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2012-08-31T03:31:37  <Catonic> right
2012-08-31T03:31:43  <Catonic> like no one ever had nudes posted
2012-08-31T03:31:45  <wilpig> what's right?  i'm right
2012-08-31T03:31:52  <wilpig> who's naked?
2012-08-31T03:31:58  <Catonic> ^
2012-08-31T03:32:09  <Catonic> Cloud 9 thing above
2012-08-31T03:46:54  <wilpig> I was hoping ot see some tits
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2012-08-31T07:23:05  <Dolemite> mr0ning, be0tches and h0ez!
2012-08-31T07:23:29  <timoguin> m0rn
2012-08-31T07:23:31  *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Dolemite
2012-08-31T07:23:47  <Dolemite> you hear back about your interview yet?
2012-08-31T07:23:56  <timoguin> yea i got the job
2012-08-31T07:24:00  <Dolemite> sweet
2012-08-31T07:24:02  <Dolemite> where's it at?
2012-08-31T07:24:16  <timoguin> got exactly what i asked. he emailed me about two hours after the interview.
2012-08-31T07:24:24  <timoguin> Rubicon Inc, offices on Thompson Lane
2012-08-31T07:24:36  <Dolemite> what do they do?
2012-08-31T07:24:53  <timoguin> They manage home health services.
2012-08-31T07:25:13  <Dolemite> Ah, ok
2012-08-31T07:25:18  <timoguin> One of those seemingly rare-breed healthcare companies that is almost all linux
2012-08-31T07:25:25  <Dolemite> with a name like that it's impossible to guess their industry
2012-08-31T07:25:34  <wilpig> Dolemite: I am making progress
2012-08-31T07:25:59  <wilpig> on thompson?  I LIVE ON THOMPSON!
2012-08-31T07:26:01  <Dolemite> wilpig: Congratulations.  Admitting you have a problem is the first step.
2012-08-31T07:26:19  <timoguin> wilpig: well I'll work close to you then. :-P
2012-08-31T07:26:28  <timoguin> gonna have 2 or 3 people under me
2012-08-31T07:26:34  <wilpig> kinky
2012-08-31T07:26:43  * timoguin squiggles
2012-08-31T07:26:44  <wilpig> I call dibs on the cute one
2012-08-31T07:26:54  <timoguin> ...whatever squiggles means.
2012-08-31T07:27:00  <wilpig> and it better be a girl too
2012-08-31T07:27:50  <timoguin> i'm beyond thrilled
2012-08-31T07:27:58  <timoguin> my girlfriend just started a new job 3 weeks ago
2012-08-31T07:28:13  <timoguin> go we've just tripled our income in 1 month
2012-08-31T07:28:41  <timoguin> plans and goals that were previously in the "years" range are now in the months range
2012-08-31T07:28:45  * timoguin poops himself
2012-08-31T07:31:22  <wilpig> nice
2012-08-31T07:31:46  <wilpig> next time that poop goes on Dolemite's desk though.  not on you
2012-08-31T07:32:56  <ZombieChicken> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19409960#sa-ns_mchannel=rss&ns_source=PublicRSS20-sa
2012-08-31T07:32:58  <GateKeeper> Title: BBC News - Why was 34,969 Count von Counts magic number? (at www.bbc.co.uk)
2012-08-31T07:33:24  <ZombieChicken> Ran across that and thought someone else might find it interesting
2012-08-31T07:35:02  <Dolemite> No poop socks for my desk, thank you very much
2012-08-31T07:35:12  <wilpig> there was no sock involved there
2012-08-31T07:36:25  <timoguin> why waste a perfectly good sock?
2012-08-31T07:36:46  <wilpig> because soemtimes you just have to kill internet dragons
2012-08-31T07:36:58  <wilpig> and that requires the use of a poop sock and a raid bottle
2012-08-31T07:37:36  <timoguin> yea but in this case of desk pooping
2012-08-31T07:37:40  <timoguin> sock is wasteful
2012-08-31T07:37:59  <wilpig> agreed.  poop goes directly on Dolemite's desk
2012-08-31T07:38:12  <wilpig> i'd try myself now but this medicine is a bit unforgiving in that dept
2012-08-31T07:38:18  <Dolemite> I have Laboratory Protective Services on speed dial
2012-08-31T07:38:36  <wilpig> with these pills there is no such thing as speed
2012-08-31T07:38:47  <wilpig> blink of an eye and it's been marked
2012-08-31T07:38:49  <Dolemite> They may have been apprehensive about shooting an 82 year old nun, but they'll have no qualms about putting a bullet in your butt cheeks
2012-08-31T07:39:24  <wilpig> next visit to ORNL take a nun's habit.  check.
2012-08-31T07:39:44  * timoguin slinks through the data tubes
2012-08-31T07:39:58  <timoguin> right past lab protective security...
2012-08-31T07:40:04  <timoguin> services
2012-08-31T07:40:22  <wilpig> they didn't search the vehicle
2012-08-31T07:40:51  <Dolemite> Ever since the protestors got into Y-12 they've been rather thorough
2012-08-31T07:41:06  <wilpig> damn hippies ruining everything
2012-08-31T07:41:21  * wilpig angrily shakes his fist
2012-08-31T07:42:47  * timoguin happily shakes his angry
2012-08-31T07:43:30  <wilpig> that is no way to start a new job.  HR will toss you out on the first day for that
2012-08-31T07:44:01  <timoguin> Well I ain't started yet.
2012-08-31T07:44:04  <timoguin> I'm still at old job.
2012-08-31T07:44:17  <wilpig> in that case.  shake away...  HR will give you one hell of a send off
2012-08-31T07:44:22  <timoguin> lol HR
2012-08-31T07:44:31  <timoguin> this company ain't got no HR
2012-08-31T07:45:01  <wilpig> shake your angry at the right person and HR just appears.  like a rabbit out of a hat
2012-08-31T07:45:32  <timoguin> well i have root
2012-08-31T07:45:35  <timoguin> on everything
2012-08-31T07:45:58  <wilpig> anything we want?
2012-08-31T07:46:25  <timoguin> nothing interesting
2012-08-31T07:47:18  <wilpig> I really think you're doing this leaving thing wrong then
2012-08-31T07:48:45  <timoguin> well they've got 3 pieces of software just put into production at a big client that i wrote and only i know.
2012-08-31T07:48:48  <timoguin> so i'll be nice.
2012-08-31T07:48:52  <timoguin> because $consulting
2012-08-31T07:49:02  <wilpig> damn right
2012-08-31T07:49:14  <wilpig> I've got two of those jobs right now
2012-08-31T07:49:18  <wilpig> just waiting on some passwords
2012-08-31T07:49:23  <Dolemite> I miss consulting dollars
2012-08-31T07:49:52  <wilpig> dude sent me the "root" password for two servers....  luckily both were invalid but this makes me ask the question if root is indeed allowed to login like that...
2012-08-31T07:50:17  * timoguin look of disapprovals
2012-08-31T07:50:43  <wilpig> oh and I got a note from the dude that sent me the last "mob money drop" that said to expect another package from UPS today
2012-08-31T07:50:56  <wilpig> I will lol if it is another stack of cash
2012-08-31T07:55:04  <wilpig> okay so an ajax query is successful. and I set the background color of the elements to green.  how long before I have them fade back to normal?  a second? is two too long?
2012-08-31T07:55:38  <timoguin> side-by-side demo!
2012-08-31T07:55:42  <timoguin> demo demo demo!
2012-08-31T07:55:52  <wilpig> no demo.
2012-08-31T07:56:01  <wilpig> I'm coding in loops here
2012-08-31T07:56:18  <wilpig> jquery.live() <-- whoa buddy
2012-08-31T07:56:24  <timoguin> i'd say a solid second and then fade for a second would be good
2012-08-31T07:56:42  <wilpig> "Attach an event handler for all elements which match the current selector, now and in the future."
2012-08-31T07:56:54  * timoguin nos no jquery yet
2012-08-31T07:57:10  <wilpig> basically I give it a css selector like any normal html
2012-08-31T07:57:24  <wilpig> if a new element appears onthe page that matches it.  it gets pulled into that loop
2012-08-31T07:57:52  <timoguin> nice
2012-08-31T07:58:10  <timoguin> new place is all python and web-based
2012-08-31T07:58:15  <wilpig> handy indeed but takes a little bit of thinking to keep from crossing over stuff
2012-08-31T07:58:18  <timoguin> happy to be getting away from fucking windows forms
2012-08-31T07:58:35  <wilpig> heh but windows is for happy making
2012-08-31T07:58:57  <timoguin> no
2012-08-31T07:59:03  <timoguin> not mostly decentralized XP
2012-08-31T07:59:08  <wilpig> ewwww
2012-08-31T07:59:31  <timoguin> I'm never installing XP again. I quit!
2012-08-31T07:59:36  <timoguin> ^^ letter of resignation
2012-08-31T07:59:46  <timoguin> good. concise.
2012-08-31T07:59:47  <wilpig> could you like... fix my netbook?  it runs xp
2012-08-31T08:00:06  <wilpig> in its defense the problem is with the ssd and not windows
2012-08-31T08:00:48  <timoguin> xp on netbook is forgivable
2012-08-31T08:01:10  <timoguin> especially if it's an optimized version of xp
2012-08-31T08:01:26  <timoguin> i've been using the performance edition builds for years
2012-08-31T08:01:34  <wilpig> semi-optimized.  it's my own custom install cd
2012-08-31T08:01:41  <timoguin> valid.
2012-08-31T08:01:49  <timoguin> xp use approved.
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2012-08-31T08:16:35  <wilpig> 1 is too short.  2 is too long.  just fyi
2012-08-31T08:17:14  <timoguin> omgerd!
2012-08-31T08:17:20  <timoguin> 1.5 1.5!
2012-08-31T08:18:07  <wilpig> close enough
2012-08-31T08:18:48  <timoguin> opendcim looks cool
2012-08-31T08:18:55  <timoguin> i'm sure i'll end up playing with it soon
2012-08-31T08:19:09  <wilpig> and we'll tell you how to do stuff.  file bug reports
2012-08-31T08:19:19  <timoguin> new place is all AWS and other VPS stuff
2012-08-31T08:19:26  <timoguin> told him i wanted to do bare metal though
2012-08-31T08:19:50  <wilpig> it's about that time folks.
2012-08-31T08:21:28  <timoguin> schleep?
2012-08-31T08:21:37  <Bahhumbug> The time you drag mongo out back and set him on fire?
2012-08-31T08:21:39  <wilpig> pills and then sleep.  but yeah
2012-08-31T08:21:45  <wilpig> Bahhumbug: that is well past time
2012-08-31T08:21:47  <Bahhumbug> pills, fire, sleep.
2012-08-31T08:22:20  <wilpig> I really want to finish up this last little bit of jquery then to bed
2012-08-31T08:22:44  <timoguin> ninite pro is doing a patch-yo-java promotion
2012-08-31T08:23:20  <wilpig> last night I went ahead and got a 3ds xl.  transferred my 3ds shit to it.  went to open new super mario bros 2 to find that it DIDN'T TRANSFER IT.  alright whatever, I download it again.  My saved game that was nearly 100% complete...  GONE
2012-08-31T08:23:26  <wilpig> fuckin' nintendo
2012-08-31T08:23:54  <Bahhumbug> Dude, it's fucking mario brothers.
2012-08-31T08:24:01  <wilpig> that being said anyone wanna buy a 3DS?  $120?  hrmm?  still have the original box n stuff
2012-08-31T08:36:14  <wilpig> awww crap.  I see what's going on now.  I have a loop.
2012-08-31T08:36:18  <wilpig> damn you .live!!!
2012-08-31T08:36:32  <wilpig> needs too much brainpower not.  bedtime
2012-08-31T08:36:39  <timoguin> new job starting september 24th. :)
2012-08-31T08:36:49  <timoguin> that's if i decided to take a week of between jobs
2012-08-31T08:36:59  <timoguin> which i'm not sure i even want to do
2012-08-31T08:38:55  <wilpig> http://i.imgur.com/prrhx.jpg <-- the pills I am taking.  the coin is a quarter
2012-08-31T08:39:47  <Bahhumbug> Look more like a suppository.
2012-08-31T08:39:59  <wilpig> feels about like one trying to swallow it too
2012-08-31T08:41:32  <Bahhumbug> Heh.  As long as they do their job.
2012-08-31T08:53:10  <Dolemite> Ok, 4800 tapes are now being fed into the shred-it truck
2012-08-31T08:56:04  <Dagmar> GOod news! http://worldofgnome.org/gnomebuntu-is-set-to-arrive-in-october-18/
2012-08-31T08:56:05  <GateKeeper> Title: GNOMEbuntu is set to arrive in October, 18! | woGue (at worldofgnome.org)
2012-08-31T08:57:16  <timoguin> the hell is gnomebuntu?
2012-08-31T08:57:18  * timoguin clicks
2012-08-31T09:00:09  <timoguin> Epiphany and Abiword instead of Firefox and LibreOffice?
2012-08-31T09:01:13  * timoguin continues to use Unity...
2012-08-31T09:08:46  <Dagmar> You're sick, you know that, right?
2012-08-31T09:09:15  <timoguin> Win+Ter[enter] launches me a terminal
2012-08-31T09:09:21  <timoguin> faster than alt+f2
2012-08-31T09:12:57  <Dagmar> Those are rebindable
2012-08-31T09:13:35  <Dagmar> Anyway, most of the free world detests Unity
2012-08-31T09:14:14  <timoguin> indeed
2012-08-31T09:17:46  <Dagmar> Wilbur: https://plus.google.com/photos/115036065043326971543/albums/5782599196205630353/5782599452712987010  =)
2012-08-31T09:17:47  <GateKeeper> Title: Google+ (at plus.google.com)
2012-08-31T09:17:55  <Bahhumbug> Most of the not-so-free world as well.
2012-08-31T09:18:37  <Bahhumbug> We're sorry, but you do not have access to this page. That’s all we know.
2012-08-31T09:36:13  <wilpig> i no have access
2012-08-31T09:40:17  <timoguin> I also do not have access
2012-08-31T09:40:20  <timoguin> omgwut2do
2012-08-31T09:43:11  <wilpig> it's a joke on all of us from dagmar.  we all just got burned so bad
2012-08-31T09:49:38  <Bahhumbug> @fire Dagmar
2012-08-31T09:49:38  * GateKeeper sets fire to Dagmar with the flames of a thousand suns
2012-08-31T09:49:47  <Bahhumbug> There.  That offsets his burn of me.
2012-08-31T09:50:36  <Bahhumbug> Also reminds me why clicking random links that aren't addressed to me is silly.
2012-08-31T09:50:46  <Bahhumbug> I need breakfast.
2012-08-31T09:50:47  <Bahhumbug> @bacon
2012-08-31T09:50:47  <GateKeeper> Yummy, scrumptious, crispy BACON!
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2012-08-31T10:04:36  <Rocketmahn_m> http://www.businessinsider.com/people-think-stormy-weather-affects-cloud-computing-2012-8
2012-08-31T10:04:37  <GateKeeper> Title: 51% Of People Think Stormy Weather Affects 'Cloud Computing' - Business Insider (at www.businessinsider.com)
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2012-08-31T10:12:55  <Rocketmahn_m> http://www.businessinsider.com/people-think-stormy-weather-affects-cloud-computing-2012-8
2012-08-31T10:12:56  <GateKeeper> Title: 51% Of People Think Stormy Weather Affects 'Cloud Computing' - Business Insider (at www.businessinsider.com)
2012-08-31T10:14:52  <CNwaV> yeah, saw that on reddit...
2012-08-31T10:14:55  <CNwaV> funny
2012-08-31T10:21:37  <Rocketmahn_m> So tired ugggg, is this what you felt like when I visited? Lol
2012-08-31T10:23:42  <CNwaV> yeah you dick
2012-08-31T10:25:35  <Rocketmahn_m> Haha diff eq woooo! Fml
2012-08-31T10:32:50  * wilpig is resisting the urge to belt out the chorus from rocket man
2012-08-31T10:34:04  <timoguin> why u resist?
2012-08-31T10:34:09  <timoguin> let it GOOOO
2012-08-31T10:34:17  <Rocketmahn_m> How do you change your nickname?
2012-08-31T10:34:26  <wilpig>  /nick iamanass
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2012-08-31T10:34:53  <wilpig>  /nick stickitinmahbutt
2012-08-31T10:35:39  <nachoguy> mr0nin
2012-08-31T10:36:06  <FNG> Morning
2012-08-31T10:36:17  <wilpig> -1
2012-08-31T10:42:30  <nachoguy> +3
2012-08-31T10:44:40  <FNG> y' = 1-y, y = 1, y' @ .5 > 0, y' @ 2 < 0
2012-08-31T10:48:38  <FNG> So its stable... Id rather clean out slag from a crusible than do this.
2012-08-31T10:52:11  <wilpig> I either need to get this shit off my mind so I can sleep or heavily medicate and achieve the same results
2012-08-31T10:52:25  <nachoguy> http://i.imgur.com/paIjH.jpg?1.jpg
2012-08-31T10:52:46  <nachoguy> here, this should get whatever you're thinking of out of your head
2012-08-31T10:52:46  <wilpig> I'd eat that on a sammich
2012-08-31T10:53:01  <wilpig> I really don't care for bologna though
2012-08-31T10:53:51  <nachoguy> http://freeartlondon.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/billy-bear-website1.jpg
2012-08-31T10:54:01  <nachoguy> apparently face meat is a thing
2012-08-31T10:54:05  <nachoguy> and I've missed out
2012-08-31T10:57:22  <wilpig> I want a face meat sammich
2012-08-31T10:57:42  <wilpig> with a little mustard and some cheese
2012-08-31T11:00:45  <FNG> I love eating my blt's, bologna lettice and tomato
2012-08-31T11:01:17  <wilpig> that is missing bacon and has nasty bologna instead.
2012-08-31T11:04:43  <nachoguy> wilpig++
2012-08-31T11:05:26  <wilpig> next you're gonna say something like you prefer turkey bacon to the real thing.
2012-08-31T11:05:38  <wilpig> then we're gonna run you out of town.
2012-08-31T11:08:01  <FNG> How bout tofo sausage?
2012-08-31T11:08:50  * wilpig lights a torch
2012-08-31T11:09:08  <FNG> O.O
2012-08-31T11:09:08  <wilpig> just give me a few minutes to get a mob together
2012-08-31T11:09:36  * nachoguy digs out a 9 iron
2012-08-31T11:09:39  <Dolemite> Too bad you don't like beer, wilpig.  My latest batch is appropriately named, with initials of GHB.
2012-08-31T11:09:43  <nachoguy> sorry, I'm all out of pitchforks
2012-08-31T11:09:53  <Dolemite> Two pints of it and you won't remember the morning.
2012-08-31T11:09:58  <wilpig> I still just don't have a taste for it
2012-08-31T11:10:30  <wilpig> I tried angry orchard cider the other night and it is way closer to beer and less like cider for my tastes
2012-08-31T11:10:34  <Dolemite> That's ok, it leaves more for me.
2012-08-31T11:10:52  <Dolemite> You ever try Woodchuck Cider?
2012-08-31T11:11:02  <wilpig> Dolemite: could you not distract the mob and get your pitchfork please.  we have a tofu lover in our midst
2012-08-31T11:11:16  <wilpig> yeah I drink woodchuck all the time.  the summer stuff is all gone now
2012-08-31T11:11:23  * Dolemite gets out an H2NO3 cannister for the flamethrower
2012-08-31T11:11:35  <FNG> Where? Here I brough reperations!
2012-08-31T11:11:40  <FNG> http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/
2012-08-31T11:11:42  <GateKeeper> Title: Bacon Explosion: The BBQ Sausage Recipe of all Recipes - BBQ Addicts - BBQ Blog (at www.bbqaddicts.com)
2012-08-31T11:12:00  <Dolemite> wilpig : Yeah, the Woodchuck stuff is so heavily backsweetened that you lose all characteristics of the yeast strain
2012-08-31T11:12:21  <wilpig> works for me.  it's tasty
2012-08-31T11:12:27  <Dolemite> It definitely is
2012-08-31T11:13:02  <wilpig> I forget if it was the winter or the fall batch they make that was just like drinking nutmeg and was gross.
2012-08-31T11:13:46  <FNG> Angry orchard is angry because he gets "picked" on all the time.
2012-08-31T11:19:34  <Dolemite> I can backsweeten my apfelwein, too, but it's a fine line between mellow and pancake syrup.
2012-08-31T11:20:17  <wilpig> I got drunk on your apfelwein just fine
2012-08-31T11:20:30  <wilpig> granted I already had plenty in my system by that point
2012-08-31T11:21:23  <wilpig> the mix on this movie sucks.  when are these fucker going to realize that I don't want to have the music blasting at me then the next second the actors whispering so low that you can't hear them
2012-08-31T11:22:48  <Dolemite> Yeah, those high dynamic range soundtracks are a pain in the ass
2012-08-31T11:23:20  <wilpig> attempting to watch snow white and the huntsman
2012-08-31T11:23:45  <wilpig> holy hell it's whisper whisper SCREAM whisper whisper SOUND EFFECTS ARE IMPORTANT
2012-08-31T11:23:52  <Dolemite> You should try watching a movie like that when you have noisy kids in the next room.  You turn it up loud enough to hear the talking, then 3 seconds later you've busted your eardrums from a "dramatic" sound effect
2012-08-31T11:24:05  <Dolemite> wilpig: Gee, I didn't think that was out on DVD yet
2012-08-31T11:24:34  <wilpig> might be released on tuesday....
2012-08-31T11:25:15  <Dolemite> I would add it to my NetFlix queue if I thought there was any prayer of me seeing it in the next month
2012-08-31T11:25:30  <wilpig> you know where to get it from
2012-08-31T11:25:33  <Dolemite> Still waiting on them to actually send me The Hunger Games instead of skipping to #2 on the list every time
2012-08-31T11:25:34  <wilpig> dark shadows too
2012-08-31T11:25:39  <Dolemite> Meh.
2012-08-31T11:25:50  <wilpig> hunger games is there in 1080
2012-08-31T11:26:00  <wilpig> i used that to test the picpc
2012-08-31T11:26:03  <wilpig> picopc
2012-08-31T11:26:07  <Dolemite> I do believe I know the 'there' you are referring to
2012-08-31T11:26:33  <wilpig> there also has many episodes of animaniacs and pinky and the brain
2012-08-31T11:27:01  <wilpig> dude that's your sister stop looking at her like that.  and damnit camera lower!
2012-08-31T11:27:58  <NotLarry> Dolemite: can you check netflix to see if you can rent texasville?
2012-08-31T11:28:44  <Dolemite> Yep, they ahve it
2012-08-31T11:29:03  <Dolemite> I take it you have a request for that?
2012-08-31T11:29:31  <Dolemite> It only got 3 stars, you know.
2012-08-31T11:30:37  <Dolemite> "Cybill Shepard is indulgent and seems more interested in showing off a fresh chemical face peel than remaining true to her character."
2012-08-31T11:33:52  <wilpig> how do we get skydick into this story?  http://www.geekologie.com/2012/08/somebody-get-this-guy-a-darwin-award-man.php
2012-08-31T11:33:53  <GateKeeper> Title: Somebody Get This Guy A Darwin Award: Man Attempting Bigfoot Hoax On Side Of Road Gets Hit By Two Cars, Dies | Geekologie (at www.geekologie.com)
2012-08-31T11:39:27  <wilpig> NotLarry: what's for dinner tonight?
2012-08-31T11:40:07  <Dolemite> wilpig: You need to check out the link I just posted on facebook.  It's just what you need to watch after taking ambien, if you have any.
2012-08-31T11:40:24  <wilpig> I have a large pill bottle full
2012-08-31T11:43:25  <FNG> Why do we have of monday for acts that women do before birth?
2012-08-31T11:43:36  <FNG> Off
2012-08-31T11:44:45  <wilpig> maybe I should jus tget up and have a bowl of cereal.  that usually makes me tired for some reason
2012-08-31T11:47:15  <Dolemite> getting up, or eating cereal?
2012-08-31T11:47:25  <FNG> Yes step away from the computer, intiate internal shutdown.
2012-08-31T11:50:02  <wilpig> get up out of bed,  return to bed from kitchen with cereal bowl.
2012-08-31T11:50:35  <wilpig> if the audio on this damn movie weren't so all over the place i'd probably be asleep already
2012-08-31T11:50:51  <Dolemite> well I'm going to get up out of my chair, go wash my cup, and then walk over to the cafeteria for today's leftover helper
2012-08-31T11:51:12  <wilpig> you have fun with that
2012-08-31T11:51:25  <wilpig> I am gonna try to sleep again now
2012-08-31T12:09:36  <FNG> Isoclines... I so clind to say frack yoooooouuuuu!
2012-08-31T12:48:57  <Dagmar> I'm not kidding about what I just posted to my Google+ feed
2012-08-31T12:49:25  <nachoguy> Dagmar, since more people read myspace than google+, care to enlighten us?
2012-08-31T12:49:31  <Dagmar> If Apple tries to assert that their patent covers the common fucking sense mechanism I've been working on for controlling my bikes stero, I'll goddamn challenge them to pistols at dawn
2012-08-31T12:49:41  <nachoguy> hah
2012-08-31T12:49:57  <Dagmar> I can't believe they have the gall to apply for a patent on a "wireless device" making decisions about it's current configuration based on where it's at
2012-08-31T12:50:04  <Dagmar> That's not a fucking invention.
2012-08-31T12:50:08  <Dagmar> You do it every day of the week.
2012-08-31T12:50:25  <Dagmar> When you see a bed and you're sleepy, you don't just strip down and jump in it _if you're at the fucking mall_
2012-08-31T12:50:53  <Dagmar> Having a GPS-enabled phone enabling wifi only when you're at home or the office is a no-brainer, goddamn common sense thing to be doing
2012-08-31T12:51:19  <timoguin> but IS IT?
2012-08-31T12:51:27  <timoguin> that's so TECHNOLOGY
2012-08-31T12:51:42  <Dagmar> Do you often take a piss in the display toilets at Home Depot?
2012-08-31T12:52:04  <Dolemite> Those are for deuces
2012-08-31T12:52:05  <nachoguy> yes
2012-08-31T12:52:14  <nachoguy> and they get mad, like every freakin time
2012-08-31T12:52:20  <timoguin> "Is this try before buy?"
2012-08-31T12:52:23  <timoguin> -- guy on toilet
2012-08-31T12:52:40  <Dagmar> I should know better than to expect anyone in here to be more than worthless
2012-08-31T12:52:43  <nachoguy> Dagman, going back to gps/wifi, Verizon offers that service on my droid
2012-08-31T12:52:52  <Dagmar> http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/12/08/28/apple_patent_hints_at_situationally_aware_iphone.html
2012-08-31T12:52:53  <GateKeeper> Title: Apple patent hints at situationally aware iPhone settings (at www.appleinsider.com)
2012-08-31T12:53:09  <Dagmar> It's time we started shooting people for this crap.
2012-08-31T12:53:22  <Dagmar> gotta be fair tho', so... pistols at fucking dawn
2012-08-31T12:53:32  <timoguin> are they just now trying to patent that?
2012-08-31T12:53:48  <Dagmar> timoguin: Just now or _ever_ doesn't matter.
2012-08-31T12:53:53  <Dagmar> It's not a fucking "invention".
2012-08-31T12:53:59  <Dagmar> It's an obvious solution to an obvious problem.
2012-08-31T12:53:59  <timoguin> i agree with you
2012-08-31T12:54:17  <Dagmar> Might as well be filing for a patent on coming in out of hte rain
2012-08-31T12:54:21  <timoguin> but it's interesting if they're doing it now because my G1 would do that
2012-08-31T12:54:58  <timoguin> prior art and all that hubbub
2012-08-31T12:55:24  <Dagmar> Prior art aside, it's not something they should ever even _attempt_ to patent
2012-08-31T12:55:36  <timoguin> preaching to the choir
2012-08-31T12:55:37  <Dagmar> They didn't invent paying attention to where the fuck you are
2012-08-31T12:55:49  <Dagmar> We've been teaching that to our kids for ages
2012-08-31T12:59:14  <Dolemite> I think they've had the patent, they are just now kind of waving around that they have it
2012-08-31T12:59:34  <Dolemite> the patent system has been broken for a long time, and only the technically minded have cared - and that may still be the case today
2012-08-31T12:59:41  <Dolemite> but at least it's getting a lot more notice
2012-08-31T13:00:43  <timoguin> article says they just awarded them some new ones this past tuesday, including the "situationally aware" one
2012-08-31T14:31:31  <FNG> Write 2 math programs in c in 2 hours... I haz dis
2012-08-31T14:32:41  <nachoguy> perl -- 45 seconds
2012-08-31T14:32:58  <nachoguy> ruby -- 3 weeks, there are several bugs, and you can only run one at a time
2012-08-31T14:33:32  <nachoguy> malbolge -- time is irrelevent, you win a Nobel Prize
2012-08-31T14:34:11  <FNG> Ill use that, see how it goes.
2012-08-31T14:34:24  <nachoguy> which?
2012-08-31T14:34:42  <FNG> Malbolge
2012-08-31T14:34:51  <nachoguy> hah, look it up
2012-08-31T15:03:54  <FNG> Ohh gawd 1 more togo
2012-08-31T15:08:05  <wilpig> oh dear god.  I get some of the most fucked up consulting projects
2012-08-31T15:08:39  <wilpig> hey Dolemite this will even make you cringe
2012-08-31T15:09:03  <wilpig> <? echo $row['obitDIED'];?>
2012-08-31T15:09:18  <wilpig> what's wrong here?
2012-08-31T15:09:30  <nachoguy> that it resembles PHP?
2012-08-31T15:10:01  <wilpig> shorthand php to be exact
2012-08-31T15:10:09  <wilpig> when I first opened it.  I have part of a header
2012-08-31T15:10:18  <wilpig> <html>
2012-08-31T15:10:18  <wilpig> <head>
2012-08-31T15:10:32  <wilpig> then this
2012-08-31T15:10:34  <wilpig> <?
2012-08-31T15:10:34  <wilpig> session_start();
2012-08-31T15:10:35  <wilpig> require_once('Connections/LinuxMySQL.php');
2012-08-31T15:10:42  <wilpig> which of course errors out
2012-08-31T15:12:17  <timoguin> because no <?php instead?
2012-08-31T15:14:04  <wilpig> yar
2012-08-31T15:14:18  <wilpig> <? shorthand  <?php standard
2012-08-31T15:14:33  <wilpig> shorthand requires some now highly discouraged php.ini settings
2012-08-31T15:21:05  <wilpig> Warning: Unknown: Your script possibly relies on a session side-effect which existed until PHP 4.2.3. Please be advised that the session extension does not consider global variables as a source of data, unless register_globals is enabled. You can disable this functionality and this warning by setting session.bug_compat_42 or session.bug_compat_warn to off, respectively in Unknown on line 0
2012-08-31T15:21:26  <Dagmar> wat
2012-08-31T15:21:40  <Dagmar> Danger Will Robinson!
2012-08-31T15:21:52  <Dagmar> Also... I have no explanation for this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJjT0aHHL4w
2012-08-31T15:21:53  <GateKeeper> Title: Ian McKellen - Baby Got Back - YouTube (at www.youtube.com)
2012-08-31T15:24:36  <wilpig> Dagmar:   $LoginRS__query=sprintf("SELECT userName, pwd FROM sqladmin WHERE userName='%s' AND pwd='%s'",
2012-08-31T15:24:40  <wilpig>     get_magic_quotes_gpc() ? $loginUsername : addslashes($loginUsername), get_magic_quotes_gpc() ? $password : addslashes($password));
2012-08-31T15:24:43  <wilpig> magic quotes!
2012-08-31T15:24:45  <wilpig> WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
2012-08-31T15:26:51  * Dagmar squeals
2012-08-31T15:27:56  <wilpig> that video is something else
2012-08-31T15:30:59  <Dagmar> You know what I like?
2012-08-31T15:31:07  <timoguin> cheese
2012-08-31T15:31:11  <timoguin> i fucking love cheese
2012-08-31T15:31:14  <Dagmar> I like it when a dipshit manager decides to SPELLCHECK a change I entered
2012-08-31T15:31:23  <timoguin> a code change?
2012-08-31T15:31:41  <Dagmar> increase storage to 1Gb, increase storage to 1Tb.  Doens't matter.  It's higher than they can count.
2012-08-31T15:32:06  <Dagmar> More importantly, when they're asking how the work is going to be split up, AND I'M THE ONE DOING ALL OF IT, fuck these guys
2012-08-31T15:32:09  <wilpig> loan them some extra fingers and toes Dagmar.  start with the middle two fingers
2012-08-31T15:32:18  <Dagmar> wilpig: believe me I'm thinking about it
2012-08-31T15:33:08  <Dagmar> I'm really close to just mass-responding "Look, someone fucked something up.  That person was not me.  I'm just here to fix it in the middle of the night so you people can sleep.  A machine will have to be rebooted.  Approve it, shut up, and let me do my job."
2012-08-31T15:34:00  <Dagmar> The change request is goddamn detailed and this tool can spot the difference between 1Gb and 1Tb but can't read the rest of the fucking half-page explaining in detail what's going to happen and the long list of services which will be affected.
2012-08-31T15:35:47  <Dagmar> I'ms tarting to get *beyond* angry about the number of people saying we should be able to resize it without a partition
2012-08-31T15:36:07  <wilpig> time to get out a book and a photocopier
2012-08-31T15:36:07  <Dagmar> If you can't even successfully login to a Linux box without help, DON'T FUCKING QUESTION ME
2012-08-31T15:37:31  <Dagmar> It literally took a paragraph of bold-face red text send to Peter and Nanto yesterday, AND a phone call with Peter to get them to lean on a certain DBA to at least admit that rebooting the secondary server which isn't supposed to do anything won't affect services campus-wide
2012-08-31T15:38:10  <Dagmar> ...and when it does, because I think they've done something impossibly stupid there, I'm going to close the change as failed, drink some liquor, and go to bed.
2012-08-31T15:39:52  <timoguin> wilpig: yah I started with <? forever ago, but switched to <?php after a year or so
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2012-08-31T20:47:11  <CNwaV> man... my car is even faster now!
2012-08-31T20:51:32  <CNwaV> so, i have a dilemma... should i buy 3 23' led monitors.... or should i get a big tv?
2012-08-31T20:51:47  <CNwaV> hmm... must have priorities straight... monitors it is!
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2012-08-31T21:02:29  <CNwaV> i love you
2012-08-31T21:05:29  <timoguin> i love you too
2012-08-31T21:20:54  <CNwaV> just bought three of these.... http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16824009255
2012-08-31T21:20:55  <GateKeeper> Title: Newegg.com - Acer S231HLbid Black 23 5ms HDMI LED-Backlight LCD monitor Slim Design 250 cdm2 ACM 12,000,0001 10001 (at www.newegg.com)
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2012-08-31T21:27:57  <CNwaV> mounted with one of these: with
2012-08-31T21:28:11  <CNwaV> with
2012-08-31T21:28:24  <CNwaV> http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B006FZU1M6/ref=oh_details_o00_s00_i00
2012-08-31T21:28:34  <CNwaV> wow... cutting and pasting was not my friend there..
2012-08-31T21:34:25  <CNwaV> now, i just need a new computer to push this beast
2012-08-31T21:34:37  <CNwaV> hey, someone give me a cimputer
2012-08-31T21:34:50  <CNwaV> hmmm, wtf is a cimputer?
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2012-08-31T23:09:37  <CNwaV> skipples
2012-08-31T23:13:24  <Rocketmahn_m> Hurmmm I wonder what skipples is...
2012-08-31T23:16:34  <Rocketmahn_m> Ohhh little shop of horrors, how terriablby bad you are
2012-08-31T23:19:52  <Rocketmahn_m> Ohhh young peopkes drama... So hilarios
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2012-08-31T23:22:13  <FNG> That v neck is polo fo sho
2012-08-31T23:55:56  <CNwaV> dont do it