar> Yes, one of whom is in Centennial Park right now
2013-01-19T13:46:47  <Dagmar> I'll be taking his AP once I've eaten something
2013-01-19T13:46:53  <NotLarry> Wilbur, log into my minecraft server, port 25575. and tp to notlarry
2013-01-19T13:47:09  <wilpig> dude i'm seriously crashing.  i'm worn the fuck out
2013-01-19T13:47:24  <Dagmar> He drove out there to take back the three portals they took, didn't notice that they stripped resonators off the two by the train & plane
2013-01-19T13:47:32  <wilpig> last 5 miles outside nashville were stop and go.  bus broke down or cops just arrested everyone on it
2013-01-19T13:47:39  <Dagmar> That'll take all of five minutes
2013-01-19T13:48:08  <wilpig> doesn't really matter cause it fucked traffic up for 20 minutes and had half a dozen troopers out there surrounding the bus
2013-01-19T13:52:01  <Dagmar> t//smooth
2013-01-19T13:52:30  <Iyeman> enlightened i am
2013-01-19T13:55:20  <Dagmar> You goin' out today?  In Nashville?
2013-01-19T13:56:31  <Dagmar> If you could maybe "accidentally" run over baldcharlie with your car, that would be cool
2013-01-19T13:58:51  <Iyeman> me? i live in washington, ga so probably not
2013-01-19T13:58:56  <Dagmar> Oh okay
2013-01-19T13:59:38  <Iyeman> looking online there are some unclaimed portals in my small ass town lol and a bunch of unclaimed ones, no resistance i could see on the intel map
2013-01-19T14:00:40  <Dagmar> Find a parking lot or something to do the tutorials in, then go hack those white portals to get some materials
2013-01-19T14:00:50  <Dagmar> After you do the tutorial, what to do with the portals should be self-explanatory
2013-01-19T14:02:07  <Iyeman> yeah i did it in my driveway (country driveway lol)
2013-01-19T14:02:58  <NotLarry> where do you look up ingress info?
2013-01-19T14:03:11  <Dagmar> What KIND of info
2013-01-19T14:09:54  <Iyeman> is there a limit to the size of a triangle you can make? just wondering if its worthwhile to pick 3 points as far apart in the city and create one huge one.
2013-01-19T14:13:08  <Dagmar> The limit is the power of the resonators on a portal.
2013-01-19T14:13:11  <Dagmar> It scales up.
2013-01-19T14:13:20  <Dagmar> Un momento
2013-01-19T14:14:42  <Dagmar> http://ingressfieldguide.com/content/action-points-ap-leveling
2013-01-19T14:14:43  <GateKeeper> Title: Action Points (AP) & Leveling | Ingress Field Guide (at ingressfieldguide.com)
2013-01-19T14:14:55  <Dagmar> http://ingressfieldguide.com/content/portals-linking
2013-01-19T14:14:56  <GateKeeper> Title: Portals & Linking | Ingress Field Guide (at ingressfieldguide.com)
2013-01-19T14:15:08  <Dagmar> Note: Range has been reduced somewhat as of a patch last week, but not terribly much
2013-01-19T14:15:48  <Dagmar> An L1 burster has a range of 42m now as opposed to 50m, so it's only *slightly* larger than the range of your scanner field.
2013-01-19T14:16:16  <Dagmar> Also, stand AS FAR AWAY FROM THE PORTAL AS YOU CAN when you deploy resonators
2013-01-19T14:16:22  <Dagmar> They don't make that very clear
2013-01-19T14:16:27  <Iyeman> ah ok, so its not as easy to add resonators as the tutorial made it look lol
2013-01-19T14:16:52  <Dagmar> That distance is how far the resonator will wind up from the portal, and it's stupidly easy to take them over when all the resonators are in a little pile you can bomb the shit out of
2013-01-19T14:17:07  <Dagmar> Spaced out, they're problematic for noobs
2013-01-19T14:17:10  <Iyeman> ok
2013-01-19T14:17:30  <Dagmar> At L1 and L2 you probably also want to stand on the portal when you drop bursters
2013-01-19T14:17:44  <Dagmar> ...unless it's not complete, in which case, try to get int he middle of what's left
2013-01-19T14:18:08  <Dagmar> If you need to hurt one specifically, stand on that one
2013-01-19T14:18:49  <Dagmar> There's little to be gained by standing on each one in turn and dropping a burster, particularly at L3 and above where the range is so much greater the falloff makes it inconcequential
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2013-01-19T14:33:50  <NotLarry> so, how much data/month would you say ingress uses?
2013-01-19T14:34:25  <brimstone> 0
2013-01-19T14:34:28  <brimstone> ingress is bullshit
2013-01-19T14:35:08  <NotLarry> why is that?
2013-01-19T14:35:17  <brimstone> have to get up and walk around
2013-01-19T14:35:19  <brimstone> what's that noise?
2013-01-19T14:35:51  <NotLarry> get up and walk around?  that's just crazy talk
2013-01-19T14:40:04  <brimstone> i know!
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2013-01-19T15:18:59  <sdodson_> Dagmar: nice tip :-)
2013-01-19T15:19:22  <sdodson_> Dagmar: regrading camping a portal while someone else is attacking
2013-01-19T15:23:48  <NotLarry> Well, it seems I own a brick.  Sprint won't let me use my sprint smart phone without signing a two year contract.  No one else will flash it to their service for me.
2013-01-19T15:24:27  <NotLarry> So, look like no data plan for ingress for me.  I'll quit bitching about not getting an invite now.
2013-01-19T15:25:19  <sdodson_> NotLarry: i have an invite code
2013-01-19T15:25:43  <NotLarry> nice.
2013-01-19T15:25:45  <sdodson_> NotLarry: u want?
2013-01-19T15:26:08  <NotLarry> Oh of course.
2013-01-19T15:26:35  <NotLarry> What I need is to get on someone's sprint family plan:)
2013-01-19T15:26:39  <sdodson_> NotLarry: well can you use it?
2013-01-19T15:27:15  <NotLarry> I only have wifi as of right now.  You might want to save it for someone else.
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2013-01-19T15:50:07  <NotLarry> Someone add me to their sprint family plan so I can get my phone active:)  I'm good for it, really.
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2013-01-19T18:31:32  <RangerZ> http://mega.co.nz/ little slow today...
2013-01-19T18:31:33  <RangerZ> lol
2013-01-19T18:32:51  <brimstone> little xssy too
2013-01-19T18:32:54  <brimstone> twitpic.com/bwm24r
2013-01-19T19:27:47  <aestetix> http://efukt.com/20777_38_Years_Without_Ejaculation.html
2013-01-19T19:27:48  <GateKeeper> Title: eFukt.com | 38 Years Without Ejaculation (at efukt.com)
2013-01-19T19:28:20  <NotLarry> no
2013-01-19T19:31:05  <sdodson_> i'm zomg lvl2 now!
2013-01-19T19:32:50  <NotLarry> gratz
2013-01-19T19:32:51  <aestetix> of ejaculation?
2013-01-19T19:35:10  <sdodson_> aestetix: yes, i can shoot it 8 feet now
2013-01-19T19:39:33  <aestetix> Did NotLarry give you an award yet?
2013-01-19T19:43:39  <sdodson_> aestetix: no, i didn't know there was an award
2013-01-19T19:54:53  <aestetix> sdodson_: you learn something new every day
2013-01-19T20:26:53  <Dagmar> RangerZ: If you haven't yet been to BiCentennial Mall, you should go tomorrow.  :)
2013-01-19T20:38:05  <Dagmar> To those trying (unsuccessfully) to get into Ingress: http://androidheadlines.com/2013/01/ingress-invite-giveaway-ends-january-20th.html
2013-01-19T20:38:06  <GateKeeper> Title: Ingress Invite Giveaway: Ends January 20th | Android Headlines - Android News, Phones, Tablets, Apps, Reviews, Rumors (at androidheadlines.com)
2013-01-19T20:50:39  <oddball> Interesting... I just read that a buddy of mine bought a DVD copy of the new Total Recall movie, and his legal DVD playback software on his computer wouldn't play it.  VLC played it just fine.
2013-01-19T20:51:02  <oddball> So, he was forced to break the DMCA in order to watch his legally purchased copy...
2013-01-19T20:51:36  <Bahhumbug> Lies.  DRM can never, ever fail.
2013-01-19T20:52:05  <Bahhumbug> Speaking of which.  I need to netflix that.
2013-01-19T20:53:47  <Dagmar> That's weird.
2013-01-19T20:54:16  <Dagmar> Now I'm tempted to go rent it just to see what they did wrong
2013-01-19T20:54:45  <oddball> Ah ha! Apparently he was using Windows Media Player on Windows 8, which told him that he needed to buy the movie on Ultraviolet if he wanted to watch it.
2013-01-19T20:55:03  <Bahhumbug> Already in my queue in position 89.
2013-01-19T20:55:19  <Bahhumbug> People use wmp still?
2013-01-19T20:55:23  <Bahhumbug> Hell, people use win8?
2013-01-19T20:55:24  <Bahhumbug> :)
2013-01-19T20:55:28  <Bahhumbug> *trollolol*
2013-01-19T20:58:26  <oddball> Ah, and this was a Redbox copy that then thanked him for renting the movie.
2013-01-19T20:58:56  <Bahhumbug> I've never used Redbox.
2013-01-19T20:58:58  <NotLarry> So, anyone with sprint and need an android phone?
2013-01-19T20:59:07  <Bahhumbug> I'm lazy.  I like netflix.
2013-01-19T20:59:17  <NotLarry> you misspelled redtube
2013-01-19T21:02:07  <Bahhumbug> I don't think I'ver ever (willingly) gone to redtune.
2013-01-19T21:02:11  <Bahhumbug> Err, redtube.
2013-01-19T21:48:56  <aestetix> Is windows 8 the newest version?
2013-01-19T22:04:33  <oddball> yes
2013-01-19T22:11:20  <NotLarry> So, I went out walking around with my little dumb phone on and in front of me.  Had 2 people stop and ask me what my faction was:)
2013-01-19T22:13:55  <NotLarry> wilpig: you up?
2013-01-19T22:15:48  <aestetix> Dagmar: so that, that little episode I did
2013-01-19T22:16:06  <aestetix> I get to have a meeting with an "embassador" from the feminists now
2013-01-19T22:16:23  <Bahhumbug> Wtf is an "embassador"?
2013-01-19T22:16:45  <aestetix> er, ambassador
2013-01-19T22:16:55  <aestetix> however you spell it
2013-01-19T22:17:05  <aestetix> someone who is representing all of them, talking with me on their behalf
2013-01-19T22:17:06  <Bahhumbug> Ahh.  I thought, at first, it might have been some other idiotic title I'm not aware of.
2013-01-19T22:17:15  <Bahhumbug> The Head Bitch?
2013-01-19T22:17:29  <aestetix> heh
2013-01-19T22:18:04  * aestetix sighs
2013-01-19T22:18:16  <aestetix> SF might be fairly progressive, but sometimes the south seems more reasonable.
2013-01-19T22:22:57  <sdodson_> a friend of mine moved to SF to feel more welcomed in the gay community there
2013-01-19T22:23:10  <sdodson_> there's plenty of gay folks here but i guess SF is better
2013-01-19T22:25:12  <NotLarry> So your suggesting a more qualitative gay experience in SF?
2013-01-19T22:25:48  <sdodson_> I think he's after more quantitative.
2013-01-19T22:26:15  <NotLarry> Does he measure that in inches?
2013-01-19T22:26:32  <sdodson_> NotLarry: dicks per mile
2013-01-19T22:31:12  <Dagmar> ugh
2013-01-19T22:31:23  <Dagmar> i fell asleep without a blanket
2013-01-19T22:32:05  <Dagmar> heat was off
2013-01-19T22:35:33  <Dagmar> Better still... I think there's an antenna northwest of here having a major meltdown
2013-01-19T22:36:03  <Dagmar> For the last ten minutes i've been hearing this weird popping noise
2013-01-19T22:36:22  <Dagmar> I look out the window, and a giant antenna is practically sparkling
2013-01-19T22:38:49  <Dagmar> Those things all flash nice and slow
2013-01-19T22:38:53  <Dagmar> They don't fucking strobe
2013-01-19T22:39:32  <Bahhumbug> Perhaps it's just a flashback?
2013-01-19T22:44:01  <Dagmar> Some poor engineer is probably having a bad night
2013-01-19T22:46:59  <NotLarry> new portal?
2013-01-19T22:47:42  <Dagmar> Looks like a wee electrical problem
2013-01-19T22:53:42  <Dagmar> Luckily, it's not *my* electrical problem, and it doesn't appear to be at the airport or the maximum security prison nearby.
2013-01-19T22:54:00  <Dagmar> It could be the water treatment plant, but it's not like I drink water from the tap
2013-01-19T23:34:33  <Dagmar> By the way, we have one L8 player.  The secret to his success: http://www.nashvillemta.org/setpage.asp?page=musiccitycircuit.html
2013-01-19T23:34:34  <GateKeeper> Title: Welcome to the Nashville MTA! (at www.nashvillemta.org)
2013-01-19T23:36:35  <Dagmar> I'm thinking the next time the weather is too unpleasant, that might be a good way to do it.