2012-10-09T00:00:16 oh, damn, I should pay more attention 2012-10-09T00:04:03 catonic clearly has thirds 2012-10-09T00:05:17 *** sync350 has joined #se2600 2012-10-09T00:05:17 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o sync350 2012-10-09T00:53:21 *** kive has left #se2600 2012-10-09T04:07:34 *** kive has joined #se2600 2012-10-09T04:07:34 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o kive 2012-10-09T06:36:21 *** LastChild has quit IRC (Quit: and the monkey flips the switch) 2012-10-09T08:22:53 dude jumps in 8 minutes -> http://www.redbullstratos.com/live/ 2012-10-09T08:22:54 Title: Live Broadcast | Red Bull Stratos (at www.redbullstratos.com) 2012-10-09T08:25:46 Weather hold; and that time is the launch of the lift aircraft, isn't it? 2012-10-09T08:40:01 ahh yeah 2012-10-09T08:41:20 Sigh, bad terminology on my part, it's the launch capsule, really. Jump is ~ 3 hours after launch if all goes well. 2012-10-09T08:41:27 Time for 2012-10-09T08:41:28 @baconm 2012-10-09T08:41:31 damn it 2012-10-09T08:41:32 @bacon 2012-10-09T08:41:32 Yummy, scrumptious, crispy BACON! 2012-10-09T08:45:59 mmmm 2012-10-09T08:46:13 DCC ware bacon 2012-10-09T09:15:57 I swear Ben is the dumbest motherfucker I have ever heard of working in an IT position 2012-10-09T09:16:38 Fucking calls to wake me up about a certficate expiration warning that says right the fuck on it, THIRTY DAYS 2012-10-09T09:16:44 Clearly, not time-critical. 2012-10-09T09:17:12 HOLD ON LET ME GET DRESSED I'LL BE THERE AFTER DRIVING SO FAST 2012-10-09T09:18:53 I'm going to say something to his boss about this shit. 2012-10-09T09:19:19 The fucking check was in alarm state for over an hour--he just decided it was easier to call and wake me up than it was to send an email. 2012-10-09T09:19:20 Fuck him 2012-10-09T09:20:17 ....or in this case, call and get me out of the fucking shower 2012-10-09T10:04:12 *** This has joined #se2600 2012-10-09T10:05:32 first time going to phreaknic. how does the sign in process work? do i get something in te mail first? 2012-10-09T10:06:38 *** rattle has joined #se2600 2012-10-09T10:06:38 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o rattle 2012-10-09T10:07:25 *** This has quit IRC (Client Quit) 2012-10-09T10:11:17 email maybe 2012-10-09T10:11:31 n/m, can't wait 5 minutes for a response 2012-10-09T10:16:03 Fuck webchat users anyway 2012-10-09T10:37:38 mr0nin 2012-10-09T10:53:54 http://i.imgur.com/hj6Ne.jpg 2012-10-09T11:04:42 *** sync350 has quit IRC (Quit: wtfsleepomg) 2012-10-09T11:10:34 *** RangerZ has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 260 seconds) 2012-10-09T11:20:38 10:20am and I haven't killed anyone yet. 2012-10-09T11:20:46 Better morning than I expected, so far. 2012-10-09T11:20:49 http://imgur.com/r/gaming/lq0E2 2012-10-09T11:20:50 Title: My room mate was confused today - Imgur (at imgur.com) 2012-10-09T11:20:59 I kinda want to see this 2012-10-09T11:21:03 Idiot-boy Ben even called me AGAIN while I was on the way to work 2012-10-09T11:21:46 because the certificate still has a warning? 2012-10-09T11:22:00 tell him to print out a couple of the nagios pages, then open the back of the printer and rub his genitals on the fuser. That searing sound and smell means that it's working. 2012-10-09T11:24:44 New coworker is catching on... Just overheard "Now I'm just going to go somewhere and cry foe awhile" 2012-10-09T11:24:47 s/foe/for/ 2012-10-09T11:25:21 timoguin: Actually I think he was trying to commit suicide 2012-10-09T11:25:44 timoguin: He was also trying to tell me he was just doing what his boss said... to call on every alert. 2012-10-09T11:25:50 This I know to be entirely and 100% false. 2012-10-09T11:26:18 I think he's forgotten that I used to do his job 2012-10-09T11:28:43 *** sync350 has joined #se2600 2012-10-09T11:28:44 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o sync350 2012-10-09T11:29:25 I'm guessing this is the guy that everyone I've talked to has refered to as "the idiot?" (or "fucking moron") 2012-10-09T11:30:18 Yes. 2012-10-09T11:30:21 "Mongo" 2012-10-09T11:30:49 *** RangerZ has joined #se2600 2012-10-09T11:30:50 I am thoroughly unimpressed with that he expect I'm not going to know he _sat on the alert_ for just over an hour so that he could call instead of sending an email 2012-10-09T11:31:30 I sent an email to Peter (his boss) kvetching about that. 2012-10-09T11:55:11 Fuck yeah! It released! http://html9responsiveboilerstrapjs.com/ 2012-10-09T11:55:51 dafaq 2012-10-09T11:56:30 hahah 2012-10-09T12:15:16 Hmmm... I just got an email from one of my "extreme discount!" sites telling me that they have glow in the dark duct tape... 2012-10-09T12:19:26 low light bondage time? 2012-10-09T12:20:59 The sick thing is, my first thought was "hmmm... I could get a few rolls in time for PN..." 2012-10-09T12:21:27 which would have been awesome at the old hotel 2012-10-09T12:21:37 yeah... 2012-10-09T12:21:50 A roof top Glow in the dark Mural that's visible from the air? 2012-10-09T12:21:52 awesome 2012-10-09T12:22:07 but I'm betting we dont have roof access now 2012-10-09T12:22:26 ...not if they're smart 2012-10-09T12:22:39 ather has delayed the jump several times today; the latest launch time is 2:30 pm. 2012-10-09T12:22:45 http://www.boston.com/news/source/2012/10/live_video_skyd.html 2012-10-09T12:22:46 Title: Live video: Skydiver attempts record-breaking jump from stratosphere - The Source - Latest news and updates from Boston.com (at www.boston.com) 2012-10-09T12:23:10 live stream of a guy skydiving from 23 miles up at 12:30 CST 2012-10-09T12:30:45 timoguin: Red Bull cancelled it 2012-10-09T12:31:09 aw shit 2012-10-09T12:31:23 They were the target of a lawsuit by another promoter who claims he came up with the idea, so they're postponing the jump until the lawsuit is resolved. 2012-10-09T12:31:38 * timoguin sighs 2012-10-09T12:31:41 world so stoopid 2012-10-09T12:31:50 ha! 2012-10-09T12:32:11 "no i came up with the idea of jumping out of a plane higher than other people!" 2012-10-09T12:32:29 redbull was first to market, get over it 2012-10-09T12:33:09 *** sync350_ has joined #se2600 2012-10-09T12:33:10 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o sync350_ 2012-10-09T12:33:11 *** sync350_ has quit IRC (Remote host closed the connection) 2012-10-09T12:33:20 http://www.cnn.com/2012/10/09/us/skydiver-record-attempt/?hpt=hp_bn1 2012-10-09T12:33:21 Title: Supersonic dive from edge of space put on hold - CNN.com (at www.cnn.com) 2012-10-09T12:34:46 Corydon76-home: are you sure about that? rebbullstratos.com still says t-minus 40 minutes 2012-10-09T12:34:52 *** sync350 has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 245 seconds) 2012-10-09T12:35:00 don't see anything about it being cancelled 2012-10-09T12:35:31 I saw an article this morning that it had been cancelled. Let me see if I can find it. 2012-10-09T12:35:52 redbull twitter still says it's a-go 2012-10-09T12:36:49 Oh, crap, Wired re-promoted a story from 2010 on the cancellation. 2012-10-09T12:37:05 * timoguin shakes fist 2012-10-09T12:37:14 and that story hit the headlines 2012-10-09T12:38:52 yay mass media! 2012-10-09T12:39:00 Pulled it up in Flipboard, which of course doesn't show the URL: http://www.wired.co.uk/news/archive/2010-10/13/red-bull-pulls-plug-on-stratos 2012-10-09T12:39:01 Title: Red Bull cancels skydive from edge of space (Wired UK) (at www.wired.co.uk) 2012-10-09T12:41:51 WTF?? 2012-10-09T12:41:57 canceled?? 2012-10-09T12:42:07 lol 2012-10-09T12:42:13 kive: apparently not, just an old story that got retweeted 2012-10-09T12:42:18 that's hilarious 2012-10-09T12:42:25 someone must google bomb that now 2012-10-09T12:42:37 it seems to be doing a good job by itself 2012-10-09T12:47:53 Anyone tip Fox News so they can report it as current news yet? 2012-10-09T13:02:21 Corydon76-home: ping 2012-10-09T13:02:45 pong 2012-10-09T13:12:31 vagina 2012-10-09T13:13:44 pong 2012-10-09T13:14:04 vagina pong: if only porn had influenced the creation of the atari a bit more... 2012-10-09T14:06:19 "Today's launch has been aborted at 11:42hrs MDT due to wind gusts making an attempt too risky." 2012-10-09T14:06:23 (official) 2012-10-09T14:08:38 Same as yesterday 2012-10-09T14:15:55 they were launching vagina pong today? 2012-10-09T14:16:09 yeah, you want to watch your wind gusts with that. 2012-10-09T14:17:16 @SarcasticRover: Winds were pretty gusty when I free-falled onto Mars from 200,000,000 miles up… but I just did it anyway. LIKE A BOSS. 2012-10-09T14:54:45 *** frenzy33 has joined #se2600 2012-10-09T15:18:54 *** frenzy33 has quit IRC (Quit: frenzy33) 2012-10-09T15:42:40 using reg expressions; grep `[0-9]\{3\}.?[0-9]\{2\}.?[0-9]\{4\}` ./* does the ? work with the . for find all ss# with or without characters between the segments? 2012-10-09T15:43:27 usually a * is used 2012-10-09T15:43:51 * can be 0 or more, I think ? is one or more 2012-10-09T15:44:03 ? is optional 2012-10-09T15:44:11 preceeding thing is optinoal 2012-10-09T15:44:13 *optional 2012-10-09T15:44:18 com'on fingers, fing 2012-10-09T15:44:21 * is one to many, ? is 0 or 1 I thought 2012-10-09T15:44:27 yup 2012-10-09T15:44:40 .? should make a single character optional 2012-10-09T15:44:44 but the ? works on the regex . right? 2012-10-09T15:44:46 cool 2012-10-09T15:44:51 in most regexes 2012-10-09T15:45:06 PCRE i'm pretty sure 2012-10-09T15:45:08 Have to take coursework at work and found some linux shell courses:) 2012-10-09T15:45:16 extended regex in grep 2012-10-09T15:52:25 ty 2012-10-09T16:12:09 So... IN REVIEW 2012-10-09T16:12:24 What question do we ask people wanting DNS changes made after hours when they call? 2012-10-09T16:12:40 if they'll do the needful 2012-10-09T16:13:23 Also you probbaly don't want to escape the curly braces on your modifiers 2012-10-09T16:13:23 I don't ask them anything, I give them direct home phone number to the dns on call. n 2012-10-09T16:13:30 NotLarry: FALSE 2012-10-09T16:13:40 You ask them "Is something broken?" 2012-10-09T16:13:46 If the answer is "No" then you hang up. 2012-10-09T16:13:59 ...or more politely, explain that they'll have to wait until buisness hours. 2012-10-09T16:14:18 No, we don't do that in this place. We have had an incident or two, and now your suffer. 2012-10-09T16:15:14 We do that or we will find ourselves explaining to the customer that the request was refused until morning because of a lack of anything being broken. 2012-10-09T16:15:55 brimstone++ 2012-10-09T16:16:02 :D 2012-10-09T16:16:53 Note that we do not ask "What is broken?" because that's a leading question and if these motherfuckers weren't already trying to be sneaky about it they wouldn't be pulling this shit 2012-10-09T16:17:15 A better question would be "What did you break?" because then they're even more likely to say "nothing" out of simple pride 2012-10-09T16:17:37 Dagmar: so what you're telling me is that if I want you to do the needful on an afterhours DNS change, all I need to do is point something at the DNS address (that isn't set up yet) and let you know that "yes, something is broken"? 2012-10-09T16:18:10 nachoguy: Enjoy the response of "We do not maintain non-Vanderbilt NS resources." 2012-10-09T16:18:46 Twice in as many months some silly admin has slipped after-hours changees through by bullshitting their way past NotLarry 2012-10-09T16:18:55 But, I attend Vanderbilt, my Tuition pays your salary. 2012-10-09T16:19:02 Outgrageous! 2012-10-09T16:19:13 Yer lack of advance planning does not constitute an emergency I have to solve by being awoken from a nap or distracted from talking with a pretty girl. 2012-10-09T16:19:25 nachoguy: Your tuition doesn't pay my salary 2012-10-09T16:19:41 The endowment pays my salary, for certain values of "pays". 2012-10-09T16:19:42 I have that sign on my door (the first half anyway). It has never helped. 2012-10-09T16:20:10 We've got roughly 10,000 potential users and two admins. 2012-10-09T16:20:15 Fuck letting them set the schedule. 2012-10-09T16:20:28 well, seeing as how my Tuition was fictional, I now also control the endowment. => 2012-10-09T16:20:29 Two admind handling a workload of four 2012-10-09T16:20:51 sounds right 2012-10-09T16:20:55 nachoguy: You should have heard the girl that was pissed when I told her that she was going to have to buy her own damn piece of cat5 to hook her computer up to the network. 2012-10-09T16:21:28 oddball: I'm better that there was a lot of sputtering and "bu-but-but-but!" 2012-10-09T16:21:53 someone was pricing out cat5 the other day 2012-10-09T16:22:00 s/better/betting/ 2012-10-09T16:22:08 i couldn't believe they didn't have gobs lying around already 2012-10-09T16:22:12 yeah... Especially since apparently freshman apparently get a length as part of their welcome package. 2012-10-09T16:22:27 Welcome! Here's an Internet Cable! 2012-10-09T16:22:29 oddball: yeah, but it wasn't the right color to match her mac 2012-10-09T16:22:53 lol 2012-10-09T16:23:04 Oh, she was a returning sophmore. She assumed that the school was going to give her another cable. 2012-10-09T16:23:32 you should know mac users are entitled to color-coordinated technologies =X 2012-10-09T16:23:50 then again....you would think she'd be used to buying her own interfaces at that point 2012-10-09T16:23:55 for what they pay in tuition (I assume), an extra $3 is probably not going to be missed. 2012-10-09T16:23:55 She tried the whole "but, don't you guys have like a closet full of this stuff or something?" rutine... 2012-10-09T16:24:28 damn shame I'm a cold and heartless bastard with no issue about lying about that kind of stuff. 2012-10-09T16:25:02 should have told her that yes, you do, but you don't have keys. She needs to talk to maintenence 2012-10-09T16:25:04 Well, technically, it wasn't a lie. We didn't have a closet full... it was large enough to be considered a decent sized room. 2012-10-09T16:26:05 Oh, and that was while we were in the middle of the great cable change out in an attempt to remove the bird's nests in the server rooms. 2012-10-09T16:26:07 and then she needs a dean's signature for approval 2012-10-09T16:26:29 I think I was actually building a cable when I was telling her "nope, sorry... gotta go buy your own." 2012-10-09T16:26:39 even better 2012-10-09T16:28:39 Dagmar: I am not your gateway. 2012-10-09T16:29:04 Notlarry, what about gate keeper? He could be your keymaster. 2012-10-09T16:29:05 And phrases like "bullshiting their way past NotLarry" do end in my simply giving them your number so they can explain it to you:) 2012-10-09T16:29:18 are you his compaq? 2012-10-09T16:32:27 You rang? 2012-10-09T16:33:50 Dagmar: I havent been exagerating that mongo is fucking useless. he really has no desire to work he only wants to collect a check. His latest hting of coming in repeatedly late and calling just 5 minutes before he's suppsed to be there is just more proof he feels he's entitled, etc 2012-10-09T16:33:56 Dagmar: so, when this user opens the ticket, tells me it is has to happen tonight, I'm just supposed to call bullshit on them? 2012-10-09T16:36:07 if I had access to the time sheets I would be willing to bet that mongo doesn't track his time correctly either. between all his breaks and coming in late, he shouldbe fiddling with that damn near constantly 2012-10-09T16:36:21 Ok, I went around the office and changed the help desk number on all the phones to Dagmar's number. This should be fun:) 2012-10-09T16:37:57 Does your timesheet software actually track what you put in? Mine simply resets to some random set of numbers every time. I've gone back to keeping track on paper and just putting it in at the last moment. 2012-10-09T16:40:57 wilpig: you get my message about shipping? 2012-10-09T16:46:56 Dagmar: I don't want to escape the curly braces on my modifiers? This is straight out of the traing material they gave me:) 2012-10-09T16:49:02 yes 2012-10-09T16:49:38 what the hell was his problem? his job is to keep track of inventory and acept packages 2012-10-09T16:51:22 Well, no personal items are allowed. I apologized, explained I had been letting people in to get their personal items that had been shipped here. He basicly told me it was a lie. No personal items get shipped here. 2012-10-09T16:51:49 I've even shipped personal shit out of there. 2012-10-09T16:52:45 Well, I'm not. 2012-10-09T16:53:40 I'm thinking that we get a policy pushed through that no one but him is allowed in there. 2012-10-09T16:53:54 So when I need a cable in the middle of the night I need to call him. 2012-10-09T16:54:11 you aren;t the director of policy anymore. that was just for that "game" 2012-10-09T16:55:05 That is what they said before we started locking racks. Or forwarding the helpdesk phones to Dagmar after hours. You just watch your mouth:) 2012-10-09T16:55:34 Ah, there goes the hr lady, brb. 2012-10-09T16:56:12 I still wonder how after all this time you don't have a standing meeting with her each week to discuss the week's events 2012-10-09T16:56:48 me? 2012-10-09T16:56:56 yeah you 2012-10-09T17:00:19 she would, if TN had medicinal pot 2012-10-09T17:05:03 From what I've read about pot I don't think I would be able to function if I tried it. 2012-10-09T17:05:50 You've never smoked weed? 2012-10-09T17:06:32 time to get up, I guess 2012-10-09T17:23:06 I'm hungry wilpig, what are you getting up to fix? 2012-10-09T17:23:08 NotLarry, it's for the HR Droid, not you 2012-10-09T17:23:13 you get a grapefruit 2012-10-09T17:24:09 Bahhumbug: Nope. Don't smoke weed, don't do drugs. Well, I'm on xanax and ambien. And if you eat grapefruit it seems that it inhibits your bodies ability to remove xanax from your body. 2012-10-09T17:24:51 I might make some mac and cheese 2012-10-09T17:24:58 I just called the bbq place 2012-10-09T17:27:30 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_vCFKuXrQo 2012-10-09T17:27:31 Title: Hacker hits Stormwind - Tichondrius - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 2012-10-09T17:27:52 they should be getting back to me tomorrow with the solid details 2012-10-09T17:28:09 the booking chick had her phone die last week was the excuse I was given and she is off today 2012-10-09T17:47:36 err 2012-10-09T17:59:17 sell my chaps to buy leather pants? 2012-10-09T18:23:38 *** polerin has quit IRC (Read error: No route to host) 2012-10-09T18:25:08 *** polerin has joined #se2600 2012-10-09T18:29:40 *** polerin has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 248 seconds) 2012-10-09T18:30:06 *** polerin has joined #se2600 2012-10-09T18:39:39 *** stowbari has joined #se2600 2012-10-09T18:55:32 NotLarry: don't do that... get leather shorts, that way you won't get too warm down here in the south 2012-10-09T19:04:20 RangerZ: I don't live in the south. 2012-10-09T19:04:58 I have lived in the south, my first wife could spit tobacco 20', but I don't live in the south now. 2012-10-09T19:09:33 *** RangerZ has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving.) 2012-10-09T19:09:43 *** RangerZ has joined #se2600 2012-10-09T19:14:11 *** RangerZ has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 245 seconds) 2012-10-09T19:20:51 *** sync350 has joined #se2600 2012-10-09T19:20:52 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o sync350 2012-10-09T19:43:32 *** RangerZ has joined #se2600 2012-10-09T20:29:14 ok, I just found this on my hard drive. wilpig, you do this? 2012-10-09T20:32:43 found what? 2012-10-09T20:34:16 http://i.imgur.com/w8Bji.png 2012-10-09T20:34:41 lol. but not me 2012-10-09T20:57:34 *** LastChild has joined #se2600 2012-10-09T20:57:34 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o LastChild 2012-10-09T21:11:13 No, that's not creepy at all. 2012-10-09T21:22:41 JIMMY! 2012-10-09T21:22:42 Just Announced at Zanies 2012-10-09T21:22:43 JIM NORTON 2012-10-09T21:22:43 January 10-12, 2012 2012-10-09T21:22:43 (HBO, Opie & Anthony, Leno & more) 2012-10-09T21:23:35 http://www.nashville.zanies.com/mod/emarket/goto/12598/364/415902/ 2012-10-09T21:23:38 Title: Zanies - Nashville :: Jim Norton (at www.nashville.zanies.com) 2012-10-09T21:29:23 LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZxs09eV-Vc 2012-10-09T21:29:24 Title: Big Bird - Obama for America TV Ad - YouTube (at www.youtube.com) 2012-10-09T21:58:55 *** Genphlux has joined #se2600 2012-10-09T22:01:54 *** sasquatc3 has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) 2012-10-09T22:04:18 *** sasquatc4 has joined #se2600 2012-10-09T22:04:18 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o sasquatc4 2012-10-09T22:07:39 *** Genphlux has quit IRC () 2012-10-09T22:21:08 when you write a movie and call for a character that shows no emotion there is no actor better than stoneface cage. 2012-10-09T22:26:49 unless you need them to be female 2012-10-09T22:26:52 then use board face 2012-10-09T22:27:07 from the vampire flicks 2012-10-09T22:28:44 *** polerin has quit IRC (Read error: No route to host) 2012-10-09T22:30:10 *** polerin has joined #se2600 2012-10-09T22:39:06 *** sync350 has quit IRC (Quit: Screw you guys, I'm goin home) 2012-10-09T22:39:27 ^was that an offer? 2012-10-09T22:40:26 so romney won't even go talk to nickelodeon 2012-10-09T22:40:35 they will ask too tough of questions for him 2012-10-09T22:40:41 *snickers*.... 2012-10-09T22:41:46 *** stowbari has quit IRC (Quit: Leaving.) 2012-10-09T22:42:25 "Why are you a lying cunt?" 2012-10-09T22:51:01 i enjoy it when Lawrence o'donnel attacks what he calls 'bat crap crazy' republicans... like this pro slavery one 2012-10-09T22:51:11 saying the bible justifies the bible 2012-10-09T23:07:28 Yeah... Fuck that asshole. And the "Let's kill the rebellious children". asshole too.