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00:00 < RangerZ> http://www.webtoonlive.com/webtoon/Supernatural%20Investigation%20Department/ch0/ i've found a really interesting korean format
00:00 < RangerZ> entirely online only
00:00 < RangerZ> one long strip that you just scroll down
00:01 <@Evilpig> dag they really did a nice job on that. i'm quite impressed
00:02 < RangerZ> i read about a minecraft 1:1 version of WoW's world
00:02 < daswork> I'd take up mindcraft, but I think heroin would be less destructive.
00:02 < RangerZ> but the issue is minecraft isn't tall enough
00:02 <@Evilpig> it is now
00:03 < RangerZ> well then... just imagine how upset blizz will be once they realize 1x1 blocks was good enough for a MMO
00:03 <@Evilpig> I do believe this one single if statement is cause enough for a lynch mob
00:03 < RangerZ> lol
00:03 < RangerZ> oh god... i'm afraid to see it...
00:03 <@Evilpig> if(strtoupper(substr($this->ManagementType,0,5))==='GEIST'){
00:03 <@Evilpig> $pollCommand = "/usr/bin/snmpget -v 2c -c $community $serverIP .1.3.6.1.4.1.21239.2.1.2.0";
00:03 <@Evilpig> }else if(strtoupper(substr($this->ManagementType,0,6))==='SERVER')
00:03 <@Evilpig> $pollCommand = "/usr/bin/snmpget -v 2c -c $community $serverIP .1.3.6.1.4.1.1718.3.1.1.0";
00:03 <@Evilpig> else
00:03 <@Evilpig> $pollCommand = "/usr/bin/snmpget -v 2c -c $community $serverIP .1.3.6.1.4.1.318.1.1.4.1.2.0";
00:04 < RangerZ> ...
00:04 <@Dagmar> That is satanic.
00:04 <@Evilpig> I just need a ? in there some where and we'd have all three types of valid IFs
00:04 <@Dagmar> Absolutely satanic.
00:04 < RangerZ> don't insult satan
00:04 <@Dagmar> You might wanna indent $serverIP a bit
00:05 <@Evilpig> There are alot of things i'd like to do to this
00:06 < RangerZ> though... i have one that is close to that
00:06 < RangerZ> php[][] = "Select * from Table1 and Table2"
00:06 <@Dagmar> How abuot we just call a goddamn function
00:06 < RangerZ> then sort the php array, then search through it
00:07 < RangerZ> i just stopped working that night when i found those lines of code
00:07 <@Dagmar> It doesn't really seem like setting the command in the variable is doing anything useful there.
00:07 <@Dagmar> A classic example of doing something twice, just to invite extra bugs
00:07 <@Evilpig> later he uses that
00:08 <@Evilpig> exec( $pollCommand, $statsOutput );
00:08 <@Dagmar> The only thing that should be getting set at that point is the OID
00:08 <@Evilpig> but I see the hard coded snmpget location as a problem
00:08 <@Dagmar> Yeah anotehr reason why it's twice the fail
00:08 <@Dagmar> Everything. Possible. Is. Wrong.
00:08 <@Evilpig> it's in my notes of things that need to be addressed
00:09 <@Dagmar> I can see next october me jumping up and down in a drunken rage yelling "ATOMS, MOTHERFUCKER! USE MORE ATOMS!"
00:10 <@Dagmar> Just a note if you try to make an account with customizer...
00:10 <@Dagmar> They have no idea what they're doing.
00:10 <@Dagmar> BUT...
00:10 <@Dagmar> If you can coerce the silly thing into letting you login more than once, you can take two packs, mark them as favorites, and then merge them
00:13 <@Evilpig> I gotta get out of this file before I start to yell and my two coworkers here have me locked up
00:28 < daswork> Evilpig: http://work.failblog.org/2012/02/23/job-fails-glamorous-computer-programmer-life/
00:29 <@Evilpig> heh
00:29 <@Evilpig> there are not enough cups around that computer for him to be a programmer
00:31 < daswork> Coffee-IV. Its the future.
00:31 <@Evilpig> PHP Notice: Undefined variable: PHP_SELF in power_connection.php on line 55
00:31 < daswork> Also, I think that's John Carmack, according to the comments.
00:31 <@Evilpig> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
00:31 < daswork> Evilpig: If it makes you feel better, I still envy your job.
00:32 <@Evilpig> I am about to run out and grab a sandwich and get back to this
00:32 <@Evilpig> rafiq needs to get back in here so I can run
01:05 < RangerZ> “President Obama once said he wants everybody in America to go to college. What a snob,”-santorum....
01:05 < RangerZ> i don't know if i should feel bad for moderate republicans or not
01:06 < RangerZ> all 7 of them left
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01:24 < daswork> RangerZ: http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-breeding-program-aimed-at-keeping-moderate-rep,27371/
01:31 <@Evilpig> RangerZ: you coming to the meeting next week?
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02:03 < RangerZ> i might
02:03 < RangerZ> when/where is it?
02:03 <@Evilpig> friday 6pm J&Js Market
02:03 <@Evilpig> gonna shoot something out to the list on Monday and see if we can get some plans beforehand for dinner / movie after
02:04 < RangerZ> i'd probably just walk from isis
02:04 < RangerZ> unless there is enough parking over there
02:04 <@Evilpig> there is parking
03:28 <@Evilpig> what is with dolemite and NEVER closing
?!
03:43 < RangerZ> lol
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07:12 <@Evilpig> can anyone decipher this?
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10:59 < RangerZ> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/425668_10150549901367757_507697756_9101576_1993752319_n.jpg
11:00 < RangerZ> SFW
11:08 <@Dickie> Evilpig: Looks like printing a formatted number, obviously. I'm a little confused by that format myself.
11:09 <@Dickie> %% at the end indicates a literal % sign
11:09 <@Dickie> So that leaves the %3.1f
11:10 <@Dickie> probably precision indicator and other crap like padding
11:11 <@Dickie> That's all I got. Happy I couldn't help.
11:11 <@Bahhumbug> 3 significant digts.1 decimal place, floating point representation.
11:11 <@Dickie> There you go.
11:11 <@Bahhumbug> No idea what @printf is in php however.
11:12 < RangerZ> you don't have to use that one
11:12 <@Bahhumbug> And, for the record, plumbing sucks. There is a reason carded plumbers make as much as they do.
11:12 < RangerZ> http://php.net/manual/en/function.round.php
11:12 < RangerZ> precision is the optional flag, but works well
11:13 <@Dickie> The @ is telling the code not to report any errors, I think
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13:36 < eryc> Evilpig: Bahhumbug: the @ suppresses errors iirc
13:36 <@Dagmar> ...because for PHP-people, it's not enough to just ignore the error_log... they need to be able to stifle the noise from their mistakes directly.
13:36 < eryc> heh
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13:42 < RangerZ> hircine \HUR-sahyn\ , adjective:
13:42 < RangerZ> 1. of, pertaining to, or resembling a goat.
13:42 < RangerZ> 2. Having a goatish odor.
13:42 < RangerZ> 3. Lustful; libidinous.
13:43 < RangerZ> daily words: gotta love em
13:43 <@Dagmar> 4. The name of a powerful Daedra
13:45 <@Bahhumbug> ...
13:45 <@Bahhumbug> yay for php?
13:45 <@Bahhumbug> what dipshit came up with '@' for php? he/she/it should commit ritual suicide.
13:47 < RangerZ> i don't completely agree...though i feel you _should_ be right
13:48 < RangerZ> the idea that you want to supress errors from public facing pages isn't "wrong", but there should be a different mechanic , i would hope @ redirects to stderr instead of to the HTML output
13:49 < RangerZ> ahh... yay... it CAN be configured that way
13:50 < RangerZ> plus it also stores them in an error array $php_errormsg if track_errors is on
14:04 < eryc> que sera sera
14:14 <@Bahhumbug> proper is some type of exception system, even if it's just populating $php_errormsg or similar. Using a directive to stifle errors is, in my no very humble opinion, wrong.
14:15 <@Bahhumbug> Because you just know there are umpteen million php "developers" that just use '@' and don't bother trackng errors at all.
14:18 < eryc> as opposed to try { } catch Exception ex { // ignore }
14:18 <@Dagmar> Well, so much for being nice to people on the internet.
14:19 <@Dagmar> $male_friend tries to post a link to a picture of a torus on WikiPedia
14:19 <@Dagmar> $his_girlfriend posts calling it a lovely vortex.
14:19 < eryc> a ford torus?
14:19 <@Dagmar> I say "That's a torus, dear.
14:19 < eryc> THEN WHAT
14:20 <@Dagmar> $his_girlfriend comes back with some blather about appreciating that it's a vortex and questions why I say it's a torus.
14:20 <@Dagmar> I link the fucking WP article. She still doesn't get it.
14:20 <@Dagmar> $his_girlfriend calls in $her_girlfriend for backup.
14:20 < eryc> what's a vortex?
14:21 * opticron knows what a torus is
14:21 <@opticron> a vortex is entirely different
14:21 <@Dagmar> $her_girlfriend posits that I used the word "dear" because my argument wasn't strong enough to stand on it's own.
14:21 <@opticron> just ban them from the internet
14:21 <@Dagmar> My final response: " Let me put this another way then. This is a fucking torus, it is not a vortex, or a spiral at all. Period. There's enough stupid on the internet already without people trying to spread it further. Moral: Do not taunt the happy fun Dagmar when he is being nice because he's right."
14:22 <@Dagmar> If they wanna go for a bonus round I'll point out that it's something they typically fucking teach you in high school.
14:22 <@Dagmar> Fucking morons.
14:23 < eryc> oh right, vortex
14:23 < eryc> that's not a shape
14:23 < eryc> that's a spinning mass of shit
14:23 <@opticron> was it something like this? http://www.knotplot.com/hopf/inlines/hopf-torus.jpg
14:24 <@Dagmar> It was this picture he linked to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sphere-like_degenerate_torus.gif
14:24 < eryc> damn degenerates always get you
14:24 <@opticron> ugh
14:25 <@Dagmar> What kills me is she clearly pulled verbiage from the WP page on 'vortex' to make her argument
14:25 <@Dagmar> "Any closed streamline of spiral motion constitutes a vortex flow,...dear."
14:26 <@Dagmar> HOW MUCH FAIL AM I EXPECTED TO TOLERATE
14:26 <@Dagmar> Also on general principle I object to $her_girlfriend's claim that I _prefaced_ my argument with "dear".
14:27 <@Dagmar> I also told them to stop using big words they don't understand.
14:27 <@Dagmar> Fuck it.
14:27 <@Dagmar> Daniel will probably just roll his eyes about it.
14:27 <@Dagmar> His gf is not very bright.
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14:30 <@opticron> maybe she's extra kinky to make up for it
14:30 <@Dagmar> I can only hope so
14:31 <@Dagmar> I can tolerate stupid people when they are not trying to insist that they're correct.
14:31 <@Dagmar> I'm not going to let a pair of girls who should probably be blonde as a measure of fore-warning try and tell me shit about simple geometry tho
14:32 <@Dagmar> sheesh
14:33 <@opticron> yeah, I have problems dealing with belligerant idiocy as well
14:34 <@opticron> it happens at work sometimes...
14:37 <@Dagmar> I suppose I should get out and ride the bike a bit
14:37 <@Dagmar> Battery _seems_ good but I won't be certain until I've put it under load again
14:37 <@Dagmar> I charged it, left it idle a day, it's at 13v now
14:38 <@Dagmar> Hopefully I won't get to Bongo and then just have to go buy a pair of lantern batteries to one-time-start the fucker
14:42 <@Dagmar> I think the part that bugs me the most is that I can't even explain to them properly the difference between those two things because they wouldn't understand half those concepts, eitehr.
14:42 <@Dagmar> *rages
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14:52 < eryc> DAGMARAGEFACE
16:18 <@Dickie> So I was right, and got no credit?
16:19 * Dickie sprays all of #se2600 with yogurt from a firehose.
16:20 <@Dickie> I went for whimsical, and produced absurdly sexual.
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17:13 <@Dagmar> Well.
17:14 <@Dagmar> That's nice.
17:14 <@Dagmar> Dwarf Fortress has added _zombie invasions_.
17:14 <@Dagmar> That's a fortress done.
17:14 <@Dagmar> ...or done in, in this case.
17:21 < scribbles> df has been on my list for a while
17:21 < scribbles> never quite gotten around to it
17:28 <@Dagmar> It's fucking brutal.
17:39 < scribbles> learning curve or in general
17:49 <@Dagmar> In general.
17:49 <@Dickie> I am to understand both
17:49 <@Dagmar> The learning curve is steep, but it's not a cliff. It's just steep for a long, long time.
17:49 <@Dagmar> I fucked up that time because I didn't have a proper way of completely sealing the fortress
17:50 <@Dagmar> Fuckign zombies got in past the perimiter before I could close it off.. and then I was fucked.
17:50 <@Dagmar> It did exactly what you might expect.
17:50 <@Dagmar> They spread.
17:51 <@Dagmar> If you do get around to trying it, remember "Phoebus". It's a partly graphical tileset that makes it easier to see what you're looking at at a glance.
17:57 <@Dickie> I like reading Dwarf Fortress stories
17:57 <@Dickie> There was one site in particular I can't remember that stopped updating
18:04 <@Catonic> Dagmar: thanks. The stupid, it burns.
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19:09 <@Evilpig> Dickie, RangerZ, Bahhumbug, eryc: I found it just before I crashed. printf, prints a formatted string, that strange ass notation is 3 places before the decimal and 1 trailing followed by an actual percent sign. the f in that tells it to round and as of php5 f is bound to some geographic nonsense and should be an F but that is a whole other can of worms
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19:14 < RangerZ> well yes, printf is from C
19:14 < RangerZ> i don't know the printf syntax, but it is similiar to that... aka... don't touch it unless you have to
19:20 < RangerZ> and even then... don't... lol
19:26 <@Dagmar> Not round. It tells it to pretend it's a float vallue
19:27 <@Dagmar> ...but yeah invariably when you see 'printf' in a scripted language, they're just wrappering the C call
19:28 <@Bahhumbug> RangerZ: I thought you were a CS major?
19:28 < RangerZ> i am, and i avoid C as much as possible
19:29 < RangerZ> i like theory stuff, algorithms, graph theory, compilers
19:29 < RangerZ> plus i have a hell of a time memorizing things, so i use cheat sheets for languages i don't touch often
19:31 <@Bahhumbug> printf, or an analog function, is in too many languages to think of. I'm surprised you don't know at least the basics such as %d, %s, %f and padding / justification variants.
19:32 <@Bahhumbug> and yeah, I avoid C as much as possible as well :)
19:32 < RangerZ> i learnd on pascal, and then went to c++ and was told to avoid printf
19:32 < RangerZ> and never touched it basically
19:33 < RangerZ> though i know enough to know _about_ it, and to look it up if need be, i've never had to
19:33 <@Bahhumbug> there is a "scan" family of functions as well that provide formatted input.
19:34 <@Bahhumbug> (scanf, sscanf, etc)
19:36 < RangerZ> yeah
20:28 <@Evilpig> lol @thinwallryan. he won his challenge so he rewarded himself with marshmellows and beer his two favorite things.
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21:58 < RangerZ> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWF86D_UNxc
21:58 < RangerZ> "I'm Elmo and I know it" parody video
21:58 < RangerZ> SFW
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22:31 <@CNwaV> And the drinking begins
22:39 <@Evilpig> anyone messed with canvas much? brimstone?
22:50 <@Evilpig> NEAT!
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23:15 <@Evilpig> and I follow that up with a DAMN YOU IE!
23:26 <@CNwaV> Haha
23:48 <@Evilpig> normally I would fight this. but it works in IE9. but not in 7 or 8. so fuck them. fuck em right in their asses
23:51 < RangerZ> lol
23:51 < RangerZ> ie detection "i'm sorry, you have an insecure browser, and for your safety this page can not be displayed"
23:54 <@Evilpig> https://129.59.141.206/~wilbur/phprackview/phpRackView/dc_stats.php?dc=1
23:54 <@Evilpig> l/p dcim/dcim
23:56 <@Evilpig> canvas draws the datacenter from the image. then does a composition to put the color coding on the rack
23:57 <@Evilpig> IE9 supports canvas so it works. the shim for 8 and below doesn't support the composition so i'm not about to start troubleshooting why the imagemap isn't working
23:59 < RangerZ> authorization required
23:59 < RangerZ> lol
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