--- Log opened Sun Mar 11 00:00:11 2012
00:18 <@CNwaV> Omg, admiral adama is a pimp
00:34 <@Dagmar> That shouldn't happen
00:34 <@Dagmar> They *should* be using a variation of epoch time for that.
00:35 <@Dagmar> Looks like jprod croaked
00:36 <@Dagmar> I don't see any relevant events in the logs
00:36 <@Dagmar> er for the firewall thing
00:37 <@CNwaV> Maybe it's a tumor
00:37 <@Dagmar> If there's uptime monitors doing something stupid somewhere, I'd like to know tho
00:37 <@Dagmar> ALl the ones I have things pointed at should be using a forward-only counting timer from either the snmpd uptime or the host uptime
00:37 <@Dagmar> It should not be subject to daylight savings time changes
00:41 <@Dagmar> I am however, not even the least bit suprised that in the Realm of The Believers In Localtime(), Ragnarok just arrived.
00:42 <@CNwaV> Nurdz
00:45 <@CNwaV> Oh, wait, we are all nerds
00:48 <@Evilpig> not me motherfucker. i'm cool
00:51 <@CNwaV> I'm the coolest guy I know
00:52 <@Evilpig> you're a sad lonely man.
00:52 * Evilpig shakes his head slowly
00:59 * Evilpig pokes CNwaV with a broom
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01:24 <@CNwaV> Why did you wake me up?
01:26 <@Evilpig> don't know what you're talking about
01:29 <@CNwaV> I was trying to sleep... And then someone poked me with a broom.. Did you see who did it?
01:29 <@Evilpig> some assbag. he went that way.
01:49 <@CNwaV> Grrr...
01:50 <@CNwaV> I'll be right back
01:50 <@Evilpig> dont' threaten us like that
01:51 <@CNwaV> OK, I asked the people over there.. They said nobody came that way with a broom...
01:52 <@CNwaV> Are you sure he went that way?
01:52 <@Evilpig> yup. no mistaking it
01:52 <@CNwaV> Hmmm...
01:52 <@Evilpig> i'm about to go take a piss i'll look while i'm out
01:53 <@CNwaV> You piss outside?
01:53 <@Evilpig> If a mute kid swears,
01:53 <@Evilpig> should his mother
01:53 <@Evilpig> wash his hands with soap?
01:53 <@Evilpig> don't you?
01:54 <@CNwaV> No, I piss into bottles and hide them under your bed
01:54 <@Evilpig> you found room down there with all my raid bottles?
01:55 <@CNwaV> Murderer
01:55 <@Evilpig> just internet dragons
01:55 <@Evilpig> they deserved it
01:55 <@CNwaV> How dare you slaughter my cockroach brethren?
01:55 <@Evilpig> wrong raid
01:55 <@Evilpig> see when you're raiding against computer dragons you can't get up to do things like pee
01:56 <@Evilpig> so you use a raid bottle. ;)
01:56 <@CNwaV> Oh, I used to have to do that in Afghanistan... But not in the states
01:57 <@CNwaV> Never got into mmorpgs
01:57 <@Evilpig> American pee is too good to leave for those animals. Good call in bottling it to bring back.
01:57 <@CNwaV> Hehe
01:57 <@Evilpig> brb gonna go get some ice and take a piss
01:58 <@Evilpig> then back to coding
01:58 <@CNwaV> I played anarchy online for a few months.. But that was it
03:03 <@Evilpig> is that anything liek the anarcy i've been creating online for the last year?
03:06 <@CNwaV> No, nothing like that
03:09 <@Evilpig> I'm kinda annoyed. I found out the other day that my favorite version of putty. PuTTYtray had been updated but the asshole removed my favorite feature.
03:10 <@Evilpig> so portaputty allows you to save your connections to a file instead of the registry. which is awesome.
03:10 <@CNwaV> . /stab
03:10 <@Evilpig> and puttytray can minimize down near the clock. also awesome
03:10 <@Evilpig> well the puttytray I am using does BOTH!
03:11 <@Evilpig> the new putty tray can no longer save to files cause the dude that was maintaining it said he had no need for it
03:12 <@Evilpig> http://www.simmonsconsulting.com/2011/07/30/puttytray-redux/
03:17 <@Evilpig> http://puttytray.goeswhere.com/ <-- That is updated. YAY
03:18 <@Evilpig> so if you're like me and use winders all the time but want a putty. that be a better version
03:25 < daswork> WTF?
03:25 * Evilpig takes the mirror away from daswork
03:28 < daswork> yes.
03:32 <@Evilpig> now what was the WTF for?
03:35 < daswork> Dunno.
03:35 < daswork> Going to bed now, tired.
03:35 <@Evilpig> lol this was all just a bad dream.
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05:10 <@Catonic> lol
05:11 <@Evilpig> see what you miss by sleeping?
05:11 <@Evilpig> I wouldn't recommend reading the backlog
06:43 <@Catonic> who says I slept?
06:53 * Catonic pokes Evilpig with a broom
07:02 < BobCat> poke hi again
07:02 < BobCat> him
07:09 < BobCat> hey Evilpig I quit using putty and use bitvise tunnelier now, much better
07:10 < BobCat> i assume he reads scrollback
07:10 * Evilpig kicks Catonic in the nuts
07:10 <@Evilpig> sometimes I do, sometimes I don't
07:10 <@Evilpig> I use putty cause it works with portableapps all nicey nice like.
07:10 <@Evilpig> and I keep my thumbdrive with portableapps in my pocket
07:11 < BobCat> http://www.bitvise.com/tunnelier-portable
07:11 < BobCat> boop
07:11 <@Evilpig> and there you go
07:12 <@Evilpig> I do see a slight problem there. there is a pricing page! *gasp*
07:12 < BobCat> free for personal use
07:13 < BobCat> no key needed
07:13 <@Evilpig> stop poking holes in my poking holes in your making me look at something superior damnit
07:13 < BobCat> what are you, stallman?
07:14 <@Evilpig> it does look interesting. looking at screenshots now. you're distracting me from the project at hand
07:14 < BobCat> except for not being open source, it's far better than anything else
07:15 <@Evilpig> it does look interesting
07:15 < BobCat> WinSSHD is really good too
07:15 <@Evilpig> i'll make a note to look at that closer later. for now back to fighting IE bugs
07:16 < BobCat> ah, good luck?
07:16 <@Evilpig> it's just a matter of how much hair this will cost me
07:16 <@Evilpig> gonna have to address this mapmaker bug tonight. damn ie. damn dolemite. DAMN NOTLARRY!
07:17 <@Evilpig> I don't have a reason for damning notlarry just now but i'm sure he deserves it
07:20 <@Evilpig> http://blueboy.wilpig.org/~wilbur/dev/websvn/ <-- dolemite needs to get to making commits
07:56 * Catonic pokes Evilpig with a broom
08:30 * Catonic pokes Evilpig with a ware
09:11 * Dickie pokes Evilpig with a tree
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12:30 <@Dagmar> Rule #1: Leave IE to fail on it's own.
12:59 <@Dagmar> Realm of the Mad God.... wtf
13:22 <@jb7od> wow. some host resolvable to mit.edu ended up in denyhosts through the night.
13:31 <@Dagmar> Hooo baby
13:31 <@Dagmar> 12-year old sues minnesota school district for making her give up her Facebook password so they can dig through her private posts
13:31 <@Dagmar> HELLO FELONY
13:31 * Dagmar makes a note on Monday to start making someone's life hell
13:32 <@Dagmar> The ACLU is suing for her, but I'd like to know who is looking into the criminal aspect of this.
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15:43 <@jb7od> ATT bl0z.
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15:50 <@jb7od> Dagmar: Resolution for Uverse vs. YouTube latency drama appears to be DNS.
15:51 <@jb7od> I am presently streaming Dig for Fire [HD] fairly well after manually configuring it.
15:52 <@jb7od> I thought it was traffic shaping, but it's worse that on purpose: it's by accident.
15:54 <@jb7od>
15:56 <@jb7od> this mac supremacist kid bet me, 'his paycheck' (this was jargon where we worked) that there was no such thing as a program (standalone exe) smaller than 100k.
15:56 <@jb7od> so I wrote and upx'ed a hello world that said 'give me your paycheck'.
15:57 <@jb7od> it came out 92 or something.
15:57 <@jb7od>
16:18 < eryc> upx'ing is cheating ya?
16:18 < eryc> hello world should be like 1k or less
16:44 <@Dagmar> jb7od: This is why you run yer own caching DNS
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16:50 <@Bahhumbug> Dagmar: +1
17:03 <@jb7od> Dagmar: You're probably right but I shouldn't have to.
17:06 <@jb7od> eryc, you're right. i messed up my story. the bet was over b, not k.
17:06 <@jb7od> either way, baby huey lost.
17:12 <@jb7od> here's something you guys can try: Milk Punch- 6oz. Milk, 2oz. whiskey, 1tbsp powdered sugar (or melted white sugar if there's none around). Shake and add a sprinkle of nutmeg.
17:14 <@jb7od> It's not near as revolting as it sounds- it's like eggnog lite.
17:17 <@jb7od> (and i don't consider upx cheating, i think without upx it was just over, like 101/102, shorter echos came out smaller but it offset the comedy value)
17:18 <@Bahhumbug> don't link against libc and use low-level write() instead of printf() and you should knock it back even more.
17:19 <@jb7od> ill. it was a printf iirc, but now i know.
17:21 <@Bahhumbug> I could be wrong; I hate C. Even when coding in C I hated it.
17:21 < eryc> do it in assembly
17:21 < eryc> Bahhumbug: ur prob wrong
17:21 <@Bahhumbug> A city in biblical times is probably wrong?
17:21 <@jb7od> i only know one person who professionally writes asm and she's crzy.
17:22 <@jb7od> but granted, that probably would have done it.
17:23 <@jb7od> i only took it on because guy was shooting his mouth off. lol
17:23 <@jb7od> Ur. Is ur not still there?
17:24 <@jb7od> nope. it's toast.
17:24 <@jb7od> as of 500bc.
17:25 < eryc> #include
17:25 < eryc> void main () { printf("gimme ur paycheck\n");
17:25 < eryc> }
17:25 < eryc> 8.2K 2012-03-11 18:24 test*
17:25 < eryc> oh wait 100B
17:25 <@jb7od> it's on the line..
17:25 <@jb7od> lol
17:27 <@jb7od> i thought the upx was crafty at the time.
17:27 <@Bahhumbug> stdio.h + libc pulls in lots of cruft.
17:29 <@jb7od> i do know the line was "give me your", so it wasted a couple more b's on that.
17:29 <@Bahhumbug> sigh, forgot how to directly link against the runtime startoff (crt1.o): gcc -o a.out -nodefaultlibs tst.c /usr/lib/crt1.o blows up.
17:29 < eryc> in assembly it's 500bytes
17:30 < eryc> http://asm.sourceforge.net/intro/hello.html
17:30 <@jb7od> jees. that's tiny.
17:31 < eryc> oh and that's 64bit
17:32 <@jb7od> bahaa!
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17:41 < eryc> i got it down to 352 but it no longer prints anything
17:42 < eryc> i think i'm missing 386 compat libs or something
17:42 < eryc> *shrug*
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18:23 <@jb7od> so there you go- that's a good se2600 teambuilding excercize: tiniest executable
19:06 <@Dagmar> /ping dagmar
19:06 <@Dagmar> damn cablemodme
19:07 <@Evilpig> no pingy pingy from dagmar
19:41 <@Dagmar> Yeah something got changed at the headend
19:41 <@Dagmar> Close one.
19:41 <@Dagmar> ωνω CTCP PING reply from Dagmar: 124.328 seconds
19:59 <@Catonic> main { void();}
20:18 <@Evilpig> 19:07 CTCP PING reply from Evilpig:
20:18 <@Evilpig> heh
20:57 <@Evilpig> in vi. hitting ctrl+ws to split the window and my putty session is hanging. any ideas?
21:03 <@Evilpig> oh fuck. who the hell thinks opera is a good interviewer?
21:03 <@Evilpig> "did anyone think that whitney had a problem with drugs before her death?"
21:04 <@Evilpig> that can only be followed with a few responses. one of which would have been a rimshot
22:04 <@Bahhumbug> Evilpig: ^s triggered software flowcontrol; ^q to clear the state.
22:04 <@Bahhumbug> Evilpig: you only need ^ws to split.
22:05 <@Bahhumbug> for what it's worth, however, I have a wrapper around my vim startup that disables xon/xoff nonsense during the vim run.
22:06 <@Evilpig> I figured that out
22:06 <@Bahhumbug> Evilpig: http://fpaste.org/wYeW/
22:06 <@Evilpig> thx though
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22:15 <@Evilpig> Squashing bugs tonight cause dolemite wants to release 1.0RC1 of this rackview application
22:29 <@CNwaV> You still bitching about that? ;-)
22:33 <@Evilpig> yup
22:33 <@Evilpig> I was bitching about your mom earlier too.
22:34 <@CNwaV> She was bitching about you too... She said that you got cookie crumbs in her bed
22:34 <@Evilpig> she overcooked them.
22:35 <@Evilpig> since I know dolemite won't check this for every little thing I put in. one of my error checks spits back "No Powah!"
22:36 <@CNwaV> Cause you distracted her with all that awesome sex
22:38 <@Evilpig> just found another bug.
22:38 <@CNwaV> You saying that my mother gave you bugs?
22:39 <@Evilpig> no. I had those before I crawled up on her. She has them now though
22:39 <@CNwaV> Nah, I have a flea collar on her
22:43 <@Evilpig> hrmm. must address bug
22:43 <@Evilpig> and my usual. fuck ie. fuck it right in its ass
22:43 <@CNwaV> There is a sale on hartz flea collars at pets-r-us
22:44 <@CNwaV> Yeah, there is a reason I stay away from all things microsoft
22:45 <@Evilpig> I need to create an XP VM so I can test with IE7
22:46 <@Evilpig> IE9 supposedly can be shunted into IE7 mode for testing but I just haven't had good luck with that working right
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22:50 <@Evilpig> oh heck. I haven't even started on debugging this particular file. gonna be a long night boys and CNwaV
23:22 <@CNwaV> Man, I don't even wanna think about work... I have two weeks off
23:23 <@Evilpig> How many visits do you have to make with the therapist in those two weeks before they let you come back?
23:23 <@CNwaV> Nah starting a new job
23:24 <@CNwaV> I signed my contract last Tuesday
23:24 <@Evilpig> well good luck on that. I was totally hoping it was more of a case of snapped and tried to kill a coworker
23:26 <@CNwaV> Nah, some guys came up to me after I gave a presentation at my lug (linux users group)
23:26 <@CNwaV> Asked me to come interview
23:26 <@Evilpig> speaking of presentations... I may have to back out of notacon and eat the pre-reg fee. my former inlaws are coming in for a week now instead of just two days. which is completely fucking up my schedule
23:30 <@Evilpig> I should run and get a sammich now. I just hit another of those "WHY!?" moments in this code
23:34 <@Bahhumbug> Um, you are on good terms with the former in-laws?
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23:34 <@Evilpig> yeah. always got along with them great
23:34 <@Evilpig> bed hopping wife... not as much
23:36 <@Evilpig> ex-mother in law called to ask if they could crash in my guest room cause they were finally gonna come visit nashville. it's my step-daughter's spring break so they are now bringing her up so she can spend a little time with her mom as well.
23:40 <@Bahhumbug> step-daughter is in custodial care of the in-laws>?
23:40 <@Bahhumbug> (feel free to tell me to mind my own business if you'd like)
23:40 <@Evilpig> nope. father has custody. they are all going to court shortly because he won't let the grandparents see the kid except under crazy rare circumstances
23:41 <@Evilpig> I wouldn't doubt that they are paying him something to get her for the week. or he's being nice cause he's gettng dragged into court
23:41 <@Bahhumbug> disfunction - gotta love it
23:41 <@Evilpig> that whole situation is fucked. my ex isn't helping it any by acting like an idiot
23:41 <@Catonic> so... is it over yet?
23:42 <@Catonic> because otherwise you have no reason to interact w those people.
23:42 <@Evilpig> what over? me and her? been over
23:42 <@Catonic> legal over?
23:42 <@Evilpig> yup
23:42 <@Catonic> then gtfo and move along... let them live without you
23:42 <@Evilpig> My former inlaws call from time to time cause I do some web work for them and other stuff.
23:42 <@Catonic> tell them to get another adoptive geek
23:43 <@Evilpig> they're nice people. I have no problems with them.
23:43 <@Catonic> I'm a firm believer in putting the past behind, but I also usually thermite my relationships throughly.
23:43 <@Catonic> it's not worth it
23:43 <@Catonic> the ex will still be a dumbass...
23:43 <@Catonic> dumbass exes will be dumbasses...
23:44 <@Catonic> but i digress
23:45 <@Evilpig> back in a few. gonna rub to arbys before they close.
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23:55 <@Dagmar> I must have lost my mind.
23:55 <@Dagmar> Sitting here playing Realm of the Mad God instead of installing a 550 Ti
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