--- Log opened Sun Feb 26 00:00:10 2012 --- Day changed Sun Feb 26 2012 00:00 < RangerZ> http://www.webtoonlive.com/webtoon/Supernatural%20Investigation%20Department/ch0/ i've found a really interesting korean format 00:00 < RangerZ> entirely online only 00:00 < RangerZ> one long strip that you just scroll down 00:01 <@Evilpig> dag they really did a nice job on that. i'm quite impressed 00:02 < RangerZ> i read about a minecraft 1:1 version of WoW's world 00:02 < daswork> I'd take up mindcraft, but I think heroin would be less destructive. 00:02 < RangerZ> but the issue is minecraft isn't tall enough 00:02 <@Evilpig> it is now 00:03 < RangerZ> well then... just imagine how upset blizz will be once they realize 1x1 blocks was good enough for a MMO 00:03 <@Evilpig> I do believe this one single if statement is cause enough for a lynch mob 00:03 < RangerZ> lol 00:03 < RangerZ> oh god... i'm afraid to see it... 00:03 <@Evilpig> if(strtoupper(substr($this->ManagementType,0,5))==='GEIST'){ 00:03 <@Evilpig> $pollCommand = "/usr/bin/snmpget -v 2c -c $community $serverIP .1.3.6.1.4.1.21239.2.1.2.0"; 00:03 <@Evilpig> }else if(strtoupper(substr($this->ManagementType,0,6))==='SERVER') 00:03 <@Evilpig> $pollCommand = "/usr/bin/snmpget -v 2c -c $community $serverIP .1.3.6.1.4.1.1718.3.1.1.0"; 00:03 <@Evilpig> else 00:03 <@Evilpig> $pollCommand = "/usr/bin/snmpget -v 2c -c $community $serverIP .1.3.6.1.4.1.318.1.1.4.1.2.0"; 00:04 < RangerZ> ... 00:04 <@Dagmar> That is satanic. 00:04 <@Evilpig> I just need a ? in there some where and we'd have all three types of valid IFs 00:04 <@Dagmar> Absolutely satanic. 00:04 < RangerZ> don't insult satan 00:04 <@Dagmar> You might wanna indent $serverIP a bit 00:05 <@Evilpig> There are alot of things i'd like to do to this 00:06 < RangerZ> though... i have one that is close to that 00:06 < RangerZ> php[][] = "Select * from Table1 and Table2" 00:06 <@Dagmar> How abuot we just call a goddamn function 00:06 < RangerZ> then sort the php array, then search through it 00:07 < RangerZ> i just stopped working that night when i found those lines of code 00:07 <@Dagmar> It doesn't really seem like setting the command in the variable is doing anything useful there. 00:07 <@Dagmar> A classic example of doing something twice, just to invite extra bugs 00:07 <@Evilpig> later he uses that 00:08 <@Evilpig> exec( $pollCommand, $statsOutput ); 00:08 <@Dagmar> The only thing that should be getting set at that point is the OID 00:08 <@Evilpig> but I see the hard coded snmpget location as a problem 00:08 <@Dagmar> Yeah anotehr reason why it's twice the fail 00:08 <@Dagmar> Everything. Possible. Is. Wrong. 00:08 <@Evilpig> it's in my notes of things that need to be addressed 00:09 <@Dagmar> I can see next october me jumping up and down in a drunken rage yelling "ATOMS, MOTHERFUCKER! USE MORE ATOMS!" 00:10 <@Dagmar> Just a note if you try to make an account with customizer... 00:10 <@Dagmar> They have no idea what they're doing. 00:10 <@Dagmar> BUT... 00:10 <@Dagmar> If you can coerce the silly thing into letting you login more than once, you can take two packs, mark them as favorites, and then merge them 00:13 <@Evilpig> I gotta get out of this file before I start to yell and my two coworkers here have me locked up 00:28 < daswork> Evilpig: http://work.failblog.org/2012/02/23/job-fails-glamorous-computer-programmer-life/ 00:29 <@Evilpig> heh 00:29 <@Evilpig> there are not enough cups around that computer for him to be a programmer 00:31 < daswork> Coffee-IV. Its the future. 00:31 <@Evilpig> PHP Notice: Undefined variable: PHP_SELF in power_connection.php on line 55 00:31 < daswork> Also, I think that's John Carmack, according to the comments. 00:31 <@Evilpig> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 00:31 < daswork> Evilpig: If it makes you feel better, I still envy your job. 00:32 <@Evilpig> I am about to run out and grab a sandwich and get back to this 00:32 <@Evilpig> rafiq needs to get back in here so I can run 01:05 < RangerZ> “President Obama once said he wants everybody in America to go to college. What a snob,”-santorum.... 01:05 < RangerZ> i don't know if i should feel bad for moderate republicans or not 01:06 < RangerZ> all 7 of them left 01:19 -!- NotLarry [~NotLarry@c-68-53-104-117.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 252 seconds] 01:24 < daswork> RangerZ: http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-breeding-program-aimed-at-keeping-moderate-rep,27371/ 01:31 <@Evilpig> RangerZ: you coming to the meeting next week? 01:33 -!- daswork [~dasunt@174-20-58-94.mpls.qwest.net] has quit [Remote host closed the connection] 01:59 -!- NotLarry [~NotLarry@c-68-53-104-117.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 01:59 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o NotLarry] by ChanServ 02:03 < RangerZ> i might 02:03 < RangerZ> when/where is it? 02:03 <@Evilpig> friday 6pm J&Js Market 02:03 <@Evilpig> gonna shoot something out to the list on Monday and see if we can get some plans beforehand for dinner / movie after 02:04 < RangerZ> i'd probably just walk from isis 02:04 < RangerZ> unless there is enough parking over there 02:04 <@Evilpig> there is parking 03:28 <@Evilpig> what is with dolemite and NEVER closing ?! 03:43 < RangerZ> lol 03:48 -!- sync350 [~sync@c-24-30-78-161.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: This computer has gone to sleep] 04:38 -!- Vyrus is now known as vyrus001 04:46 -!- sync350 [~sync@c-24-30-78-161.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 04:52 -!- RangerZ [~mwalker@c-98-211-44-193.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: Leaving.] 05:24 -!- CNwaV [~yaaic@68-189-190-128.dhcp.spbg.sc.charter.com] has quit [Ping timeout: 276 seconds] 07:12 <@Evilpig> can anyone decipher this? 07:42 -!- sync350 [~sync@c-24-30-78-161.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: This computer has gone to sleep] 08:34 -!- RangerZ [~mwalker@c-98-211-44-193.hsd1.tn.comcast.net] has joined #se2600 08:34 -!- sync350 [~sync@adsl-74-190-97-127.asm.bellsouth.net] has joined #se2600 10:59 < RangerZ> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/425668_10150549901367757_507697756_9101576_1993752319_n.jpg 11:00 < RangerZ> SFW 11:08 <@Dickie> Evilpig: Looks like printing a formatted number, obviously. I'm a little confused by that format myself. 11:09 <@Dickie> %% at the end indicates a literal % sign 11:09 <@Dickie> So that leaves the %3.1f 11:10 <@Dickie> probably precision indicator and other crap like padding 11:11 <@Dickie> That's all I got. Happy I couldn't help. 11:11 <@Bahhumbug> 3 significant digts.1 decimal place, floating point representation. 11:11 <@Dickie> There you go. 11:11 <@Bahhumbug> No idea what @printf is in php however. 11:12 < RangerZ> you don't have to use that one 11:12 <@Bahhumbug> And, for the record, plumbing sucks. There is a reason carded plumbers make as much as they do. 11:12 < RangerZ> http://php.net/manual/en/function.round.php 11:12 < RangerZ> precision is the optional flag, but works well 11:13 <@Dickie> The @ is telling the code not to report any errors, I think 12:00 -!- stowbari [~Stowbari@adsl-69-208-13-199.dsl.akrnoh.ameritech.net] has joined #se2600 12:50 -!- stowbari [~Stowbari@adsl-69-208-13-199.dsl.akrnoh.ameritech.net] has quit [Quit: Leaving.] 13:36 < eryc> Evilpig: Bahhumbug: the @ suppresses errors iirc 13:36 <@Dagmar> ...because for PHP-people, it's not enough to just ignore the error_log... they need to be able to stifle the noise from their mistakes directly. 13:36 < eryc> heh 13:39 -!- stowbari [~Stowbari@adsl-69-208-13-199.dsl.akrnoh.ameritech.net] has joined #se2600 13:42 < RangerZ> hircine \HUR-sahyn\ , adjective: 13:42 < RangerZ> 1. of, pertaining to, or resembling a goat. 13:42 < RangerZ> 2. Having a goatish odor. 13:42 < RangerZ> 3. Lustful; libidinous. 13:43 < RangerZ> daily words: gotta love em 13:43 <@Dagmar> 4. The name of a powerful Daedra 13:45 <@Bahhumbug> ... 13:45 <@Bahhumbug> yay for php? 13:45 <@Bahhumbug> what dipshit came up with '@' for php? he/she/it should commit ritual suicide. 13:47 < RangerZ> i don't completely agree...though i feel you _should_ be right 13:48 < RangerZ> the idea that you want to supress errors from public facing pages isn't "wrong", but there should be a different mechanic , i would hope @ redirects to stderr instead of to the HTML output 13:49 < RangerZ> ahh... yay... it CAN be configured that way 13:50 < RangerZ> plus it also stores them in an error array $php_errormsg if track_errors is on 14:04 < eryc> que sera sera 14:14 <@Bahhumbug> proper is some type of exception system, even if it's just populating $php_errormsg or similar. Using a directive to stifle errors is, in my no very humble opinion, wrong. 14:15 <@Bahhumbug> Because you just know there are umpteen million php "developers" that just use '@' and don't bother trackng errors at all. 14:18 < eryc> as opposed to try { } catch Exception ex { // ignore } 14:18 <@Dagmar> Well, so much for being nice to people on the internet. 14:19 <@Dagmar> $male_friend tries to post a link to a picture of a torus on WikiPedia 14:19 <@Dagmar> $his_girlfriend posts calling it a lovely vortex. 14:19 < eryc> a ford torus? 14:19 <@Dagmar> I say "That's a torus, dear. 14:19 < eryc> THEN WHAT 14:20 <@Dagmar> $his_girlfriend comes back with some blather about appreciating that it's a vortex and questions why I say it's a torus. 14:20 <@Dagmar> I link the fucking WP article. She still doesn't get it. 14:20 <@Dagmar> $his_girlfriend calls in $her_girlfriend for backup. 14:20 < eryc> what's a vortex? 14:21 * opticron knows what a torus is 14:21 <@opticron> a vortex is entirely different 14:21 <@Dagmar> $her_girlfriend posits that I used the word "dear" because my argument wasn't strong enough to stand on it's own. 14:21 <@opticron> just ban them from the internet 14:21 <@Dagmar> My final response: " Let me put this another way then. This is a fucking torus, it is not a vortex, or a spiral at all. Period. There's enough stupid on the internet already without people trying to spread it further. Moral: Do not taunt the happy fun Dagmar when he is being nice because he's right." 14:22 <@Dagmar> If they wanna go for a bonus round I'll point out that it's something they typically fucking teach you in high school. 14:22 <@Dagmar> Fucking morons. 14:23 < eryc> oh right, vortex 14:23 < eryc> that's not a shape 14:23 < eryc> that's a spinning mass of shit 14:23 <@opticron> was it something like this? http://www.knotplot.com/hopf/inlines/hopf-torus.jpg 14:24 <@Dagmar> It was this picture he linked to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sphere-like_degenerate_torus.gif 14:24 < eryc> damn degenerates always get you 14:24 <@opticron> ugh 14:25 <@Dagmar> What kills me is she clearly pulled verbiage from the WP page on 'vortex' to make her argument 14:25 <@Dagmar> "Any closed streamline of spiral motion constitutes a vortex flow,...dear." 14:26 <@Dagmar> HOW MUCH FAIL AM I EXPECTED TO TOLERATE 14:26 <@Dagmar> Also on general principle I object to $her_girlfriend's claim that I _prefaced_ my argument with "dear". 14:27 <@Dagmar> I also told them to stop using big words they don't understand. 14:27 <@Dagmar> Fuck it. 14:27 <@Dagmar> Daniel will probably just roll his eyes about it. 14:27 <@Dagmar> His gf is not very bright. 14:29 -!- unixfg [~ryan@ghruaim.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 252 seconds] 14:30 <@opticron> maybe she's extra kinky to make up for it 14:30 <@Dagmar> I can only hope so 14:31 <@Dagmar> I can tolerate stupid people when they are not trying to insist that they're correct. 14:31 <@Dagmar> I'm not going to let a pair of girls who should probably be blonde as a measure of fore-warning try and tell me shit about simple geometry tho 14:32 <@Dagmar> sheesh 14:33 <@opticron> yeah, I have problems dealing with belligerant idiocy as well 14:34 <@opticron> it happens at work sometimes... 14:37 <@Dagmar> I suppose I should get out and ride the bike a bit 14:37 <@Dagmar> Battery _seems_ good but I won't be certain until I've put it under load again 14:37 <@Dagmar> I charged it, left it idle a day, it's at 13v now 14:38 <@Dagmar> Hopefully I won't get to Bongo and then just have to go buy a pair of lantern batteries to one-time-start the fucker 14:42 <@Dagmar> I think the part that bugs me the most is that I can't even explain to them properly the difference between those two things because they wouldn't understand half those concepts, eitehr. 14:42 <@Dagmar> *rages 14:47 -!- unixfg [~ryan@ghruaim.net] has joined #se2600 14:47 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o unixfg] by ChanServ 14:52 < eryc> DAGMARAGEFACE 16:18 <@Dickie> So I was right, and got no credit? 16:19 * Dickie sprays all of #se2600 with yogurt from a firehose. 16:20 <@Dickie> I went for whimsical, and produced absurdly sexual. 16:55 -!- sync350 [~sync@adsl-74-190-97-127.asm.bellsouth.net] has quit [Quit: This computer has gone to sleep] 17:13 <@Dagmar> Well. 17:14 <@Dagmar> That's nice. 17:14 <@Dagmar> Dwarf Fortress has added _zombie invasions_. 17:14 <@Dagmar> That's a fortress done. 17:14 <@Dagmar> ...or done in, in this case. 17:21 < scribbles> df has been on my list for a while 17:21 < scribbles> never quite gotten around to it 17:28 <@Dagmar> It's fucking brutal. 17:39 < scribbles> learning curve or in general 17:49 <@Dagmar> In general. 17:49 <@Dickie> I am to understand both 17:49 <@Dagmar> The learning curve is steep, but it's not a cliff. It's just steep for a long, long time. 17:49 <@Dagmar> I fucked up that time because I didn't have a proper way of completely sealing the fortress 17:50 <@Dagmar> Fuckign zombies got in past the perimiter before I could close it off.. and then I was fucked. 17:50 <@Dagmar> It did exactly what you might expect. 17:50 <@Dagmar> They spread. 17:51 <@Dagmar> If you do get around to trying it, remember "Phoebus". It's a partly graphical tileset that makes it easier to see what you're looking at at a glance. 17:57 <@Dickie> I like reading Dwarf Fortress stories 17:57 <@Dickie> There was one site in particular I can't remember that stopped updating 18:04 <@Catonic> Dagmar: thanks. The stupid, it burns. 18:32 -!- sync350 [~sync@adsl-74-190-97-127.asm.bellsouth.net] has joined #se2600 18:37 -!- stowbari [~Stowbari@adsl-69-208-13-199.dsl.akrnoh.ameritech.net] has quit [Quit: Leaving.] 18:47 -!- sdodson [~sdodson@serenity.ninjr.org] has joined #se2600 18:47 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o sdodson] by ChanServ 18:51 -!- stowbari [~Stowbari@adsl-69-208-13-199.dsl.akrnoh.ameritech.net] has joined #se2600 19:09 <@Evilpig> Dickie, RangerZ, Bahhumbug, eryc: I found it just before I crashed. printf, prints a formatted string, that strange ass notation is 3 places before the decimal and 1 trailing followed by an actual percent sign. the f in that tells it to round and as of php5 f is bound to some geographic nonsense and should be an F but that is a whole other can of worms 19:10 -!- sdodson [~sdodson@serenity.ninjr.org] has left #se2600 [] 19:14 < RangerZ> well yes, printf is from C 19:14 < RangerZ> i don't know the printf syntax, but it is similiar to that... aka... don't touch it unless you have to 19:20 < RangerZ> and even then... don't... lol 19:26 <@Dagmar> Not round. It tells it to pretend it's a float vallue 19:27 <@Dagmar> ...but yeah invariably when you see 'printf' in a scripted language, they're just wrappering the C call 19:28 <@Bahhumbug> RangerZ: I thought you were a CS major? 19:28 < RangerZ> i am, and i avoid C as much as possible 19:29 < RangerZ> i like theory stuff, algorithms, graph theory, compilers 19:29 < RangerZ> plus i have a hell of a time memorizing things, so i use cheat sheets for languages i don't touch often 19:31 <@Bahhumbug> printf, or an analog function, is in too many languages to think of. I'm surprised you don't know at least the basics such as %d, %s, %f and padding / justification variants. 19:32 <@Bahhumbug> and yeah, I avoid C as much as possible as well :) 19:32 < RangerZ> i learnd on pascal, and then went to c++ and was told to avoid printf 19:32 < RangerZ> and never touched it basically 19:33 < RangerZ> though i know enough to know _about_ it, and to look it up if need be, i've never had to 19:33 <@Bahhumbug> there is a "scan" family of functions as well that provide formatted input. 19:34 <@Bahhumbug> (scanf, sscanf, etc) 19:36 < RangerZ> yeah 20:28 <@Evilpig> lol @thinwallryan. he won his challenge so he rewarded himself with marshmellows and beer his two favorite things. 20:44 -!- jb7od [~mfph@gateway/tor-sasl/jb7od] has quit [Ping timeout: 276 seconds] 20:45 -!- jb7od [~mfph@gateway/tor-sasl/jb7od] has joined #se2600 20:45 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o jb7od] by ChanServ 21:10 -!- sync350 [~sync@adsl-74-190-97-127.asm.bellsouth.net] has quit [Quit: This computer has gone to sleep] 21:51 -!- CNwaV_tp [~yaaic@68-189-190-128.dhcp.spbg.sc.charter.com] has quit [Ping timeout: 272 seconds] 21:58 < RangerZ> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWF86D_UNxc 21:58 < RangerZ> "I'm Elmo and I know it" parody video 21:58 < RangerZ> SFW 22:31 -!- CNwaV [~yaaic@156.sub-174-252-176.myvzw.com] has joined #se2600 22:31 -!- mode/#se2600 [+o CNwaV] by ChanServ 22:31 <@CNwaV> And the drinking begins 22:39 <@Evilpig> anyone messed with canvas much? brimstone? 22:50 <@Evilpig> NEAT! 22:53 -!- stowbari [~Stowbari@adsl-69-208-13-199.dsl.akrnoh.ameritech.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 245 seconds] 22:54 -!- stowbari [~Stowbari@adsl-69-208-4-194.dsl.akrnoh.ameritech.net] has joined #se2600 23:15 <@Evilpig> and I follow that up with a DAMN YOU IE! 23:26 <@CNwaV> Haha 23:48 <@Evilpig> normally I would fight this. but it works in IE9. but not in 7 or 8. so fuck them. fuck em right in their asses 23:51 < RangerZ> lol 23:51 < RangerZ> ie detection "i'm sorry, you have an insecure browser, and for your safety this page can not be displayed" 23:54 <@Evilpig> https://129.59.141.206/~wilbur/phprackview/phpRackView/dc_stats.php?dc=1 23:54 <@Evilpig> l/p dcim/dcim 23:56 <@Evilpig> canvas draws the datacenter from the image. then does a composition to put the color coding on the rack 23:57 <@Evilpig> IE9 supports canvas so it works. the shim for 8 and below doesn't support the composition so i'm not about to start troubleshooting why the imagemap isn't working 23:59 < RangerZ> authorization required 23:59 < RangerZ> lol --- Log closed Mon Feb 27 00:00:01 2012